Golmaal 3 (2010) Script

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Everything's gonna be Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Everything's gonna be Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Everything's gonna be Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Everything's gonna be Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."


"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Our attitude is different."

"So is our style."

"We've a knack of stealing."

"Better safeguard your heart."

"We've stolen your slumber."

"We've made your heart restless."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Destiny says we'll always meet."

"We love you and we can't stay apart."

"Everyone's talking about us."

"We've made your heart restless."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Everything's little Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Everything's little Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Everything's little Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Everything's little Golmaal."

"We've to keep the promise we made."

"We've to gradually spread our magic."

"We've to come and go with the breeze of air."

"We want to dwell in your heart."

"There's a story we want to narrate."

"We want to mesmerize you."

"There's a story we want to narrate."

"We want to mesmerize you."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

Come. Come.

If you have college..

..then I have knowledge.

I am here to educate wasted students like you.

Your parents must constantly be saying..

.."Son, think big".

"Distinction. Go get it".

So here you go.

Once you read this, life will be a bliss.

This is the path to your success, very cheap.

Only Rs. 2000.

Final year history papers, only for Rs. 2000.

Go conquer the world with just Rs. 2000.

How do we believe, these papers are authentic?

So don't, Mr. Pinocchio.

You have just four days to yourself.. Go and study.

Quiet. - Move. Move.

Move aside.

Sir. - My children. - Sir.

Sir. - Come on. - Come down, sir.

Sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.

My useless and worthless Nunnu.

Nunnu passed his exams only because of you.

Nunnu passed, sir.

He has topped Science, Commerce and Arts.

All three, sir. - All three?

Yes. Nunnu, fetch.

Fetch his blessings!

Bless you.

So now, all of you too grab success just like Nunnu.

Yes. - Yes. - Come and take it. Concentrate and remember.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Where there's a bird, there's a bird's nest.

Where there's Harsha, there's Bhogle (Indian commentator).

And where there's Asha, there's Bhosle (Indian Singer).

Here, distribute these papers.

Come and get them.

Come and get them. - You will all pass.

Buy them.

Don't crowd.

I hope you enjoyed the ride, sir.

Actually I am sure you enjoyed it.

After all.. our rides are world famous in Goa.

The ride was nice.

But this is the first time I am observing..

..a speed breaker in the sea.

What? - That's you.

Hey, don't..

Take the money.-Enough, enough, take your money.

Listen.

The ride part is done.

Now where can we find a one-night bride?

You must know it..

Tell me. Tell me.

I.. - At Panjim beach?

No.. - At Palolim beach?

I.. I'm.. trying to say I don't know.

I don't know. Go away.

Get out of here. Come on.

One night bride! One night bride!

Hey Why are you getting furious?

Why are you getting furious?

"Try my love, my stammer prince"

"My love."

"My stammer prince." - Look, don't..

"My stammer prince."

Daboo!

Hey what is it? Acting too smart?

Do you want me to calm you down? Just get lost!

Size zero, style hero.

Who is she?

She's Daboo.

My.. partner.

Why don't you ask her, "will you be my partner"?

You rascal, I'll slap you so hard.. you swine.

Get lost.

Just a minute.

What's going on? Take it easy.

Easy? They are cheesy. Why you..

Brother, brother. Violence is never the solution.

I'm going to.. - Don't instigate them, Daboo.

I don't like it.

I hate violence.

But she started it. - Brother, brother.

You're a guest.

Come, stroll around.

Why do you want to get beaten up?

Are you trying to teach us what we should be doing?

Mind your own business.

Or else you won't even realise what hit you.

Daboo, I.. - Talk to me.

Daboo, ask him not to point his finger. - I will, I will.

Finger. - Oh, God.

Calm down, calm down.

Get me ice-cream. Ice-cream.

Come on.

This is the last stop.

You go to your house and I will go to mine.

Thank you, Pritam.

How many times have I told you not to call me Pritam?

Do you call your father Pritam?

No, his name is Bappi.

Pritam is here! Pritam is here!

Pritam is here!

Your kids have borrowed a lot of money from us, Pritam!.

You owe me 40. - And me, 50. When will you pay up?

Look, either pay the entire year's rent or vacate my house.

And how much do I owe you?

Nothing, I have just come to enjoy your misery.

You've been insulted again!

Hey.

Pritam, your sons owe me Rs. 1 lac.

If I don't get my money today, I will..

Who dared to trouble my father?

Father, we're here. How much do we owe you?

How much? - Rs. 40000.

Rs. 50000 - Laxman. - Yes.

Give out 10 % amongst these poor people.

What.. - What's this?

It's a fair deal. - Hey, who is calling it a fair deal?

That's for them, Raghu sir, not for you.

20 % for you.

We had already decided that. I mean it.

Next week, I will pay back the remaining. Take it.

Next week. Remember that.

You sold fake exam papers?

What if the children fail?

Pa, the children will learn a lesson.

Next time, they wouldn't try a short-cut. They will work hard.

Don't keep talking about hard work.

Don't keep repeating it, it doesn't suit you.

Pa. Pa. - What?

You're insulting us. Yes.

Was I giving out Filmfare Awards to you until now?

Look at other children of your age.

Roger's son is at a high post in the bank.

Akhilesh's son.. He's a chief editor at The daily Times.

Rajan's son is a pilot.

Sameer's son.. - That's enough, Pa.

Why do you always give us their example?

Why don't you talk about the other kids who were with us?

Look at Sajid.

He has been sent to the prison under a murder allegation Farhad. He's been arrested under a rape case.

You.. you never give us their examples.

Give me the napkin.

Thank you. - Don't forget, Pa.

By naming a dog 'Masakali', he wouldn't turn into a pigeon.

Hey, shut up.

The truth is, Pa, that you never understood us!

Yes. - I wish we had a maid.

Mother. I wish we had a mother, Pa.

Mom!

Yes. - Mom!

Coming, what happened?

I'm hungry, mother.

Daaga, Teja.

Your boss is a genius isn't he?

I used my left hand to steal this necklace

..and my right hand had no clue.

Why are we laughing?

Again. This man forgets more than he breathes.

His amnesia will someday give me high blood-pressure. - No, no.

Puppy Boss. We're laughing because..

..we stole the queen's necklace.

Necklace? Why did we steal the necklace?

Yes. Because we're thieves.

Thieves. Oh! Yes, one day I will be the best thief in town.

The world will always remember me.

Do me a favour and remember yourself!.

Police.

You fool, what are you staring at?

Drive faster. Speed up, Daaga.

Run over anyone who comes in the way.

Who are you people?

Why are you taking the dirt road?

Now I get it.

It's because I have this costly necklace..

..that you're kidnapping me, you rascals.

Stop the car.

Stop the car.

Stop it. Stop it.

You scoundrel, fools.

Trying to kidnap me. Kidnappers.

Puppy Boss, you're the boss.

You've stolen the queen's necklace.

HIV. "Haar" (Necklace).

That's a good thing, why are you wailing?

Did you guys hear a siren?

The workers must be exiting the mill now.

I will ask God today.

Why is the mill so silent?

Puppy Boss, that's the police.

Police. Police. Police. - Yes.

We'll take different routes. - Correct.

Police confuse, case diffuse. - Correct.

We'll meet at the den in an hour. - Correct.

Right. - You go to the left.

And you to the right.

And Chumma will exit from the back. Where are you going?

Who the hell is Chumma?

What's wrong with you?

What else? Boss doesn't even remember his own name..

..how will he remember the address?

"We'll meet at the den".

Go get him.


Inspector.

Who are you looking for?

Who is that fellow?

No one. We're looking for the thief.

Carry on.

Someone has stolen the queen's necklace.

Shanta, will you get me some water!

The queen's necklace?

Hey, watch.

What is he saying to the police?

What's going on, Inspector? - What?

Every day we hear of theft, loot, kidnapping, rape..

It's rightly said.

Mumbai is a city of incidents.

This isn't Mumbai, it's Goa. - Goa.

"We will have a great time."

Gandhari. - Great. Great.

Nothing at all. It's dangerous outside, so stay inside.

Just to be on the safe side. Go.

Safe side?

But Kareena is on Saif's (Indian actors) side.

