Double Team (1997) Script

Quinn, Jack.

Your final assignment is classification red.

At 3:05 P.M., greenwich mean time, a truck loaded with 32 kilogras of nonactive plutonium...

Was stolen from a secured U.S. nuclear installation outside Croatia.

We believe stavros and his organization...

Will sell it to the Iraqis within 24 hours.

Your objective is to make sure the plutonium is returned safely to our base.

Out of the way! Urgent call for you, sir.

Quinn's in! We have satellite confirmation that the xrt is mobile!

Wow! This'll be a ride. Quinn has 14 hours to reach the border.

If he does make it, his resignation is final.

Watch out!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!


Whoa!


Jack! Would you get that?

Ohh!

Kathryn!

Your damn cow was in my way!

It's not a cow, Jack. It's a swan.

Whatever it is, it's in my way. In your way?

Your swan is beautiful.

You're beautiful.

Ah, not for long, huh?

You'll still be sexy.

A bit rounder and a bit softer...

Jack, the baby... it's what we want, no?

Of course.

Bonjour, Jack.

You don't believe in front doors?

There's a back door too. You, of all people, should know that.

Hey.

How'd you find me?

We never lost you, my friend.

So you know I'm retired.

How long do you think you can sit on your ass and watch the sun set?

You're a hunter, Jack. Admit it. You miss the game.

You don't get it.

For me, it's personal.

For you, it's politics.

Politics makes money, brings you opportunities. Everything's politics.

You want personal?

I'll give you personal.

Stavros is back, and we want him alive.

We want all his nasty information... names, clients, escape routes.

That's why we need you.

After all these years chasing him, you're the only guy who knows how he works, how he moves.

Come on, Jack. This is your last shot.

We've got a delta team prepped and waiting for you in antwerp.

Face it, Jack: You can't retire until he does.

Is Quinn coming back or not?

I don't know. Maybe he really is retired.

If he is, we go to plan "b."

Capitan!

Move the seat up.

It's a little tight in the rear.

But that's generally true of the c.I.A., isn't it?

Si, capitan. Okay.

So you bust a few drug cartels in third world countries;

You testify in front of congress;

They make you a deputy director... get to the point. The point is, you're nothing but a minor-leaguer.

You were only good for one thing... you got Quinn back in the game.

That'll be challenging. Pull over here.

And by the way, I left you a present.

Ohh! Get me outta here!

Aaah! Help!


Hey, ciao, Bella. You look fine!

Come on.

Don't tell me that it's not dangerous.

You're gonna be back in 36 hours.


¶ I'm looking for yaz.

I'm looking for yaz.

Whoa. I'll bet that hurt.

That hurt.

These hurt too.

But I kinda like this one right here, though.

Who are you? I'm the man.

You? I hope you don't judge a person by the way he looks.

I hate that.

Who does your hair, siegfried or Roy?

The last guy who made fun of my hair is still trying to pull his head out of his ass.

I don't wanna know about your sex life.

Well, this has been fun. Now, who in the hell are you?

Jack Quinn.

If you wanna dance, ask me nicely.

I just wanted to check and see if it's you, Mr. Quinn.

Damn. The legend walks.

I heard you dropped out of the game, Jack.

Whoa. Santa's workshop.

Who's that? Rudolph?

I may not have reindeer, but I do have the best elves in the business.

Christmas shopping for bad boys?

I don't play with the bad boys anymore.

Only the good guys, baby.

Just tell me what you need. I got shit here so new, even I don't know I have it.

Offense gets the glory.

But defense wins the game.

I take cash, gold... did you open that? Yeah.

Fire in the hole!

But I don't take personal checks.

I have a rule here.

You break it, you bought it. Got it?

Gentlemen, this is delta one.

Forget you've ever seen him.

This is Mr. yamir.

He has information that stavros will be surfacing tomorrow afternoon...

Somewhere around here.

An amusement park. Huh.

Who's my deadeye? That would be me, sir.

Know how to use it?

It's been modified to shoot tranquilizer darts.

Can you shoot a man at 200 yards with that?

With this, I can shoot the dick off a hummingbird.

He's like a snake. If you look into his eyes, he'll get you in the back.

When we I.D. Stavros, move into position.

We only have one shot.

Two darts will kill a man; Three will kill a rhino;

And we want stavros alive.

Ho-ho-ho-ho!

Delta five, check the two arab women by the carousel.

On it.


Something's happening.

