C'est la vie! (2017) Script

And if we leave out the starter? We do even a cocktail beforehand.

Maybe we can go directly to the main course.

We are already in the highest price range. -No, it's not, though.

You're in the standard price category.

But we can come up with something on the starter.

Then we make it lighter.

Cheaper, so? -Lighter.

And then the photographer.

If we leave out the white border around the pictures, the price dropped something?

Remove the white border? -Yes.

I'll check it out. I'm not sure if it can, though.

Excuse me.

Yes, Adele?

Keep it brief, because I am with difficult customers.

Have you been to unload? Why the tableware is not there?

Where is Nabil? -Talk to him.

I leave it to you. See you soon.

Apologize. -We need to talk about the flowers.

Maybe make that orchids the whole something too expensive.

I've been a few times in price. I want to be best one more time to look into it.

That would be fine, honestly. -I thought so.

I often tell my clients that they have a wonderful place.

The heart of Paris, a luxury hotel. With 200 guests.

It's something big. A wedding, no fair.

Then you want a certain level. And there comes at a price.

I can't keep bags.

We don't know if you really want to search with us for solutions.

Is that so? Yet I was always there to assist you.

We find you not as resourceful.

Yes, that's right. You are not as resourceful.

Resourceful? I understand.

There suddenly shoot me something invention to State within.

We let the Starter sit.

Fine. -That is a good idea.

But then we also do no main course.

And now I am resourceful.

Ask the people to Tupperware containers to carry.

Grated carrots, boiled eggs. A salad of home.

Ask someone to take another beer and lemonade, for a Panaché.

Listen ...-hold on.

For the decoration, I know something.

My niece makes garlands of Orange-green crepe paper.

That we put on the table or we stick to the seats.

You very cynical on the barrel.

Sorry, I'm not there yet. For dessert:

We can do without the Petit Fours. Forget them.

Instead: fruit compote. Apple-PEAR, Apple-Strawberry, Apple-banana.

Served in cups with ... How welcome those small ...

Cats tongues. -Yes, that.

And then unlimited. Is that not resourceful?

I have possibly still more ideas. Then you come in the lowest price range.

Lower can not.

Well, we will think about it.

Sorry, I let myself go a little. -You will be hearing from us.

I will create a new quote. Also over those white edges.

Thanks. -See you soon.

It can not be otherwise.

I had to leave the truck and wait for Seb's.

I have already told Adele. Talk to each other.

Grégoire, I got your message about the acquisition. Valérie Laprade so.

They could come tonight.

And my wife really draws well.

Our relationship has just grown cold here.

Nicole me. A few things you should know.

I just talked Grégoire. The acquisition is almost complete.

There is a lady along to watch. I'm in there.

Nabil, that agent has withheld my license.

Seb gets the truck.

I'll get my brother, and I'll see you there.

Then get in too.

What is this car? - My driver's license has been withheld.

I'm waiting for an hour.

Are you in your pajamas? Now do it fur.

Dress you no longer work for you?

It's no pajamas, but between pants. For home, but ...

This is a pajama.

Good gracious. - Do not be silly.

Want a wedding without music?

We have to unload three trucks. And 15 crates of champagne. That makes sense.

You do not know what makes sense. With your bad bomberjackje.

Better than that ugly outfit of yours.

What is it? - Someone needs to teach her a lesson.

Bring it on. - Quiet, Adele.

Teach me a lesson!

She always looks at me.

They occupy the elevator for three hours. And we? they sometimes take precedence?

We take us a break on the stairs. Here, look.

Should I cry now? Stop it. - You do not get it, pancake.

Am I a pancake? - Hold still now agree on.

I'm not a pancake. - Nobody is a pancake here.

You organize and get started. Forward.

How? - Frankie, hold the freight elevator.


Go cry to your mama. - Leave her out. Fuck you, dick.

I can not tolerate this behavior, Adele. Not really.

How often do I have to tell you?

You're arguing with anyone.

And you kaffert everyone. You understand, right?

There's always something with his band.

They pretend they are big stars.

They do weddings, just like us. We are not their slaves. I do not pull it.

They really show no respect, no decency.

Stop your respect and decency.

DJ Fab would actually come.

He is ill. James replaces him.

He's a little strange.

What do we do then? We ... - Passing us.

We remain calm and adapt.

You give the wrong example.

You represent me if I'm not there.

You wanted more autonomy. You just wanted to do it again.

You think I'm stuck with whatever you spouting?

"Fuck you, dick." Is that how you represent me?

Are you listening? - Yes Yes.

If you want higher, you have to change. - He is right. You're rude.

Get out, you.

Much better. An improvement. You're really on the right track.

There is nothing analogous.

Sharpness, grain depth.

Digital is faster, but has drawbacks.

Are you tonight? - No, I want to buy the castle.

Witty, though. Do not you think? We have to.

This is Bastien, my intern.

He walks a week with me to learn the trade.

They are the waiters. - Maîtres d'hôtel.

Seb one Henri. - Hello.

He's annoying. - Now I remember.

You should be kind in this box. That's why people like me.

When you greet someone, then call his name.

That always works well.

Three at the bar, four outside. - Seb does the bar.

Mustache could not today. - Dan Henry and Nico doing the dining room.

Roshan and the extra power do the dishes. And where is Patrice?

I do not know if he's here.

He always says what you already know.

We make signs, so I put on Patrice Julien.

Mirko missing. I never know with him.

Is he there? - Yes.

He's gone. Adele sent him home.

Nabil roep Adele.

What did you think? I shout anything in his ear?

My God, man.

Everything good?

Yes of course.

That you do not believe.

These are the dishwashers. Very sympathetic. I introduce you.

This is Roshan.

Hello, Hriosn.

And what's your name again? - Kathirkamanathan Pillai.

Then you just say 'hello'. - Hello, Kathirkamanathan Pillai.

We are going to prepare.

You're doing well, but it looks like you 'mallo "says.

No, I'm mallo.

Say 'savory'. - Martig.

The photographer was a friend of the boss. He's a little strange.

And the other with the duster on his head?

His son might.