His short-term memory loss..

..can put us behind bars for a long term, Teja.

JFK. Jail. - Jail?

This is my house. If you need any help.. - Please.

Sir. - What?

Don't look back. - Why? What happened?

Gandhari.

Let's run.

I think we've found your thieves.

Where? Where? Where? Gandhari.

They're hiding behind those flowers. Rascals.

Just look at them. - Where are they?

There they are. Catch them.

Catch them. Catch them.

Run fast! - Stop them! Stop them!

Kill them brutally.

You dogs.. Portuguese Pirates.

You stole the queen's necklace?

How will the queen answer the king?

What are you staring at? Go.

Daboo.

If I don't get all my money in time..

..I very well know how to recover it..

..from your three fraudulent children.

15 days.

"Forsaking the world."

"Forgetting all sorrows."

"The direction where there's happiness."

"We got to go that way."

"We got to go that way."

"Whether it's right or wrong."

"We don't care about anyone."

"In there lies direction of life."

"We got to go that way."

"We got to go that way."

"Whatever happens now."

"Let it happen."

"We'll keep walking without a care."

"We'll keep walking."

"Say it from your heart."

"Keep saying."

"We'll keep walking without a care."

"We'll keep walking."

"May this journey never stop and continue this way."

"That's what the winds say."

"May we never be braced by sorrows."

"Hold on to this moment."

"Pray for it."

"We aren't concerned about anyone."

"Our path is completely different."

"The entire world knows."

"They know that we don't care."

"They know that we don't care."

"We've a small world."

"We live here as we like."

"We don't listen to anyone."

"They know that we don't care."

"They know that we don't care."

"Whatever happens now."

"Let it happen."

"We'll keep walking without a care."

"We'll keep walking."

"Whatever happens now."

"Let it happen."

"We'll keep walking without a care."

"We'll keep walking."

"Say it from your heart."

"Keep saying."

"We'll keep walking without a care."

"We'll keep walking."

Hey idiot, are you playing pool or golf?

Attack.

You scoundrel, is that a codeword for an abusive word?

What happened?

Chill.

Who do you think you are?

Daboo.

Daboo. - Daboo.

Sounds like a smelly box.

Daboo. - Daboo.

Hey.

What's so funny?

Who are you?

Gopal.

They call me Gopal.

And what are you called otherwise?

Get lost or else I will slap you with the back of my hand. Go on.

Why?

Is something wrong with the front of your hand?

Great.

Laxman can handle you alone.

Laxman.

You will beat me up?

Why.. would.. - Hey.

He's talking about me.

I see, you're L.. L.. Laxman.. too?

No. I am just Laxman.

You're L.. L.. Laxman.

Hey Madhav, if we ever make him run a race..

..he will be the hurdle instead of being the runner.

Ya, When he plays cricket..

..the game would have not 20 but 200 overs.

Comma. Comma, he is calling you a comma If I am a comma.. then you're a full stop.

Hey - What? What? What?

Try and touch me.

Show me your finger. - Finger?

Touch me now. - You touch me.

Do it. Do it. - Show it.

Do it. Do it. - Show it.

Do it. Do it. - Show it.

Do it. Do it. - Show it.

Do it. Do it.

Hey, get the hell out of this club.

None of you guys have any guts.

Just keep saying "Do it. Do it. Show it."

Hey, you, get out. Get out now. Now. Now.

Hey, ask him not to point fingers.

Hey. Listen to me.

Get out.

Hey, ask him not to point fingers. - Get out.

Hey, ask him not to point fingers. - Get out.

Psycho.

What are you thinking?

What your abuse means!

That makes it four.

Here. Deliver this quickly.

Madam, we've been wearing these old staff clothes for so long.

We need a change, ma'am.

Gopal sir, please request her to get our clothes changed.

Yes, please - Fine, lets get your clothes changed!

Pinto, exchange your clothes with Sadrick.

And Sadrick exchange yours with Pinto.

Go on now. Problem solved. (Sound problem)

Daboo, Vasooli.

Gopal. Gopal. Calm down.

Look, Vasooli lent you money for your jet-ski business isn't it..

So you will have to return it.

And Gopal is a good boy.

Don't get angry, Gopal.

Angry? I never get angry..

Do I ever get angry? - No, no. no.

Hello. - Hello.

Vasooli. Actually, they really tried very hard.

But because of certain circumstances..

..they couldn't arrange your cash.

I hope you.. are you getting any of this?

No. But it sounds really nice.

However, they aren't nice people, Chintu.

I will.. - Scoundrel. Rascal.

That's what you will call us, right, Vasooli?

But that's not an apt insult for us.

Yes. And calling us.. Shahid Kapoor is an insult to him.

Actually, Vasooli, we.. - Had arranged for the money.

You did?

We did? - Yes, but suddenly..

What? Someone shot bullets at you?

No, no.. - Say it quickly, I have to leave for Panvel tomorrow.

Dande, he took all your money. - Yes.

But Dande is a police.. - Police.

He isn't scared of the police at all!

He's such a dangerous man.

He took your money. - My money.

Yes. - Give me his number.

9999..888..222.. - That's it, I got the ten digits!

No, those are just three.

Take the entire number. 9..

Wait, I will dial it for you. - Yes.

Hello. - Dande. You dog.

Who is speaking? - It's your daddy Vasooli!

Listen carefully.

Bring my money back or else.. - Or else?

Or else? - I will cut you into pieces.

Wow. - Do you realize who you're talking to?

Yes, I do.

I am talking to a son of many fathers! - Very good.

He's calling me the son of many fathers.

Gandhari, sit in the car.. quickly.

You scoundrel, rascal.

Stingy man. - Do I look stingy to you?

You are dead meat! Stay there!

You rascal, beggar!

Rotten tomato!

Diseased parasite!

I will create multiple bullet holes in you..

..so that your soul confuses its escape!

Lower your volume, police!

Gopal, I think someone is going to be taken in for a long term.

Where was I? Oh, yes.

If I don't get my money, I will tear you into pieces.

I will bury you in the middle of this beach. Yes.

Are you coming here or shall I come to you?

Let's finish this. Tell me.

I am here. - Hello, sir.

I am here, Inspector Dande!

You are asking me for money?

Smart Alec, my boss whips money from everyone in town..

.. and you are asking him for money?

Gandhari, shut up.

What, shut up?

Are you a rascal?

Do you have many fathers?

Don't say that publically!

Arrest him. - Sorry, sir.

These three asked me to call you, sir. - Who?

Who? - Where are they?

You are trying to fool me? Arrest him.

Arrest him.

Bro, how much is 22*2?

Guys, we're in a big soup!

We have business competition! - What?

Yes. And it's none other than those guys.

K..K.. - Come on.

Madhav, look, it's the psycho gang.

Don't be scared.

Just don't point your finger.

In the pocket, yeah.

Listen. - Yes.

Let's go to Khan..

What are you guys doing here?

This is our territory. - Yes.

Only dogs have territories!

That's exactly why I am asking, what are you guys doing here?


You're good. You're good.

Say that in Hindi.

What's playing on this Pogo channel?

We are here for business!

You cannot start a business until we are around!

Why not? Why not?

Do you know who's supporting us?

God? - Mr. Puppy.

Mr. Puppy.

Puppy.

Puppy. Puppy.

Today we launch our new business!

And thus, we want you to take the first ride. - Yes. Yes.

Then you will know.

It's time to take him for a ride, Gopal.

What should we do?

It's a Fevicol bond. - ..does not come off easily!

Yes.

Come on, come on.

Let's go.

Mr. Puppy, you're our life's pillar!

A sole supporter of our Lost and found memory!

You're our dear Johny and you're our dear Lever.

Shut up, Laxman.

Oh! I am right! No!

Sit here and get going.

Beautiful! - Grab the handle!

Let's go brother Puppy.

Puppy!

Move, move.

"Golmaal. Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal."

Move, move aside!

I'm dead. I'm dead.

Move, move aside!

Move, move aside! - "Golmaal."

My hands are stuck!

"Golmaal. Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal is back again." - The brakes have failed!

"Golmaal."

My hands are stuck!

"Golmaal. "

Oh God!

Idiots, move aside!

Daaga!

