Cruise (2018) Script

ANNOUNCER (OVER RADIO): New York's hottest summer ever!

No sweat! Hot 1-0-3... the all-new Hot 103, Broadway Bill Lee... professional practitioner of pronunciation.


What time you thinkin'?

GIO: 8:00, 8:30.

8:00, 8:30!

ANNOUNCER (OVER RADIO): Get out of the yard... and out to the boulevard to cruise.


♪ Jumping music slick deejays fog machines and laser rays ♪

♪ Lookout weekend 'cause here I come ♪

♪ Because weekends were made for fun ♪

♪ Jumping music slick deejays fog machines and laser rays ♪

♪ Lookout weekend 'cause here I come ♪

♪ Because weekends were made for fun ♪

♪ I work hard everyday it's all work and no play ♪

♪ With the boss on my back he don't give me any slack ♪

Yo. Yo.

Come on, let's do this!

♪ Lookout weekend 'cause here I come ♪

♪ Because weekends were made for fun ♪

They're scopin'.

She's goin' for the Pizzarama loop-around.

GIO: Let's get it!

I got driver. I call passenger.

Fuck that. Gio takes driver, I take passenger.

How come I always get the loser in the back?

'Cause you're the loser in the back.


♪ Look out weekend 'cause here I come ♪ ANNOUNCER (OVER RADIO): Hot 103, who's ready to party with me... on the other end of the line here?

NANCY (OVER RADIO): Nancy Gonzalez.

ANNOUNCER (OVER RADIO): Nancy, where you calling from?

NANCY (OVER RADIO): Jersey City.

ANNOUNCER (OVER RADIO): Are you ready to see Lisa Lisa at Palladium?

NANCY (OVER RADIO): Yeah! I'm working right now.

I just won some tickets to Palladium.

ANNOUNCER (OVER RADIO): Where do you work?

NANCY (OVER RADIO): I work in an Exxon station.


ANNOUNCER (OVER RADIO): Now we're pumpin' up the volume, pump!

Headin' up!

Kick some ass!

NANCY (OVER RADIO): Hot 103! Thank you!

Go, Gio! Whoo!

♪ From you whenever you're around ♪

♪ Sweet dreams could not be better ♪ Yo! Gio! You gonna smoke 'em tonight or what?

Che cazzo! Every night, man.

How you guys doin'? Wanna see my boy, T?

Yeah, where's he at? Come on, he's over here.

All right. Yo, T!

GIRL: Thank you.

Hey. Hey, hey, ladies, how you doin'?

What's up, bro? What do you got tonight?

Kid from Brooklyn, Z-28 with a 350...

4.10 Gears. Nothin' you can't handle.

You got it.

All right, bro. Good?

Good luck. Got it.

Fuckin' smoke 'em tonight, okay?

Fuckin' smoke 'em.




Yeah, man!

You're the fucking man, Gio!


Thanks, Ange.


Are you okay?

Uh, yeah, why?

It's been like... 15 minutes.

Do you want me to keep going?

Uh, sure.


So, uh, what are you doin' now?

Probably grab some food.

North Shore?

Sorry... full booth tonight.

Yeah, bullshit it's full!

No, I'm not seeing Robocop.

I know, I hate cops and I hate robots.

Guys, I know I sound like a broken record, but...

The Princess Bride is like the best thing...

I've seen in like five years.

You don't wanna tell people that.

I saw it with my father last weekend.

That makes it... Now I'm thinking about it... nonstop, it was so good. That makes it even worst.

Saw it last week with my father? They're not fuckin' into it.

Hey, Didi. Didi!

The usual. The same.

I'll have the same.

What was that?

What? The menu?

I was just... wondering what else they have.

After three years of coming here?

Yeah, maybe there's something else.

Better than a double cheeseburger deluxe... side of disco fries and a Coke?

Not... better just... different.

Cubbies comin' to town this week.

GIO: Yeah? ANT: Mm-hm.

Gonna be a lot of nice cars, Benzis, Beemers.

We should do a run. Definitely.

Let me come.

Again, Ant?

Why not?

You know why, you'd fuck it up.

You don't know that.

What we do, you gotta be cool under pressure.

It takes a certain amount of cool. And you...

You ain't exactly Steve McQueen.

No, yeah, you're not Bullitt.

Okay I have other skills though... I've, I've...

Like what?

I can fit through windows better than you guys can... fuckin', beefy gorilla-type.

Ladies like it.

Ladies like it, a certain kind of lady, not a very smart lady.

Are you sayin' we don't get smart chicks?

I'm saying there's a correlation... between the kind of hot girls you get... and the kind, dumb girls you get.

Wow! Correlation, that's a big word!

Thank you. I've been studying, my brother's got a Thesaurus.


