Dressed to Kill (1980) Script

It's 27 degrees right now... 7:17...

The sport scene is coming up at 25 after the hour...

And Jack Walters will be having that exclusive interview with Billy Martin And you know that's going to be fireworks...

The best bet for you folks coming in from Jersey...

Do whatever you gotta do... use the uh...

Looking forward to some blue skies all day today...

Them sun's going to be shining in the 70's Oh... oh... oh... Yes... Yes...

Especially in the city it should get up to the 60's...

Enjoy it while you can because that ole' man winter is going to be blowing any day.

The lows tonight in the upper 30's with frost in some of the colder regions upstate.

You're listening to Willie Craig on PRM-FM-93 and if you're clock radio is set to go off at 7:18, is should be doing that right about now Start every day with music here on PRM.

This is a cut from the new Pandemonium album, Lady Stevie

Peter, you're supposed to be ready in half an hour.

Ready for what?

We're going to the Museum today & then you and Mike and I are going to lunch with Grandma.

Oh, Mom, I can't go.

I need the rest of the vacation just to finish this thing.

We made these plans a week ago, remember?

I know, I know but I'm way behind my schedule, I'm sorry.

Peter, have you been up all night again Mom, the City Science championships are next week.

Turn that thing off. Put that down and look at me.

We made a little deal, didn't we?

You know I'm very proud and excited about your project but I don't want you working all night on it.

I know. I know. I'm sorry.

Mom, this is the most incredible thing that I've ever built.

I mean it carries.

It carries. Carries what?

Binary numbers.

I mean it could hold up to a 20 digit figure.

Now wait a second, you said it can carry and it holds too?

Both. It does both. That's the whole point.

I mean there isn't a circuit like this in any of my books.

I've invented it.

Well, that's great. That's great Peter. What're you gonna call it?

I don't know.

Well come on... Everybody knows that uh when you invent or discover something you get to name it like uh... a Napoleon.

A what?

You know the French pastry. It was named after Napoleon.

Napoleon invented pastry? I thought he was a general.

Well, you can't fight battles all the time.

He baked as a kind of relaxation.

Are you okay, Mom?

Listen, no more all nighters, okay?


What is this called, anyway? Why its a Peter, of course.

That is, if I ever get if finished.

Okay, okay, I'll let you skip it this time but only if you promise not to work all night.

Okay, I promise.

I promise. All right?

Grandma's going to be very disappointed but it's all right.

I'll explain... that you're working on your Peter.

There's someone at the front door... yes...

Between 11 and 12 Thursday right... yes fine, goodbye.

Kate, good to see you.

Mary's on vacation so I have to be my own Receptionist.

How am I doing?

I hops you're not going to keep me waiting today.

I have to get to the Museum early today I have to be at lunch at 12:30 with Mike and his mother.

No waiting, go right in. The doctor will be with you shortly.

So, what's happening?

My mother's driving me crazy as usual.

Did you talk to her?

Mmmmm... she's hinting around about surprising me for my birthday.

Ah, she's going to come up from Florida is she?

That's her surprise.

How do you feel about seeing her?

Well, I feel... I should want to see her It's been 6 months since we've been down there but she'll just ruin my birthday and it's my day, not hers.

Well, now, think... What are our options?

I could make up an excuse and tell her not to come.


No, I can't do that.

And let's not forget it's supposed to be a surprise.

Anyway, it's not her... it's just...

I don't feel up to it, or her or anything.

How are things going with Mike?



No, they're not fine. What a dumb word that is.

He gave me one of his wham bang specials this morning & I'm mad at him.

Isn't that right? Shouldn't I be mad?

Yeah. Did you tell him? What?

That you were mad at him?

Of course not... I moaned with pleasure at his touch...

Isn't that what every man wants?

I don't know... is it?

Don't start that stuff with me.

Don't you think you'd feel better if you snapped at Mike instead of me?

Think about where your anger is going.

I'm sorry.

Stop apologizing and tell Mike he makes you mad.

Tell him he stinks in bed?

Does he?


Then tell him.

Maybe, there's something wrong with me.

There's nothing wrong with you.

Do you find me attractive?

Of course.

Would you want to sleep with me?


Then why don't you?

Because I love my wife and sleeping with you isn't worth jeopardizing my marriage.

