All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) Script

CHARLIE: [ECHOING] Itchy! A few more degrees to the left. Now, tap!

[TAPPING] No, no, your other left.

That's it. Keep coming, keep coming. You're almost through.

[ITCHY MUMBLING] Itchy, what is it?

[ITCHY MUMBLING] Are you okay?

[ITCHY MUMBLING] Well, don't stop now.



CHARLIE: Terrific. ITCHY: I'm sorry, Boss. I got dirt in my nose.


CHARLIE: Are you gonna do it again? ITCHY: No...



CHARLIE: Itchy, you're a genius. Thanks, Boss.

CHARLIE: I'm glad to see you. Where are you?


What? What was that?

ITCHY: Oh, it's a pipe. Here I am, Charlie. CHARLIE: You okay?


Where are you?

Ow! Don't. Don't. Put that thing out. What, are you trying to kill me?

I'm so sorry, Boss, but the pipe... Here, let me try this.

Careful, Itchy. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I think that might be a water main.

No, Charlie. Water mains are green, this is red.

You're colorblind, you've always been colorblind.

That's true, but this is green. It's red.


GUARD 1: Busted water main! GUARD 2: Hit the lights.

[ALARM RINGING] GUARD 3: Call Command Central.

[SCREAMING] Look out!

GUARD 3: Shine the light over there. No, over there.

Itchy! Ow, whoa.


Come on, let's get out of here.

I'm sorry, Charlie, I think that...

Don't think. From now on, I'll think. Okay. You think...

[GUNSHOT] Whoa! My stuff...

Forget the stuff, I'll buy you more stuff.

Wait a minute, my drill!

Oh, come on.

Let's go.

Not now, not now. Don't...

Don't... Not now.


I can't help it, Charlie. I itch when I'm nervous.

Well, don't be nervous. Just scratch this.

Oh, it's not worth it being with you.

ITCHY: Pull this, pull this. CHARLIE: Oh, pull this.

ITCHY: [YELLING] Ow! Whoa! Just a minute.

Are you okay? Come on.

ITCHY: You're such a grouch.


FEMALE ANNOUNCER: On your marks.

Get set.

[GUNSHOT] And they're off.

MALE ANNOUNCER: It's a spectacular lineup, with Mighty Morris taking an early lead.

Rat 0' War is second by a head, and Secretary Rat trails by a half.

What an amazing race, ladies and gentlemen!

Out of the turn it's Mighty Morris, with Rat O' War charging up from behind.

Into the second turn, Mighty Morris and Rat 0' War fight it out while Squad Car trails the pack.

Now it's Rat 0' War by a nose, Secretary Rat is second by a head with Mighty Morris back in third.

But wait! Squad Car, the black and white, is making his move in the rear.

He tries to the right, he tries to the left, but it's no good, folks.

It's rat-eat-rat out there, and they're just not gonna let him through.

But what's this? Squad Car's coming up through the middle.

Oh, but he's caught in a pinch!

But now he's climbing out and he's riding on top of Cheez Whiz.

And into the loop-the-loop it's Squad Car and Cheez Whiz bringing up the rear as they head into the oil slick. Oh, my gosh, look out!

Oh, what's this? Squad Car playing hopscotch in the backstretch.

He's sixth, fifth, fourth, third! I don't believe it!

Into the obstacles, it's Squad Car takes the lead!

So it's Squad Car by five lengths.

Rat O'War second, Cheez Whiz moving into third. But wait...wait a minute!

He's... He's stuck. Squad Car's stuck in the obstacle bed.

What a nightmare. Wait a minute... [CROWD CHEERING]

It's Squad Car by a tail. Oh, my gosh, look out!

What's this?

It's Squad Car springing to the finish.

What an incredible race, ladies and gentlemen.

Squad Car. The black and white.

Rat race's shortest long shot takes the roses in the upset of the week.

Who would have known, who would have guessed?


But don't go away, folks. We've got plenty more action coming up in our next heat.

Well, if you ask me, I think the house is rigged.

That does it for me. I'm busted.

ANNOUNCER: ...and I mean to tell you, this is gonna be one to tell your grandpuppies about.


I win.

Here you go. [SNIFFS]

Ew! Bad meat.

What's the odds on Terrible Tom? Terrible.


Well, then give me Large Mike to win.

Large Mike to win.

No markers, Tailpipe.

Come back here when you got some food.


And we're off! It's a rat-eat-rat world out there as Large Mike takes the lead.

Whitewash is in second and Terrible...


Hi, guys. What do you know, what do you say?

Yeah, what do you say, what do you know?

[CHUCKLING] Itchy, do we detect a look of surprise here?

Hey, Boss. Hmm?

Maybe we should go out and come back in again.



Ain't you supposed to be on death row?

No, I ain't supposed to be on death row.

Hey, I got him out.

Things have changed, Charlie, since you've been gone.

Life hasn't been no piece of cake.

Carface ain't been treating us too good.

Things are tough but we carry on.

Could you spare a couple of bones for old times' sake?

Why settle for a couple of bones when you can have the whole bank?


ITCHY: Hey! Charlie, Charlie! Look, you hit the jackpot!

Atta boy, Charlie. I'm proud of you.

Charlie, tell 'em.

♪ Oh, you can't keep a good dog down No, sir.

♪ No, you can't keep a good dog down

♪ I've seen pain and hurt That's right.

♪ I've eaten some dirt That's true

♪ It's hard to buy but even I have been jilted by a skirt He lies.

♪ Look how I'm still around

♪ 'Cause you can't keep a good dog down

♪ You can't keep a good dog down No, you can't. No, no, no, no.

