Grease 2 (1982) Script

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A new school year, Blanche.

If the Russians can put a man in space, imagine what our American minds can do at Rydell.


This is going to be a wonderful year, Blanche.

Oh, wonderful.

Oh!

Miss McGee!

♪ Spendin' my vacation ♪ ♪ in the summer sun ♪

♪ Gettin' lots of action, ♪ ♪ havin' lots of fun ♪

♪ Stole like the bandit ♪ ♪ till the bubble burst ♪

♪ Suddenly it got to be ♪ ♪ September first ♪

♪ Woe is me ♪

♪ All summer long ♪ ♪ I was happy and free ♪

♪ Save my soul ♪

♪ The board of education ♪ ♪ took away my parole ♪

♪ Got to go back ♪

♪ Back ♪

♪ Back to school again ♪

Nice parking job, Rhonda.

♪ I got to go back ♪

♪ Back ♪

♪ Back to school again ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ I got to go ♪

♪ Back to school again ♪ She's late again.

I think being late demonstrates terrible leadership qualities.

I'm not waiting anymore.

Here she is!

We're going to be late. Let's go!

♪ Geometry and history ♪ ♪ is just a pain ♪

♪ Biology and chemistry ♪ ♪ destroys my brain ♪

♪ Well, don't they know ♪ ♪ that I deserve a better fate? ♪

♪ I'm really much too ♪ ♪ young to matriculate ♪

♪ Well, mama, please ♪

♪ Your child's come down ♪ ♪ with a fatal disease ♪

♪ Mama said ♪

♪ "Come on, you lazy bum, ♪ ♪ and get your butt out of bed" ♪

♪ You got to go back ♪

♪ Back ♪

♪ Back to school again ♪

♪ It's bye-bye, fun ♪

♪ Get your homework done ♪

♪ You better be in by 10:00 ♪

♪ I got to go back ♪

♪ Back ♪

♪ Back to school again ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ I got to go ♪

♪ Back to school again ♪ Senior year, the home stretch.

My dad wants me to go to junior college.

Nerd junior college?

What will you do, Johnny?

Sleep.

What will you be when you grow up?

A burden on society.

Hello, miss Mason.

Ready for a great year?

Mm-hmm. I love your hair.

Thanks.

All 300 pounds of it.

Hello, boys.

Good morning, miss Mason.

I'd love to see all of you in music appreciation this year.

I'd like to see all of you.

You just might.

I think I'm in love.

Oh, my hair!

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

Watch it.

Watch it!

Nerd!

Michael?

Frenchy?

Thanks for meeting me.

When your cousin told me you were coming to America, I said, "any cousin of yours" is a cousin of mine."

She said you knew the ropes.

I dropped out to go to beauty school.

I flunked tinting when my hair turned pink.

Pink?

♪ The Pink Ladies' ♪ ♪ pledge... to act cool ♪

♪ To look cool ♪

♪ And to be cool ♪

♪ Till death ♪ ♪ do us part ♪

♪ Think pink ♪ Hey, ladies.

Hi, guys.

Now the most important thing is skin care.

So tinting's out and skin care's in?

Right. I'm taking chemistry so I can mix cosmetics.

It makes sense.

♪ I got my books together ♪ ♪ and I dragged my feet ♪

♪ And then I saw this angel ♪ ♪ boppin' down the street ♪

♪ I said, "hey, pretty baby, ♪ ♪ how's about a date?" ♪

♪ She said, "I'm going to ♪ ♪ school and I can't be late" ♪ How tall are you?

Never mind.

We'll put high heels on your sneakers.

Ooh, boy.

Basketball.

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ I got to go ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ I got to go ♪

♪ Back to school ♪ Give it back!

Have a nice day.

♪ Back to school ♪

♪ Back to school ♪

♪ Back to school ♪ Yeah!

Hold it, nerd.

Comb.

Door.

Wait.

Pardon moi.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

♪ I got to go back ♪

♪ Back ♪

♪ Back to school again ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ I got to go ♪

♪ Back to school... ♪ You're going to love Rydell.

♪ Again ♪

From the side, this nose does not belong on this face.

Dump the face and keep the nose.

What's the new look?

Jackie Kennedy.

Magazines say that JFK prefers the Marilyn Monroe look.

Hi, Johnny.

I like your hair in the back.

Thanks.

I still see you're giving lube jobs.

Stuff it.

So what's the story?

Yeah. What's the story?

You know the story. It's over.

Yeah?

Yeah? That's not good enough.

Don't make a scene.

What? There's no scene.

Hey, what scene?

There's no scene, all right?

Gee, sorry.

Hi, Louis.

Hello.

What's this?

The Vince Fontaine National Library?

Shh! Quiet, please.

Wait till I turn up on National Bandstand.

You may turn up on Bandstand, but your beak will turn down.

You're mean.

If the nose goes, Bandstand, here I come.

I wouldn't fool around with mother nature.

You fooled around with everyone else, Paulette.

Shut up!

Who you got for home room?

Mason.

Nice pants.

Hey, Francine.

Excuse me.

How long have you been in America?

Just about a week.

I'm staying with my aunt and uncle.

These are the lockers.

Take a locker and lock it because these guys will steal everything.

Thanks.

What are you doing?

I was putting things in my locker.

His locker!

No one touches these lockers.

You can't read?

That spells T-Bird.

Which spells us.

This is a protected landmark.

♪ Hum ♪

♪ Hum ♪

♪ Hum ♪ Dig?

I think I understand.

Good!

A real Einstein.

By the way, my name is Michael Carrington.

I'm the Duke of Earl.

This is your new locker.

Perfect fit!

You O.K.?

Yeah, fine. Thanks.

Don't let these guys bug you.

I won't. Don't worry.

Uh...

When are you guys gonna grow up?

Look, the nerd invaded our sacred turf.

Hey, come on, I want to talk to you.

Meet me for a smoke after class.

I quit. It's bad for your health.

Oh, yeah? Well, standing me up is also bad for your health.

Says who?

Says the Sturgeon General of the United States.

Everyone please take a seat.

I got mine! You loved it.

Oh, god!

Watch the nose!

Good morning, Rydell.

Welcome to a new school year.

This is going to be an exciting year for all of us.

I'd like to welcome back our own Mr. Spears, who made a miraculous recovery from the mental exhaustion which sent him to the hospital last spring.

Welcome back, Mr. Spears.

We're all rooting for you.

Aah!

Rydell is very proud of her extracurricular activities, so please come out for band tryouts.

If you play an instrument, it's better to play with a group.

Auditions for the June Moon Talent Show will be held next month.

You could win 100 long-playing records.

Last, but not least, we have a straight "A" student all the way from England by the name of Michael Carrington.

Stand up, Michael.

Now let's all say hello to Michael Carrington.

Hello to Michael Carrington.

Let's have a wonderful year.

Rydell High, beat The Cavaliers!

Rydell High, beat The Cavaliers!

What's the story with you and Johnny?

I outgrew him over the summer.

Yeah, well he sure hasn't lost the hots for you.

Johnny hasn't learned when you're dead, lie down.

There's more than making out.

I never thought of that.

Michael!

Michael!

I heard you can play the piano.

I can a bit.

You must play for the talent show auditions.

Michael!

Well?

O.K., I'll do it.

Why not?

