All right,Touch down in two.
Rules of engagement: Electric rounds only.
MI6 wants him alive for questioning.
The target's in a metal copper.
Every agency and terror cell is looking for it.
Whoa, whoa! I'm a fan. Fantastic job.
And I think you look amazing in your matching outfits.
Who the hell are you?
Get on the ground, now!
Buggered up, too.
The team is down.
We've been betrayed.
She took the virus.
One of the soldiers got away with the virus.
I want her on the run with no place to turn.
She is a... a wily one.
Monitor all channels and make sure the takes the fall for it.
Understand? Yes, sir.
What do you want us to do with these arseholes?
Clean it up. I don't care.
I'm gonna get it back.
Who's gonna stop me?
Who the hell are you?
I'm what you call a nice, cold can of whoop-ass.
Who the hell are you?
I'm what you might call a champagne problem.
What you got, big man?
Well, you thought that would've broke.
I'm gonna kill you!
You gonna die!
All right, all right. No, no, no, no.
That's my favorite jacket, don't do that.
Hi, sweetheart, could you pass me that gun, please?
Thank you very much.
All right, assclown, we're gonna play a little game.
It's called hangman.
I'm gonna ask you some questions.
When you give me an answer I don't like...
Okay. You get the idea.
I've been tracking some dark web chatter about a super virus that's comin' up on the auction block.
Why don't you tell me about it?
I swear, I don't-I don't know!
I don't like that answer.
A little bird told me about a shadow outfit.
Black tech. Blood ops.
They're called Eteon.
And you're gonna tell me where to find them.
You're not gonna tell me because I'm hanging you out the window.
You gonna tell me... because I'm the guy willing to drop you.
All right, bonus round.
Where's the virus?
No! No, wait!
Don't leave me out here!
Don't leave me!
Don't leave me!
What did he write?
A... A... A...
Excellent. Oh, and by the way, your Old Man and the Sea report?
Mm-hmm? From last week?
You did so good. It was awesome.
Thanks, Dad. Yes.
Um, it's a social studies assignment.
It's a family tree.
It's just a sketch.
That's our family tree right there, it's, uh...
It's... super easy to read and very clear.
Uh... I was going to use this.
I found it in the garage drawer.
That's you, isn't' it?
I-Is that your brother?
Yup, that's my brother.
Why don't you ever talk about Samoa?
Did something happen?
In life, things happen.
You may not want them to, but... they do.
You just got to do your best... and move on.
The fact of the matter is, I'm your family... I'm your people...
And you're a whole lot. Oh, I am a whole lot.
Look at this, perfect timing.
Oh, no, this is for the mini.
Thank you so much.
Cheat day, yeah!
Thank you so much.
Is that really necessary?
Come on, she's 71 years old.
What's the matter with you lot?
Sir, the prisoner will only be allowed more leniency when she proves to be less of a security risk.
If someone leaves the back door open, it's a bit daft not to try and use it.
What's daft is paying one of the screws to leave it open... but not paying them enough to keep their mouth shut.
Yeah, well, my point still stands.
If you can't break out of a shitty prison like this, then you're seriously slippin', Mum.
You cheeky bugger.
Speaking of breaking out, where's my birthday cake?
What, the one with the file in it?
I ain't bakin' it.
Who wants a bloody file?
What I want is a nice little bit of C-4.
Listen, if you want out of here, just say the word. I'll handle it.
Decks, I'm just having a bit of fun, really.
Being banged up doesn't bother me.
I quite enjoy the peace and quiet.
You know, nice walk, a bit of reading.
Loads of sudoku.
Like being retired. Love it!
Have you spoken with your sister?
You know I haven't, Mum.
Give me your hand. Here she goes.
I mean, you and your sister, you used to be inseparable.
What happened, Decks? What happened between you?
I remember you, Owen and Hattie playing out in the backyard.
Your little games, your little grifts, ooh.
You used to give your little scams code names, do you remember?
Oh, what was that one? Um...
The Keith Moon.
Yeah, that's right.
It was called the Keith Moon because it...
Involved lots of explosive percussion and permanent ear damage.
That's my boy.
No wonder we left the family business.
She loves you, you know.
All you got to do is pick up the phone, Decks...
Look at me.
You're her big brother.
She looks up to you.
One day, I just hope that I walk through that door and I see the two of you sitting there.
How many years you got left?
Two, with good behavior.
How many really?
Well, you know what I say.
Never say never.
You behave yourself.
Will do. Love you, darling.
Love you, too.
Lucas Rebecca Hobbs.
I haven't seen you in forever.
Rebecca? Do you even age?
How long has it been?
Time flies. When we're apart.
What is your skincare regimen?
Because you look like a young Shirley Temple.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Daddy, who is this guy?
Well, this guy is, uh, is Locke.
And he works for the CIA.
Your dad and I are old friends. We're not old friends.
Actually, we're, um...
We're best friends. Here's the half heart.
I don't know what that is.
We got some ink together.
We did not get ink together. Oh, we didn't?
No, we did not. Oh, interesting.
Well, I seem to remember getting a little something like... this... at one point on my body.
Christ, I miss our playful banter.
You have one minute to tell me what you want before I knock one of your lungs loose.
You and I are after the same thing.
Say hello to the CT17 virus.
It's a programmable bio-weapon of biblical proportions affectionately codenamed the Snowflake.
What does a Snowflake do?
Oh, nothing much, just, uh... liquifies your internal organs.
Basically, it turns your body into a giant bag of hot soup.
She is nine!
I've seen worse. Where?
Game of Thrones, Janet's house.
I've never... A Lannister always pays his debts.
You're never going over there again.
But there's a new wrinkle in the case, Rebecca.
The specifics... are all in the brief.
There you go.
She's ready, Becca.
This is the only unit of CT17 in existence.
And this Snowflake... is now in the hands of a rogue MI6 operative in London.
Dad, are all spies that pretty?
No, she is unusually attractive.
Last night, she was part of an MI6 team tasked with securing the virus.
She then proceeded to kill her entire black ops squad.
She stabbed one guy in the chest... using a brick.
Do you know how hard that is?
To stab someone... using a brick? Get to the point.
The point is there's no sharp edge.