♪ You can't keep a good dog down Preach it, brother!

♪ I've been bought and sold

♪ He's been warm and cold

♪ But ten to one I'll still be running rackets when I'm old

♪ Not in some cage in the city pound

♪ 'Cause you can't keep a good dog

♪ Can't keep a good

♪ I say, you can't keep a good dog down

♪ In him's the luck of the Irish

♪ The pride of the Germans

♪ And even a bit of Siam

♪ Siam? You see the calm of the English

♪ The charm of the Spanish

♪ A pedigree is certainly ain't what I am

♪ So call me a mixed-up pup You're a mixed-up pup. [LAUGHS]

♪ But the only way this pup knows is up Okay, boys. Come on, come on.

Lift him up. Come on!

Up, up. Up, up. Come on.

♪ You can't keep a good dog down


♪ You can't keep a good dog down


♪ He's been fat and thin

♪ I've been out and in

♪ He tried a life of virtue

♪ But prefer a life of sin BOTH: ♪ So tonight when we own this town

♪ I've known hunger, I've known thirst

♪ Lived the best and seen the worst

♪ But the only way I know to finish is to finish first BOTH: ♪ So watch out when you hear this sound



♪ 'Cause you can't keep a good dog

♪ No you can't keep a good

♪ I say you can't keep a good dog

♪ Down


ALL: ♪ You can't keep a good dog down ♪

BOTH: Woof.



It's him, Boss.

I don't get it.

Look, Mr. Carface, Boss. I know what you're thinking.

But I don't know nothing about this.

We set him up for good.

CARFACE: Killer... Uh-huh.

I do not wish that I should share 50% of the business with my partner Charlie.

You want that I should go squeeze his head with the pliers?


Killer? Killer! Uh-huh?

That is no way to treat an old friend.

Friends must be handled in a friendly and businesslike way.

CHARLIE: Carface.



Hey, Carface. You decent?

Charlie! Oh!

Is it really you? Is it really me?

CHARLIE: Is it really you?

Hey, you put on a little weight.

I told you to stay off those sweets.


This place is... This place is looking okay.

Little gauche, but okay.

You know partner? I'm proud of you.

But the customers, they ain't laughing.


Gamblers are never happy, Charlie. You know that.

Yeah, but I've been thinking.


You know what this place needs?

I mean, besides new curtains and chandeliers.

It needs some class. A little culture.

Choreography. And some influence of the theater.

Dancing girls. What do you say?

You know what else... Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.

Times has changed, I've changed, you've changed.

Ha, what are you talking about? I haven't changed.


Charlie, you've done time, and that's not good for business.

What are you saying? You are a dog with a record.

I was framed. I know that.

You're like a brother to me.

That's why, why... Why what?

We need to split up the partnership.

What? Are you out of your mind?

They're going to be looking for you, Charlie, and what's the first place they're gonna look, huh?

Here. Here!

I don't like it, Charlie, but it's for our own good.

GOON 1: Uh, did it eat, yet?

GOON 2: [NERVOUSLY] Yeah, it ate.

But, how come I gotta feed Carface's little monster?

[WHISPERS] Monster?

KILLER: Come on, dogs. You've got a job to do.

Carface wants you should get rid of Charlie.


Oh. Oh! Ooh! Ah!

Charlie, they're going to kill you. Charlie!

Charlie, they're going to kill you.

So, we'll set you up somewheres where they don't know you.

Yeah, go on. 50% of this is yours, right?

Charlie, take it.

You want a cut of the steaks?

T-bones? Sure.

Porterhouse. [LAUGHS]

And one half of the mignons.


This is sounding a little better all the time.

Then, it's a deal? Well...

Deal. Put her there.


CARFACE: Boys, listen up.

My former partner wishes to announce that he is going into business for himself.

KILLER: You heard the boss... CARFACE: Shut up.


To the Mardi Gras.



Uh, Charlie.

Charlie... Oh! Watch those heels, lady.

CARFACE: And I am sure that I speak for every dog amongst us in wishing you the best of luck in your new venture.

And now, as a token of our esteem, we are presenting to you this lucky gold watch.

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

ALL: [SINGING] ♪ You can't keep a good dog down ♪ Killer.

Killer. Mmm-hmm.

Take Charlie out back for the big surprise.

Surprise? What surprise, Boss?

The big surprise.

Do you mean that surprise?


You moron.


You're the doggonest pal a swell could ever mave.


CHARLIE: I love you guys. You want to sing with me?

You want to sing with me?

[PANTING] Charlie.


[SLURRING] Do you know this?

♪ You can't keep a...

♪ You can't keep a good dog down ♪ This is the marker.

Now, stay here and don't peek, Charlie.

Listen, sing with me.

♪ I've been fat and thin, I've been out, I've been in ♪



Shut up.


CARFACE: Goodbye, Charlie.

Boss, can I help you push the car? Can I? Can I? Please.


ITCHY: Charlie!


Killer, shut up. Shut up. Shut up!

♪ You can't keep a good dog down ♪



Where am I?

ANGEL: This is the Great Hall of Judgment.


Oh, not to worry, Charlie. You'll go to Heaven.

All dogs go to Heaven, because unlike people dogs are naturally good, and loyal and kind.

Yeah, that's true.

♪ Welcome to doing whatever you wish This is really a lovely place you got here.

♪ Eating whenever you please Follow me.

♪ To a constant temperate climate

♪ We keep at 73 degrees We're still on Fahrenheit here. That's fine with me.

♪ Welcome to no more rat race Oh, boy.