Do Mirko sent home? - Yes.

You texted: "Dismiss Mirko."

I know very well what I sent: "Go for Mirko."

I sent him home because there was' Dismiss Mirko. Watch.

Why he made it? That's not what I meant.

It read: Dismiss Mirko.

Yes, I know that now. He changed my words ever.

We do not understand your text messages more often.

Last sent you: "Thank you for the massage."

That's stupid autocorrect. And I can not find the punctuation.

Increasingly those idiotic yellow circles with their tongues out and their sunglasses.

Smileys. - The yes.

Mirko is worthless. He never takes on and is always late.

Now I come too short a waiter. - I thought so too.

But I took the initiative. Acted autonomously.

I called a replacement. - Very well.

I want to first see him here. - Okay, but he wants on the payroll.

Just kidding. That face, priceless.

Very comical. - That face that he drew, Josiane.

She pulls me ...


What is it? We would see each other yesterday?

I did not want to. I do not feel like it anymore.

You are joking. - Do I look like this?

What is wrong? - I've said it a hundred times.

I'm fed up with it. I want to be free again.

You know how I feel about you. I'm trying.

You do nothing. You do not at your best. Go for it or not.

I'm looking for the right moment to talk to her.

For you it's easy. One day at her, the other with me. And I?

Sign but if you talked to her.

Just send a text message. There you still am so good at?

So everything is ready. Tables, linen, buffet.

And guess what, when the party begins!

Blow out. - I'm about to tell you something.

What do we see?

Whose birthday was it? - No idea.

To a dog. - You mean 'a dog'?

You celebrate the birthday of a dog. To a dog 'true linguistic not.

Do you understand? - So there we were ...

Oh no. A costume party? - With wigs and everything. Really shit.

Max is the pot, I do not wear a wig. - Calm.

If he's there, I'll talk to him.

Do that, because this is ...

Henri, we rely on you. You should really talk to him, okay?

I have a really great trick.

It's not a bird, but their family. A kind of cousin. Three two one...

A ninny.

What's up, guys?

Why are you always late? - My service was out.

Along the road was blocked by striking farmers.

Delays on the A15 at Franconville, direction Montigny. At junction ...

So you give us an update traffic?

Max, Nico wants to say something.

Yes, Nico? - No, it was Henri.

I listen, Henri, but fast. - Hi, Max.

It's all about ... We were thinking ...

We have not met. - But talk.

And we agree ...

It is the way we get a little ...

Go on, Henry. - Yes Yes. With respect to...

Overall, it's all going very well.

Yes, of course. But?

Nothing so? - No nothing.

Consider now what you want to say, it is more convenient.

We are behind the mise-en-place. To work.

I'll hear from you.

You said that right. He really understood.

This was not the time. I know Max. I say it at a better time.

Watch your reps. - Be my back repeatedly, you.

Follow the wall. Do not you see the water? - Yes, I see water everywhere.

I'm already there.

I told you you had to shave. Come well, you said.

I had to stop by my uncle to borrow a device.

I've got everything. Even a pack. - Damn, Samy.

I have someone sent away for you. Do a bit of your best.

This is pretty ropey. - I'm here.

Explain to me what I should do and what it pays.

It is something extra.

Thank you. - No, stupid.

That means you're an extra help.

I thought ... - I'll explain.

If you do well, you may come in the regular brigade.

Which brigade?

I had another question: what pays? - The first half of your job voluntarily.

That head of yours. One hundred euro per night. - That is not wrong.

Go anywhere you shave. Hurry up. - Thank you, Adele.

Again with me, Nicole.

Please call me. It is important.

Maximum recording time reaches.

We have a big problem. - Tell.

The classification. The table names are all wrong.

You call that a big deal? - Yes.

They are works of Romain Gary Emile Ajar ... and then suddenly Le Voyageur imprudent.

That does not Romain Gary, but Barjavel.

What makes the hell out, Julien? Gary, Ajar, Barjavel three writers.

No, because Gary and Ajar is the same. - I know, I'm not stupid.

Good. But that must otherwise.

Here you come in. - That's the kids' table.

A detail. Nobody cares anything. - Me. Sorry.

It is simply not coherent.

Then make it coherent, if it bothers you so and then continue.

That's my suggestion.

Are you in for it? - Yes.

I think we have really solved a big problem.


Because it is Ajar ...

That's why I ... - It's getting better.

Every wedding is different. So each site is different.

Therefore, you must find the correct position.

And that is of course not easy. There is need for experience. A nose.

Are you the one who spreads such a smell?

It smells like caramel. - No, pomme d'amour.

Say hello to Max. - Hello, Max.

Just look around and then come back.

He runs an internship at me. - Good of you. He's comical.

I have lost something, Max. I'm currently tight in the work.

Currently? - Yes.

So if you still have some work for me.

And tonight? - Yes. You're the only one who hires me.

Exactly. But I will not always be there. - Why do you say that?

How is your mother? - Worse.

Did you know that she is living with me? - No.

She can not walk. - Shit.

You know what they said last time? "Who is Max?"

Her memory lets her down. - That still.

How old is she now? - 96.

She had a beautiful life. - How so?

Do you think she should die? - Not at all.

I have not got all day, Guy.

This is not a station. Take the stairs.

It takes time. - That's not my problem anyway.

Bernard say, what about the strawberry cake?

State on the menu? - Which strawberry cake?

Keep up with me. Birthdays, candles blow out, that's not for me.

Sweet of you, but no.

Oh no. That's a student of mine exercises.

I had no idea you were birthday. Congratulations.

No kiss. Why do you do that? Now everyone thinks why they kiss?

Excuse me. I did not know. Congrats. - Tell me now not ever.

What happened to your face? - As a waiter looks.

Now come with me. Hurry up. - They also look out at the steakhouse.

And your shirt is wrinkled. - Stop it.

What is he going to ask me? - Nothing. Just a few questions.

I said you had experience. If you do not know, you just invent something.

Still, there he is. - I said nothing.

I can not take on more staff. Find a trainee.

This is Samy. He replaces Mirko.

Mr. Angeli, or Max.

