Disorganized Crime (1989) Script

That takes a load off my mind.

Thank you.


Thank you, mr. Bueller.

Can I help you?

-Can I have five twenty's, please? -Sure.

Ok, that's 20, 40...

60, 80 ��� 100.

-There you go. -Thank you.

-You're welcome. -Bye-bye.


Bad idea.

Frank salazar!

You're under arrest!

Havin' one of those days, frank?

Son of a bitch.


All aboard!

Need a ride, gentlemen?

How much farther we got?

'Bout 60 miles.

You're max greene, aren't ya?

Yeah. Yeah, i thought so.

Frank told me about you last job i worked with him.

Said you were the best explosives man he'd ever worked with.

I'm ray. Ray forgy.

You're carlos barrios, right?

Frank told you about me too? No.

Soledad. I was there same time you were.

What about him?

You seem to know everybody here. Who's he?

Don't know him.

You don't know him? No.

I don't know him either. Me neither.

Doesn't seem fair us not knowing who he is now that he knows who we are.

I guess i'm not as famous as you guys.

Nick bartkowski. Glad to meet ya. Now we can all be best friends, huh?

Wake me when we get there, then i'll get your fuckin' autographs.

So, who gets to do the honors?


Knock on the fuckin' door.

This is bullshit!

Frank would've been here to meet us.

Hey, i did my part.


Don't look at me, pal. There's too much lead in that house now.

Wha- god- god!

Hey. Whoa. Whoa.


This is it. Frank's stuff's in the bedroom.

Then where the hell is frank? Maybe he found a woman.

Hmm. Frank would've been here.

That depends on the woman.

This is a bad sign. A bad sign.

I do not like starting jobs with bad signs.

Maybe the woman's husband came home and shot him. No, this isn't like frank.

Frank would've been here. I say we get the hell out.

I came a long way for this job. I think we should give frank a few hours.

If he doesn't show by morning, then we'll decide.

I don't feel like going back before i find out what i came here for.


Yeah, i can hang for a night.

So you guys take a vote, that's it, huh? I'm stuck here.

You should be proud to live in a democracy.

The only thing i'm proud of is that i'm not in jail, and i wanna keep it that way.

So do i. If i go back inside a cell again, that'll be it for me.

I don't have the time to make mistakes.

The only reason i'm here is 'cause of frank.

The only reason frank would've come here is a setup.

Frank is particular... about his setups and about his people.

Me and frank worked together eight times.

I don't know any of ya.

Frank told me aboutyou, and you.

But you...

i don't know.

I have nothing against you, but you're young.

And i don't like working with young.

The risks don't add up the same.

You're here because frank wanted you here, and that means you're not stupid.

Stupid people make stupid mistakes and wind up getting caught.

No matter how smart you are, the cops wind up on your doorstep.

Smartest thing i ever did...

was to stop working with stupid people.

So, that's why we wait.

Who died and made you boss? Nobody made me nothin'. It's the way it's gonna be.

When you take a job, you stick it out 'til the end. What job?

Does anybody know why the hell we're here? Doesn't make any difference.

As long as you're with us, you stick it out. For how long?

Until we decide it's over. All of us.

It's 11:00. I'm tired.

We keep the lights out, and someone stays up.

Frank might show. If he does, i don't want any surprises.

Put the car in the garage. No reason to advertise we're here.

Any problems with that?

We do two-hour shifts. Change at 1:00, 3:00 and 5:00.

I'll take the first one. I can't sleep before 1:00.

I'll take second. Third.

You get last.

And what if frank doesn't show?

Stop thinkin', nick. Doesn't do anybody any good.

I'll sleep my first couple of hours in the bed.

Don't waste time looking for another. There's only one. You're gonna need keys.

No, i'm not. I left 'em in the car. Uh, i don't think so.

And nick here didn't want one of us stealing the car. Did you, nick?

See, you can't be too careful nowadays.

You don't know who you can trust anymore. You got something to say?

I got nothing to say.

Don't wanna start things off with a... bad sign.


One big, happy family.

Maybe we'll get together next christmas, remember the good times, the warm, friendly faces.

"Bad sign."

