Happy Death Day 2U (2019) Script

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Good boy.


Watch it. Watch it.

Frank, no.

Told you not to do that.

Spare any change? Whoa! Uh, s-sorry, man.

Uh, I don't have any money. I just...

Yeah, right.

Whoa. Sorry, bro.

Watch it, man.

Hey, stop global warming?

So sorry. No speak English.

Okay. So sorry.

Excuse me. Would you like to sign this to stop global warming?

Shut up!

♪ I'm having bad dreams

♪ I lie awake...

Oh, you're taking forever!

She's back?

Out. I'm not sleeping in my car again.

It smells like Hot Pockets and feet. Get out.

I just want clean underwear.

It's my room, too.

Oh, my God. Answer me, Ryan.

Oh, my God. Answer me, Ryan.


Ryan, dude, oh, my God.

Get over here right now, man. This is crazy.

Oh, my God. You're not gonna believe this.

Fool, I understood two percent of that.

Dude, just come now!


Dude! Dude. What?

You need to get in here right now. Huh?

This better be good, man. It is.

Come on, come on.

Whoa. Right?

.7 millinewtons of energy.

God, that's... that's, like, huge.

When? Uh, yesterday. 12:01 a.m.

Damn, this is crazy, man.

Yeah, but, Ryan, we have no idea what set the device off.

Like, lab was locked.

It's almost like it decided to fire on its own.

That's it! I've had it!

Oh, shit.

Hey. Wh-Where you guys going?

It's churro day at the cafeteria. Nom, nom.

Dean Bronson, hi.

Love the tie. Uh, are those cats?

Turkish angora. Uh, d-don't change the subject.

What subject? That.

We've had four rolling blackouts, fried electrical circuits, broken bulbs all over campus.

And it's all because of your little science project.

It's my thesis project. It's an abject failure.

This university's science department prides itself on pioneering forward-thinking ideas that yield results.

Results that lead to patents.

Do you see how it works?

So, it's just about money?

Yes, Mr. Phan.

I hate to shatter your illusions, but somebody has to keep the lights on around here, something you seem hell-bent on stopping!

Literally! Consider this joke of a project suspended, effective immediately.

What? That's right.

I've already called Professor Boner.

It's pronounced "Bonner."

And he's in total agreement with my request.

I'm sending security to come and collect this energy-sucking doohickey by 6:00 today.

You can't just take her.

Watch me. I suggest you wrap up whatever business you have left here, capisce?


What the hell?

Hey, shit bags.

While you were off playing games, our project got shut down.

I hope you're happy.

What is wrong with you?

Why are you sneaking up on me? I was bringing you a...

Well, now it's covered in bacteria, so that's two dollars wasted.

So ungrateful.

Good boy.

Frank, no.

Told you not to do that.


Dude, what's your problem?

I'm so sorry, man. I...

So sorry.


Sorry, bro.

Shut up!

♪ I'm having bad dreams

♪ I lie awake...

Oh, you're taking forever!



Dude, I am tripping right now.

Yeah, no shit.

No. No, no, seriously.

I'm having that thing. You know?

What's it called? When you feel like you've already lived through something before.

Déjà vu? Yes, that.

I feel like I've totally lived through this day already.

Oh, my God. Answer me, Ryan.

Ryan, dude, oh, my God.

Get over here right now, man.

This is crazy. Oh, my God.

I-I got to call you back.

Okay. Just breathe.

Just breathe.

Listen to me.

The day reset when you died, right?

Yeah. Some psycho dude in a baby mask attacked me.

But it was just a dream, right?

Tombs is dead. So is Lori.

Then who's the killer this time?

Uh, hello. Will someone please explain what the hell is going on?

Okay. Recap.

So, I was stuck reliving the same day, Monday the 18th, over and over and over again until someone wearing a Bayfield Baby mask murdered me on the night of my birthday.

I had no idea who it was because I was such a crazy bitch and so many people hated my guts.

So, at Carter's suggestion, I made a list of suspects.

Turns out it was my roommate, Lori, who kept on helping a serial killer escape from the hospital, hoping it would look like he murdered me when, in fact, it was her all along, and all because she was jealous of an affair I was having with my college professor, Gregory, who was married.

Yeah, I know. Pretty shitty.

But, anyways, I finally kicked Lori's crazy ass out a window and killed her, which broke the loop, or so I thought.

But now it only looks like it passed the loop on to you and you're gonna be stuck reliving this day until we figure out how to stop it.

Of course.

I'm still dreaming.

Wait. What?

It's like Inception.

It's a dream within a dream.

Bro, you're not dreaming.

Ryan, we... Shh.

I'm trying to wake myself up.

There. See? You're not dreaming.

Why'd you hit my penis?

Why are you acting like this?

You smacked my dick. That's rude.

I barely touched you. Okay.

Show me where you died.

Back there. Storage closet.

Hey. Give me that.

I can handle myself.

You've died enough, haven't you?


Bash his head in. Shh! - Shh!

Samar, you asshole! Why'd you hit me?

Why do you keep sneaking up on me?

Ah, I think my cheekbone's broken.

What is happening in here?

Ryan broke my cheekbone.

Was it him? No.

He was here when I died before.


Where'd you get that mask?

It was just laying in the hallway.

Somebody must have dropped it.

That's it. I've had it.

Wait, wait. Where you going?

Uh, churro day at the cafeteria. Nom, nom.

We've had four rolling blackouts, fried electrical circuits, broken bulbs all over campus.

And it's all because of your little science project.


What science project?

