A lousy place Why do you choose such a filthy place?
Would you try your luck?
Of course What is your bet?
Three and four Fine
Look at that newcomer
No. 14. he is one of those Is he aggressive or passive?
Feminine all over Too bad nobody thinks I'm feminine
One again, impossible I lost two meals yesterday It looks like I've got to starve
Give me one Quick. Iook out ,
Take things as they come You win some, you lose some To fortunes, cheating's the only way Games gamblers play Are a bagful of tricks, i say Fleecing the fool is our art Prison life is just a part To fortunes, cheating's the only way Games gamblers play Are happy and gay Life is but a gamble Luck does twist and ramble Winners keepers Losers weepers A crook's life's better than the crown Caught red-handed, you are a clown To fortunes, cheating's the only way Games gamblers play Shouldn't see light of day
To fortunes, cheating's the only way Games gamblers play Are happy and gay Life is but a gamble Luck does twist and ramble Winners keepers Losers weepers A crook's life's better than the crown Caught red-handed, you are a clown To fortunes, cheating's the only way Games gamblers play Games gamblers play Games gamblers play So cool
Seven's are coming in a row Come and place your bet Seven again, wonderful
Where are my clips?
You didn't place your bet, dumb man
Insurance open Few face cards are seen. bet on it , What do you think?
My husband appeared in my dream He said I'd win, we're alright Right, we can forget about insurance
Hey, bet or not?
You make me angry It's black jack
It's all your husband's fault I had to bet before He was never nice to me before he died Now he fools me even in my dream Right I'll burn his tablet at home
Place your bets I've run out of cash Then you should go away I've waited four hours for a place Give up your seat if you have no cash
This seat made me lose for 3 months You're bound to lose As you wish
Five for small
34th Fong Lei lottery ticket is on sale now
You're asking for a beating up I've just gone crazy for losing
Hsieh What's the matter?
Take over while I go to the toilet Why do you keep going to the toilet I ate too much sashimi My stomach is full of germs Why don't you drink some brandy?
Would brandy kill germs At least it can make them drunk Nonsense
What do you mean?
You told me to take a walk I walked here Fortune doesn't blow only one way
This is mine
You take it
Mora You and me, your hat...
How sad to lose my last cigarette I can't smoke Hurry, someone is coming
Just here Of course What do you think it is, a hotel?
How much money does your father have?
No father or no money?
No money And you should come to jail, too Can't you see my things are all here I'm afraid of sleeping up there Can you...
What're the names of... the three monkeys Speak no...
Right, so speak no more
Why are you here?
How about you?
It's my summer resort here Don't ask why when a hero slips Why are you asking me?
You are not a hero Tell me why you're here
I stole chips from a casino How much was it?
Forty or fifty thousand
Come on down What's the matter?
Come down first We are brothers sharing a cell Sleep down here if you like Have some dry beef
It's more expensive than diamond here When did you buy this beef?
Last time My wife and sister brought it to me When did they last come Last year
You stole $40,000 in a go It's a short cut to fortunes and become millionaire This can't be your first attempt When our terms are over. we can... , No. I didn't mean to do it , Others got away with it I got it from them But I got caught for it
It's not your job, then no smoking Go up Ridiculous
You like this game too?
Do you like it too?
I'm an expert
We'll have fish tomorrow Shall we make that the stake?
You've lost it already Is that so?
I'll do it As you wish
My cards are a sure winner
Did you say we'll have fish?
My cards are stronger than yours We'll surely have fish Show me your cards Open them for me please
What was your job?
I worked in a soft drink factory I arrange bottles into rows by rows And take out the bad ones It was chicken feed Do you want to make fortunes?
Of course I worked so hard It's only fair for me to get rich Riches can't be earned by working See the cow in the country side Rich people need not work How long is your term?
Six months, and you?
Less sundays and public holidays I've seven months and four days more
Wen I've never been picked up out of jail I know exactly what you miss There are specially for you
Keep it Thanks Where are we going?
