Bling (2016) Script


Oh! Yah!

Sam O'Malley!

Show me what's in your hand!

I told you, it's a... secret.

Well, I don't like secrets.

Sue, it's time for your riding lessons.

Be right there! Ugh! - Hey!!

You don't do what I say, then I'll have to use...

Don't! ...extreme measures.

Sue Widdington, what are you doing, young lady?

Sam has something in his hand and I wanna know what it is. Ah!

Stop it!

Sam, will you please just show her what's in your hand?

But I don't want to.

Then I'm not gonna stop!

Fine, fine, I give up.

Hand it over!


Is that a soda-can lid?

Oh... no.

It's a wedding ring.


Sam wants you to marry him.

No, I don't.

It's just a soda-can lid, like you said.

Oh, good.

Because Sue is a special girl.

Remember, if you want to marry a Widdington, you have to be a great man.

And great men only give great rings.


* A shimmer under starlight *

* And the future shines so bright *

* So oh oh *


* There's a sparkle in your eyes *

* Dancing under the moonlight *

* And you know it's right it's right *

* You know oh oh *

* Years go by *

* It's our time *

* Together a promise forever *

* I'm ready to say I do *

* Vow to you *

* Oh I will *

* That I will care *

Sue O'Malley.

Mrs. Sue O'Malley!



* Say I do ooh ooh *

* Ooh ooh ooh *

* There's an image in my mind *

* Clear as an evening sky *

* When you say yes and I'm finally whole *

* Oh oh *

Sue Widdington...

...will you marry me?

No!!! Ow!

Your days are numbered, Baron von Bacon.

You'll defeat me when pigs fly!!

Kit, Wilmer, please!

I mean, save it for the show.

I'm trying to practice here.

You practice your lines more than we do - and we're actors.

We're not actors, we're superheroes.

We're actors who pretend to be superheroes, remember?

Yeah, Okar's got point.

Sam, why would you make a robot that farts?

Guys, I'm asking for a moment to prepare.

You're always preparing and never doing.

You... you're just robots.

What do you know about love?

Love shmove. You're just too scared to propose to your girlfriend.

Nn-no, I'm not.

It's... it's just... it has to be right... with a great ring, at the perfect moment, with just the right amount of magic.


Duh! We can do anything! We're superheroes.

Yeah, who knows magic better than fake superheroes?



I'm tired of that racket, O'Malley!

I told you to get rid of those robots!

Hey, shhh. Back window, now!

It is time to stock up on chocolates and roses, because Valentine's Day is right around the corner!

Get a diamond! Get a diamond!

Wow, she's so hot! Everyone's celebrating the most romantic time of the year...

Excuse me.

...with our annual Valentine's Day Parade, of course!

Tell that special someone exactly how you feel.

Hey! Watch it, buddy. I'm sorry. Hey, guys, look.

Even give them a nice piece of jewelry to go with it.

It's Sue.

Because only the brave succeed in matters of the heart.

This is Sue Widdington. That's my girlfriend. Prrt!

Yeah, right. Ha-ha! Like she'd date a guy that hangs out with these super-zeroes.

I'm bad!

It's pronounced superheroes, spaghetti arms!

Come on. We're late.

What are we doing here?

Sue's expecting something big on Valentine's Day.



That's what I need to get Sue.

The Century Diamond is not for sale!

You might, however, be interested in this.

A classic design featuring a high-quality stone.

The only thing hiiiigh about that ring is the price!

To a woman, the quality of the ring represents the quality of the man!

Do you sell... lollipop rings?

Mm. Humph!

For those on a budget, we have other selections.

Humph. No.

I want this one.

What?! That is an excellent choice!

What, are you crazy? You can't afford that ring.

Of course he's crazy. He's in love.

First you lose your mind...

...then you lose your shirt.

Today is either gonna be the beginning or the end of my life.


The Century Diamond... is not for sale!

Run! It's Oscar!

Oh, you don't think Katherine would be upset that I stole it, do you?

You are the greatest super villain to ever live.

What does she expect?

True. This is very true, Viktor.

This is the happiest day of my life!

Oh-ho! I'm so happy somebody pinch me.

I think I peed.

Ma'am, this way.

I'm here to see the mayor!

Freeze, you two! Stop right there!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a former super villain.