How did she get an entire brick into another person's chest?
She either had to be really strong, or the other person had to have been, like, born without... like, bones.
Get to the larger point.
She stole the Snowflake.
She went totally off-grid.
That's the scientist who we believe created the virus.
Great. Where do I find him?
He's off-grid, too.
Impossible to find.
Maybe dead. You're very helpful, Locke.
And you're the world's best tracker.
I'm sure you'll figure something out.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm DSS, you're CIA. I don't work for you.
Your boss loaned you out.
You do now, dickface.
What did you call me? Hey, hey, hey!
Let's just settle down.
I've already got a black site running in London.
There's an operative there. Top of his game.
He'll be your contact.
I don't need anybody else. I work alone.
We got bigger problems than your fragile ego.
Or the fact that a moment ago, I most definitely shit my pants.
The entire world is at stake here, all right?
This thing gets out, we're looking at a lot of liquified organs.
And I mean, like, everywhere.
And not just yours and mine.
Uh, he knows I can see him, right?
He knows nothing, Jon Snow.
So, what's it gonna be, Becky?
You gonna partner up?
I'm in. 'Course you are.
Do you remember what I told you in Rwanda?
No. The other thing.
"Stop watching me sleep."
"We are not friends at all." Best friends.
And to watch your... Wash your back. Yeah.
I remember. Watch your back.
A lot of back. I gotcha. Hey...
Same old Hobbs. Huh?
Same old Locke.
All right, who's on the case?
Whatever it is, I ain't buyin' it.
You don't know what I'm selling or who I am.
How can you...? Sunglasses, cloudy day.
Okay, well, these are-I have fallen arches and I don't have a lot of choice to what...
Anyway, uh, I'm Agent Loeb.
And I need to talk to you about... Hey, how'd you find me?
I got a tip from an acquaintance or yours.
A little joke for you, Loeb.
What do CIA operatives and baseballs have in common?
People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
They are two things I don't give a toss about.
That works too.
The weapon she's stolen is not like anything we've ever seen.
It's a programmable disease that can target any DNA sequence with a 100% mortality rate inside 72 hours.
If MI6 finds her, they're gonna treat her like a traitor.
We need you to surrender the virus.
What is your location?
What, you think I killed them?
But if you can help us find her... if you bring us the virus... we'll grant her immunity.
We've set up a black site here in London.
You've got everything you could need at your disposal.
And we're bringing in an asset from the States to assist you.
I don't need anybody.
Maybe not, Mr. Shaw... but she does.
My guy's in.
My guy's in, too.
Hey, is your guy gonna freak out when he finds out who my guy is?
I mean, didn't they just do a job together in New York?
And didn't they just destroy the DSS field office in L.A. by throwing each other through it?
Look, I don't know about your guy, but my guy... he's gonna get this.
He's gonna pull this off. You know why?
We've been best friends our whole goddamn lives.
Well, my guy beat the shit out of me at a bar in KrakÃ³w 17 years ago and he doesn't even remember me.
We all have our histories.
Anyway, it's the fate of the world here.
It's the fate of the world!
The planet's population is in their hands.
I mean, you'd think they'd be able to put aside any petty rivalries to save the world.
No fuckin' way! No fuckin' way!
I'm not working with this guy. I've been there, done that.
The minute he gets involved, you can kiss goodbye to any finesse because She-Hulk here only knows how to smash.
Yeah, Mr. Arson here only knows how to blow shit up.
And the fact is... And the fact is...
No offense... Oh, no offense...
This guy's a real asshole. This guy's a real arsehole.
That's, uh, "sumbitch" in your native tongue.
That'd be "wanker" in your native tongue.
You finished blabbering?
You sound like a giant tattooed baby.
Yeah, well, I'm not listening to this horseshit.
I got a job to do.
Tell your mom I said hi.
I'll tell her myself.
Don't you ever talk about my mother or I'll put your head through that wall.
Secondly, I'll have this job done while you're still putting on your baby oil.
Good luck, slick.
You just reminded me.
That exactly why I hate working with you.
It's your voice.
It's your nasally, prepubescent, Harry Potter voice.
Every time you speak, just imagine this for a second...
It's like dragging my balls across shattered glass.
And it hurts.
Well, for me, it's not your voice.
It's your face.
Your big, stupid face.
Lookin' at it makes me feel like God is projectile vomiting right in my eyes.
And it burns.
It really burns.
What you gonna do now?
Throw a bit of furniture?
For your information, I was gonna take this chair and turn it sideways and shove it right down your throat.
Of course you are, 'cause that's your answer to everything.
Smash a hole through every problem in a massive truck.
Well, that's not gonna work here.
Ah, I think it'll work fine.
Guys! Why don't you two take a seat, and we'll talk through this?
Me and you, us.
I've been down this road.
It's a total waste of time.
For once, I couldn't agree with you more.
Yeah? Well, I'm doin' this my way.
If anyone's got a problem with that, I suggest you come right here and stop me.
I'm not going in there.
I'm not going in there.
Ha! We got rid of that fun sponge.
We can get to work.
I want you to pull up every CCTV camera around central London.
Uh, we already have two dozen agents scouring...
Don't you talk back to me, Opie, uh-uh.
I just care about the coverage.
I ain't gonna ask you again. Now, pull it up.
Now, zoom in on the area of the heist.
Now, invert it.
Highlight the areas that the cameras don't cover.
She just killed her entire team and stole a deadly virus.
She ain't waitin' around for no picture.
There're a lot of nasty people looking for you.
Are you nasty?
Well, that all depends on what happens in the next 30 seconds.
So, here's how it's gonna go down.
Do this the hard way or the easy way.
Are you serious? I am.
Well, it's a tough decision. No, it's really not.
You want me to freeze?
Let me see your hands.
Then you're not gonna like what's in em.
I think I made up my mind.
You seem like a smart woman.
The hard way.
Are you taking it easy on me?
For the moment.
Bet you wish you didn't take it easy on me now.
I wish a lot of things right now.
You oughta go to sleep now.
It's all gonna seem like a bad dream.
It's more like a nightmare.
The whole thing is a nightmare.
All right, let's me and you have a little chat.
The Director called.
He ordered a new baseline for you.