He does.

ANNOUNCER (OVER RADIO): El Sid, turning up the heat, he has now struck out six... in four and two thirds innings and the first two hits...




What's up, Vic?

Lenny, watch the counter.

Let's see what you got.

Not bad. Not bad.

Where you go?



I'm gonna get a slice with the boys.

No, you eat with the famiglia.


All you do is go out... (SPEAKING ITALIAN)

It's Friday night, of course I'm gonna go out.

Ogni sera, Friday night, every night, every night...

Friday night, you go out every night!

You gotta think of the future, Gio, il futuro!

Come on, Pa, the future speech again?


Look-a you brotha. He go to da college, he go to da school.

He use-a the brain. Come on!

Gio, your brotha, he studied the business, right?

He got a nice girl.

I got a girl, I got lots of girls.

Gio, a nice girl.

Some of 'em are real nice.

What kinda girl you think you gonna find... on the street, on the boulevard?

Una puttana!

Huh? You think I meet-ah you mother on the street?

Come on! I'll see you guys later.


Where you go? Out!

Finish your meal! I will get a slice!




They're scopin'.

She's goin' for Pizzarama!

No U-ey?

Cupcake's playin' hard to get.

♪ And what I witnessed from your heart ♪

♪ 'Cause I knew baby girl it was ready to start ♪

♪ A fantasy that was all so true ♪

♪ The way I felt girl I knew ♪ Fuck!

That's a nice piece of braciole.

♪ You were made for me ♪

♪ Oh fantasy girl ♪

♪ You're my fantasy girl ♪

♪ I need you tonight ♪ Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

♪ Oh fantasy girl ♪


Oh, shit!

♪ The way you look the way you smile ♪


Aw, fuck!


Good evening, Officer Brant.

What did we talk about the other night, Gio?

The catalytic converter.

Oh, uh... it's attached.

I can hear your exhaust from Flushing.

You think I cut off my converter?

Oh, come on!

Attach it.

Seventy fuckin' five?

Jesus! What? What, dollars?

Yeah, I...

No, drachmas, you fuckin' goon, what is wrong with you?

Dude, what the fuck, you don't have to yell.

I'm gettin' a cone.

ANNOUNCER (OVER RADIO): The same, old music...

Look, I don't care what you say, Cookie Puss is not a cat.

Dude, why would they call him "Puss" if he wasn't a cat?

He's a space alien, do you not see the commercial?

He's a space alien... he's a cat from outer space!

Yeah... what, what are you doing?

Oof... that is a one, lucky cone.

What's your name? Francesca.

Francesca what?


Francesca Russo.

All right, just to give you a heads up... in about a year, it's gonna be Francesca Fortunato.

Is that so? Just thought you should know... in case you, you know, order new checks and whatnot.

That's very considerate of you. I'm a very considerate guy.

Where you from, Francesca?

Brooklyn. Brooklyn, nice.

Where exact?

Bay Ridge. Bay Ridge.

You got the Verrazano, we got the Whitestone, mini version.

Do you come here often?

Ah, y'know...

How's it I never seen you?

Lotta people...

I'da noticed you.


Fortunato. Hm, smart girl.

So, when's the wedding? You and me?

As soon as possible.

Where are you going? Dress shopping.

Can I get your number?


Well, how about I give you my beeper?

No, I'm good... I'll...


I'll see you at the chapel.

You seriously don't want my beeper?

Are you fuckin' kidding me?

Go get her, Romeo!


What do you want?

What do you think he wants? He wants to... fuck you!

Is she right?

You want to fuck me?

I mean... yeah.

Wait. You're not actually...



Okay, let's fuck.


GIO: Aw, fuck!

Do I get your number now?

That's my beeper.

Are you hungry?

Me and my boys are gonna hit the diner.

You're welcome to come.

ANT: She said no?

You invited her to the diner and she said no.

Maybe she's playing hard to get.

Who plays hard to get after you fuck them?

Guys... every guy on Earth.

It makes no sense. She liked me.

Did she come? Of course, she came.

You sure? Yeah, I'm sure.

I don't know, cuz.

Doesn't sound like Cabriolet got properly dicked.

Fuck off!

Get that Carbone bastone, know what I'm saying?


I'm guessing that wasn't...


AUTOMATED VOICE (OVER PHONE): We're sorry, you have reached a number... that has been disconnected or is no longer in service.

If you feel you have reached this recording in error... please check the number and try your call again.

No fucking way!

Yeah, it's impossible.

It's like... like two plus two equals five.

Are you gonna eat your pizza?

CARBONE: Aw, it happens, cuz.

Not to Gio Fortunato.

Maybe she wrote it down wrong. Her own number?

Oh, hell yes!

Porsches are tough.

Not for Chris Carbone.