I'm a nice guy now. It's the new me. See?


* Here we go *

* Dancing to and fro *

* Four three two one *

* Time for us to have some fun *

Oh, itchy trigger fingers.

Shouldn't play with guns.

Good morning, darling.


Here I am, Katherine, my love!

I have come to save you from the doldrums of singlehood!

Oscar. Huh?

I really don't have time for this right now.


Time? Oh, yes, time.

Hmm, now why does that ring a bell with me?

Oh, yes, that's right.

It's time to look at the sky!!


Oscar, call them off!

Only if you agree to marry me!

This is madness!!

Of course it is! I'm madly in love! Huh?!

Oscar, stop the missiles and we'll...


I am not a man of talk, Katherine.

Ah! I'm a man of action!


I love you!

Take a picture.


Gorgeous. Ugh.

Oh, yes of course, you may cry now if you really want.

But I'm waiting for your answer!

Guards! Detain these criminals until the police get here to arrest them!


Is it a crime to want to make you happy?

Oh, but I am very happy... because you're gonna be in jail!

Ah!! Are you out of your mind?!

You can hurt Katherine!

So this went pretty well, don't you think? Right?

We'll talk later, then? Oh!

They're getting away! Call me.


Katherine! Oh, oh, oh! I love you!!!

Mr. Glump is coming!

Mr. Glump is coming! Hurry! Hurry!

Alright, everybody, let's make this an awesome rehearsal and really impress Mr. Glump.

Okay, Ox, you're the bad guy, and you want the princess, who is on top of the roof, to come down and marry you.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Uh, what's my motivation for all this?

Simple. You want her to marry you, real bad.


So I have a deep-seated need for love and affection.

Exactly! Oh, oh, and the princess' name?

It's Sue. Just like my girlfriend, Sue, who'll be sitting right there.

Sam's going to propose to her during the show!

Oh! When will I meet the love of my life?

Come on, Zang, you're a monk.

And, guys, this is gonna be so awesome!

This time, don't demolish the stage, okay?

Uh, what did he say? I don't know.

Isn't it obvious? We save the princess.

And D to the E, demolish anything that stands in our way!

Mr. Glump is here!



Mr. Glump, we are ready. This better work, O'Malley.

But I tell you, it's not gonna work.

And I'm putting Pirate Jack in charge.

Well... Arrr!

Don't worry, Mr. Glump.

This show is gonna be the biggest draw at the park on Valentine's Day.

I love you! I love you! We'll see about that.

It's show time! Whoo-hoo!

Oh, no!


Get your filthy hands off her, you overgrown bucket of bolts!

You insolent fools!

No one defies the Ox King. Uh, demolish them.


Guys! Settle down. You're destroying the stage!

Ah! Ugh!

Who knew Valentine's Day could be so much fun!

I know! Check it!!


Oh, my gosh! Oh!

Step aside.

Stop!!! No!

You will get fired and get turned into soda machines!

Yah! Ah!


Oh! Wow!

Hey, knucklehead, what are you doing?

Shhh. I don't want Sue to ask about the show.

Hey, how's it going?

I'm here to report on the Valentine's Day Parade.

We're the final stop.

And I'm inviting you as my personal guest.

Huh? Huh?!

O... kay.

Is that you, Sam?

I'm not Sam. I'm a Mini-taur.

Snuggle bear.

Oh, my gosh, you're Sue Widdington, the hottest young reporter on the Channel 7 News.

Can I get your autograph, please?


Please? Fine.

But first you have to tell me about your big Valentine's Day show.


Yeah, yeah. Uh, oh...

I mean... What?

Yeah, Sam.

Tell her all about the show.

Yeah, yeah, of course I'll tell her about the show.

I mean... it's... it's a surprise.

I know one thing... This will be a Valentine's Day you will never forget.

Oh, I'm so excited!

Yeah, yeah.

I need help.

Ow! You're supposed to be fixing me!

You know, I asked you guys for one simple favour...

To help me propose to Sue.

And you couldn't even do that! No!

You guys had to go demolish the stage!

So it's my fault. Ow!

Now we're all on trash duty. What a good time.

This is so humiliating. I mean... Oh!

Now we're a bunch of superheroes without a show.

That's like a newspaper without news.

Or break without dance. Or hot without dog.

Now how am I gonna propose to Sue?