I don't know what you're trying to prove, but don't push it.

Something bad might happen, huh?

Something bad might happen. It might happen to y-

i don't care who you think you are, you're-

i'm leaving the bags right here, 'cause i'm not playing bellboy, you know?

I know you're trying to get me to lose my- one of you got some toothpaste i can borrow?

Yes, i've got some fucking toothpaste!

What's he freakin' out about?

I'm not sure. I think he wanted to kill me.



Ah, it's a beautiful day, isn't it, frank?

Heh-heh. Smell that air.

It's clean.

Not like back home, huh?

Better take some deep breaths while you can.

Come on, frank, admit it. Didn't you miss newark?

Not newark, george. He didn't miss newark. He missed us.

Am i right? I'm right.

Come on. Our life just hasn't been the same without you, frank.

Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god.

Cops? I don't know- oww!

God! Ohhh!

Where's it coming from? I can't see anything!

Watch there.

What the hell's goin' on?

Nothing on this side. Here either.

Maybe it's frank! Maybe he's on the run! I'm goin' out.

I'm with you. Kid!

Yeah! Watch the front.

Where are you goin'? I told you, watch there!

Where are they going?

I don't know. Maybe they saw somethin'.

I knew something like this was gonna happen. I knew it! I knew it!


Okay, here.

So? What do you see?

It's a couple of kids.

Kids? Doing what?

Shooting at bottles.

They're not even hitting them.

We went through all this for... kids shooting at bottles.


Where you going?

I'm gonna shoot 'em.

Shoot- uh- shoot 'em?

Uh, w- wait a minute!

Wait a minute. Wait a minute!

Wait a minute. Wait- you don't know how to shoot.

Hey, watch out!


I told you this was gonna happen. I heard you!

Gimme the keys. What?

The car keys. Get outta here. You're drunk.

Gimme the keys! We're not leavin' 'em!

You wanna stay, stay. I'm not asking your permission.

Gimme the goddamn keys!

Give 'em to me. Now, you comin'?

I'm not leavin'. Give me the gun.

Don't be stupid! Gimme the gun!

Thank you.

First time i've seen the ground in 15 years.

Almost forgot what it looked like.

You from new york, right?

Yeah. I lived there once.

For three years and seven months.

Got time off for good behavior.

Where? Attica.

Me too.

Did four there.

Got out in '68.

Class of '79.

That's where i met frank.

Hey! He's taking the car!

Nick's taking the car! Shit!

He's taking the car!

Son of a bitch! Great!

Great. Now what are we gonna do?


Nothing. We're just- we're just gonna let him go?

You chase him if you want. I'm too old to outrun a car.

Montana. What the hell am i doin' in montana?

Fuckin' bullshit. I need a drink.

What is this?

Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.


Oh, no.



I mean it, man. Really.

I'm serious. What are we gonna do now?

How the hell are we supposed to get out of here?

We don't have a stupid car anymore, and there's not even one close enough to steal!

You know, i think about these things.

Maybe nick was right.

Maybe frank ain't coming back.

What the hell are you looking for?

Frank got us out here for something. I'm gonna find out what.

What the hell was a big-time operator like you doing in a pissant little town like that?

All they got out here is blue skies and cow shit. Cow shit.

You weren't thinking of going into cattle rustling, were ya?

Come on, frank. Satisfy my curiosity.

We can't charge you for something youthought you were gonna do.

He's mad at us, george. I think we ruined his plans.

Bill, he's only got himself to blame. You're right there, george.

We warned him the last time he hit one of our banks in newark we were gonna get him.

Well, frank, we got ya. Yeah.

You belong to new jersey now. Just a quick little plane ride away.

Pull over at the next station. I gotta leak my lizard.

Okay, sure. How'd you find me?

Well, let me see, frank. How did we find ya? You remember, bill?

His stepmother told us.

That's right. Your stepmother told us.

But don't get her wrong. She wouldn't tell us right off.

We had to beat it out of her.

Frank, we're just kidding. We didn't touch her.

No, we didn't lay a hand on her. It cost us a hundred bucks!

Your stepmom drives a hard bargain!