He has everything ready for you in medical.
Perfection is a painful process.
We see in ourselves in a foreseeable perfect world.
Humanity must evolve before it destroys itself.
Eteon will carve out all human weakness and replace it with mechanical perfection.
And you will lead the way.
I'm gonna ask you a question.
It's not what you think it is.
Do you like to dance?
What, the Electric Slide?
No, I don't.
No, no, no. I was thinkin' about... the Tango where it takes two.
Yeah, don't know that one.
Must be different generations.
Well, either way, the music's started so let's see what kind of rhythm you have.
Where's the virus?
Look, I told you, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Okay, that hurt.
You just stepped on my toes, it didn't feel good.
Let's try it again. I think you're better than that.
Where's the virus?
I didn't ask to dance.
Why should I talk to you? You're not CIA.
No? How do you know that?
Where's the staff?
There's two types of CIA agents.
Intelligence and espionage.
Those guys in there could barely lift a pencil.
That's what intelligence agents look like.
And you look like you could pick up a building.
But espionage is about blending in, about being subtle.
And there is nothing subtle about you.
I'm impressed. I didn't kill anybody.
I know you didn't.
And how do you know that, then?
Because you could learn a lot about somebody when you fight them.
And when we fought, you weren't fighting to kill me.
You were fighting to run away.
But either way, the world thinks that you're a murderer and a thief.
So you're not going anywhere or getting any goddamn phone call until you give me some real answers.
You have no idea what is happening here.
Then tell me, help me understand. I can't.
You're wasting my time. You're wasting time!
The virus gets in the wrong hands, that's it.
It's game over.
Does that mean it's time for curls?
Just like the CIA, always flexing the wrong muscle.
You know, the mind is the strongest muscle in the body.
Maybe you should try exercising that a little bit more.
"There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophies."
Ooh, let me guess.
That Bruce Lee?
'Cause I'm flexing this...
And all of that.
If she moves, I want you to shoot her.
Yeah, he can't shoot me.
Yeah, not allowed.
In the face.
You can't, not in the face. You'd go to prison.
You could shoot her right in the face.
No, you can't. You'd go to prison. Sorry.
I want you to shoot her two times right in that face.
Did you catch the hot spy lady?
Come on, it's me. I catch everybody I hunt.
How long have you been doing this?
Because you seem... new.
She's actually quite annoying.
You know, Dad, sometimes people annoy each other when they're actually, like, flirting.
Where'd you hear that from?
Okay, look, uh...
Me and the spy lady, we're not flirting, all right?
I don't know.
When you saw her photo, you definitely gave the eyebrow.
You know, Dad, that thing that you do.
I don't do that. Yes, you do.
No, I don't... I definitely don't do that.
I don't even know what you're doing.
That's the silliest thing I've ever seen.
Let me get going. I got business to take care of.
I'll see you when I get home, okay?
I love you. I love you.
Hey, one more thing.
It's not the dance you wanna do with me.
I eat bullets all day long.
Oh, for breakfast or lunch?
'Cause it's dinner time.
I'll count down for you, three... Two...
Put that down.
Get your greasy sausage fingers off of her.
What are you doing here?
Who said I need to be saved?
No, no, no, no.
This is my house... and your goddamn girlfriend ain't going anywhere.
That is my sister.
Bullshit. She's too good looking to be your sister.
Very funny. Hattie.
There are people after you.
Believe me, I know that.
Yeah, it's gonna stay that way unless you tell me where that virus is.
Listen to me, pinhead.
She's gonna die if I don't get her out of here right now!
We're all gonna die if she doesn't tell us where that weapon is.
Actually, everyone's gonna die because I am the virus!
It's embedded in capsules.
I need to find a way to get them out.
Bag the asset.
Now or never.
I'm more of a now type of guy.
On my three.
One, two, three!
No one tells me what to do.
Now, I take you to school, son.
It's been a long time.
Good to see you, Brixton.
I think you're out of bullets there, son.
Lucky for you, I am.
Nice suit. Bulletproof.
State of the art.
Shoulda put that on the last time I put a bullet in you.
Actually, it was three bullets.
Two to the chest, one to the head, just like they taught us.
It's a shame you didn't join Eteon.
You could've had all this, my friend.
You're not the man I know.
I am way better.
I'm the future of mankind.
Get in the car.
We're all going.
Just the girl.
We're all going.
Stay with the car.
I need the girl alive.
What the hell did you do, Hattie?
Oh, big brother lecture now, really, huh?
I injected myself. I didn't have a choice. He was gonna take it.
Programming set in vector.
You might wanna...
Might be time for some curls.
You mind telling me just what the fresh turkey hell we're dealing with here?
He's a ghost. Supposed to be dead.
Eight years ago, I put a bullet through his brain.
So, we're being chased by the Terminator.
I don't think he's gonna make it.
Well, I don't think he can see over the steering wheel.
Buckle up, fat boy, I'm gonna save your life again.
You want a war then.
Okay, ride's over.
Gotta lose this car.
I've hacked the mainframe of every news agency and outlet.
How many do we control?
174 broadcasts, 2,000 ought...
Double it. I want 100% control of this story.
Standard frame job?
No. Standard will not do.
I need something special for these guys.
Listen up. Narrative:
Hobbs, Shaw. Big guy, little guy have been ID'd.
They've been blamed for the recent attacks on the CIA.
They shared a prison cell where they hatched a plan to start their reign of terror.
It just got real.
Who the hell are these guys?
A most secret tech cult.
With a mercenary army and plenty of dark money.
And delusions of saving the world by augmenting the human race.
Apparently, they control he media as well.
I've heard rumors about these people.
Everybody thinks they're a myth.
Assuming first hand how real they are.
If we don't fit to their plans... we already dug our own grave.
All right, let's get to the nearest lockdown facility.
No, no, no. You don't get it, do you?
Brixton's a tier one assassin.
Best I've ever seen.
I know him. He ain't never gonna stop.
Till he gets that virus.
And besides, that's my sister.
Is your name Shaw? No.
Then she's going nowhere with you.
When it comes to the fate of the world, it becomes my business.
I don't care if she's your sister.
That woman ain't going anywhere...
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Where? I don't have time for alpha male shit right now.
