Butcher Boys (2012) Script

No ifs, ands, or buts, okay?

I'm going to.


Only the female of the species has the goods.

What's any of this have to do with getting high?

I mean, we were talking about...

Stop the killing!

Animals are people too!

I hope you choke on the bones!

Tofu licker!

Mr. and Ms. graves.

What's with the tree huggers?

How are you, sir?

Against eating meat.

Must not be from around here.

We're here.

Very well.

You'll have to excuse me.

Barbie's a slut.

Oh, I'm madly in love with her.

I can't help it.

She gives me blow jobs in the parking lot before school.

She's not supposed to be back here, shit lips.

Um, excuse me?

Don't be cock blockin', dude.

This one's crime spree-crazy, birthday boy.

Trust me.

It's gonna end in tears.

Oh, I know.

That's not the best part.

Sometimes she lets my friends watch.

A live sex act.

It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Senator.

Nice to see you.

Thanks for all your support.

It's your life, little dude.

If you want to do something and you don't, you're a pussy.


Gonzales called the recent uptick in abductions of young girls in San Antonio a fluke and dismissed it.

Why not?

Give me one good reason.

You know you want to.

You're just a chicken.

Pussy.

You know what this is about?

It's 'cause I wouldn't go for a threesome with her and some dude she met online.

There's hope.

What?

Life is shit, and then you die.

I don't want to read about shit in some book.

I want to do shit.

Oh, I'm sure you'll make us all very proud.

Oh, eat me, bitch.

It's a free country.

I can do whatever the hell I want.

Mikey, do something.

Slap him around. Whatever it takes.

Hey, um, Kenny.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

And don't you fucking forget it, Kenny boy.

I know you.

I've seen you before.

Yeah.

Real fancy dinner at the white house.

You said you was in a hurry.

You're not too big for mama to spank your butt, Mr. smarty pants.

Ah, ah, ah.

Well, hey.

You know you want to.

Right.

Stay out of trouble.

She's on her game.

So what's the deal?

I don't know. Just goin' with it.

Yeah?

Whatever happens happens.

That's good or bad.

Anybody got any ecstasy?

I don't know.

Sissy, that your boyfriend?

Shh!

Why's your sister always have to go out with nerds?

Why is that every time we go out, you get me in trouble?

'Cause you're a nerd.

Besides, you only live once.

Yeah, and you only die once too.

Ah, shit.

I love you too. Dude.

Oh, shit. Not again.

Let's go! Let's go!

Oh, let me call you right back.

Guys, what the hell is going on?

Go! Go!

Try me! Bring it on, bitches!

Yeah? Here we go!

Fuck you, bitch!

Bitch, I'll kill you!

I'll shoot you in the damn head!

Fuck!

♪ Baby, come on

that's what they get for grabbing my ass.

Barbie, what did you do?

Fuck you!

Outrageously cool.

Way fucking cool.

Watch the road!

What fucking rule did I break now?

I want this bitch.

This bitch is mine.

It's gonna be fucking epic!

Let's fucking get this bitch!

Whoo!

Punch it!

My father is gonna beat the shit out of me with his bare hands.

Don't worry about that shit. Let's go.

Fuck it, man. Fuck it! Fuck it!

I don't care.

Ooh, they're chasing us.

Yes!

Dude, step on it!

Go, go, go, go! Look now!

Kenny, can you chill the fuck out?

What are they doing? They're gonna hit us.

Shit. Go faster.

Come on, drive!

Shit, shit, shit.

Get up on it!

Damn!

I'm going as fast as I can.

Dude, I fuckin' hate your car.

Go faster.


In your dreams, bitches!

Stop.

Got me some titties, baby!

Whoo!

I'm lovin' it! I'm lovin' it!

Titties!

Yeah, bitch!

You're dead.

Whoo!

No, no. No!

Dude!

Oh, sh--

what'd it hit?

Think it was a dog.

Hey, hey, hey.