Bravo one, we have stavros. North lot, gray Mercedes.

I've got three men moving. The driver's staying with the car.

Let him in, bravo. Delta two and five, move to Baker.

- The rest of you hold. Roger, delta one.

What a night to do this.

It had to be tonight.

This is way too easy.

He's in my sights. I have clear coverage on him.

Ready to fire.

That's not stavros! He's a lefty!

Stavros is a lefty! - Sir?

It's not him!

The driver! Find the driver!

En route to ground position.

Come on, my friends! Come on!

Come on! Here we go! That's right!

We're securing the exits.

I got him. Roger.

At the tiger cage. Who's the woman? She's hiding something.

It could be a bomb.

My God.

I've locked on, delta one.

Delta two and five in position, sir.

We're ready to take him.

Delta one. What are you waiting for, delta one?

Ready to move in.

Delta one, I'm waiting for your command.

You have your shot. What are you waiting for?

Stavros is on the move!

Clear out! Clear out! Too late, clown boy.

Move into position, three!


Whoa!


Aaah!


Aaaah!


His mother told me...

That his favorite thing in the world...

Used to be...

When he'd go riding his little pony on the weekends.

He loved riding that little horse.

Little horse gonna miss my boy.

I am a professional, Quinn.

I've killed. I've killed a lot.

But most of the bastards I've killed...

Deserved to die.

My little boy was six years old, mister.

My little boy was six years old.

Now, that makes it personal, mister.


Candidate for colony residency.

Quinn, Jack Paul.

1959.

Entered foreign service at 22.

Demolitions, tracking, psychological countermeasures.

Antiterrorism.

Stavros acquisition.

Video segment a-19:

Antwerp interdiction.

Agent Quinn achieved clean opportunity to acquire Alpha, but target Alpha escaped.

You went soft. Soft agents are a liability.

But because of your skills, you've been assigned to the colony.

No!

If you fail to cooperate, Mr. Quinn, you have an alternative.

Nerve gas is quite painless, but effective.

But why bother? You're dead already.

At least that's what your wife and the rest of the world have been told.

If you wish to live, just put your thumbprint on the scanner next to the TV.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two...

Identity confirmed.

Thank you, Mr. Quinn.

Yaaaaah! Now, about...

Jack. Glad you decided to join us.

Alex goldsmythe. The tax man.

You were killed s-s-six years ago.

God! It's been six years already?

Oh, well.

Climb on board. Some friends are waiting to meet you.

Gentlemen.

Come and meet the famed Jack Quinn.

Moishe levant. You died in Lebanon.

Beirut, actually.

Everybody... All agents...

Or ex-agents.

Or ex-enemies.

We're too valuable to kill and too dangerous to set free.

Welcome to the colony.

Quinn. Staal.

I understand.

Don't! This violence is not approved!

I thought I killed him in tuzla.

Apparently, not well enough.

I really dislike that man.

Jack, you must wear this at all times.

Simple device, really. Part pager, part timer.

Lets you know where to be and for how long.

When you hear it signal, you must respond.

We're a think tank, Jack.

We're linked into every law enforcement database in the world.

We analyze terrorist incidents...

And recommend responses to our client governments.

We are the last line of defense against global terrorism, and nobody even knows we exist.

Ah. What's on the menu for today?

What you're seeing is the wreckage of a global air 747...

En route from San Francisco to seoul, South Korea.

Our image generator is interpreting signals from the crash site.

Headset on. Hand on the scanner at all times.

Attention. We have a feed coming in from Washington, D.C.

I have a brief statement from the secretary concerning the global air tragedy, but I won't be taking any questions.

Of the 176 passengers onboard the flight, there are no survivors.

The c.I.A. Is reporting the plane was downed by the north Koreans...

In an unprovoked and deliberate terrorist attack.

The secretary stands by this assessment and will hold a briefing later this evening...

Regarding the United States' response.

The Koreans are denying responsibility, while the American president consults his allies.

Jack, your continued usefulness...

Depends on your ability to analyze and interpret incoming data during times of crisis.

This is the colony's reason to exist, Jack.

Thank you.

The plane explodes from internal malfunction.

Very fast. It's gone.

We've just intercepted a transmission...

Of global 277's cockpit voice recorder.

Pacific center, we've got unscheduled traffic at heading three-two-niner...

My, my.

Not a pleasant prospect, the Koreans having that technology.

Anyone with an alternative?

Anyone?

Analysis confirms the report. Moishe.