"Golmaal." - Daaga!

"Golmaal. Golmaal is back again."

It's come out! It's come out! It's come out!

Hey, Daaga. Oh God.

Move, move aside!

Someone rescue me!

Run. Run. - Move aside.

You'll put me into trouble. Go away from here.

Oh no. Hey dumb, why are you after me?

Hey, get down! You! Come on, get going from here.

What are you doing? Get off. Get off?

"Ye, ye, ye."

This was bound to happen, Gopal.

This was bound to happen!

If you try setting things on fire..

..you will surely burn your fingers in the process!

Mother, we didn't set anything on fire.

We just used some glue!

Oh, yes? Glue.

What glue, Gopal?

The entire jet-ski is destroyed! And the handle..

I wonder where the handle is!

But mother, if someone intrudes into our territory and..

They've gone too far!

They were scared that we might ruin their business. - Yes.

When certain people begin to climb the ladder of success..

..there are many who want to snatch the ladder away, Pa.

Shut up.

With great effort we talked Mr. Puppy into.. - Yes.

Effort!

The source of this finance is definitely..

..a certain pilla or puppy - Yes.

Look at this sad creature!..

Please translate!

It's now clear, Mother.

Next time, if they interfere..

We will.. - That's enough, Daboo.

What's enough, Mother? - We wouldn't..

Stay quiet.

Madhav, we will have to do something about it!

If we wish to bell the camel.

We will have to arrange a bench!

We will have to arrange a bench Madhav!

Relax.

Pa, if we had it our way..

I will have it our way!

And you all will listen to me.

No one will say anything.

I will talk to them.

Me! - Come out!

You have ruined my children's business!

Is this what your parents have taught you?!

I doubt your upbringing!

Come out!

Who the hell is shouting like a mad dog?

In what culture have been brought up?

Come out.

What is it? Why are you shouting?

Hey!

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.."

"I am a disco dancer."

"I am a disco dancer."

"I am a disco dancer."

"Singing is my life."

"I am crazy for it."

"So sway, dance.."

"Come dance and sing with me."

"I am a disco dancer."

"I am a disco dancer."

"Life is short and full of bliss, it doesn't wait for anyone."

"Craving hearts unite.. like fire and water do."

"Why shouldn't we do as we please?"

"Why shouldn't we cross all limits?"

"Wherever we find love.."

"..my heart.."

"..heads that way."

"So sway, dance.."

"Come dance and sing with me."

"I am a disco dancer."

"I am a disco dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

"Disco.. dancer."

The name is Prem.

Prem Chopra.

You could've robbed, stolen, cheated.. anything.

But love, never.

A mosquito born in filth can only spread disease, not love!

It's unsuitable for a bedbug to aim a place on a silk carpet.

Imagine where a king stands! And imagine a pauper!

I don't know where those two stand!

When poverty knocks on one's door..

..loves escapes off the window. - No.

You're insulting my true love.

I am insulting you!

What do you do for a living?

I am a disco dancer.

My life is singing.

I am crazy for it.

Then dance, sway, sing!

But tell me, how much do you earn in a month?

Dad, please.. - Rs. 500 to 600.

Rs. 500 to 600!

Gita spends more than that in a month on petrol.

Papa, I am prepared to spend my life with Pappu in just one sari.

Go to your room, Gita. - Papa, please.

I said go to your room, that's my order.

Go.

Guddi. Guddi.

Guddi, stop. Stop.

I cannot live without Pappu.

Your ideology will not change my mind.

I love Gita! Greatly!

Greatly!

Greatly?

Pappu.

Guddi, open the door.

Listen, dear, don't do that. - Pappu!

Listen to uncle Shambhu, dear. Open the door.

The name is Prem.

Prem Chopra.

Everything I do is with 'Prem' (Love).

Rs. 5 lac cash.

The price to leave my daughter Gita alone forever.

Money cannot buy love.

Wealth has no stature as compared to love.

I see. Then here.

I refused Rs. 5 lakhs..

..you think you can buy me over with Rs. 10 lakhs.

Turn around and take a look, it's empty.

I give you six months.

Earn Rs. 5 lakhs and my daughter Gita..

..will be yours forever.

I will be back.

Think about it, Pritam.

Those who live in huts..

..shouldn't dream of living in palaces.

You're trying to make an umbrella made out of glass..

..when it's raining stones outside.

Mr. Prem Chopra.

Those who live in glasshouses..

..use their basements to change clothes!.

Doubt?

Guddi.

Pappu.

Guddi.

Pappu.

Guddi. - Pappu.

Guddi, you've turned into an old maid!

Have you seen a mirror off late?

People must call you grandpa now.

People often change with time.

By the way, I am here for Gopal and Laxman..

What do you want of them?

Not you, I want to talk to them? - Yes, tell me.

I am their mother.

Mother.

My children have suffered a huge loss..

..because of your children.

Your children? - Yes.

It's best that you talk to your children.

My children are sensible.

Because they're like their mother.

You better talk to your children.

Guddi. Pappu.

Hey, do you recognize him?

Show him your finger and you will remember him forever!

Show it, show it. - Like this.

Gopal, tell me.

When will you give it? - Right now.

Here.

Not the pop-sickle. I mean my money.

Vasooli, forget about your money.

Why? - Your jet-ski business was ruined.

That's why we bailed you out..

..so that we can start a new business.

Do I look like a..

Fool to you. - Vasooli, the truth is bitter This bitter?

Come this way, everyone knows..

.. that you don't hold any respect amongst others!

What? - Yes.

And only because you are not a well known name.

Nor do you enjoy the fame of an established business.

With respect, you will also attract fame.

And gorgeous girls will fall for you.

That felt nice.

But the jet-ski business.. was ruined.

On that note, I just remember..

Diwali (Festival of lights) is approaching.

Why don't we open up a fireworks shop?

Vasooli fireworks.

Vasooli 'Chakri' (Fireworks).

Vasooli 'Sursuri' (Fireworks).

Vasooli 'Lavangi' (Fireworks).

Vasooli Missile. - Duck - why?

Vasooli rocket would fly by too!.

Yes.

This Diwali, you'll be famous.

A show. - "Here. There."

"I will be famous."

"Here. There. Everywhere."

What happened?

Why are you so tensed?

Today's we celebrate the opening of Vasooli fireworks!

Daboo, someone has set up a fireworks shop right..

..in front of ours!

Oh shit.

Gopal, they've launched a similar business yet again. - Yes.

Hide it. Hide your fingers.

Hide it. Hide your fingers.

Hide it. Hide your fingers.

Oh, no.

It's okay.

Dance and say the same, it will be great fun!

Say it!

What are you doing?

Copycat. Copycat. Copycat.. Copycat You copy our business ideas..

..better than one copies in exams.

We will destroy your entire shop, Vasooli Fireworks.

Yes. - Yes.

You will destroy my shop?

You will destroy Vasooli's shop?

I have a knife!

I will stab you!

Puppy!

Puppy!

Hey Madhav!

Do me a favour let's play holi.

Happy 'Holi' (Festival of colors).

It's 'Diwali', get lost.

We'll take care!

Basheer. - Basheer?

You forgot all about me on..

..this auspicious occasion of 'Eid' (Islamic festival).

Happy 'Eid'. Happy 'Eid'. Happy 'Eid'.

Puppy boss, leave him.

Puppy boss, It's 'Diwali' today!

DDLJ (Indian movie). 'Diwali'!

And he's not Basheer, he's from your rival gang, Vasooli.

V-SS-LL-OO. Vasooli!

Inspector!

Danger. Danger.

Wasn't it you who I met that night..

..the night queen's necklace was stolen?

Yes. Yes.

Yes, inspector, sometimes the thieves are to..

..our left and to our right..

..and we never realizes it!

I have seen you two before!

Hey, pink shirt, Why are you hiding your face?

He's talking to you.

My mother eloped with someone.

My mother eloped with someone.

Since then, I've been hiding my face, you don't understand!

Okay, okay.

And you, blue shirt.

The person with who his mother eloped, was my father!

Inspector, look at their understanding!

Sir. - Yes. Drop it!

Buy crackers for your child.

Or else your wife will beat you up.