They're following us.

Oh, shit.

This is not good.

This is not good. This is bad.

Okay, Kenny, little dude.

Turn off the lights and make a right.

Go.

I don't want to die. Now, now!

It would really suck to be dead right now.

Think we lost them?

Oh, hey, guys.

Sorry about the dog.

There was this girl, and it was an accident, and anyway, um, how much do you think would buy a new dog and, like, a new bumper?

Whoa, whoa!

Time out, guys.

King's "x," okay?

Nobody has to get hurt here.

Look, I'm gonna call 911, all right?

Everything's gonna be fine.

Ow! Dude!

What the fuck are you doing, dude?

Get the fuck away--ow!

Ow!

Dude!

I wasn't even driving!

It was him!

I can't feel my leg--

I think I'm paralyzed.

Kenny, slow down, little dude.

Don't call me "little dude."

We lost them.

Let's just keep driving till we reach civilization, okay?

Problem, boys?

He's awfully big.

Fuckin' tourist!

See the look in his eyes?

I hate pain.

I think about it all the time.

I think about all the ways that I don't want to die.

♪ They were laughing

♪ singin', dancin' sometimes I think about what it would be like if a terrorist cut my head off with electric scissors.

Mikey, stop. What?

I'm just saying-- okay.

It's all right. Okay.

Come on.

I have no idea where we're at.

Doesn't this thing have a g.P.S. Or something?

See, there's the freeway.

We know where we are.

It's gonna be all right, baby bro.

All right?

Trust me.

It's over.

Okay.

Okay.

Thank you.

We're going home.

But there are some bad guys that are for real.

I heard about these guys that break all your bones...

Mikey, stop.

And that's how they kill you.

I say we burn a doobie.

That was intense.

Oh, shit.

Shit. Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, Mikey, are you okay?

What are they doing?

Oh, fuck. We're fucked.

Oh, my God.

Turn on the car. Turn on the car.

Oh, fuck! It won't start.

It won't start!

Are you okay?

Guaranteed.

Bullshit.

Come on, we got to go!

It's fine. I could use a good snack.

She looks like a tasty piece.

Not a taste, not a scratch.

The fuck are you?

I'm right, and you know it.

You know, we didn't hit their fucking dog.

This is bullshit.

Kenny, no. Come on.

Leave her dumb ass.

Fuck you, bitch.

They're not gonna do anything.

Look.

What the fuck, man?

Shit.

Kenny!

Wait, wait, wait.

This way.

Let's go.


Fuck it.

I'm not running.

They're gonna catch us.

You better start thinking about what you're gonna do.

I'm not waiting around to get my butt kicked.

Pay them.

Your parents have money.

Pay them whatever they want.

What do you care?

Are you serious?

Yeah.

This is stupid. Come on.

Whatever.

Let's go.

I'm fuckin' stayin' here.

Come on. Don't be such a pussy.

You know what?

You're right. I'm chicken.

Whatever.

Kenny...

Pussy.

Hi.

Look, I'm sorry about your fucking dog.

It was that other car, okay?

I'm history.

Fuck, I got to change my fucking service.

San Antonio 911.

What's your-- hello, yes?

Yes, some guys are chasing us. Ma'am?

They rammed our car off the road.

I think they're trying to kill us.

What's your location?

No, no. I have no idea where we are.

Ma'am.

Let go of me, you fucker!

Let go!

Let go of me!

Kenny, get up! Please, get up!

Those people aren't my friends...

Get off of her!

If that's what you think.

Fucking prick.

Like how that feels? Huh?

Just a little pussy.

Just a little pussy.

Ooh.

Ouch.

Where is the junk?

The fuck should I know?

Can you hear me?

Please!

Hey, you want a cookie?

Huh?

Mmm!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

I can't keep up.

Look, hey, I've got cookies!

Come on, I'm gonna--


wait, wait, wait!

I'm 17.

It's my birthday.