You buy it?

I'm not sure.

He's lying.

He's covering something up.

They must know something about the shoot-down.

Let's reexamine the satellite images.

Hold it there. What's that? Look. It's a shadow.

Bingo! An awac.

No, an f-4 weasel.

Recreate the computer simulation to include this new possibility.

If it flew close enough, it might be hidden from their scanners.

North Koreans pick up the f-4 on radar...

But shoot down the passenger jet.

The Americans were using the jumbo jet as cover...

For a data recon on a weapons test.

They were set up so the Americans could eavesdrop on a military base.

Inspired. Nice call, Jack.

Underwater lasers.

Lasers.

Starting one meter below the surface, interlocking lasers destroy anything they contact.

The lasers don't get you, the undertow will. They've thought of everything, Jack.

No one ever escaped? No one?

No one. Last one to try was a chap named Bryce.

This was before the lasers were installed.

Poor fellow didn't survive 48 hours.

His guardian took care of him.

Each resident is assigned a guardian.

Never know who he is.

It's the guardian's job to observe his assignment's attitude, behavior, production, that sort of thing.

If a resident escapes, the guardian is sent to terminate him.

How did you hide this place for so long?

Masking devices.

We're virtually invisible.


Hello, Kathryn. Kathryn?

H-hello?

Uh, I hope I'm not disturbing you.

Can we talk?

Yes.

This is Maria trifioli from the galleria luna in Rome.

We spoke last week.

Wonderful news.

We'd like to arrange an exhibition of your sculptures.

You are surprised, yes?

I understand.

I'll tell you what. I'll send you a plane ticket by messenger in the morning.

You have 5 minutes to check in at your cottages, gentlemen.

Let's go inside.

Seven, six, five, Four, three, two, one...

Thank you, Mr. Quinn.

Please remain in contact until cleared.


Lasers have been disengaged.

Roger!

Come around!

Okay, all in.


E signora, e quattordicimila lire, per piacere. Grazie.

Hi. I'm Maria trifioli. We spoke on the phone.

- Yes. Well, I'm glad you accepted our proposal.

I'm flattered.

It's very generous, but you know, it will be so difficult for me to... you mean you don't want to show your work here? You have other offers?

No. It's been only four months since my husband... it must be hard for you, I know, but perhaps this will open a new chapter in your life.

No, the problem is moving to Rome.

I'd have to sell the cottage. Rome is so expensive.

You must stay with us at the Regina. We have plenty of room.

I'll make sure you and the baby have nothing but the best care in Rome.

Tonight you'll meet the gallery owner.

He's been waiting a long time to meet you.


This has all the earmarks of a stavros operation.

It confirms our earlier intelligence regarding stavros' current activities.

What we need to know is, who is paying for his talents.

In view of this, we anxiously await your analysis of this event.

What's unusual is, no one's claimed responsibility.

Barcelona.

The Algerians have been flexing muscle there recently.

The Algerians can't afford stavros.

Maybe it's personal vengeance.

Stavros working on his own.

That's not his style. Why would he?

Suppose it was some psycho, a random act.

Several groups have been active lately in Spain. What do you think, Jack?

Jack?

No. No?

Jack, we're awaiting your comment.

It's not sta... stavros. It's a copycat.

I had my chance at stavros. I also failed.

He is my last unpaid debt.

Now he's running around loose and I'm stuck on this rock.

You were our last great hope, the last one still playing the game...

Who was good enough to get him.

What does he know about this place? We're not sure.

That's why he's so dangerous.

Agencies around the world used his services...

When they needed someone with the stomach for difficult work.

It's ironic, really. When he was our ally, he was considered heroic.

Now he works for someone else, he's a scalawag.

He's fallen out of fashion.

I'm afraid we've, uh, had to part with your beautiful swan.

I took the liberty of, uh, doubling the price.

My husband loved that swan.

He thought it was a cow.


Yaaah!


Yeah.


You have five minutes to check in at your cottages, gentlemen.


Five, four, three, two...

Thank you, Mr. Quinn.


Get moving!


All right, let's go.

On our way!

Whoo!

Henri, I need help with these cables.

Henri, what can we do here?

Yeah, I see it. Give me some slack. Pull!


What? Hey!

Do you have a parachute? Yes!


Gentlemen, fasten your seat belts.

We'll be landing soon.

Who is his guardian?


Boo. Damn. Where'd you come from?

I heard they made you disappear.

I need merchandise.