Adele said you had experience. - Yes, soon-soon.

How do you mean? - Fast.

Fast food, you mean? - Yes, exactly.

In which house?

I worked more in restaurants than in homes.

Can you clean a tongue or a wolf?

A catfish?

Or a turbot? - I'm pretty technically minded.

We serve meat tonight anyway. - Say Patrice accompanies him.

Get those whiskers off. And do not sleep in your shirt.

I had already said. I told you.

Josiane says the customer is five minutes.

Roshan, kom mee.

Do not you know anything? Turbot is a fish.

I see. I understood it all out.

As sole and catfish. That fish.

Catfish fish is?

I go to the customer. Come over five minutes to me.

What should I say? - Invent anything. An excuse.

Every time you see me with him, you should disturb us.

Otherwise, I can not get out. He's a bit ...

In five minutes.

Hello, Pierre. Congratulations. - Unbelievable.

Just today they run hard to do.

What time is it? - Five hours, everything is under control.

Silent. I'm on the phone.

Keep me informed, we call yet.


My husband's family is common for farmers.

Oh, that's on the A15. Near Herblay, but solves it up again at the node.

I asked for a traffic update?

Is this the flower decoration? - Yes.

I did not expect this.

Not? - I saw something else for me.

I did exactly what you said in your letter.

A letter? - Yes, about the importance of timing.

It was an e-mail.

No, yes, electronic mail. - That's not a letter.

Anyway. My speech has become slightly longer, so keep that in mind.

Is that your speech? Are not your memoirs?

So we have to change the schedule. - Yeah, that'll be fine.

I let them know the band and then we fit in.

It will then be quite tight. Because you are so hammered on in there ...

Your letter.

Electronic mail. E-mail.

But you're not listening at all.

I'm glad you're working tonight. You are so nice.

What is that? Is Fab? - Yes.

Actually not. Has changed something small.

This is James.

Fab could not, so James will perform tonight.

Are you serious? You had advised Fab.

I chose the Fab Four Live Band DJ Plus.

This is the same formula. Same genre, they work together.

Dit is de James Five Star Blend Four.

I know damn nothing.

He scares me.

I wanted understated, chic and elegant. - That's it.

James is very understated.

You know how long I prepared for this? I do not want Patrick Sébastien tonight.

No silly fuss. And no napkins in the air.

That's not what he ...

This is very annoying. Why I did not know this?

Mr. Max? - I'm busy, can not you see?

I can not think of anything. - Excuse me, you know.

It took an hour. Five minutes, I said. Where have you been?

I've looked everywhere for an excuse.

Quiet, James. Brul not.

I do not roar, I warm my voice up. - Later you'm completely lost.

I do not know if you know, but the customer wants it understated, chic and comfortable.

Pleasant? - Yes.

Excuse me.


That is a long time ago. - Is that right? Two years.

In March. March 17 two years ago.

Are you ... You're not Pierre family?

Anyway. A little. - Weird.

You were just suddenly disappeared. From one day to another.

That was just after the school trip ... - Edinburgh.

I remember that I contacted you.

With me? - Yes.

There were so many rumors going around.

Do you still Blasco that math teacher?

She said she had met at a mall in pajama pants.

I pajama pants? Not really. People invent anything.

No I was not. I changed schools.

So I was not.


Julian? - Ja.

Can you help with the letter?

Wait for me there. At the door.

He is from Pakistan ...

There you are. Are not changed clothes for the photos? Hey.

Hey. Julien Pierre family.

What is this mess?

Shoot you, sweetheart?


They searched me.

Two minutes.

We need to talk.

You can not be serious.

Is you then really nothing on?

It's dead simple.

Is there one?

Is not it better between them with the same space?

You see? Do the same spacing to. Very simple.

What did I say? You have nothing to say.

That was a trick question. "Is anything on you?" Sure.

Well done. Perfect balance.

I had to warm up my voice. Hey.

Yes hello. Is that Italian? Oh yeah?

You just said something. I speak fluent Italian.

They are different dialects.

From southern Abruzzo. The mountains.

It was not Italian.

I am here not happy at all. And I do not see any big screen.

Where is it? - Good point. The big screen.

No. That's right, because that is not there.

I had chosen the Fab Live Band DJ Plus Four, including screen.

That is an option. We also have James Band Live DJ Plus Four.

That's another option.

So it's my fault? - No, it is not.

One open parenthesis: It is understated, chic and elegant.

And pleasant. I know.

I had closed the parentheses? - I'm on the music, not the brackets.

I want to emphasize that it is my wedding.

So no silly games. No musical chairs.

And especially no napkins in the air. - That's not our style.

Perfect. Oh yes, I saw it on the table.

How to find my flyers? - Well. Get them away.

It's rather me, me, me. That is inappropriate.

I contact? Is it clear? - Crystal clear.

Good. You control the screen? And away with that crap.

It's not a mess, though. - Yes. Thanks.

17:54 pm

What are you doing, Patrice? - I'm working with torches.

We are so far. - Okay, Bernard.

Put the warmers ready. All right, Nabil?

Driving with the warmers.

Roshan, it is to do there.

The warmers are put down.

What are you now to figure?

You are right on the doorstep. Always the same with you.

Calm down. I'm still looking for a place.

Can not you see that you have in the way.

Get out.

Come on.

It's not what it seems. She is nervous of me.

Things usually do what they seem. That's my motto.

What you just heard?

"You see that you have in the way. Get out.

With those stupid e-cigarette you. Domme photographer, think for a moment. "

They do not all said.

I paraphrased her.

I said it intuitively, as it came to mind.

But it came down to. - Approximately, yes.

Good. I take this. You take the rest.

Bernard, you can put the shells cool.

What happens now? Frankie?

What is this?

That is by the band. - No, that's because the band.

Gonna go back to the meter, Patrice. - No. You stay here, Patrice.

We need someone for everything ...

I'll go, Josiane.

Plugs are blown. - Thank you, Nabil.

We must find a way to prevent blackouts.

If we turn the hotplates, I'll give you a call to the dance floor.

Super. Puik plan. So we can coordinate together.