He's kind of cute.

Virgin alert! Virgin alert!

All male periscopes down!

Eew!

How has your first week been?

Great! Yours?

Chemistry is so fascinating.

Yeah, I know.

What do you know about Stephanie Zinoni?

Stephanie Zinoni is one of my very best...

Uh-oh!

There's something you don't understand.

Stephanie is a Pink Lady.

If you're not a T-Bird, you can look, but don't touch.

Michael, I wouldn't even look.

How'd you become one of them?

Well...

Like I told you before, football is like life. You gotta push.

You gotta push your way through life.

Come on, push.

Elbow them, then bite them, then rip them, then chew them up. Come on, push, push, push.

Spit them out and chew them up.

Come on, come on.

You're like a bunch of old turkeys.

Don't you guys know how to push?

Look.

What are they doing here?


Nogerelli.

Balmudo.

They're invading our turf.

Let's take care of them tonight.

Tonight...

Tonight, we bowl.

Hey, you're lucky!

I like that.

You better write your will, boys.

Hey, baby, I'll check your oil for you.

Hi, tough stuff.

Hey!

Are we bowling tonight?

That's right. And Paulette...

Yeah, Johnny?

I want you to look special.

No problem.


Ooh!

Yeah, Johnny!

Way to go, Johnny.

Don't mess the hair.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Whose side are you on?

Our side.

Then don't fraternize with the enemy.

A strike.

You hit two pins.

That's a technical strike, since you were late.

Read your bowling rules.

Read 'em and weep.

That's not fair.

This bra is killing me.

You wish!

Put your fingers in the holes.

I'm not breaking my nails.

You going with Paulette?

Let's say I'm giving her therapy for her disease.

What disease?

Nymphoid mania.

Yay! Yay!

What's the final score?

The score happens later.

Last game coming up. Winner take all.

Just shoot the ball!

Shoot the ball!

♪ Come on, everybody, ♪ ♪ gather round ♪

♪ I'm gonna show you ♪ ♪ how to knock 'em down ♪

♪ When I'm on the ball, ♪ ♪ I'm the number one ♪

♪ And I'm going to show ♪ ♪ you how it's done ♪

♪ Let's bowl, ♪ ♪ let's bowl ♪

♪ Let's rock and roll ♪

♪ Hey, come on, let's get ♪ ♪ the show on the road ♪

♪ Let's bowl, ♪ ♪ let's bowl ♪

♪ Let's rock and roll ♪

♪ You're sittin' on a bomb ♪ ♪ that's about to explode ♪

♪ We're gonna ♪ ♪ score tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna ♪ ♪ score tonight ♪

♪ Don't get sore ♪ ♪ when you lose tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna show you ♪ ♪ how to do it right ♪

♪ We're gonna ♪ ♪ score tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna ♪ ♪ score tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna rock, ♪ ♪ we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We're gonna bop, ♪ ♪ we're gonna bowl ♪

♪ We're gonna score, ♪ ♪ score, score, score, score ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Hey, Paulette ♪ ♪ take a look over here ♪

♪ I'm your kingpin, honey ♪ ♪ and I'm gettin' in gear ♪

♪ Hey, Johnny, Johnny ♪ ♪ go for that strike ♪

♪ And I just might be ♪ ♪ your baby tonight ♪

♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl ♪ ♪ let's rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ Hey, come on let's get ♪ ♪ this show on the road ♪

♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl ♪ ♪ let's rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ The stakes are high ♪

♪ And the winner takes all ♪

♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪

♪ Don't get sore ♪ ♪ when you lose tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna show you ♪ ♪ how to do it right ♪

♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna rock ♪ ♪ we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We're gonna laugh ♪ ♪ we're gonna bowl ♪

♪ Let's score, score ♪ ♪ score, score, score ♪

♪ Tonight ♪


♪ You bowl me over ♪

♪ Bowl me over ♪

♪ You bowl me over ♪

♪ Bowl him over ♪

♪ You bowl me over ♪ Take a hike!

Get a strike!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

♪ We're gonna ♪ ♪ score tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna ♪ ♪ score tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna score ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna score ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna score ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

Be courteous when asking for a game.

Hi. Want a game?

Howdy, fellas. Let's bowl some balls.

Bowling, anyone?

I could have won if my shoes weren't so slippery.

Another well-deserved victory, huh, Johnny?

Yeah, but where's the trophy?

Right here, Johnny.

Ooh, kissies.

That's for best average.

Then what about for best score?

God.

Touchy.

What about the trophy, Stephanie?

I ain't no one's trophy.

She ain't no one's trophy.

That's the way it's going to be, huh, Miss Independent?

I kiss who I want, when I want.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Like the next guy here.

Yeah?

Yeah!

Be my guest.


Let's eat.

I vote for pizza!

It's past 10:00.

Just go home and leave me alone.

Bed stinks!

Am I too late?

You want something?

Food.

Food.

Food.

Food.

Life stinks!

Are you talking to me?

Yeah, you'll do.

Great. The name's Michael...

Michael Carrington.

My name's Delores Rebachuck.

Some jerks call me Upchuck, but I prefer Delores.

They think they're cool because they got wheels.

Delores, go home!

I guess we don't make the grade.

With them, it's all these weird codes about cycles.

You got to be a biker or a biker's old lady.

Without a cycle, forget it.

It pisses me off.

We're both in the same boat.

I sure can't afford a cycle without a job.

Yeah, but me, I'm willing to negotiate.

I offered to be a Pink-Lady mascot.

It ain't the coolest job, but it's a start.

You think they'd listen? Forget it.

It pisses me off.

Well, it's pretty late.

I think I better walk you home.

Oh, I don't need a babysitter, okay?

Why don't you think of it as a date, okay?

Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?

Come on. You know, when I'm in the 12th grade, I know I'm gonna be the head of The Pink Ladies.

My Pink Ladies rule the school.

They'll be the best. We'll have the best-looking jackets.

I once tried to put letters on his jacket, you know.

Didn't work. Fell right off.

It was really embarrassing. It happened in front of my sister.

I didn't mean for it to happen, but it did.

Whoa!

Morning, mister...

Stuart.

You could have killed us.

Good move.

Can you imagine dying a virgin?

God.

Nosebleed.

Nurse. Room 11.

My name is Stuart.

Good morning, miss McGee.

Good morning, miss, uh...

Mason.

This is mister, uh...

Mr. Stuart.

Mr. Stuart.

I love your hair, miss Mason.

Well, thank you, Mr. Stuart.

Miss Mason will help you learn the ropes.

It's my pleasure, I'm sure.

I'm sure you're sure.

Well, I'm substituting for mister...

Spears.

Follow me.

We'll win this talent show.

100 long-playing album's.

But we got zero talent.

There must be 10 Roy Orbison albums in there.

Greatest hits of Beethoven?

Uh, good morning.

My name is Mr. Stuart. I'm your substitute teacher.

Mr. Nogerelli. I've been looking for you.

Hello, Mrs. McGee. You're looking lovely today.

There has been a rumor that motorcycles have been driven across our school lawn.

Now, I know that couldn't have been you.

I'm sure you have more respect for grass than that.

Right? Mm-hm.

Now, hear this.

No more. Is that understood?

Mm-hm.

Good.

Do you smell something burning?

You sure told her.