If it'll make you feel any better, she wouldn't take anything less than a hundred.


No games now, frank.

You try and get smart, you'll be pissin' in your pants all the way back to newark.

? red eyes, white whiskey?

? and a blue, blue heart?

? i'm so patriotic?

Where's your can? Uh, in the back.

? cupid does better next time?

? he hits me with that dart?

Hold it. ? red eyes, white whiskey?

? and a blue, blue heart?

All right, you got two minutes. Don't waste it.


You got two minutes.

Don't waste 'em makin' plans for a new life-

drop it.


Back here! Help! We're back here!

Aw, shit!

Oww! Shit!

Damn it! Ohh! He went out the window! Ohh! Shit! Oww!

Oww! Oh, no!

Sh- oww! Shit.

Get outta the way!


Yeah! Yeah!

Where is he? He took off down the river in a canoe.

He stole one of my canoes? He's got my gun! How far can he go?

The river runs 60 miles and then it dumps into the clark fork.

I mean, if he wanted to he could float all the way to the pacific ocean.

Oh, no, no, no. We are bringing in a chopper. No!

No? No one's gonna know about this.

We're gonna get that son of a bitch, be back on the road in half an hour.

Is there a road along the river?

No, it's all private land. Mostly ranches. But there's a bridge about five miles down.

You can probably beat him there. Shoot it off!

No, i got a hacksaw we don't have enough time! Shoot!

Ohh, shit!

Did you see him? I don't see him. No, i don't.

Come on.

He couldn't have got here before us!

You take right side, i'll take left.

We'll work our way upriver 'til we find him. He's gonna wish he'd never pulled this stunt.

Just get the flashlight.

Ohhhh, shit!

Ohh! Aah!

Ohhh! Aah! God!

Whoa- aah!

Did you catch him?

No. But i found the car.

He dumped the car? Yeah.

He ran it off the road, rolled it a couple times and hit a tree.

I don't think he could get it started again. He totaled my car?

And my feet. Did he live?

God, i hope not. He walked away with just some cuts.

Found him in the middle of the highway on his hands and knees, throwing up.

Isn't it great to make new friends? Who found him?

Cops. The cops? The cops.

He was arrested for drunken driving.

He'll be arraigned tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m.

And i never want to walk again for the rest of my entire life.

This is great. Nothin' like workin' with the best.

Let me ask a really stupid question.

Did frank show up?


But we know what the job is.

A bank.

What are we gonna do, rob it and then run away on foot?

There's half a million in there.

Half a million dollars? How do you know that?

We'll get a car. Then we'll get nick.

I hope that was an attempt at humor.

I can't bust in the vault, neither can you. Nick is the only one who can!

Are you going along with this?

A hundred-and-twenty-five k would clear up an awful lot of debts.

You're both crazy.

What have you got to lose? My temper!


George! Here it is!

The canoe! Here it is!

Look for footprints!

He must've taken off cross-country! Right. Right!

Hey, here's some footprints.

Hey, george, over here! I found some prints!

They go into the woods! What do you wanna do?

Follow 'em! He's got your gun!

I ain't going after him by myself! I'm comin!

Look for a place that's shallow!


Put your shoes in your coat! Tie it up real tight!

Real tight, george!

Come on!

Aah. Ohh!

Be careful!

Shit! It's freezing!

Hey! Go slow! Don't rush it!

Shut up! You're not helping me!

Aaah! Damn it!

What? A sharp rock, okay?


George, don't drop the flashlight!

Oh, j- hey, bill! My clothes! In the river! Get my clothes!

Oh, christ!

Son of a bitch!

What moron loses his clothes? In the fuckin' river!

Get my fuckin' clothes!

Aah! Son of a bitch!

That moron! I don't believe can't you move any faster?

Small town, so we're gonna need a car that doesn't stick out.

Something nobody's gonna recognize right away.

Buick, chevy. Light color so i can paint it.

I'd like an eight. We're gonna need the speed.

Sounds just like the one nick wrecked. I know. Don't remind me.

That car was perfect.

The only reason i'm going through with this is so i can kick nick's ass... after we get the money.

Then i'm gonna run over him with the new car.

