Pitch Perfect 3 (2017) Script

It's getting late To give you up I took a sip From my devil cup And slowly It's taking over me

Too high, can't come down It's in the air And it's all around Round, round Do you feel me now?

Break it down

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under With a taste of Your poison paradise I'm addicted to you, Don't you know That you're toxic?

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride...


Go, go! Amy!

Amy, let's go! Amy!

Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now Now, toxic

Today's the day. We're getting her today.

Is your sound equipment working?

You don't worry about what I'm doing.

Oh, my God. She's right there. I got her. Shh, shh.

Here, get in here. All right. Got it.

They were world champions.

The winningest a cappella group of all time.

The Barden Bellas, an unlikely group of not-men who somehow managed to win at something that didn't have to do with baking.

I can hear you guys. You know, girlie, you're this close to being cut out of this d'aca'mentary.

So close. You're in the danger zone.

We have security, and I carry mace.

We're gonna be clinging to you like mom jeans to a camel toe.

That's right!

Stand up, Bend it over, boy Ooh, ooh Stand up Give me the beat, I chew it like bubblegum All I wanna see and do Pimp-Lo, and I'm back With another one Get on your feet Bend down, yes, Lord Come and do it for me Let me squeeze on that booty Like stress balls Mm, mm, mm, mm, whoa.

You produced the shit out of his turd-burger.

Thanks. I mean, it's better.

Who's that singing?

Oh, that's me, but we've got time to get a real singer. I have a couple thoughts.

I think it's very... Yo. Yo, can we turn this off?

Pimp-Lo, bam, bam, bam.

I mean, you have done it again.

"Bend Over" is so...

So good.

I feel like my ears are hearing the future.

Club banger. Yeah, I hate it.

I really hate it.

I'm the artist, and this is my song, and I feel like y'all should play my mix.

Uh! Yeah Give me the beat I chew it like bubblegum Dubble Bubble. Hey.

Pimp-Lo, and I'm back With another one hey Bend down, yes, Lord Let me squeeze on That booty like stress balls...


This is the "Bend Over" the world needs to be listening to.

Yeah, um... it's my job to make you the best little Pimp-Lo that you can be, and... and I want to get behind "Bend Over."

And, as your producer, I would love it if you could trust me.

I would love it if you leave my track how it is.

I made your song great, man.

I think what she means is, your song was always great.

No, what I mean is what you gave me was a steaming pile of... Pimp-Lo!

Okay. There's something that you should know.

Uh, Beca... is on her period. Wow.

Oh, it's shark week? Hot damn. Bum-bum.

Y'all keepin' it one hundred. That's my moms right there.

You know what it is. Mm-hmm.

Still menstruating? Hmm. Okay.

If you could just excuse us for a second.

What are you doing?

How can you take his side?

Sides? Well, we...

Why are we always talking about sides?

Okay, it's our job, brah.

We're producers.

We bring his vision to life.

Damn! That's poppin'!


I did it.

I finally quit my job.

And I'm free, I'm free. I'm never going back to that job again.

It's the best day of my life. I mean, I can't be a music producer without integrity.

What's up?


Wait. S... Something's wrong.

Your face is more pinched than normal.

I... I finally did it.

You got back together with Jesse?

No! You know the long-distance thing didn't work.

He lives 3,000 miles away with his girlfriend and their cat.

Oh. He got over you much quicker than what I thought.

Oh, thank you, Amy. Much faster than Bumper, who is rightfully still devastated.

You know he got a tattoo of me on his butt cheek?

So now, every time he wants to see me, he's like...

He's just...

Okay. Um... That made me dizzy.

Wait, what's up? I quit my job.

You got fired? Oh, come on.

All right. I... I didn't get fired.

I quit. Come here.

You're kind of making it worse.

Let this negative energy be released!

Seriously, open your legs. It'll come out quicker.

No, no. It'll come out quicker, the bad energy. Why do you do this stuff?

Okay, seriously. Why are you like this?

You're gonna come back from this so fast. Mm.

You know why? Because you have an amazing best friend.

Is that you?


Okay. And also...

You need to pay the rent.

Just a little.

Uh, every month, we have to do it. Ugh.



You could get a job, you know.

Beca, you're in shock.

You need something to eat.

Yeah. Just sit down.

Not these, though. They're mine.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Chloe!

Why aren't you guys ready?

Why are you wearing that?

What? Did you wear that to work?