Remember that 944, at the temple?

Just pull the fuck over!

Fuckin' idiot, hurry up!

Jesus Christ.

You're spotted.

Let's go!



What the fuck you doin'?

God-fucking-damn it.

Fucking idiot.

Fucking asshole! Get in the fuckin' car!

Whoo! Are you fuckin' crazy?

Jesus Christ! I got it, though!

Fuckin' Nakamichi, bro! Oh, shit!

That's what I'm talking about! Yeah!

Fuck, yeah! Whoa, yeah!

Three hundo, easy, cuz.

Video Vic's gonna cream his fuckin' sweatpants.

What the fuck? What are you doing?


Depeche Mode.

When? They just announced. Two at the Garden, one at Nassau.

Francesca... Francesca!


Oh my God, is that... him? Your Italian stallion?


I'm not really Francesca.

My name's Jessica... Jessica Weinberg.

Francesca's my bad-girl alias, yes.

Oh my God!

The fuck was that?


That's Cabriolet?

Fuckin' JAP was playing dress-up.

Thought it'd be fun to play guidette for a night.

Take a little walk on the wild side, cunt!



And... Manny...

Thanks, Mom, it's good.


♪ Hot steamy night alone I wait for you ♪

♪ Cold brittle morning alone and I cry for you ♪




Yeah, I got a call from this number?


GIO (OVER PHONE): And this is...?

Uh... Jessica.


What do you want?

JESSICA (OVER PHONE): I just wanted to call and say "I'm sorry."

I-I didn't think I would ever see you again.

Surprise, surprise.

You must think I'm such an asshole.


JESSICA (OVER PHONE): Jappy, little suburban girl... having her little adventure in Queens.

Well, yeah, pretty much.

I actually had a really good time.

It was the most fun I've had all summer.

It's so boring in Great Neck, you can't imagine.

Why do you live there?

I'm just home for the summer.


I'm in college, I go to Brown.

Oh... Brown... okay... um... where's that at?

Rhode Island...

I should've stayed in Providence this summer.

What the hell was I thinking?

I don't know... maybe you were thinking you'd meet a real, cool guy.

So tell me something, Jessica Weinberg...


GIO (CONT'D): Why are you calling me?

I told you... to apologize.

GIO (OVER PHONE): Nah, that can't be it.

What do you mean?

You want something more.


GIO (OVER PHONE): You wanna see me again.

Oh... do I?

You do... told ya'.

I didn't say anything!

GIO (OVER PHONE): Oh, yes, you did, you said it all.

Oh, my God!

GIO (CONT'D): Look, you're obviously curious about the scene.

The scene?

The scene, the boulevard, Franny Lew.

Why don't you come back...

I'll give you a grand tour, show you the routine.

There's a routine? Of course, there's a routine.

When? Tonight.

You're going tonight?

I go every night.

We can't use my car tonight.

What's up?

It's all booked out.



Are you fucking kidding me, man?

We talked, it's all good. You're joking.

She's cool. She's a fucking bitch!

That kosher pussy's gone to your fuckin' brain!

♪ Hit the beat now ♪

♪ Lost in emotion ♪ First thing you do, take a little lap around the bully.

The bully? The boulevard, Franny Lew.


Do a once-and-back, scope out the scene.

What are we looking for?

Just seein' who's out.

That's the Carvel Crew.

Sergio Tacchini guidos, Bon Jovi chicks.

Who's that?

Roid boys, juiceheads.

Oh, those are the Fry Guys.

Because of, like, McDonald's and...

They're all fried. Bingo.

Those are the Nicks.

Basketball? Greek.

Whitestone Lanes is the Glow-in-the-Dark Girls.

Hot guidettes with the neon.

That'd be your spot.

You think so?

Definitely. I could definitely see you as a Glow-In-The-Dark.


We should probably head up.

Head up where?




They're impressed.

They should be. It's a 3.8-liter sequential fuel injection turbo.

That sounds... fast.

It's the fuckin' Millennium Falcon.

Which would make you Solo.

Look at you with the "Star Wars"!

Why, 'cause I'm a girl? Yeah.

Ouch! Sexist.

So can it make the jump?

The jump? To hyperspace.

Why don't you find out for yourself?



You're in good hands.






You okay?


Fuck, yes.

You hungry?


Thank you.

Hi. Hi.

Be nice or I'll kick your ass.

The usual. Same.

Oh um, I'll have the Mykonos salad with grilled chicken.

Hold the onions, please.

And to drink? Uh, Diet Coke.

How's the French Dip?

Very good.

I'll do that.

And a Sprite.


So, Jessica...

How's your salad?

It's delicious, would you like a bite?

No, thank you.

So I hear you're from Great Neck.

I am. That's cool.