Nowhere Too bad I can't go to hell Do you want to go to hell?
Sure, gamblers, girls and drunkards Gather in hell Heaven is too boring for me I've come to ask a favour What is it?
With your gambling technique We can con the world We'll make a lot of money this way Have you got capital?
Keep watch for me
I can try to get capital
You said nobody would lend you money I just knew a loan shark His interest are high But we are sure to win so that's OK
You're right We're partners now Arrange the game and ring me up I'll win them all in to time What's your telephone number
What are those two guys Why didn't you give them hell?
The way they looked We're lucky we didn't get robbed
Sorry, traffic's been terrible Let me introduce This is Pei Pei He is Chieh Pei Pei, please come and meet my other friends Can Pei Pei join us too?
Sure, sit please Fine
Don't be rough on me Watch your hands What about them?
Sure win for banker That's terrible
Sorry, I'll ring up my friend See if he's coming
Speaking I'm losing, you'd better hurry I need help I must have eaten something wrong I have a very bad stomach now I'll come soon Come here first I must stay in the toilet now
Even the flush is drained You go ahead
Another win for me
I'm sorry I must stop now What the hell, you are very poor... like a beggar
I have lost my way Can you give me $10 for taxi How old are you?
I'm forty How can you lose your way?
Is that illegal?
No, but guess how old I am?
One month That must be a joke How else would I buy your lie?
Give me $10, stop joking You are lucky, you meet me
$1 is all I have You shouldn't have wasted my time That will bring you bad luck
My luck can't be worse
You scare me
You're a born liar Here's food and drink Are you hungry?
I must eat whatever you buy Today I have a headache I have taken some Saridon Whats Saridon?
The box on the bedside
Why are you laughing?
Those are my Birth control pills
How is your harvest?
I won $7,000
How much did my prison friend lose? Is that all?
Didn't you win $7,000?
Where's the $6,000?
Don't be mad at me I borrowed money from a loan shark It's heavy interest They got me at the door They took $6000 for interest
$6000 for interest?
It's lifelong debt They will kill me if I don't pay Who's that guys?
Brother Chuan's follower Brother Chuan?
Come again This breakfast is too expensive
$6000 for ham and eggs is too much It won't happen again Forget it See you See you
I was looking for you all night
34 Wah Mei Estate I lost $5000 Without ham and eggs Well, here's $1000 I didn't mean to do it You offered yourself It's borrowed money Listen Let's try our luck Our money will multiply Then we can clear debt and can go dancing Make your money inside Follow me
Where shall we go dancing How about dancing with my wife?
Nice coming home, brother Sure, it's been 3 years You look slim
Where is my wife?
She left early for work What work?
You have sent us no money And all factories have closed She's doing an extra for films Today is morning watch He's Chieh, she's my sister Hello. Chieh ,
What should I call her?
Call her any name No, I call her Miss Teng Sit down please Where are my slippers?
They're broken and lost Shit I'll buy you a new pair later Get some food for Chieh Don't bother I'll get you some biscuits Go get them
You're home again?
You can't tell when I'd be released You go to jail so often If I keep track on you I'll have no time for meals We've been living without money from you He's Chieh, she's my wife Hi Have some biscuits Thanks Take that in for me I'll ask Mrs. Chow now Please remember The winner can get $10,000 How long did Kwong Hsu rule China
35 years I don't know
35 years Who claims to have this Air of Equanimity What is that?
Air of Equanimity Air of Equanimity Mencius I give up Give up, it's Mencius, the next question now What is used to make atomic bombs?
Uranium 235 Peanut oil No. it's Uranium 235 , I never heard apple pie is made of Uranium 235 It should be peanut oil
The $10,000 question now What number comes after 188.8.131.52.25? ,, I don't know It's 36, Ladies and gentlemen Our prize next time is $12,000 Please join our game, goodbye How do you know all the answers?
