Dragon Lord (1982) Script

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Your father's coming

Grab it, my Lord

Good morning, father Carry On

That's it, father Your bath's ready, sir

That's all, Dragon?

No, of course not Your sword, my Lord Watch this

It's hard work

Your turn

He's coming again

Are you through again?

Speed is the strength of my swordsmanship Help yourself This way, please

Are you full already?

Yes Boss!

Good morning, Mr Chu The weather is fine, let's have the lesson here today How's Dragon doing in his studies?

Excellent, give him a quiz I'm ready anytime Help yourself to breakfast

Are you full?

Father's presence spoils my appetite He's going to give you a quiz Have you memorized Lesson One yet?

When a mountain is blessed its spirit revives, when...

Are you going anywhere afterwards?

No, nowhere Do 50 pages of penmanship then Why don't I do 100?

You'll be tired after you've finished 50 pages It doesn't matter. I've nowhere to go anyway Don't hang around Take care

Throw it down to me. Quick Don't forget to feed it for me Okay Going out again?

Mr. Chu, don't forget the 100 pages I know. Come home early Okay Pao, please go to my house Tell my wife I won't be home for dinner


'II help you get started

Ready? One, two, three, four...

One little, two little three little Indian Seven little, eight little nine little Indian, ten little Indian That's easy. Listen to me One little, two little three little Indians You promised not to tease me I'm not teasing you, I'm translating

What's the occasion?

Answering to the call of nature

Get me one of those zippers, will you?

My father was put in an order already I wait for you

Hurry up!

Wait, One, two, three

It's over there. Go get it Turn it off, it's warm You think this is a tap?

See, it's all over my pants

What's holding you up, Sexy?

Hurry up. What are you looking at?

Why hasn't Mrs Matchmaker found her?

She really should have found her for me Wait a minute I'm going to help her Why do we always like the same things?

What are you hinting at?

Just our usual Head or tail?

Head or tail?

Tail You lost. Maybe next time

Where's the girl?

The path uphill Thank you I tell your father you'll be late That's not true Take your time You're putting me on again The captain has a few words to say

We've been running like mad these few months The going has been rough All because of this shipment of antiques Mr Wang, through his numerous contacts has found us some foreign buyers in a month or so After the antiques are on board the lines we shall all be going home with enough money to retire

I trust this is agreeable to you all Not me

Did you say something, Lieutenant?

We shouldn't sell the nation's treasures They aren't anymore The Qing Dynasty is over Our Emperor is dead We don't have a nation We are still Chinese, aren't we?

These antiques are ancient Chinese artifacts They are China's treasures But if we don't sell them how are we all going to live?

There are jobs around everywhere We've fought so many battles and have risked our lives for these antiques If we don't get rid of them now we'll definitely be dead soon!

Jobs are not easy to find these days You must be tired, Lieutenant

I'm not going along Captain, it seems...

You stay out of this Just line up the liners for us That I'll do for sure

Chien, you're in charge of security One must get married there's nothing to be shy of For future's sake, take a good look now Thanks I'd be aweful to marry the wrong girl Why are you so quiet today?

Usually you're the most talkative

These two bastards What can I do for you?

You're not giving us the pretty ones No wonder you haven't found me a wife yet I've brought her to you once You said you didn't like her Really?

She doesn't look that pretty now I doubt if I can recognize her Who?

The prettiest Who can that be?

She doesn't know any pretty ones I know every girl in your village What's her name?

I don't know her name I don't know about you Introduce her to me first Who the hell are you talking about?


Isn't that she?

Shouldn't it be my turn?

Dragon Why did you drag me here?

I want to tell you a secret What secret?

It's not your turn today Why?



Because...look who's coming?

Uncle Ho Father They are there

What are you two doing?

Father Dragon was looking for you He has written a poem Let your father hear it I've got to run What are you doing?

I'm leaving now Let your father hear your poem Goodbye Let me hear your poem

Jingle bell, Jingle Bell.....

That's your poem? That's a Christmas carol You're supposed to be studying Look how untidy you are What did you come out for?