Not really, it's pretty much the opposite.

Oh, shit!

ANT: Oh, shit! GIO: Fuck yeah!


You like baseball? I do.

All right, good girl. Yankees all the way!

What the fuck, Yankees?

Get the fuck outta here! Yankees suck!

Don Mattingly, baby! What a bunch of fuckin' scrubs.

Ooh, Dan Pasqua, Bobby Meacham.

At least they're not a bunch of cokeheads.

Excuse me. What'd you just say?

Gooden, Hernandez, Strawberry... Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Mookie Wilson? You're telling me Mookie does blow?

Mookie's clean, man. Fine, one guy.

Don Mattingly, he fuckin' sucks off donkeys.

I don't think he does.

Now, Gary Carter on the other hand...

Whoa, whoa!

I mean she was hot, but not enough... to get me to sit through fuckin' "Dirty Dancing".

Fuckin' Heather Locklear couldn't get me... to sit through that shit.

I saw it and I actually liked it.

Says the person with the vagina.

What's the damage?

Like nine, ten each.

But you got the French Dip.

All right.

Gold card.

From my dad, he wants me to start building credit.

I got you. You sure?

Absolutely. Thanks.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. You, too.

He's so cute.

Who? Anthony? Yeah.

He gets all ladies. Yeah?

Yeah. I like his car.

He's got it says "Greek God" on the license plate.

Because he's a Greek god.


What's up?


What do you want?


Be right back.


What the fuck?

Check it.

No stealing at the diner, strict rule.

EX-550, on a plate.

I got...

It'll take two seconds.

I don't want her to...

See what you do?


Let's go.

Must be some kind of release.

Dude, hurry the fuck up.

Okay, scoot over, Jesus Christ!

Got it.

Son of a bitch.


Gotcha, bitch.

JESSICA: Gio, I left my lip gloss in the diner.

What are you doing?

We were just, uh... Stealing a radio.

What? It's what we do.

We steal car radios.

I'm sorry.

You never should've seen that.

My dad got his radio stolen...

I wonder if you took it.

Is that what you were doing in Great Neck?

Look, Jess...

So how does it work?

How does what work?

Stealing radios.

You're asking me how it works?

For our next date.

Show me.

You got your Becker, your Alpine and your Blaupunkt.

Those are the Big Three, okay?

BMWs come factory with Blaupunkt.

You see a Beemer, there's gonna be a Blaupunkt inside.

Same with Mercedes and the Becker.

So those are the two you look for?

Not necessarily.

They're worth a lot, but they're kind of a pain in the ass.

You gotta rip 'em out, wires and all.

Benzis, you just grab and go.

The pull-outs. Yeah.

Don't people take those with 'em?

Nine times out of ten, they're under the seat.

So Benzi's the way to go.

But you don't know what you're gonna get.

Bust into a Saab with a hole in the dash... there could be a Kenwood under the driver seat... or it could be some piece-of-shit Delco.

Fuckin' radio roulette.

Do nice cars ever have shit radios?

Ooh, all the time, and the reverse... you could see some piece of shit Gremlin with a Nakamichi in it.

Nakamichi, that's good?

That's the magic, purple unicorn.

This is wild.

So, like, how do you break in?

Metal bar, slips right in the door.

You don't smash the window? That's for amateurs.

What if an alarm goes off? You run.

Have you ever been caught? Never.

Would you go to jail? Not for long.

Oh, my god.

All right, let's do it.


You see a "No Radio" sign, you know what that means?


Wait, give it to me.

You said you were gonna show me how it's done.

Show you. I wanna do it.

Are you serious? Give me the fucking bar.

All right. Feel it.


Hook it.

It's okay, I'm your lookout.

It's not here, there is nothing.

Check under the passenger seat.

They must've taken it. Pop the trunk.

How? Left, by the brights.


Panasonic 410. Is that good?

It's a nice deck.

So, now what?

You take it.



Get it! Go, go, go!


I'm so happy I met you.

My summer was sucking majorly until you came along.

Happy I could help.

Let's go to the city.


Tomorrow. We'll hit the Village.


Do you go much?

To the city? Y'know...


As much as humanly possible.

CARBONE: Whoo! Look at you!

Where you goin'?

Catching a train.


♪ Are you ready boy? ♪

♪ You came into my life ♪

♪ The look in your eyes took me by surprise ♪

♪ It's you and nobody else ♪

♪ Your love has made me so blind I can't see ♪

♪ I am descending From heaven above ♪

♪ So catch me I'm falling baby ♪

♪ Hold onto my love ♪

♪ Catch me I'm falling ♪

♪ Catch me now I'm falling ♪

♪ Catch me I'm falling ♪

I never heard of a single fuckin' one of these.


Around here's my first choice.