Cut me a little slack.

Dude, my parents are loaded.

They love my sorry ass.

Tell me about your friends.

What?

It was nice knowing you.

Yeah. No.

Stop! No, no, no, no!

Please!

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

You've gone too far.

No.

No, you've gone too far.

Yeah.

What if they catch us? What do we do?

San Antonio 911.

What can we do? Shut--

I'm scared, sissy.

I'm really scared.

Yes! Yes, hello.

Yes, please, you need to hurry.

What's your location, ma'am?

I don't know. There's no-- there's street signs anywhere.

Ma'am? Ma'am, are you okay?

Ma'am?

No!

Please respond. Please respond.

Please respond if you can hear me.

Mikey? Mikey?

Mikey? Come on, we got to go.

Come on, we got to go. Let's go.

Don't let them catch you.

Please. I'm not gonna leave you here.

I can't see.

Wait, Mikey. I love you.

Hell am I?

Hell are you?

It's okay. It's okay.

I'll get you. All of you!

No, no, no, no. It's cool.

It's cool.

Look, here.

This is for you. No!

You can have anything you want!


So where's the junk?


Leave me the fuck alone!


Bitch!


No amount of cat shit's gonna save your ass.

You know why?

You know what you smell like?

You smell like a fuckin' twinkie.


Twinkie, twinkie, twinkie.

Thinkin' about you, twinkie.

I'll sniff you out.


Bitch!

You think you're gonna get out of here?

Never gonna happen.


What are you doing here?

You're totally hot.

You're not gonna hurt me, right?

Just let me go.

What's your deal?

Thwack!

Stop! Stop!

Wait!

Wait.

Wait.


Little girl.

What you lookin' for, mamacita?

I need help, please.

No, wait! Wait!

Wait! Wait!

Wait!


I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek.

Relax.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

You really ate your spinach this morning.

You must really like your veggies.

Whoa!


Fannin building.

Fourth floor.

Reports of a young woman thrown from a moving vehicle, San Antonio police detained then released Chilean diplomat-- preliminary reports indicate an attempt had been made to surgically remove the victim's vital organs prior to her being thrown from the vehicle.

Dios, who has diplomatic immunity, was in San Antonio for the pan-American trade conference.


Ain't no way out of there.

A little birdie told me you're a tricky girl.

Is that right?

Are you a tricky girl?

Hey!

Oh, tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky!

You like little babies?

Huh?

Little tiny babies?

Tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky!


I'm not proud. I'll call dibs on that shit.

Hey. Who I.D.'D the junk?

You know, Ollie, one day you're gonna become a monster.

And what are you, a fucking rabbit?

There's no telling what's in that shit.

Excuse me. Is anyone listening?

I know plenty of cute girls if you want to meet cute girls.

Who made you bossboy?

This is how it's going down.

That shit is toxic.

You know that, right?

Enough of that shit, and you turn into a fucking amphead.

It's my time to go first.

Hey, amphead's cool.

Amphead's a mess.

If you can't wait for the good shit, she's all fucking yours.

Well, the kid's up!

Kid's up. The kid's up!

Not cool. Not cool.

Get off of me, fucker!

Come get some, dude!

I would have given all of you blow jobs, but forget it!

Let's see what you got.

What?

Are you gay?

Get off of me, fucker!


Fucking junkies.

This is disgusting.

Enough.

Stop.

Enough!

I have dynamite.

I'm coming out.

Block her exit.

Block her exit.

Hey.

Get back.

There's been a mistake.

I apologize.

I know this looks bad.

I'm just trying to help you.

Get back.

You have a short fuse.

You'll like Benny.

All right, little girl.

Move out of her way, junkies.

Go on.

Go.

Go on.

Andale!

Yum, yum, yum!

You're mine, kid!

Tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky!

Stay put.

Yeah.

Come on!


No!

Not yet.

Help! Help!

Help me!

Isn't that that girl?

Help! Help!