Shut up, Gandhari, you shouldn't..

Inspector, you want crackers, don't you?

Come with me, to Vasooli fireworks. Come.

No, no, no, Vasooli.

Come to Puppy fireworks.

Just a minute.

The better rocket out of the two will win the first sale.

Now you light it!

Hey hey, look down.. Here.

Rocket.


"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal is back again."

"Your love.. is coming ..

.. back to me."

"Your love.. is coming ..

.. back to me."

"Where are you? Where am I?"

"Where am I? Where are you?"

"Come back to me once."

"Your love.. is coming back to me."

"Where are you? Where am I?"

"Where are we lost?"

"Come back to me once."

"Your love.. is coming..

..back to me."


What's going on?

It's the Sunday Mass, Guddi.

I am talking about you.

What have I done?

Aren't you ashamed..

..of following me around.. at this age?

I didn't follow you, Guddi.

Well, coincidentally, 6-7 times in a day..

Coincidences don't occur 6-7 times in a day.

All the neighbours have noticed you..

If you were so concerned about me..

..you should've come back then!

I had left for coming back.

But I was exhausted trying to fill the bag..

..your father gave me.

I danced in the discos all night!

Sold coconut water during the day!

On weekends, I went about selling sweets from door to door.

Children would shout at me "Here comes the sweet seller".

When I returned, I saw that your house was locked.

I asked everyone around.

In turn, they asked me as to why did I not ask about it 3 years back.

I waited for you, Guddi.

But you.. you got married!

Didn't you?

Did you buy those 3 children from the Big bazaar sale?

Buy one, get two free.

Did your sons pop out from a toaster?

They are not..

They are not my children.

They are uncle Shambhu's children.

What?

You.. you married uncle Shambhu?

What is he saying, Guddi?

What are you.. No.

Have you gone crazy?

They are uncle Shambhu's grandsons.

Yes.

Oh, my God. - Their family passed away in an accident..

..and Gopal and Laxman started living with us.

Then..

My father suffered a big loss in his business.

He couldn't endure the shock. He.. he died.

I moved to Goa from Dehra doon with whatever little I had.

I settled here with Gopal and Laxman.

I didn't marry, Pappu.

I just waited.

But why am I telling you this?

Guddi.

My days would begin with 'Roshni' (Sunlight)..

..and end with 'Chandni' (Moonlight).

Two girls at once!

No, no. The sunlight and the moonlight, It's a phrase!

Since I couldn't find you..

..I devoted my life to orphans.

I took up a job at the Jamnadas orphanage.

And one fateful day, the owner of the orphanage, Jamnadas..

..died while drinking milk.

While drinking milk?

Yes, the buffalo fell on him.

The orphanage was orphaned.

Jamnadas transferred everything in my name..

..which was already under debt.

I lost everything.

All the children were adopted.

All I was left with was the orphanage's bus..

..and three helpless children.

I didn't get married all my life, just like you.

I just waited.

Wow, that's great!

Shinde, hold this.

I knew it. I just knew it.

1942. A Love Story (Indian movie).

It's true that love doesn't come with an expiry date.

By the way, I am Daboo.

Look, Daboo. - I saw everything.

Listen, Daboo.. - I heard everything.

Daboo, the children should never find out..

..that we are not their real parents.

For my sake.

Look, dear, if they find out they're orphans..

..they will be hurt. - Yes.

Fine, Uncle. Okay, Aunty.

That chapter will stay closed.

Thanks. - But what about this chapter?

What do you mean?

Fate has brought you two back together? Why?

So that now you can fulfil your unfulfilled dreams? - No.

This isn't possible.

Thanks. - This isn't possible.

So sweet.

They both still think alike.

Guddi weds Pappu. Wow!

Go for it, Daboo.

"My heart."

"I am still the same, so are you and so is this world."

"But wonder where she is."

"Everyone's here, but wonder why I am still alone."

"Who should I call out to here?"

"Your love.. is coming back to me."

But what's the problem, Aunty?

It's full of problems, Daboo.

This isn't possible.

Come on, Aunty, why isn't it possible?

If wife is the heart, husband is the heartbeat.

If wife is the lamp, husband is 'Diwali'.

If Wife is the speech, husband is the abuse! - Quiet!

Get married at this age?

People will mock me!

What will the children say?

I don't mind, Pritam, get married.

Gopal. What do you think about marriage? - Whose?

Mother..

Wishes that you and me should get married. - Yes.

Nonsense.

How many excuses will you cook up, Pritam?

That's enough.

Next week if I don't get my money..

And if I don't get my rent..

..you can forget about staying in this house.

Its a warning!

"Your love.. is coming back to me."

Chillax, Pappu!

Don't worry about this house..

..you have Guddi's house!

It's quite spacious!

Daboo, what will the world say..

What about the world?

Come on, Aunty, you love him, you want to marry him.

And you're concerned about the world?

Oh, my God!

I don't believe this.

Aunty, you're getting married!

You're actually thinking of getting married! At this age?

What will the world say?

Daboo, talk to aunty!

Facebook, did you hear this?

Aunty is going to get married!

I don't believe this!

That's enough, Daboo.

I don't know how much longer I am going to live.

And you.. - Uncle.

I read somewhere.

"Add life to days, not days to life."

"Life."

"Life for me is living each moment for you."

"Without you.. nothing is right."

But.. it's not that easy, Daboo.

You know that our children don't get along.

I see, so that's your problem.

Then there's no problem.

What "No problem", Daboo?

What will the children say?

Don't worry. None of your five children will say anything.

By the way, we need to handle only two.

One is crazy, the other can't speak.

And by the time the third one finishes speaking..

..you two will be married.

Daboo. Daboo, don't be crazy..

Guddi, I think Daboo will rest only after getting us married.

Shut up, Pappu.

What are you saying, Daboo?

Mother's.. mother's.. - Yes, mother's marriage, Laxman.

Gopal, mother's happiness lies in it.

Oh, no, this is suicide!

Isn't it, Brother?

Don't be hard like the coconut skin.

Think like the soft inside.

It's their incomplete love story..

..and it's happy ending depends on your permission.

But how can we say yes?

For our mother's.. mother's.. - Your mother's..

Happiness, Laxman.

Think about the one she loves.

Think about his three children.

They too shall get a mother's love.

And who can know better than you two..

..about what mother's love is all about?

That's fine, Daboo, but.. - But what?

This is an opportunity..

..to do something for mother.

Fine, suppose we agree.

But what about the world?

What will the world say, Brother?

People will laugh at us.

They'll say, "Look, they're going to their mother's.. mother's".

People talk! That's their job.

You're concerned about the world?

Your mother went through so many troubles to raise you two.

Was the world concerned about your mother then?

She raised you two. Made sacrifices..

..did the world think about your mother then?

What is important? Your mother's dreams..

..or the world's opinions?

What is important? Your mother's love or the world's hatred?

Enough, Daboo.

Those three little children will receive mother's love.

Little? Well, yes, one of them..

..cannot even speak yet!

But, Brother, the world.. - Forget the world.

This wedding will happen!

Okay. Okay.

Mother's.. mother's..

Will happen.. will happen.. will happen.

Yes, she's the one whom he used to follow.

I've caught him red-handed.

Pa.

At this age? you should be ashamed!

Even the lord is just a few days older to you!

You're growing old..

..and such cheap behavior.

I mean.

There are just two reasons due to which a person falls on his face in life.

Either his shoe-lace is untied.

Or he's characterless.

For the first time, don't shut up.

Continue. You're absolutely right.

That is why I am warning you guys.

My aunty will lodge a complaint against you.

She has high contacts. Anything is possible.

You all will be in a fix.

Isn't there a way out? - There's just one way.

Getting Uncle and aunty married!

Getting Uncle and aunty married? That sounds so strange.

Dude, marriages only happen amongst relatives!

Mom marries dad.

Sister marries brother-in-law. Brother marries sister-in-law.

Similarly, uncle marries aunty.

And yes, let me tell you one thing.

Your to-be mother has two children.

Children? - Little ones.

Little? - Quiet! I am not done yet!

Madhav. - Yes.

And anyway, they loved each other in the past.

Really? - Laxman, it's a noble deed to bring two lovers together And, Lucky, you always wanted a mother, didn't you?