I'm sure my parents would rather get me a studio... on the Upper East, but no way.

We'll probably end up compromising on Gramercy.

I'm sure they'll insist on a building with a doorman.

They want me to find an investment property... we can buy with my Bat Mitzvah money.

I figure I'll start with a gallery job... unpaid for a year or two, but who cares, y'know?

Be an assistant, work in Soho.

Castelli, Mary Boone, that's how you get in the door.

Make connections, build a rep.

I'm gonna open my own gallery... one day and discover the next Basquiat.

Who? Jean-Michel Basquiat.

Oh, we are covering it all today.

Jean-Michel. What is he, French?

He's Haitian, he's from Brooklyn.

Yeah? Yeah.

He was a graffiti kid, dropped out of high school.

Sounds familiar.

Maybe you're in training to be the next great artist.

Except I can't paint for shit.

Not that that stopped him.

Picasso said it took him four years to paint like Raphael... but a lifetime to paint like a child.

Mm, all I know is, this guy needs some fuckin' lessons.

Yeah, well...

Tell that to the guy who just paid $50,000 for one.

Fifty grand?

So what do you wanna do?

I don't know. Maybe go grab some dinner?

No, with your life.

My life?

Yeah, you can't be a radio thief forever.

I don't know. I haven't really thought about it.

How is that possible?

I'm just kinda livin', ya' know?

Okay... if you could do anything you wanted...

I can't. Sure you can.

Says who? Says me, you're so smart.


What's so funny?

I just... I've been called a lot of things.

You're totally smart, you just haven't been exposed.

Exposed to what?

To the world, fucking New York!

You really think I'm smart?



♪ Every time I think of you ♪

♪ I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue ♪

♪ It's no problem of mine ♪ (PHONE RINGING)

JESSICA (OVER PHONE): Did you listen?

I just put it on.

What do you think?

It's cool, it's like freestyle, only totally different.

Where they from?


Yeah? I like it.

JESSICA (OVER PHONE): Look at you! A New Order fan!

♪ Every time I see you falling ♪

♪ I get down on my knees and pray ♪

♪ I'm waiting for that final moment ♪

♪ You say the words that I can't say ♪


OPERATOR (OVER SPEAKER): We are now approaching Flushing-Main Street.

We are now approaching Flushing-Main Street.

This is my stop.

Have fun tonight?

So... where'd you two lovebirds go?

The city. The city.

What? Nothing.

What are you gettin' at?

Nothing, just catching up, ain't seen you in a while.

What are you, my wife?

Sounds like you already got one of those.

Fuck off.

I'm just lookin' out for you, is all.

Oh, is that what you're doing?

This chick, she don't take you serious.

You don't know. She thinks she's better than us.

No, she doesn't. I saw her at the diner... throwing around her fucking Gold Card like she's the shit.

She was paying. She doesn't carry cash.

You're a fuckin' idiot.

You actually think she's serious about you?

You think she's keeping you around when she goes back... to her fancy-ass college in the fall?

You're a summer toy, her Guido bad-boy.

Nothing else.


ACTOR (OVER SPEAKER): We are here to ruin ourselves and... to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die...

I mean, the story books are bullshit!

Now I want you to come upstairs with me and get in my bed!

That was fuckin' awesome!

I'm in love with you.

Snap out of it!


What are you in the mood for?


I got just the place.


You are gonna love this joint, best Italian in the whole city.

ANNOUNCER (OVER RADIO): Here Come the Cover Girls.

We'll also be hearing from First Circle...

"Fascinated" from Company B, new music from Cameo.

Anything else? I wanna know!

Is this your...

Hey, Ma, got room for two more?

This is Jessica.


You're not gonna believe.


Buon appetito. Buon appetito.

Salut. Salut.

Salut. Salut.

Jessica, where you and Gio meet?

Um... actually, we met at Carvel.

On the bully.

You from-a Whitestone?

Great Neck. Great Neck.


You last name, what's you last name?

Weinberg. Weinberg.

She's Jewish.

Jewish? She look Italian.

The nose. The nose, yeah.

Actually, I get that a lot.

When I was in Rome last summer, everybody thought I was a local.

You were in Rome?

Mm, family vacation.

I love Italy. It's where I got interested in art.

You-a artist?

No, uh, I'm studying in school, Art History.

She goes to Brown.


It's a really good school in Rhode Island... Ivy League.


It's like the best schools in the country, Harvard, Yale, all those.

Scuola buona.

Smart, too, huh?


I like her, Gio. Bene.

FATHER: Gio. Salut. Grazie.


Salut. Salut.

My mom's a pisser.

She is.

She liked you, I could tell.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Coming up, that one... on the right.



Nice pad.

Give me a little tour?

Some other time.