Is it worth it to you, to jeopardize yours?

I don't know.


Stop it...



You be quiet...

I'm sorry... I shouldn't been so rude. Thank you for picking up... mmmm...

Hello. Who is this?

It's not polite to stare.

No... no... ohhh... No...

So you really think Auditron's going up Well, I got it from a very good source.

Double, huh? You didn't hear it from me.

You know what, I'm going to give my broker a little call... well, what about You know what, I'm going to give my broker a little call... well, what about

No... wait...

Please... just stand... and wait... call the police. Wait!

Oh please, call the police!

Dr. Elliott, this is Lou Freeman, I'm still in Chicago and won't be back in time for our appointment on Friday.

I'll give you a call on Monday, okay?

Robert, call George... I'll be home over the weekend.

This is Bobbi...

You won't see me anymore so I'm going to have a little session with your machine.

Oh Doctor, I'm so unhappy...

I'm a girl inside this man's body and you're not helping me to get out.

So I got a new Shrink... Levy's him name He's gonna sign the papers so I can get my operation.

Oh and um... I borrowed your razor and um... well, you'll read all about it.

Some blonde saw me but I'll get her.

Remember... if he calls you, you better tell Levy, I'm okay.

Don't make me... Be a bad girl again.

I just want to confirm our appointment for tomorrow at 2 o'clock.

This is Detective Marino from the 13th Precinct.

One of you patients... uh, a Kate Miller, was killed tonight.

I wonder if you'd stop down at the Precinct and ask for me... a guy who's got some questions I think you can help me with.

Are you sure? Mmmm... Okay... come with me.

How's it going? Fine...

Hey Eddie!

Listen, I want you to take this over to the Lab and get some pictures made of it. Yeah...

Keep an eye on her purse, we think she's bluffing.


Marino! Yeah.

I'm Dr. Elliott.

Oh Doctor... Uh, say listen, would you uh, have a seat outside my office in the corner over there.

I'll be right with you.

All right.

So give me three copies...

Why don't you let go of me, will ya?

Are you Kate Miller's son?

I'm Dr. Elliott... your mother's doctor.

Why do you have to be here?

I made Mike bring me. He's uh... identifying the...

My Mom wouldn't be dead if I had come with her.

Oh, you shouldn’t feel responsible for your mother's death.

If you talk about it, I might be able to help you.

Do you know who killed her? No.

Then you can't help, can you?

Not now maybe but later, if you want someone to talk to about all this... ask your father to...

No, no, no, he's not my father. My father was killed in Viet Nam.

Take this you can call me anytime I'm always there all day long.

I'm usually there.

Okay Doctor, let's talk for a minute.

Call me.

She was picked up by Lockman at the museum.

She spent the afternoon at his place and was chopped up in the elevator on her way out.

That girl out there saw the murder.

That's terrible...

Do you know who it is? Some broad!

A woman.

Yeah... Miss Blake didn't get a great look at her face cause she had on these big sunglasses.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Yeah... when you spoke with Mrs. Miller.

Did she say she was gonna meet anybody?


Did she leave your office with anybody?


What was she seeing you for?

Oh nothing too serious. She was having some problems with her marriage and I was helping her work them out.

What kind of problem!

Are you married Detective Marino?



Two sons.

When was the last time you had inter course with your wife?

Now what the fuck is it to you?

That's exactly how I feel about your questions concerning Mrs. Miller.

Oh hey look, Doctor.

We got a brutally murder woman here... who passed the point of being embarrassed by anything U might tell me

I guess you're right.

I'm sorry, but I'm just not used to discussing the patient's case with outsiders.

I'm not an outsider I'm a cop. Now let's make it easy for you.

Was she looking to get killed?

You mean was she suicidal? Yeah.


No... uh... so uh, why did she pick up this Lockman character up?

He could've been the killer.

But he wasn't.

Yeah but the next guy might have been.

You know, if at first you don't succeed Do you think she wanted to get killed.

Don't you? Mm?

Look we got some hot pants broad cruising around for some action... that guy she picked up went down on her in a cab, for Christ's sake...

I got a blow by low description from the cabby... ahhh...

After she finishes with him, she comes on to some weirdo in the elevator?

Hey, there's all kinds of ways to get killed in this city, if you're looking for it.

