HK: Hentai Kamen (2013) Script

Extra! Extra! On-screen TranslationsPanty-man Mr. Shikijoh...

Do you think he’ll really come here?

He will.

His go-to lady works here.

And I know he has an appointment tonight.

I don’t know. He’s been really good at watching his back.

He’s here!

Holy shit...

Every guy thinks with his dick.

Okay...

Let’s go in!

Yes, sir!

Unbelievable! You’re human trash!

Does that make you happy?

Shake your butt harder!

There!

Like that?

Do you want more?

Is this good?

Stop right there!

And who might you be?

I’m with the MPD, Criminal Investigation Division.

I saw a serial bomber walk in here.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Don’t try to hide him...

...or you’ll have to answer to the law.

You barged in here and disrupted my business!

Who do you think you are?!

What are you...gonna do to me?

Mr. Shikijoh!

Stay out of this!

You better watch it.

That’s Shikijoh Hario, the demon of the CID you’re messing with. You’re gonna pay— Shut it!

This is me we’re talking about.

I’m not gonna be like this forever against a mere dominatrix.

Oh? Then maybe you’ll like this!

Most men fall for me after experiencing my whip!

Impossible!

He’s extremely straitlaced!

A demon with no interest in women!

No way he’d fall for a woman like you— Stop right now!

No way am I stopping!

This is for disrupting my business!

That was an order!

Pointing a gun at a lady with a whip?

You guys have stooped as low as you possibly can...

This is your final warning!

Stop.

Don’t shoot.

But Mr. Shikijoh...

Why?

This is obviously an obstruction of justice!

I’ll shoot.

No!

Why?

This actually isn’t...

Huh?

This actually isn’t...

More! Give me more!

That’s how my parents met.

Three years after I was born, my dad got shot by a criminal and died on duty.

There were several bullet wounds all over his body.

His last words, you ask?

“This actually isn’t...” or so the story goes.

As for my mom?

Ow!

How many times do I have to tell you to eat the egg white too?

She still works.

I have the late shift tonight, so go eat out tonight, okay?

Okay.

But if you ask me...

...why don’t you smooth talk some girl into eating out with you sometime?

Why are you so needlessly huge and unattractive?

What is my, my—your mother’s DNA doing inside you looking like that?

I don’t have time for girls with school and club activities.

What are you? A goody two-shoes?

You’re so gross!

What is wrong with you?

You stink!

So bad!

So bad!

Hey! What are you doing?

Stop right there!

Huh? Who do you think you are?

In contrast, I do seem to take after my dad and have his strong sense of justice.

Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?

Bring it on!

However...

Let’s go!

And scene!

I’m weak.

Don’t mess with us again!

You did it again?

Yeah.

You know, you have a bit of a scary face, so you should be careful.

Your default expression looks like you’re saying, “you gotta problem?” You don’t have to tell me.

But that disconnect is what makes you likable.

You look so strong, yet...you’re so weak.

Shut up.

Everyone, to your seat!

You too! Get to your seat!

Oh, sorry.

Everyone, I’d like to introduce our new student to you.

Please welcome, Himeno Aiko, who’s come from Kobe.

Hi. I’m Himeno Aiko.

It’s nice to meet everyone.

She’s so cute.

I heard that.

Hm?

You were thinking out loud.

Really?

How about you sit next to Shikijoh?

Okay?

The guy in the back who looks like an oaf.

Oh, okay!

How did she know it was me?

All right, let’s get started.

Everyone, turn to page 85.

Ikeda, read please.

What’s wrong with your face?

I was born with a scary-looking face.

No, I mean the blood.

Oh!

It’s uh...it’s nothing.

Um, if you’d like, use this.

Really?

So cute...

Let’s see what you’ve got, Kyosuke!

To knock someone out, strike their solar plexus.

Okay.

I joined the martial arts club in hopes of becoming a little more rugged.

Even if it’s just a little bit, I hope that it brings me closer to the strongest man I’ve known, my dad.

However...

That’s the match!

I’m showing no signs of improvement.

Hey guys!

Aiko here just transfered in, and she’s interested in being the manager of our club.

She’s more than welcome!

Kyosuke!

Hey, ’sup?

Kyosuke, she’s in your class, right?

Yes.

What a coincidence.

It’s a pleasure to be here.

The pleasure’s all mine.

Why does it feel like fireworks are going off in my chest?

Why don’t you smooth talk some girl into eating out with you sometime?

That’s right... I should take her out to dinner.

But would she think I’m a player if I took her out on her first day here?

Should I just listen to my heart and tell her straight up?

Okay, let’s ask her out.

Wait, what if she’s interested in the kind of guys who have no interest in women?

What are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do, Kyosuke?

Well, I’m going to go home today.

Have a nice day!

I’m looking forward to starting tomorrow.

It was great meeting you.

Don’t worry.

Time’s on your side.

You did the right thing.