Sure you're okay?

I'm fine.

Let's hit the bully.


Glass Joe. Right.

Von Kaiser, Piston Honda... Yes, yes.

Don Flamenco, King Hippo... Right.

Great Tiger, Bald Bull...

Piston Honda rematch. No, no!

Soda Popinski, Bald Bull rematch... Sandman.

Oh, my god, forgot the Don Flamenco rematch.

There's no rematch. Yeah, there is, full circle.

No, you only fight him once. Oh my god, remember the...

There is no rematch! There is no rematch!



♪ I remember when we first started ♪

♪ You came to me and you were brokenhearted ♪

♪ I took you in and wiped all your tears away ♪

♪ I gave you loving more than any other gave ♪

♪ Don't you know I'm the one And I love you girl ♪

♪ I don't care what they say You know you are my world ♪

♪ Come back home to the one who loves you more and more ♪


JESSICA (OVER PHONE): Hey, what's up, it's Jessica, you know what to do.

Yo, Jess, wassup, um, just calling to check in.

Got kind of a weird vibe there at the end of the night.

Hope everything's cool.

Anyway, gimme a call. All right, later.

Yeah, you. You listen to Michael Jackson, too.

Beat it, beat it!

What the fuck? Don't fuckin' use metaphors around me!

I don't fuckin like them.

I don't know what the fuck you mean! I trip on my shoulder.

♪ You got my eye and the next thing that I knew ♪

♪ I was in love I was so in love with you ♪


JESSICA (OVER PHONE): Hey, what's up, it's Jessica, you know what to do.

Yo, Jess, what's up? I was just callin to see what you're up to.

I was wondering if maybe you wanted to catch a movie.

Anyway... Hi.

Jessica, hey.

Sorry, I was in the other room.

Oh, where you been?

I haven't talked to you for a few days.

I was wondering if maybe you wanted to watch a movie.



JESSICA (OVER PHONE): Oh, tonight, tonight's no good.

What about tomorrow, then?

Um... No good, either?

JESSICA (OVER PHONE): Yeah, no, I'm just kinda nuts getting ready.

For what?

School, I'm going back in two weeks.

Wow... that soon?

JESSICA (OVER PHONE): Yeah, classes start the 26th, and I have to set up... my apartment and everything, so, y'know...

Yeah, gotcha.

Just trying to take care of a million things at once.

GIO (OVER PHONE): Sure, I'm sure.

JESSICA (OVER PHONE): Anyway... Look.


Ah, nothing.

Nah. Nevermind.

What? Tell me.

I just... I just I had a little idea.

What kind of an idea?

I'm wondering if maybe you wanted to come along... on something a little more interesting, you know... one last, little adventure before you shuffle off.

Such as?

Stealing a car. A car? You steal cars?

All the time.

JESSICA (OVER PHONE): That sounds kinda...

Dangerous? Exciting? Whaddaya say?

Little something to shock your buddies back at Brown...?

These fish can't fuckin' stay alive.

I need your help. With what?

Show me how to steal a car. Why do you want to st...

You're kidding.

God. Why don't you just fuckin' shoot Reagan to impress her?

Worked for John Hinckley Jr.

Just fuckin' show me, all right?

Flathead screwdriver. At least a quarter-inch thick.


No. No.

I don't know what a quarter...

Thank you, Hammer.

Now, just like the birds and the bees. Penis.




Whatta you boys doing?

We're just stealing your car!

No, he's joking.

Dude, what the fuck?

Now, give it a little love tap.


Clockwise Twist.

Oh, shit! Wow!

Yeah. Any late-model Toyota, this'll work.

Corolla, Camry, Celica...

Where you gonna go?

On your date?

I know the perfect spot.



Since it's your first time... we'll start with something basic.

Like what?

Toyotas are pretty straight forward.

A Corolla, there you go.

JESSICA: Oh, Jesus.

All right.

Just like at Shea...

I got this.


That's hot.

Nice, hop in. Oh, my god.

Okay, now what?

Key slot... screwdriver... hammer.

Stick it in, tap, tap, tap.

Clockwise twist.


All right...

Hey, that's my car!


What the fuck are you doing?

Me and A, we're goi'' to the Bahamas.

Yeah, our flight's in an hour. What are you guys doing here?

Stealing a car.

Are you serious? Oh, shit!

Oh, no! Somebody call the police!

Let's get the fuck outta here, this is fuckin' crazy!

CARBONE: Let's get outta here!

SECURITY GUARD: Hey! What are you doing?

Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!

Open the door! Open the fuckin' door!

Shit, he's coming! Come on!

Drive, drive, drive!

CARBONE: Come on, come on! JESSICA: Okay, shut up!

GIO: Damn it!


Oh, shit.