Well... yes she did have a problem about her sexual worth.

And this morning... She asked me if I was attracted to her.

Yeah, but you're not a psycho.

You do know some though, don't you Doc?

Yes of course. I do some work it Bellevue.

Hey, uh, could she have met one of the nuts in your office?

I mean some kind of weirdo she could've turned on that might have followed her?

The term we use Detective Marino is not weirdo but a person suffering from emotional dysfunction and a problem of maladaption And they never come to my office.

Are you sure,

How about new patient?

I mean how do you know how nuts they are until you see 'em?

Well of course that's possible, but it's hardly likely...

Doctor, you're not protecting one of your patients now, are you?

Absolutely not.

Well Doc, you've got to look at it my way.

See, we got no leads, except a witness out there...

Who maybe... should take a look at all your patients that were around that morning.

And that way I can be absolutely sure that my uh... weirdo isn't your person suffering from emotional dysfunctions and problems of maladaption.

Peter, come on. Let's go home.

Okay Doctor, I'm sorry, you're not more uh, cooperative which means that I'm just gonna have to waste some time in getting a court order to check out your appointment book.

I'm sorry too but I feel I must protect the confidentiality of my patients.

Oh, of course, we're just two professionals doing our job huh?

It's too bad we can't work together.

Come on... thank you very much for your help, I'll be in touch.

Yes, thanks for waiting, this is the answering service.

Would you care to leave a message?

Yes, I would. This is Dr. Elliott.

How do spell that?

E double l Io double t.

What is the message?

Would you please say that I would very much like to see her and could she call me at my office.

So, Miss Blake.

Uh, are you still living at 93 Nassau Street?

That's right.

Mmm... Tell me, how did you happen to be in that building that Mrs. Miller was killed in?

I was visiting a friend.

And who was that?

Well... it's sort of embarrassing. I'd rather not say.


He's married.

Ohhh... what kind of building is this, huh?

Everybody's getting laid after lunch.

I didn't say I was getting laid, to use your expression.

What's the matter huh? I'm a little crude for you uh?

That's right.

Aw look Miss Blake, let's cut this shit, huh?

I got all the dope on you right here.

Uh does this look familiar, uh? Uh, let me see... March 5th.

Charged, Disorderly conduct...

Solicitation for the purpose of prostitution.

Arresting Officer Durham... apprehended at the Park Avenue Hotel.

Oooo... classy arrest. Thank you.

Let's face it, you're a whore, huh?

Or a Park Avenue whore, but you're still a whore.

Now, who were you fucking?

Fuck you! No... fuck you...

Hey, you're no witness, you're a suspect!

Uh, what are you talking about?

We got a murder weapon with a nice set of your prints on it.

Hey that's bullshit! Why would I want to kill her?

You were there with the razor. You tell me!

I told you, there was a blond woman in the elevator...

Yeah except nobody else saw this blond woman enter or leave the building.

Uh, you didn't notice if she had wings, did you?

She was in the elevator. I saw her.

So what were you doing there?

I had a job. Who?

You want me to get in trouble don't you You are in trouble.

Hey, I didn't kill her.

So who were you fucking?

Ted... I didn't get his last name... he's from out of town.

Oh... Oh well that's great... yeah... from out of town... oh... that's almost as good as the Blonde from the elevator it's true. He was standing right behind me, so the elevator door opens and that... woman inside... all cut up and bleeding.

I know all about Mrs. Miller. We got her downstairs.

But what about this Blonde? Did he see her too?

I don't know.

Well... er... Miss Miss Blake, you're gonna save you a lot of trouble by finding this uh, this Ted from out of town and getting him in town and down town and in here to sign this statement as to exactly what he saw and when he saw it.

How the hell am I supposed to know where he is?

Well if you can't find him, I sure can't.

And anyway, you got a lot better motivation than I do... your ass.

Now get the hell outta here. I'm giving you 28 hours.

And don't try to blow town. I'll be keeping tabs on you.

Norma? Liz... Where the hell have you been?

I've been trying to get you all day. Oh...

Oh Ted was terrific... as a matter of fact, that's why I'm calling, I'd like to see him again...

When's he coming back? Two weeks? That's no good.

Um, do you have a number for him? I'd like to give him a call.

What do you mean your Escort Service doesn't give out numbers?