I studied about them in middle school I'm a technical college graduate Really?
Let's join the game Honey, it's dinner time It's dinner time
What are you talking about?
I told Chieh to join the TV game He knows every answer It's a slim chance to be selected We can try anyway It's dinner time You like bishop's nose, take this Thanks It tastes terrible No really You can have it if you like No, it's your favourite No, it's for the guest
Get me another bowl of rice
Do you really like the bishop's nose You are still single What do you think of my sister I'm struggling for ran existence It's too early to talk about marriage
Love is a light boat Basking in morning's first rays Two is one, one is two, Like lilting note trailing in spring air
Love is holding hand in glorious sunshine Whispers of undying devotion Forgetting one, forgetting all Till a kiss seals it all Love is the vanishing distance Linking two burning hearts Ever here, ever there, On the sorrows of separation
Love is an unfinished dream Visiting the hollowness of a single pillow You were mine, i was thine, All thoughts are lost in steely moonlight Shall we go and have a steak?
No, just a sandwich will do All right
Let's see it
Watch, a pair of queens I've got three eights, though But I've got a flush Damn it Are you treating Why are you always winning?
You go to hell I'll get changed
I'll do that too
Have a soft drink?
Can I join in?
Do you have money?
Will that do?
I'll deal, all right?
Just make sure you lose Ten dollar a stake
How many cards for you?
How about you?
Two And you?
Two Give me four
This is a family treasure You may be needing that
Two hundred I'm fine
$200, and whatever you've got What about you?
I'll follow Let's see the cards Let's see yours first
3 aces your turn
Quickly Come on
We've got 6 aces here?
And card of different colours It may cost you to win That depends on who's a better fighter
You dare to cheat me?
Chieh, how did doctor say?
It is not serious. And will be recovered soon, Let's go Wait till I've got my prescription
That man has a wounded head Serve him right for fighting Mr. Wen I'm here Take this thrice a day Come for injection tomorrow How much?
What does the report say?
Tubercular virus. , inflammation of the membrane I never heard of it before Never mind You've got to know what your sickness Honey Excuse me. what's his sickness? , Inflammation of the membrane That's V. D.
What happen? None of my business I will teach you for that
Here is good news for you What is it?
We're selected for the TV show The winner will get $12,000.00 Sounds like a bank robbery It's an aggregated cash prize When?
Tonight Tonight? How can I go like this?
With a bandage on my head You can go instead What? Me?
I'm too shy, I can go with you What shall we do?
How do I know, we may miss chance
Wen, why can't you go?
Don't bother me
This is a simple game You'll rise for answering right And drop for answering wrong There are crocodiles in the water They will only kiss you Your lives are in no danger
Our cash prize is now $12,000 In the grand final 10 years later If there are accidental deaths There'll be more valuable prizes Which my assistance will now explain
Our prizes include a house A Rolls Royce;
A large yacht A 747 jumbo, and... my escort around the world for 3 months
For those losers our consolation prizes are House... hold utensils A trolling car A 747 jumbo... where you can find, tissue paper And an escort for a week in New Territories
I'd rather take tissue papers
Our questions begin now Name a famous Chinese Writer
Liang Chi-chao Right
What's Yi Hsing famous for?
Night pots Pot is near, try again
Alcohol pots No
Water pots No
Sesame paste No Jackpots No Small pox No It's tea pots
What car did The Yellow Emperor invent?
You've 3 answers to select from
1, Tanks, 2 Compass car, 3, Hearses Funeral cars No, it's compass cars
Funeral cars are a necessity for wars Which months has 28 days?
February Sorry, every month has 28 days
Then February should be right too Sorry, don't argue Customers are always right when shopping Here in our television only our answers are always right
What does turning a deaf ear mean?
Please repeat? I didn't hear you Not hearing is the correct answer
Who is 4 times movie queen?
Lin dai Right
In Mahjong, with 3 one's, 3 two's
3 three's. 3 four's and a five , What do you need to win?