It's a Craig. Fuckin' cheap-ass, piece of shit.

You see a nickel on the sidewalk, you don't pick it up?

What's that? What's what?

In there.

♪ P-l-a-y if you play with me ♪

♪ It's at your risk girl I'll set you free ♪

Is it?

Let me try! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Come on, come on, let me get some.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... one at a time.

What's up?

Ladies first.


Right... watch and learn, boys.

Taking notes. The Gold Card...

American Express... don't do blow without it.

Good? No.

It's fucking perfect.


This is, like, some Tony Montana shit.

I think it's pure.

Alright, share with everybody else! Come on!

Party on the bully!

I wanna fuckin' dance! You wanna fuckin' dance, man?

I wanna fuckin' dance! You're gonna fuckin' dance!

♪ Ladies and gentlemen the party has just begun ♪

♪ Wow look at all these people ♪

♪ I wish I could dance like that ♪

♪ Shake it It must be great ♪

♪ We are here to have some fun So get on up ♪

♪ We are here to have some fun So get on up ♪

♪ We are here to have some fun So get on up ♪ Ho, ho, ho, motherfuckers!

♪ We're rocking with your party to the heavy sound ♪

♪ No leaning on the walls whoever you are ♪

♪ No walking through the party trying to act like a star ♪

♪ No walking through the party trying to act like a star ♪

♪ So get on up ♪

♪ We are here to have some fun ♪ Hey!



Go, Anthony!

Yes! Anthony!

What you got, Frankie? What you got?

Fuckin' come at 'em.

Get the fuck outta here!

He's a breakdancer!

Go back to Bay Ridge! Get the fuck outta here!


JESSICA: Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

JESSICA: I'm gonna fall over. GIO: I got you. I got you.

I'm gonna fall off. I'm gonna fall off. I'm gonna fall off.

Pull me up, pull me up. I'll help you up, I'll help you.

You askin' for it? Yes.

Come on! There you are.

What time is it?

Uh... 1:00. 1:00?!

What's up? I should go.

Oh, fuck that, it's early.

I got a ton to do tomorrow. I don't wanna be a wreck.

C'mon, don't be lame!

Gio... don't.

We're having a good time. I know.

We always have a good time. I know.

So let's keep it going.

I got a busy day. I gotta pack, I gotta help my mom buy a dress for my cousin's wedding.

Not tonight, I don't just mean tonight.

I leave in a couple weeks. So?

I go to school in a different state.

I got a car, a fuckin' fast one.

How far is Providence? 180 miles.

Okay, that's like an hour drive.


We're just...

We're just different.


So, who gives a shit?

We are having a summer fling, Gio.

Stop, don't say that. We're having a summer fling.

What'd you think, we're gonna get married?

I didn't say that.

I didn't say that.

It's been fun, really, really fun, but, you know... we're just on... different tracks.

I'm not good enough for your track?

I didn't say that. What the...

I'm not fucking good enough for your track?

Hey, I did not say that.

You know what I think?

I don't think this has shit to do with tracks.

I think... it's because you're a pussy.

Excuse me?

You like to act all Miss Rebel, with your Washington Square... and your New Order and your little fuckin' art galleries... but deep down, deep down... you're scared.

Oh, I'm scared of what? Of everything... pissing off your parents, freaking out your friends.

You like doing ballsy shit?

Stealing cars, doing blow?

I got something real ballsy for you... date me... be my fuckin' girlfriend, now that'd be ballsy.


I didn't think so.


Good luck.

Have a nice life.



Does this look like a fuckin' rental to you?

Shut the fuck up.

Where is it? I can get it.

Where the fuck is it? I'll bring it to you.


You'll bring us to it.


Move faster.

Come on, ring the bell.


Gio, thank fuckin' God!

Anthony, listen... CARBONE: Yo, is that Gio?

Where the fuck you been, man? We're fuckin' Jonesin'.

You got the stuff, man? You got the ya-yo?

You don't have it?

You do, don't you?

Who's your friends?

Come on.

Real smooth. All right.

So if you don't got it... and you two fuckin' idiots don't got it... who the fuck's got it?

I can get it. Who's got it?

Let me get it, I can be right back with it.

Still? What?

You're still fuckin' protecting her?

Protecting who? She's got nothin' to do with...

She's got everything to do with this.

What, your girlfriend got it? No.

No, she don't got it? No, she's not my girlfriend.

Oh, so she's got it.


That her?

5-1-6, Long Island.

Great Neck. Shut the fuck up!

Call her back.




JESSICA (OVER PHONE): Gio... What's up?

I hate how things ended.

It's okay.

You're right, I am a pussy.

I think I'm so fuckin' edgy and rebellious...

Hey, it's all right.

JESSICA (OVER PHONE): No, it's not.

