Dug's Special Mission (2009) Script

(BARKS)

(GROWLS)

(BARKING)

(QUACKS)

(DUG SIGHS)

(SNIFFS AND SIGHS)

(QUACKS)

(ALL GROANING)

Hi. My name is Dug.

GAMMA: Hi, Dug. BETA: What are you doing out here?

GAMMA: You're always getting in the way!

DUG: Today is my birthday, and it will be the happiest day of my life.

ALPHA: Master will be most displeased to hear we lost the bird because of you.

DUG: Oh! Can I help you catch the bird?

(ALL LAUGHING)

ALPHA: Wait. So. You are wanting to be helping us?

We have just picked out a special mission for you, Dug.

All by yourself, you will capture the bird.

DUG: Oh, boy! My pack is giving me a special mission!

Did you know today is my birthday? I made a wish.

ALPHA: Yes. Very nice. Your mission is to watch this rock.

DUG: Watch the rock! Watch the rock! Why?

ALPHA: Uh. It is the bird's favorite rock. GAMMA: Yeah.

BETA: Sure is. ALPHA: So just watch over it, and let us know if it moves.

DUG: I will watch the rock!

I will keep my eyes on you, rock.

Do not try any tricks, for I am a great watchdog... Aha!

I see you, rock!

(RUMBLING)

Ah...

(ALL SCREAMING)

DUG: Alpha, the rock moved!

ALPHA: This is the bird's favorite hole.

Under no circumstances are you permitted to...

Squirrel!

...ever leave this hole.

Do you understand the words that I am saying to you now?

DUG: Oh! Yes. I will stay in the hole, and I will capture the bird.

ALPHA: Yes. Definitely.

GAMMA: That ought to do it. BETA: Yeah.

DUG: I will stay in the hole. I will stay in the hole.

I will stay in the... Now I am going down the hole.

It is dark in the hole.

ALPHA: This is our day, my lieutenants.

Master will have much reward...

DUG: Hey, my pack is in the hole, too!

ALPHA: Now your mission is to sit on that rock.

DUG: Okay.

ALPHA: No, no, no, no, no!

(ALL SCREAMING)

ALPHA: Dug! Stand aside!

ALL: Ah!

ALPHA: Move!

(GROANS)

DUG: Find the bird! Find the bird!

(ALL SCREAMING)

ALPHA: Ah!

I am hurting!

DUG: Are you okay, Alpha?

ALPHA: I will be getting you, Dug!

This is Alpha calling to Master.

I am reporting that Dug has caused us to not capture the bird.

He is a bad dog!

(DUG WHIMPERS)

GAMMA: Hey, Beta. Dug's gonna get it! BETA: Yeah. Happy birthday, Dug.

DUG: It has been a bad birthday.

That looks like a turtle. And that looks like a man.

MAN: I see you back there.

DUG: It is a man!

MAN: Go annoy someone else for a while.

DUG: Hey, are you okay over there? (SNIFFS)

I can smell you.

Aw!

It is a good birthday after all.

I got my wish, a new master.

That one looks like a dog.

Ah!

DUG: And that was the happiest day of my life.

BOY: Hey, I like dogs.

MAN: We have your dog!

Wonder who he belongs to.

BOY: Sit, boy. Hey, look, he's trained. Shake.

Uh-huh.

-Speak. -DUG: Hi, there.

(BOTH GASP)