Anyone of 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 Correct
What are you doing?
I told my family, I won't go home for dinner
The water is too cold Come and down If helps circulation Let me try
It's terribly hot That's boiling water You can cook fish in it Forget it
It's been terrible If our stakes are not limited We'll make fortunes I know one place... that's suitable Where?
The greyhound course, you can bet $100 Right You can also bet $10,000 Right How about a million?
That's accepted too There is no limit then
Forget your silly ideas If you lose $100, then you bet $200 What's your capital? If your $200 wins on a hot favourite Even money, you'll win $20 You still stand to lose That's true
Your bracelet isn't worth $30 It's a good luck charm What do you think you are? The Exorcist Your glasses are terrible
What do you mean?
It keeps me on a winning trend True. it's old and tattered But it's still usable
Why are your eyes of different sizes?
Does not look ugly?
Not ugly, but uncommon Do you know something?
They say that Men with unmatching eyes will get rich
We won $12,000 on TV We need more capital for something bigger Shall we push our luck a bit?
Don't I'm finished if you lose again The $5,000 I lost to you Was borrowed on high interest I must return it Take care. miss , Tell me if you can't stand it Who is it?
We shall call him Bully Bully...with a scar on his face?
A dumb looking man?
How do you know him?
We used to be partners He was then a pimp How he is in money lending
You must have lost again
Who would like keep losing What are you thinking?
I've got a winning way now Again?
Yes. Iisten , There's six hounds in each race Everybody knows that If No. 1 is hot favourite We'll bet on this sure winner if we buy ticket in bookies That won't give you much profit Let me finish We'll bet $40,000 off the track Bet $10,000 on Nos. 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 inside The winner's pool is so small If we bet $10,000 on five hounds Will the plan work?
It'll work How much would no. 1 pay?
About six dollars The others will be about $1 to $2 Right, that would give us $240,000
Leaving profit of $200,000 Less the other $50,000, we win $150,000 If it pays $1.10 We would only win $4,000 Now we push it up to $150,000
What if No. 1 doesn't win You still don't lose completely You've bet on every other dogs Besides, we must chose carefully
This is a good idea Dose it work?
You can push up the dividend But bookies can also put heavy bets on No. 1 Its dividends go down Can they do that?
What if they forget to telephone What if the bank forget to close the gate You can go to pick up money easily
Great, you're here I collect money with this hand If not, my other hand can kill you Cool it, I'll pay you Hey, buddy Hello. Wen , Does he really owe you money?
Never mind. we're all friends , You know each other already?
We used to be partners But you got caught and went to jail How are you these days?
Are you still a pimp?
Yes. I collect bad debts too , Are you doing alright?
Difficult but not too bad
Watch out for this cupboard Never mind, I used to be beaten by boss My memory has gone bad Why have you changed your name?
Is your boss that bad?
He never hesitates to beat us up I need the doctor frequently
Why not find a new boss?
His influence stretches far and wide Who else can I work for?
Who is he?
He is Chuan Chuan?
The money is all here Total $214,000 Why so little this week?
Someone won a quinella Why didn't you transfer the bet?
I expected it to lose Did you wash your hair?
You'll be finished next time
What is going on?
You never know how luck strikes If one is fortunate, he will win easily Buddy, trust me, follow me to bet Big
It's been big for ten times Someone has won a fortune
Bet quickly Thirteen for big What happen? Win again
There's a hero on a losing streak Have you cleared your pocket?
No, you stepped on my foot Follow me and you'll win Come on, big again Changed a table with me
Please open small to win me once Stop this table What happen?
Sorry, this table is closed Try other tables please
I want to play here Why can't I play here
You're pushing too far Take him in
What is it? World War lll If you lose your life for winning Who would gamble here?
Take it easy
What do you mean?
Your mum wants to see you Who are you?
She wants you to go home Yes, hurry up But mum is dead already She still wants to see you What's the matter?