You're both idiots. You clearly can't work together.
And so you're absolutely useless to me.
So, I'm gonna go find the man who can help me get this thing out of my system.
You mean this man?
I was tracking him before the attack.
He's hard to find but I think I got a hell of a lead.
Not just any old paper.
There's only one place in London that sells that.
Here you go. See you tomorrow.
How complicated for you.
He's also working with DSS, Luke Hobbs.
We have a history.
I'll eliminate the two of them.
Get the asset back ASAP.
You get the girl, extract the virus and reprogram it for Phase One.
We use that weapon to eliminate the weak and anyone who'll get in our way.
We're building a perfect system, Brixton.
Hobbs and Shaw would be considerable assets for Eteon.
Sorry, I don't follow.
I want them turned.
I want them working for the cause.
They can't be turned.
What makes you so certain?
The last time we asked, I got shot in the face.
That makes me very certain.
So, I suggest that we take another approach.
Which is why... I did not ask you, Brixton.
You show them the consequences of refusal.
Or perhaps... I'll show them to you.
Is that a threat?
I'd remember who you're relying on for your survival.
All for the cause.
Look, honey, I have to talk to you about something.
It's very important right now.
Remember how we spoke about what would happen if things went sideways?
We called it a code red?
Well, it's happening.
I-Is there anything I can do?
You need to stay home.
You're gonna be safe there.
As a matter of fact, we've got the CIA listening in on this call right now.
Watch this. Hi, Locke.
Everybody's safe, everybody's great.
I'm actually at our old, uh, our old diner here.
It's super weird being here without you guys.
I think it's closed.
Thank you, brother.
Honey, I've already talked to Aunt Lisa.
She knows exactly what to do.
I'm gonna be home as soon as I can.
I love you back.
Luke Hobbs and Deckard Shaw.
While Hobbs is an agent of the American...
Tell us everything you know... about this.
My God. When...
When were you exposed?
About 30 hours ago.
Then the capsules containing the virus are still intact.
So we need to neutralize it.
No, it is not that easy.
It's not programmed to any DNA sequence.
It's fatal to everyone.
In 42 hours, the capsules will dissolve and she'll be infected.
Then the virus will go airborne.
We are talking global contamination within a week.
Why in the hell would you create something like that?
Because I thought I was one of them.
They told me they wanted to save the world through science.
I believed in their cause.
I developed the Snowflake to be a carrier for vaccines... a panacea for the whole world... but they redeveloped it into a programmable apocalypse to attack the weakest of us.
Those not worthy of Eteon's vision of the future.
For a scientist, you seem incredibly stupid.
Well, I'm a two-times Nobel Prize winner but who's counting?
Right, you said the virus was programmable.
So, reprogram it.
I can't reprogram it in a host.
Just tell us how to get this thing out from me.
Well, there are two options.
And the first is easy.
You kill her.
Oh, and burn the body, of course.
No, I mean, really burn it.
Really burn it?
Beyond all recognition.
Let's assume that's not an option, shall we, genius?
Yeah, doesn't work for us. Option number two?
There is a machine that can preserve her life and extract the virus.
Well, that should've been option number one.
Because it's impossible to get to.
We'll decide what's impossible.
Where is it?
It's in the Eteon laboratory where the Snowflake was developed.
A secret dark tech complex fortified by an army in the most God-forsaken part of the planet.
But if you go there, all three of you will die.
So, basically what you're saying is she dies no matter what.
Well, who needs a drink?
I know just the place.
Wow, look at all these.
If anything, I'm undercompensating.
And a teeny tiny one.
Just your size.
Used it for a job over in Italy.
Shame we didn't need a weightlifting bus driver.
Woulda given you a call.
Yeah, I'll take a little one.
All right, there's someone in Moscow, an old friend.
We have a long history.
She and her crew are paying a visit to some locals.
Particular Russian criminal element.
They got things that we're gonna need.
Considering your history of friends, how many bullets you put in this one's head?
Hey, they can set us up with gear and I don't hear any other ideas.
You know as well as I do getting out of this country's gonna be extremely difficult.
We have every major intelligence agency already hunting us down.
And there's the fact that you disgraced MI6 when you betrayed your team.
Don't believe everything they tell ya.
You know, regular back channels aren't gonna work this time.
We're gonna have to do our best to blend in.
Hide in plain sight.
That's why we'll be flying commercial.
Commercial, we're gonna get spotted too easy at...
Don't wear out that pea-sized brain, I handled it.
Cloned our cellphone signals around the world.
Should buy us at least 48 hours.
We'll pick up new gear when we get to Moscow.
Should get us past the wandering eyes at the airport.
This is probably the only thing that's gonna fit.
Fit what, a Smurf?
I think that's one of my old ones.
I apologize in advance if it's a little loose around the balls.
What do we got, tough guy? Come on.
I created new identities and altered your biometric profiles so the airport scanners don't recognize you faces or your fingerprints.
You're Sarah Atkins.
You work in insurance.
I'm Franz Gruber.
A freelance architect.
Avid mountain climber.
And a part-time ski instructor.
You're Michael Oxmaul.
I go by Michael.
Freeze! Stop, sir!
It's Mike! It's Mike Oxmaul!
It's not... small... and my name's Michael.
They stopped him for what, exactly?
Whatever it is, it's gonna involve rubber gloves and a body cavity search.
Hands on your head, Oxmaul.
Can't believe you did that.
He was gonna slow us down.
We can't pull this off. We both know it.
Bad enough I've got this thing in my blood that's gonna kill me and everyone else.
But were you seriously gonna break this mysterious machine out of some high-security death virus complex and magically get it to work?
Frankly, that sounds completely...
You still wear that silly thing?
Don't know you still had that.
Put the pin back in.
You haven't changed.
Wish I could say the same about you.
Hey, you're gonna be okay.
We're gonna make this work.
It's what we do.
And what if we don't?
What if the only option left is for you to...
That's not happening.
Hi! I'm here.
Let's see, where's my seat?
You are an asshole.
You're quicker than I thought.
Yup, because I have a secret weapon.
People actually like me.
You wouldn't understand that because you don't have any friends.
I love your babushka.
Couldn't have booked an emergency row for a little bit more legroom, huh?