Those who have a mother have.. kiss.

Emraan Hashmi (Indian actor). - Fool.

He means heaven.

Madhav, so what do you say?

Think about it.

Tell me.

Fine.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. Congratulations.

Hey, we want to meet our soon to-be mother and her children.

Meet them? - Yes.

You can.

Meet them at the wedding. - No, no.

We want to meet them before the wedding.

You want to meet them. - Yes.

You want to meet them. - Yes.

You rascals.

Take it. Don't feel shy.

Want anything, Son?

Mother, he's calling you "mother".

He wants a mother.

Mother, your blessings.

Mother, your blessings.

Where are your children?

They didn't listen to me.

They wanted to buy gifts for their brothers.

They left. They'll be late.

Here, have some biscuits!

How much will you stuff us, Daboo?

Can I ask you something?

Yes, Son. Go ahead.

Do you consume liquor?

No, if this is an inquiry.

But yes if it's an offer!

I told you, not to point your finger at him.

Where are your.. - Drop it.

Where are your children?

They just called.

They're in the school bus.

But they'll be late as they are stuck in a traffic jam.

You can meet them at the wedding.

One big happy family.

You seem to be the groom and you seem like the bride Who are the witnesses?

These two.

Somehow, you look like the groom!

I feel the same.

Okay.

So you are representing the groom? - Yes.

And you are representing the bride? - Yes.

And you? - What difference does it make?

Take the signatures..

..and complete the formalities quickly.

Dear, calm down, calm down, calm down.

Marriage is a once in a life time thing.

It's the unification of two souls.

Hey, boring old soul, just do your job.

Yes, yes, yes.

Sign here.

Sign it, sign it.

Come on, quickly.

But the children aren't here yet. - They will be.

According to the priest, 11:32 is an auspicious time.

Sign it.

Brother.

Let's send father to Bangkok for his honeymoon.

What is he doing here, Laxman?

What is he doing here, Laxman?

Dude, whose wedding are you off to?

Your father's. - Will it do?

Madhav, how does he know?

Relax, He's mocking us. - Yes.

Come on.

Uncle, are you going to take up the entire day?

Hurry!

Congratulations.

It's done.

They're married. That is all.

He drives the bus. - Yes, myself.

Here, have sweets.

Hey oldie, pass me the water.

Pappu, My left eye seems to be twitching for some reason.

That's because soon trouble is going to pop its ugly head!

Mother.

Look, they are coming now.

Pa.

They're married.

Why didn't you wait?

Greetings.

Greetings.

What are you looking for?

Where are your children?

"My father's wedding."

"My father's wedding."

"People are fooled once in a while."

"In a blink you are.."

What are you staring at?

Meet your brothers?

The two of us and the five of you.

Give each other a hug!

You are now brothers.

Brothers.

No, no. - No.

This can't be. - No.

It's a lie. - This can't be. - It's a lie.

He is not my brother. - Did you just call me insane?

You stammer prince! - You are a mouse!

Our brother?

Divorce him.

You stupid! - You idiot!


Gopal.

Oh, no. I got hit.

Take this cake.

Save me. Save me!

My brother won't spare you. - Hey, your brother is..


Mummy.

Mummy.

Leave it. Leave it!

Oh, no.

No, Gopu. - No, no, no.

My fingers. Check the time.

What are you doing?

Hey, leave me!

Gopu. Gopu. - What are you doing, pal?

Gopal, he'll freeze. Leave it.

Gopal. - Gopu. - Laxman.

Police. - Were you guys here?

Leave him. Bye good night. Take these guys away.

Golmaal! Golmaal!

Golmaal! Golmaal is back again!

Golmaal! Golmaal!

Golmaal! Golmaal is back again!

Golmaal is back again!

"Go. Go. Golmaal! is back again."

"Go. Go. Golmaal! is back again."

Hey, Daboo.

Wait. Wait. Wait. - Catch her.

Wait. - Daboo, wait.

How much are you running? - She will be a thief one day.

Daboo.

Daboo.

This isn't right, Daboo.

I couldn't do better than this.

Pal, I've just made two lovers meet each other.

But you lied.

What lie? - What lie?

You said the children were little!

But they are huge.. Hooligans. - Hey!

You're a big liar.

I didn't lie.

I only concealed the truth.

Can't you make a small sacrifice for your parents?

I thought all you brothers will live together in harmony.

Harmony.

They're bad luck. - Yes.

We won't live together, not at all.

We weren't bitten by a mad..

Dog? - No, Lucky.

Who did you call dog? - Him. - You are mad.

Hey. - Hey come here.

She has left!

Pritam's cheaters are here. Pritam's cheaters are here.

You are here? Give us some time.

No, no. - What no! We have been staying here since so long.

Why are you laughing?

He means to say there's no need.

Your father has surrendered the keys to this house.

Now you all are homeless just like us.

Rascal. Get lost. - What are you doing, pal?

Pa, the luggage?

I am a coolie.

I am going to load the luggage in the train..

..which shortly arrives on platform No. 2.

We have to go to mother's house.

I've gathered your luggage. Let's go.

Pa. I will not pick this luggage up and lose my self-respect.

My self-respect is equal to that of the president of India.

How?

She never visits my house..

..and I don't visit hers.

Wow.

Wow. Very proud of you, very proud of you.

Thank you, Pa.

The president won't visit our house anytime soon. - No.

But HE would surely be on his way to recover his money?

Who? - Raghu.

Raghu. I don't want to stay here, I am coming along.

What?

What are you doing, Lucky?

You're going?

Lucky.. - You go on, but we are not coming along. - No, Madhav.

Let him go.

Madhav, I.. - I am there for you!

Laxman, we will not go to their house.

We could live on the streets if needed.

We can't live with those who don't respect us, Laxman.

My brother.. Why you..

Pa. Pa, we're here. - Why?

Why? Because we get it..

..when death is near, one often runs in the wrong direction.

Shut up.

Pa, let's go.

Mother must be waiting, Pa. We'll go to mummy's place.

Uncle, come in.

Come in.

Gopal, Laxman.

Pa is here.

Aunty. - What happened? - Look who is here.

Laxman.

Uncle, where is your luggage? - Here it is.

Hi.

You. You're here to drop Pa off isn't it?

He isn't a semester to drop out of!

We're here to live with Pa.. and our mom.

Mom. Mom.

Bless you. - Our mother.

Your Warsi is here.

Sorry, I mean 'Waaris' (Heir).

Mom.

We have seen a mother before, but only in Nirupa Roy (Indian actor).

We have heard the word "mother", but only in songs.

We have used the word mother.

But only in abuses.

Hey, what are you saying?

We've found a home, Mother. - Home?

No, no, he means to say..

..that the home is now complete.

All under one roof. - Yes.

And if you go to see.. even beggars..

..keep all their coins in a single bowl.

Beggars? - Beggars.

Shut up, Laxman. - He means to say..

..children are bound to stay with their parents. - Yes.

Gopal. Son, listen to me.

Oh, Mummy, save me. Pappa save me.

Mother.

Excuse me. Mother, where will these three.. - Stay? - Where?

Aunty, they will stay in Gopal and Laxman's room, isn't it?

And brother and I? - In the storeroom.

Isn't it?

Gopal and Laxman will live in the store room.. - Did you hear that?

Gopal and Laxman will live in the store room.

Mother has made her decision.

Let's go, let's go.

Just a minute.

He will smash you now. - Hey.

You said.. you can never live with us.

So what happened now?

It's our wish, we changed our mind.

Good that you changed it.

The one you had before was of no use.

Look who is talking.

He's talking about the mind.

Finger. Finger. Brother, Finger. - Leave it.

Run. - Run.

Brother, we'll have to do.. something about them.

"In this heart you reside."

"My partner of many births, we are together."

"My partner of many births, we are together."

"In my eyes there's light."


"We are together."

I am don!

Parag, another important detail.

The person at whose house I hid the queen's necklace..

..had a funky look and his face looked a little insane.

Puppy boss, you're mind-blowing.

I am not a bomb to blow your mind!

Sorry, boss.

But if my mother was alive..

..she would've died out of joy.