Oh, man...

I guess I’m eating out alone again.

Excuse me, is something happening?

There’s a hostage situation!

Hostage?

Yeah.

There’s a robbery in progress at Cosmo Loans, a money loaning company. It’s already been reported.

It seems that they have a group of four or five people being held hostage.

Among them are several employees of the company and a high school girl who was passing by.

Yes.

Aiko?

Hey, what’re the police doing?

Hurry up and get a helicopter ready!

Hey, you asshole!

Let her go!

Kyosuke!

Hey, stop!

Don’t agitate them!

Who are you?

I’m her boyfriend!

Her boyfriend?

What? No, he’s not.

He’s not your boyfriend?

We’re dating.

We’re not dating. We just met today.

We’re dating.

We’re not!

We’re dating!

We’re not!

I don’t care!

Hey, buddy!

If the police don’t call a helicopter for us, your girlfriend’s gonna die!

Excuse me! Can you hurry it up with the helicopter?

Look around!

You can’t land a helicopter anywhere.

Then why are they demanding a helicopter?

They’re idiots.

They’re idiots?

God damn it.


Hey, dude!

Go check around the building.

Yes, sir.

Hey, where’s the helicopter?

I’m sorry, boss.

I think it’ll be here soon.

Oh, man!

If you would have just given us the money instead of calling the cops, this wouldn’t have happened!

You’re so stupid, Mr. Manager.

Listen up!

I can’t wait forever, so I’m going to kill someone every 30 minutes.

This is 911.

We’re going to kill one off every 30 minutes!

Hurry up with the damn helicopter!

I told them.

I guess we’ll start with...

...the little girl.

Now...

How do I sneak into the office?

Oh...a weapon would be nice.

Who are you?

Solar plexus!

Hell yeah! My training is starting to pay off!

I know!

I’ll steal his clothes and pretend to be him.

All right.

I’m coming, Aiko.

Oh, forgot the mask.

The mask.

Here it is.

Okay.

Huh?

This isn’t a mask.

Is this...a pair of panties?

They’ll think I’m a total pervert if I walk in there with this on my head.

I need to wear the real mask.

But...

But why does it feel so perfect on my skin?

No, I must take this off!

But this intensifying feeling of excitement—I can’t hold it in!

No!

I can’t let Aiko see me like this.

What?

It feels like it’s become a part of my face!

What is this?

What is this pool of magma I feel swimming inside me?

The raging magma that melts away all sense of guilt!

I can’t...

I’m losing...

I’m losing myself.

I’m in a state of ecstasy!

Normally, a person can only use 30% of their maximum potential.

However, by wearing panties, the DNA of Kyosuke’s mother has awakened within him, and he is able to use his maximum potential.

Cloth out!

I have no need for clothes.

Well...it’s almost been 30 minutes.

Like I said earlier, you’re first in line to die.

No...

Someone...

Someone save me!

Who’s that?

Hey, that better not be the police.

It’s Kyosuke.

He must have come to save me.

Who’s there?

He’s wearing a mask.

Is he the guy you sent to— No!

Who the fuck are you?

I’ve come to teach evil doers like you a lesson.

I am Panty-man!

Panty-man?

Holy shit...

He’s wearing panties on his face.

He’s wearing panties on his face!

Now...hand her over.

No...

...he’s a different kind...

...of scary.

Don’t get any closer, Mr. Pervert!

Girl, come over here.

No, you’re scary!

I was serious!

What the fuck?

Okay, I get it!

Hey, go over there!

Hey, wait! Come back here!

I got your back!

Panty-man...

You sure gave us a hard time.

Now you can’t move.

Why don’t you and that girl hold hands as you walk into hell?

Panty-man...

...power up!

What?

Here I come.

Panty-man is able to draw out more power by putting his crotch under pressure.

Take my ultimate move.

Golden Power Bomb!


Panty-man...

You’re such a pervert...

You’re such a pervert, but...you’re so cool!

Justice is served.

Everyone, get away.

Are you okay, Miss?

Hands where I can see them!

Who are you?

Oh, no.

Time to leave.

Are you okay, Aiko?

Yeah, a superhero saved me.

A superhero?

I wish I could have been there for you.

No.

Everyone had guns.

Even if you’re in the Martial Arts Club, you couldn’t.

I see.

I wish I could be a superhero like that.

You can’t!

He may be strong, but...

...he’s a pervert.

I...see...

He’s a pervert?

Get back here and pay for your meal!

This was in your pocket.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Give us your wallet.

Do you take us for chumps?

Do you? Huh?!

If you’d like, you can have my jewels.

This is great.

Just by wearing panties, I can rid the world of all evil!

Panty-man... My prince.

He saved a high school girl.

Really? That’s so cool.

Panty-man is the shit!

I heard he’s super strong.

He even saved Aiko.

Yeah!

Hey, how is he in person?