It's good to have a goal in life.

I that's it. You got it? I got it. Hold on.

Please be careful! Oh, jesus!

Get 'em, get 'em! Shit! Come on!

God, we don't fish in newark! Son of a bitch. Don't drop it!

Come on! You got it?

I got it! I got it! Hold on. Hold on.


Oh, thank god. Thank god is right. I wasn't going back in.

It's so wet though.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. What? What?

My pants. They're not here! What?

My wallet, my keys, my badge, everything!

They're not fucking here!

Shit! Goddamn it!

Shit! We'll find 'em... maybe.

Please let it be a cadillac.

My car broke down.

I need a lift into town.

I'm not going the highway, but this road'll take you halfway. That do?

Sure will. Hop in back. Don don't let nobody ride in the cab.

Oh, yeah.

In back. Come on.


Oh, boy. The dog sits in the front and we all go in the back.

I don't know what i just stepped in, but it's real soft.

Shit. Why don't we wait for a garbage truck?

That way each one of us can have his own can.

It's better than footin' it, man. It ain't better than breathing.

Look out for the-

a hundred and fifty dollars i paid for those shoes.


I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

With what, george? He stole your gun. Maybe you'll lend me yours.

Oh, no, no. I think we oughta call in some help. No way!

No way? No way?

Hey, look at me a second, okay?

Am i wearing a raccoon hat with a tail? I'm not, am i?

I'll tell you why. Because i ain't davy crockett... and you, you're not daniel boone!

And this, this is not new jersey!

How's that gonna make us look, huh?

Big-city detectives can't even get a prisoner out of a stinkin' redneck county!

How's it gonna look if we can't find him? We're gonna find him.

We're gonna find him. We're going to the car.

I'm gonna change my clothes and we're gonna find him. You wanna know why?

Yeah. Because he's from newark too!



Oh-ohh- yaah!

Oww. Oww. Oww.

Car! Where?

Over there. Stop the truck!



Hey, shh! Listen!

Listen, listen. Did you hear that?

I don't hear anything.

You know what it sounded like? What?

Nah, nothin', it's it's the river. I'm goin' a little crazy.

It's a car. Yeah. Hey.

Isn't that where we parked?

No. No! Shit!

Shit! Did you guys hear something?

No. What? I don't know. It sounded like- hey, who cares. As long as we're not walking, man.

First thing we need to do is get rid of these jersey plates.

Sh- goddamn it!

Son of a bitch!

I'm gonna kill him! Who are you gonna kill?

Are you blind? Salazar! He did this!

He doubled back! The son of a bitch doubled back!

He was probably watching us for the last goddamn hour!

I'm gonna kill him! Damn it!

Yaah! That's fine. That's-

oh, god, those are my footprints.

I'm going in a circle!


Oh, god.

Ohh! Aah! Jesus!

Ohh! Aah! Ohh!

Take me to the courthouse. I'll see what it'll take to bail nick out.

You two drop the clothes at the cleaners and check out the bank.


Good luck, fellas. Hope you catch your man.

Thank you. You're welcome.

For everything.

I can't go in.

Why not? I look stupid.

Look, george, the more time we waste, the more distance salazar puts between us and him.

Now, we go in here and we put out an a.p.b., and i bet we'll catch him in three, four hours tops.

Huh. Come on.

This is no time to be self-conscious.

Come on. You don't look too bad.

Well, here.


I'm telling you, george, we're gonna find our car... and we're gonna get your clothes back; i promise.

Then he doubled back and stole our car.

And we need the a.p.b. On the white chrysler, jyt147.

And he's armed.

He- he got a.38.

Where did he get a.38? He got mine, all right? After he hit me!

Come on, can't we move on this? The more time we waste, the farther he gets away.

Come on. Do us a favor.

All right. Send it out. Frank salazar, description.

Stolen vehicle, jyt147.

And don't forget to add... armed... and dangerous.

How do. Thanks.

I'm gonna need some change.

Singles, please.


Wanda. That's a pretty name.

Thank you.

Could you, uh, please change this for me?

Sure. Thanks a lot.

Uh- ten and ten ones okay? Yes.

That's 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19... and 20. There you go.