Because the person you are getting sketched..

SKTDS. Sketch.

Has the queen's necklace in his house.

So we will find him.

That man and the necklace, isn't it, Parag?

Sir..

Another important thing that I forgot to mention.

Please welcome the guests with Pan Parag.

He isn't Pan Parag..

..he's sketch artist Parag.

Have you finished the sketch?

I've finished the sketch, but.. - Let me see.

I salute you, Parag Hussain.

What a sketch!

It's him. That's him.

That's the one.

By God.

You aren't human.

You aren't human, you're an angel.

You're caf Barista.

Mr. Puppy.

Let us see. - I won't show it.

PUC , please. - I won't show it.

Puppy boss, show.

You scoundrels..

He's Aamir Khan (Indian actor)

As in Ghajini (Indian movie).

I never said he's Salman Khan (Indian actor)

..as in Chak de (Indian movie).

Boss, Shah Rukh (Indian actor) starred in Chak De..

..but why did you get this sketch made?

I was watching Ghajini on a DVD yesterday.

That image got sealed in my mind.

It was a wonderful movie.

"I went adrift.."

What else does he expect?

He keeps forgetting after every short-interval.

Does that happen for real?

Have you seen anyone losing his memory so frequently?

Forgot it. Forgot it.

10 men try to hold on to one man.

This. This way.

He exhibits his sculpted body.

Six packs and two partitions on the head.

And there's something written here, here, here.

There's something written all over.

Is he a man or a notice board?

And he carries a camera.

Click here, click there, click, click, click.

Are they trying to fool me?

The other day, I said in a fit of rage..

..that you've grown old.

Actually you're still the same for me.

If you dye your hair, Pappu.

Then you've looks to die for.

And..

Your personality is still the same.

For so many years, you've been..

You hid your feelings in this photograph?

Just a minute. - What?

Pappu, you, too.

Whenever I look at your photograph..

..time stands still.

For me, time is still standing where it was.

Maybe time never moved on for us.

You should've changed the batteries, Uncle.

Daboo you are here? - Where else?

I am going to have a sleep here tonight.

But, Daboo, here.. - It'll be fun..

..when the three of us chill together.

Daboo, Guddi, Pappu.

Don't trouble him anymore.

Go, go out. Go out. - Of course.

I am just an obstacle now.

Now you're only going to listen to him.

Your beloved husband.

Mr. Pritam alias Pappu. - Enough. Go.

Yes, yes, I am leaving.

Aunty, Uncle, it feels really nice to see you two together.

You're a stunning couple.

Daboo.

Thank you. - For what?

You won't understand.

Pappu, if I hadn't understood..

..this would've never happened.

She's a lovely child.

Fate is so strange. She's an orphan.

How can anyone be an orphan as long as you're there?

Doesn't she and Gopal.. look like a stunning pair?

Is there anything between them?

I don't know. Sometimes I feel.

But sometimes I feel..

Guddi.

I wish that our children unite, just like we did.

Laxman, it's really good..

..these three fools came into this house.

The fun will begin when the clock strikes.. - 12:00.

When the clock strikes, they'll be dumbstruck.

They don't know that it's a full moon night.

As always, that ghost will come tonight.

Yes.

And as soon as their door..

And when they..

They'll be.. scared to death.

And they don't have Bhairon Baba's amulet.

Where did you get the amulet? - It's a teabag.

Ghost. Ghost. Ghost.

Madhav, ghost.

There's no such thing as ghost, don't be insane.

These rascals are going to scare us as ghosts.

It's them. You mean a traitor within.

Fashion designer bathes nude.

Jayasurya (Sri Lankan Cricketer) goes to Sri Lanka.

Shut up, Laxman.

Let them come.

Ghost, why you.. - What are you saying, Madhav?

Why? - Now she's our mother as well.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Hello, Pa.

Two minutes, Mother - Ya sure.

Pa.

You've completed our family.

That's why we've.. brought a special gift for you.

On a special.. - Day.

For a special.. - Pa.

A special.. - Gift.

There's was no need.. - Wear it, wear it. Go, go, go.

You're looking nice, Pa.

Absolutely out of this world.

You're looking.. - Rafiq.

Terrific.

No, I mean.. doesn't it look a little odd?

Is it odd? - Yes.

You think we're lying.

Laxman is lying.

Then go and ask your Laxman.

Go. - I'm going. I'm going.

Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!

Take position.

Okay. Okay.


It's Pa. It's Pa. It's Pa. What is he saying?

We aren't scared of him, get it? Hit him.

Come on, come on. It's no ghost.

He's stunned.

He's stunned.

He couldn't even say my name.

Gopu. Who is under the blanket, Gopu?

Pa is under the blanket.. - Pa!

Sorry. - Is this.. is this the way you treat your father? - Sorry, dad.

We thought it's a ghost.

Ghost ? at this age.

Pa, didn't you teach them?

Pa, we just.. - I drive the bus.

And you thought I was a ghost. - No..

You beat me up so severely.

Washer men don't beat their clothes this way. - Sorry.

Are they my children or the punishment for my sins?

Pa. - Carefully.

They beat me up so severely.

Let's go, pa. - Pa.

How will I go to the bathroom now? Pa, why are you walking like this?

Now I won't be able to sit on the chair.

Sorry, Pa.

We couldn't even recognize our own Pa's behind?

Yes. Got attracted to the glittering behind..

.. and started beating it up - Yes.

Not everything that glitters is gold.

Every footballer is not Maradona.

And every soap is not Rexona.

Shut up, Laxman.

Now it's our turn.

Just watch.

An eye for an eye.

And a bum for a bum

"Bum chiki chiki Bum. Gopal's bum."

Golmaal.

"Bum chiki chiki Bum."

"Bum chiki chiki Bum. Madhav's bum chiki chiki bum."

"Bum chiki chiki Bum."

My clothes are still wet.

Anyway, my children are useless.

But their shorts will come in handy.

Facebook.

Shut up, Facebook.

I don't know, Lucky.

He's been barking since I brought him out for a stroll.

He's getting irritated because he's tied up.

Let him loose.

Let him loose. Let him loose.

Yes, let him loose.

Yes.. loose.

Yes.. loose.

Daboo, let him loose.

Golmaal. Golmaal!

Golmaal. Golmaal!

Golmaal. Golmaal!

Golmaal. Golmaal!

Golmaal.

Golmaal. Golmaal!

Catch him.

Leave him. - Leave him.

Leave him.

Leave him.

Leave him.

Facebook.

Leave him.

Leave me.

Uncle. - What a dog!

Hey, idiots!

Pa. - Pa. - There is nothing left behind now.

Knife.

Matches.

And Pa?

Vasooli will take care of Pa.

Let's go.

We were waiting for this day so eagerly. - Yes.

Let's go quickly and cut it.

Cut it? - Knife? - Matches?

What do they want to do to Pa?

Pa. - What?

That's why they called Vasooli.

Shall we call Puppy?

Have you gone crazy?

We can't trust him.

That absent-minded professor will kill Pa instead. - Yes.

And anyway, Pa is going through a bad phase.

Laxman, Lucky.

We will have to save Pa's life now.

Yes. - Yes.

Exactly like we've to take off our pants ourselves in order to pee.

Shut up, Laxman.

But why have you called me here?

Uncle, once Gopal and Laxman are here..

..there's going to be a blast.

Here they are.

We will have to save him.

Come on. - Yes.

Yes.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to Daboo.

Happy birthday to you.

Come on, cut the cake.

Raise your hands up in the air, like the ragamuffin don't you care..

Dabbo dabbo dabbo that's my girl, happy returns of the day.

May you live for a 1000 years, golmaal golmaal..

May god bless you golmaal golmaal.. golmaal golmaal..

May you live for a 1000 years.. golmaal golmaal May god bless you.. golmaal golmaal.. golmaal golmaal Are you done?

Do you want a grand salute now?

What a surprise?

You all remembered? - Of course.

Do you know who organized all this?

Gopal.

How nice, Gopu!

Sir.. - Come on, cut the cake. - Yes, please..

Where is Facebook?

Daboo, don't call Facebook.

He has ruined the features of my back.

Come on, cut the cake.

Come on. Blow the candles. - Come on.