Well what do you mean how is he?

Is he super buff?

Yeah.

Well...

He might be buff and super strong, but...

...he’s still a pervert, right?

Yeah!

I mean, who in their right mind can walk around public like that?

I bet he gets off on being seen like this because he’s a pervert!

Oh, that’s awful!

But...

I heard he’s really cool.

With panties on his face? Get real!

He’s even wearing fishnet stockings!

He’s such a fucking pervert!

So much so, that it’s hilarious!

Yeah, gross!

He was cool!

He was really cool!

Aiko!

What’s with her?

What’s wrong, Aiko?

They...

They made fun of Panty-man.

Aiko...

I know it’s weird.

He’s a pervert. I know I shouldn’t like him.

But the more I think I shouldn’t, the more I think about him.

I think it’s fine.

He may wear panties on his face...

...but he’s not actually a pervert.

He’s not?

I think...the pervert we know him as is his alter ego.

His normal self isn’t a pervert.

How do you know so much?

Sorry, it was just my imagination.

That’s just my hypothesis.

I hope you’re right.

I’m not a pervert.

It’s true that I am Panty-man.

But I’m really not a pervert.

We come in Live from the scene.

Natsumi!

I bought you everything you wanted!

Oh no!

Shit!

It’s not that I want to wear panties.

It’s for the sake of his life.

Good. My disguise is perfect.

Everyone thinks I’m a woman.

Excuse me.

Isn’t that customer a man?

Hm?

He’s huge!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Can I try these on?

Yes, go ahead.

Amazing.

It’s like these were made for my face.

I’m in a state of ecsta...

Ecsta...

Damn.

I can’t feel the magma I felt back then.

Not these.

None of these work!

Why?

I get it.

My...superpowers won’t work unless I’m wearing a used pair of panties!

Oh my god! I think that does make me a pervert!

Am I... Am I...a pervert?

What do you think you’re doing, you behemoth?!

Get back here!

No way...

This is unbelievable.


Just leave him be.

I’m not a pervert.

I don’t have to wear panties on my face.

I’ll never...wear panties on my face ever again.

Go away, damn it!

I want to die alone!

If you want to die alone, then kill yourself at home.


Huh...

Is this a pair of balls?

You are touching...my golden balls.

Do you still want to die?

I do!

My girlfriend dumped me. My life’s over.

Very well. I will cast a spell on you.

What?

Stop.

Not so close!

Behold my secret move.

Perverted Brainwashing!

Not so close!

Suicide is stupid.

Suicide is stupid.

Suicide is stupid.

How’s that?

I never want to die.

Hey, don’t throw your life away—

Panty-man!

I am in love with you, bro!

Farewell!

He’s running!

Hey, wait!

Hey look!

Wow!

That’s awesome.

Yeah!

Seriously awesome.

Hey, hey, what did Panty-man say to you?

Who are you?

No, what did he say?

Answer me!

Hey, he’s running! He’s running!

Oh, no...

I’m falling even more in love with Prince Panty-man.

I’m not a pervert, Aiko.

I’m really not.


Why are you having a hard time taking over a school of this level?

Hey, Aiko.

Yeah?

If you don’t mind, why don’t we grab hamburgers or something on the way home?

Oh, I’m sorry!

I’m going out to dinner with my parents tonight.

Do you think I can come along?

Of course not. Why would you?

Then can I just watch from afar?

What are you, a pervert?

What did you say?

I’m not a pervert!

Oh, I know!

How about I hide under the table, so can you step on me while you eat?

Now you really sound like a pervert!

But I’m not!

What’s going on?

You okay?

Are you—

Who would do such a thing?

Are you a member of the Martial Arts Club, as well?

And who might you be?

I just transferred here today.

My name is Ogane Tamao.

I’m the new captain of the Karate Club next door.

Why? Because I beat everyone there up.

And once I beat you, that’s everyone in the Martial Arts Club...

...and I will be the new captain.

You can’t possibly do that.

Well then...

Looks like we have ourselves a nice strong-willed cutie-pie.

Would you like to be our manager?

No.

Even if you refuse, if I beat him, the Martial Arts Club will be mine.

I’ll take you on.

I can’t hand over the club to a guy like you!

Sounds like I’ve finally met a worthy opponent.

It’d be a problem otherwise.

We’re looking very, very hard for someone strong. We’re desperate.

Bring it on.

Okay.

Here I go.

Kyosuke!

You’re just all talk.

Bye-bye then.

Stop.

You’re going to kill him.

Okay.

If you kiss me, I’ll stop.

What?

Wait...

My, oh, my...

The man you risked your life to defend ran away like a coward.

Really, Kyosuke?

Not like that’ll save him.

Well, what will it be?

Would you like to kiss me? Or...kiss me?

Kyosuke...

Hey, if you kiss me, I won’t get so close.

So fluffy.

It’s really fluffy!