♪ To order and calm instead Ah, great.

♪ Welcome to being dead ♪ What? You mean I'm... I'm...

Stone cold, I'm afraid.

I can't believe it. I've been murdered.

I'm having trouble finding any goodness or loyalty here, but let me see.

He killed me. I beg your pardon?

There's a mistake been made here.

♪ I don't wanna die

♪ You got the wrong guy

♪ I was double-crossed by a dirty rat

♪ Actually, this rat was a dog but his car ran me down

♪ I just blew out of jail, I just got back to town

♪ Hey! This is hard to explain

♪ May I speak to your superior?

♪ 'Cause I don't want to die

♪ Welcome to doing whatever you wish

♪ You got the wrong guy

♪ Laughing and singing all day ♪ Hey, listen. My time's not up yet.

Oh, it is. There's no mistake about that.

We know everything.

Murdered in the prime of my life!

That Carface, I'll kill him.


Hey, this must be the Watch Department, huh?

Well, you might call it that.

See, this watch is your life and it's stopped.

Well, can't you just wind it up or something?

And send you back? Oh, no, no, no, no.

No one's ever allowed to go back.

Just put your paw right here. What's that for?

For our book of records.

You see, everything about you that was or will be, is right here.

Oh, isn't that wonderful?

I love it here.

You mean there's no surprises or anything?

Oh, no, no, no. We know everything.

Oh, that's just lovely.

The clouds, the grass, the air.

Heaven is a wonderful place. Yeah.

No surprises, huh?

Say, would you like to dance?

You mean if I'm waiting for an inside straight up here I'd know in advance whether I filled it?

We know how it all turns out.

You must've studied dancing.

You have natural rhythm. Unusual for a whippet.

Oh! I'm getting dizzy.

Everything is so lovely here.

So planned, so ordered.

And that's what's driving me crazy.

♪ I need Brazil

♪ The throb, the thrill

♪ I've never been there

♪ But someday I will

♪ Adventure and danger

♪ Love from a stranger

♪ Let me be surprised



♪ Today there's sun

♪ They said there'd be snow

♪ When all's said and done

♪ It's fun not to know


♪ What keeps my heart humming

♪ Is guessing what's coming

♪ Let me be surprised

♪ Oh, ain't it great

♪ Ain't it great

♪ When fate makes you wait

♪ The world seems mirthless and you feel worthless

♪ And suddenly there's a big bone on your plate

♪ Oh, Charlie, please remember down there's a world of used cars

♪ And singles bars

♪ Broken dreams

♪ And out-of-reach stars

♪ But it isn't over

♪ Not for this rover

♪ I don't like to steal

♪ But I don't buy this deal

♪ In 'bout three seconds

♪ She will have realized


♪ And she's gonna be Charlie, what are you doing?


♪ Wait'll you see What's that you have behind your back?

♪ She's gonna be

[GASPING] Charlie, don't wind that watch!

♪ Surprised ♪



ANGEL: You can never come back.








I'm alive.


You can never come back.

You can never come...





Oh, Charlie.



No! Look out!

Charlie, no!


Itchy, it's okay. It's okay, little buddy.

It's me, Charlie.

Oh, Charlie, Charlie. It's you.

I... I saw Carface, and he was choking me and he was grabbing my neck and I said...

Oh, hi, Charlie.





You're a ghost! Shh, Itchy!


Go away, get back!

Get back. Don't hurt me. Come here.

Here, take my nine-piece ratchet set, my oil can, and don't go away without my Rolls-Royce hood ornament.

I'm not a ghost. I'm not dead.

Please, I got a bad back.

Uh, don't touch me.


[SOFTLY] Itchy, I'm not a ghost.

I'm not dead. Now, be quiet.

I'm going to take my hand away from your mouth.

And you're going to be quiet, aren't you?


[CHUCKLING] That's my pal.


Will you shut up?

Itchy, I'm alive.

Look, look, do ghosts have fleas? No.

Ghosts don't have fleas.

Right. Charlie.

Charlie, it's really you?

Ooh, Charlie, but I saw the car, in the river and... I know.

Your lifeless body... I know.

Flying through the air. Itchy, what can I say?

[CHUCKLING] It wasn't my time.

I'm so happy to see you, Charlie. You don't know how much I missed you.



Do you want the whole world to know I'm back?

You thought I was dead. So will Carface.

Dirty rat killed me.

Or, tried to kill me. And I'm going to make him pay.

Oh, no, Boss. We don't want to do that. Yeah, we do.

Listen, Itchy. I was always the brains of the outfit, wasn't I?

Yeah. But when I left, he should've gone under.

That's it, Boss. We'll go under. Deep, deep under.

They'll never find us again. No, I don't want to go under.

The operation grew. It got bigger and bigger.

And now, he doesn't want to share.

That's it, Boss. We could share a nice little place in the Himalayas.

I hate the Himalayas.

Wait a minute, they got gambling, they got races. So what?

Well, they even got a town called Tibet. You know, "To bet."

Listen, Boss. We could nab us a few llamas, a couple of mountain goats, open a track of our own... You know, he's got something up his sleeve.

Yeah, a gun. And when I find out what it is, I'm going to ruin him.

I'm going to make him suffer, slow. Oh, Boss.

He'll be begging for mercy. Well, I'm begging.

But, I'm begging that we get out of here. Listen, Boss.

Carface has got thugs and they've got muscles...

[GRUNTING] ...knives, and he's got a monster in his basement.

What? Boss, they feed it.

Monster? Yeah, monsters. I said monsters.

Monster? Hmm.