Thank you.

That's a really pretty dress. Thank you.

I got it here in town. Uh, you're not from here, are you?


Um, no.

Uh, come back again.


State of montana vs. Nick bartkowski.

Please stand.

Mr. Bartkowski?

We don't usually get people with as much experience as you have.

This is quite a repertoire. Are you looking to broaden your horizons?

Uh, no, your honor. I just got a little drunk. That's all.

And stole a car. Let's not leave that out, shall we?

L- i didn't steal that car.

That car is a stolen vehicle, mr. Bartkowski.

If you didn't steal it, who did?

Frank salazar. Frank salazar?

Yeah, i just borrowed it from him, uh, yesterday.

Uh, deputy?

Thank you.

Are you sure it was yesterday... that you borrowed the car from frank salazar?

Well, maybe it was the day before yesterday.

But you're sure it was frank salazar?

Pretty sure.

Are you saying now that you're not sure it was... frank salazar that loaned you the car?

It was dark, and, um, the man said his name was frank salazar.

But i don't really know frank salazar, so- you expect me to believe that a man you don't even know... loans you a car in a dark place?

Well, it was, uh, uh, a friend of a friend.

Mr. Bartkowski?

I guess you didn't know that mr. Salazar was a guest in our jail... until yesterday morning.

No, i didn't know that.

He was then released into the custody of two detectives... who are escorting him back to new jersey.

Now, i'm almost sure... that they wouldn't have let him lend you a stolen car.


So assuming there isn't more than one frank salazar in our town, i set bail at $5,000.

Five thousand? If you can't afford an attorney, one will be supplied to you.

Five grand bail.

For a d.u.i.?

And for a grand theft on the car.

Frank must've stolen it. He was in jail yesterday morning.

Salazar was in jail? He was.

A couple of cops picked him up and now he's being taken back to new jersey.

You don't think he'd talk, do you?

Frank? Never.

Uh, well- just- you said they were taking him back to jersey?

That's what the judge said.

This car had jersey plates.

If it is their car, where are they?

And where's frank?

And what the hell were they doing on that dirt road down by the river?

Maybe it's not their car.

So what are we gonna do?

We're gonna do just like take the bank. Only we do it tonight.

Tonight? We're not ready.

We'll get ready. What about nick?

We bail him out. With what?

With my good looks? Where you gonna get $5,000?

I got 400 bucks. How much you got?

Not enough. How much?

About 300.

You? Why don't you just kick me in the nuts?

Aren't you proud to live in a democracy?

Seven or eight hundred dollars.

Then all we need is another 3,500.

My guess is he's headed north.

He can catch the interstate in missoula, get into washington, or keep going into canada.

Anyway, at this point, it's just a waitin' game.

We'll get him. You boys look like you could use some rest.

You want me to drop you at the motel?

When can we catch a plane? Anytime.

I can have the deputy run you up to missoula.

We have a robbery at the shop 'n go on 93.

Male, about five-ten, 140 pounds, wearin' a nylon stocking over his head; got into a white car. Salazar.

Twenty-six hundred. Not enough.

We need another 900.

Why don't we just take out a loan?

We can hit one more.

Are you out of your mind? We're gonna get nailed!

This isn't miami, you know. Every cop they have'll be swarming over that market.

If we hit another right now, they won't be ready. Theywon't be ready?

I'm not ready! I haven't done this since i was 17!

Look at the bright side.

If we get caught, they'll probably put us in the same cell as nick.


I can't believe i'm doing this.

Give me a hand over here.

And then he made me lie face down on the floor so i couldn't see him.

Then he took the money from the register. Did he have a scar?

A scar?

Did he have a scar right here? You know what a scar is? Over here?

Listen, gina, just relax. Take your time.

Do you remember if the man had a scar?

Huh? Huh?

I think so.

I knew it! See?

Sheriff, we got another robbery in progress. White chrysler, on main street.

Let's go! Block off this end of town.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Oh, shit!

White car! Took off down third street!

360, 361, 62, 63, 64, 65.

Do you have to count out loud? I'd like this not to be so obvious.

I'm sorry. I'll try to be more discrete.