Huh? Huh?! Oh! Oh!

Ah! Oh, that stings!

Ooh, Mamma. Ma...

Ah! Oh, no! Ah!


Why is this so hard?!

Sir, because you changed the code.

Huh? I did?


I just don't get it, Viktor!

Why is she mad at me?

Was it too many balloons?

Why do you care so much about this woman?!

Is love that important?

What do you know about love?

You're just like the evil Tin Man.

Well, that's how you built me, sir.

Then use that evil mind of yours to take my game to the next level!

She needs an offer she can't refuse!

Something big!

Something threatening!



Oh... that's it!

Ah! The Valentine's Day Parade!

Of course. It's perfect!

Broken glass, broken robots, and broken hearts mark super villain Oscar's return to form.

This man is deranged, he is armed and dangerous, and any information on his possible whereabouts should be reported to the authorities immediately.

All I can say is, too little, too late, Oscar.

This is Sue Widdington. Back to you.

Are you okay, though? He didn't hurt you, did he?

Ah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

But... I've got some big news for you.


Hey, Sam. Um, can I call you later?

I'm kinda with my Aunt Katherine right now.

Hold for one second, honey.

She's with her Aunt Katherine.

So what, cuz? What do you mean, what?

Her Aunt Katherine hates me. Soda machine!

I like soda, but I don't wanna be a soda machine!


Babe, is she giving you the ugly face?


You're not funny.

Listen, I just wanna know if you're free tonight.

Tonight? Hmm...

I don't know. It's been a long day.

I dunno, I'm kind of beat. Yawn.

Oh, no, she's tired. Oh!

Come on, just meet me at the Ferris wheel tonight at 8:00.

I have a huge surprise for you.

Oh, really?

Honey, is that... is that a yes?

Okay, I'm gonna be there.

Mm-hmm. I talked to my friend this morning.

I told him you'd be perfect for the job.

Network anchor?! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, I'm so excited!

You deserve it, kiddo.

Wh... Wait. London?

What's the problem?

Ugh, it's just... I was just thinking about Sam.

Then there's really not much to think about, is there?

What's that supposed to mean?

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and Sam is a child who lives with robots!

Aunt Katherine, he's not a child!

Come on, Sue, you're a Widdington.

He's a mechanic at RoboWorld.

But I don't care about all that.

When I'm around Sam, I feel relaxed.

I feel so good. He makes me laugh.

But he has no plans for his future.

He's always making plans! They just... they just never go his way.

But he says he got a big surprise for me tonight.

Well, I bet it's a big joke. And it ends in disaster.

As usual.

Ugh! You're impossible!

Don't forget to wear a helmet! Argh!

Sam is a loser, right?

A guy who lives with robots can't be all that bad! Ha-ha!

Alright, guys, so here's the plan.

Ox is gonna lead her down to the Ferris wheel.

Then, Zang, you put her on the carriage and send her to the top, at which point I fly over to Sue, while Kit, Okra and Wilmer ride the roller-coaster.

Then, Wilmer, look at me. Stay... Eye contact.

You are gonna shoot the Mini-taurs into the sky, igniting into a huge display of fireworks.

And that... that will spell out the words.

Then I climb onto the carriage, present her with the ring... she says yes.


And we live happily ever after.

Any questions?

Yeah... Do we really need all off this stuff?

Okay, no questions.

Let's get started.

* There's a glitter to this night *

* A shimmer under starlight *


* And the future shines so bright *

* So oh oh oh *


* There's a sparkle in your eyes *

Wow, this is amazing!

* And you know it's right it's right *

Be the man, be the man, be the best man!

* Years go by *

That's our cue!

Now we ride!

Ah... it's working just like I planned.


Ah! The ring! Oh!




Why are you standing next me?

I don't know.

Argh, Sam!!

It's show time!!

Wilmer!! Don't worry!



Oh. Oh!

Ew! Oh, dear. Ugh.

Hey, isn't she the reporter on Channel 7 News?

Yeah. She's also about to become the star of the best YouTube video clip I've ever uploaded!

Huh? Sue!

Sue! Wait, wait. Sue! Sue!


Sue, you have no idea how sorry I am.

So this is your huge surprise?! Ugh!

No, no, absolutely not. I don't know what happened.

What? Honey.