Charlie, I just know we're both going to die.

Shut up!

Now, let me see here.

Stop it. Stop it. Will you quit that?

I've had it with your itching.


Look, look, look, look. There, see?

ITCHY: The monster.

ITCHY: Okay, now let's go home.

Who knows what it eats!


Someone's got me by the tail. I got you by the tail.

Why don't you tell somebody you're gonna do that?

You know, it's not worth it being with you. It's not.

Your hands are cold, too.

There, there. Now there is your monster.

ITCHY: Well, I'll be...




Mr. Carface, can I go outside today?

Sure you can, little girl.

But first, you talk to the rat. [SQUEAKING]

KILLER: Well, if you want my opinion, Boss, I think Mighty Morris is gonna win the race.

Oh! Oh, Boss, that cigar.


Hi, Mr. Longtail.

How are you today?


Fine, thank you.

Will you be in the race tonight?


A sore foot? You shouldn't run.

And Twizzle has a cold?

She should drink soup.

Oh, Squad Car has the flu. Oh, my.

Hurry it up, hurry it up.

I'm sorry.

So, who do you think will win?


Oh, I see. The spotted gray.

CARFACE: Killer. Uh-huh?

Shift the odds on the spotted gray and feed the kid.

Oh, Boss, do I have to?


Oh, boy, where did you buy that thing?


But Mr. Carface, you said I could go outside today.



ITCHY: Charlie?

A little girl who talks to animals.


Imagine that.

Boss, I think we... Don't. I'll do the thinking.

But, Boss...

Poor child. We'll kidnap her.

Kidnap? Uh, rescue her.

But, Boss... Itchy, button it up.

Uh, little girl...

[GASPS] CHARLIE: Excuse me.

Am I to understand that you're being held here against your will?

Let me introduce myself. Sit.

I am Charlie B. Barkin, and this is my associate, Itchiford "Itchy" Dachshund.

Mr. Itchy to you. Hey. How do you do?

And it strikes me that this is not the kind of place for you.

Am I right?

ANNE-MARIE: Oh, well... Yeah.

Let us take you away from all this.

Where are your parents?

I'm an orphan.

Ah! She's an orphan.

She doesn't have any parents.

That settles it.

You know, you're gonna stay with Itchy.

Me? Yeah. What's your name, little girl?

Ann... ITCHY: No, no, Boss.

She can't stay with me. This has gone too far.

I'm gettin' out of here.

Oh, all right. You have no compassion.


She'll stay with me.

Anne-Marie. Huh?

You asked my name, my name is Anne-Marie.

Yeah, sure.

Listen, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Anne-Marie?

I mean, living with me? You're gonna love my place.

Canopy bed under the stars, open hearth, three square meals a day, radio, heater, white walls. I live in a cab.

CHARLIE: Low mileage, of course.



[YELLS] What?

[SCREAMING] What do you mean, she is gone?

[STAMMERING] Well, uh... Well, you see, Boss, I...

Shut up! [WHIMPERS]

Can't you just...

I'm... By... Morons!

I'm surrounded by morons!


But, Boss, it wasn't my fault.

I mean, to be perfectly honest, you see, it... It... It... It...

[CHUCKLING] Thunder was on duty, take it up with him.

I love that girl.

I want her back.


Boss, you see, the thing...






CHARLIE: So Robin Hood says to Little John, "This sheriff is a real bimbo.

"Let's say we knock him off and take the gold.

"Not for ourselves, but, uh, we'll give it to the poor worthless suckers

"who got took in the first place."

Hey, Boss, where do you get that stuff?

What kind of hood is this guy, anyway, giving dough to the poor without takin' his cut?

I like this story, Mr. Itchy.

You would. [WHISPERS] Shut up.

I'm trying to get the little brat to sleep. Do you mind?

Then what happens?

Well, then, uh, uh...

Give me that.

[CLEARING THROAT] "So all the poor people was happy 'cause...

[SIGHS] "'Cause they wasn't poor now."

Yeah, but this hood guy's out 50%.

So what? His doll loved him all the more.

Was she pretty?

[LAUGHING] She was to die for.


"But the whole gang wondered, "would Maid Marian marry him?"

And she did.


[SQUEALING] Now go to sleep, huh?

Mr. Itchy and I, we... We gotta talk some business.

Look, Boss, let's get something straight about the kid.

Good night, Mr. Itchy.

ITCHY: Uh, good night, kid.

[SOFTLY] I don't like this.

We're sittin' here reading fairy tales to a little time bomb.

She was Bo Peep, and...


What? At least we could stash her at the old church.

Would you relax?

[SNICKERING] Carface ain't gonna look for her here.

He thinks I'm dead, remember?


Now, get some sleep, pal.

Tomorrow we take this little time bomb to the horse track and we make ourselves a fortune.

ANNE-MARIE: Horsies?


Now look what you've done.


Okay, Boss, 8:00.

I'll be there.


Here. Now go to sleep, huh?

Charlie, would you please tuck me in? Please?



Charlie, may I please have a good night kiss?


Uh, sure.


ANNE-MARIE: Thank you for rescuing me.

Ah, yeah, sure. It was, uh...

It was nothing, kid.


Hey, Squeaker, knock it off.

I'm sorry.



Charlie, your front seat hurts me.

Oh, yeah?

[CLEARING THROAT] All right, all right.

All right.


Thank you, Charlie.

Uh-huh. Now, uh...

Now, go to sleep, huh?

ANNE-MARIE: Dear God...

Oh, no.

Thank you so much for my new best friend, Charlie.

And thank you for sending him to rescue me.