Not everybody has hobbit legs like you.
In case you didn't realize, I could give a damn about your comfort.
So, why don't you be a good elephant?
Suck up another kilo of peanuts.
Put your chair back and relax.
All right, listen, don't ever tell me to relax, all right?
Don't tell me to do anything.
Any time you ever say anything, it makes me wanna take my boot and shove it so far up your ass, you're gonna be spitting out shoelaces all week.
Hey, you know what the problem is?
I'll tell you the problem. This job...
This job requires stealth.
Look at you.
I mean, granted, it's not your fault.
But you're too obvious.
You stick out.
Like balls on a bulldog.
Dangling down in all the wrong places.
And the next thing you know, they're trying to impregnate your sister.
Impregnate your sister?
Now, I get it.
You do? Good. I'm glad.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm glad.
I'm very glad.
So, you actually think that I'm going through all this effort, on this mission, trying to save the world, by the way, for a fourth time, because I'm really good at it.
You think I'm going through all of this just so I can do the horizontal hula, sexy-sexy time with your sister?
Let me break it down for you, Frodo:
This ain't 1955 anymore.
All right, despite the fact that that girl sleeping right there is related to you, she's still one of the toughest, baddest, most capable women I've ever encountered in my entire life.
And if she chooses to look the way of this big, brown, well-endowed, tattooed, mountain of a man, then guess what...
I'm gonna let her climb this mountain over and over and over again.
Stay away from her.
I see what you're doin'.
What, do you think I'm stupid? Of course, I think you're stupid.
But you know what, I'll do you a favor.
I'll knock that dumb right out of your skull.
You just say the word, Jack.
You know what I wanna do?
I wanna do an Irish jig on your arse ugly face at 30,000 feet.
Oh, 30,000 feet. Yeah.
So you wanna dance right now. Yeah.
The only thing holding you back is air and opportunity.
There goes the air.
Bring it on, bunghole.
That's enough, hey. Cut it out.
Both y'all, cut it out.
Oh, see. You woke up the air marshal.
You woke the air marshal.
How did you know I was a air marshal?
Late boarded the plane Aisle seat.
Well, let's just call that a educated guess.
Air Marshal Dinkley at your service.
I'm sorry, did you say, Dink lick?
What's the problem?
Understand this, big fella.
Because it's my job to observe.
Thick neck, your head's been on a swivel since you've been on this damn plane.
Every passenger that's got on here you've been checkin' out.
You a lawman.
And you, Mister-Almighty-Pants.
You a spy.
That's pretty good. Eh, not bad.
I get it, we're all big guys.
The three of us. Alphas.
Three apex predators cooped up in the sky.
Tensions get high.
What you throwin' up on the bench, big fella, 300, 400 pounds?
A little less.
Yeah, light work.
I'm doin' the same thing.
Clangin' and bangin'.
What you into?
Probably messin' 'round in a hot takai.
Hey, you wanna know what I do?
I sit in a can or farts all day long.
That's what I'm dealin' with.
It's an occasional terrorist and a lotta recycled ass.
I would give anything to be on the front line again.
I was a compartment element for JSOC.
You're a Delta?
Sabre Squad Echo, 24-7, baby.
Echo, those guys were the warlocks because of the magic they could do.
Well, if that's the case, I'ma say abracadabra, bitches.
You're lookin' at the magic.
You know what your problem is?
Your balance is off.
You need a third squaddie.
No, no, no. No.
Guys, I know the game.
Ya hear me?
I know the game.
What are you doin'?
What do you mean what am I doin'?
Don't talk like that.
You sound different.
That's not your voice.
Use your regular voice.
This is my regular voice.
I'm talkin' like the warlocks talk, baby.
They don't talk like that.
I'm just showin' you, that's all, guys. Look.
All I'm sayin' is I can complete this holy trinity that you guys have.
Three would be too much.
That's my resume, this is my card.
If you need stuff, I'm the guy that you call to get what you need.
You want a Citation X? You want a G5?
You want a Boeing 747? You want a helicopter?
You want somethin' stealth?
I'm a air marshal. I'm your guy.
Please, let me go.
What do you want?!
I want our property out of that girl's blood.
No! The virus is... It's too dangerous.
Humans must evolve, Professor.
Without each of those upgrades, the human body's really not... worth that much.
Maybe 11 pence worth of magnesium.
A coupla pence worth of calcium.
And a bit of iron.
Not worth much.
I'd say, all in all, probably about...
Three pound... Three pound fifty... Max.
The entirety of a man's worth.
You're gonna reprogram that virus for me.
I wo-I won't.
Ah, your friend's a Russian mobster.
This girl steals from Russian mobsters.
Actually, she steals from everyone.
It's kind of her thing.
Oh, I did not see that comin'.
I wish I didn't see that at all.
I got your list.
I asked for a house with a runway.
Not sure a dozen Russians in duct tape were on the list.
Well, give me more than three-hour notice... and I wouldn't have to resort to such extremes.
I'm sure three hours has anything to do with your extremes, Margarita.
Keep me out of it, Deckard.
Could you pick a harder place to break into?
We need to find the CT17 viral extraction machine.
Could be anywhere.
That facility's three square miles of research labs.
And it's a powder keg packed with munitions.
We've got to pull a Mick Jagger.
This sounds like a fun game.
We're not gettin' you on the inside, no.
So, when Deck and I were kids, we used to spend our time comin' up with these grifts.
A Mick Jagger... was a job that required one person to showboat... throw the all arms... while the others made the music.
A typical inside job.
Guys, you heard Andreiko.
They have to use the extraction machine.
So they'll take me right to it.
Now, I can do it.
We can do it.
So now, the only question is how to ring Eteon's dinner bell.
Oh, I can handle that part.
But first, let's get you geared up.
These are your HALO parachutes.
Earbuds for encrypted communication.
Scorpion EVO 3 with optical sights.
Ultra-thin bullet-resistant Kevlar.
Infrared cameras for seeing through walls.
And last but not least...
Compact hydrogen detonator.
Put it in the right spot... it'll blow the place sky high.
How do I look?
It's a little tight.
How you holdin' up?
You know, if things go south in there, you can't leave me alive.