I want to talk to him.

Trouble? No, I'm not in any trouble, I just want to talk to the guy...

Okay, okay, thanks, thanks for nothing

You're just never in.

I've been at it myself, running down that nosy bitch.

I found out where she lives.

So, I'm just gonna wait right here until she shows her face.

And then I'm going to cut those spying eyes out!

What were you calling me about anyway?

It wouldn't be about that murder I read about in the papers.

Hell of a way to lose a patient!

But you shouldn't try to fuck 'em Doc!

Hi Max... it's Liz.

Uh look, I wanna buy 60 shares of Auditron.

What's it sell for?

I'm glad I took care of that cockteaser Fifteen sixty a share?

And you would've done the same thing yourself.

It's nine hundred and thirty-six... uh... Hold it a minute, Max.

I guess that's why I used your razor.

Hello. But don't worry about it Doc...

Hi Norma...

Just call the police... I'll still be around...

I'm sorry about yesterday... Yes, I know, I was a bad girl...

Remember, if Levy calls...


Tell him I'm okay...

No, I really can't... no, um, hold on just a minute...

I'm talking to my mother.

Max, when do you need the money?

That's funny... No, I don't want to sell anything. Isn't it?

Hold it, Max.

Norma do you think this guy might go for five hundred?

Great! Hold on just a minute, I'm gonna say goodbye to my mother.

Okay, Max, I've got the money. I'll have it for you tomorrow okay okay

Hi Norma... do you think you could put together a coffee break and a hot lunch... for tomorrow Yeah, I need a thousand dollars for my mother's operation...

No, no... it's nothing serious... I'm sure she'll be fine.

Great! Okay, now, uh, what time tonight 8:30... mmmmm... where?

It's been three or four years since your surgery... uh huh...

I wanna show a picture of you prior to the uh...

Okay... anything special?

Actually we stole it from people Magazine which has an article...

Oh thank God straight fucks are still in style...

This is Nancy Hart, the transsexual... Just in from Cleveland, huh?

Isn't that something?

Okay... I'll be there.

You were a War Correspondent?

Among other things and a Foreign Correspondent in the Middle East.

And I did a lot of police reporting and I dove on Spanish treasure wrecks and...

You did a lot of macho things, then?

This is very common among transsexuals.

You find, uh, uh, when I speak of transsexual I kind of speak of male to female because there're a whole lot of more of them then going the other way.

And an awful lot of them have uh, real macho backgrounds.

I know a Police cop, a West Pointer a couple of fighter pilots, uh, they all... you know, most of them tried real hard.

You were married twice?


You were also the father of three children.


So... um... you, you enjoyed a... a, a, I don't want to say normal, I guess that's a prejudicial way to put it, but you enjoyed the traditional role of father.

You fathered three children...

And you have engaged in at least two heterosexual relationships.

Oh well, now, I've always been a devout heterosexual.

Cleveland? Excuse me?

Room 331. you're the guy from Cleveland, right?

That's 331 and I'm from Cleveland.

Well hi, I'm Liz... from the Escort Service.

You're kidding?

It's me.

Well, hey, hey, I'm glad to meet you.

Well, are you gonna pump me right here or invite me in?

Oh I'm sorry, come in. You know, could I get you anything?

93 Nassau Street.

Well, come on, let's go.

Uh, Look, forget that address I just gave you.

Drop me at Columbus Circle.

Could you help me out? Someone's following me.

This is Dr. Elliott again Did Bobbi pick up my messages yet?

Yes she has. She did?

Yes she did. When?

Sorry, I wouldn't know.

Oh. Um, could you give her another message, please?

Yes. Yeah... Go ahead.

It is urgent that I see her...

I will be in my office all tonight and after five tomorrow.

What's the going rate on running lights

Did I lose her?

You're doing swell, just swell.

She's still coming'.

Look, I didn't deliver, so why don't you let me take you to dinner instead?

Alright, you got a date. Okay.

Oh, look, I gotta go.

Okay. Listen, I'll give you a call. Yeah, call me.

Excuse me.

What is she doing here for? You know her?

Hey Lady, what you looking for?

The train. They still stop here, don't they?

Yeah, yeah... They stop here. Stop down there too.

Am I bothering you?

Naw, you ain't botherin' me.

Good. But you're botherin' me.