The Sisyphus Quantum Cooling Reactor.

We call it Sissy for short.

You see all these?

They're proton lasers.

And when they fire, they cool the centrifuge right here to almost below one nanokelvin.

So, basically, we're trying to prove that time can be slowed down on a molecular level.

It hasn't worked yet, but we did find some promising data after the device fired the other night.


12:01 a.m. yesterday.

Monday the 18th.



You created the time loop, dummy.

That's impossible.

That's not what Sissy was designed to do.

I don't know what to tell you.

Well, maybe we're just discovering what it actually does.

An unintended reaction.

Maybe we thought we were slowing time, but what if we looped it instead?

Now you're stuck in this day.


Oh, and by the way, you're gonna die again and again and again.

Carter, tell your girlfriend to stop trying to scare me.

Oh, she's not my girlfriend.

Well, wait, are you my girlfriend? Kinda.

Hey, guys, are you done talking about your relationship status?

Because she just said I'm gonna die.

And you need to figure out how to close the loop before the killer finds you again.

But I don't know how it happened.

It just fired on its own.

Oh, God.

Danielle, hi.

Where were you? What do you mean?

You ditched our house meeting.

It was canceled. When?

Um, after I kicked my murdering roommate out of a window.

Exactly. Who's gonna pledge Kappa now that we have a death curse?

We're in crisis mode, Tree.

Ew. Who are these people?


Uh, I'm-I'm-I'm Samar.

Hey, samosa, my head's the middle one.

Anyhoo, call me as soon as you're done with your creepy little Comic-Con meeting. Ugh.

Did she just call me "samosa"?


You think she likes samosas? Nope.

Guys, focus. I don't want to die.

On the bright side, you'll come back.

I died 11 times.

11? Hell no.

That shit hurts. Wait a minute.

Guys, I have an idea.

We just need to find the safest possible place and wait it out there.



There's... safety in numbers.

More like hiding in plain sight.

Who picks a creepy baby for a mascot anyway?

I knew I should have gone to M.I.T.

He traveled!


Is that you and your mom?

That's cute.

I was thinking.

It's ironic.

Here I thought I was stuck in the same day for some big cosmic reason.

You know, facing my mom's death.

It had nothing to do with her.

Turns out it was just some big scientific fluke.

That doesn't make it mean any less, does it?

I guess not.

Oh, you got a little something right here.

Yep, uh, uh.


Sorry. It's...

You're such a grandpa.

Yeah, well, you fell for it, so...

Please make your way to the nearest exit in an orderly fashion.

This is not a drill.

Please make your way to the nearest exit in an orderly fashion.

Again, this is not a drill.

Hey, watch it!

Guys! Wait up!

Don't push me.

Hey, I can't find my phone.

Help! Help! Please!



What was that? Down here!

Holy shit.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

Well, damn. Good job.

I have a little practice. What the hell?

I thought you were the killer.

You should have said something.

I was looking for you.

Well, who is it?

Only one way to find out.

What the fu...?

You sure you... you don't have a twin brother?

Maybe you were separated at birth.

Of course I'm sure.

Oh, shit. "Oh, shit" is right.

Who are you?

Who you think I am, dummy?

It's you.

Duh. Duh.

What the hell is going on here?

Look, I was trying to close the loop, but somehow I got knocked into a parallel time loop.

We're all in serious danger.

The longer we exist in the same dimension, the worse things will get.

It's a butterfly effect.

You have to kill him.

Me? He's going to create bigger problems if you do not stop him.

Kill him now!

No, screw that. Kill him.

You're wasting your time. Do it.

Dude, I'm your friend, not him.

Uh... you know what? Screw this.

I'll just take care of it myself.

Stop him. Wait. Ryan, maybe you should stop.

Look at him. He's crazy.

I'm the one who designed this. I know what I'm doing.

You don't understand what you're doing!

Shut up, fake Ryan!

Ryan, this doesn't feel right.

Ryan, stop.

But a parsec is a measure of distance, not time.

Okay, so now you're gonna call Han Solo a liar?

No, I'm saying if a normal Kessel Run is...

Dre, help me.

Come on!


Dude, did you dose my Yoo-hoo again?

What did I tell you about turning that thing on?

Turn it off now. Turn it off now!

Just get him. Get him. Get the man.

Get him, get him, get him!

Back off! Back... Whoa!

Ryan, just turn it off, man. Ryan, what are you doing?

Guys, take the wrench from him. He's a college student.

It's just a wrench.

Don't be scared of him.

Okay, all right, just unplug it.

Unplug the machine. Unplug it!



Shut up!

Oh, hey. You're up.

Yeah, I wasn't sure if you wanted to sleep in or not, so I... ♪ Yeah, it's my birthday

♪ And I ain't gotta pick up the pho... ♪ Tree?

No fucking way.

Hey, I-I folded your clothes for you.

Ryan! Get in here right now!

Wait a minute, you two know each other?

Yes. No.

Ryan, you dumbass!

You sent me back.

What? It's Monday the 18th.

I don't believe this.

I just got out. How could you do this to me?

Uh... who's this crazy white girl?

Maybe it was a-a bad dream or something.

You're right. It is a bad dream.

It's a nightmare!

This sucks!

It sucks the biggest mega balls in the history of shitty ball-suckery!


I'm okay.

You sure?


He just needs to fix this.


This is a joke, right?

I wish.


Ryan, we need to go to your lab, turn on Sissy, and figure out how to send me back.

Uh, how do you know about Sissy?

Oh, my God. Just...