That's the idea.

But the other way. I give the call and send them to their tables.

I have a sequence in my show. I'm not just some.

Know that we have a protocol in the kitchen.

We turn no pictures. When it's done, we need it.

And you should know, with your limited brain ... the entertainment is like science.

So you think entertainment is a science? It's hot air.

You sound like an astrophysicist.

You do not save lives of people to dance.

I can not just break a set.

What can care your set.

If we turn the hotplates, you play a ballad and send them to their table.

That is not possible.

What did everyone do? - James?

Etienne. - And?

There's a woman for you. - It can also still on.

Prefer not to call me Etienne in public. It's James.

Hello Miss. - Hey.

Are you DJ Fab? - More or less.

I'm his mother. - Crazy. What can I do for you?

My son has given you my list of songs?

Not yet, but we have everything under control.

I forgot Patachou.

Patachou? - Ja.

Let's see here.

Léo Ferré I know.

That's for later, when the atmosphere is inside.

Start with Jean Sablon and Felix Mayol.

You know Felix Mayol anyway? - Him just say no.

But we have an archive of pre-war songs.

Let's find that song and play.

That's why I brought a tape for you.

Do you have auto-reverse? we reverse the car with us? - Yes.

Obviously. - I count on you.

Thank you very much, DJ Fab. - James ...

Punk is not dead.

That's for cocktails. Above.

Go once to the side.

Not bad.

Samy was, huh? Samy? - Yes?

Go fetch some whistling. - Whistles?

What the hell.

The guy is totally disturbed.

What is he doing? - Does it after a bird?

What are you doing? - I'll get the whistle.

Are you coming?

What cop me now with Patrice? You enjoy your freedom, huh?

Are you having fun? - Yes thank you.

Would you punish me sometimes?

Very nice.

No, no one in the garden. There there is an old crone.

That's my mother.

On the side, Mama. - Yes, on the side, Mama.

Here we go again.

Yes. Bravo, very nice.

Super. That is...

No, I'd rather not.

I'm his mother. - Very well.

You're his mother, I'm the photographer.

You get all photos, big and small. Maybe even as fridge magnets.

I asked friendly.

Give it to me. - No do not do that.

He smells like cotton candy. - Stop.

Previously the staff at the guests ate. That was good use.

I can not stand that people with their cell phones.

I fancy they do not bother to work?

What were you doing before you came to France? Did you work?

Yes, I'm a musician. In an orchestra in Sri Lanka.

With all dishwashers. In an orchestra.

But to me it does not matter ...

What is this? - Your meal.

Where is Adele? - No idea.

Do not eat. She starts to get on my nerves.

I really hate people who take pictures with their mobile phones.

You know, Bastien? - That's a lot of people.

I do not care. I do not care.

Did you know that the French Academy wants to abolish the circumflex?

I wish all Jérômes much strength. -Sure.

There is a screw loose with him.

Have you eaten? -Yes.

This is the voice mail from: Nicole.

Yes, Nicole. According to me you have not receive my previous posts.

There was apparently a problem.

Oh yes, why not take on?

According to me you can see my number and not take on.

I would almost my number blocking, if I knew how.

I need you speak. Yes, Roshan?

I just wanted to say ... I know that ... -Say it though, because I ...


It is not until tomorrow. What do you want? -I am moving Tuesday.

May I borrow the truck? -The truck? Yes, though.

Your message could not be included. Message is deleted.

Was there anything? -You are still young.

How old are you? 40? 45? -Yeah, right. Say it now but.

May I Tuesday for my move? -Tuesday? Of course.

For my move. -Yes, I'm through.

Dont like it once. Well done.

You know the best. It is black on white. We eat the same as the guests.

But you have not finished elementary school.

Enough. Come, Adèle.

They eat the same as the guests. This is stated in their contract.

I thought they ...-No. And is not that on his neck.

It is enough like that. Adèle?

All right.

And think of the drinks.

19:00 hours I repeat once more: this is a 17th century castle.

So the electricity is limited.

They knew then still no light bridges and sound systems.

So we use not all power at the same time. We exchange.

We coordinate, we consult, we share. So not all short-circuit.

And I would like it if we avoid tensions.

Stay calm.

As I always say, you guys are behavior and courtesy us shield.

There are 200 guests, who judge us.

This important customer trust us are complete wedding.

We will deliver.

I trust that we correct this evening a beautiful evening.


Go ahead, Henri. -No, no ...

This is the right time.

I listen, Henri.

Say what you want to say.

Good question. Even more?

We need these costumes really up to? -We want to know.

Especially the wigs are ridiculous.

They are unhygienic. -They itch really huge.

We can not all evening wear.

That was clear: at the livery has a wig, at least until the dessert.

You get a bonus of 47 euro.

It's not about that bonus, they just stink.

It is difficult in these ridiculous clothes.

They are very hot, we sweat as otters.

Exactly my point. -The last time was bad enough.

I put a wig on for 47 euro.

How can I articulate it so that it is completely clear for you?

If you don't want to wear costume: no problem.


You go to the dressing room, grabs your stuff and disappears.

For the rest: reception of the guests about five minutes. Wig on the head.

Moving forward with the goat.

Ah, Henri. That wig is great.

It was quite a good idea. - See?

All of them.

To refill. - Yes, of course.

I shake the cards and keep them in a range.

What's your name, young man? - Benjamin.

Take just one card. - No me.

Let him something about my guests?


I hope you have smashed a lot.

I need you for something. - Oh yeah.

I will take care of it. - Love.

Was that good? - Perfect.

But I still have no excuse. - It'll come.

Just ask how it is with the foie gras.

Guy, you've got nothing better to do than the buffet leegschransen?

I've barely touched. - Go to work.

I can never do a photo shoot.

And so you eat all the snacks but? - Just one.

Act now and get to work.

And pull a jacket, something tone perch.

The foie gras is not fried. - I told you nothing.

He is half done. - I asked nothing.

Unbelievable. Zeal ...

You just asked me. - Of course. What is the foie gras prepared?

Smoked chicken. - delicious. Come with.