Mrs Matchmaker has found a girl The girl's waiting for us Really?

That's where Cowboy's going You'd better hurry then Can't let Cowboy beat you to her I go right now Move Only if he had a wife that I will be relieved


You should be ashamed of yourself I'm crazy about her And I'm not?

I know you do too Then we're enemies?

A lot of brothers kill each other Because they loved the same woman I'd never hit you over a woman

I figure a way to help you then How?

I'll let you play hero Who's going to be the villain?

You don't look like one Kang and Pao look like villains I pay them to play villains Good Will you forgive me for just now?

Of course I knew you would

What do you want?

He's a erotic man I want close to you You must be careful I want to kiss you

She wants to beat you up

A nice girl shouldn't have done that I scream if you don't go away Don't be impatient Our hero is very punctual You two perverts Should be ashamed of yourselves Don't worry a thing, Miss You...

My Lord You told us to kidnap the girl We've got an intruder

You... I..

It's you again?


Last time you flirted a little girl I already gave you one last chance But you're doing it again

You betrayed me just now

Are you all right?

I'm mad I'm fine How dare youlStep aside please

Are you all right? It hurts

That hurts more than the last one Listen to me, please

Dragon, you...

Please stop, hero, quit fighting, please Cut it out Stop now What are you doing?

Will you two stop it please?

Let go of me

Listen to me please You think you have won?

You used me to prove how good you are Go away

We agreed not to hit each other's nose Afraid that your father would know, right?

I'll tell your father

You're a stupid idiot Let go of me I couldn't care less if father's here Dragon

Why are you two buddies fighting?

Take a look at yourselves He called me a stupid idiot I don't want to see you again

Go Home


You'd better pay for all damages

What are you standing there for?

What has Dragon been studying lately?

Poems of the Tong Dynasty and Classical Literature Why don't you give him a quiz?

He has memorized every piece He knows them backwards How about Lee's poems?

How about a Classical Essay?

I can recite 'Going to War'

How about letter to Su'?

Letter to Su' letter to Su'...

Start from 'Having lost my way'

'Having lost my way...'

'Having lost my way...'

'Having lost my way...'

'Having lost my way...'

What are you doing?

My foot is very itchy Can you give me the next phrase?

'I joined the army'

'I packed my bags'

'They sent me out of China'

'Into the dangerous barbarian territories'

'Our troops were the outnumbered'

'But they were the bravest'

'We chased the barbarians up north'

Isn't that great?

Are you reciting or not?

He's grown too fond of this piece Let me hear 'Su's prayer to wife'

Another piece?

You heard me

'You've gone for ten years'

'But I miss you everyday'

Are you thinking of mother?

Keep on reciting

'Last night you came to my dreams'

'We gazed at each other silently'

'But not without tears of sadness'

Carry on

Can I not do this piece?

It reminds you of your mother, right?

Recite 'My house' then I've wiped that one off What did you say?

I've wiped that one off my mind You shouldn't forget what you've learned

If you can't recite it today Mr Chu deserves to be fired You two go clean up the kitchen Now let me hear it Can I do 'My song' instead?

'My house'

This is my latest painting

I've also done others too Why don't you just recite 'My house'?

Yes, father

'When a mountain is blessed, its spirit revives, when...

Stand still It should show my personality'

'My personality'




Point?1 Well?


I don't really know


Have some tea!


The window'


What are you doing? Freeze!

'Trees climb the roof and looking...'

'Green'...'And looking'

Have some green tea

'And looking green'

Freeze over there. What kind of recital was that?

You have had so many tutors Go memorize your lessons Yes father Post...


Nothing That's not right What kind of tutor are you?

No dinner for you two tonight Memorize it today or stay home forever

I can't concentrate if you're here!

'When a mountain is blessed, its spirit revives'

'When water is blessed, its spirit awakes'

'Trees climb the roof and looking green'

'I have a lot of visitors'

'They like me'

You skipped two lines I know. 'I've a lot of visitors'

And then?

I've a lot of visitors'

'From all provinces'

Did you teach him that?