Ah... That is a... that is a mistake.

I mean, first of all, who's Mary?

Aunt Katherine was right.

You are nothing but a child!



Wow, you created a disaster!

You better get yourself a lawyer.

Great. It's over.

Valentine's Day is tomorrow and I have no time to prepare.

Thanks. Yo, you crashed blimp, dude.

Whoa. Wait. I was trying to save Sue's ring.

Ring! Ring! Ring!

I'm so tired of talking about that ring.

You got a good ring now.

You know what? You're right.

I do have a great ring.

Guys, saddle up.

It's time to start planning another proposal.

* Oh yeah *

* It's all for you * I've got a big plan

* That's what I do * * 'Cause I'm a great man *

* I say yeah yeah yeah * * Oh yeah I got a big plan *

* Come on say yeah yeah yeah *

* I'm a great great man * Whoo

* I'm hot I'm cool I make the rules *

* You know I'm in the know *

* I like big things big rings with all this bling that glow *

* What you mean *

* My heart buys things you never seen before *

* Like ching-ching ching-a-ching-ching ching *

* I told you so *

* It's all for you * * I got a big big plan *

* It's what I do * * 'Cause I'm a great great man *

* Say yeah yeah yeah *

* I got a big big plan * * Come on say yeah yeah *

This is all for you, Sue.

My darling, Katherine, I am now forced to use the ultimate key to unlock your heart.

Psst. Viktor. Hmm?



So either you accept this ring, my precious dove, or my great Oscar robot will lay waste to your beloved city!

I don't believe you'll do it.

What?! I think... Oops.

I think you're bluffing, because you're a coward.

What?! I am not a coward!

Take the ring, take the ring, just say yes!

But, Master, uh... is this how you treat a lady?

Oh, right.

Uh... so... Katherine, you're willing to risk putting the whole city in danger?

You don't have the guts.

Ew. You're so good at being disgusting, Viktor.

It's Katherine to youuuu.

Alright, darling, now I'm going to let you know the reason you should take this ring.

It better be a good one.

Because this ring has the power to destroy every weapon that I've designed!

Did you just say... every... every weapon?!

Viktor? Viktor... uh, uh, stop it.

Ah! Ow! Oh, oh! Ooh, ooh!

Yep! Including you, Viktor.

Wh-what happened?

Oh. Mm... ah!

Head size identified.

Security system activated.

Ah! You know, I never liked this job.

Man, you are not even doing anything, you lazy lizard.

When are we gonna be heroes again?

Today... is the day.

O'Malley! Huh?!

O'...Malley?! Yeah, Mr. Glump.

I told you to fix the ATM machine a half-hour ago.

If people can't get money, they can't spend money! Okay?

Sorry. Right away, Mr. Glump.

What is so hard about this?

Hey, there's my girl. What?!

I mean boss. My boss. Who saw this coming?

Hey, baby, I'm so sorry about that surprise last night.

You don't have to apologize. Fix it!!

Okey-dokey. Huh?

I have a surprise for you, too.

Well, hey, I got another one for you too.

No! You have a lot to do!

I'll come to see you at the theme park tonight.

Baby, I wouldn't miss this for the world. You know that.

Oh, and babe, I just... I want to say...

I love you. What... did you say?

Uh, I mean I love my job! Obviously.

I mean... the job is what I love.

Well, I hope you enjoy it while it lasts, because, uh... very soon, you're getting fired!

Sorry. I hate you.

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I love being an evil genius!

Dad! Look! What now?

Oh, oh, oh! They're just clowns.

Come on, son. Go away.

Secret weapon... Check!

Ring... Check!

Moi... Check!

Oh, everything's perfect, Viktor!

We should... Huh?

Huh? Hmm.

Ahem. Let's go, Viktor.

Doh! What?


Hey, guys!

Is he talking to us?

I believe he is, sir. Guys!

Walk faster!

We're in big trouble if we get caught!

Hey, guys! He's still following us, sir.

Ah! Run for it, Viktor!

Run, run, run!!

Oh! Ah!

What?! What do you want?!

Guy, you... you left money in the ATM.

Oh, jeez. I dropped Sue's ring.

Huh? Wait a second.

That's my ring! Gah!


It's Sue's ring!

No, that's my ring! It's not your ring!

What? Huh?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're Oscar!