Come on That's robbery
My girls made $3,000 today
Did you wash your hair?
Yes. Iast week ,
What's the matter?
Think it out
Have you thought it out?
Did you wash your hand?
I washed them today Stretch out your hands
I know now, I got $6,000 But I lost $3,000 You know how dumb you are You can't even fool a kid Yet you try to cheat me You pay for it next time I know
There's a hero in a tragic pose
I won a few thousands
Your meter has expired It's out of order See. it doesn't take coins , Call up the traffic department Nobody answered the phone Fatty inside there knows The telephone co. can get the line over Nobody answered either Fatty inside there knows I always stick to the book Fatty inside there knows
How long have you been here?
What are you doing?
Why is your beef red?
Half cooked beef is a source of energy Don't believe that Try it Does Chuan like gambling?
He likes mahjong, why?
Don't you try it, Wen Why?
He knows a lot of tricks How good is he?
He often gets an extra card Sometimes two But I've never seen him do that What does an extra card serve?
It means changing cards Without letting others know
Can you arrange a card game Wen...
You know how good I am He's not nice to you I've give you a share Let me try.
I'll go now Arrange it quickly Good
What would you eat?
A soft drink and a hamburger Me too. ,
I want the beef medium rare
What a way to win You can laugh
You're really lucky There's a quinella double Shall I transfer the $60,000 bet?
You can raise the dividend They can push it down What if they forget to phone?
It's solved You're winning this hand?
No Shut up then
What did you play?
Are you blind? I played this one Hurry up
It's the bird-card I win with the card. Full house , Wait, I'm winning too
Throw your cigar away, it stinks
Have a cigarette instead
There's a dog which must win No. 1 in race 4, Bonny boy We'll do it your way Back Nos. 2 to 6 at the race course at $10,000 each Good
This is the last hand How about some side bets?
$20,000, winner gets all
Good I'll be the referee
Shift new cards
Shift a few more cards
Place you bets at the last minute So our bookie can do nothing Yes
South I want that card
North I want that card
West I'll take the west-card
I'll take the east-card. watch out ,
Well, are you scared to play it?
I have to win this hand Win again, very lucky Yes This hand is way too big Oh my God, don't win too much Thanks, play again some other day What's your limit for off course betting?
We'll take as much as $10,000
How much would you bet? Which dog?
I'll bet $40,000 Bonny Boy, No. 1 in race 4 What's the expected dividend?
It's a hot favourite, It can't pay much I'll accept it
Boil water Sorry No. 2 win, keep it up
Hurry up, please
Can you give me $10 for a cup of coffee?
You're asking for too much It's my birthday today I'll give you a dollar
Race 4 is about to start The totaliser shows The dividend for No. 1 has shot up It pays $6.4 now
Chuan, Bonny Boy that guy bet... has already raised up to $6.40 It is still raising Should we transfer the bet?
Of course, hurry up
All the phones don't work, go to next room
We can't get the line here, how shall we do?
Go downstairs All the lines are cut
Race 4 has just started No, 5 is leading, No. 1 is coming up It has taken over 3 horses No. 1 got chance to win this time The others left behind No. 1 is leading all the way The winner is No. 1 It pays $8.00 The guy bet $40,000 for No. 1 We are losing $320,000 It is still favourite
Oh Bonny Boy Can I collect the dividend now?
Give him a cheque
You surprise me You don't look capable of winning You don't look like a boss either What does this mean?
Come again You go to hell
How shall we do?
You're wasting money Money can make the house look nice
Who is it?
I'm Valentino Chen Come in Who is it?
He's my ltalian tailor
Are you sure?
It's none of your business Master Chen, come here please
What are these materials?
They're right from ltaly Girl of Rome and Paris love these They're best suited for you Really?
How do I look?
Terrific I just bought it What is this?
Chief is too conservative I want him to be mod This is what they call Unisex Unisex?
Where's the Chieh
The jeans are so tight I fear it may fall to pieces
Wait Honey, your phone
How did he know
What is the matter?