No No, it's 'We read to each other'

'We read to each other'

It is peaceful and educational'

Carry on 'They like me'

'That's my house' That's it, father I know all of your games. I'm a master of tricks myself Get change and go to Uncle Wang's to apologize You two freeze

I work hard and won't let you down I hope so

Thank you so much Don't mention it Have some tea Give this to the Lord We haven't done this for a long time That's true Go apologize to your buddy That's not necessary I'll show you some of my flowers

Visit with Chin

You want to take a look?

Take it then. It's a gift from me I've got something even better

This is called a telescope Good for peeping I show you a rifle What's a rifle?

This is a rifle It blows out fire?

It can kill a tiger This way?

You need gun powder

Are you all right?

Yes Where's the gun powder?

I've got it

Gun powder How do you work it?

Pour it in here

How much?

As you like Let's try that

What's this?

Iron balls How much do you need?

I don't know Let's try that Wait Why?

Got to stuff it That's how my father does it Okay Try it out You try it!

No You try it!

Why didn't it work?

What's the problem? Does it work?

Did we do too much stuffing?

Maybe the gun powder's wet I can't see anything

We're in deep trouble You go home. I'll take care of this This is my home I'll go home then One person is betten than two I'll do 'I won't touch guns' lines for you

He took away nothing I don't believe it Have you gone over the inventory?

We didn't lose a single item He may come back to steal Then we'll be in trouble We must find him Yes Give me a few men Let's go

I crawl in with the rifle

Did you hear it?

Yes, so many of them This is the pheasants' home

The noises have a stopped

We've being surrounded by pheasants We'll be rich then

It's over there. Go find it

I can't find my way out The pheasants should be around They are not here Look over there then I did Go look again I can't find them How can?

These eggs are big

What are you doing here?

Whatever you're doing?

Follow me Freeze

I got it

Are you all right now?

Captain, we've got the wrong one You can't tell between men and pheasants It flew towards that way Are you all right, Dragon?

We're sorry

Wait just one minute You scared away my pheasant And kicked me so many times

I'm sorry We came here first You scared away our pheasant Ganging up on two kids?

We'll go over there

You should have done that already We'll mind each other's own business Don't you tresspass my territory Or I'll be mad Were you scared just now?

We've got the game tomorrow No, I just felt weak I wasn't scared Where's the pheasant?

Over there

Captain, we couldn't find him

He must be hidding somewhere He may report us to the police We'll be long gone I want him, dead or alive The two biggest events of the year One the breadhill climbing and shuttle-cock cup You'll see the breadhill climbing next month Today's match is The Braves vs. The Dragons Here's the captain of the Dragons The teams have beaten many teams to quality themselves to be in today's final Both teams are confident Gold-Silver is today's referee Time for choosing sides

I'm honored to be the referee I won't be biased Captains of both teams

Head or tail?

Head You choose That side. Change over The Braves won the toss They have the wind of their side Let's see what The Dragons can do

Be brave

The game will start anytime now Killer blocked Lord Dragon Killer passed Robot One to Zero. The Braves scored King couldn't even see it I think The Braves will win the game They are putting the score on the Scoreboard One nothing, The Braves The Dragons are fighting back Here comes the magnificent Lord Dragon Robot passed to Lord Dragon Too bad it was to high Here comes the Braves again Robot has just scored for the other side The score is now two nothing The Barves score every minute The games is not over yet Two points are easy to score The Dragons are coming back Robot, Lord Dragon, Fox Fox, Robot, Lord Dragon Lord Dragon is up against three Braves Lord Dragon is calling a defensive pattern Killer wants to score again Here comes the Braves Killer's got a golden chance now Bull roughed Killer up That's penalty kick Bull is fighting with the referee That sure is a stupid move

Killer is pointing towards that side Must be coaching his teammates Another score. Three nothing That was really stupid Letting The Braves fool you Three nothing is not good enough Three nothing, The Braves Lord Dragon is planning a comeback Dragon, Robot, back to Dragon Robot, stolen by Killer The Braves are moving. Here's Dragon Dragon lost it again Robot sends it up the middle Dragon to Fox. Fox is too slow Robot intercepeted the shuttle-cock Another turnover. The Braves are still coming Nice save by King Those were beautiful moves Dragon intercepeted that pass He scored for the Dragon Killer has made a serious mistake Three to One. The Braves The Dragons are so excited Killer is calling a defensive plan To the goalie again