The super villain. Sir, let me handle this.

Get him out of here. Ooh! My ring!

My ring!! Oh, no!


Is love that important?

Oh, no.

Oh, man. Sam, what happened?

That robot, h-h-he just stole Sue's ring!

Sounds like somebody needs some heroes!

Let's do this, fellas!

Yo, who are these guys anyway? I don't know.

These guys are working for Oscar, though.

Oh, boy. You think we can take 'em?

No choice. That's just the way I like it!

Oh, my God!

Sir, we are being followed.

It's that meddlesome boy.

Lose him.

Watch out!

Whoa, that was close.

Turn!!! Yeah, okay!

Don't stop.

Stop!! Ah! Oh!

It's raining hotdogs! Huh? Oh!

Oh, no! What do we do?!

Brakes! Wh-wh-what?!


Thank you.

Ah... Don't judge.

Ha-ha, you made it! What? I did?!

Dude, you're losing them!!

Yo, take the shortcut! Oh... okay.

Hold on!

Pursuit has been terminated.

Oh, that's more like it.

Yo man, Sam, you're the shizzle.

Yeah, I know, right?

Ah! Look out!

Whoa! Ah...

No hands!

Ooh! Oh!

Oh! Oooh!

I've been framed.

You're going down!

What was that?!

Lose them.

Stop screaming!

Give me back that ring! Give me back the ring!

Argh!! Do something!

* A million miles high *

I hate that song!

This little piggy got smoked!

Can I scream now? I'm flying!!

No, you're falling, Dinkleberry!

I gotcha!

Pursuit terminated.


Nice... catch.

Hey, there he is!

Hold on!!!

Huh? What the...?

Ah, you meat head. What is this all about?

Yo, you got something that belongs to Sam.

You mean my master's ring?

No, that's Sue's ring!

I don't... think so!

Um... yeah, this doesn't look good.

Oh, let's just pretend we're doing our hero show, guys!

Oh, yeah.

Well, come and get it! Ha!

You like it?! Ha!


Yah! Oh!

Sue's ring!

What the...?! Ah!! Whoa!

Take that, you slab of bacon!

Ah! Don't look down.

Don't look down! Don't look down!

Ah!! Don't look down! Don't look down!

Don't touch the ring!

Don't listen to him, Sam! He's the bad guy!

Well, if this is how it's gonna be, then say goodbye to the kiddies!

Oh, no. That's not good.


Kit, the kids! I know! Ha-ya!




Thank you, monkey!

Run, kit, run! What?

Oh, it's slipping!


Okra, make a bubble bridge!


Thank you very much.

I guess I can scratch "fake hero" off my resume.

Oh, yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Sam. We lost them.

Don't worry. See?

When we are together, nothing is impossible.

My man. Look!

That's the X-9 bio-fuel.

It's made in Düsseldorf. Hey, Wilmer, can you trace that?

Not a problem. Thank you!

Viktor! Oh, Viktor!

My poor Viktor! Are you hurt?

My dear, sweet robot!

Hmm? Uh... Hmm?

You are truly my only friend, Viktor.




Give me the ring.



There it is!

Sir, my knee. Help.

We all have needs, Viktor. But with this ring, soon I will have everything I need!


Ah! Oh!

Ugh! Go get 'em, boy!


Wilmer, what's the code?

The nose knows.

Thirty-six... 24... 36!



Pfft. Robots.

* Dun-dun dun-dun-dun dun-dun-dun-dun *

Mission very possible.

Okra. James Okra.



* Da da da *

Seriously, guys?

Uh, Sam?


I can just smell the stink of bad guys.


Someone's coming!

Hide! Hide!

Not good, not good! Oh!

Get outta here. Oh. Mm! Hmm?

Oh, Viktor. Viktor, Viktor, Viktor!

I can't stand his attitude!

Oh, after I marry Katherine, I'm going to melt him down to a little teapot.



Ah, Viktor!!! Ah!

That's Sue's ring!

Then let's go get it.

So... plan B?

Someone has to go in there. But who?

Oh, right. Me.

You want me to do it. Yeah, okay.

Thanks for your help.

Be careful, Sam. Don't touch the floor.

Don't touch the wall. Don't touch the th-thing.

Don't touch the thing there. Will you be quiet?