Psst. Hey!

And God bless Mr. Itchy... Yeah, bless Itchy.

...and God bless Charlie.


Oh, and please help me find a mommy and daddy.





Do you think you... You could help me find a mommy and daddy?

Kid, I'll help you find the lost city of Atlantis.

Just please, please go to sleep.

ANNE-MARIE: Charlie? What?

ANNE-MARIE: [WHISPERING] I have to go to the bathroom.


CHARLIE: Anne-Marie. Cupcake, sweetheart, please.

Just... Just talk to the horsie, huh?

Talk to Mr. Horsie.

Hey, Boss, maybe she only talks to rats.

[SNICKERING] Don't be stupid.

She talked to me, didn't she?

Yeah, she talked to you. That makes you a rat.



Okay, okay, maybe horses is too stupid to talk.



A-ha! What did she say?

Uh, hey, listen.

Try that again, you, and you are glue.

What'd she say?

You sound just like Mr. Carface.

What? He's a criminal.

[STAMMERING] Did he read you stories?

I mean, did he give you a comfortable bed?

Did he kiss you good night?

Jeez, I mean, you're talking to Charlie here.

I... I... I rescued you.

And besides, we're giving the money to the poor.

Boss! Sharing it with the poor.

You mean, like Robin Hood?

Yeah, just... Just like in the story.

Just like in the story.

And another thing.

If you're serious about this mommy and daddy business, you're gonna need a little dough of your own.

You know, new dresses, new shoes.

I... I know about these things.

Nobody wants a scrawny little doll in rags.

Promise? You'll help me find a mommy and daddy?

I promise.

[LAUGHING] Oh, Charlie!


Good shape for a little kid.

Isn't that wonderful?

Oh, don't pick me up. Please, put me down.



Excuse me.

Could you please tell me which one of you is going to win today's race?

We're going to give the money to the poor and buy me a new dress, so I can get some parents.




Oh, how nice.

Well, what is it?

It's the Grand Chawhee's birthday.

Chee haw who?

Huh? Chaw who?

Chee? Chee haw.

[GIGGLING] No, Chawhee. Ah!

[WHISPERING] It's his birthday.

But who do you think is gonna win?

He is.

ANNE-MARIE: But you mustn't tell. It's a surprise.

I'll say. Can we trust this horse?


Okay, okay.

The Grand Chawhee, choo haw, chaw hee hee who haw, by surprise.

Now, let's go place the bet.

Oh, yeah, sure. With what dough, Boss?


Let's see, here, all we need now is a couple of bucks.

A couple of bucks, a couple of bucks.

A couple, a couple...

Mmm, yeah, a mom and dad.

Yeah. Right. Sure, kid.

Nope, too thin.


Too fat.

Oh, look, Charlie, they're perfect.

You know, kid, I think you're right.

Wait right here. Itchy?

Boss, on number 17?

[GROWLING] No, no, Itchy. On number three.

On number three? The lame dog?

Yeah. [LAUGHING] Oh, Boss.


My feet is killin' me! Hey!



Oh, Harold, the poor little thing.

[WHIMPERING] Cute little fella.

What's wrong, boy?

Itchy, Itchy, are... Are you okay?

Oh! Is this your dog?

Well, kind of.

Itchy, what's the matter?

Oh! ANNE-MARIE: Itchy!

[WHISPERING] Boss, what do I do?

Ham it up some more. We almost got it.


Let me see your paw!

Oh, I think he's okay.

Hey, I got it. Let's go.


Seems to be just fine.

What's your name, little girl?

Anne-Marie. Pleased to meet you, I'm getting a new dress.

Well, that's nice, dear.

Where are your parents?

Squeaker, let's go.

[WHISPERING] But... But I wanna talk to...

Come on. We're gonna miss Chawhee's birthday.

ANNOUNCER: Last call, last call for bets.

[IN DEEP VOICE] I wanna make a bet, please.

Grand Chawhee to win. Pass it on.

Grand Chawhee to win.

Pass it on.

Grand Chawhee to win.


Chawhee, huh?

Oh, do you know somethin' I don't know?

[IN REAL VOICE] It's his birthday.

[IN DEEP VOICE] I mean, it's his birthday.

Thank you.


Are you gettin' any of that in your mouth up there?

Ew! It's just...

Oh, come on, give me a break, give me a break.

Hey, knock it off. Do you see anything up there?

Well, mostly the back of the buttons, but other than that...


Come on, Chawhee! You can do it! It's your birthday!

I don't care if it's his... His bar mitzvah.

That horse is a glue pot.

Shut up! Please, Chawhee, please.

Come on, move your legs.


Reginald, excuse me.

[CHUCKLING] Oh! Splendid. Hello, Stella.

Jolly good day for a race, what?

[LAUGHS] Oh, yes. But Reginald, honey, and I do hate to rain on your parade, but did you know it's the Grand Chawhee's birthday?

Oh, really? You don't...

Oh. Terribly sorry.


He did it.

He did it.

No, Anne-Marie did.

Happy birthday, Chawhee, happy birthday.

[GIGGLING] I knew you could do it.

Happy birthday!







Go, go!









Smiley, what do you know, what do you say?

That's using your head. [LAUGHS] Enjoy.

Hey, Itch, I gotta hand it to you. The place looks great.

Hey, what is this? What are you doing?

I'm leaving.

[STUTTERING] You said we were going to help the poor and we didn't.

You promised to find me parents.

You didn't even look.

All you do is gamble, and it isn't right.

You know something, you're right.

What a selfish, callous cad of a heel I've been.