That's her. I looked right at her.

You saw her.

Do not fuck with those people, period.

You know damn well.

They killed my brother!

Damn it, man.

She called 911.

You know what they're gonna do to her.

What the hell are you lookin' at?

Listen here.

I got a wife, an ex-wife, and two fuckin' kids.

We're gonna take this show on the road.

Please help me!

Please!

I saw you! I saw you!

Please help me.

Message received?

I get it.

Please!

I don't like it.

I don't give a shit.

I saw you!

Let's go.

That's the way it is.

Come on, little buddy.

Ah, maxie, you're so good.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

What?

Ah, ah, ah.

Yeah, it's gonna get cold outside.

You like sex, right?

With your boyfriend?

How much for the dog?

Oh, he's not for sale.

What kind of dog is that?

He's my baby.

Go to hell.

You're vegan.

Why don't we talk about you?

What are you doing? What's your name?

Come here. What the hell are you doing?

I want to pet him. Get away from him!

Get off! Fuckin' worthless old joke.

What the fuck are you doing with my dog?

Give me back my dog!

Hey! Dickhead!

Hey! Dickhead!

What the hell are you doing?

Fucking kill you!

Give me back my dog!

It's coming. It's fucking coming.

But not yet. Right, little buddy?

What the hell are you doing?

I'm not your fucking buddy.

Don't call me little buddy.

Hey!

Give me back my dog!

Max!

Max!

Ow!

God damn it! Ah!

What?

An Amber alert is in effect for 17-year-old angelica morales.

Morales was abducted from the parking lot of a South side convenience store late this afternoon.

Witnesses reported seeing a suspicious-looking late model brown van at the site.


♪ The high hawk knows where the rabbit goes ♪

♪ and the buzzard marks the kill ♪

♪ but few there be with eyes to see ♪

♪ the tall men riding still

♪ we hark in vain on the speeding train ♪

♪ for an echo of hoofbeat thunder ♪

♪ and the yellow wheat is a winding sheet ♪

♪ for cattle trails plowed under ♪

Everyone out of the car.

What's up, doc?

Oh, now he thinks he's a comedian.

Come on. Let's go!

Where are we?

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Where are we?

Let's go.

Don't touch me!

Come on!

God, you are something else.

The fuck you think you're goin', fatso?

What are you gonna do, huh?

Why, you shit birds are gonna stay right there.

Fuck you, man.

Hold your horses, butternut.

Come on.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Come over here. Come here.

Why don't you stay awhile? Stay.

Yo, this is bullshit.

We scored the junk.

Oh, I am moved to fuckin' tears.

Newboy.

Why don't you come here for a second?

It's coming! It's fucking comin'!

It's comin' now!

I love you too.

Let's go, princess!

Oh, and the rest of you shit eaters, you can kiss my Ruby red!

Not cool!

Not fucking cool.

Okay, here we go.

Let's go down.

One, two, one, two, one, two.

Welcome home, baby girl.

You do not want to fuck with me right now!

Let's go!

One, two, one, two. Walk!

Walk!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Sorry. Wasn't my fault, I swear!

Doc, is everything set up?

It's all set up.

Bossie, please. Fuckin' bastard!

Come back!

Don't leave me here!

I want to get to work on this right away, okay?

I ate your mother on your birthday, shit bird.

God damn it!

Damn it!

No!

You make it happen. You!

You!

What's the matter?

Move it, you little shit bird!

Ah! Damn it!

Get over there. Get over there.

Shit.

Well, ain't you the one, little bitch?

Hold real still.

We don't want nothing bad to happen.

Open up. Relax.

Up we go. There.

Ain't that nice?

You might want to think twice about all that wiggling around.

Now this could be a little cold to the touch.

Relax. Take a deep breath.

Hold it.

There.

Now, it's not all that bad, is it?

Amphead's out of control.

Never stand behind me while I'm working, shitbird.

Leave her alone, assholes!