I got it! Maybe not. Almost got it.

May.. No.



Oh... What?

Sam, hurry!!

Ah! I made it!


Argh!! You worthless robot!

Get me back my ring!

Prepare combat robots!

They will pay for this with their lives.



The TL-682 military-series walk ball.

How cool is this!

Welcome. Awesome.

Here... we... go.


Sam, Where are ya?! Whoo-wee! That's a big ring!

Wait a second. That's not Sam's ring.

Who cares whose ring it is? Let's just give it to Sam!

But that's not right, yo! Oh, give it to Sam!



Wo-cha! Yah!

Wo-cha! Ah!

Okra, what's wrong with you? Ah!

Nothing's wrong! It's Oscar's ring, right?

Yeah, so? So Oscar's a super villain.

He probably stole the thing in the first place.

Stealing is stealing! It's always wrong!

Uh, guys?

Little help?




Give me the ring, or...

Take it! What are you doing?!

Fools. What the...?



The ring!!


Oh, jeez!

I'm coming, guys!

It's good to see you guys!

Kit, if we give Sam the ring, Sue will definitely say yes to his proposal, and then we'll get to keep our show.

And we'll save the day! I say give him the ring.

But it's wrong!

Hey, I just wanna hear Sue say yes to Sam's proposal.

That's all.

You know, I couldn't ask for better cyborg friends.

What happened?

Ugh! Oh, my!

Wilmer? What? Ugh! What the...?


Give me the ring! Whoa! Oh! Oh.

Huh? Huh?

Ah...!!! Oh!

Those are my friends.

Friends? Impressive!!

Ah! Ah!

Sam! Wait. Is that really Sam?

Oh, Sam. Yeah, it's me. Sam O'Malley.

Give me back that ring!

I won't!

Give it! Never!

Ah! Ah!! Ah!

You can run, but you can't hide!

Finally a way out. We gotta get to that ladder.

Alright, guys, let's go home.

Let me go.


Oh, I almost forgot the ring.

Ah! Ow!

How could I forget Sue's ring?


I almost feel sorry for you... zeroes.

It's pronounced heroes!

Get the ladder, Sam. Hee-ya!

Okay. Heroes!

Look alive... ladies.

Guys, let's get out of here.

Oh, no, no, no!

Huh? Ah-ah-ah.


Oh, no!


I don't know what to do. There is no way out!

Wilmer! Ah!

Sam, get outta here! We're gonna take care of Viktor.

But I can't leave you guys behind. Ugh!

Now go! Valentine's Day is almost over!

Don't worry about us!


Um... you've got the ring, now go get the girl!

And no matter what happens... propose to her!

Don't worry. And be careful out there.

I need grooms for my wedding.


Ah! Ah! Ah!!!


You're on my naughty list, Sammy boy.

Did you get my ring back?

Just as you ordered, sir.

Ooh! Give that to me!

So finally... we can begin the operation.


Open the hatch!

What a magnificent moment!

Robots, deploy your flags!

Let's go to the theme park!

We better tell Sam, man.

These kids are gonna D to the E to the demolish everything.

Can you find him?

The nose knows. Oh!

Are they part of the parade?!

Guys, stay alive and I will bring your show back.

* Shimmer under starlight *

* And the future shines so bright *

Just pop the question!

Pop the question.

Pop the question.

Pop the question!!

Pop the question.

It's been 20 years now. How long do I have to wait?!

* And you know it's right it's right oh oh *

* Oh oh *

* Years go by *

* It's our time *

* Together *

* A promise forever *

* I'm ready to say I do *

* I will say *

* Vow to you * Oh I will say

* That I will care *

* And I'll share my heart *

* Just say I do ooh ooh *

* Ooh ooh ooh *

Are you alright?

I'm fine. Thank you.

Listen, Sue, I've been meaning to ask you something.

What is it, Sam?




Oh, my gosh.

Look at the size of that ring!

I... I...

Wait, wait, wait. What's wrong, Sam?

What's wrong? Is something the matter?


I can't do this. I'm sorry, but this isn't right.

What did he say?


I mean, if that's how you really feel about it.

Look... I'm leaving the city after my broadcast today.

Leaving? Where?

Ugh. I accepted a job offer with a network in London. Okay?


But... that's so far away.

Well, I guess there's no use waiting for something that's never gonna happen, right?!