Keep my tray, I think I should go to the kitchen.

Oh, excuse me.

An appetizer? - Love.

Choosing tricky, huh? What is that little red?

Take your time, I'll be back.

Pierre. Helena.

You can probably explain this. - An accident.

I bump into him and is his phone.

Just ask the guy. Say it.

I'm going to see what they are doing. I'll be right back.

What am I going to say to the customer? Have you thought about that?

Ask him about the magnets. We need to buy really for ten hours.

Guy, we've known each other a long time, huh?

We are friends. - Of course.

Remember what you said? "You're the only one who hires me?"

Do you remember? - Yes.

See it for you. 'The only.'

I can see it.

Herpak yourself. Be polite, explain things.

And take pictures, that's your job.

Let me hear nothing more from you. Please. I beg you.

No problem.

And pull the jacket off yet again.

It was your idea. - I know. I was wrong.

I had something else in mind. - Good, because he's quite ...

I see. Is he your student? Give back.

No, it tells me nothing.

Yes, surely. I've singlet. I will soon turn.

Do you have anything of Gaston Ouvrard?

Yes, which is fantastic. I turn him after Patachou.

Come here. - I'm coming.

I forgot something important. The thank you's.

I'm listening. - Beautiful.

For the main course you take on my character and the word says:

"I want to thank someone whose contribution was crucial.

Someone had not been possible without whom this evening. " Do you understand?

Improvise, but not too much.

Soft light, beautiful music, the guests on the dance floor.

And then the napkins appear.

I'm kidding.

Again? Are you listening? You say, "This is all thanks to Pierre."

"Thanks to Pierre." Fine.

Who is Pierre? - That's me.

There he is.

Have Le Chapeau de Zozo? - No, I do not have that.

I am a friend of Pierre.

Do you greet each other? Then we can start.

One two Three. Just perfect. Thank you.

I know what you're gonna say.

You have no idea.

Let me explain. She is a former colleague, a history teacher.

What is your definition of work?

I walked her bump when I was working the tables.

A shock went through me. I began to shake.

Aside: Did you see her white dress?

If I hear such talk, and I like you really like ...

I wonder why I work so stupid idiot for me.

You can not say. - Excuse me?

'Stupid idiot' is redundant. A pleonasm.

It's like: 'We start at the beginning. "

Is that right?

Then we start at the beginning. You have two options:

Whether you're pulling your right to livery, with wig and all, and go to work ... if you pull your crazy pajamas back on and go the news look in your little house.

Hey, that's a pleonasm. 'Little house.'

Two options. Say it.

Where could I choose from? - I looked for you everywhere.

What is it? - Issues.

What kind? - Great.

Max, I weighed the pros and cons. I'm leaving.

Perfect. That way.

Can you play? Not?

It's a disaster, Max. I know me no more advice.

Look at Titi. So I've never seen him.

Titi, how do you feel exactly? - As if I have a stone in my stomach.

Do you think you will sound like? Musically.

If I lie, I'm fine. But when I get up that stone is there again.

He can not play lying.

No doubt anyone who has eaten lamb is floored.

The food for the staff was excellent. No doubt.

I have a background singer and bassist, who is vegetarian.

I can not only occur with the bass. - They should only miming.

21:18 pm Research indicates that the refrigerator was turned off.

The meat is spoiled. - Damn, man.

We hang out.

The plug has probably removed deliberately.

An electric shaver in it.

I do not want to be premature, but it looks like sabotage.

They are floored by the lamb. - The meat is indeed not good.

We need to pay attention.

This has most of food poisoning.

What do we eat it, Max?

There you are.

Is everything all right? - Could not be better.

Then the guests at the table. - Super.

There we go.

We give them pastries. All defrost. Big guns.

We give them pastries and meanwhile think of something.

Quickly, the patties. - Get them forth. The rest can go.

Thank you, Antoine, but I do help me out.

That's how it is. Bye, Antoine.

Hubert Royal Parc help us out of this fix.

Awesome. I drive there. Adele, you got a minute.

Roshan, kom mee.

This I have not seen in 20 years. - I have often heard about it.

I do not get it. Why?

Anchovy-sausages. An old tactic.

When a disaster in the kitchen, it is heavy on the stomach.

The salty anchovy makes thirsty.

They drink mineral water and their stomach blows.

Yeah, and so?

They have two hours no longer hungry and so win time.

I'll explain it yet again.

Put salt on.

Here we go. Think of the service, do your best.

And remember: one patty, one glass of mineral water.

The next party. Think of the presentation.

No one may see through anything. Let the bridegroom to give his speech.

I have 30 to 45 minutes. - You can count on me.

Adele, you take the lead. Let the sausages.

Put extra salt, but no interruptions. we set our clocks right? - Nerd.

Why now do this every time? - Because you just spouting nonsense.

It's a good idea. - Stop.

It's time for a truce. Enough.

Give each other a hand.

Yes certainly. You give each other by hand.

I wait. I have not got all night. fucking give each other a hand. Forward.

That you believe it.

Come on. - This is good enough.

Come back. - No.

Come back later they see us.

Give each other such thing. What is it called? A hug.

Yes, we are a team, James. Come on, Adele.

If so. That's better. Fine.

This I believe already something more.

That's better. Now you really are a team.

That's much better. I feel respect.

You now really show a lot of respect for each other.

It's fine this way.

Are you back so far? Adele?

Enough. Someone?

The patties, you have an emergency.

Let's bury the hatchet. I was wrong.

If you need me ... I know you're not driving anymore.

That's very kind, but not necessary. And you're already half in bed. I'll be fine.

Is he upset?

Roshan? Can you drive? - No.

Have you reconciled? - Yes thank you.

You are wrong. I was not in bed. This is an intermediate pants.

What are you doing? - Nothing.

Is everything alright? - Know your Roshan?

Julien, my brother. He works with me.

You really save me from the emergency, Hubert. - You'd have done the same.

I have prepared everything I had, and some pastries.

The latter is not required.

Do not worry. Everything is in the refrigerator.

Get what we put aside Siva. This way.

It's really a mess tonight.

I always have an excuse.