Let's go.

Ándale, people!

Hey. Stop global warming?

A simple "no, thanks" would do!


This is the same day, same day, same day, same day, same day!

♪ 62 bottles of beer on the wall ♪ I can't hear you!

♪ 62 bottles of beer

♪ You take one down, pass it around ♪ Keep going! ♪ 61 bottles of beer on the wall... ♪

Hey, you haven't returned any of...

You are gay.

Wait, where are you going?

The lab's back that way.

I have some business to take care of first.

You sneaky little beyatch.

That's weird.


She was supposed to be here.


Uh, never mind.

She finally rolls in.

Where is it?

Where's what?

Oh, hey, Carter. Hey.

Where's the cupcake?

What cupcake?

The one you made for my birthday.

The one you poisoned.

Oh, that cupcake.

I'm serious.

Look, I don't know what stupid joke Danielle put you up to, but there's no cupcake.


All right, I got to go. I'm pulling a double for Jen.

She's got the flu.

Happy birthday, though.


Something's wrong.


I don't know.

It's different.

There were two of me? Yes.

That is how this whole thing happened.

You know, this kind of reminds me of Back to the Future II.

Totally. Mm-hmm. Right?

You know, with Marty McFly? Doc?

The DeLorean? Sorry.

Are you serious? You've never seen Back to the Future?

No, I...

How do you... Wait.

Oh, my God.

Does this mean that...

Does this mean that there are two of me?

I highly doubt it.

It's almost impossible to create a holographic universe.

You're probably stuck in a quantum cyclic dimension.

There's only one of you here, because the other you got knocked into a parallel dimension somewhere in the multiverse.

Okay, Ryan. Thanks for clearing that up.

That was super helpful.

You never heard the multiverse theory?

Do I look like someone who knows what a multiverse is?

Okay, look. This is our universe.

Okay? Now, look.

In theory, the universe has six dimensions.

Now, if what you're saying is true, then maybe you woke up on the same day... but not in the same dimension.

That would explain the anomalies.

So, how different are we talking here?

Well, it depends.

Oh, shit. I forgot our house meeting.

Danielle, I'm sorry. I just...

Hey, babe.

You doing all right?

Hi, Ry.

Hey, Danielle.

Did that look real?

I'm auditioning for this year's production of The Miracle Worker.

Did you know Anne Frank was blind and deaf?

Uh... Helen Keller.

Excuse me?

Anne Frank was in the attic.



All I know is acting blind is probably harder than actually being blind.

I mean, the skill set it takes.

Meryl Streep taped her eyelids shut just to prepare for a role.


Well. Somebody missed our house meeting today.

Oh, um...

I'm sorry. I...

Totes kidding.

Birthday girls get a free pass.

Anyhoo, we picked this year's charity.

Are you ready for it?

We're doing the special needs art fair again.

Oh. Nice.

You do so much good, Danielle.

I-I really admire that.

Oh, please. It just warms my heart seeing all those little faces.

I mean, don't get me wrong.

Sometimes they try to hug you too long, and it gets a little uncomfortable, but you just get used to it.

And at the end of the day, there is no greater gift in life than the love of a child.

Thank you.


You okay?

Uh... yeah, I...

♪ Yeah, it's my birthday

♪ And I ain't gotta pick up the phone. ♪ Sorry.

Hey, Dad. Um...

Uh... Yeah, yeah.

Sorry. I'm on my way.

I'll be there in a little bit.

I have to go. Um...

Wait, what? You're leaving?

Uh, yeah. I have to meet up with my dad for lunch.

It's a birthday thing.

Meet me in the lab at 3:00.

We are figuring this out before it gets any worse!

Hey, Dad. Hey.

Sorry I'm late. It's okay, sweetie.

It's just been a weird day.

Everything okay? Uh, yeah.

It's just... stuff, you know.

How's school?

Um, it's fine, Dad.

Are you ready to order? Not yet.

We're still waiting on one more.

One more? I...

Okay. I'll be right back.





You're here.

Oh, you're really here.

Well, of course I'm here. It's our day.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God, I'm fine. I'm just...

It's good to see you.


Try it now.

20 seconds.

Yo, is this normal?

Don't worry, it's not gonna blow up again.

Again? Ten. Nine.

Eight. Seven.

Six. Five.

Four. Three.



Leave it.

You told me to... No, I-I know.

I changed my mind.

This must be the crazy white girl.

Hey, Tree. Wait up.

Hey. Hey.

Why the change of heart?

Everything's different. Different how?

Wait, when were you gonna tell me?

Tell you what?

About Danielle.

Yeah, what about Danielle?

Apparently you guys are dating.

Wait, I thought... I thought you knew that.

I mean, you guys live in the same house.

Uh, no, I definitely didn't know.

But the bigger question is: does she know?

Does she know what?

One of her closest friends woke up in your bed this morning.

You don't think that that's newsworthy?

Nothing happened.

I slept in Ryan's bed last night.

So, why take me home?

Because you were... you were wasted.

I was afraid you were gonna fall or choke on your own vomit like Janis Joplin.


It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. This is how it's supposed to be.

My mom's okay. Lori isn't trying to kill me.

I mean, this is, like, the better version of my life, right? What are you...?

She's in a sorority, Gregory. She's...

Wait a minute. In this... in this other dimension, were we...?

I... I can't do this right now.

No, Tr... Tree!

Are you ready for this?

I... No. Okay. Hold this.


Oh, my God!

It's so weird.

Oh, my... this is amazing.

But I don't think you have to get another one.

