Auntie Edna (2018) Script

`(GIGGLING)

EDNA: Oh, my God.

Yes!

Of course you can leave the baby overnight.

I'm sure filling in for Helen is challenging, and you are very tired and the other children need you and miss you, and you must go to them.

Auntie Edna will take care of everything, so, drive safely and goodbye. I enjoy our visits.

(LOCK KEYPAD CLACKING)

Okay, little one, show me the breadth of your many powers.

(GIGGLES)

(COOS)

(STRAINING)

(GIGGLES AND COOS) Uh-oh.

Hmm... Curious.

(EXCLAIMS)

(GIGGLING)

(SPLATS)

(GIGGLING)

(GASPS)

(CLATTERING)

(BAWLING)

(SLURPING)

(HICCUPS)

(GRUNTS AND SLURPS)

(CLANGS)

(GIGGLING)

(EXPLODES)

EDNA: Electromagnetism.

Hmm. That is all I need to see.

The work begins.

-(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) -(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)

Interdimensional teleportation.

(JACK-JACK COOING)

(BABIES BABBLING)

(EDNA MUTTERING)

(GRUNTING)

(EXCLAIMS AND GIGGLES)

No, that is imported!

-(BABBLES) -From Tunisia.

(BABIES GIGGLING)

(GROANS)

Oh! Hobnobs.

-Cookies. Delicious cookies. -(BABIES EXCLAIMING)

Get back. Back, you beasts.

Back!

-(BABIES CRYING) -(SIGHS)

That is all the cookies I possess.

Now, get yourselves together.

(JACK-JACK GRUNTING)

(JACK-JACK GROWLS)

-(EDNA GASPS) -(YELLING)

-(GASPS) -(THUDS)

-(THUDDING) -(GROWLING)

(GASPS) My God.

(JACK-JACK SCREAMING)

Fascinating.

(JACK-JACK CONTINUES SCREAMING)

(JACK-JACK COOS WEAKLY)

(GROANS)

(COOS SOFTLY)

EDNA: Okay, come out and show me.

Work it, yes. There it is.

The room is yours.

They are lucky to be in your presence.

Now, the turn.

Yes! You are a tiny god.

(GIGGLING)

(BEEPING)

-Dada. -Dada is here.

-Let's show him how fabulous you look. -(GIGGLES)

(SMACKS LIPS)

Thanks again, E, for everything. How much do I owe you for...

Oh, pish-posh, darling. Your bill will be covered by my fee for being Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl, and Frozone's exclusive designer throughout the known universe and until the end of time.

But babysitting this one, I do for free, darling.

-(GASPS) Robert. -(GIGGLES)

Robert!

(MUSIC PLAYING)