Such excuse I could never imagine.

Your language sounds very musical.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention?

I wish a very special someone calling me.

An exceptional person, and unique.

A generous person and very pleasant.

Without him we would not be here tonight.

He has prepared this magnificent evening minutely.

Friendly, attentive and discreet. Allow all up.

Give him a thunderous applause Pierre.

yet Hold on.

Come on, Pierrot. - Hold on now.

Come on stage, we are waiting. Encourage him briefly.

I will do, I will not? just try not to get out.

What a jerk, man.

Patty? - No not now.

Otherwise the napkins, though.

Come on, Pierre.

We have a full program.

He does it. Give him a round of applause. Pierrot.

Come on stage.

Once more a big applause for Pierrot.

I do not want you ever call me Pierrot.

Very kind. Thank you.

Thank you. This I did not expect. Sit down.

I'm not a great speaker, but I would like to address a few words to you.

Pierre has always liked talking. Even as a boy.

Héléna and I have agreed that I would speak on behalf of both of us.

Is not that right, honey? I love you.

So it's up to me ...

I do not remember who said it, but I heard you wanted to stop.

That I consider it. - For real?

Not me. Retired: I'm getting depressed just thinking about it.

Will you miss it? - I do not think so.

If I can take a couple of guys ...

Yes, maybe. But tonight I'm crazy about them.

There was a revolt because they did not want a costume.

A lot of fuss over a wig.

The customer wanted everyone was dressed as a lackey, so I get it.

Everybody? - Yes.

Come with me.

Grab one.

For me all the staff dressed.

But all the guests.

Mazel Tov.

All go to Kevin for his bar mitzvah.

What a sight, eh?

Apache rabbi is perfect.

I'll see you post, Siva. And then I give him or to Roshan, right?

He is very friendly, a former teacher.

He can help you with your post, but the poor man is depressed. you say something bad about me? - I said you're a good teacher.

That's good to hear.

Hence the pajama pants? - He calls it an intermediate pants.

That was about me. I do not speak Tamil, but I heard 'pajamas.

If I forgot someone ... know that there is no hierarchy or rank.

Tonight I'm somewhat overwhelmed by emotions.

And who knows me well, knows that I love hard feelings under control.

I would have liked to say, and why not, I love you.

Anyway, I appreciate you all equally.

What an evening, friends.

Have you heard anything from your sister? Did not she ...

Has she said anything?

About what?

I left her, but she does not call back. Not for her.

Make use of this break, to get a little breath ...

Look around, meet new people.

Why do you say that?

I do not know.

I do not understand why you are together.

I do not know what you cling to.

We are together, we are a couple. I'll hold onto.

Oh yeah. You are a couple.

That's very strong. These are arguments that I can not compete.

I'll tell you something. - Do not.

Your marriage has expired.

You bored rot.

Your relationship is a bit ... sad. I can not find the right word.

I know what you want to say, Julien. You know me.

Death, that word I was looking for. - Watch the road.

I was looking for. Your relationship is dead.

Here I really clever on. Nice to talk to you here.

You're welcome. It does me good. - As it goes to. you do it well, Roshan? - Yes.

That hat looks good on you. - Stetson.

I also want to thank everyone who has come from far away.

Uit Compiegne, Marton, Fontainebleau ...

Porchefontaine, Bois Lieu, Goualières, my cousin in Buc ...

And those who could not come ...

They cram them in. I get even more.

What are you doing here alone? I was looking for you.

I could not hear him. he began in what year?

I see the kids just grow. - He is terrible.

I got a text message that they are coming. - Yes, me too.

Let's do it like this.

I let them dance. And your sign I make them sit down.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the food is ready." It'll be fine.

Do not bother. - It's no trouble.

If we are late and you're halfway through your set, make it calm down.

We do adapt, just as it does not come.

You decide. You have priority.

I know how it works in the kitchen. So give it to.

That's really not necessary. It is thoughtful.

I want to be attentive.

No, you first. - No, you first.

No, you. - You.

The I do not give shit.

May I quote Racine?

"Burrus knew it was not true.

Sagacious virtue came to him very useful. "

There is always a moment when I'm bored me terribly. That's now.

Then I have something that always works.

Do not you know what it is? - No.

Ask anyway.

What is it? - You want to know everything, huh?

I look at a woman and ask questions about her myself.

Is she ... Is she married?

Is she happy?

She wants me to her foothold? Things you do not know.

There is a way. - What?

You can find someone who is registered.

Who is married, who is single. - What do you know now?

Very much. There is an app that links dating sites to geolocation.

You know what geolocation? - Yes.

But tell only once. What is an app?

An application. - Right, yes.

With GPS you know in real time whether a woman is interested and if she is nearby.

In this room, for example.

How do you know she's here? - That's geolocation.

Really exists? - Of course.

The app calculates your distance.

If you like their profile, you can send her a heart.

And then you can chat, things do go.

To do things? I want that. Do you hear me? I want that.

Why did I not app? - Give your phone once.

Beware, this is the newest iPhone. - Not really.

Send him some hearts.

You must first create a profile. - That will come later. First the hearts.

I'm going to just change clothes. - Good plan.

And? - Everything under control.

Good news, bad news. - The sausages were a success.

The groom she mellow rumored.

Max, it is however small portions. - then halve them.

Or in threes. Extra sauce and vegetables. What should we do? Exactly.

And the bad news? - An old man is stitched into a patty.

Death. He's in the freezer.

That face ... - Stop it, Adele. No kidding now.

Josiane and Patrice mercy on him.

Again the face, but I mean it. - I pulled a face.

I talk to here with the groom.

I would like to conclude this speech ...

In the words of Pierre Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais ... in 1775, or thereabouts ... these lines wrote in The Barber of Seville:

"I hasten to laugh sorry to cry all fear for it."

So, friends, let go the party.

Thank you.

That was beautiful. - Yes?

Thanks, but no pies anymore. - They're on the house.

What remains now the main course? - It is now really.

We did not want to interrupt your strong speech.

Was not it too long? - No, it flew by.

What did you like best?

That's hard to say, but the end ...