Argh! Have a good life, Sam!

Oh, no!

Sue, please.


It must feel good, sir, to be a super villain again!

Ah... it does bring back fond memories.

But it's only temporary.

Of course. The wedding.

* Today is the happiest day *

* Of my life *

With all due respect, sir, why would you want to give up everything for Katherine?

I'm not giving up anything for her.

Actually, quite the opposite.

Everything I have is because of her.

I don't understand.

I've loved Katherine for a very long time.

It's because of her that...

I became the man I am today.

She told me to stay away from her, that I'd never measure up to her standards.

So I had to love her from afar.

She was so beautiful.

Remember, if you want to marry a Widdington, you have to be a great man.

And great men only give great rings.

I'll show you, Katherine!

I will become... a great man!

So the only reason you became a super villain was to impress Katherine?!

That's right.

So it's all thanks to her that you even exist.

And with this ring, she can make you not exist!

Master, wake up! Your sole purpose in life is to bring the world to its knees.

To live and breathe the code of villainy!

Oh! Viktor, you're scaring me.

And now you want to give up everything?!

I don't want that. I want you to lead me again on some diabolical adventure of destruction and mayhem!

I want my Oscar back!

Driver, driver, stop the car!

Get... out!! Ex-excuse me, what?

You're jo-joking, right?

Get out!!!

I can't believe this.


After all I've done for you!!



Who do we have here?

Naughty, naughty.


Mm... Mm!



Son of a...!

We really should stop meeting like this!

Here... take it.


I can't... I can't believe my luck.

Ah! What was that for?

For giving me the greatest gift in the world.

Oh, my God!!


I'll see you later, boy.



* It's all for you * I've got a big plan

* That's what I do *

* 'Cause I'm a great man *

Alright, Sue, I've got three minutes before I have to give a big speech.

So let's do this interview fast.

Yeah. Sure.

You okay?

Couldn't be better.

Well, Mayor, it looks like the Valentine's Day parade is turning out to be a big success.

Indeed it is, Sue.

And I just want to thank everyone...

Katherine, my love!

Well, not everyone.

Security, stop him!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!! Katherine, please!

Can't you listen to me just this once?

Oh, please. And why should I do that?

Because you'll regret it if you don't!

What are you talking about, Oscar?

I'm talking about this!

What?! What the...?!

This isn't my ring. Huh? Argh! Security!!

B-b-but, Katherine. Please!

Viktor, you brought me the wrong ring!

Oh, I'm sorry.

You mean... this ring?

What are you up to this time?

If you don't accept my ring, the great Oscar robot will destroy the city!

Viktor, give me the ring. Ah! Oh!

Oh! Viktor, are you crazy?!

Wh-what do you think you're doing?

I'm doing what you built me to do, sir.

I'm being evil.

You moron! Give that back to me before I melt you down for scrap metal!

First, let me polish it for you.

Ah! What are you doing?!


I guess diamonds are n forever.

My ring! My ring!!!

Attention, citizens. From now on, Valentine's Day will be known as the day that I, Viktor, destroyed your city forever!!

Fire! Fire! Fire!!!

Oscar, you tell me right now.

How do we stop that thing?!

Ah... it was supposed to be a beautiful celebration.


The robot, Oscar! How do we turn it off?!

You can't turn it off. Viktor smashed the ring!

B-b-but if you stop Viktor, you can stop the robot!

Because they're connected to the same motion-control system!

Follow me. I got an idea.

Sue! Where are you going?!



Jack, start rolling!

Breaking news! Chaos erupts at the theme park!

Channel 7's own Sue Widdington is live at the scene!

Sue? Just minutes ago, a... a... a giant robot burst onto the scene!

He's destroying everything in his path!

If this is not stop soon... Ah!!

...the whole city may be in jeopardy!

Sue, look out! Ah!!

Is there no one out there who can stop this madness?!

Please, somebody!!

How long do I have to wait?

Great men only give great rings.

No, Katherine, it's not about the ring.

It's about me.

Alright, everyone, we have just learned that Oscar's second-in-command, Viktor, is... he is operating the robot using some sort of motion-control system!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

The robot's heading for the city!

Millions of lives could be at stake!

This is horrible! Somebody, please!

Ah! It looks like no one can stop it!