You fucking asshole!


Oh, ho, she's the one. She's the one.

Asshole.

What the fuck is this?

What are you? Dumb?

Illiterate?

Getting too old? Need your reading glasses?

Who are you people?

Fuck do you think you're talking to?

Don't bring junk down here.

I'm just fucking with you.

What you lookin' at, darlin'?

Huh?

Ain't no place to go.

This is it.

Who are you people?

Why are you doing this?

Shut up.

Trust me. You don't want to know.

The general public does not want to hear that shit.

You think you want to know? I propose a burgundy.

You do not want that shit inside your head.

That is some disgusting shit.

Modest but exquisite.

So I suggest you take my advice and you shut your damn yap.

Or what?

You gonna kill me?

You're gonna eat me?

I further suggest you use your goddamn imagination!

That's not the boy next door.

You think you've seen some shit?

You ain't even been to kindergarten.

I don't really give a fuck!

The hell's my blood work?

It'll be here when it gets here.

What killed the cat? What killed the cat?

What is that?

What do you want?

It is a business.

That's what we're here for.

We're about providing quality and a value for our clients.

Of course, there's the social and economic good.

I can refer you to the literature if you'd like.

Shut your fucking piehole, you ass-wipe cock junkie!

What business?

What literature?

You're butchers!

Butchers. Butchers?

Well, maybe in the literal sense of the word.

You have a point.

Kiss my pekingese ass!

And bring on the marching band!

Whoo-hoo!

Must we behave like yahoos?

Please.

This is ridiculous.

It's absolutely absurd.

You want to know what this is?

These guys are fiends.

They're addicts.

They're junkies.

No way to live!

Yeah.

It's no way to live.

You know what? I'm tired of your punk ass.

Little buddy!

Oh, ho!

That's what they call you, right?

Interesting.

You're afraid of him, aren't you?

All your fucking friends know it.

Even I know it.

I'll do it! I'll do it!

That ain't cool.

You fucked up!

Go ahead.

Do it.

You'd be doing him a favor.

What's the matter, little buddy?

Too much woman for you?

You got to redeem yourself!

You better fucking kill me.

Anything for you, sweetie.

You little bitch!

I ain't dead yet, bitch!

Ah!

Back up, shitbirds!

The doctor is in the house.

This is how it's done.

You can trust me, darling.

I'm a doctor.

Darling?

Darling, now, come on.

You know we was only joking.

Come on.

Stop it. Back up, short bus.

Why is this funny?

This isn't funny.

It's buffoonery.

Blow it out your ass.

God damn it!

I'll tell you what!

You get your little cookie back before I find a way!

Shit!

Tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky!


Come on!


Fuck.

Out of that hole, catfish.

You know I smelled you down there.

I'm here to help you.

Carl Wayne skrabarcek.

Robstown, Texas.

I'm lookin' for my little girl.

Teenaged white female.

Goes by the name of Rachel.

If you see anybody that matches that description, I'd appreciate a heads-up.

Okay.

I should inform you that I am licensed by the state of Texas to carry a concealed weapon.

We need to call for help.

Do you have a cell phone?

Wouldn't matter.

I ain't goin' nowhere.

'Cept down that skinny hole.

Wait, wait, wait!

You're gonna lost.

It's like a maze in there.

Every man for himself!

Wait!

They have guns!

Please come back!

Fun is fun, but I don't want any slip-ups.


Fuck you, man.


Get her up. Get her up.

Come on.

God damn it.

Oh, you'll bruise the goddamn meat, you stupid-- yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Doc! You got to fucking stop, doc!

Doc! Do not fuck with me, doc!

You pick that meat up!

Get off me. Get the fuck back!

You're gonna pay, you little fuck!

Yeah! Yeah! It's my turn, old man!

Come on!

Come here!

Ah, shit!

It's okay. It's all right.

It's just all just a big misunderstanding.

Are you Rachel? Yeah.