It’s as if I’m kissing a rice cake.

That’s no rice cake you’re kissing.

That is my dick.

I just... I just kissed your dick!

How are you... How are you going to pay for this?!

Panty-man!

Taking over the school on your first day here?

You sure are cheeky.

I, Panty-man, will teach you a lesson.

So you’re the Panty-man I’ve been hearing so much about.

Who would’ve thought you’d be lurking around here.

And...you have the same perverted look they show on the news.

If you take me for a mere pervert, you might regret it.

I’d feel silly getting upset over a pervert, but I guess...

...I just have to beat you.

Let’s. Go.

Yes!

Yes!

Damn it!

What the fuck!

Stop! Stop!

Please!

Master! Master Tamao! Help me! Help—

Interesting.

The rumors don’t do your perversion any justice.

I’m sorry for you, but...

...with panties on my face, I’m invincible.

We’ll see about that.

You’ve left me no choice but to...get serious.


Yes!

Panty-man! Don’t lose!

Take my secret move.

Flying Kick Bondage!

What the?

This is the end.

Ultimate move, The Tightrope of Hell.

Dick! Your dick will break my nose!

If you don’t want my dick to break your nose, leave this school.

Don’t think...

Don’t think you’ve won just yet!

Well...hello again, Miss.

Panty-man, just who are you?

Just a pervert who happened to be walking by.

Farewell!

Panty-man...

You’re such big, big pervert, but...

...you’re so cool.

What am I supposed to do?

Hey, don’t scare me like that! What do you want?

I need to disinfect it.

What, I’m fine!

You’ll get infected.

Wait, wait, stop, stop!

Is it gonna hurt?

Is it gonna hurt?

Uh...

Just a little.

Then it’s fine! Really!

Bear with me.

I’m fine! I’m fine!

Please bear— Really stop! Calm down. Calm down for a second.

You idiots really— I’m talking. I’m talking right now.

Yes, sir.

You idiots really embarrassed me! Like really?

I’m very sorry. We’ll get him next time.

Know your place!

You idiots aren’t capable of taking on that pervert.

But...he hurt you so badly, Master.

Shut up... Hey, shut up!

I didn’t lose! I just underestimated him, okay?

Then...should we give up on that school?

You stupid?!

There’s money buried under that campus.

It’s gotta be there!

It’s 100% under there!

We couldn’t even find it after buying all the land there...

...so we’re gonna fuck that school up, get rid of the students, and shut the school...

But Master— I was building anticipation!

I’m sorry.

Still building it!

Shut the school...

...down!

But don’t you think he’ll show up again?

Yeah, you’re right.

We can’t do anything unless we beat that guy.

We’ll have to use...that plan.

Yes, Master.

I’ll send in our first assassin.

Wait, does that mean we have more than one?

Wait! Hey, wait!

I didn’t really run away!

You did! Left me alone too!

I was...

I went to get the teachers even after taking so much damage.

But no one came in the end!

It was Panty-man who saved me!

I can’t beat Panty-man, but...

I was also desperately trying to save you!

The hammer of god!

The hammer of god!

Your skirt is an inch too short!

The hammer of god.

The hammer of god!

A logo on your shirt.

The hammer of god!

The hammer of god!

Who are you people?

We’re a group that’s a bit strict about enforcing school laws.

The Goody Two-shoes Division.

The Goody Two-shoes Division?

The girl, your hair’s too long!

The hammer of god!

The hammer of god!

What do you think you’re doing to Aiko?

Nice to meet you.

I am...Goody Two-shoes-man.

Goody Two-shoes-man?

I will...guide this school...in the right direction. That is my strong will.

Or, or, or... That is how I feel.

I would like to end my introduction now.

What?

The color of the clothes you’re wearing is extremely flashy.

Or perhaps, extremely tropical.

Or maybe even tropicana.

I would like to...end...my...speech now.

The hammer of god!

Kyosuke!

Aiko, we’re hopeless!

We have to get away.

Wait here.

Where are you going?

I can’t let a guy like that do as he pleases.

But what will you do?

Huh?

Shit. My panties are in my bag.

But he’s waiting in front of the classroom.

What to do, Kyosuke?

I know!

Damn...

Am I even allowed to do this?

But...everyone in school is suffering.

I need panties.

Fight the sense of guilt and win, Kyosuke!

I’m not a petty panty thief.

I’m just a superhero that happens to need panties.

You’re wearing make-up.

The hammer of god!

The hammer of god!

You’re not wearing your in-door shoes correctly!

The hammer of god!

The hammer of god!

Am I breaking any school regulations, Goody Two-shoes-man?

Oh, mama...

There you are, Panty-man.

Your existence itself...or, or... Your mere existence is a crime.

That is my answer to your question.

I don’t need a bogus goody two-shoes guy to deny me of my existence.

Of course you’re not allowed to wear panties on your face at school!

What?