This is, like, the best...

None of these memories are mine.

I know. I'm just borrowing it for tonight.

What time you going to the party?

Um... I, uh... I can't make it.

Something came up. What?

I mean, we've been planning this for weeks, Tree.

No, I know. And I know it's a surprise party.

I'm sorry. It's just...

You know, my parents are in town, and I need to...

Ugh. Our tuition dollars at work.

Anyhoo, who told you about the surprise?

Was it Lori?

I swear, that girl really needs to learn how to keep a secret.

I don't know what's going on with you...

You know what, Tree, I'm just gonna come out and say it.

I have been feeling so extremely unappreciated by you... ...following a deadly shootout this morning that left one officer dead. Hello?

I'm still talking to you. Tombs was the subject of a nationwide manhunt that ended after a five-month pursuit across four state lines that left six female victims.

Oh, my God.

He's still here.

He's going to escape! Call the police!

Who? John Tombs. Just call the police.

What? Wait! Don't go in there!


Excuse me. What are you doing?

Whoa. Drop the ax.

Wait. I can expl... Drop it now.

He's escaped. He's gonna kill someone.

Face up against the wall. No, you don't understand. Lori...

I'm not asking again.

Please listen to me.

My roommate works here.

She set Tombs free because she's trying to blame him, but she's gonna kill me.

I don't know what kind of shit you're on, lady, but Tombs is down in the O.R. right now.

Nurse just took him.

Was she tall, dark hair and a ponytail?

Ow! Let's go.

I know you think I'm crazy, but you got to believe me.

Dispatch, this is Officer Conrow.

Have an 11-55 at the hospital.

Need immediate assistance.

Come on.

I know it's you, Lori!

What? Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. I thought you were the...

Are you okay? What the hell is going on?

Who was that? Tombs escaped. He's trying to kill me.

No, Tree, that's not possible.

I just took him down to the O.R.

What's happening?

I-I don't know.

Oh, my God, he cut the power.

Just stay calm.

Just stay calm. Shit!

Okay. Come on.

Come on.

Where the hell are we?

This must be one of the floors under construction.

Come on. There's an emergency exit on the other end.


Grab that.


Come on.


Did you hear something?

All right, asshole, let's see what you got.



Shut up!

Rookie move, Tree.

Oh, hey. You're up.

What dimension am I in? Huh?


Uh, my girlfriend?

Same one.

♪ Yeah, it's my birthday Okay.

♪ And I ain't gotta pick up the pho... ♪ Are you okay?


Never better.

Hey, I folded your clothes for you, so...

Look, no offense, but how could you possibly end up with her?

With who?


Uh, uh, she's nice.

Oh, "nice."

Wait a minute.

Isn't she, like, your best friend?

Dude, did you hit that fine vagine or wha...?

Huh. Interesting. No, I wasn't trying to do any...

Not as innocent as you look. But...

What? No, I-I... You.

Meet me in your lab in an hour.


I've got to get out of these disgusting clothes.

Listen to me carefully.

I need to stay here in this dimension.

Okay? So just close the loop.

Look, we have no idea how this even happened in the first place.

Well, you're all brainy science people, right?

So you'll figure it out.

You realize we're messing with things we have no business touching, right?

Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you built the big dumb thing.

Just... just please do me a favor and try to figure this out, okay?


Look, this is gonna be a trial-and-error situation.

We have to rule out every variable in order to narrow down the correct algorithm that will close the loop.

Okay. Uh, it's days, maybe weeks of work.

And if what you're saying is true, there's no way to keep a record of our progress.

I'm not following.

Okay. Um...

Say we test, like, dozens of variables.

By the end of the day, the loop will reset, right?

So everything we learned gets...


There's no way for us to track our progress simply because we just don't remember anything we learned.

And we'll be back to square one.


I'm screwed.

Wait, no, I got it.

Okay, you said everything resets but your memory, right?

Yeah. All right, well, then... you're just gonna have to be a living record.

Wait, you mean memorize everything?

Yeah. That's genius.

Yeah. No. No, no, no, no.

That's not genius. I'm not a scientist.

And hello. I mean, you do realize there's a killer after me, right?

That means I'm gonna have to die over and over again until you guys figure out how to close the loop.

I mean, I guess you could just kill yourself before they find you.

Wow. Another genius idea.

Um, better than being chased by some crazy guy in a baby mask.

I mean, do you have a better idea?

I knew you were gonna say that.

♪ All that I want is to wake up fine ♪

♪ Tell me that I'm all right, that I ain't gonna die ♪

♪ All that I want is a hole in the ground ♪

♪ You can tell me when it's all right ♪

♪ For me to come out

♪ Hard times ♪ ♪ Gonna make you wonder

♪ Why you even try

♪ Hard times ♪ ♪ Gonna take you down

♪ And laugh when you cry

♪ These lives ♪

♪ And I still don't know how I even survive ♪

♪ Hard times, hard times ♪

♪ And I gotta get to rock bottom ♪

♪ Walking around

♪ My little rain cloud

♪ Hanging over my head

♪ And it ain't coming down

♪ Where do I go?

♪ Give me some sort of sign

♪ You hit me with lightning

♪ Maybe I'll come alive

♪ Hard times ♪

♪ Gonna make you wonder why you even try ♪

♪ Hard times ♪ ♪ Gonna take you down

♪ And laugh when you cry

♪ These lives ♪

♪ And I gotta hit rock bottom

♪ Tell my friends I'm coming down ♪

♪ We'll kick it when I hit the ground ♪

♪ Tell my friends I'm coming down ♪

♪ We'll kick it LORI: Don't touch me.