I met some weird man who's looking for you.

Maybe he can help us.

Ah, fucking Carl Wayne. It has to be.

The only reason he wants me back is so him and my mom can molest me.

Do you know how to get out of here?

Oh, no, no, no. It's okay.

All we have to do is find my boyfriend.

I just have to explain to him that it wasn't my fault.

I mean, I'm practically like their daughter-in-law.

It's because he thinks I had my miscarriage on purpose.

But really, he's very sweet.

Oh, this is impossible.

Look, just let me just find him, okay?

Shh!

You do anything stupid, open your mouth, I'll rip your fucking tits off.

Shh!

Shh! Shh! Okay?

Okay?

Let's go.

Napping on the job, are we?

Government piece of shit.


Shit!

No, no!


Forgive the disturbance, chairman.

It won't happen again.

The fuck does he think he is?

"Not a taste"?

Fuck that.

I want what I want.

I want it now, and I want a shitload of it!

Guess what, little buddy.

Crack!


Me?

I'm for lighting the fucking fuse.

Hey, we have something in common.

Why the fuck not?

'Cause that's when it's all gonna get real.

And you don't want to miss that.

Right?

I get the munchies sometimes.

It happens.

What are you up to, little buddy?

Fuck are you?

Fuck am I?

The fuck are you?

I said no!


Junk on the run.

Junk on the run! Junk!


You better run, bitch!

Here I come. I'm on your ass!


Junk on the run!

No!

Go to sleep, little bitch.

Her eyes bugged out her head.

I cranked that bitch.

Fun's over.

We got a business to run.

Now, you didn't think we didn't have any security, did you, darlin'?

We was just funnin' you.

Stumbled upon a mass grave in an abandoned rock quarry west of San Antonio early Thursday morning.

So far, no fewer than 300 badly burned and mutilated bodies have been recovered.

Precinct four sheriff Jesus maldonado, junior, said the killings appear to be the work of a Mexican drug cartel.

According to maldonado, the cartels have merged with Texas prison gangs and control large swathes of South Texas...

Along the Mexican border.

There's a guy on the roof.

Look!

Oh, my God.

Think he's gonna jump?

What's he doing?

I'm calling the cops.

No, wait, wait!

Wait, wait wait!

Wake up, wake up, wake up!

He's wakin' up.

Wake him up.

Told you it wasn't over.

What did you think, that we were really gonna let you go?

Shut up!

Shut the hell up.

You junkies make me sick.

Can you hear me?

Get me out of here right now!

I apologize.

I am terribly sorry.

Stop talking to her.

It's not supposed to be like this.

Not like this.

It's impossible. I give up.

They're animals.

The fuck you think you are?

You ain't shit, you junkie fudge packer.

He thinks he's charming.

About fucking time too.

Please, you have to do something.

Oh, he's gonna do something.

What? They won't listen to me.

Right.

I've told 'em till I'm blue in the face...

God help me.

You are what you eat.

You're damn right you are.

People are looking for me.

Ain't nobody looking for you, bitch!

What are you gonna do?

Sit down.

Fuck you.

You're not shit.

If you want to know the truth, that's the problem.

You've seen what they'll put in their mouths.

These people are monsters.

Look at 'em.

They're savages.

The fuck up, dipshit.

Is this any way for civilized human beings to act?

Give it up, fool.

Civilization's for pussies!

Carl Wayne, you and mom can do whatever y'all want to me!

Just please don't leave me here!

Don't even think about--

what's wrong with you?

What's this about?

What's this about?

It's about you die, bitch.

No, no.

Get him away!

You want it? You got it!

Let's get this show on the road!

Let's get this show on the road!

Get off of me!

What are you doing? No!

Time to go home, darlin'.

Come on.

What's going on?

Life on planet earth.

This is when it gets good.

Surely you know your condition.

My condition?

It's a girl, darlin'.

Yum, yum, yum!

Oh, my God.