We're gonna get you outta there.
And let me tell you somethin' else.
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
Is that one Nietzsche?
That's Bruce Lee.
How'd you find her?
You've heard about me. I'm good at my job.
Was she alone?
If you're lying to me, I will cut your heart out.
Do you understand?
I'd be afraid if I had one.
Now, that's a ride.
What a ride.
I got shotgun.
There ain't no shotgun.
No, no, no. Don't start.
I got shotgun.
We're entering the drop zone.
Yeah, I'm ready. On my three.
Die! You arsehole!
Nobody tells me what to do.
So, I'm intrigued.
Do you wash the blood off your hands before you count your money or is it afterwards?
You don't get it, do you?
You know, the weak deal with money.
We deal with evolutionary change.
Change that sometimes require acts of violence.
Like killing innocent people with viruses?
Only the weak ones.
We're dealing with the future of the planet.
Things that money cannot buy.
Oh, like your soul back.
Your brother took my soul.
The boys in the lab made me a new one.
And that's progress.
Welcome to the extraction room, Ms. Shaw.
Get her ready.
It won't be long.
I tell you, we ain't gonna wanna be here when this thing goes off.
Looks like she's 400 yards through there.
They're holding her in some sort of medical pod.
Timer's set for 45 minutes.
We get in and get out.
Blow this death factory to pieces.
Remember, the hallway, no guns.
Right. Those guys have to be alive.
Because at the end of the hallway, the retinal scanner needs a match to open the door.
Pick a door.
I'm right there.
Nope, that's my door.
What's the matter with you?
I made a mistake.
This is your door.
Oh, no. No backsies.
What's the matter? You got a lot of bad guys behind that door?
Watch this. You might learn something.
Thank you. Corresponding match.
Very good. Well done, boys.
I'm impressed that you even got in here.
That's not possible.
What are you doing?
I'm going to extract it myself.
There he is.
You follow here, Hobbs?
Was gonna order us some room service.
You fancy french toast? I'll get the order in.
I just dreamt they killed you before I woke up.
Pretty disappointed right now.
That's real elaborate, I must admit.
Old school interrogation technique we picked up in black ops.
Shock will kill a man in three.
Do you remember that, Deck?
Yeah, I remember a lot of things from back then.
I reckon you only got four shocks in you, boys.
Yeah? I think we can take five.
Well, all right!
You had to open your big mouth.
I thought it was a cool thing to say at the moment.
Do you remember when we were real brothers?
Task Force Black. Remember that, Deck?
There we ended up seeing the worst in people.
Worst in our countries, our leaders, our enemies, our... our friends.
You don't know the meaning of that word anymore.
Yeah, but don't worry about it, see...
He shoots 'em right in the head.
But in your case, I thought it was a hell of a good idea.
Big man, you still talkin'?
I said I thought it was a hell of a good...
You know, it's funny how humanity's hate for each other is stronger that its own self preservation.
Which is why we're here.
Remember eight years ago, Deck, when Eteon asked us to join their mission?
Oh, you mean their death cult?
Visionaries of a future.
A bigger future, a brighter future.
You remember the dates that they gave us, man?
What, with environmental damage, capitalism, terrorism...
Humanity wipes itself out by 2096.
Now, that is scary to me.
But if we fulfill Eteon's vision, we save their world.
You don't save the world with genocide.
You know what this virus is?
This virus is a necessary shock to the system!
I love this thing.
I told you then...
I'm telling you now.
Your metrics are off.
One good reason.
You assume the worst in people.
People cannot be trusted to do the right thing.
Look at the two of you.
The fate of the world is in your hands and you can't even get along.
But you know all about doing the right thing, don't you, Shaw?
A little souvenir here, bro.
You'd come to kill me.
I'll do the same every time.
What'd you expect, just yes?
And who's talking to you?
I get it, you're still mad.
You're upset because, hey...
When you wouldn't turn, they asked me to come and kill you and of course, I had to because you knew too much.
I think about it a lot.
I think about it.
Because what I realize now that I did not realize then is that when you shot me, you gave me a gift.
Look at me.
I'm Black Superman.
And the more machine I become, the more humane I am.
This is what you wanna fight for.
I'm giving you another chance to join us, Deckard.
And the boss wants the big mouth as well.
If not, I kill you both.
Which honestly, I'd love to do.
You know Eteon, you know what they're capable of.
They rebuilt me.
Made it look like he killed his own team.
Even your own sister... disowned you.
Just say the word, bro.
Say the word and all of this goes away.
Your sister lives, his daughter lives.
We get you some upgrades.
And we go on to saving the world.
What's it to be?
Join the evolution of man or die with the weak.
Just get it done.
I told the boss you wouldn't change your mind.
See ya later.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait!
I think we should join.
You said some really compelling things and...
I mean that Black Superman thing, that really got me. I love that.
What are you, deaf, stupid or both?
We ain't joining.
There you go again, you're just thinking about yourself.
You're such a diva.
What about my feelings for once?
Let me tell you something, if we were a band...
You know who you'd be?
You'd be Mick Jagger.
Oi! What's it to be?
In or out?
We're not gonna join. We're not gonna join.
And since you're standin' there, here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna rip the arm off this chair.
I'm gonna smash him right in the face.
Stab him right in the neck for lookin' that way.
Kill all 13 guys in seven seconds.
And here's what I'm gonna do.
Slip out of these chains and drop kick him... him and him right in the throat.
No. Not him.
That's my guy. You got to pick another guy.
What do you mean that's your guy? That's my guy.
No, no, no. That's face smash guy.
You got to find another drop kick guy.
You want a face smash guy?
I'm gonna find you one.
See that guy over there?
The big one.
The big one.
That's face smash guy.
Nah. He's way too big.
Ain't that right, Hattie?
Let them go.
All right, boys.
We need her alive.
Let them go or what?
Or you're gonna get a nice new bruise right in the center of your forehead.
You're not gonna shoot me.
Because you need an activation chip to fire that gun.
Try this out!
I'm not small change.
There she is.
Hattie, where's the machine?
In the second truck.
We're not out of this yet, Hattie.
Got the machine.
Get a move on!
Train's leaving the station.
That son of a bitch really is Black Superman.
We're running out of road!