Water! Water!

Sorry. I'm sorry, Johnny.

We're ready.

We're the first.

I hope I don't blank out.

Now!

♪ His loafers were weejuns ♪

♪ His chinos were black ♪

♪ With a cute little buckle ♪

♪ That fastened in back ♪ These are my girls.

There's some good breeding up there.

Mm-hmm, and that is so important.

Mm-hmm.

♪ With Brad ♪ What's happening?

Hey, woodchuck.

Delores, all right?

What's happening?

Brad.

Does this song stink or what?

♪ This vision in Madras ♪

♪ Don't know what possessed me ♪

♪ But I gave him ♪ ♪ my address ♪

♪ And my heart shook with fear ♪

♪ 'Cause I pray ♪ ♪ that I hear ♪

♪ From Brad ♪

♪ Hear from Brad ♪ There's 100 LPs at stake here.

Hard work will win it.

Now, we're Calendar Girls.

Get into your season.

Rhonda, you're fall. Give me maturity, aging.

Give me a break!

Lunchtime.

♪ Then at yesterday's ♪ ♪ tea dance ♪

♪ My day turned to night ♪

♪ Muffy Rogers ♪ ♪ was wearing Brad's pin ♪

♪ I could just die ♪ We haven't got all day.

But these are my girls.

I know, dear. Next!

O.K., O.K.!

We're almost ready.

I want everybody to sing the ah ah ahs.

Would you take your music?

Let me out of this zoo.

Ready?

♪ Ah ah ah ♪

♪ Ah ah ah ♪ ♪ ah ah ah ♪

♪ I'll be your girl ♪ ♪ for all seasons ♪

♪ All the year through ♪ Hello.

Are you free after school today?

I'm free every day. It's in the constitution.

♪ Everything for you ♪ We're ready.

Sharon Cooper and the seasons.

Ow!

♪ In the fall, you'll see ♪

♪ September ♪ ♪ can be heavenly ♪

♪ If you fall... ♪ Eugene, ready with the leaves.

♪ ...on me ♪

♪ When Autumn leaves ♪ ♪ are falling from the tree ♪ I'm sick of being a tree!

That's enough for today.

Wait. We have three more seasons.

I need the stage for drama class.

Oh!

Hey, Sharon!

How about a hamburger?

Oh, I'm busy.

How about tomorrow?

Busy.

Can you explain about the bowling alley?

You just don't kiss a guy...

The kiss was a joke.

Let me.

Oh, I can manage.

I think he's in love.

He's cute.

Shut your yaps.

You forgot this.

Thanks.

The day after tomorrow?

Stephanie.

When will you get the picture?

♪ If you really ♪ ♪ want to know ♪

♪ What I want in a guy ♪

♪ Well, I'm lookin' for a ♪ ♪ dream on a mean machine ♪

♪ With hell in his eyes ♪

♪ I want a devil ♪ ♪ in skintight leather ♪

♪ He's gonna be wild ♪ ♪ as the wind ♪

♪ And one fine night ♪

♪ I'll be holdin' on tight ♪

♪ To a Cool Rider ♪

♪ A Cool Rider ♪

♪ If he's cool enough ♪

♪ He can burn me ♪ ♪ through and through ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ If it takes forever ♪

♪ Then I'll wait forever ♪

♪ No ordinary boy ♪

♪ No ordinary boy ♪ ♪ is gonna do ♪

♪ I want a rider ♪ ♪ that's cool ♪

♪ That's the way ♪ ♪ it's gonna be ♪

♪ That's the way that I feel ♪

♪ I want a whole lot more ♪ ♪ than the boy next door ♪

♪ I want hell on wheels ♪

♪ Just give me ♪ ♪ a black motorcycle ♪

♪ With a man ♪ ♪ growin' out of the seat ♪

♪ Then move aside ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna ride ♪

♪ With a Cool Rider ♪

♪ A Cool Rider ♪

♪ If he's cool enough ♪

♪ He can burn me ♪ ♪ through and through ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ If it takes forever ♪

♪ Then I'll wait forever ♪

♪ No ordinary boy ♪

♪ No ordinary boy ♪ ♪ is gonna do ♪

♪ I want a rider ♪ ♪ that's cool ♪

♪ I don't want ♪ ♪ no ordinary guys ♪

♪ Comin' on strong with me ♪

♪ They don't know ♪ ♪ what I'm lookin' for ♪

♪ They don't know ♪ ♪ what I need ♪

♪ You're gonna know it ♪ ♪ when he gets here ♪

♪ 'Cause the ground'll ♪ ♪ be shakin' ♪

♪ I'll do anything ♪ ♪ to let him know ♪

♪ That I'm his ♪

♪ His for the taking ♪

♪ I want a Cool Rider ♪

♪ A cool, cool, ♪ ♪ cool, Cool Rider ♪

♪ I want a Cool Rider ♪

♪ A cool, cool, ♪ ♪ cool, Cool Rider ♪

♪ I want a c-o-o-l ♪

♪ R-i-d-e-r ♪ Hey, English, I got something scholastic to discuss with you.

You're Mr. History, right?

I got this essay on the fall of Rome.

I didn't even know they were in trouble.

What are you driving at, Dimucci?

Paper for papers. Essays for cash.

Hmm?

So that's it.

It's going to have to be a motorcycle.

Good idea. Invest in a cycle.

You've got a deal.

Let's not deal out in the open.

I got a rep to protect.

It's open.

Your uncle said you was back out here.

What is this joint?

It's his nuclear fallout shelter.

Got that essay?

Got the cash?

This is a neat joint.

Nucleoid shelter. It's private.

Good for homework and other activities involving student bodies.

Don't you think you can handle a couple history assignments?

Yeah, I'll try.

Remember, this is between us.

I got a rep to protect here, okay?

William the Conqueror by the Goose.

Oh, god.

Nobody... but nobody knows this happened, you dig?

Whatever you say.

That's very nice.

Nice penmanship.

Remember, I got a rep to protect, O.K., Shakespeare?

Reproduction.

It's very simple, but yet very important.

What is the best time of the month for a woman to conceive?

Mr...

Jaworski.

What's conceive?

Well, you know. To be fertile.

What's the best time?

Ask Nogerelli.

Mr. Nogerelli?

Ask Goose.

Mr. Goose?

Um, ask Dimucci.

Mr. Dimucci?

What?

Conceive?

What is the best time?

At night?

I can see that we're not getting very far.

I got the same problem.

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

Good morning, Mr. Stuart. Good morning.

Why don't we just start at the beginning?

Page 1.

Open your book.

Where do babies come from?

If you need me, I'll be right over here.

We need this for the exam?

♪ The parts of a flower ♪ ♪ are so constructed ♪

♪ That very, very often the wind ♪ ♪ will cause pollenation ♪

♪ If not then a bee or any other ♪ ♪ nectar-gathering creature ♪

♪ Can create the same ♪ ♪ situation ♪

♪ Yes, anything that gets ♪ ♪ the pollen to the pistil ♪

♪ Is right on the list ♪

♪ I'll try to make it ♪ ♪ crystal clear ♪

♪ A flower's ♪ ♪ insatiable passion ♪

♪ Turns it's life into ♪ ♪ a circus of debauchery ♪

♪ Now you see just how ♪ ♪ the stamen ♪

♪ Gets its lusty dust ♪ ♪ on through the stigma ♪

♪ And why this frenzied ♪ ♪ orgy's no enigma ♪

♪ We call this quest ♪ ♪ for satisfaction ♪

♪ A what, class? ♪

♪ A photoperiodic reaction ♪

♪ Very good ♪ Hey, I'm lost where are we?