Sorry. I'm closed for the night.

You're open now.

Let's talk.

I need some mean toys.

I got somethin' new here you're gonna love.

It'll make you the baddest boy on the block. Guaranteed.

Check this out.

Laser sight, fully automatic.

You gonna need a holster for that gun.

Oh, these are nice. Can you fly a plane?

Like a bird. But my ass is staying on the ground, brother.

I'm havin' a sale on new gas grenades.

You bring cash? I'll pay you later.

Oops. I just declared a seven-day cooling-off period. Thank you very much.

You know I'm good for it. Sorry, brother.

You outta the game.

Dead men don't get credit.

I'll give you three c.I.A. Bank account numbers.

When I get the merchandise, I'll give you the access codes.

I don't know, man.

I look at you, I see nothing but trouble.

What the hell. I kinda like trouble.

What do you mean, "no parachute"?

My creation is better than a parachute.

Now, are you sure this works? Of course it works.

You sure? Of course.

I'm positive it works. Yeah?

Yeah. Look, you die, you get a full refund.

Trust me.

Good luck. Thanks.

I'm gonna murder you!

Give me a hand here. How about a foot?

Is that the best you can do?

Let's try something else. That's love, baby.

Hey! Watch your hands!

Now, that's what I call "hang time."

What's wrong with you? Are you nuts?

You're crazy, man. You're crazier than my hairstylist.

Did you test it? Did you? I don't need to test it. I built it!

I'll see you back at the shop.

And maybe I'll give you the access codes.

What do you mean "maybe"?

Trust me! Bite me!


Yes, Kathryn. I'm coming.

One moment.


- Stay down! Get up on him!


...Hotel navona in Rome.

Your baby's due tomorrow.

That's his heartbeat. Listen, don't be late.

Oh, I wouldn't take this car. It rides a bit bumpy.

Oh, I'm glad to see you can still play.

You know, if I were you, I'd check into the hotel navona in Rome.

Your baby's due tomorrow.

That's his heartbeat.

Listen, don't be late. Oh, I wouldn't take this car.

It rides a bit bumpy. Oh, I'm glad to see you can still play.

You know, if I were you, I'd check into the hotel navona in Rome.

Your baby's due tomorrow.

That's his heartbeat.

Listen, don't be late. Oh, I wouldn't take this car.

It rides a bit bumpy.

Oops! Don't spoil the paint job.

Thanks. "Thanks"? I'm just protecting my investment.

Dude, this is a little too dangerous for me.

I want the numbers. I want 'em now.

This car is rigged. I need transportation to Rome.

Transportation, you say?

I have some connections in this area.

I told you. If they can make it, I can steal it.

Why didn't you steal something bigger? I figured you'd want to blend in.

So that explains your clothes. What's wrong with my clothes?

You look like a carrot with earrings.

Damn bicycles. Get out of the way!

Hey! You're blockin' the Lane!

I picked them up.

They're entering the autostrada to Rome.

That checks with our latest information.

Quinn's wife is now reported to be at the hotel Regina.

Splendid. We've got a game going.

Oh, I love you so much.

Oh, you love everybody.

And you're a wonderful dancer.

Bring it around to the rear of the hotel. Anything for Jack Quinn?

Si, signore. Right here.

Thanks. Yes, come to the back of the hotel.

We'll have the bellman there to meet you. Si.

This was waitin' for you at the front desk, Quinn.

Well, it's not a bomb.

Maybe it's the access codes.

I would love to get paid.

Those bank accounts are fronts. Empty.

That figures, Quinn. Why you lyin' to me?

I bet the colony doesn't even exist, does it?

It's not about the colony. What the hell is this?

A sonogram of my son.

Stavros has my boy.

You go back to antwerp. I'll get your money. I pay my debts.

Quinn, keep your money.

Why you didn't tell me this before?

What do you care? You always play defense, right?

It's time to get off the bench.

The best defense is a strong offense.

Right? Right.

Stavros has been making the rules.

If we play his game, my wife and son are dead.

You're gonna send an e-mail message?

That's going to be intercepted by every agency in Europe.

What's the plan? I don't have one.

But stavros doesn't know that, so he'll do what he thinks I would do.

So he has to check it out.

And when he does, it'll take us right to Kathryn.

Stavros. Look at this.

Ah. Quinn's clever.

A very sensitive man.

Another time, another place.

It's just too late.

I'm takin' you to the hospital.

You'll be safer there.