This is awkward, can we talk in person?

GIO (OVER PHONE): No. I'm coming over.

Jessica, listen to me, do not...

I'm coming over, besides, I have your coke.

I don't know how I ended up with it... but I can't leave it in here, so...

Jessica? ...I'll see you in a few.




Hey! Thanks for coming!

Why don't you get out of the car?

What's in the bag?

What the...

Is this a fucking joke?

I told you not to come! I thought because you were mad.

Yeah I am mad, but mostly 'cause the fucking gun to my head.

When you found this, there was 500 grams.

And now...

Weight Watchers? It's all I could find.


You momos gave out... 75 grams of coke tonight?

We're pretty fuckin' high.

Pretty fuckin' high?

Now... let's see what you owe.

75 grams... times $80 a gram.

Six grand.

ANT: Six grand? I ain't got six grand!

Six grand, you owe me six grand!

You could get that. Excuse me?

Ask your parents.

Oh, sure, "Mom, Dad, can I borrow $6,000... to pay back a drug dealer?"

Drug dealer?


I'm a fucking businessman.

Businessman. Entrepreneur.

One hour.

You give me one hour, I'll get you the money.



Gio, how you doin'?

Yo, listen up!

We got somebody here looking for a little pink-slip action.

Who here's got the cojones to take on Gio Fortunato... in a pink-slip race?

Winner take all, or car, I should say.

Who's it gonna be?

Win, and you're the proud owner of his fuckin' bad-ass...

Grand National, fastest car on the strip.

Yeah, that's the problem.

Car length head start!

GIO: Two cars!


Right here!

This your Camaro? What's she packin'?

.305 Tuneport. You got the title?

Right in the glove box.









The engine alone is worth six.

So long.



JESSICA: I'm sorry.

It's okay... it's not your fault.

Actually, it kinda is.

My fault?

The whole stealing-the-car thing.

You invited me. I just came along for one of your runs.

Nah, there was no run, I don't steal cars.

I never stole a car in my life.

So then... why?

I just wanted to see you again.

I should go.



Get in.


Just get in.


Mom, Dad... this is Gio... my boyfriend.

Pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Weinberg.

Yo, Margot!

'Sup, Georgina!

See you guys later!

How was the drive?

Easy, no traffic.

GIO: An hour, 45. (JESSICA SCOFFS)

GIO: What's so funny?

JESSICA: An hour, 45? GIO: An hour, 45.

JESSICA: 180 miles.

GIO: What, this thing can fly, for a V4, it's got some muscle.

JESSICA: That means you were doing like 110 the entire way.

GIO: I wasn't like staring at the speedometer.

JESSICA: What time did you leave?

GIO: 2:30. JESSICA: From where, Boston?

GIO: Whitestone, baby... Whitestone fuckin' Queens.

♪ I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody no baby ♪

♪ But desperate lover I can't keep it to myself ♪

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire oh baby ♪

♪ My body's burning so come on heat my desire ♪

♪ Come on come on Two of hearts ♪

♪ Two hearts that beat as one Two of hearts ♪

♪ I need you I need you ♪

♪ Two of hearts Two hearts that beat as one ♪

♪ Two of hearts Come on come on ♪

♪ People get jealous 'cause we always stay together ♪

♪ Yeah baby ♪

♪ I guess they really want a love like yours and mine ♪

♪ Together forever ♪

♪ I never thought that I could ever be this happy yeah baby ♪

♪ My prayers were answered boy you came in the nick of time ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ I got this feeling that you're going to stay ♪

♪ I never knew that it could happen this way ♪

♪ Before I met you I was falling apart ♪

♪ But now at last I really know we're made of two of hearts ♪

♪ Two hearts that beat as one ♪

♪ Two of hearts I need you I need you ♪

♪ Two of hearts Two hearts that beat as one ♪

♪ Two of hearts Come on come on ♪

♪ I-I-I-I-I need you ♪

♪ I-I-I-I-I need you ♪

♪ I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody ♪

♪ No baby ♪

♪ But desperate lover I can't keep it to myself ♪

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire ♪

♪ Oh baby ♪

♪ My body's burning so come on heat my desire ♪

♪ Oh I got this feeling that you're going to stay ♪

♪ I never knew that it could happen this way ♪

♪ Before I met you I was falling apart ♪

♪ But now at last I really know we're made of two of hearts ♪

♪ Two hearts that beat as one Two of hearts ♪

♪ I need you I need you ♪

♪ Two of hearts Two hearts that beat as one ♪

♪ Two of hearts ♪

♪ Come on come on two of hearts Two hearts that beat as one ♪

♪ Two of hearts I need you I need you two of hearts ♪

♪ Two hearts that beat as one Two of hearts come on come on ♪