Chapter 2. Page 5.

♪ Reproduction ♪ ♪ reproduction ♪

♪ But your pollen tube ♪ ♪ to work ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪

♪ Make my stamen go berzerk ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪

♪ I don't think I even know ♪ ♪ what a pistil is ♪

♪ I got your pistil right here ♪

♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪

Next chapter.

In an abstract way, the same thing applies to the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms.

But we are now dealing with sexual response.

Any questions?

♪ Is it possible ♪ ♪ the female member of some sex ♪

♪ On a couch could get ♪ ♪ this guy all hot ♪

♪ And she never even ♪ ♪ knew it? ♪ Negative.

♪ When a warm-blooded mammal ♪

♪ In a tight little sweater ♪

♪ Starts pulling that stuff ♪

♪ She's saying that she ♪ ♪ wants to do it ♪

♪ Prove it by me ♪

♪ 'Cause they change ♪ ♪ their tune ♪

♪ When you got 'em ♪ ♪ in the back seat ♪

♪ With this heart beating fast ♪

♪ They make it sound gross ♪

♪ Yeah, but all they can do ♪ ♪ is say, "no, no, no, no" ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪ ♪ reproduction ♪

♪ Baby, give it to me now ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪ ♪ reproduction ♪

♪ Is that all ♪ ♪ you think about? ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪

♪ Come on, baby, show me ♪ ♪ that you really love me so ♪ I think I'm gonna throw up.

♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪ Mr. Goose, please be seated.

The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling his number of offspring.

Are there any comments on that?

I was wondering if you could tell me where she lives.

Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all, carry some protection with them

♪ for sexual occasions? ♪ Oh, god. What's the big deal?

♪ Can't a girl just do ♪ ♪ that thing in a book ♪

♪ Where she adds up the ♪ ♪ days of her... ♪

...what do you call it? Mental-sturation.

Oh, that's really neat.

The numbers don't add up right.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪ ♪ reproduction ♪

♪ Hope he's proud ♪ ♪ of what he's done ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪ ♪ reproduction ♪

♪ He was only poking fun ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪

♪ See what happens ♪ ♪ when a boy and girl ♪

♪ Don't know how ♪ ♪ to play it safe? ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪ ♪ reproduction ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪ ♪ reproduction ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪

♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪

Learn anything?

Stop.

What's the rush? You gotta take a pill?

Try to rememeber, Mr. Stuart, that their bodies are more developed than their minds. I understand.

They have drives. I understand.

Lustful drives. Oh, I understand.

Hi, Mr. Stuart.

May I speak to you, Mrs. McGee?

What about?

I'm a little worried.

I've missed my last two periods.

That's all right, dear. You can make them up after school.

♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪ Nice one, Davey.

That does it.

Yep, follow me.

There's quite a selection here, all very serviceable machines.

One or two were my personal transportation a few spare parts ago.

Any one's a fixer-upper.

You got a bike.

Great!

You'll need these.

Thanks.

Good luck.


♪ Cool Rider ♪

♪ A Cool Rider ♪

♪ If he's cool enough ♪

♪ He can burn me ♪ ♪ through and through ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ If it takes forever ♪

♪ Then I'll wait forever ♪

♪ No ordinary boy ♪

♪ No ordinary boy ♪ ♪ is gonna do ♪

♪ I want a rider ♪ ♪ that's cool ♪

Oh, Michael! Michael!

Good to see you, French.

What were you trying to do?

I'm trying to ride that motorcycle without killing myself.


Wait a second, Michael.

Michael.

This isn't for... Stephanie?

Ohh.

♪ I'll be yours ♪ ♪ in winter ♪

♪ When the snow ♪ ♪ is on the ground ♪

♪ I'll warm you ♪ ♪ through December ♪

♪ And I'll always ♪ ♪ be around ♪

♪ Ah ah ah ♪ ♪ ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪ That's all for today.

Blanche!

We still have two seasons left!

We always start with winter and fall because Paulette's late and...

But she's here now.

Sharon, stop yelling.

You're in the show.

Ah!

Next.

The preptones.

♪ Bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ bum bum bum ♪ bum ♪ bum

♪ Mr. Sandman, ♪ ♪ bring me a dream ♪ These are my boys. Good, clean-cut American boys.

I know.

♪ And tell her that her ♪ ♪ lonesome nights are over ♪

♪ Sandman, I'm so alone ♪

♪ Don't have nobody ♪ ♪ to call my own ♪

♪ Please turn on ♪ ♪ your magic beam ♪

♪ Mr. Sandman, ♪ ♪ bring me a dream ♪ That was wonderful!

Yes.

The T-Bones.

Birds! T-Birds!

♪ Hummm ♪

♪ Hmm hmm hmm ♪

♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪

♪ Walk, talk like T-Birds ♪

♪ Prowlin' ♪ These are my boys.

♪ Ahh ahh ahh ♪

♪ Walk, talk ♪ ♪ like T-Birds tonight ♪

♪ Prowlin' ♪ Thank you.

That was just wonderful.

It was very nice.

We could work a little bit on the harmonies.

Catch you later, miss McGee.

My mom wants you to come over for psaghetti at your convenience.

Thank you, Nogerelli.

Let's practice over midterm break.

Practice?

♪ I'll be yours ♪ ♪ in springtime ♪

♪ When the flowers ♪ ♪ are in bloom ♪

♪ We'll wander ♪ ♪ through the meadows ♪

♪ In all their sweet perfume ♪

♪ Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪

♪ I'll be your girl ♪ ♪ for all seasons... ♪ A disaster!

We blew it?

No, but we're the worst.

We'll get unworst.

Liverwurst.

They recognize natural talent.

Everybody made it!

They didn't have enough acts.

Bum bum bum ♪ bum ♪ bum

♪ bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪

♪ Bum bum bum bum bum ♪

♪ bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ ♪ bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪

♪ Mr. Sandman, ♪ ♪ bring me a dream ♪

♪ Make her the cutest ♪ ♪ that I've ever seen ♪

♪ Give her two lips ♪ ♪ like roses and clover... ♪ To win, we have to get it together like that, but with class.

Remember, I want the Roy Orbisons.

♪ My own ♪

♪ Please turn on ♪ ♪ your magic beam ♪

♪ Mr. Sandman, ♪ ♪ bring me a dream ♪ It's only weeks before that talent show.

I'm talking about winning albums.

I'm not talking.


Scum!

Ha ha ha!

Pepsis.

Balmudo's out front, and he's all alone!

Tilt! My turn.

Your turn after we tilt Balmudo.

Come on!

Come on, let's go!

Louis, be careful!

Louis!

Smoke.

Go get them, Goose.

Light.

Comb, again.

Let's go, guys.

Ha ha ha!

Action out front!

Balmudo will get his face mangled.

Oh, my gosh!

Looking for a rat face, mouse brain?

Get that...

Get that mother!