Blind to the needs of our society's lowly unloved.

Thank you. Thank you for helping me see the light.

Squeaker, we're going out and help the poor.

Oh, Charlie.

Hey, Boss, what is it with you and this little kid?

I mean, we got a business to run, you know.

Itchy, we gotta keep the little kid happy, right?

KILLER: Oh, boy, I knew we should've used the pliers.

Charlie's alive, and I know he's got the girl.


Killer, this is strike two. You're out.

No, wait, Boss. Boss, I get one more strike, Boss, honest.

Lower him. [MUFFLED]

Nothing personal, Killer. It's business.


You want somethin' done right, you gotta do it yourself.

How do I handle Charlie?

Knives, poison...


Car didn't work.

Something... Something very special.

Boss, pull me up, please. I got... I got...


A gun? What do you mean, a gun? What kind of gun?

Boss, do you hear me, Boss? I got a gun. Stop! Fishies...

You got to stop. You won't like what you taste.


Boss! Pull me up!

I got... I got... I got a...

A Flash Gordon thermo atomic ray gun, Boss.

A ray gun.



MAN ON RADIO: Who does his evil deeds in the shadowed dark of night?


The Phantom does.

[PANTING] These are some of the poorest people I know.

They... They're broker than the Ten Commandments.

[SNICKERING] Little joke. Very little.



Hey! Anybody here order a pizza?

ALL: Charlie! Pizza!


Hold it, hold it. Hey, hold it, hold it, hold it.


Hold it, hold it, hold it.

I want you... I want you to... Hey!

I want you kids to meet a very, very special guest, Anne-Marie.

[GIGGLES] Pleased to meet you.




Hello, Charlie.

Hello, Flo.

It's nice of you to come by.

We don't see much of you anymore.

Well, you know how it is. I mean, you know, I got a business to run.


I know how it is.

Oh, Charlie, gosh, how these little guys love you.


Oh, hey, easy, easy!

Uncle Charlie, can I have some more?

Whatever you want, whatever... Here. Eat the box.

Give that back! Ow! That's mine!

CHARLIE: Just a minute, Pizza Pup!

Don't you wanna share? Hey!

All right, it's only a pizza, fellows. Come on.

Do you mind sharing?

Now, now, come on, don't fight.

All right, I'm gonna... I'm gonna tell you something about sharing.

♪ What's mine is yours

♪ What's yours is mine

♪ The more you share

♪ The more the sun will shine

♪ Everybody

♪ What's mine is yours

♪ What's yours...

Hey! Would you put that pizza... Look, stop it.

This is not right. You shouldn't be fighting.

Listen to Uncle Charlie.

♪ Whether you're the boss

♪ Or someone's pet

♪ The more you give


♪ The more you're gonna get PUPPIES: ♪ You've got a little or a lot That's it!

♪ We've got to share 'cause you know what Hey, I'm proud of you!

♪ Each other's all that we have got

♪ The sun will shine

♪ If you share all the time CHARLIE: ♪ What's mine is yours PUPPIES: ♪ You've got a little or a lot

♪ What's yours is mine

♪ You've got to share 'cause you know what

♪ The more you share

♪ Each other's all that we have got

♪ The more the sun will shine

♪ If you share all the time

♪ Whether you're the boss

♪ Or someone's pet

♪ The more you give

♪ The more you give, the more you get

♪ The more you're gonna get

♪ More than you had

♪ The more you're gonna get

♪ All you life

♪ The more you're gonna get

♪ All your life, the more you're gonna get ♪



Charlie, where did you get this?

Well, I...


I, uh...

I... You stole it?

I was gonna give it back.

You stole it.

Hey, Squeaker.

Come on, come back, kid. I... I... I...

Oh, blast.

♪ All I have is a picture in my mind

♪ How it would be

♪ If we were together

♪ Let's pretend that you're far away

♪ Let's say you write to me

♪ And you promise in your letter

♪ That you'll come home

♪ Come home to my heart

♪ When you come home

♪ We'll never be apart

♪ If I keep

♪ Dreaming of you

♪ Start believing it's true

♪ Soon you'll come home

♪ Soon you'll come home

♪ Soon you'll come home

♪ To my heart

♪ Soon you'll come home

♪ Home to my heart

♪ Soon you'll come home

♪ Home to my heart

♪ If I believe ♪

ANGEL: Charlie!

You can never come back.

You can never come...








DEMON: [GROWLING] You can never come back!

Charlie, Charlie.

Charlie, wake up.

Charlie, wake up.




Did you have a bad dream?

Was it a monster?

Did it bite?

Oh, boy. It was... It was only a dream.





Where is that kid?

She went to 402 Maple Street to see the wallet family.

What? What?

[MUTTERS] Great.

KATE: Do you like waffles?

Oh, yes, very much, thank you.

No. Thank you.

This is the most beautiful house I've ever seen.

Well, thank you, Anne-Marie. Where do you live?

I live with Charlie. He's my dog.

Oh. But what about your parents?

I don't have any parents.

Then where do you stay?

With Charlie in the junkyard.

Oh, my. Anne-Marie, you sit right there.

[SOFTLY] Honey, come with me.

We can't let her leave here with nowhere to go.

I know, honey.

CHARLIE: Hey, hey! Psst! She could stay in the guest room...

Come here.

...until the authorities straighten this out, of course.


Oh, Charlie, Harold and Kate are really wonderful.

They weren't upset about the wallet.

They gave me real waffles with butter and syrup.

[FORCED CHUCKLING] Really? Well, that's great.

Look, uh, [CLEARS THROAT] I'm... I'm glad to see you, uh...