Yeah, underneath my scrubs.

Well, sweetie, why?

Because it reminds me I was special once.

But also because tonight is, you... you know... the Bellas reunion at the Brooklyn Aquarium.

Hello! That's tonight?

Aw, yeah! You know what?

I will take it. I need a distraction anyway.

Yeah. Yes, you do! Whoo! I love it. Here we go!

What happened?

She got fired today. No.

Hey, Stacie. Oh, my God!

Finally! Aw. Good to see you.

What's up, pitches?

Hi, Beca.

I missed you guys so much.

I can't wait for us to sing together.

I'm so excited.

Hey, ladies.

Let's crush this.

Hello. Stacie!


Hey, Bellas.

Hi! Hi!

Thank you so much for inviting us.

Of course. So, what do you want us to sing tonight?

A little "Who Run the World," some "Bulletproof"?

You didn't tell us what the crowd was, but I, um... What's she talking about?

I brought this, just in case.

Oh, God. Our voices are warm.

Um, we didn't invite you guys to sing.

We invited you to... watch us sing. Watch.

Aca-scuse me?

I just thought you guys were so busy with your... your awesome jobs and amazing lives.

Papaya Player's Delight?

With a shot of white privilege.

Oh. Hey, baby.

Mayday! Mayday!

We're going down!

Welcome to my successful one-woman show.

"Fat Amy Winehouse."

I'm a sexy star With a dirty secret No! This is my corner!

You hear this club banger? I quit.

Yes, Lord!

Move, move, move!

I hate my life.

You know, you've got these great jobs, right?

I have one of those. Yes.

Okay. Great.

I am such an idiot. I'm sorry.

Coming up next, the Barden Bellas.

Yeah, okay. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

Well, we should probably go get ready.

But you guys, I'll, um... I'll see you guys?

After? Okay. Totally.

All right, maybe. Bye, guys.

You're gonna have so much fun.

Fired twice in one day.



Could dress up to get love, But guess what I'm never gonna be That girl Who's living In a Barbie world Ooh Could wake up in makeup And play dumb Pretending That I need a boy Who's gonna treat me Like a toy No I know the other girlies Want to wear Expensive things And diamond rings No, I don't want to But I don't want to be A puppet that you're playing On a string This queen Don't need a king Oh, I don't know what you've been told, but this gal...

They're so bright and shiny.

They look like they was all breastfed.

Because I want to be, No, I don't want to sit still Look pretty You get off on Your nine-to-five dream Of picket fences And trophy wives But no, I'm never gonna be 'Cause I don't want to be...

Does your vagina suddenly feel not tight?

Sure, I'm a pretty girl Up in the pretty world But they say pretty hurts And I don't want to I'm a pretty girl Sit still Up in the pretty world Still, still Sit still, look pretty No, I don't want to Sure, I'm a pretty girl Sit still, no Up in the pretty world I don't want to But they say pretty hurts Sit still, no...

They all definitely have boyfriends.

I don't want to sit still Sit still, look pretty No, I don't know What you've been told But this gal right here's Gonna rule the world Yeah, that is What I'm gonna be Because I want to be No, I don't want To sit still, look pretty You get off on Your nine-to-five dream Of picket fences And trophy wives But no, I'm never gonna be 'Cause I don't want to be No, I don't want To sit still, look pretty

Oh, my God, you guys, that was so much fun!




You know, we could just start singing right now.

Lilly could lay down a beat.

We already look like the B-team Bellas.

I say we cut our losses.

You guys!

You guys, I am so sorry.

I realize I should not have used the word "reunion."

I should have said that it was an excuse to see each other.

I really didn't think that out. I'm sorry.

No, no, no. You guys were so great.

And this was a really nice chance for us to get together.

Right, ladies?

Yeah, sure.

Oh, yes, really great.

Thank you so much.

I was supposed to go to my brother's wedding, but this is nice, too.

Bellas, a toast.

There! Toast! Yay!

To the most amazing group of women I have ever known.

I would do anything to sing with you guys again.


I mean, really, I could just crap myself!



Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm having a crazy idea.

Okay, I've mentioned that my dad is in the Army and, like, basically killed Osama bin Laden, right?

Some new information in that sentence, but okay.

What I mean is, he's kind of a big deal in the Army.

And every year, the USO puts on this performance to entertain and support the troops.

And this year, DJ Khaled is hosting.