I’ve never seen anyone at school with their nipples...

...and their butt...

...so exposed to the eyes of fellow students.

That’s...

I believe you’ve found yourself in the wrong place, Panty-man.

I will use my Goody Two-shoes power and defeat you to— That’s the bell. We need to get to class.

You dweeb!

Oh, no I won’t.

I won’t be going to class.

Now, put a school uniform on this clown!

Stop!

By wearing clothes, I’m losing my power as a pervert...

So, you did have some sense of guilt in you; you fell for my plan so easily.

Now, finish him!

The hammer of god!

The hammer of god!

You sure didn’t live up to your name, Panty-man.

It makes me very happy to welcome you as one of us now.

Panty-man!

Stop, stay away! It’s dangerous here.

It’s okay to be a pervert! If you’re not a pervert, you’re not Panty-man!

That woman is extremely annoying.

Let’s make her face the hammer of god.

What?

Strange.

Our amazing onslaught didn’t affect you?

You seem to be misunderstanding.

The more you hit me, the more I enjoy!

Oh my god!

Yes!

More!

You were...enjoying the entire beating?

Yes, I was indeed.

The entire time!

Impossible!

A candle would’ve made it better.

You’re a pervert!

Unparalleled pervert!

Cloth out!

Remember this.

In this 21st century of today, being a pervert is true justice!

What?

Have a taste of my ultimate attack.

Spinning Fire of Death!

Amazing!

What an incredible attack!

My glasses.

Where are my glasses.

Goody Two-shoes-man, try seeing the world without your glasses.

Master Tamao!

Be quiet. Be quiet.

Master Tamao! Master Tamao!

Dust. Dust. You’re stirring up dust.

Goody Two-shoes-man has lost.

What?

What?!

The pervert managed to resist the Goody Two-shoes-man’s logic?

Yes.

He is... He is no ordinary pervert!

Man, like are you serious?

Geez! Can you just send in the second, the third, and even the fourth assassins who might be able to beat him?

Yes, sir!

Now! Now! Now! Now!

Run!

Go call them!

Door! Door! Door!

Close it! Close it!

It’s not even!

You’re really gross.

Gross!

Why don’t you be pleasant like me?

Versus Pleasant-man.

No matter how pleasant you may be, I will never give in to you, Pleasant-man!

Oh, really?

You’re...just drinking water!

What?! Now you really feel pleasant.

Let’s all be pleasant!

He’s so pleasant...

At this rate, I may also become pleasant.

Secret move, Perverted Dance!

I can’t breathe!

If I see anything too disturbing, I can’t breathe.

Please stop! Please...

My name is Manly-man!

I can’t let a pervert like you roam this earth!

Versus Manly-man.

What are you doing?

Fooled you!

My real name is Moho-man!

Real name, Moho-man.

I actually love men like you!

What?

Let me kiss you!

Stop, you pervert!

Where’s the evil doer?

Over there!

Panty-man, this is the end for you.

Who are you?

My name is Slenderly Fit-man.

Versus Slenderly Fit-man.

You’re just plain and simply slender!

The kind of muscular body you have isn’t cool anymore!

The ladies are into a slenderly fit— I give...

Fuck!

I just threw my chicken!

Like seriously?

You’re not supposed to throw perfectly good chicken!

I just threw a chicken!

I just threw... I just...

Fuck!

Why?

Why can’t you beat the pervert?

Master Tamao, I have an idea.

What may that be?

I have collected data on the past appearances of Panty-man...

...and the results are very interesting.

Okay.

I suppose I can lend an ear.

When he appears, there’s a high school girl, Himeno Aiko, nearby almost every time.

What are you implying?

It appears...

...Panty-man may have...a crush on her.

You know.

I think you’re on to something.

What shall we do?

I don’t know...

Even if we attack, it’ll just backfire.

How about we send him?

Yes.

He could...do the job.

Mrs. Yoshizawa is on maternity leave so I, Mr. Towatari, will be your temporary math teacher.

Nice to meet you.

I’d like to start class now.

Please, open the textbook to page 22.

We’ll be covering trigonometric functions.

Does everyone know that...

...these triangles in trigonometric functions— Guys!

The teacher’s talking.

Please, be quiet.

Th-That’s right!

Thank you, Himeno.

You’re welcome.

Are you really somebody’s mother? Damn it...

What’s wrong?

Let’s eat.

Sorry, I was thinking I should go on a diet.

What do you mean?

You’re weird.

Oh, if you want to lose weight, why not go to a gym?

A gym?

Maybe.

I’ve been going to a gym lately.

Just swimming in the pool makes your body feel good.

Pool?

Wait, Aiko...

In your swimsuit?

Of course...

That’s not good!

A lot of people are going to look at you in your swimsuit.

What are you talking about? They’re there to work out.

No! They’re ogling at you for sure!

The fat old men are just pretending to work out to ogle at you!