♪ Ooh-woo ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Ooh-woo ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ He came out of ♪ ♪ the darkness ♪

♪ In the middle ♪ ♪ of the night ♪

♪ Blazin' like a mother ♪

♪ With a fist of dynamite ♪

♪ He ain't foolin' no one ♪

♪ On that pile ♪ ♪ of chrome and steel ♪

♪ Burnin' up the pavement ♪

♪ Like he was ♪ ♪ some kind of wheel ♪

♪ He's lookin' ♪ ♪ for a rumble ♪

♪ And some heads ♪ ♪ are gonna bust ♪

♪ He's gonna take ♪ ♪ a tumble ♪

♪ With one solitary thrust ♪

♪ The only thing ♪ ♪ you guys are gonna do ♪

♪ Is eat his dust ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Where did he come from? ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Hey, tell me, someone ♪

♪ I never knew ♪

♪ Anyone could be ♪ ♪ so cool ♪

♪ Whoa-o-o ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ What's so amazin'? ♪

♪ Headlight and tailpipes ♪ ♪ burnin' and blazin' ♪

♪ Looks to me ♪ ♪ like he could really fly ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Ooh-woo ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Ooh-woo ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ He wears a pair of goggles ♪ ♪ like a man from outer space ♪

♪ It really doesn't matter ♪

♪ That I haven't seen his face ♪

♪ We're gonna wrap ♪ ♪ those handlebars ♪

♪ Around that neck of his ♪

♪ The punk is gonna get it ♪

♪ When we find out ♪ ♪ who he is ♪

♪ Everybody wants you ♪

♪ And they don't know ♪ ♪ who you are ♪

♪ If you're a man of mystery ♪

♪ It really takes you far ♪

♪ Everyone around you ♪

♪ Thinks that ♪ ♪ you're a star! ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Where did he come from? ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Where can I get one? ♪

♪ They never knew that ♪ ♪ I could be so cool ♪

♪ Whoa-o-o ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ On that motorcycle ♪ Hey! Cops!

♪ What would they say ♪ ♪ if they knew it was Michael? ♪

♪ Looks to me ♪ ♪ like he could really fly ♪

♪ Won't somebody tell me ♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

Oh!

Pretty cool stuff.

Everyone inside.

We bowl!

All right!

Yahoo!

Come on, Steph.

I'll catch up, O.K.?

What's eating you?

Nothing.

Got a light?

Steph, there's been talk.

We haven't been talking, but there has been talk questioning your loyalty to the birds.

You don't have to go steady with Johnny.

It's better that it's over.

But the code does say that we're T-Bird chicks, at least till grad.

Let's go, Louis.

Maybe I'm tired of being someone's chick.

Are you feeling O.K.?

Yo, Rita.

I don't know what I'm feeling.

Here. Have a ciggy.

Maybe it'll make you feel better.

They're showoffs.

Did you get those matches at that liquor store?

No.

Thanks.

♪ Looks to me ♪ ♪ like he could really fly ♪

♪ Won't somebody tell me ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Who, who... ♪ Want a ride?

♪ Who ♪

♪ Whoa-o-o ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪ Some other time.

♪ Who ♪

♪ Who ♪

♪ Whoa-o-o ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Who ♪

♪ Who ♪

♪ Who ♪

♪ Whoa-o-o ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪ I heard there was this motorcycle chase outside the Bowlerama last night.

According to Paulette, this very mysterious and gorgeous guy knocked Zinone right off her socks.

How do you plead? Guilty.

Great, but now what?

We've got a problem.

On that motorcyle, in that gear, I knocked that girl right out of her socks.

You knock her right into her socks.

Simple. Next time I see her... Come here.

Next time I see her, I'm gonna walk right up to her and say, Steph...

Hi, girls.

Your boyfriend's here.

Having a facial?

Yeah.

Delicious.

Steph. What?

Do you...?

What?

Have you...?

Ever read a Superman comic?

Not in the last few hours.

I was just checking.

Just checking.

He needs the guidance counselor.

You got a nose job!

Forget it. I walked into a door.

So she says.

Attention, please.

This is a test... I repeat, a test.

Please, do not panic.

Nuclear war is like football.

The Russians throw the bomb.

All we have to do is jump up and intercept it.

Ram it down their own end, you know what I mean?

Like life: Somebody throws something at you, throw back.

Please proceed to your nearest shelter.

Boys to one side, girls to the other. Run!

Blanche, please do not panic.

Oh, Mrs. McGee, it's so loud.

Please do not panic.

I don't know how you talked me into this, Louis.

You trust president Kennedy, right?

Of course!

All right.

Kennedy says we got to be prepared for nucleoid war.

It's nuclear, Louis.

Yeah. Yeah. Nuclear and nuclear.

A bomb's a bomb.


Yeah.

Hmm!

This is an official fallout shelter bed.

You better be prepared.

Someday when you least expect it... Kablam!

Nucleoid war!

It started!

♪ America is calling ♪

♪ Let's care enough ♪ ♪ to give our very best ♪ What's started?

The Russians are attacking!

♪ For if we give ♪ ♪ our very best ♪

♪ I know that we will ♪ ♪ more than pass the test ♪ Get off of me!

What if we was to die here tonight without ever doing it?

It?

God! Let me out of here!

They're dropping bombs!

♪ Yeah, let's do it ♪ ♪ for our country ♪

♪ The red, white, ♪ ♪ and the blue ♪

♪ It's uncle Sam ♪ ♪ who's asking ♪

♪ So your mother ♪ ♪ will approve ♪

♪ Tomorrow ♪ ♪ I'll be fighting ♪

♪ And I'll win ♪ ♪ this war for you ♪

♪ Let's do it ♪ ♪ for our country ♪

♪ Our country ♪ ♪ wants us to ♪ Louis!

♪ Bullets ♪ ♪ are exploding ♪

♪ They'll soon be ♪ ♪ at the door ♪

♪ Give something ♪ ♪ to America ♪

♪ You never gave before ♪

♪ Yeah, let's do it ♪ ♪ for our country ♪

♪ The red, white, ♪ ♪ and the blue ♪ You're sure my mother would approve?

Your mother don't even have to know about it, Sharon.

Are we old enough to go?

All the way.

But, Louis, you might get hurt.

No.

Oh, god!

It would be like doing it for the Statue of Liberty.

Or the Grand Canyon!

The New York Yankees!

We're doing it for Disneyland!

♪ Yeah, let's do it ♪ ♪ for our country ♪

♪ The red, white, ♪ ♪ and the blue ♪

♪ It's not a lot ♪ ♪ to ask of us ♪

♪ Our parents will approve ♪

♪ You'll be ♪ ♪ a mighty soldier ♪

♪ Before this night ♪ ♪ is through ♪

♪ Let's do it ♪ ♪ for our country ♪ We owe it to our country.

♪ Let's do it ♪ ♪ for our country ♪

♪ Our country wants us to ♪ I'm ready.

Me, too.

Come on!

Don't!

Oops!

Guess you didn't get any, huh?

Louis Dimucci!

Oh, god!

Oh, how could you do this?

OK. $1.60.

Get my windshield.

Hold on one second.

Hi.

Hi.

Can I pay you so I can get out of here?

Hold on one minute.

Sorry.

That's 2, 3, 4, 5.

Where are the maps?

What kind?

Street maps!

Yeah.

Hey, miss, what do I owe you?