He's got, like, a gazillion hit songs, and he's super famous.

I saw him on a tax commercial.

What if I could get us an invite?

To sing?

No, to run military dark ops.

Yes, of course, to sing.

Is there a competition?

There should always be a competition.

Oh, um... well, well, no, but... let's sing together again.

And... and maybe I'll see my dad.

Or maybe I won't, you know, because he has something really important to do.

Or maybe I'll be the most important thing in his life this time.


Who's with me? Me. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I suddenly have a lot of free time, so hell yeah.

Well, I just got kicked out of flight school for killing 300 fake people.

I hate fake people. I hate a fake bitch.

Can you fly when you're eight months pregnant?

What? No.



That's... that's eight months pregnant?

You guys didn't notice?

Well, congratulations. Oh, my God.

I mean, I'm so happy for you. Amazing!

Do you know who the father is?



Happy accidents.

Okay, well, Stacie's out.

So I guess, Emily, you're in.

Oh, yeah. I'm in for sure.


Was I not always in?

Oh, no, no, no. Of course.

Oh, cool. I... Okay.

Hola, senoritas.

Where'd you guys even come from?

A little town called Persistence, sweet cheeks.

That's right. Here, here's the thing.

Look at this, ladies.

All-access passes.

We're tall enough for all the rides.

You can run, but you cannot hide.

This d'aca'mentary is happening!

We're gonna film this whole thing.

It's gonna be beautiful.

We're making a beautiful d'aca'mentary.

In fact, we gotta set up.

Where are we gonna set up, John?

I want to give you the...

Papi chulos, straight ahead.

Welcome to Spain, Bellas.

A few important things to note before we begin.

Grab your luggage.

All right, thank you.

You always want to stay 25 feet...


...very sharp. We do not want you to impale yourself.

I hope you all heard each and every word, or else you might very well end up dead.

Ladies, I'm messing with you.

On behalf of the Department of Defense, we would like to welcome you to Naval Air Station Rota, Spain.

And a sincere thank-you for coming out to entertain our troops and their families.

We're excited for this tour.

My name's Chicago. Over here to my left is Captain Bernie, who we like to call Zeke.

Ladies. We're gonna be with you the whole tour as your escorts and security details. Question.

Will we all be showering together?

Uh, first up is a sound check.

We'll have you back to the hotel by 1430.

Maybe hit the rain locker, back here for the big show at 1700. Yeah.

1700... is that, like, later than the night?

It's 5:00.

Okay. Whatever.

Okay... Yep. Question, question.

Um, so this is the first base.

Will we be going to second base with you guys?

And then, maybe a few days later, we'll go to third base?

That's a "no" for me, so...

Wait, what's after the third base?

Why don't we get you to your first venue?

Come on.

All right, well, we are really excited to have you here.

Right now we're in Hangar Three.

This is where we keep all of our helicopters.

Of course, now we've got the big stage built up for the tour.

So, on the tour, we've got three bands.

Over here, we got Saddle Up.

This is Young Sparrow and DJ Dragon Nutz.

And behind me is Evermoist.


And check it out. DJ Khaled just rolled in.

Let's set the stage, all right?

Let's get ready before... We should turn around and shoot into it. ...the Bellas out.

Hey, guys.

Come say hey to the new group.

Yo. Oh.

Hello. We're the Bellas, formerly of Barden University and currently of life.

Ladies. Howdy.

Ladies, I want to give you a little forewarning.

My man's social anxiety, when he's not behind the turntables, it's kind of crazy.

So be easy, all right? Hello.

Hello Is it me you're looking for?

Right on. I'm Calamity.

This is Serenity, Veracity and Charity.

Hey. Hi.

If I joined your group, I could be Obesity.

Get it? Oh, if you're wondering, our presence here has nothing to do with... Nothing.

...the nationally televised "Salute to the Troops" special where DJ Khaled is going to pick one group to open for him at the end of this tour.

That was a lot of exposition.

So there is a competition.

I knew it.

And so there is. Idiots!

What, do you think we care about just watching you guys?

It's a competition! Hello!

You guys just sing other people's songs, right?

Like a cover band. No, no, no, no.

No. Uh, no, no, no. Uh, well, actually, Emily writes original songs for the Bellas.

I mean, I don't really do it anymore.

I kind of did that one, and then I...

Hey, hey, hey, hey. You with us or against us?

And it was one of your dads who gave you the spot on the tour, right?