Route to intercept.
On your left!
She's not gonna make it!
Bringin' her to ya!
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Shaw?
Let's trade some pain.
Trade some pain.
You trust me?
Gonna need a ride!
Ah, I know what you're thinkin'.
Just keep drivin', I'll make it!
Take the wheel.
Ah, there he is.
I got him. No, I got him.
I got him. I got him.
I thought you were strong.
This thing's really damaged.
Well, there goes option two.
Now, we use the first one.
Come on, stop it, Hattie.
I'm tired, Deck. I am done running.
We still got time.
Time for what? The machine's destroyed.
Yeah, well, we'll fix it.
We need to find a place to get off the grid.
Where? We're wanted all over the world and Brixton won't stop.
We can't risk millions of people.
I told you on the plane, we should've gone with option one.
It is done now, Deck.
It's not done. It's done.
It's not done!
It's not done.
Look at me.
Remember that thing you used to say to me when we were kids? Huh?
You used to look at me and say, "Deck, it's never over till it's over."
We used to laugh.
No, Deck, it went...
"It's never over till I say it's over."
That was it.
So say it now.
Remember who we are.
The Shaw family.
We never... never, never give up.
We got a day.
More than a day.
We don't even know where we'd go.
I know a place.
It's the last place on earth I ever wanna go.
I told you I could get you anything.
And listen to me.
From Moscow to Samoa, that is not an easy flight to charter.
But I got it done!
Well, that's why we're calling you, Dinkley.
We just wanna say thank you for gettin' us that bird to Samoa.
Warriors help out warriors.
All you need to know... is that you got a third squaddie over here that is ready to go... whenever you need me to.
I'm just sittin' in my lair.
You in a bathroom?
Wherever I am is where the magic happens.
We ain't got to get into specifics.
Just to make sure you got all the contacts.
You got the-You got the cell.
You got my-my email.
Got 'em all. You know, I'ma shoot you my mom number, too.
I'ma make sure you got that, 'cause if you can't get me... she can. Yeah.
I got a hotmail address that's still active, hit me on that.
Linkedin. That's my profile.
We're losin' ya.
That was my phone.
I hope this brother of yours is as good a mechanic as you say he is.
Jonah's the best mechanic I know.
And he's gonna help us.
That is if he doesn't kill me first.
Yeah, take your time!
Hey, it's only my sister's life and the fate of the world we're waitin' on!
Ooh, here we go.
Bet you 50 quid he punches him in the face.
You know what comes next.
See? Not just me.
Your face is all over the bloody news, boy.
You know what, come here police.
You got a bloody cheek.
Come here after 25 years.
Bringing your problems here to this house.
You betrayed our family.
Bring shame on our house.
You betrayed your own blood!
Jonah, I hear you.
But we ain't kids anymore, you better watch how you talk to me.
It's not the size of a dog in a fight, boy.
Size of the fight in a dog.
No, it's always the size of the dog.
No fighting under this roof, eh!
Is that my Luke?
My baby's home.
Oka, I miss my baby boy.
Well, look at you, all skin and bones.
Come over here and eat. No, no, no, Mama, I just...
There's no time.
Look, I'm sorry, I didn't wanna bring trouble here.
You shoulda stayed away.
What did you bring here? What's going on?
I brought the truth here. What truth?
The truth is we were set up.
We were framed by the people who created the deadly virus.
Oh, come on.
It could go global if it's not stopped.
We could all die, all of us.
Everybody here on this fale, everybody on the island.
Everybody around the world.
Jonah, I need you to help fix this machine.
I need you to help my friends.
And I need us to build defenses around here now.
You think you can just come back in here, and we're gonna help you after everything you did?!
Yes! Not gonna happen.
It's bigger than you and I! I don't care!
It's bigger than you and I!
We could die!
Good! Because I would rather die than help you.
Listen, I know your brother's hard to be around.
But I trust him.
He belongs here because this place has something that nowhere else on the planet does.
You don't know me, I don't know you. Okay?
Time for you all to go. Take your machine with you.
Have some respect for your uso.
If he needs anything, we're gonna give it to him.
The food off our tables, the clothes off our backs.
Even the mana of the islands.
And you boys... All you boys...
You show our guests here...
Or so help me God...
I'm gonna take this here slipper... and I'm gonna sasa your big fat heads.
You boys hear me?
I'm sorry to bring this here, Mama.
Luke, this is your home.
We can handle troubles.
You were right.
You don't turn soldiers like them.
Do what I built you to do.
You're a one of a kind war machine.
Bring us back my virus.
No handcuffs this time.
You can have your revenge.
We found them.
They hopped in an emergency cargo plane.
This is where you earn your upgrades.
Bring me back my virus.
Quiet little place.
A chop shop.
Your dad was a car thief, then?
Ah, no. My dad actually stole everything.
Sounds just like my family.
Mama raised us till we were teenagers, then my old man started comin' around again.
Taking a real interest in his sons.
Truth is, he was just looking for a new crew.
And I was the only one to see through those lies.
So the jobs my dad pulled me and brothers into just got bigger and more dangerous.
Then eventually, he knew and... he was okay with getting me and my brothers killed.
So I turned him in.
Or you protected your family.
So after I put him away...
I left Samoa and I never came back.
Well, at least one good thing came out of me jamming that thing into my hand.
Yeah, what's that?
Got to bring you home, didn't I?
You went legit.
100% clean now. Custom shop, international clients.
See those bikes going Tokyo, Macau, New York.
That one over there's going London.
Turns out people like our stuff.
I needed to do something to hold our family together.
After you abandoned us.
Hey, good news, change of clothes.
Hey, your mum said you might like to wear this.
Must be your favorite size.
Won't you throw another jacket on, it's 110 degrees out there.
Hey, look, down to business.
Got any weapons?
Oh, we got weapons.
Mama, where's all our guns?
I get rid of 'em.
Very noble, Mrs. Hobbs.
We're in serious trouble.
That is an understatement.
They kill all my family.
So we're gonna fight.
We're gonna fight with this.
We're gonna fight with this.
'Cause no take a real man for pull one trigga.
All right, we're going to war with the family heirlooms.
We're gonna need a lot more.
We're never gonna survive their firepower.