♪ When I hit the ground

♪ When I hit the ground

♪ When I hit the ground

♪ When I hit the ground...

Come on, Bert, Bert, Bert! Go, go, go!

Come on, go! You're up!

Go, go, go!

♪ When I hit the ground.

♪ Hard times ♪

♪ Gonna make you wonder why you even try ♪ Shit! ♪ Hard times ♪

♪ Gonna take you down and laugh when you cry ♪

♪ These lives ♪ ♪ And I still don't know

♪ How I even survive ♪ Hard times ♪

♪ Hard times, hard times ♪ Hard times ♪

♪ Hard times ♪ ♪ Hard times

♪ Hard times ♪ ♪ Gonna make you wonder

♪ Why you even try

♪ Hard times ♪ ♪ Gonna take you down

♪ And laugh when you cry

♪ These lives ♪ ♪ And I still don't know

♪ How I even survive

♪ Hard times, hard times ♪ ♪ Hard times

♪ And I gotta get to rock bottom. ♪

Ow. Shut up!

Oh, hey. You're up.

I wasn't sure if you wanted... "I wasn't sure

"if you wanted to sleep in or not.

"I folded your clothes last night.

Wasn't sure if that material gets wrinkled."

Anyway, what the hell are you always looking for under that desk?

Uh... oh, just... my mouth guard.

Yeah, I...

I grind my teeth at night.

Oh, mystery solved.

♪ Yeah, it's my birthday

♪ And I ain't gotta pick up the pho... ♪ Ow.


You okay?

Yep. Never better.

I don't know if you remember my name or not.

You were, uh... you were pretty wasted last night.

But I'm-I'm Carter.


Hey, are you sure you're okay?

You're looking kind of pale.

No, I'm fine. I...


Actually, I'm probably gonna pass out.


Yep. Definitely passing out. What? No, uh...

You hit that fine vagine or what?

Is she dead?

Ryan, little help here, man. Oh, okay.

Hey, hey. It's okay.

It's just me.


You okay? You really gave me a scare back there.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

You still came.

Yeah, of course.

Why wouldn't I?

Oh, we got a hold of your parents.

They're on their way.

No. They can't come here. It's not safe.

What are you talking about?


Can I help you?

Oh, it's okay. He's a friend.

Sorry. Visiting hours are over.


All right. Well...

Thanks, Carter.

Yeah. Feel better.

So, I guess now you know why I wasn't in your class today.


Advanced bio.

Uh, I'm sorry.

Are you in my class?

You don't look familiar.

I'm sorry.

My mistake.


Well, I'm Dr. Butler.

Nice to meet you.

Ms. Gelbman, I've been having a hard time pulling up your medical records.

I know. I should be dead.

My results, they don't make sense, right?


They're highly alarming, to be honest.


What time is it?

Uh, it's almost 9:30.

Why? She's about to die.

Who? Lori.

He's gonna kill her. What?

Listen to me. You need to stop her from going down to the O.R.

I'm sorry. I don't know who you're talking about.

Oh, really? Well, maybe your wife does.

Go. Go!



Who set you free?

Who are you?


I go, you go.

Oh, hey. You're up.

I wasn't sure if you wanted to sleep in or not.

Shut up!

I am so done with this shit.

Then you multiplied the Euclidean vector by the square root of pi to the 17th power, which then gives us an axon point of .004, which then gives us a linear plane vector of 8.2.



Well, if these are all the failed algorithms...

Then there's only one possibility left.

Holy shit balls. You did it. Oh, oh!

What? It worked? Yes, yes, yes.

It worked? Oh, my God, it worked!

We did it!

Why are we so excited? We barely know her.

Honestly, I-I don't know what just happened, but that was impressive.


Let's do this.

Just so we're totally clear, one variant closes the loop in this dimension, and the other one sends you back to your original dimension and closes that loop.

It's final decision time.

Stay here or go back.

I'm staying here.

Final decision.

Okay. Here we go, then.

Stand back.

Huh? Wait.

What happened? Uh, uh...

Oh, the vector's off.

But you said this was the right one.

No, the math was right. Something else is off.

Guys, I have literally been killing myself to memorize this shit for you.

Failure's not an option.


There's something in hard drive.

It must be a virus.

Dude, did you open spam porn again on the computer?


Great. I have to manually reenter all this code.

Okay, how long?

Six, seven hours.

Ryan, look at me.

I am on borrowed time here.


Get it done.

Uh, yeah, I'm on it.

Tree, wait up.

Hey. Are you sure about this?

Of course I'm sure.

Okay, well, what about the killer?

I mean, you said people are gonna die tonight.

If you close the loop and we don't help, then they're dead for good, aren't they?

I have to stay alive.

I can't go back to that hospital.

It's way too risky.

Okay, so that's it? You're just gonna walk away and let a bunch of innocent people die?

People die every day, Carter.

I can't be responsible for everyone, okay?

I know how selfish that sounds, but it's true.

Yeah, no, that sounds incredibly selfish.

Are you serious?

That's not fair.

You have no idea how hard this is for me.

I don't want to have to choose between you and my mom, but I have to.

What do you mean, "choose"?

Carter, we're together in the other dimension.

I woke up in your bed every morning, just like this morning.

I did it over and over and over again until I fell in love with you.

But that version of us is back there, and my mom is alive here.

So I've made my decision.

Wh... What if you're wrong?


What if you're wrong?