Oh, my God. Um...

Ooh... Guys, stop.

They just don't like sharing the spotlight, so they're trying to intimidate us.

Let's just take the high road and do what we do.

You thinking what I'm thinking? What are you thinking?

A riff-off.

That's not what I was thinking. A riff-off!

Wait. Yes. A riff-off! Yes!

What is a riff-off? Yeah.

A riff-off is a little game that we like to play to see who's better.

Mm-hmm. We start with a topic. Um...

Let's say "party songs." Nice.

Yeah, and then we lay down a beat.

Oh, yeah, bring it, Bellas!

Oh, go, ladies.

I'm comin' up So you better get this party started I'm comin' up, I'm comin'

I'm comin' up, so you Don't you dare look back, Just keep your eyes on me I said, "You're holding back"

She said, "Shut up And dance with me"

Give me that toot-toot Let me give you That beep-beep Running her hands Through my fro Bouncing on 24s While they say on the radio It's the remix to ignition, Hot and fresh out the kitchen Mama rollin' Rollin' in my 6-4 With all my Bellas saying Swing down, sweet chariot, Stop and let me ride Hell yeah Swing down Sweet chariot, stop And let me ride Let me ride...

Is that feedback?

Yeah, so you guys saw what we did there, right?

Yeah. So... it's singing.

No, well...

We just took the last word of the old song and matched it with the first word of the new song, but you stay on tempo, stay on beat, stay on pitch and, of course, keep it in the relative key. That was great.

That was really well done. Yeah.

Okay, okay.

Round two.

Let's keep it simple this time.

What about...

"artists you didn't know were Jewish"?

Mm. That was crazy.

Let's do this. Okay.

Oh. Mm-hmm.

Oh I wish that I could fly I could fly So very high Very high Into the sky, yeah Just like a dragonfly I want to, I want to I want to get away Yeah, well, get away, then.

I want to fly away Yeah, yeah, yeah I stopped using my head, Using my head Let it all go Got you stuck on my body, on my body like a tattoo...

You can't use those sticks. Yeah, you can't use that.

We like to keep it strictly oral.

Coming back to you You can call me any day or night Call me You're not on the same team.

I just figured out what he reminds me of.

Ronald McDonald. Separate teams!

Call me Call me Oh, love Love me harder Oh, okay.

And if you really need me You gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta Got to love me harder Gotta love me harder Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Love me, love me, love me Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Harder, harder, harder Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh If I were a boy What? What the...?

Even just for a day Beyonce's not Jewish.

Okay, you guys aren't even in a group.

I'd roll out of bed In the morning and throw on What I wanted and go Hey, guys, still need that level check for vocals.


Hey, hey, hey, we're not done yet.

Oh, baby, we're just getting started.

Come on, we gotta do this.

We gotta think of something.

All right, next category.

"Zombie apocalypse."

Another head hangs lowly Child is slowly taken And the violence Caused such silence Who are we mistaken?

With their tanks and Their bombs and their bombs And their guns They can't use the... the drums.

In your head, in your head They are crying In your head That's a guitar, man.

Zombie, zombie Zombie-ie-ie...

What doesn't kill you Makes you stronger, Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely When I'm alone Th... They're singing together?

Makes a fighter, Footsteps even lighter Doesn't mean I'm over 'Cause you're gone I'd catch a grenade for you Yeah, yeah, yeah Throw my hand On a blade for you Yeah, yeah, yeah Jump in front of A train for you...

What are we gonna do? We have to do something.

What? We have to do something.

I'd do anything for you Yeah, yeah, yeah But I'm only human And I bleed When I fall down I'm only human And I crash And I break down Your words in my head, Knives in my heart You fill me up And then I fall apart Wake me up When it's all over Zombie-ie-ie When I'm wiser And I'm older Yeah, yeah, yeah All this time I was finding myself And I...

They just disqualified themselves by using musical instruments. Good job.

We won, guys. We should go.

Whoo! We won! That's not entirely accurate.

We didn't break any of the rules, so... Let's go.

We won.

Bellas are doing what they do best, quitting.

Here's the problem, John.

The Bellas are not as good as the other bands.

That is a startling insight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah! Whoo!


How do you say it... "Where is the bar"?

¿Dónde estála barra? Oh, it's so cute.

"¿La barra?" Barra. Barra. Smells so nice.

So nice! Oh, you're so beautiful.