Yeah.

It is good, right?

Can I?

Tell me the truth.

Were you here to celebrate or to start a fight?

Talk to him.

You really are like God's justice.

You're soundless.

What a shot!

Brother.

Brother, that fatso.. hit me.

Hi, guys. I've an announcement to make.

Today, on my birthday, there's a movie treat for everyone.

Yes, yes.

Hurry up. What are you all waiting for?

Come on.

What do you mean by everyone?

Mother, Pa. Everyone.

I won't go with them. - Me..

Say it quickly or else the movie will get over.

Won't go.

We will go. It's Daboo's birthday.

There can't be anything more important than that. - Yes.

Gopal, if you could come.. - I said no.

In case you change your mind..

Mind. Only if he had a mind.

Ok. - Let's go.

Never mind, never mind, never mind.

Mind.

You go along with them.

And listen.. look after Daboo.

Tell me. What gift do you want?

Ah, there you are. - Popcorn for everyone.

And cheese popcorn for the birthday girl.

Scoundrel.

The scoundrel's here.

His name should've been Facebook and not Laxman.

Come on, hurry up.

Or we'll miss the movie. - Yes.

Just a minute, sir, I am preparing the bill.

Why? Are you a mouse?

Are you a mouse that you're preparing a 'Bill' (Burrow)?

You're going to pay everyone, but not me.

Rascals, you're entertaining yourself here..

..after swindling my money.

You're here to watch a movie.

Get lost. - Why do you speak?

Don't say anything.. - What was he blabbering?

What was he saying?

You coward.

What's going on here?

What's this? Talk to me.

Fine. Let's talk. Come on.

Look, what they are doing.

Don't tell me.

Hey, hey, hey.

Laxman.

Mom.

Aunt! - It is okay. Don't go.

Daboo.


No. No.

Gopal. Gopal.


I'm fine. Please stop him.


It's okay, Gopal, it's just..

It's okay.

Gopu, let me.. - I am doing it.

Let me.. - How many more people do you owe money?

Gopal. - How much more will my mother suffer because of you?

Gopal, don't blame Pa.

We owe them money. - I see.

You came here because you couldn't return the money.

Oh, my God. What are you saying, Gopal?

Brother is absolutely right, Mother.

What is he right about?

You aren't honest either.

Hey.. - Hey, don't think we don't know about your business.

Not just you, entire Goa knows about it.

But our mother never faced a problem because of that.

Your entire family is a problem.

Gopal, that's enough.

Shut up or else.. - Or else..

Stop it.

You're brothers.

We don't have any father or brothers.

Enough, Gopal, you're going too far.

You shut up, Daboo.

You were very eager to get them married, isn't it?

Now watch. - See the consequences of your decision!

You wanted to get married.

You made a mistake, Mother.

You made a mistake!


Guddi.

It happens in a fit of rage.

After all, they're children.

They aren't juvenile children.

"Mother took a wrong decision. Pa took a wrong decision."

If you two hadn't decided to raise them..

..they would've been rotting on the streets.

You did so much for them though you aren't their parents.

So many sacrifices.

If I go and tell them that they're orphans..

..they'll be stunned.

Daboo. Didn't I tell you that they shouldn't find out?

They shouldn't find out.

Daboo.

They're our children and they always will be.

Don't tell them anything.

Lucky.

Gopal.

Get lost from here.

Didn't you hear what he said?


Let's end this chapter once and for all.

Move.

Hey, get some sense in your brother.


"She isn't their, mother." What are you saying?

Is this a joke?

Lucky, what is this..

Lucky.

Pa isn't our Pa.

Quiet. Stop it. You've gone crazy?

You're talking nonsense.

What, Madhav? - Are you out of your mind?

Madhav? - Yes.

What is he saying?

He's speaking the truth.

Aunty and uncle made me promise them.

But this fool heard everything.

You're simply great.

You didn't utter anything all your life.

And today when you did, you stunned everyone.

You hid it from me as well, Daboo.

What would you've done if I had told you?

Why didn't Pa tell us?

How can he do this?

I am going to talk to him. - Stop, Madhav.

What will you ask him?

"Why did you raise us if we were orphans?"

When he doesn't want you to find out and be hurt..

..then you shouldn't hurt them by telling them.

They will die.

No one will say anything.

Lucky, you didn't hear anything.

We don't know anything.

And you, too.

Gopal, if you don't say it..

If you say anything..

If you say anything.. I will break your finger.


Guys, I am an orphan as well.

Take me in your gang too.

Don't we look like the Indian Cricket team?

Why? Are they orphans as well?


"Life.. has gained speed."

"The passing lanes.. just said to us."

"This moment.. belongs to us."

"Once it's lost, it can't be gained again."

"Understand the gestures of the passing winds."

"Live each day like it's your last."

"Live each moment like it's your last."

"Live each day like it's your last."

"Live each moment like it's your last."

Happy family Toy Shop. - Yeah.

Thank you, Vasooli.

You financed my children again..

..and helped them set up a business.

Don't thank me, Uncle.

Mr. Puppy has 50 % stake in it.

Come, boss. You've to cut the ribbon.

Come, Mr. Puppy.

Greetings. - He's our Pa.

Greetings.

Mangu cobbler.

Mangu cobbler?

You sew bags, don't you? - No. My name is Pritam.

Pritam. The music director?

You hum old songs, don't you?

Mr. Puppy, just a minute.

He's Pritam, our Pa. - Yes.

He drives a bus. - Yes.

Please cut the ribbon. - Please come, sir.

I have seen you somewhere.

You must have seen him in the bus.

Cut it, cut it. - It's alright.

But I..

Cut it. - Cut it.

"When we stay together, happiness stays closer."

"There'll be no distance."

"Even if we face any difficulty at any point."

"We will just talk to one another."

"These small problems are meaningless."

"They come and go like the days and nights."

"Don't be disheartened."

"Live each day like it's your last."

"Live each moment like it's your last."

"Live each day like it's your last."

"Live each moment like it's your last."


"The world is selfish."

"It has a bad habit."

"Don't depend too much on it."

"Stay closer to your kin."

"They complete you."

"They will show you the way."

"You didn't know."

"It's your destiny."

"You've to achieve it."

"Let the world hear what I just said."

"Live each day like it's your last."

"Live each moment like it's your last."

"Live each day like it's your last."

"Live each moment like it's your last."

I remembered.

"I've remembered."

"I know who.. who you are."

"I now remember you, too."

"Long live brother Puppy."

I remembered.

Any doubts, I remembered everything, Mr. Puppy, this line doesn't suit you.

How do you know that?

Anyway.

But I have recognized him.

He's the one who has got it. - What?

Tell us. - No, I won't.

Tell us.

Just a little.

Clue. You want a clue. - Yes.

I will give the clue.. and my intelligent assistants will say it.

Teja and Daaga.

Teja. There's a cricket match between India and Australia.

If India wins, Sri Lanka..

I don't know.

It's okay. It's okay.

Hear this song.

"It's the custom of life."

What comes after that?

"Keep singing.."

Boss, don't insult us.

I lost.

No, we still have it.

The stolen queen's necklace is with him.

What? - Yes.

That too at this age? - What happened?

Get lost. - Is he telling.. - What are you saying?

This is a lie.. - Silence.

CLIMAX. Silence.

What silence? He's forgetful.

I'm not forgetful. It's your father.

He is lying. Where's the necklace?

Pa, you're a.. - Hey, listen..

Pappa, you are a thief. You've committed a theft.

Gopal, I've never seen a necklace in my life.

Gopal, just a minute.

Pa, don't lie.

You have the queen's necklace.

God gives an opportunity to someone who doesn't want it.

Pa..

Where is the necklace?

Or else I will blow you up.

I won't talk to you. See.

Pa..

No. Listen, I am not a thief.

I don't know anything about the necklace.

You are such an actor, Uncle.

Like a national award winner.

Uncle, let's suppress this matter right here.

Just tell us where you hid the necklace. - Hey, listen.

Uncle, bad news is that you're a thief.

Good news is that the police and media..

..don't know that you're the thief.

Pappu, please give them the necklace.

What will the world say if they find out? - Yes.

What will they say?