What if this isn't the life that you're-you're supposed to have?

So, what? I'm just supposed to go back to some dimension where my mom's dead?

I can't.

I can't lose her again.

You already did.

And none of this is real if it erases that.

You're just... you're living someone else's life that doesn't belong to you.

Y-Your pain, th-that loss, that's... that's what makes you you.

But you have the chance to do something other people only dream of.


You can say goodbye.


Your girlfriend's calling you.

Better go.

What's her problem?

She just ditched our house meeting.


What were you guys talking about?

Nothing. We were just... we were going over school stuff.

Babe, don't forget, I still need help with my American lit paper.

I'm... I'm really busy right now.

Carter, you promised.

I won't pass the class without your help.

All right. Yeah, yeah.

That's fine.

You're the best.

There's the other birthday girl.

Sweetie, what's wrong?

I'm okay. I...

You don't look okay.

I'm okay. I... Mom!

You're cold as ice.

Maybe we should go to the hospital.


No, we can't go there.

Look, I don't want to freak you guys out, but I need to get as far away from campus as possible.

Theresa, what is going on? Dad, please.

I promise to explain everything later, but I need you to trust me.


We'll go.

Let's go. Come on.




You guys ready?

Okay. Let's close this loop once and for all.


You know what I'm craving right now?

What? One of those giant cinnamon rolls from that bakery in Morro Bay.

From our birthday last year?

You don't remember? You ate two of them.

That wasn't me.

What, sweetie?

Hey, girls, it's getting kind of late.

What do you say we find someplace, turn in for the night?

Okay, sounds good.

I think we're all pretty pooped.



He got her, he got her!

No, don't shoot! Don't shoot!

You might hit Kay.

Hey, girls, I'm gonna go get some ice.

I'll be right back.


Give me a hand.


Just tell me one thing.

Are you pregnant?


No. Mom, I...

Okay, sorry. I just had to ask.

It's not like that.

But it's a boy, isn't it?



I don't know. It's complicated.

Trust me.

I can do complicated.

What is it?

Have you ever wondered what your life would have been like if you couldn't be with Dad?

What? No.

But what if you had to choose?

You know, what if... what if being with him meant that you would lose someone that you were really close to, that you would never get to see that person ever again?

What would you do?

Well, we all have to make hard choices, Tree.

That's life.

And sometimes the past is pulling us in one direction and the future is calling us somewhere new.

But, of course, if I had to choose, I'd pick Daddy.

I mean, without him, I wouldn't have you, right?

But how did you know that he was the one?

I didn't.

I took a chance.

I followed my heart.

That's kind of how love works, Tree.

It's a leap of faith.

...Bayfield University Hospital, where a terrible tragedy continues to unfold.

Details are still coming in, but so far, we can confirm three victims.

A nurse and a police officer.

The third victim, a student, was killed while attempting to subdue the suspect.

Back to you, Dan.


What's wrong?

Come on, Ryan. Come on.

Hey, Samar, can you check 22-97-39 right there? Uh, yeah.

Over there.

No, the vector needs to be adjusted.

Yo, it's Ryan. Leave a message at the beep...!

Ryan, don't close the loop.

You can't... I'm sorry.

This voice mailbox is... Shit!

Tree, what is going on?

I can't let him close it.

You know, I'm not sure about this ice.

It kind of smells like pee.


Tree! Where are you going?


Come on.

Come on, come on! Pick up your phone!

Yo, it's Ryan. Leave a... Shit!

Here we go.

Where is it? Come on, come on, come on. Please.

Oh, hey. You're up. Shut up!

I wasn't sure if you wanted to sleep in or not.

That is the last time I'm dying for you.


How much longer is it gonna take?

Thanks to your crazy memory, it shouldn't take long at all.

I can have Sissy ready to go in just a few minutes.

I need a little more time.

There's something I need to do.


You sure you want to go back?

Can't spend my life living in the past.

Got to take a leap of faith.

She finally rolls in.

Uh, Lori, hi.

Big night?

You could say that.

Um, look, Lori, I...

It's good to see you.


It's good to see you, too, Tree.

He's not worth it.

I mean, trust me.

I've been involved with a married guy.

I know what it's like living a double life.

Always feeling like shit about yourself.

But it's never too late to change.

Someone once told me that

"every day is a chance to be someone better."

Maybe this is your day.


Thank you.

Take care of yourself.



Um... look, Danielle, I feel really bad.

I've totally been misjudging you, and it's completely on me.

I am so sorry that I've, like, made this... Nice.


He's kidding.

No, I'm-I'm not.

Nick's, um, shower was broken, so I said he could use mine.

Right, Nick?

My shower's fine.

Right. Um, you know what? Never mind.

Sorry for interrupting.




What was that for?

For being dumb as a rock. That's what.

Oh, really? How can a rock be dumb?

They don't even have brains.


There's the other birthday girl.

Hi, sweetie. Hey, Dad.

Um, do you mind if I talk to Mom alone for a minute?

Just some girl talk.

Oh. Well, sure.

I-I can go run some work calls.

Okay, thanks.

Is everything okay?

Yeah. It's fine.

Everything's fine.

Oh, shit, how do I do this?

Do what, sweetie? What's wrong?


I really want you to know how much I love you.


I love you, too, sweetie.

No, Mom, I'm serious.

You know, people say "I love you" all the time, but... it's not until you can't say it to that person's face anymore that you really realize how much you mean it.

You are so beautiful and so amazing.

And I just hope I can become half of the woman that you are one day.

Are you kidding?