Um... 50 cents.

How about that ride?

How about my windshield?

You forgot our green stamps.

What about the maps?

Get this windshield!

Come on!

Honk that horn!

Where are you going?


Oh, I can't stop shivering.

Then hold on.

That's what's making me shiver.

We're home.

Shoot.


I'm the one that can't stop shivering now.

Why?

Because...

There's something I should tell you.

What?

Oh, no.

We've got company.

Check this out!

I can handle these guys.

That's the dude!

When will I see you again?

Friday night. Talent show.

Let's go!

Have fun, you hear?

Talent show?

How did he know?

Hi.

What are you guys doing?

What's the story with the creep?

What?

The story, the creep.

The creep, the story.

Why don't you leave her alone?

You shut up.

You, let's have the story.

Personally, I think...

We don't care, Sharon!

No chick of mine messes with no creep.

No chick of yours?

Someone's jealous.

I ain't jealous!

Stay out of my life, Johnny.

I catch you with that punk one more time, I'll rearrange his face!

He's a dead man! D-e-d.

Who belongs to who around here?

You're making a scene.

I'm getting all mixed up.

You're embarrassing me.

You owe Paulette an apology.

Jerk!

Where are you going?

Forget about her.

Weirdos. Who needs broads?

Me. I get to second base, keep getting called out at third.

Poor guy bombed out.

Hey.

I think we could all use a little guaranteed...

All-the-way action.

And I know just the place.

Yeah? Yeah?

♪ Well, come on ♪ ♪ and tell us, Johnny ♪

♪ What's the secret ♪ ♪ of success? ♪

♪ You gotta take a tip ♪ ♪ from the king of hip ♪

♪ 'Cause you know ♪ ♪ that he's the best ♪

♪ We're going prowling ♪

♪ We're going prowling ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ See you hungry for love ♪

♪ Gotta find a chick ♪ ♪ who will give you more ♪

♪ Well, there's a spot ♪ ♪ that I'll discover ♪

♪ Where a guy's ♪ ♪ guaranteed to score ♪

♪ I'm gonna show you cats ♪ ♪ some action ♪

♪ Like you've never ♪ ♪ seen before ♪

♪ We're gonna get ♪ ♪ some satisfaction ♪

♪ Down at the grocery store ♪

♪ We're going prowling ♪

♪ We're going prowling ♪

♪ We're going prow-ow-owling ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ There's a female butcher ♪

♪ At the luncheon meat display ♪

♪ Well, don't you know? ♪

♪ Got the best tongue in town ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ She delivers all night ♪ ♪ and day ♪

♪ You see the apple ♪ ♪ of your eye ♪

♪ Stacking peaches ♪ ♪ in a five-foot pile ♪

♪ Just waitin' for some guy ♪ ♪ to come ♪

♪ And take her rollin' ♪ ♪ down the aisle ♪ I like a debutante who comes across.

Now, that's what I call class.

Well, I like a tall girl with long legs that come right up to her...

You know what I like?

I like a girl who's really smart, provided that she's really stacked.

Yeah? Well, I love 'em all, and they love me.

♪ 'Cause I'm the leader ♪ ♪ of this here pack, yeah ♪

♪ We're gonna find ourselves ♪ ♪ some beauties ♪

♪ Who are sad and all alone ♪ ♪ we're gonna find ourselves ♪

♪ All alone ♪

♪ We're gonna show them ♪ ♪ little beauties ♪

♪ That we're T-Birds ♪ ♪ to the bone ♪

♪ We're going prowlin' ♪ ♪ walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪

♪ We're going prowlin' ♪ ♪ walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪

♪ We're going prow-wow-wo-lin' ♪ ♪ walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ We're going prowlin' ♪ Let's go for the sales tax.

Very nice, very nice.

We could win those albumens yet.

We can win those albumens.

We gotta get rid of the competition.

Competition.

There is some good work here.

There is also some sloppy work here.

Miss Zinoni, I would like to see you about your Shakespeare essay.

Attention, please.

A few reminders of graduation activities.

The final dress rehearsal for the talent show is Thursday afternoon.

Will all students on the decoration committee for the Lani Keilani Luau on Saturday report to coach Calhoun?

Who asked him to write that stuff?

She didn't like your paper.

I got to write it again.

Do you want help?

I don't know.

Think it over.

It's not a difficult decision.

Steph, you coming?

Yeah.

I'll think about it.

I usually don't do this bad in english.

I got other stuff on my mind.

Can I help you?

It's not with school. Forget it.

Let's get this over with.

Where do you want to start?

It's this guy.

What guy?

Forget it.

I'm trying.

I had this idea of Mr. Right.

A stupid idea, right?

Right.

Then out of nowhere he shows up, like some dream.

Who?

Mr. Right.

Oh, right.

I've seen him twice now.

I don't know who he is.

Mr. Right. Right.

Don't you think that's weird?

Not weird weird, but, like, exciting weird?

So, what's the problem?

The problem is that maybe he's not everything I imagined.

What if he's just like some ordinary guy?

What if he is?

Hey?

We should get back to the Shakespeare essay.

I figured out what Hamlet's problem is.

No ketchup!

He seemed to get along pretty well without it.

How can you eat a hamburger with no ketchup?

I wouldn't know.

Where were we?

You figured out the problem with their hamburgers.

No ketchup.

His big problem is no laughs.

The guy's got to lighten up, right?

No, thanks.

Who are we talking about now?

Hamlet.

Oh, right.

"Hamlet went totally nuts when he caught his mother doing it with his uncle."

Not so great, right?

You could have said something like, "Hamlet was tormented

"by his mother's incestuous relationship with his uncle."

Incestuous rela...

Mason's going to flip when she reads this.

"Incestuous."

You're a really smart guy.

You must think I am some dummy.

Actually, I think you're kind of terrific.

Get out of here.

You're the terrific one.

You know all this deep junk.

I just know a few big words that impress english teachers like our friend miss Mason.

Well, you impressed me.

I give credit to who I want.

To whom.

To you, that's whom.

Learn how to take a compliment, all right?

All right.

How about a hamburger for my friend... Loaded?

With ketchup.

Double ketchup.

There are cool, scorable broads in this joint.

Cool. Scorable. Whatnot.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Lots of girls would date you.

What about you?

Are you kidding?

No, I wasn't.

I didn't mean anything wrong.

We're just different types, that's all.

Different types? What do you mean?

There's a Pink Lady code.

To quote Delores, "the code stinks."

Hi.

It's nerd's night out?

What are you, a cop?

The T-Birds ain't the class act no more?

We ain't the class act no more?

Wait for me inside.

I don't want to eat alone.

Go on!

What do you want, Johnny?

Well, I just wanted to let you know that I'm officially declaring us as an item officially over.

You're declaring?

That's correct.

O.K., fine. O.K.? You've declared it.

It's over. Can I go now?

Just like that, huh?

I got one more thing to say to you.

That jacket you are wearing is T-Bird property.

I got a rep to protect.

Don't damage the rep, and we don't damage new friends.

So, what happened? She, uh...?

She take the nerd's brains over your brawns?

Look, I dumped her, not versa-vice, got it?

Right, sure, Johnny.

Don't worry about it.


All right! Cherry pie!

Davey!