66, 67, 68, 69.

Chris, this is henault.

Anything happen up your end of town?

It's quiet as a foam rubber wind chime down here.

Stay awake. We're headed in that direction. I think we got him boxed in.


There! - bingo. We got him!

What are you gonna do? Shut up!

Go get set in back of the others.


Frank salazar, we know you're in there.

Throw out your weapons and come out with your hands on top of your head.

You're completely surrounded, frank.

Frank, this is your last chance.

We're tired of playing games with you.

You either come out now, or we're coming in after you.

You got one minute.

I got explosives, but you gotta give me a hole through both layers of this door.

And i thought you guys bailed me out because you missed me.

Oh, we did. Without your wit and charm, there would've been a real hole in our lives.

Too bad you didn't fall in it.

Gentlemen! We're here to do a job.

If you have it in mind to bump one another off, i wish you'd have the courtesy... to wait 'til after the job is done.

Otherwise we'd have gone through all this for nothing; that would really piss me off!

In fact, i'd probably be so upset i'd kill whichever one of you was still alive.

Cut the bullshit and get on with it. We got a lot of work to do.

You want me to do a job? I'll do a job.

But i can do it without the threats, okay?

Don't forget who you're talking to.

If it hadn't been for us, you'd still be in the can looking at ten years for grand theft!

We went through a lot of trouble because of you! You owe us!

What's wrong with him? Max?

Max, are you all right? What's going on?

Carlos, give me a chair! Sit down.

We oughta give him some water or something.

Get the water!

Maybe you oughta lie down.

I'm all right. All right? Are you kidding?

You should see yourself.

I said i'm all right.

If you're worried about me dying, don't.

I'll have at least the courtesy to wait 'til after the job.

The alarm's a standard model 1400.

There are no floor contact mats or eyes.

I can, uh, put it to sleep in about 30 minutes.

How long for the safe?

These pictures aren't any good.

But it looks like a wertheim, about ten years old. That would give it a ul2 rating.

If that's what it is, i can cut into it in about two hours.

If it's a newer safe, we're gonna have to blow it.

It's gonna take a lot longer, and then i don't even know if i can get into the bitch.

I'm not gonna know anything 'til i get inside and take a look at the dials.

What about getting inside? The place next door is a real estate office.

We pick the lock; we get in; we go through the wall.

It's made of brick, like your brain.

It's one-foot thick, two layers.

Time in and out, about four-and-a-half hours. That puts us out about 6:30.

Sunrise is 7:00.

What about cops? We don't have much time.

There's only one road in and out of this town. They can box us in pretty easy.

They could if their cars were running.

They only got eight cars. What if we took 'em out?

Couldn't do it in chicago, miami or new york, but with only eight cars, we could take out the entire police force.

Knock 'em out, make it so they can't run.

How? You can take out a car with just a firecracker.

You just pull the distributor cap off.

Doesn't take much when it's put in the right place.

You can do it? Yeah.

A little help from carlos and the 'works, i'm happenin'.

I can't guarantee the size of the explosions, but... i can make what you need.

Carlos, i'm gonna want another car.

I want to drive away from this clean.

When are we planning on doing this?

Tonight. Tonight?

You got to be kidding.

We gotta wait 'til the bar across the street closes. That's at 2:00.

We got eight hours.

Police broke down the front door of mrs. Clare brown's house... and discovered that salazar had already fled the scene.

Channel 13 news has learned that he had escaped earlier... from two new jersey detectives:

George denver and bill lonigan.

They refused to be interviewed for this broadcast, but we did speak to a mr. Dana settler, local agricultural specialist who had helped the detectives earlier in the day.

Well, sir, when we first saw these two fellas from new jersey, uh, one of 'em, uh, uh- ge- george. George, it was.

He wasn't wearing any pants. I'm shuttin' the damn thing off.

Come on, get rid of the bottle and get dressed. What's the point, george?

We look like morons.

Anybody who saw the news isn't gonna help us. You know why?

I'll tell ya. 'cause they don't want to look like morons too.

So you're just gonna give up, huh? It gets a little hot in the kitchen.

A little hot, george? A little hot?