What a wonderful move by killer That was just out of this world Robot, Dragon, Nice move Bull was fouled by a Brave The Dragons've got a penalty kick

King has also run upcourt Dragon will take the penalty kick Dragon's got a golden chance Nice save by the goalie The Dragons almost scored

A close one for The Braves The Braves are coming back Killer hurled Bull down onto the ground Killer is not playing the shuttle-cock Are you ok? That too much go to the back side

Pass to Robot Bull, Robot, Dragon Fox doesn't know where the shuttle-cock is The Braves have another chance Dragon come back for the rescue Killer dragged Dragon down on the floor That was an international foul

Robot is having a one-man-show Robot still has the shuttle-cock The Braves are coming back Killer is on his move Nice save by King Dargon had anticipted his move Dragon sent it back to King King, Bull, Dragon, back to Bull Bull missed the shuttle-cock The Braves have intercepted the shuttle-cock The Dragons are playing man-to-man The Braves are controlling the game Nice pass from Dragon to Robot Nice shot by Bull The goalie is incredible Time for a new shuttle-cock Dragon pass to Bull Two Braves are on Bull Dragon's shot was caught by the goalie Another save by the goalie Killer is on a fast break But Dragon is a smart player Dragon is looking for a teammate Dragon has spotted Bull Dragon, Bull, Robot

Fox scored for the Dragons One more goal to tie up the game Another one to win

We've got a score now Three to two, The Braves The Braves are very upset They'd better be careful now Killer tried a shot in vain Another wonderful save by King The Dragons don't lock tired at all They are playing to tie game Killer is frustrated Fox was dragged down onto the floor That maybe a penalty kick It is a penalty kick The Braves have got a good goalie Dragon scored for The Dragons That was a superb display of technique The game is tied up at three to three Who will be the winner?

There isn't much time left Both teams are anxiety-ridden now Time's up That's another score No use. Time's up The Braves are surrounding the referee but the goal doesn't count Because time was up We'll be into overtime and I need to take a break Let me have a sip of water We can win if we wanted Time is saving you, three more minutes on the field

The Dragons will win for sure

I need to talk to you, Mr Ho Yes?

Do you think that girl's pretty? Isn't she nice?

The game will resume soon All right, we're into overtime now Killer is beating Dragon up The Braves are not playing that well Nice pass from Dragon to Robot Dragon passed the shuttle-cock to Fox Fox lost it Another save to the goalie's credit Beautiful pass from Dragon to Bull Bull lost the shuttle-cock Dragon is signalling for a pass Dragon sent it to the middle Fox has got the shuttle-cock now But Killer is such a good player Killer is playing a wonderful athlete Great! Dragon got it Killer intercepted the shuttle-cock It's Dragon against Killer Killer's eyes are injured

Nice shot by Dragon The Braves are out to score Dragon ran Killer down Killer's got the shuttle-cock That looks like another penalty It is another penalty I think The Dragons are going to lose Time will be up after the panalty The Dragons are all very sad

Don't be fooled again What should I do?

It's your decision The referee is urging Killer to shoot Killer is stalling the game

Killer is playing tricks again

King has sent the shuttle-cock up the court Dragon gives a shot. Four three. Time's up The Dragons won That was a tough, tough game The Braves are really disappointed The Dragons represent Easttown This year's Shuttle-cock Cup has found its rightful owner Let's go get the prize I injured someone Who?

That girl over there Go to her

Hold this for me The Lord's girlfriend is over there Where are you going?

Please listen to me, miss Stay away from us What?

You're not forceful enough Forceful?

What now?

My friend wants to apologize to you Speak up I'm sorry Is that all?

That was really ridiculous I have a lot to say to her But she doesn't want to listen to you Why not write her a letter?