I copy that. I'm in position.

Here, sir. Give a look. - I am blocked. Repeat...

this is a circus. Everybody's here.

There's the Mossad.

Some local boys on the corner. - Nothing here.

Even the carabinieri.

Holy cow. It's a full house.

How's pedestrians?

Pardon me. Pardon me. Hey, keep movin', buddy.

Whew!

So, um, it seems your plan isn't working.

Patience. He'll be here.

If we need help, I have a brother.

You have a brother? Yes, I have a brother... the St. clemente chapel.


Quinn, no! That's what he wants!

Kathryn!

No!

You know somethin', Jack?

I never break a promise. Never.

I don't want you to worry about it.

I promise you I'll send you an invitation to the baby's christening.

Think about wearing black.

Let my wife go. Take me.

Well, actually, Jack, I think I'm gonna take all three of you.

No visual.

I got stavros and Quinn. - I have a clear line. Over.

Repeat. Over. Repeat.

Hyah!

Sniper on the roof!


Aaah!

Hyah!


You're out of the game. You sure?


He's up. He's in!

I would have to call that a five-pointer.


Hey!

Where's my wife? I don't know what you're talking about, man.

LA policia.


Jack? Where's Jack?

Don't worry, Kathryn. Everything will be fine.

Who are you people?

Move.

Jack's coming. Take care of business.

I don't want him to know what day it is.

Buona sera, friar. I'm looking for a guy named... shh.

I've never seen walls like this.

What is this?

The bones of my brothers.

You are a friend of brother yaz.

He has done many favors for our order, including a mainframe processor...

That must be seen to be believed.

- What's up? What's up?

This is my brother regulo and my brother ramulu.

This is my brother Quinn.

These monks have been collecting information on Rome for 500 years.

This system has been really updated. Cybermonks.

That prescription label you found? He's tracin' it right now.

Oh, yes.

Ma che cos'é questo?

Che significa? Chi ce I'ha messo?

Oh. Uh...

Internet.

Some 27 doctors prescribed this same medication...

In the last few days.

Ma che cosa succede?

It's an outside signal. - Is it going to crash?

Where in heaven did that come from?

May I?

Incoming message.

"Thanks for the blessing. Jack."

He's down there somewhere.

Man! These antiques are worth a fortune!

In the spiritual sense.

We are now under the tiber river.

This branch of the tunnel will lead down to the island of tiberi.

It's the only way to get to the hospital without using the bridge.

So that's where stavros will place his men.

Good luck. Yes. Good luck. Thank you, brothers.

Catch you on the Internet, my brothers.

I'll wait for your e-mail.

Okay, push. Push!

Okay. Like that. Push! Push!

Damn! It's stuck!

Maybe I have something in my pocket. What do you have?

What's that? My lucky coin, and my lucky detonator, and my lucky plastic explosive.

Semtex. That's the stuff. Handier than duct tape.

Preparation, my friend.

You gotta have the right tool for the job. You gotta be prepared for anything.

Damn! Not enough wire. Huh?

Preparation, huh? Hold on.

Let's find a rock.

You don't mind, do you, man? It's for a good cause. Thanks.

Oops. Air ball.

You need practice, man.

I hate practice, but I never miss twice, brother.

Oh... my baby.


He's on the island.

Of course he is.

I need time. Give me 60 seconds.

Then kill both the women.

Up there.

Go. Go. Go.

Hey, be careful. You gonna wind up in the hospital.

Did you hear something?

- Where? Up there.


Hey! Hey... agh!

It's me! It's me!

It's you. It's you.

Come on.

This hospital, it's awfully quiet.

You take care of it.

They're over here! I heard them! Go!

Marco, what are you doing just standing...

This is a hospital. No running, please.

Shh! Quiet.

Lemme help you down.


Jack?

What's go... what's going on?

No, Jack! She saved me.

They said you were dead.

It's okay. I'm here.

Mm-hmm. I'm here.

It's okay.

Stavros. Where is he?

Where's our son?

Aaaah!

Where's my son? I know where they are.

You go get your boy. I'll take care of her.

Thank you.

You owe me.


Get rid of it, or the party's over.

You know, Jack...

I can call you "Jack," can't I?

I bet you there's not a single night you can close your eyes tight enough...

Without seeing my little boy's face.

I'm going to give you a chance to save your son.

If you live today, you'll get to know your son.

And if you don't, I'll raise him as my own.

You know, men are strong, Jack, but the tiger is stronger.