No!

We will relieve you of your burden.

No! Please, you can't!

Yes, we can.

No!

Nothin' personal.

No!

Cut her loose.

Let 'em both loose.

What the fuck is this?

Now the party starts!

Now, on the off chance that you're not all 100% ignorant, you may have noticed I am trained in the use of firearms.

Now, cut that little gal loose and step away from her.

Do it!

That's more like it.

Now, which one of you boys messed up my little girl?

May be a little late for that, Carl Wayne.

They've already lopped the top part of my head off.

Oh. What the hell?

Please, let's go!

Why would you go and do something like that?

Would someone please execute this putz?

That'd be far enough.

You asked a good question. Come on!

You want an answer?

What are you? Hard of hearin'?

It was him.

Shoot him!

Shoot him!

What are you gonna do?

Show it or shoot it?

Where's she running to?

Don't run too far!

Sorry, cowboy.

This just isn't your rodeo.

Uh, no!

Damn it!

Don't make me do it!

All right!

No!

You make me do this!

You made me do this!

Ah, to hell with it.

You've got too much to live for!

We love you!

This is the police.

Don't do it, man!

Are you listening to me?

Sir, I need you to step back from the building right now.

That is an order.

Come back, you little-- it's got worms.

You eat it.

Fuckin' hamburger, man!

Murderer!

An eye for an eye!

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

Step away from--

what the hell?

He's got a gun!

Holy shit!

Oh, shit!

Tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky!

Drop your weapon now!

Drop your weapon!

This little faggot should have stayed home!

Drop it!

Oh!


I'm hurt. Please help me.

Please. Absolutely, good sir.

Ow!

No!


Come on!

Come on!

Hurry! Hurry! Come on! Let's go, go, go!

Go, go, go! Go!

My old lady, man, is gonna kick my ass, dude.

Nobody messes with her car.

Your old lady, man? She's tough.

Well, no shit, dude.

Even our kids are scared of her.

You okay?

You got any kids?

Not yet.

Some day when you have kids, you can tell 'em two crazy Mexican dudes saved your ass, right?

Thank you.

What are they doing?

Right, right, right, right, right, right!

This is some shit, man!

Can't believe you missed, pinche.

He was right in front of you.

It was a warning shot, ese.

Just say I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I didn't want to kill the dude.


♪ The high hawk knows where the rabbit goes ♪

♪ and the buzzard marks the kill ♪

♪ but few there be with eyes to see ♪

♪ the tall men riding still

♪ we hark in vain on the speeding train ♪

♪ for an echo of hoofbeat thunder ♪

♪ and the yellow wheat is a winding sheet ♪

♪ for cattle trails plowed under ♪

♪ hoof dust flies at the low moon's rise ♪

♪ and the bullbat's lonesome whir ♪

♪ is an echoed note from the longhorn throat ♪

♪ a steer, as it were ♪

♪ inch by inch, time draws the cinch ♪

♪ till the saddles creak no more ♪

♪ and they the lords of the cattle hordes ♪

♪ shall tally a final score ♪

♪ oh, the tall men riding

♪ under the phantom moon

♪ oh, the tall men riding

♪ hoofbeats like hammers of doom ♪

♪ oh, the tall men riding

♪ under the phantom moon

♪ oh, the tall men riding

♪ hoofbeats like hammers of doom ♪


♪ this is the song that the night birds sing ♪

♪ as the phantom herds trail by ♪

♪ horn by horn where the long plains throw ♪

♪ the flat Miles to the sky

♪ and this is the song that the night birds wail ♪

♪ where the Texas plains lie wide ♪

♪ over the dust of a ghostly trail ♪

♪ where the phantom tall men ride ♪

♪ oh, the tall men riding

♪ under the phantom moon

♪ oh, the tall men riding

♪ hoofbeats like hammers

♪ hoofbeats like hammers of doom ♪

♪ under the phantom moon

♪ under the phantom moon