Oh, this is so fun!


Eliminated. Naughty, naughty.


Sue, let's go. We gotta get outta here.

I can handle this, hon. Wait!

Hmm. Wait?!


Argh! I'm done waiting, Sam!

It's been 20 years!

Okay, I deserved that.

I should've ask you before. You're right. But...

But what?! I wanted it to be great.

You know? Huh?

Sue, look out!!!


I know this isn't the best time, but this might be the last chance I ever get to say this.

I know I've messed up every time I've tried to ask you.

But... I was I was afraid.

I was nervous.

I always thought I needed to give you some... huge, dramatic proposal with some huge ring.

But that's not gonna happen, because that's not me.



I love you more than life itself.

So... I guess...

I guess there's nothing else to say but...

Sue Widdington...

That is just so... pathetic!

...will you...


Ah!!! Sam!! Ah!

Ugh, not again!!


All this love is making me... sick. Bleh!

From now on we celebrate St. Victor's Day - with total destruction for everyone!!

Hey, guys.

Good to have you back, Sam.

Push, Sam, push! What?

Pitiful creatures.

Huh? Huh?



You guys are alive!

Ah! I don't want to die!

I'm too young to die! Sam?

Where are you?

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Listen, I think I know how to save Sue.

But I'm gonna need your help.

Guys! Stick to the plan!!


Look! How's that for true love?

Your true love is running away.

That's the truth of love!




Hey, guys, this way!!!


What's that?

Yippee! Yap!

I really... hate... marriage!

What's the matter? Let 'er rip.

I'm nervous!

What disgusting creatures!

Guys, hurry up!

Just think "greasy hot dog."

Wow, this is so gross!

Alright, Kit, it's comin' in hot!


That's nasty!

Warning. Warning. Contaminants detected.

Initiating cleanse protocol alpha.

Good job, heroes!

I can do this. I'm the man.

Sue! Sam!

Sam, look behind you! What?

Oh! Quick! The motion-control system!

It controls the giant robot!

Not a big deal over here. I got this.




Be a little spider monkey, climb up.

Come on, spider monkeys climb faster than that.


Oh, Sam!!

Leaving so soon?

Oh!!! No, Sam!!

Sue, take the wheel! No, Sam! What about you?

Don't worry. I'll follow behind.

No!!! Sam!!

I take apart robots like you for breakfast.

Huh?! Oh, yeah?!

Well, I smash humans like you for lunch!

Oh, like this?

What? Oh!

That's kinda weird, right? Very weird.

Stop it!! Wah!

Fireworks! Yay!!

I love you, Sue.

I don't think so.

Now out of my way!



Nothing can stop me now!

Sam!! Oh, no!



I love you. I love you.

Guards, arrest that man.

No, no, no, no, no! Don't move.

No! No! Let me go, let me go!

Katherine, I became a great man just for you.

No, Oscar... you became a great villain.

But I was ready to give up my villainy, if only you'd agree to marry me.

You... your real problem is that you don't know what love is.

And you do?

Alright, let's go.

Call me! Okay?!

Katherine, I love you!


Sam O'Malley, I never thought I'd say this, but... you are a great man.

Wow. Thank you.

O'Malley, you really did it this time.

My park is totally destroyed!

It's wrecked!

It's hero time, Sam. Do the right thing.



Baby, there's something in this hand.

Do you want to know what it is?

I've been wanting to ask this question for 20 years.


Sue Widdington... will you marry me?





Ah... it'll never last. Tell you that!

Oh, you wanna bet on that, cousin?!

Awesome! Yippee!

All of you, out.

Now. This boat's taken.


What's this?

Oh, that? Pfft.

That's just something they found in the debris.

Really? Hmm.

Ah, it has my name on it.

I love you so much.

* A promise forever *

* I'm ready to say I do *

* I will say * Vow to you

* Oh I will say * That I will care

* And I'll share my heart with you *

* Just say I do * I will say

* And I will too * Oh I can't wait

* This is our fate *

* Oh I can't wait to say I do *

* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh *

* Yeah *

* Fall for me *

* Believe that'll you mean everything *

* Oh I will * To me

* Believe * I do believe

* That I am ready to...

* Say I do * I will say

* And I will too * Oh I can't wait

* This is our fate *

* Oh I can't wait *

* To say I do **