Beaumarchais? - Very good.

"I almost do not cry for me ..."

There is Corinne. - I sell him a blow.

I forgot to say. That guy came within half an hour ago.

He just observing, taking photos and asked for you.

How often do you have me fooled?

I mean, it's no joke. It's him.

Who is that? - No idea, but it's weird.

Why the attache case?

Shit. - Wat?

A match. She just responded. 30 meters away.

How does she look like? Do you have a photo? - The profile is hidden.

Send a heart.

A hidden section is not usually a good sign.

Do it anyway.

Henri, Max tell what you just told me.

Nor is it again so ... - Come on.

For the thread with it.

Sabbatini, the Italian caterer. A friend works for him.

He suddenly had the health inspection visit.

He was fined, I believe something of 40,000 euros.

He paid a lot of people in the black.

Rumor has it that they invade currently unannounced.

They often look.

Water. - Space.

Put him in the reanimeerpositie.

Give him sugar. - You should not have brought it up.

Is everything alright? Is that better?

Do it now with me on.

You're on an empty stomach entered the evening.

And the stress can be fatal. - Especially at your age.

You were just as unwell. We should not exaggerate.

Another one? - No, those things are salty, say.

Why all the stress? Maybe it's just a late guest.

A guest? At a wedding with a briefcase?

The briefcase can be seen as a proof ...

Yes, exactly. Josiane?

Who will be kept off the books?

We, our story is not in the books. - Shut your mouth, man.

Three or four, maximum.

Who is not on the payroll tonight?

Stick your hand not so high. Up here is enough.

Yet so much? Draw a jacket and mingle with the guests.

But discreet.

Go, ahead.

Will I then just change?

I think you did not feel well.

That could well be.

Day, children. - Hey.

Patty? - No thanks.

They are also very salty. - I know.

I was looking for you. I would like a picture of each table with me there.

Obviously, we will be able to do it here.

Rather now, if you do not mind. - A little bit.

Anyway, let's do it.

Let's start here. Come with me.

All together. How are you?

With or without glasses? - Does not matter.

Cheese. - Here we go.

Very nice. Oh, my God. He trembles. I hearts.


Excuse me. Can we get some wine?

Certainly. Also coffee and the bill? - No, thank you, young man.

This is Julien, a former colleague and friend ... that is also of Pierre family. - From far away, though.

Now everyone is all family. - You can not say that ...


Cheers, everyone.

What you cop to me. You work in white and is here to sip champagne.

Everyone drinks. Can I do something that I work in white.

Back to back. And fast.

It's a balmy evening. come all on the dance floor.

I want one more look at the table.

Get up, or I ask Pierre to another speech.

Peter Helena. Helena Stone.

For better or for worse. For us here tonight.

All together. For love and music.

Let's dance for them.

Hands in the air.


Everything good?

It is a wonderful evening with James Live Band.

Do you happen to me ...

My bad, good night.

Skin to skin.

And now let the napkins but fluttering.

The wings of love.

Enough now, you're looking for me. But let me do what I say.

We are a small company, which always needs staff.

I want to take everyone in the service, but it is complicated.

If I pay someone $ 100, cost me 200 euros.

I sense that they pay black.

If no one helps the little boss, people will cheat.

In addition, they put us constantly breathing down the neck.

We have already lost the tax when you hire new people.

And complaining about youth employment and internships.

But no one does anything.

Inspect, check, go ahead.

Remove the empty tent, I'm okay. Do you want my shirt and jacket?

Wait a second. Keep it on your clothes.

I Valéry Laprade. We texted.

I'm here for the possible acquisition.

Laprade? Valery ... Bent u Laprade?

I understood it all out.

About those costs, youth ...

I was scared to death.

I just did not understand well.

I had you, say. - You had me for sure.

What do you do with a briefcase, Valéry?

I work for the Social Security.

Of course not. - Now you have to stop ... False alarm.

Excuse me. But I expected a Valerie.

Your first name is very original.

It happens to you probably not for the first time.

It does not matter. - Can you still keep silent?

Nobody knows of the acquisition plans.

Obviously. You do have a great appeal.

It is magic, all that happiness around you.

Yes, truly magical.

Can I speak to you from the heart? - Yes of course.

Much of the revenue is fixed cash.


Are you really Laprade? I do not tell anyone of the Security Office.

Surely I as an inspector? - No no. You look very ...

Yes? - Good looking.

You look fine.

You do yourself no wrong.

Thank you, Valéry.

You still get my text? - Yes, and I answered.

You wrote:

"When you're there, ask me, I'll lick you right away."

You are kidding me. What a disaster that is the auto correction.

I do not check it. I should do it.

Thought so, because we have not met properly.

No, it is.

Here's my offer. - Thank you.

Let's discuss the details shortly. We'll keep in touch.

We can send text messages. With or without auto-correction.

Very well. - See you soon.

I hope so. Bye.

Valéry? Valery due.

23:54 pm We go for a nice finale.

Really succeed with the fireworks, Samy?

I've spent years July 14 when I worked at City Hall.

Everything is ready. I hardly have to do anything.

Seb, stay with him. We coordinate things.

If the surprise of the groom is over, the music stops.

And we stabbing it off only on my sign.

So keep your phone in mind. I'll call you and say: Go.

Is that clear? - Or a text message.

Too risky. - Yes Yes. Of course. Well done.

So I call and say, Go.

Is it better to that girl helium show?

Something. She needs some help to hold the ropes.

Adele and Julien, you help her.

I see how it is with the dessert. - I'll go.

No. You stand at the entrance of the castle ... and you see if the fence is sturdy enough. If it does not move.

I must guard the gate? - Yes.

You should discuss endlessly about everywhere?

To work.

Then I'll go. - Yes.

It is a kind of air show, so draw a parrot costume with orange feathers.

What? That still beats no sense at all.

That face of yours. You see, I can too.

Should I dress again? - Of course not.

We serve coffee and then we can go to bed.

Are you ready? Time is running out. - No, my mother is lost.

I can not start without her.

I want to find her, but then they see me.

I get it, but we can go from the town until half past twelve.