And slide it in underneath the door?

That's too old-fashioned Send it by registered mail?

That takes too long What's a fast and classy way?

Airmail Airmail?

That's old-fashioned It works though A love letter sounds awful But everybody writes it Bring it here Will she get it?

Calculate the wind speed correctly and it will fly to her doorsteps Lift It's up The letter, my Lord Watch the wind The wind's fine How's the wind?

Go ahead

Fly to Sexy's home The wind has stopped Can I cut it?

The wind blowing northeast Cut it It's all yours You can cut it now

You've cut it already?

Weren't you watching the wind?

The wind changed its direction We'll make another one Another one?

There's a love letter up there That's right Write another letter East town has a fat woman also called Sexy My Lord, my Lord What am I going to tell your father?

It's me

Why are you here?

To pick up my kite

Softer please Softer please


Get down here I'm picking up my kite

Hold it

Let him go

Captain It's all right

He's your son's buddy?

Yes, he's just a naughty kid I wouldn't worry over him I'm not forcing you to get married Mrs Matchmaker Let Sexy knows she's rejected The one who lives at Flower Lane?

I let her know Sexy?

She's the one?

I love you, father When will you grow up, son?

I'll turn her down Please don't do that Will you make up your mind?

'II buy you a bottle of perfume Really?

How can I meet her?

At the temple on the 15th The 15th? Don't forget my perfume.

Make sure it's from Paris Of course

Where's Kang?

My Lord My Lord Why have you bought so many things?

You can eavesdrop on her Stay here Yes

You're going to die, Lieutenant

I need some devine enlightment Would Dragon make a good husband?

If yes, give me an A stick If not, give me a F stick

Please help me Give her an A stick And I'll pay you respect regularly I've bought you gifts today

You are stealing the nation's treasures Just surrender the pieces you took A stick?

Surrender? Am I crazy?

It's an A stick I don't think you have any choice

A F stick?

Remember our present hunt?

Sure. It's them all right It's those two idiots

This is a criminal act

Are you trying to kill him?

Don't you conscience?

Captain forbids hurting outsiders

Have anyone notified the police? How can you do that to a dying man?

You two are number one cowards Bullying defenseless persons Why don't you take me?

He hit me That's like hitting me Sexy is watching I finish for you All right?

Be careful What we need now is a brave man You again?

It's true you look funny But you shouldn't feel ashamed You...


Stay cool Two against one?

We need more space then Will everybody move aside please?

Excuse me please

Are you all right?

Sure You're asking for it You're a dead man The brave is not afraid of death If I got killed by these two animals Make me a shrine and place it over there Let everybody know what I died for And who my murderers were Make sure they use concrete Idiot

Watch behind you

I'm fine

Stop hitting him

Come kill me

Hit him Don't upset the crowd Let nobody move We want to save this man, right?

Right You two ought to be ashamed of yourself Stay cool But I'm not afraid Lieutenant is a dying man anyway Let's leave here We won't be ganging up on you Don't you run away Don't let me run into you again

Lord Dragon Let me down What about the injured man?

Quiet please We should finish what we've started My father will pay for all damages Bring the injured man out here Then see if the old woman's hurt Get me a board Where should we bring him?

Bring him to my house Our barn is bigger than your house Bring him to your barn then That we'll do

Making wishes?

Don't be too superstitous Right The devine one answers my prayers What stick did you get?

An A stick Is that right?

I want to visit you at your house Did I invite you?

Get going now Dragon

You fought like a thug just now Not like when you are practising Fighting and practising are different

I stole a few pieces from their collection You said we own a share of the treasures?

Every Chinese owns a share There are 30 million Chinese We own 2-30 million then How much is that?

I don't really know It shouldn't be too little anyway

How's he?

He passed out

Too much bleeding Go buy some bandages I have to go home anyway Can I leave you alone here?

Sure, this place is safe I'm leaving then Hurry back Don't let my father see you The stolen pieces are precious They are the cream of this collection You're saying...

Without those pieces the collection would sell half of the original price Are you threatening me, Mr Wang?