You found a home for yourself.

Oh, do you think so?

Sure, sure.

In fact, uh... I, uh... I just came over to say goodbye.

Goodbye? Yeah.

Well, I... I guess you won't be needing me anymore.

Maybe you could stay, too.

[CHUCKLING] No, no, I couldn't stay.

I mean, I don't want to spoil it for you.

They don't want a dirty old dog like me in a nice, clean house like... Like this.

But Charlie...

Don't worry about me.

I... I... I... I'll make out somehow.


By the way, you were the...

You were the best friend I... I ever had.



Enjoy your waffles.


Charlie? Charlie, wait!

CARFACE: All right, a little... Little more to the left.

I don't want to hit the girl.

All right, steady, steady.

Hold it, hold it.

And goodbye, Charlie.

Oh, no! Charlie!

I got him!

Charlie, Charlie.

Oh, you beautiful little ticker.

Come on. We gotta get out of here.

He's getting away.




I'm surrounded by morons!

[STAMMERING] How do you stop this thing?


You okay, Squeaker?

Oh, Charlie.

I thought they shot you.

So did I. So did I.

But Mr. Carface doesn't know who he's dealing with.

I got a power of my own, and I'm gonna take care of him right now.

And there ain't nothin' or nobody that's gonna stop me.


ANNE-MARIE: Charlie.


Walk... Walk softly, kid.

Walk softly.



CHARLIE: My watch, where's my watch?


Where are we?

I don't know.

But we gotta find that watch.

Maybe it's in the water.

What? No.





Listen, listen.

Oh, no.

No, it stopped.

Goodbye. Goodbye, Anne-Marie.

Goodbye? Charlie.

Where are you going? Charlie?


There it is. What's going on here?

Gads. We're haunted.





What are they saying? Tell them to give me back my watch.

ANNE-MARIE: I can't, Charlie. They talk funny.

CHARLIE: I don't care.


Got it.


Oh. Oh, no!


ANNE-MARIE: Charlie, what's that moving in the water?

CHARLIE: I don't know.


-Squeaker. -Charlie.

We're gonna die.



Please! My watch.

Ah, you look like a tasty New Orleans canine gumbo.


No! Don't eat him, please!




How can you expect me to eat a voice as sumptuous as this?

♪ When I hear a dulcet tone like that

♪ It gives me a big thrill


♪ I can't eat a singer Help! Charlie!


♪ I never could I never will


♪ Uh huh huh Oh, what do you call that voice, little fella?

That a baritone or a tenor?

It's, uh...

Oh, I don't care.

It's just you and me.

♪ Let's make music together

♪ Let's make sweet harmony

♪ Oh, let's make music together, baby

♪ You take the Do I'll take the Re

♪ You better hang on to Mi


[GARBLED] ♪ We are birds of a feather

♪ Looking for the right key

♪ Oh, let's make music together, baby

♪ 'Cause only music makes a man free

♪ Gonna make a beautiful song

♪ Sing along

♪ Gonna let that natural beat move your feet

♪ When the music's deep down in you

♪ There's nothing that you can do

♪ But believe

♪ Oh, believe

[GARBLED] ♪ There ain't nothing like singing

♪ And our voices just blend

♪ Oh, let's make music together, baby

♪ Lift our voices together, partner

♪ Let's make music forever, baby

♪ And we'll always be friends


We'll be friends.

♪ Let's make music together

♪ Let's make sweet harmony


♪ Oh, let's make music together, baby

♪ Let's make sweet harmony

♪ Oh, let's make

♪ This is for you, mama You okay, Squeaker?

♪ Oh, let's make sweet harmony


♪ Let's make music together Charlie, I don't feel good.

Oh, Squeaker.

♪ Oh, let's make music together, baby

♪ Let's make sweet harmony

♪ Ho, ho, ho

♪ Let's make music together, baby

♪ Let's make sweet harmony

♪ Ho ♪



Rocky. Relieve Jocko on guard duty.

I need some help in here.


Rocky. Uh, Jocko?



[SNIGGERING] Where's the girl?

Uh, I... I don't know.


I think you do.

What do you think, boys?

[ALL GROWLING] Uh, Boss, if you want my opinion...

Shut up.

Um, um, please.

Don't do this. Uh, Charlie.

To Charlie with love.

Uh, this is a very bad idea.

ITCHY: Yo! Charlie!



FLO: She's burning up with fever, Charlie.

She could have pneumonia.

CHARLIE: Think she needs a vet?

Charlie, she's a little girl.

She needs a doctor.

Doctor. Right, doctor. I don't know any doctors.

I'll find one. ITCHY: Charlie.

Charlie. You here?

Hey, be quiet.

Squeaker's sick and needs her sleep.

Oh, you're breaking my heart.

Maybe you want I should go upstairs and kiss her goodnight?

Itch, Itch, what happened to you?

What happened to me?

You want to know what happened to me?


I'll tell you what happened to me.

Carface happened to me with about 50 of his thugs.

CHARLIE: Oh, that dirty rat.

Ow. I'm sorry, Itch.

I... I really am sorry.

Well, look what else happened while you were sidetracked.

See that?

That's our place.

You were gonna fix Carface well.

Well, he fixed us!

You see, Boss, it's gone too far.

You wanted revenge on Carface and I said, "No. Please, let's get out of town."

But I stayed because... Because you're my friend.

And then you wanted to kidnap the girl and I said, "This is crazy." but I helped you.

And... And then we gotta dress the girl and read her stories and she wants we should feed the poor and the whole while I'm thinking, "This is stupid, she's gonna get us killed."