The fucking kitchen burned down, george!

All right, it's shitty. Is that what you want me to say?

It's a big, stinkin', shitty, snot-nosed situation.

I'm not happy about it.

But it's what it is, and it's all there is.

If you expect me to stick my gun up my ass and pull the trigger, forget it.

You go drink yourself to death if you think that will help.

I'm goin' after him. I'm gonna find the son of a bitch.

I'm gonna stick my gun up his ass and pull the trigger.

How do we start?

Yeah, um, i got a 1976 oldsmobile station wagon, blue vista cruiser, license 130495z, montana; reported stolen at 3:30.

Thanks. Yeah.


Okay, you got one car on the left, two cars on the right.

Car! Car!


It's the wrong color, george. We're looking for a blue one.

Yeah, yeah.

Right year, right make.

Wrong color, wrong number. Damn!

Let's go, george. Come on.

I doubt he'd park it in front of the police station.

Come on!

You know, he may be a bozo, but he's not that much of a bozo.

Okay. Ready.

Oh! Look out! Look out! Whoa!

Do me one more favor.

Check a license for me. Montana.


Is this another stolen vista cruiser?




No. No stolen vista cruiser this time.

What's it belong to? It's a '79 suburban.

You sure? Yeah, unless i've gone blind.

Holy jesus!

What? Your sleeve has white paint on it.

You leaned on the cruiser.

He painted the car, george!

Come on! Oof!

Max. Max!

The vault's newer than i thought.

Yeah. So? So it's gonna take at least a half hour longer.

Then it'll be light before we finish.

Right. And all your little bombs are gonna go off at the wrong time.


Look, if we're gonna quit, we better quit right now.

Maybe- maybe i can cut my time.

Maybe? I can't deal with maybes.

Either you can or you can't.

I can.

Well, then, let's rob a bank.

It's almost 4:00. I can see.

We got a half an hour more, and three more cars.

What if we don't find 'em? Well, then nothing else better botch, you know?

Number six! Ohh!


We're gonna be late, man. Let's forget the last two.

No. No, no, no. We don't have time.

They still have two cars. They can box us in, man. I'd rather be late.

What if they're done early? They're not gonna want to sit on that money for too long.

All right, pull a u-ie. Holy shit!

Number seven just pulled up next to us. All right, uh, listen, man.

Distract 'em, ask 'em directions, anything. Just keep 'em talking.

Are you crazy? Shh!

Don't do this to me. Rock 'n' roll.


I'm- i'm kinda lost.

What are you looking for? Um- a friend of mine, uh- she told me to, uh, to get to main street, you know, and go all the way up, up until the end of the street.

And then make a right.

And, uh, the street just kept going on and on and on.

What's your friend's name?

Her name?

Um- um- um- aah!

Wanda. Wanda. That's it.

She works at the, uh, at the bank.

Wanda brem? Wanda brem, yeah.

Wanda brem.

She invited you over to her house?

Yeah, yeah.

What for? What for?

Uh-huh. Um, to have something to eat, you know.

We're gonna eat some food.

Uh, you want to go up main st., take a right on third.

Two blocks, second house on your right.

Okay. Thank you much.

Thanks a lot.

Did you get all the cars? We got seven out of eight.


Cool it.

Salazar painted that car for a reason!

You think he's gonna pull a job in this town?

I don't think he came here for the fishing.

There's only one bank, george.

Yes, there is.

You may need this.

We've got him!

What the hell is goin' on?

This is it! We got him! We got salazar!

You stay, watch the car. I'll go get the sheriff.

We'll catch this slimeball red-handed. - Right.

Right, right.

Don't move, frank!

Don't be stupid.

Put down the gun... and turn around real slow.

Let's get him inside. Let's get him off me.

This guy never missed a dinner in his life.

Just fold him.

Have you ever seen this guy before?

I seen a lot of him tonight.

Hey! Blow it! We gotta go now.

No, bill is watching the car! No, meet me there!

Sheriff, i promise you this is it!

How long would it take? Two minutes?

Yeah. Wait.

Yes, sir.

Right. Okay, okay. All right. Right.

Right, right. Yeah. I'll get the dispatch.