♪ I'm all dressed up ♪

♪ In my finest attitude ♪

♪ Pretending ♪

♪ I don't care ♪

♪ Guess I really messed up ♪

♪ By trying to be two ♪

♪ When only one heart ♪

♪ Can be there ♪

♪ Why can't I be ♪

♪ Just what I am ♪

♪ And speak my love ♪

♪ Without any shame? ♪

♪ Why can't she see ♪

♪ What I am ♪

♪ Is a costumed fool ♪

♪ Trapped in a tragic game? ♪

♪ Charades and pretty lies ♪

♪ They hide ♪

♪ What's deep inside me ♪

♪ Charades ♪

♪ Conceal me ♪

♪ But can't you feel ♪

♪ The real me ♪

♪ The real me ♪

♪ Behind my charades? ♪

♪ Oh, please don't mind me ♪

♪ Performing at my hardest ♪

♪ As I paint ♪

♪ Upon the air ♪

♪ You won't find me ♪

♪ 'Cause it's a portrait ♪ ♪ of the artist ♪

♪ As the man ♪ Look! ♪ Who isn't there ♪

♪ Charades and pretty lies ♪

♪ They hide ♪

♪ What's deep inside me ♪

♪ Charades ♪

♪ Can't see me ♪

♪ But can't you feel ♪

♪ The real me ♪

♪ The real me ♪

♪ Behind my charades ♪

♪ Can't you feel ♪ ♪ the real me ♪

♪ Behind my charades? ♪

♪ Have I lost ♪ ♪ the real me ♪

♪ Behind my charades? ♪

Come on. Look pretty faster.

Girls! Girls! I'm so nervous!

You look perfect.

Have lots of fun tonight.

O.K. oh! Thanks.

And good luck.

He said he'd meet her up front.

How can anyone like someone they don't even know?

She's got a crush.

I'll be back.

Johnny, it's that guy!

Get him!

No!

Johnny!

They'll kill him!

Who?

Move over!

Where are we going?

Go!

We're going to die! I'm wearing my mother's underwear!

Where are we going?

I don't know. Follow them.


I figured the guy to slow up.

Right?

It ain't our fault the guy don't slow up.

Huh, Johnny?

It's at least 100 feet across.

Johnny?

Yeah!

Yeah. What can I say?

If he didn't make it, he ain't going to look pretty.

Where is he?

He ain't down there.

Where'd he go? Biker heaven?

I know he's dead.

He made the jump. I could do that.

You could jump that, Johnny.

Let's go.

I'll never see him again.

Come on!

What have I done?

He'll be O.K.

Nobody rides like him.

We got to get out of here.

We'll be late.

He jumped over a cop car!

He'll show up. I know it!

♪ If your sweetheart ♪

♪ Sends a letter ♪

♪ Of good-bye... ♪ If I stand there...

Don't worry.

Hi, Johnny.

Hi.

Hold it!

What are you, crazy?

Come on, Paulette!

You're not going out there like that!

I need a little something on my face.

You need a little something on your body!

But Johnny, I'm Summer.

Get yourself a pair of galoshes, a snow suit, a scarf, and be Winter.

And that is Johnny Nogerelli's final word.

Yeah?

Want to hear my final word?

Maybe you can bully some chicks, but this chick has been bullied by Johnny Nogerelli for the last time!

I'm not the classiest, but I'm the best you'll get!

So take it or leave it!

♪ ...behind a cloudy sky ♪

♪ So let ♪ ♪ your hair down ♪

♪ And go on... ♪ Let go.

Let go of me!

Get!

Let... let go!

Stop that!

Shut up!

Quiet!

And now, Martin Meisner and his red-hot accordion.

Let's go practice in the can.

Don't worry, Johnny.

Hey, the albumens are ours.

Hey. Hey!

Hey. Hey, come on, guys.

Hey!

Don't do this. Okay, guys.


Thank you, Martin Meisner.

I have the great pleasure to introduce the T-Bones.

Come on, Steph.

♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪

♪ Prowlin' tonight ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

The T-Bones!

Birds!

And now...

The Calendar Girls in a girl for all seasons.


♪ I'll be yours ♪ ♪ in springtime ♪

♪ When the flowers ♪ ♪ are in bloom ♪

♪ We'll wander ♪ ♪ through the meadows ♪

♪ In all their ♪ ♪ sweet perfume ♪

♪ And every night ♪ ♪ I'll hold you tight ♪

♪ Beneath that April moon ♪

♪ Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪

♪ I'll be your girl ♪ ♪ for all seasons ♪

♪ All the year through ♪

♪ Your girl ♪ ♪ for all seasons ♪

♪ Love love 'cause I love ♪

♪ yes, I love to be ♪ ♪ everything to you ♪

♪ Just you ♪

♪ I'll be yours in summer ♪

♪ When we're playing ♪ ♪ in the sand ♪

♪ We'll spend ♪ ♪ the day together ♪

♪ Making love ♪ ♪ and getting tan ♪

♪ And on the beach ♪ ♪ at sunset ♪

♪ When we're walking ♪ ♪ hand in ha-and ♪

♪ Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪

♪ I'll be your girl ♪ ♪ for all seasons ♪

♪ All the year through ♪

♪ Your girl ♪ ♪ for all seasons ♪

♪ Love love 'cause I love ♪

♪ yes, I love to be ♪ ♪ everything to you ♪

♪ Just you ♪

♪ If you fall in the ♪ ♪ fall, you'll see ♪

♪ September ♪ ♪ can be heavenly ♪

♪ If you fall, ♪ ♪ say you'll fall for me ♪

♪ When Autumn leaves are ♪ ♪ falling from the trees ♪

♪ I'll be yours in winter ♪

♪ When the snow ♪ ♪ is on the ground ♪

♪ I'll warm you ♪ ♪ through December ♪

♪ And I'll always ♪ ♪ be around ♪ What's wrong with Stephanie?

She forgot the words.

Somebody help her.

♪ Ah ah ah... ♪ Johnny, it's that guy!

Let's get him!

Johnny! Where is he?

He ain't down there.

What do you mean? Where'd he go?

I know he's dead!

Pull the curtain!

I'll be back.

What's the matter?

♪ No more secret ♪ ♪ rendezvous ♪ Stephanie, what's wrong?

♪ I'm gonna miss ♪

♪ All the things ♪ ♪ we'll never do, whoa ♪

♪ I just can't believe ♪

♪ You left me here alone ♪

♪ How in this world ♪

♪ Can I make it ♪ ♪ on my own? ♪

♪ Remember, I love you ♪

♪ I won't be far away ♪

♪ Baby, ♪ ♪ close your eyes ♪

♪ And think of yesterday ♪

♪ And we'll be there ♪ ♪ together ♪

♪ Love will turn back ♪ ♪ the hands of time ♪

♪ Whoa-o, turn back ♪

♪ Whoa-o, turn back ♪ ♪ the hands of time, whoa-o ♪

♪ Baby, ♪ ♪ don't you know ♪

♪ It's hard ♪ ♪ to let you go ♪

♪ Save all ♪ ♪ your dreams ♪

♪ And keep me ♪ ♪ in your heart ♪

♪ It hurts ♪ ♪ to say good-bye ♪

♪ No matter ♪ ♪ how I try ♪

♪ Love will survive ♪

♪ Even though ♪ ♪ we have to part ♪ Stephanie, please don't cry.