You want to talk to the buyers yourself?

No, I don't

Where's the Captain?

In there


As you were

He's in Wang's house So Lieutenant and Wang are together You go there now, I'll be there soon Yes

Where are all your servants, Cowboy?

It's their day off I've bought this medicine Is he all right?

He's still unconscious That's getting serious then Why don't you get the medicine ready?

Get me some matches, will you?

I can't move What's wrong with you?

It's some old injury And its affects your eyes?

No Where are the matches?

We don't have any here Go get me some then I don't want to move

What do you want then?

Sing Go right ahead then One little, two little five little Indian Five little Indian boys!

You skipped two Indians I said five, didn't you hear it?

Are you mad?

Yes, so what?

Get out of here You're really mad?

Go home

You think I like to stay here?

You get the medicine ready then Don't use too much water

Dragon Tie him up What are you doing to him?

We'll bring you to the Captain I'm not leaving here We'll kill you then Now would you like that?

Kill me then

I him

I him

I can't do it Are you disobeying Captain's order?


It's you again?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Don't you have conscience?

Are we worse than two kids?

If he reports us to the government we'll lose our lives I couldn't care less about the treasures I'd rather go find a job We don't want to see Captain again You tell him for us

Get out of here as soon as possible

Take care of him for us Don't worry

How are you feeling?

I don't want to get you involved I don't care He does though No You've done your nation a favour Lieutenant Take care of yourselves We've done our nation a favour We should keep on doing more

So you teamed up with outsiders They're innocent

He's innocent Why?

How do you feel?

What do you think? It hurts Hand over the pieces You must be kidding Every Chinese owns a share of the treasure I don't represent them all Nor do I Where are the pieces?

I don't know. Let's stall him We will never let you know

I shouldn't be wasting time on you then

I'm hit Are you all right?

Why don't we tell him the truth?

He won't believe us now Be tought. We're doing all Chinese a favour Will they come to our rescue?

Let's go get some help Let's go You're walking out on your father?



That's my father Thank God then What did you say?



Uncle Wang. Cowboy!

Are you all right, father?

You kill my father Stay cool, Cowboy He's not your father

Your father's alive, Cowboy


Cowboy, Cowboy...

Confess. And I'll let you go What about the Wangs?

I'll let them go too You promise?

Dragon Come closer I don't want him to know

I don't know where the pieces are

I don't care if you don't let me go Though kid

Speak up or I'll let go


Cowboy Cowboy Are you all right?

Don't let him go

He threw my father down Do the same to him I can't beat him He's neither taller nor stronger than you Why can't you beat him?

Let's leave here

What would you do if that was your father?

Uncle Wang Dragon

'II kill the bastard That's what I'm going to do

Cowboy Get out of here

Speak up and I'll let you go

Are you afraid of anything?

I'm not even death

We'll die together



I drag you down

Cowboy, he's coming down the belt

Excuse me, Dragon

Do you think we killed him?

All I know is we're still alive I'd better go to my father

Are you all right, father?

Should I throw him down again?

Dragon You go first. Hurry...

Quick. What takes you so long?

You are always late Where's Uncle Wang?

He's being with the officers. Will catch up us later Dragon, he takes all our credit He's your father Have you discussed how to do that?

How? Use hands, of course Then we've to be quick or nothing left One, two, one...One, two, one...

Trembling with rage while it rains I roar with pain, the emotion is strong How much have I contributed and how long have I travelled?

I mustn't wait any longer And leave regrets The vengeance must be taken But when?

Leading my troops to crush the enemies Drinking their blood and eating their flesh We must regain our land and revive our spirit One, two, one, two

Please be seated Please, please

All the best Thanks

It's taller this year

Don't mess around It's taller than your barn

Go get the ball

The ball is ours

We're invincible

To beat us impossible

I get it

We're on the same side What?

Are you color-blind?

Okay? Come on It's yours I'm a red

Get away

No, you were running the wrong pattern That's not ours. Don't put it in

Ours is red I confuse

Catch it


Don't let him get near the table Catch! Dragon Here!

I get the prize