I'm the woman I am because I had you.

You know, I never really told anyone this before, but when I was pregnant with you, I was scared shitless.


But then, the moment I held you, something inside of me changed instantly.

The best kind of love does that.

It changes you.

It makes you a better person.

Oh, God, I'm so stupid.

I really thought I could have it all, but I can't.

Oh, honey, nobody can.

But guess what.

That's okay.

You'll get what you need.

I hope so.

Aw. Come here.


Am I crushing you?


You're always gonna be my little girl.

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, Tree and Mom ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you.

Make a wish.

You ready?


Um, look.

I know this is probably pretty confusing.

I mean, you guys have only known me for a couple hours, but I've known you for weeks.

You've all worked really, really hard to try to send me home.

So thank you.

Well, jury's still out on whether you're totally nuts, but, uh... glad we could help.

Okay, Ryan, light her up.

S-So, in this other dimension, do we... do we know each other?

You could say that.

17 seconds.

16, 15, 14...

What did I tell you about turning that thing on?

Uh-oh. Wait. This isn't supposed to happen yet.

You're not supposed to come until tomorrow.

Turn that thing off now.

No, don't!

No, no, no, no! No, no!

No, wait, please. You can't do this.

And who are you? I am a student here.

Oh, well, keep this little attitude up, and we'll change that.

Get that thing out of here.

No, please d-don't. Hey, watch it, beefcake.

Don't. Don't. We spent 18 months on that thing.

Please, please don't. Please.

Well, don't manhandle her.


Well, where are you taking her?

My office, where it will remain under lock and key.

Look, okay, it's a setback. I get it.

Right, but we just reset the day and try again.

No. You don't understand.

I keep getting weaker every time I come back.

I don't know how many chances I have left.

For all I know, this could be it.

If I die again, I could stay dead.

Hmm, that's a problem. No shit.


Unless we steal it back.

Steal it?

Well, I mean, you know, it's not even technically stealing, is it?

It's your property.

Whoa, whoa, guys, I don't know about this.

Like, if we get caught and I get expelled, my parents are gonna hang me by the nut sack.

I'm with him.

Except for the "nut sack" part, obviously.

Are you kidding me? Are...

No. I'm sorry to throw a bag of dog shit on your front porch here, but I...

This is all on you guys.

You created this mess, so you're obligated to help her out of it.

Besides, if she dies again tonight, that's blood on your hands.

That's a little dramatic.

He's right.

This is our fault.

So we fix it.

That's what scientists do.

We solve the problem.

So, Dean Bronson's office is in this building here, and the fastest route back to the lab is this path here.

And check this out, guys. Dean Bronson spends every evening knitting in the faculty lounge over here.

Wait, what? He knits? I think he used to smoke, and then his wife made him quit, and, uh...

Oh, by the way, shockingly hot.

Samar? Hmm?

Could we do the-the thing we're... we're doing right now? Okay, okay.

Right. Sorry. Um, okay.

So, we need to get the keys to his office, sneak over to admissions, break into the dean's office, grab Sissy, wheel her back to the lab without anyone from security seeing us, get Dean Bronson's keys back to him without him ever knowing they were gone, power up Sissy, run diagnostics, flip the switch, and bam... Tree's back in whatever wack-ass dimension she came from, and we... well, we just saved the damn day.


Sounds awesome.

How do we do that? I don't know.

Of course. Okay, well, we obviously need a diversion.

So we just got to find a way to distract Dean Bronson.

♪ You're beautiful

♪ You're beautiful

♪ You're beautiful, it's true... ♪ Uh, she picked the ringtone, all right? I...

Hey, babe.

Yeah, uh, you okay?

I-I have an idea. Okay.

What if we actually go through...

With Ryan and them and...

Danielle, hi. She's not...

So, we have a little favor to ask.

I feel suspect at best.

Let's just put our face in.

Hey, baby.

Oh. Okay, sorry.

Clearly, she's a little on edge. Mm-hmm.

That's right. Give her some room to breathe...


Can I help you?

Oh, perdón.

I appear to be, uh, very lost.

Roger Bronson. I'm the dean of the school.

Oh, bonjour.

My name is, uh, Amelie Le Pew.

Oh. You must be with the exchange program.

Ah, oui, oui.

Monsieur, may I know your face?

I'm sorry?


My. Oh, my. Oh, my!

What strong features.

Thank you.

You must be French.

Your hand smells like cheese.

I don't eat cheese.

Ah, I am, uh...

...uh, lactose intolerant.

Oh, quelle dommage.

Uh, uh... uh, where are you trying to get to?

Uh, le café.

Oh, you must mean the cafeteria.

I'm happy to show you. Here, here. I can... Uh, whoa!

Oh, oh! Oh, don't move! You'll trip.

Oh, marbles.

Marbles! Marbles everywhere.

Go, go, go, go.

Oh, boy.


Careful. Whew!

Whoa. Pretty quick there.

Hold on, now. Just stay put, okay?

I just need to, uh, grab my keys.


Oh! Not the tapestry.

Oh, geez.

Oh. Oh, Lord. Oh, oh, oh! Oh, no!

Oh, no. It's so dark.

Move toward the light.

Oh, sorry, that was insensitive.

Come on.

Come on, come on, come on. I'm trying.

Stop rolling. Okay.

You're not helping. The other way.

Sissy. Go, go.

Go around, go around.

This way.

Samar. Samar.

Okay, okay.

Here we go. Up. Up.

Oh, God.

Here's your cane.

You really must stop wandering around.