Oh, it's all so unfair.

Just when I found you, I lost you.

That doesn't matter now.

The only thing that matters is that I love you.

Keep our love alive.

Don't forget me.

I promise.

♪ Remember I love you ♪

♪ You won't be ♪ ♪ far away ♪

♪ I'll just ♪ ♪ close my eyes ♪

♪ And bring back ♪ ♪ yesterday ♪

♪ And we'll be there ♪ ♪ together ♪

♪ Love will turn back ♪ ♪ the hands of time ♪

♪ Whoa-o, turn back ♪

♪ Whoa-o, turn back ♪ ♪ the hands of time ♪

♪ We'll turn back, ♪ ♪ whoa-o ♪

♪ Turn back, whoa-o ♪

♪ Turn back ♪ ♪ the hands of time ♪

♪ We'll turn back ♪


The winners of the talent contest, king and queen of the Lani Keilani Luau, Mr. Nogerelli...

And miss Zinoni.

Please, miss Zinoni, remember you're a queen.

Smile, Stephanie.

You won the whole talent show.

The girls' division.

That's not bad.

Everyone bow, and we'll see you all at the Luau tomorrow.

I can't believe we won half the records...

All Tichokski and Choppin.

What are you talking?

No Roy Orbisons?

♪ A wella bop a bop a hula ♪

♪ Rock-a-hula, rock-a-hula ♪

♪ Luau, Luau, Luau, Luau ♪

♪ A-whama bama lama ♪

♪ Shanga langa, langa, langa ♪

♪ Luau, Luau, Luau, Luau ♪

♪ Rah rah rah yeah ♪

♪ Whama whama whama whama ♪

♪ Rock-a-hula Luau, wow! ♪

♪ Come-a, come-a, come-a ♪ ♪ to the rock-a-hula Luau ♪

♪ Everybody's here ♪ ♪ and we're waiting for you now ♪

♪ We're gonna stick together ♪ ♪ and we won't let go ♪

♪ We're letting everybody know ♪

♪ It's the Luau ♪

♪ A rock-a-hula Luau ♪

You know, it's girls like that that give summer fun a bad name.

♪ Come-a, come-a, come-a ♪ ♪ 'cause we're gettin' it on now ♪

♪ Summer, summer, summer ♪ ♪ is a coming along now ♪

♪ I wish it was forever ♪ ♪ 'cause it feels so right ♪

♪ Don't you worry, honey ♪ ♪ we'll be rocking all night ♪

♪ At the Luau ♪

♪ A rock-a-hula Luau ♪

♪ Summer is coming ♪

♪ We're all here ♪ ♪ together ♪

♪ If only this feeling ♪

♪ Could go on forever ♪

♪ Summer is coming ♪

♪ We'll always remember ♪

♪ Summer is coming ♪

♪ Right now ♪

♪ Rock a-hula Luau ♪

♪ A rock-a-hula Luau ♪

♪ It's a rock ♪ ♪ rock-a-hula Luau ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪ ♪ rock-a-hula Luau ♪

♪ Rock-a-hula Luau ♪

♪ Ooga, ooga, ooga, ooga ♪

As the sun sets on the Lani Keilani Luau, a reminder to our seniors...

In the words of president Kennedy, "think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."

Will the king and queen take their appointed positions on the pool of enchantment?


Come on. We're having a good time.

What are you doing?

I'm burning myself!

You'll burn us up with that cigarette!

I'm trying to be cool here!

Get me out of here!

Your doctor is quite right, Mr. Spears.

The school environment is so much better for you than the hospital.

But I am encouraged at the way you've been looking lately.

You look so...

Mr. Spears!

Oh, good heavens!

Whoo hoo hoo!

Ha ha ha! Get 'em!

Sit down, Stephanie, before you fall in!

Will you help me row, Stephanie?

Stop yelling at me!

Get out of my way!

You're crazy!

Haul it, wimps!

Get off of me!

Will you help me row?

Get out of here!

Hey! Hey!

Birds, get 'em!

I got one! I got one!

Uh-oh! Sorry.

I didn't mean it!

Hey, Balmudo!

The guy who decked me!

It's him!

It's him!

Aah!

He's alive!

Aah!

Whoa!

What's wrong with you guys?

No! No!

Aah!

Michael!

It's Michael!

Michael!

You!

You made that jump?

Shakespeare!

I thought you were dead.

You.

Move!

I'll rearrange his...

Hey!

What?

Nothing.

Wha...

Heh heh.

No.

Yeah. Yeah, Johnny.

Yeah, well, you got one more jump, Mr. Cool Rider Shakespeare Carrington.

Haven't we had enough of this?

Davey's got a point, Johnny.

Lou's got a point...

Shut up! I got a point to make, too.

Jacket.

One T-Bird jacket.

Jacket.

Jacket.

Let's see how it looks.

Ahh! Whoo!

Very nice.

O.K.

Paisan! Paisan!

All right!

All right.

Listen, I gotta talk to you.

We can't see each other anymore, 'cause, you know, I sort of got another man on my hands now.

Oh, right.

Yeah.

That's the breaks.

Oh, right.

What's everybody looking at?

Disperse!


You kiss me like that, knowing who I am?

Are you crazy?

Two for the price of one.

You certain?

I've never been certainer.

More certain.

The certainest.

The certainest?

Yeah, I like that.

I'd love to kiss you again.

♪ You are the one ♪

♪ The one ♪ ♪ in my dreams ♪

♪ But I never knew it ♪

♪ I wanted ♪ ♪ to tell you ♪

♪ Time and again ♪

♪ But I couldn't ♪ ♪ do it ♪

♪ All that you are ♪ ♪ is all that I need ♪

♪ No more pretending ♪

♪ Now I can be me, ♪ ♪ you can be you ♪

♪ And we're never-ending ♪

♪ Whoa-o ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ Always together ♪

♪ Like birds ♪ ♪ of a feather ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ I like ♪ ♪ what you got ♪

♪ I guess it's O.K. ♪

♪ If you want ♪ ♪ to show it ♪

♪ I am what I am ♪

♪ And I'm ♪ ♪ all for you ♪

♪ Just want you ♪ ♪ to know it ♪

♪ Will I ♪ ♪ ever score? ♪

♪ There's ♪ ♪ nothing wrong ♪

♪ With just ♪ ♪ liking each other ♪

♪ We all had our doubts ♪

♪ But it's working out ♪

♪ With one another ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ Always together ♪

♪ Like birds ♪ ♪ of a feather ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ Always together ♪

♪ Like birds ♪ ♪ of a feather ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

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♪ like birds ♪ ♪ of a feather ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ Always together ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ Always together ♪

♪ I got to go back ♪

♪ Back ♪

♪ Back to school again ♪

♪ You won't find me ♪ ♪ till the clock strikes 3:00 ♪

♪ I'm gonna be there ♪ ♪ till then ♪

♪ I got to go back ♪

♪ Back ♪

♪ Back to school again ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ I got to go ♪

♪ Back to school again ♪

♪ Geometry and history, ♪ ♪ it's just a pain ♪

♪ Biology and chemistry ♪ ♪ destroys my brain ♪

♪ Well, don't they know ♪ ♪ that I deserve a better fate? ♪