But I stay because I'm your friend.

But tonight...

Tonight, Charlie, he tried to kill me.

He tried to kill me, Charlie, and you was out gallivanting with this... With this girl.

I say we should lose the girl, get out of town, Charlie, you and me, then call it even.

Oh, Itch.

Now the casino's gone.

We gotta start all over.

We need the girl more than ever.

No, Boss, you're crazy.

It's not business anymore, it's personal.

Oh, come on, Itchy.

Sure it's just business, I mean...

You're in love with the girl. You... You... You've gone soft.

You care about her.

Look, I don't care about the girl.

I tell her things now and then.

I pretend to be her best friend, but it's baloney.

I thought I was your best friend.

You are my best friend!

With her it's just business.

It's always been business.

I'm using the girl.

And when we're done with her, we'll dump her in an orphanage!

Is that okay with you?

Sure, Boss. Anything you say.



You're not my friend. You're a bad dog.



CHARLIE: Anne-Marie! Squeaker!






Take this to 402 Maple Street.

402 Maple Street.

She has friends there.

And they'll know what to do, and... And hurry.



What's at 402 Maple Street?

Would you just tell me where it is?

Please. Charlie's in trouble and there's a little girl real sick.

402 Maple's over by the firehouse.


What was that all about?


Charlie's in trouble and a little girl may die.

Well, tarnation.





Come on, Squeaker, wake up.

I'm gonna get you out of here.



You really are sick, aren't you?

Just hold on, kiddo.

I'm gonna take you back to the wallet family.


KILLER: Hi, Charlie.

Isn't this just the sweetest thing?

KILLER: Oh, it is, Boss, it really is.

You know, it reminds me of when Lassie rescued...

CARFACE: Shut up.


Take 'em, boys.






What is it, dear?


HAROLD: Where did they all come from?


Harold, do something.




CARFACE: So you see, Charlie, this story has a happy ending.

I keep the girl and make a fortune, and you, you get to go to heaven.

You don't want to go to heaven, Charlie?



THUG 1: Abandon ship!

Let's get out of here.


♪ Oh, together ♪




Come on!















[GARBLED] Delicious.







You can make it.

You can make it, kid.












[SOFTLY] Oh, Squeaker.

I'm sorry.

I'm so very sorry.

[GROWLING] Charlie.




You can come home now.

You said I...

Charlie, you gave your life for her.

Come home.

But what about Anne-Marie?

Say goodbye, Charlie.



Yeah, it's me.

How you feeling, kid?

Okay. How are you?

I've come to say goodbye.

Where are you going?

Uh, just on a little trip.

Listen, Squeaker, I want you to do something for me, all right?


I want you to take care of Itchy.

You know, just while I'm gone.

You got a home now, and he doesn't have anybody.

Don't worry, Charlie, I will.


[CLEARING THROAT] Well, goodbye, little buddy.

Oh, Charlie, I'll miss you.

Yeah. Well, I'll... I'll miss you, too, Squeaker.

Now you... You go to sleep, huh?

Charlie, will I ever see you again?


Sure you will, kid.

You know, goodbyes aren't forever.

Then goodbye, Charlie.

I love you.


I love you, too.


ANGEL: Charlie, come home.

CHARLIE: Hold it, hold it!

I know we're dead up here, but so is the music.

Come on, heat it up a little bit.

KING GATOR: Honey, you know it.


CHARLIE: That's nice. That's nice.


I'll get that Gator, if it's the last thing I do!

ANGEL: Touch that clock and you can never come back.

Shut up.

ANGEL: [SHOUTING] I said, touch that clock, and you can never come back!

He'll be back.

CHOIR: ♪ Everybody, come on ♪

♪ And join the singing, Hallelujah ♪

♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah ♪

♪ Now we're swinging ♪

♪ Hey, sing it, baby ♪

♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah ♪

♪ Now, they're cooking ♪

♪ They're really cooking ♪

♪ Cooking, partner ♪

♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah ♪

♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah ♪

♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah ♪

♪ Let's make this music last forever ♪

♪ Hallelujah ♪



ANGEL: Honey, I'm so glad you've come to stay.


♪ Now I know you're safe here in my heart ♪

♪ You will always be with me ♪

♪ We'll never be apart ♪

♪ I never knew how strong my love could be ♪

♪ You're the one I've waited for ♪

♪ Now you're home ♪

♪ I believe ♪

♪ Love survives ♪

♪ Beyond our lives ♪

♪ I feel those times growing stronger ♪

♪ Growing stronger ♪

♪ Love survives ♪

♪ The tears we cry ♪

♪ Yes, love survives it all ♪

♪ Love survives it all ♪

♪ Even when we want to run and hide ♪

♪ Love comes in to pull us through ♪

♪ From deep inside ♪

♪ Oh, the magic has made us who we are ♪

♪ Who we are ♪

♪ Don't you see we've come so far ♪

♪ Take my hand ♪

♪ You made me understand ♪

♪ Love survives ♪

♪ Beyond our lives ♪

♪ I feel those times growing stronger ♪

♪ Growing stronger ♪

♪ Love survives ♪

♪ The tears we cry ♪

♪ Yes, love survives it all ♪

♪ Love survives it all ♪

♪ Love survives ♪

♪ Beyond our lives ♪

♪ Oh, I feel those ties growing stronger ♪

♪ Growing stronger ♪

♪ Love survives ♪

♪ The tears we cry ♪

♪ Yes, love survives it all ♪

♪ Love survives it all ♪

♪ Love survives it all ♪