This happens. It happens.

Aha! Aha!

That's why they pay me the big bucks! Oh, yeah.

I need all available units over at citizens state bank. Burglary in progress.

Let's go. Come on. All cars, all cars:

Proceed to citizens state bank. Bank burglary in progress.

Surround the building. Proceed to citizens state bank.

Burglary in progress. Surround the building.

You okay, max? Now!

Ow! Holy- shoot!

Son of a bitch!

Let's go!





Bill! George!

What happened? I got hit.

Salazar? Aw, who the hell knows?

Salazar just hit the bank. If we don't hurry, we lose him.

Damn it! What?

I should've been in that safe in 20 minutes. Not 30, not 40, not 50.

Twenty minutes. You did a good job.

We did it. We pulled it off. We're out of there.

What do you want, confetti?

No. For once, i would just like perfection.

That's all. Just perfection. Lighten up, man.

You're no fun. You are no fun.

Nick, i hate to admit it, but you're okay.

Aw, you're just saying that. Woo-o-o-o-o.


Carlos, i think i just found number eight.

Lt. Horn, this is sheriff henault. We got 'em in sight.

We're comin' into the valley in the southern end about five miles north of darby.

We're about ten minutes behind you, sheriff.

They turned. Goddamn it! How?

Maybe the fat guy you hit over the head.

We gotta get off the road and kill the dust. We're leaving a trail a mile long.

Here, go through this pasture here. We can get to the house from there.

This road is bullshit. It dead ends a couple of miles up.

It'll give us some time. Trust me!

I can't see through this dust! I can't see 'em!

Move it! Move it!

Carlos, watch the road.

We'll get the gear, split the money later.

Get the car running. Got it.

Shit! We lost 'em!

Back the goddamn thing up! What are you doing?

I am backin' up. We didn't lose 'em.

What, are you blind? Shut up.

See anything? Nothing. Let's get the hell out of here.

Carlos? Ray!

Oh. Max?

Carlos! Ray?

Nick? I made it.

I made it.

Oh, i made it. I made it. Ohh!


Oh, i made it.

We got him! We got him!

You son of a bitch.

Frank salazar, this is the law.

The house is surrounded.

Throw down your weapons and come out with your hands on top of your head.


I've never been this fucked up by a little piece of- thirty-two.

I knew it! I knew it! God, what's going on?

It's not my fault. When's it gonna be fixed?

Never! It's a face plant, man. It's history.

We're stuck here?

Citizens state bank. We don't have an exact figure... on how much was taken, but an arrest was made... hey, listen!

Within an hour of the crime.

The suspect's name is frank salazar.

He's from new jersey. He's also been charged with the robberies... of the shop 'n go market and ford's department store, and for stealing two cars.

He's being held at the ravalle county jail.

The money, as yet, has not been recovered... and bail has been set at one million dollars.

And now for sports. The montana grizzlies began-

whew. Gee.

That's too bad.

Oh, shit.

You don't think frank would talk, do ya?


Do we have a million dollars?


Oh, no.

Oh, no, you're not thinking of bailing him out, are you?

That would be stupid, don't you think?

Oh, no, you- no! You're not gon- are you out of your fuckin' mind?

No! No, forget it.

I'm out of here. You guys do what you wanna do.

That's fine. I'll just get a bus or a taxi or something.

I'm just gonna take my share here plus, of course, expenses and things.

Don't worry about me. I'll write you from maui.

I'll write you in your nice, cold cell.

I'll be on my nice, hot island with a couple of college babes.

You guys are out of your minds! You should be in an insane asylum!

Why you're in this business, i don't know.

Maybe you should open a dry cleaners or something.

Bail him out. Why, that is the silliest thing i ever heard.

I'll just take some of this here.

Maybe i can find a bus stop or something, okay?

I'll just take this for a taxi or something.

What are you doing? Hey! Whoa!

That's my money there!

We're going back to get frank! I don't wanna get frank.

Has that dog had its shots? Have you had your shots?

We're gonna go get frank. No! Hey! Don't forget the money!

He's getting the money! What's wrong with you guys?

Let go of me! What are you doing?