Not now.

I can not act without her.

We're going to look for mother. Leave it to us.

Yes, Roshan? - It is a pity.

I had found an excuse.

Very well, hold on. You never know with him.


What are you doing here? - I have Guy guarding the gate.

Apparently part of my internship.

Mom? Where were you?

I had to get some air.

We've been looking everywhere. - Oh yeah?

What I smell now? A weird smell. - Pierre.

Smell that? That smell fair?

You smell of churros.

We should really begin. - Sit down, Mom.

He has a sensitive nose. He had as a boy.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention?

Yes, it's me again. Will you stand ...

Where were you, Genevieve? - I just made a detour.

Are you coming? It is a surprise.

I knew nothing about. - It is therefore a surprise.

Of course you did not know. - What have you cooked up?

It is poetry, beauty and love tonight Héléna and Pierre.

Dat is love apple.

Say you have not done.

They also are looking for via GPS. That is revolutionary. Geolocation.

This is an app. I lay still out. - You are sick.

What is happening? This was not the intention.


What are you doing now?

Pull not, idiot. Julien.

You are ruining my show.


Oh no. You can not be serious.

They can use some of that French. You have to give them credit.

They are very inventive and know how to build a party.

Clover Lord? - No.

Shovels? - No.

Hartenvrouw? - No, you will not know.

She let go of the balloons.

Do I have anything stand out? - He'd call. Did he call?

Insert only a few off.

Where's my son? - I think that he...

The fresh air will do him good.

That is a problem.

What is he doing? I do not 'go' said.

Good gracious.

Did you not 'go' say? - No.

What did I say? Unbelievable.

We coordinate it, I said. Did I say that right?

But no one is listening for each other.

I can always make up for your mistakes. Driving mileage to save the evening.

We do everything, but we make it.

And then you mess it up in one minute.

Shall I tell you something? I have for months, for years had with you.

You, with your shit all the time.

I asked you a hundred times to set a good example.

And you're talking about respect and decency. Where is your respect for me, Adele?

Where is your respect?

But knocking the truck, a day off, money ... a job for a nephew. Those good old Max adjusts it for us.

But what you do for me?

Where I earned you my whole life?

For you it is a summer camp here.

You there. You a little volvreten at the buffet. offend customers.

Is that the way you show your gratitude?

I'll tell you what, Guy?

There's no one with such a freak if you want to work.

And then that other moron. Running to decorate the bride.

Are you crazy?

You're a bunch of deadbeats and losers.

But no one has me risking my ass. Every night.

It cares nothing you. Nobody cares about me.

Let the boss figuring it.

Are you tired of my head? I have very good news.

It's over. You will not see me again.

It is over.

It is 500 meters landed in a field.

Good news: he is unharmed. I'm sorry that it happened.

But we're still at least an hour in the dark.

Max? What must we do? - That's not my problem anymore.

Find out for yourself.

I think Max angry.

Is not it? - Yes.

Ah, Nicole. No, you bother at all. I enjoyed a quiet moment.

I gotta talk to you, as I said.

How do I say this? No, go ahead. You called me.

You wanted some distance. As I understand it.

O, that kind of distance.

For how long?

So long?

Yes of course.

Who is it? Do I know him?


Good. I'd better go back again.

Everything is going very well. See you.

But of course.



I have a theory, Max.

If everything seems to sit, remember that you can look differently at it.

Perhaps it is super fine.

Good theory. - Absolutely.

And do you know why? Because he is positive.

I know you're angry, but everyone makes mistakes.

Even I make mistakes sometimes. It is true.

My entire career has been based on it.

I'd be a reporter. - I did not know that.

I'll tell you? - No do not bother.

You know, Guy ...

We are so close together that I have to tell the truth.

I wanted to tell you earlier, but when I was ...

When it was not good. But...

It is increasingly difficult to hire you.

Customers will no longer photographer. Their nephew can too.

They do not want a photographer anymore.

But I do my best for you.

I know that.

They need you. - No, I'm going home. I'm exhausted.

What is this?

5:18 pm

You know what I did there? - I have a suspicion.

"I kill him, that jerk." - Something I thought so, yes.

They only had to hold two ropes. Even that did not work.

Where did you find them? That must have been really very difficult.

It's really beautiful. A great moment.

So graceful, so harmonious.

What did your team is just really extraordinary.

No, we are really enchanted.

That's exactly what Pierre said, in his words then. More or less.

And have you seen your mother? She is another woman. She exudes.

Yes, she looks pleased. Fortunately even.

Thank you.

I really mean that. - That is very nice.

We have to say goodbye to the Lemants. - I'm coming.

Thanks then.

I had Nicole on the line. It is pronounced.

So no mystery hassle? - No.

Do you then kiss with Patrice?

Yes, I love you on.

And? How did she?

Nicole knows how to take the proper distance.

Friends. Do you have a minute?


Rest assured, I will not hold more long sermon.

I just wanted to thank you for tonight.

... I was really touched.

Yes, deeply.

If you now sit with something ...

A problem or question, pointing you to Adele.

They will inform you now.

Go ahead.

Tuesday I'll see you at two o'clock in the Salon de la Reine in Boulogne.

Half to two department heads. As usual.

There. Until Tuesday then.

Thank you.

Day, sweetie.

Till Tuesday.


I will bring you home. If you're good, you get a jacket.

I stop weddings, Max.

For real?

I want to be a reporter again, smelling the danger.

There is no buffet, huh. - I want to return to the real thing.

If you want to make is that good.

Just kidding, I'll see you Tuesday. - Guy, anyway.

Till Tuesday.

The age difference is too great.

And she's an independent woman. For her a uniform.

Max and his Josiane together?

Yes, but does anyone if they do not know.

Why do you think?

That's France. You need to get some integrate you.

I'll back off on the corner? Otherwise they see me with you, a cop.

Yes, on the corner.

Is there no one who will take me home?

Yes. I, if you want.

That would be very nice.

Where do you park? - I'm walking.

So you bring me to walk home? - Yes.

I do not walk very self.

That sentence is syntactically incorrect.