Doesn't take a man to pull a trigger.
For Eteon, it does take an activation chip.
You still got that glove?
Are you thinking closed system hack?
Level the playing field if you can.
Surely buy us some time.
Shut their guns down.
I'm on it.
War is what I do.
Let's go old school.
Take a look around.
This is where we draw the line.
Who woulda thought this is where we're gonna save the world?
We need to make 'em play by our rules.
Tomorrow morning, there'll be a storm raging on the north cliffs.
We'll build a no man's land there.
And if all else fails, that'll be our last stand.
Hey, how many more of these we gonna do?
Just keep digging, brother.
When we were in Kandahar running raids, we would always strike just before dawn.
That's when the enemy's most tired.
Still under the cover of night.
When the battle shifts into high gear, you got the sun in your back.
We let 'em all in.
And we make sure they never leave.
Kill box. I like it.
Not like we got a ton of resources.
But the island will provide, brother.
Give me the good news, Hatt. I'm in.
Only thing is, not gonna be broadcasting a signal off to some satellite for six minutes.
Six minutes might be all the time we need.
Better than a sharp stick in the eye.
Which is basically all we've got to fight them with anyway.
Got more reflex, haven't we?
Just taking it all in.
In case it's the last sunset we see.
I shouldn't have believed that Deckard went dark.
What he said...
So much time...
I spent my whole life... running away.
I haven't been back here in 25 years.
I mean, my own daughter doesn't even know our family.
You can change that.
So can you.
Got an idea.
Why don't you and I make a promise right here, right now?
That when we see tomorrow's sunset... we begin to fix the mistakes we made.
That just sealed it, so you can't back out. That's all.
I don't think there's any chance in hell I'm gonna back out.
You wanna seal it again, or?
Definitely not. Okay.
Maybe tomorrow if I survive.
Don't rush me.
It's almost dawn. He'll be here soon.
Make it happen now.
Now! Hey, hey, hey.
Don't rush me. That's how mistakes are made.
And how long does this process take?
It's 30 minutes, and 33 till I go viral.
Look, Deck, I think we need to seriously consider option one.
Don't strike a match just yet, Hatts.
We are seriously gonna miss this window.
Let's do this, come on!
Fine! Fine! Okay.
Here goes... nothing.
Brace yourself, Hatts.
It ain't gonna be pleasant.
No, it's gonna be fine.
Hey, triggered the alarm.
As we planned?
As we planned.
Just wanna say that, uh...
If this thing goes sideways and...
And this is it...
I've had my reasons but the fact is...
I left you. And I left our tina.
I should have come home.
And if we make it through this... you have my word, I'll never let that happen again.
I love you, uso.
I love you, too, uso.
Do you think we need to be so close to the front line?
Yeah, keep you close, keep an eye on you, in case we need to make a quick getaway.
Hey, this is what we do, right?
It is what we do.
I overheard what Brixton said.
That you stayed away to protect us.
I never should've believed that stuff.
Why did I...? Sorry... Don't be.
Look, I've done things...
I've done things I'm not proud of.
Things I... have to make amends for.
Things that bastard put me through.
But right now, the most important thing to me... is to get my little sister home safely.
I call to my ancestors.
This land was nourished.
Now it will be nourished with yours.
Light 'em up!
How long before the guns get back online?
I have no idea.
Bring me the chopper.
Do it quick, Hatts.
It's in, it's in, it's in.
Is it working? Machine's on.
We're good. Let's go.
Let's go fishin', Shaw!
You catch him, I'll gut him!
Welcome to my island, you... Take it up!
You get us close and I'll get him!
I'll keep his nose down, you reel him in!
Take it up! Take it up!
And they're off.
What are you doing?
I'm going for a ride!
We're coming, uso!
Let's go, Jonah!
I'm coming, brother.
The axle, the axle!
Timo, you got this!
We're gonna need more weight!
We need nice and easy, clean!
Hell yeah, usos!
There's too much weight!
All right, drop 'em!
Hit 'em with the moonshine!
Hang me off a cliff, huh?
Sir, the weapons are back online.
Let's go! Let's go!
We got a little trouble back here, Shaw!
Approaching no man's land!
Let's get this done!
All right, now hit that stake!
We're losing the rotors!
The road's out!
Hey, get up!
Hey, get up!
You don't die until I tell you to die!
You see the extraction timer, when it hits zero... empty this clip into her heart. Do you understand?
This doesn't end your way, boys!
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
Nah, the numbers don't add up for you.
The evolution of man is coming whether you like it or not.
You know, I almost feel bad for you.
It's not the smell that fills your head with.
I was beginning to like you two, you know that?
What's the problem boys? Does it hurt?
Must be hard being so... human!
You seen that?
We work together, we can hurt him.
Time to work as a team.
There's two of us and one of him.
I'll take a punch and let you land one.
I'll do the same.
Got your back, brother.
And I got yours.
Let's go unplug this sumbitch.
Here comes the Kryptonite.
I got it.
You did it, Hatt.
Never had a doubt.
Let's get it into safe hands.
You set me up as a traitor.
Turned my own sister against me.
Forced me to kill my own brother!
And here we are again. Come on!
Shaw, come back to the cause.
One life doesn't mean anything.
I don't know what happened to you, Brixton.
But you made me kill you once.
I ain't doin' it again.
Brother, you may believe in machines... but we believe in people.
You may have all the technology in the world.
We have heart.
No machine will ever beat that.
You're gonna get one Samoan ass-whooping.
Shut Brixton down.
That's how it is.
It's a hell of a business, boys.
Brixton never really lived up to our expectations.
But you three...
You outperformed your analytics.
You don't remember me, do you, Hobbs? Hmm?
It's gonna be a hell of a reunion.
You're on our radar now.
And you're on ours.
Hey, thanks for being my sidekick through this whole thing, brother.
You were great.
How 'bout I sidekick that stupid look on your face?
Yeah? How 'bout you show me right now?
Okay, guys... Let's go home.
Look, Batman had Robin, Dr. Evil had Mini-Me.
You're my Mini-Me. Han Solo had Chewbacca.
Kermit had Miss Piggy.
That's a low blow. Don't say that.
Don't argue with me on my island.