They'll tattoo our arms saying "Your father is a thief".

Why are you lying, Pa?

You've to face God one day.

And there's no horse or elephant to take you there.

I swear on Gita, I didn't steal. I didn't.

I didn't steal.

Get lost.

Pa will never falsely swear thrice on my mother.

Get lost.

Puppy boss.

Sweetheart, don't be so smart.

Or else your Pa will be beaten up as well.

Do you know what that means?

MRF. Beaten up.

And you'll speak the truth.

What have you done?

No.

Take this.

Go. Go. Quickly. - Let's go. Let's go. - Hurry up! Hurry up! Fast.

Hey, Khanna, the scene has started.

Run. - Let's go.

Hold your seat. - Follow him.

What are you staring at?

Tell the truth, Pa.

You've surely done something.

Quiet.

It's him. The serpent.

Gopu, reverse the car. Reverse. Reverse.


Why would anyone follow us like this? - Yes.

He has surely done something.

And now he's making up stories.

Correct. I know it.

Look, Pa, a movie can't be a hit even..

..if you name it 'Naya Daur' (Indian movie).

Tell us the truth.

Pa, if you've falsely sworn on mother, then Gopal will..

Say it. - The truth is, Uncle..

.. that Puppy might forget and forgive you..

..but this insane man won't forgive you. - Yes.

I haven't stolen any necklace.

I mean it.


He has the necklace.

In the house. - The house.

Where? - I don't know.

After one goes inside, near the window..

Driver, give me a ticket to Pandarpur.

Hey! Stop the car..

Why don't you stop it when I asked you to stop? Are you deaf?

Are you a pilot flying a kingfisher plane? You deaf man..

Did your father die? Drive away.. follow me.


Right.

Left.

Right.

Left.

Left. - Take care of it.

Sorry, Puppy boss.

Why are you going right when I said left?

Oh, my God!

Come on. - Come. - This is just too much.

What are you doing! - I can't.. - Come.

What happened?

All of you go inside. I'll be right back.

No. Where are you going?

To teach Puppy a lesson.

No. - Leave it. Just forget about it.

Forget it? How could he shoot at us?

Hey, Krishnan Iyer. MA.

What are you staring at? We're here.

Gopal. - Firstly you shot at us.

And now you dare to point a gun at my Pa in my house.

At my Pa.

Forgotten.

Pa. Pa.

I am Pa. Auro (Movie character).

Auro. - Auro?

Who else can be such a childish old man?

"You belonged to us. You were dearer than life."

"How could you leave us?"

Auro. Pa.

You didn't understand. You didn't understand.

Let me explain to you.

No.

YES, no.

Puppy boss.

Daaga. DOGGY, Daaga.

H20 'Haar' (Necklace).

If you don't turn over the necklace, you will die.

You, you.

Not you. You!

I will kill you.

Cool it, Puppy, cool it.

Puppy. Puppy. Puppy.

Puppy. Puppy. Puppy.. - Here it is.

Mummy.

Madhav, you're honour has been tarnished.

Move aside. - No - Move aside. - It is okay.

Move aside.

Puppy kissed my brother. - Yes.

He kissed my brother.

When you couldn't find a swimming pool, you settled for the swamp?

Shut up. - I won't spare him.

I won't spare Puppy.

Where is he?

Puppy. Puppy. Puppy.

Come out. - Until now, he would only lose his memory.

But now he has completely disappeared.

Puppy.

Puppy.

I've searched every nook and corner of the bedroom.

But couldn't find the necklace.

Return the necklace or else.. - Or else?

Or else what? Or else what?

Or else what?

What? What? What? - Gopal, calm down.

Gopal, calm down.

I know where the queen's necklace is. Dande has it.

He called him a cursed crow.

Wait I'll.. Hello. - You wretch.

Black mongoose.

Third grade villain.

Enough.

Ludo game's snake.

Illegitimate father.

You're the groom who gather's money in your own marriage.

Son of a ancient ghost You are a rogue monkey.. - I won't leave him.

Half inside and half outside.

Come outside.

You are a sour sweet.

You are an itchy dog's..

You steal money from a blind beggar's bowl.

Come and dare to face me! What do you think of yourself!

That's him. It's him.

Wait!

You dare abuse me. Inspector Dande Wretch, black mongoose. Wolf.

How do you know so much about sir?

Shut up, Gandhari. - Sorry.

Why you.. - Sir, did you forget me? Great.

But I didn't forget you, sir.

I hid the queen's necklace in this Gun Master G9's suitcase.

Sir, you forgot, but I didn't.

I am your informer.

Try to remember. A night before 'Diwali'.

Patrolling. - Boss.

Quiet.

I came out and duped this fool.

Duped, fool.

Sir, they're talking about you.

Shut up, Gandhari.

Where is the bag? Where is the bag?

Here is the bag.

That's the bag.

Where is the necklace?

"Gol! Gol! Gol!"

"Golmaal, golmaal."

"The necklace is found." "Golmaal"

We got it. We got it.

Stop him, Gandhari, stop him.

Thank you, thank you.

Arrest him. Take him away.

On the occasion of finding this necklace..

..there's a party in the prison. Come on.

Boss. - Party in the jail? But who will pay for it?

Congratulations, this necklace is worth Rs. 30 million rupees.

And all of you will get 10 % as reward.

Congratulations. Yes.

Well done, colonel Rathod. - Yes, yes, yes.

You're sure to be promoted.

You can sit in my cabin from tomorrow.

Hail India.

Forgottten.

Turn around. - Come on. Come on.

"Golmaal."

You're just..

Honeymoon at this age.

What will the people say?

Guddi. No one knows that..

Gita, happy honeymoon.

Happy honeymoon.

Oh, my God!

Come on, the security check has started.

And don't worry about us.

Yes, their cat and mice war has ended. - Yes.

Yes, Pa, because we've understood..

..there's no use fighting amongst ourselves.

It's better to pick fights outside.

Shut up. - Let's go, Gita.

Why are you hitting? - Bye, everyone. - Bye.

See you. - Bye, bye.

Just a minute.

Daboo, come here.

Next time, we'll both be lovable, together movable.

Hand in hand, go Nagaland.

Did you understand? - No, But I liked it.

Enough. - Let's take tickets in advance.

Look, after we leave..

..no one should find out that they aren't our children.

Gopal, Laxman.

No one should ever find out..

..that we know that we aren't their children.

Aunty, don't worry, just chill.

No one will find out anything.

Promise. - Promise.

Bye, Dubs. - Bye, Pups.

Dubs. Pups. Bye. - Bye.

Gopu, you know what?

You two stay in your room and we'll stay in the storeroom.

Yes. - No. - Yes.

You're our brothers. We'll live in the storeroom.

Yes.

Lucky, there's no question of you living in the storeroom.

Just take your luggage and shift back to your room.

Hey, won't you listen to your elder brother?

Won't you listen to your younger brother? - Come on. - No, I won't.

Didn't I tell you guys not to stay in the store room?

Gopal. - No.

Didn't I tell you once. - Madhav.

I can't stop them, only one man can.

Rohit.

Rohit, help me.

Start sound!

Cameras.

Action.

Roll.

You found them? - Yes, we found them. - You mother..

"Golmaal." - The fireworks shop has opened.

"Golmaal. Golmaal is back again."

"Our attitude is different."

"So is our style."

And then the whole thing will.. - "We've a knack of stealing."

"Better safeguard your heart."

"We've stolen your slumber."

"We've made your heart restless."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

Do properly. Don't make a mistake.

"Destiny says we'll always meet." - Harshad! Action! - Hey, you are too..

"We love you and we can't stay apart."

"Everyone's talking about us."

"We've made your heart restless."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Everything's little Golmaal." - Hey you, get the hell of this stop.

"Everything's little Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Everything's little Golmaal."

"Golmaal. Golmaal." - It is supposed to be an emotional scene.

"We've to gradually spread our magic."

"We've to come and go with the breeze of air."

"We want to dwell in your heart."

"There's a story we want to narrate."

"We want to mesmerize you."

"There's a story we want to narrate."

"We want to mesmerize you."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Golmaal is back again."

"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."

This is how we make movies.. With fun..

Come on, get up.