She botherin' you Sonny?

Yeah, that's right. This bitch is botherin' me.

What're you gonna do about it man?

I'm gonna break her... fuckin' ass.

Hey why break it when we can fuck it first, huh?

Hey Baby, where you going?

Look, I don't want to crowd you guys.

What're you down here if you don't want to crowd us.

Give me a break!

Hey, wait a minute, Where you goin', etc.

You dumb ass! Come 'on.

Come on, catch her! Don't let her get away!


Take it easy lady. This ain't the rush hour.

Yeah well, where the fuck are you guys when somebody needs you.

I was almost attacked! When?

Right here, now. By those punks.

I don't see nothin'.

Well, they were right here.

I thought you said you were attacked once...

There are, but there's this Blonds that's been following me...

Oh forget it.

The Blonde must be one of Elliott's parents.

I was unloading my cameras when I saw her come out of his office and I followed her to you.

What was that stuff you sprayed on her?

It's a kind of mace I made at home. It's a pretty simple compound of sodium Look, save the Mr. Wise lecture. I wouldn't know sodium from Adam.

It sure worked.

It's temporary blindness. It only lasts for about ten seconds.

It saved my life.

I know. I wished it had saved Mom's.

You liked your Mom a lot didn't you?

Yeah. I miss her.

You want some more coke?

No. No, thank you.

How do you like my painting?

It's um, very nice.

I bought it a couple of years ago for five hundred dollars.

So it's really a great investment.

I mean ten years from now, it could be worth a million dollars.

More if the artist dies, of course.

Um, good luck with it. Thanks.

Doesn't your father wonder where you are?

Uh he's not my father. He's my step father.

Anyway I told him I was spending the night at my friend Paul so he'll cover for me.

Well, I'll take you home tomorrow.

No, no, I don't want to go home.

Look, Miss Blake, I've got some pictures...

Call me Liz, okay?

Okay, Liz. I've got some pictures of that Blonde in my camera I had outside Elliott's office.

Now we gotta get in, get Elliott's disappointment book an get her name.

That's what the police are for. Come on, let's talk to Marino.

Fine, you talk to Marino.

I'm going to find out the Blonde's name Who do you think you are, Superman? You're just a kid for God's sake.

Yeah, I'm the kid that saved your life.

Alright, so... uh... look, let me talk to Marino.

If he cops out, then I'll help you.

Okay. You can't, can't mention my name. Mike would kill me.

I'm supposed to be uh... buh... studying for a French exam.

Well, your friend's covering for you tonight, right?

Well, I'm your friend too and I'll be the best cover you ever had.


Well, you sure, you gonna be okay, here?


Here you go... Goodnight.


Hey Marino, I gotta talk to you.

Did your Out of Town turn up?


Then you better send for your overnight bags.

Hey come on, you know I didn't kill that woman.

You're still my best bet.

For your information, she tried to kill me last night.


Is that supposed to be concern in your voice?

Hey, I take a professional interest in our citizens knocking each other off.

Uh, where did this happen?

She followed me from the Sheraton into the subway.

I thought I lost her there but she was waiting for me when I got home.

She tried to slash me...

Any witnesses to this one? Yes.


I can't tell you.

Out of town again?

No, I just promised. I wouldn't say anything.

You know, this has a familiar ring to it.

Look Marino, I'm not interested in your wise ass remarks.

Someone's trying to kill me and I need help.

I'll help you. I got a nice cell. You'll be very safe in it.

Rey Eddie...

Hey wait a minute. Look, I know the murderer is one of Elliott's patients.

How do you know that.

Because she came out of his office.

Did you see her?

Well no, not exactly. But I know she came out.

You gotta get in there, get his appointment book, her name's gotta be in it.

I hope you make a better hooker than you do a detective.

I thought about Elliott's appointment book a long time ago.


So, you can't just walk in to some Shrink's joint and start going through his books.

You need a search warrant.

And judges take a long time before they let you start snooping around some Shrink's office.

Course, uh, that wouldn't prevent a paranoid murder suspect from uh... breaking in.

You know, uh, searching for some evidence to defend her case.

Yeah, well I get it. You want me to break in for you.

Hey, I don't want you to do anything illegal.

You can quote me on that. But I'm booking you tomorrow.

You go it? Tomorrow.