They know I cut their wires How shall we do?
Now Chuan is after me What shall we do?
We've got to hide
Is it safe here?
Better than staying at home Why two rooms?
We've sweated for such a fortune Now is the time for some fun We'll try our luck downstairs Then get a woman here I can't have sex without love Besides, your wife and sister may come Coward Do you want the companions?
I have all sorts of girls I can give you a discount You're too young for these things I can get you a student You can chat for a while
You shut up
Here's a dollar for candies One dollar?
Very beautiful Yes
I'll call Pei Pei here Shall she get a girl for you No That's it
What are you looking for? Come in Sit down The teapot's been you only company There's over $300,000 here If anything goes wrong You know what to do Keep it under bed
I will be together with you You don't have to worry You should be safe
Also...don't disturb me We are chatting
Room 8073 is over here Are you looking for that oldish man?
Shut up He has no money What has that to do with you?
When will you be free?
What do you mean?
Let's go out tonight
I hate kids So do l, but there's the pill
Funny you still remember me You're always in my heart But I've no money and time I'll take a shower first Do what you like
Is it room 8073?
I think we shouldn't come Brother is in trouble We'll be a burden to them I know him best He'll spend his money on women I must check on him Champagne and two glasses Two hamburgers, with half-done beef Who's that It's me
What are you doing?
Very beautiful I told you not to come I'm in great trouble Danger lurks here That's why I must be at your side She wants to see Chieh too He is in the next room Why do you need two rooms?
Don't you know, he's got B. O.
I don't feel it How do you know?
I want to see Chieh How can you stay in a room with him She doesn't mind
I told Wen not to get you here Get dressed and go away Coward
Who is it?
That way, hurry up What's the matter?
It's tough anyway Don't run around with your money Let me keep part of it OK I should keep part of it too What's wrong with you? I meant...
What are you doing?
You are so passionate today After our honey moon You've never been so nice to me What are you up to?
Who are you?
I told you not to clean my room Why must you come? Go away Let's take a walk outside
That's why you want us to go out She isn't mine She is Wen's girl Tidying the room?
With just a towel on?
With streaking so popular You can ask Wen He brought her here How dare you?
Champagne Champagne and two glasses Two hamburgers, medium rare I'll share the champagne with you It must be an action scene I'd better go away Wait for me Sister-in-law
What are you doing?
This girl is under age I didn't check her age You'll go to jail for this Besides, your wife is on her way here My wife?
Is the one from your home town She'll come any time You will understand later Get up, quick
Where's the hiding place?
No. I'm alone , Get off
He must have gone that way
Check inside here
You are nutty
Why did you hit me?
Don't wear shoes next time
I saw him in casino
What are you doing?
Are you blind
Double up Of course
One seven more
Take your profit please Your stake has passed our limit Do you know I shall have won?
You were lucky There is no such thing as luck I changed the dice They give me any number I want I didn't notice this You're useless Get the manager here
I'm the manager, what's the matter?
What's wrong with him?
I cheated, yet he didn't notice See for yourself
I've seen a lot of crooks Your sense of humour amazes me Of course I trust you know what to do Call the police
You owe me five packs of cigarettes I'll give you back next time Come again soon I know
Have a cigar
How are you?
The jail is never nice Lucky we still have a fortune Any new tricks after your marriage?
You've been in jail so long There's a new game, Jai Alai I've worked out a winning plan It takes six players Animals are difficult to control Human beings are easy If five players get sick This plan is workable
We're bound to win Your plans are never workable If five players get sick
This plan is terrible You're right A fool used this plan last week He lost $300,000 Serve him right, who is he?
Me You deserve it
Life is but a gamble Luck does twist and ramble Winners keepers Losers weepers A crook's life's better than the crown Caught red-hand, you are a clown To fortunes, , cheating's the only way Games gamblers play Games gamblers play Games gamblers play Hip, ,,Hurray