Gracias. Okay. Okay. Shall we?

Ah, forgot my keys.

Oh, God! Oh, no, mon Dieu.


Oh, that's a lot of blood.

Jesus, be careful with that thing.

I am so sorry. Oh, my God.

Oh, I don't think the cane is a good idea for you.

You need a Seeing Eye dog.


Hey. How's it going?

We're on it.

Guys, we've got less than three hours to make this happen.

Not gonna lie... it's gonna be close.


If I don't stop the killer, Lori's gonna die.

Stay here.

What? Why?

Just promise me you'll stay here.

Can I borrow this?

Uh, y-yeah, sure.


W-Wait, where are you going?


Sorry, bad timing.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, you can put it away.

Come on, put it away.

Okay, now slowly turn around.

This is a really bad idea.

There's a killer on the loose here.

Go get help.

What? Go!

She's got a gun! She's got a gun!

Lori, move.

What? Come on, we've got to move.

What's happening? I'll explain later. Move!

What is this?

You're not blind.

I'm gonna kill them.

I'm going to kill them!

He's onto us.

Babe, can you also get my sunglasses back?

I just got those.

Okay, okay, come on. Yes.

Get it open now.

Get it, get it.

Bash it in.

Keep 'em out. We're trying!

Get it open now!

Oh, my God. If I get expelled, my parents are gonna disown me.

Tree, will you please tell me what's going on?

At first, I thought he was trying to kill me, but it's you he's after. Who?

It's over, Gregory.

What? Why?

His wife found out about your affair.

So he stole a page from your old playbook.

He set Tombs free, knowing that everyone would think that he killed you.

And the secret of your affair would die with you.


Well done, indeed.

Once a douchebag, always a douchebag.

I'm sorry, do I know you?

Stay back, asshole.

Put your back into it!

Try harder.

You guys got to get back into the gym, man.

Ryan, we can't hold it much longer.

Come on, come on.

You hear that?

You're gonna rot in prison.

I don't think so.

You see, there's one little detail you failed to realize in all this.

Oh, really? What's that?



You really think I was gonna let a little whore like that ruin my life?

Gregory, kill her.

Would you like to do the honors?

Don't mind if I do.

Oh, wait. I almost forgot.

I want a divorce.

Now, where were we?


Aw, look who brought a screwdriver to a gunfight.


I have something I need to tell you.


You're screwed.

Turn it off, you bitch.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, wait. Wait!

Ready? Come on.

There you go. I got you.

I got you.

All right. Yep.

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

I guess this is a pretty good place to get shot, huh?

I'll lift you up now, all right?

You're gonna be okay. You're good.

It's okay, it's okay.

You're okay.

Lori, I...

I'm so sorry.

For what?

You just saved my life.

I just...

I wish things could have been different.

I'm sorry, but we need to move her.

Hang in there, hon.


Hey. You okay?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine. I...

I thought I told you to stay put.

Yeah, well... sorry, couldn't help myself.

I think it's time.

I hope you realize I'm only going back for one reason.

Oh, man.

My Yoo-hoo.




Oh, my God. I think I just shit my pants.

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah

♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah

♪ Stayin' alive... ♪ Ooh... yeah

♪ Whoo, well, you can tell by the way I use my walk ♪

♪ I'm a woman, no time to talk ♪

♪ Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around ♪

♪ Since I was born

♪ And now it's all right, it's okay ♪

♪ And you may look the other way ♪

♪ We can try to understand ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh

♪ The New York Times' effect on man ♪

♪ Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother ♪

♪ You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪

♪ Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' ♪

♪ And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah

♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah

♪ Stayin' alive...

♪ All you want

♪ Well, now, I get low and I get high ♪

♪ And if I can't get either, I really try ♪

♪ Got the wings of heaven on my shoes ♪

♪ I'm dancin' and I just can't lose ♪

♪ And now it's all right, it's okay ♪

♪ I'll live to see another day ♪

♪ We can try to understand

♪ The New York Times' effect on man ♪

♪ Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother ♪

♪ You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪

♪ Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' ♪

♪ And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah

♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah

♪ Stayin' alive...

♪ All you want

♪ I'm stayin' alive ♪ Life goin' nowhere

♪ Somebody help me ♪ Somebody help me

♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ I'm stayin' alive

♪ I'm stayin' alive

♪ Life goin' nowhere

♪ Somebody help me ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Somebody help me, yeah

♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ ♪ Life goin' nowhere

♪ Life goin' nowhere

♪ Somebody help me, yeah.

Just doesn't make any sense.

Yes, it does.

It acted like a slingshot.

When she jumped back into this dimension, the vacuum created by the centripetal force closed the loop.

Who throws away a perfectly good churro?

Oh, no, don't.

Uh-oh. This looks bad.

Ryan Phan?

Uh, maybe.

I'm Dr. Isaac Parker. I'm here on behalf of DARPA.

We'd appreciate it if you'd come with us to answer some questions.

All of you.

Are we in trouble?

Please, right this way.

Dr. Kalibato to Robotics.

Dr. Kalibato to Robotics.

Holy shit.


Hope you don't mind us borrowing her.

What you've created here is truly remarkable.

Suck it, Dean Bronson.

We've been having some difficulties understanding how the device operates.

We figured you could help.

There's so many different algorithms.

It'll be tough to find the right one to make it work.

I might be able to help with that.


So, we just need to find a test subject.

Wait, you... you want to trap somebody in a time loop?

That's messed up.

Unless they deserve it.

I think I have the perfect recruit.

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