I'm Dr. Levy.

How do you do? I'm Dr. Elliott.

What can I do for you, Dr. Elliott?

You're seeing a patient of mine.

That's right.

I believe she's dangerous.

Really. In what way?

She's causing me trouble because I wouldn't approve her sex change operation.

What kind of trouble has she caused you She's threatened me several times over the phone.

She also stole my razor.

Why would she do that?

Doctor, did you read about the woman that was slashed to death in an elevator?

It was on the front page, I could hardly miss...

Kate Miller, the victim, was my patient You don't think that Bobbi had anything to do with that?

My razor's gone Kate Miller was killed with a razor.

Nobody else could have taken it?

Doctor, I am not paranoid. Bobbi has threatened me over the phone.

She said she was going to hurt me.

My patient was slashed to death and my razor's gone.

Now you don't have to be a detective to figure it out, do you?

Come with me and uh, we'll talk to the police.

I've already been to the police.

But I didn't tell them about Bobbi. I wanted to talk to her first.

I wanted to be absolutely sure that it was her.

But she wouldn't return my calls.

I was hoping you'd be able to help.

Um, yes. I'll help. I'll talk to her.

If I agree with your diagnosis...

We'll go to the police.

Thank you. Please let me know what happens.

Do you know why Bobbi came to see me in the first place?


Why don't we go to my office and...

We'll try to get in touch with her, Hmmmm?

Oh I'm late for an appointment now.

Why don't you call me at my office when you're reached her.

All right. You sure, you'll be at your office?

Yes, I'm sure.

I'll call you there.

Uh, Peter Miller, I left some super 8 film.

There's four dollars there.

I timed Elliott's patients coming out of his office.

The fastest was 8 seconds.

So I set my camera to go off every 2 seconds so I'd be sure to get a good about of everybody.

That's her.

She must be his last appointment.

We gotta get a look in that book.

Yeah, I know. Marino wants it too, only I can get it for him faster.

No legal red tape just my ass.

Aw, look I'll get it.

I mean nobody cares about my ass, right?

I'm just a grief struck kid.

Yeah, but what a kid! Okay, I got an idea.

It was very nice of you to see me.

It was nice of you to see me so soon.

I try to keep my nights open for returning phone calls or in case a patient needs some extra help.

I was worried about you.

You've had a terrible experience.

I know. I didn't realize it, but I've been having these terrible nightmares.

Oh... what were they about?

Well... I have to get a cigarette.

In this house that I've never been to before... visiting a friend.

He's not there...

I'm watching T.V. And the doorbell rings... it's a man... he's big... dark...

he says his car broke down and he needs to use the phone...

I believe him... and let him in... although, I know something's wrong...

He closes the door... Locks it and takes out a razor.

He says he's not gonna hurt me...

then he tells me what he's gonna do to me...

And how much I'm gonna like it... all the time he's talking... I can see the bulge in his pants He orders me to strip... I do it...

Keeping one eye on the razor... He drops his pants...

He forces me down on my stomach...

He kneels down behind me... and rests the cold blade...

Forcing it... I'm sorry.

What's the matter?

It's just so dirty.

Why do you say that?

Look, I know what dirty is and this is dirty.

Well, why don't you just talk about it?

I'm sure it's not so bad as you think.

It's very bad, and you're talking to an expert on bad.

Oh really? Now what makes you such an expert?

Cause, I'm a hooker.


And I've done most of the bad things, you just read about.

Do you like doing these things? Sometimes.

What do you like about it?

I like to turn men on.

I must do a pretty good job, because they pay me a lot.

Do you ever have any sex that's not paid for?

Is that a proposal?


It's what we psychiatrists call... questions.

Yes. Yes what?

Yes, I do... from men that turn me on.

What sort of men turn you on?

Mature, doctorly type... like you.

Are you sexually attracted to me? Yes, are you?

Attracted to you?



But then, this isn't a social visit, is it?

You've come here for help and my job is to offer you emotional assistance.

How about some sexual assistance? Do you wanna fuck me?

Oh yes. Then why don't you?

Because I'm a Doctor and...

Fucked a lot of Doctors.

And I'm married. Fucked a lot of them too.

Don't you think we're getting off the point?

Do you mind if I take off my coat? No.

And the rest too?