Watch your step, Jack.

You know, nothing wrong with stepping on a mine.

It's stepping off that counts.

Hah!

Come on! Come on!

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah!

Quinn!

Where did he come from?

Yaz! The crosses! They're mines!


Don't you go off and party without me, okay?

I'll be back.


Got you!


Jack!

The baby's safe. Let's get the hell outta here. This place is gonna blow.

You take care of my son. I'll take care of stavros.


Lift your foot, my tall friend, and that mine will turn you into red paint.


You got... Big feet, Mr. Quinn.

You gotta be careful where you put them.

Looks like you're the bitch now, stavros.

I forgot to tell you. I hope you don't mind.

You went through a lot of trouble diggin' these holes, putting up these markers, and I know mines don't come cheap.

But I moved a couple of your crosses.

Sorry.

Yaz! Behind you!

Oh, sh...

Yaz, where's my son? Where is he?

I'm lookin'! I'm lookin'! He was right here! Jack!


Is everybody okay?

It's me. Daddy.

Yeah.


I want to remember my Roman holiday.

Give me a souvenir.

Cut a piece of your hair.

Oh, and your shirt.

Quinn, you may like this. Here's a souvenir from me.

Maybe my coin will be lucky for you too.

I'm not givin' you any pieces of my hair, Mr. goldsmythe.

Quite a magician, Mr. yaz.

Now it's my turn to disappear.

Toodle-oo. "Toodle-oo"?

Well, you can bet your ass they'll blame me for this one.

I wonder what the fine will be?

¶ Yeah ¶ ¶ Mary, Mary, on the floor ¶

¶ she's lookin' freak but she's much more ¶

¶ le chic, fun chic she's the head of state patrol ¶

¶ head to toe ¶ ¶ what shade of peach ¶

¶ that's a secret she likes to keep ¶

¶ she likes the boys think they're cool ¶

¶ but between her legs are the family jewels ¶

¶ I flick it then I pass it ¶

¶ I feel a little fantastic ¶

¶ unh, unh ¶

¶ I'm in the club knee-deep ¶

¶ I feel a little unh, unh freaky-deaky, unh ¶

¶ my pretty baby don't care ¶

¶ my baby don't care ¶

¶ watch while I strut my honey ¶

¶ I flip my skirt to the breeze ¶

¶ call me freak of the freak of the week freak of the week ¶

¶ 'cause I'm a freak I'll never be alone ¶

¶ I'll rock the floor until the morning comes ¶

¶ escape into music let my worries go free ¶

¶ shake up the world let 'em think I'm king ¶

¶ just a freak just a, just a ¶

¶ I feel a little preschoolastic ¶

¶ I, I paint my hair green ¶

¶ I, I ¶

¶ wear it down to my feet, yeah ¶

¶ my pretty baby don't care ¶

¶ oh, ah my baby don't care ¶

¶ never stopped me ¶

¶ let my inhibitions go free ¶

¶ throw my cares to the street I'm freak of the I'm freak of the week ¶

¶ yes, I'm a freak I'll never be alone ¶

¶ I'll rock the floor until the morning comes ¶

¶ escape into music let my worries go free ¶

¶ shake up the world let 'em think I'm king ¶ ¶ I'm just a freak ¶

¶ yes, I'm a freak I'll never be alone ¶

¶ I'll rock the floor until the morning comes ¶

¶ escape to the music let my worries go free ¶

¶ shake up the world let 'em think I'm king ¶

¶ just a freak my baby don't care ¶

¶ my baby, baby ¶ ¶ my baby don't care ¶

¶ my baby don't care ¶ ¶ 'cause my baby ¶

¶ 'cause my baby ¶ ¶ 'cause my baby ¶

¶ 'cause my baby ¶ ¶ my baby don't care ¶

¶ Mary, Mary, on the floor ¶ ¶ she's lookin' freak but she's much more ¶

¶ le chic, fun chic she's the head of state patrol ¶

¶ head to toe ¶ ¶ what shade of peach ¶

¶ that's a secret she likes to keep ¶

¶ she likes the boys think they're cool ¶

¶ but between her legs are the family jewels ¶

¶ there is a place we all want to be free ¶

¶ find yourself don't worry what they think ¶

¶ letting go is where you'll find some relief ¶

¶ no one gets hurt they just might call you a freak ¶

¶ yes, I'm a freak I'll never be alone ¶

¶ I'll rock the floor until the morning comes ¶