Maybe they’re even going underwater to look at your— Damn it!

They’re not!

Oh, I know!

Why don’t you come try out this Sunday?

The gym?

Yeah!

Swimming is a great way to lose weight.

Are you going to swim with me?

Of course!

Kyosuke!

Oh, yeah!

I love you.

Stop!

Stop fantasizing about Aiko in her swimsuit!

Shikijoh.

Yes?

Why is your desk raised?

Oh, I wonder why...

Ow.

What’s stuck under there?

I... I don’t know...

Okay, class is over.

Himeno, come to the special purpose room later.

I heard that you’re a little behind being new.

I’ll tutor you.

Okay.

What’s wrong, Kyosuke?

Don’t look!

What?

Hey.

Thanks for coming.

Thank you for helping me.

Now...

Let’s begin...our one-on-one lecture.

Okay.

Oh no!

Aiko is drowning!

Are you okay?

Drowning in a pool? You’re crazy.

I must do CPR.

What are you doing, you perv?

Your hopelessness never ceases to amaze me.

Turn the TV on!

A man among men is on.

He was known to be a superhero before, but suddenly...

Suddenly, he’s running around flipping everyone’s skirt!

What?

I guess this means...Panty-man was just a pervert?

Well, he is wearing underwear on his face.

No!

Panty-man isn’t a pervert!

What are you saying?

This is just beautiful!

The best! Amazing!

Wonderful!

Are you fucking kidding me?

Keep going! Keep up the joke!

That’s odd...

Damn...

Bizzaro Panty-man...

Where are you?

You!

Who are you?

My name... is Panty-man.

What?

You won’t get away!


Damn...

Damn it! God damn it!

Is something wrong, Shikijoh?

Mr. Towatari.

No, nothing’s wrong.

Himeno Aiko.

She’s...a good student.

Y-Yes.

Yes, she is.

Do you...well...

Do you like her?

No, me? Like her?

You don’t like her?

Well...

You’re a teacher.

I can’t tell you.

Yes, well...of course.

Aiko, do you want to go to a restaurant to make plans for Sunday?

I’m sorry.

Mr. Towatari’s tutoring me again.

Oh, okay.

The Daily Bugle.

Extra! Extra!

Extra! The Daily Bugle.

Extra!

Extra.

What? Panty-man?

Panty-man? Is he really?

That jerk.

You ready, Kyosuke?

Let’s take on that Bizzaro Panty-man this Sunday.

We have to stop that merciless pervert!

I can’t.

Why?

He’s made a public statement!

We know he’ll be there.

It’s our perfect chance!

I can’t.

Why, Kyosuke?

I have a date!

A date?

I have a date with Aiko at the gym.

A pool date.

She’ll be in her swimsuit.

Oh my god...

I’ll get to see her wearing swimsuit with the naked eye!

If I’m lucky... If I’m lucky...

She’ll ask me to put on something like tanning oil.

She may ask me with those cute innocent eyes.

Why should I have to fight a stupid pervert instead?

Has god forsaken us?

Just let that guy do whatever he wants.

I see.

If it means sacrificing your date...

...you’d rather have 1,000 ladies have their skirts flipped.

Yeah.

Very well.

Okay, so...

How about we go to the one in Shibuya?

Yeah.

Wow, I’m so excited.

What’s wrong?

It’s just...

...the Panty-man I loved...was such a horrible person.

What?

When he saved me, he was so handsome.

But now, he’s so heartless.

No...that’s just a misunderstanding.

What’s there to misunderstand?

He was just a pervert after all.

What?

He was just a pervert! That’s all!

Aiko!

What should I do?

What’s there to contemplate?

You’ve already decided to go on the date.

But...I want to defeat him with my own hands.

Oh?

You don’t want Aiko to disdain us?

I don’t want her to dislike Panty-man.

Because I am Panty-man!

But I want to go on the date!

I do...

What will you do, Kyosuke?

Only you can decide.

The date...or the battle.

Aiko!

Over here!

All right, let’s go to the gym!

I’m sorry, Kyosuke.

Hm? What’s wrong?

Mr. Towatari’s tutoring me again.

What? Are you serious?

I’m really sorry!

Why...?

Why...are you so eager about math?

It’s because...I’m behind.

You can take a break on a Sunday.

That’s not it.

What’s not it?

I think...

I have a crush.

You’re kidding, right?

I have a crush on him.

No...

I’m really sorry, Kyosuke.

As he’s previously said, will he really flip 1,000 skirts?

Well, it looks like there are already some casualties.

Hey!

Yes?

That’s really in the way!

What is?

That!

Oh, no!

Are you okay?

Hello?

Are you okay?

Are you fucking serious?

Pardon?

Are you fucking serious?!


628!

Miss...

What are you hiding in your crotch?

That is my dick.

What?

Who are you?

Who are you?

I am Panty-man.

No, I am...Panty-man.