Now why would you want to do a thing like that?

Well... because of the size of that bulge in your pants.

I don't think you're so married.

Well? What 'dya think?

I think you're a very attractive woman.

Would you like to touch me?

Uh, yes and no. Yes, because...

Then, why don't you?

I told you why.

Oh that's right. You're a married doctor.

I remember now. I think you're full of shit.

You do? Just because I happen to have personal and professional ethics.

Look, Doctor, I think you're kinda shy.

So, uh, I'm gonna go powder my nose and when I come back, I hope to find your clothes right next to mine.

And if not, we can just get back to the mind fuck.


Dr. Elliott...

Dr. Elliott?

Dr. Elliott?

You really are shy, aren't you?

There's the Blonde!

So, you had me followed?

That's right. Uh, you've met Betty Luce one of our best young police persons.

So, when I told you I was attacked on the subways you thought I was nuts.

Now, Detective Luce told me she lost you at Columbus Circle.

I didn't figure there was another Blonde following you.

I mean, who would?

Yeah, and you wrote me off as a girl with an over active imagination.

Yeah, something like that.

And she followed me to Elliott's.

That's right.

Thank God! What's wrong with that guy, anyway?

He was a transsexual. What?

A transsexual. About to make the final step but his male side couldn't let him do it.

Male side?

There was Dr. Elliott and there was Bobbi.

Bobbi came to me to get psychiatric approve for a ser reassignment operation I thought he was unstable and Elliott confirmed my diagnosis.

Opposite sexes inhabiting the same body The sex change operation was to resolve the conflict.

But as much as Bobbi tried to get it, Elliott blocked it.

So Bobbi got even.

By killing Mrs. Miller.

Yes, she aroused Elliott. Just as you did, Miss Blake.

You mean when Elliott got turned on, Bobbi took over?

Yes. It was lie uh, Bobbi's red alert. Elliott's penis became erect and...

And Bobbi took control...

Trying to kill anyone that made Elliott masculine sexual.

When Elliot came into my office, it was the first time I saw Bobbi's masculine self.

When he told me he thought Bobbi had killed Mrs. Miller, he was confessing himself.

I immediately called Detective Marino.

So why the hell didn't you stop me from going to Elliott's?

Why? Because I was at a football game with my kids, that's why.

By the time I spoke to Dr. Levy, you were already over there.

So you never really thought I killed Mrs. Miller?

No. But I had to get into Elliott's office to find out which weirdo did, so uh, I pressed you into service. You kidding?

So I had Miss Luce there tailing you to make sure you didn't get into too much trouble.


Well, it's always wonderful to be of some assistance to the police.

Are you kidding?

So uh, what's gonna happen to Elliott?


See there's some men and women too who think they're born in the wrong body.

They're called transsexuals.

And all they wanna do is brave their sex changed.

How do you do that?

Well, if you're a man that wants to become a woman, you take female hormones What do they do?

Well, your skin softens, you grow breasts and you don't get hard anymore.


Sure, you wanna know about this?

Yeah... it's giving me some wonderful new ideas for a science project.

I mean, instead of building a computer, I could build a woman... out of me.

Great idea. In that case, I'll give you all the details.

The next step is surgery.

A uh... Let me see if I can remember the exact work Levy told me...

Oh yeah... a appendectomy.

Mmm, what's that?

Oh you know. When they take your penis and slice it down the middle... yeah, yeah, that's um... What I thought it was.

Then, um, castration...

Plastic reconstruction & the formation of an artificial vagina.

A vaginoplasty to those in the know.

And I uh, I thought Elliott just put on a dress!

Oh he did... and a wig too.

But you see that's no good in bed when you gotta take everything off.

What's gonna happen to him now?

Well first he has to recover from the gun wound.

And then if he's ever sane enough to get out of Bellevue, they'll try him.

Right. Something I'm really looking forward to.

Well, I think I'm going to stick to my computer.

That sounds like a very good idea.

Look Liz, I gotta get home and get to work.

I'm gonna miss having you on my tail. It made me feel kinda safe.

Look, you wanna come home with me? I'd love the company.

Wouldn't Mike mind?

Well uh, Mike's out of town on a business trip.

We got plenty of room.

Great! I could sure use the vacation.

Good... good... I'll get the check.

No, no, no...

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