You’re a fake who’s taken my name.

I’ll teach you a lesson.

Am I fake?

You’re the fake!

If you’d like, we can fight it out to see which of us is real.

Bring it on!


What?

Damn...I’m tied up.

Now...

Here I go!

Why...are you binding yourself when I’m tied up?

I’m tied up, but I’m just being watched.

I’m tied up but I’m left stranded...

The tease and denial!

I’m powering up...

My perversion power is accumulating.

What?

I can’t feel anything...

I can’t feel any perversion power!

Excuse me!

Stop!

You can’t hide!

I can smell your panties from a mile away!

What are you doing here?

I was in ecstasy being all alone!

I thought I told you.

I came to defeat you!

Naive.

You’re so naive.

Am I... Am I going to lose?

Your loss, Panty-man.

I haven’t lost just yet.

Listen well, Panty-man.

You think you’re a pervert?

Think again!

Your pervertedness is a phony!

Panty-man.

Actually, I’ll just call you Man.

Stop!

I am Panty-man!

Are you?

Look at my panties, Panty-man.

You wear them with the inside to your face.

Of course you are.

You’re wearing them to smell between the legs of a woman.

But look at me!

Mine are turned inside out.

That’s right.

I...have the outside on my face!

I can’t smell them even if I wanted to.

I can’t smell between the legs of a woman.

I want to, but I can’t!

Do you see how devastated I am?

I...am being teased at by panties!

“You don’t deserve to sniff me!”

Oh, how low I am.

So low that panties belittle me, and how do I feel?

I’m in ecstasy from humiliation!

Ecstasy for being humiliated like a bug!

You’re a fucking pervert.

Now take a look at my crotch.

You may be showing off your big dick.

But look between my legs!

By using a powerful chastity device, I’ve managed to suppress my penis.

What do you reckon the public will think when they see it?

“Huh?”

“He...has a small penis.”

“So funny.”

“He’s almost butt naked, but his penis is so small.”

“He should be embarrassed.”

That’s what people think.

That my penis is tiny!

I’m in ecstasy from the humiliation!

Impossible...

I’ve never seen such a pervert.

Do you understand, Panty-man?

This is what it means to be a pervert.

I can’t win...

I can’t beat this pervert.

Understand?

You’re not even close to being a pervert.

Is that what it is?

Am I...normal?

That’s right.

You have no right to wear panties on your face.

Just as I suspected.

Shikijoh Kyosuke.

How do you...know me?

Don’t ever interrupt me again!

I’m...not a pervert?

Forget it.

It has nothing to do with me now.

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!

You know, this school’s become quite peaceful lately.

Though there were a bunch of weird people walking around till recently.

But now, we can practice in peace.

We’ll see about that.

You’re...Panty-man!

The man who saved our club from being taken over!

I spent some time thinking afterward, and...

...I’ve decided to stop being such a phony superhero.

Yay! Panty-man’s on my side!

Now, I can just do what I want at this school.

Let’s...go.

Okay...

Now, the campus and the buried money...is mine.

Huh?

What?

What exactly happened here?

Panty...man...

Let it go.

A normal person...doesn’t need to fight.

Kyosuke!

Panty-man’s attacking the students, and they’re in trouble.

It’s got...nothing to do with me now.

But Aiko’s also...

What about Aiko?

She went back to the main building to see Mr. Towatari.

Oh my god!

Aiko!

Aiko!

Aiko!

If Panty-man comes, you must run!

I can’t.

Mr. Towatari’s tutoring me right now.

I can’t disrespect him.

He’s not here.

He is.

He’s right there.

No...

Are you in a trance?

Mr. Towatari, Kyosuke’s saying something weird.

Mr. Towatari, just who are you?

What the fuck?

Oh...looks like you’ve found me out.

You were the phony Panty-man?

I thought I told you, Shikijoh Kyosuke.

I’m the real deal.

How dare you brainwash Aiko!

This is all for my master, Ogane Tamao.

You can’t transform into Panty-man anymore.

You’re hardly a threat.


I’ll be taking Aiko, thanks.

Come back!

Damn...

I’m sorry yet again!


Yes...this feels perfect on my face.

Excitement is welling within...

This can’t be...

I can’t even...transform anymore?

I’m...really a normal person now.

What’s wrong with it?

You never wanted to believe you were a pervert.

That’s right.

You’re a normal person.

That’s what you wanted.

Kyosuke.

If you’d like, use this.

The Panty-man I loved was...

No...

Who ever said only a pervert could save her?

It’s true.

I’m usually incredibly weak.

But I should... I should at least have the power to save Aiko!

I can smell where she is from a mile away!

You live up to your name, pervert.

You followed her scent?

She has nothing to do with our battle.

Give her back.

Well...I wonder where she is.

Are the young guys doing something to her in the back?

What?

You sure gave us a lot of trouble, Panty-man.

But in order for us to proceed with our takeover plans accordingly...

...let’s have you...die right here, right now.

I won’t die until I go to the pool with Aiko!

Is that so?

Then I’ll kill both of you, so you can go swim in the pool of blood in hell.

Let’s...go.


Wow.

You’re quite good even without panties on your face.

Now, it’s time we also... went all out.

You put up a good fight.

I’ll tell her how bravely you fought.

Though since you can’t transform, this was all you could do.

Too bad.

Stop!

Aiko!

She’ll soon be eaten by the beasts.

How can this be...

I can hear her scream, but I can’t do a thing...

How humiliating.

I can hear her scream, but I can’t do a thing.

I’m such a useless man.

I’m in ecstasy from the humiliation!

That’s right.

You’re no ordinary pervert.

Remember...

You’ve carried on my will...as a pervert who fights for justice!

I feel something...

The magma I felt the first time is slowly welling up.

Don’t tell me...

This is...

Well then...

Let’s put an end to you.

Cloth out!

How were you able to transform?


Adios!

Oh?

You decided to show up after I completely beat you, Panty-man?

Listen up, Bizzaro Panty-man.

I realized something very important.

What’s that?

There’s no law that says you’re only as strong as you are perverted!

So you noticed.

You’re absolutely right.

So I will fight with confidence, even though I am not as perverted as you!

Very well.


This ends now!

Spinning Fire!

Panty-man!

This is the real...Spinning Fire!

This fight is mine!


Panty-man!


Aiko...

That’s right...

...Panty-man...that’s me.

Kyosuke?

Indeed...I am Panty-man.

But...I...Kyosuke, am not a pervert.

Please, believe me.

Okay, I do.

What was that?

I have no choice.

I’ll just destroy the school building!


Are you okay?

At this rate, the school will turn to dust.

But...what can we do?

Your...and my school...will turn to rubble.

Aiko...

Can I...have...your panties?

What?

In order to beat him, there’s no other way.

But why?

Because...I love you.

If I wear the panties of the girl I love...

...I should gain a power most unfathomable.

But I’d be embarrassed.

It’s for the school.

No...

It’s for the world.

Give me your...panties!

Okay.


Your name...is sewn on...

D-Don’t look at them so carefully.

I’ll win.

I’ll definitely win!

I know you will.


Not...

There...

Kyosuke!


Hey, Kyosuke, let’s swim together.

What?

Please swim with me.

Please, please, pretty please!

Oh, dear.

You’re so needy.

Please, please, pretty please!

Kyosuke...

Hey, Kyosuke!

Yes?

What are you sleeping for?

Read page 167!

Okay!

O-Oh my god, Kyosuke!

No, that’s not it!

It’s not what it looks like.

Quiet everyone!

Quiet!

I’ll go get the nurse!

Stay put!

It’s not what you think.

Without the light in dark but I feel the deepest emotions Throughout the fight with mind I don't care about the lapse Believe your voice and smiles I'll be going there with my motion Blow out the feeling dead I don't care about the past

Killing the emotion of mine and I just use my mind forget my life Apathy, impassivity and indifference of all the cautions to my life You were alive and said We're the ones who change the world we know by our hands You'd always saved, rescued and loved your neighbors as yourself Come and see just call my name Kodoku Ni Wakare O Time to bid farewell to solitude Te O Hiroge Takaku I open my arms wide and look above Sora E Sakebu And scream high and deep into the skies Without the light in dark but I feel the deepest emotions Throughout the fight with mind I don't care about the lapse Believe your voice and smiles I'll be going there to live Nothing but the emotions in motion

Sailing the emotion of mine I go paint it black again and again Scared by all the things I face and the future that just leads to the white world's end But you just took my hand and you took me all above We're the ones who change the world I close my eyes and urge myself to determine my faith I close my eyes and urge myself to determine my faith

Te O Hiroge Takaku I open my arms wide and look above Sora E Tobudake Fly high and deep into the skies Me O Toji Kokoro No I close my eyes and open my heart Koe O Sakebu And scream from deep within me Without the light in dark but I feel the deepest emotions Throughout the fight with mind I don't care about the lapse Believe your voice and smiles I'll be going there to live Nothing but the emotions in motion Koyu High School


Insect Repellent

Martial Arts Club Training Hall


Superhero Panty-man

Panty-man saves citizens in danger!!

A superhero masked in panties is here! Panty-man!

A perverted superhero hides his face with panties!

Panty-man, defending the citizens behind a mask?


Rhythmic Gymnastics Club


2nd Assassin Pleasant-man


3rd Assassin Manly-man

Real Name: Moho-man


4th Assassin Slenderly fit-man


Special Purpose Room


“I see your panties!” — Panty-man has truly become a pervert!


Panty-man Makes a Statement: He will flip the skirts of 1,000 ladies this Sunday!!


Sunday


Rhythmic Gymnastics Club