Okay, stick with me, 'cause I know so much Italian.

Okay. Gelato. Margherita.

Ravioli. Amy, we're in Spain.


Emily, is it true what you said back there?

Are you really not writing anymore?

Well, not... I mean, not right now.

Anyway, I've got 21 credits that I'm taking this semester. The GRE is coming up.

It's right around the corner. Uh, and...

I got a hamster now.

Aw. That's amazing.

Well, don't give up. My dad always says, "Age wrinkles the body, "but quitting wrinkles the soul."


Three... How about those Bulls?

Gotta love those Cubs.

And the deep dish pizza, 'cause it's so... deep.



Yeah, I'm actually from Georgia.


So, what's your story?

Why are you here?

Oh, boy. Um...

Long story short, I was in the NG, but my CO recommended me for OCS after, uh, AIT.

Then came OBC and RTB where I, uh, was the, uh, DG of my class.

It's... I don't know.

Sorry. Um...

I joined the National Guard.

They helped put me through college.

I spent about a year stationed in Kabul.

Uh, actually overseeing a canine unit over there.

We trained German shepherds, we trained pit bulls...


I love dogs.

I love animals, in general.

Animals are cute. You're cute. I mean, what?

What about you? Me? Me.

Uh, shorter story...

I was in a singing group in college, and then now I am still in that same singing group, but not in college.

But you're committed. I am committed.

That's great. Yeah, I love commitment and being committed. Yeah.

Not to, like, an asylum. Whoa.

Or, like, a hospital, like, I'm not saying...

Yeah, no, I know. But, like... just, I like...

I love love. I love being committed to love.

Not to you, but to, like... I love, um, like, oranges. I love...

Hey. Uh, girls?

We have separate rooms. We don't have to sleep on top of each other anymore.

What? Hey, that's great.

Um, not sexually.

There was that one time.

Stop being so loud.

Yeah. No, yeah. Oh, that's what I want.

Uh, no, that's the molasses one.

No, you're not gonna like that one.

This one. I don't want molasses.

Okay, you guys, so we've never competed against bands that play actual instruments.

What's the plan?

I really think we should just stay true to ourselves, and it will all figure itself out.

Emily? Please hear this in the best way possible.

You're a very stupid person.

You know what? Maybe it won't matter if we win or not, because they will like us so much that they will invite us to keep touring with them.

And it won't matter if I get into vet school because we will be together as a family, supporting each other.

And really, isn't that what it's all about?

Yes. Yes.

Yeah, except for all families break apart, and the only person you can ever truly rely on is yourself.

All right, time to drop a smash.

What? Oh, no, no, no.

Think it's a whole album. Oh, no, no.

Everybody needs A little time away I heard her say From each other There now, Sir Bounce-a-lot.

You take good care of my Turnip Top.


Well, it's a big night for the Bellas, Gail.

First stop on the tour, Rota, Spain.

Here we go.

Young Sparrow!


Girl, don't keep me Waiting now Need you to shake it, Turn and break it down Yeah, you know You got 'em now Got, got 'em now They're so... dope.

You guys, this is the first time we're performing together in three years.

It's gonna be so much fun. Let's do this.

You're my only temptation, I'm too gone, I'm too faded I've two shots, So don't place that workout Now can I hear you Say whoa now?

Let's party, girl...


Uh, hola. Um...

Uh, excusez-moi. Bonjour. Ciao.

No hablo... Inglese? Konnichiwa?

The... Sa-na-ma-na-ma?

You're English. Hi.

That's right. I saw you do the, uh, sound check, um, thing that you guys... Yeah. The riff-off thing.

Riff-off. Yeah. I don't know why we keep challenging people to those.

We... we don't ever actually win.

Oh. Do you work for the USO?

Uh, no, I... I work for DJ Khaled.

Sorry. I'm... I'm Theo.

Hi. I'm Beca.

Nice to meet you. How you doing?

Sorry, you are a...

Oh, I'm a... Music executive?

...music exec at Khaled's label.

Really? Yeah.

What? No, I... I... I work with music executives, and you... they... they don't look like you.


What do I look like?

A turtle.

Well, that's in... incredibly specific.

But, like, you literally look just like that.

No, no. It's accurate.

You said you work with music execs.

Oh. Yeah. Um, no, I'm a...

I'm a music producer.

I'm sort of freelancing right now.

Oh, and I sing for fun.

I'm interested to see the Bellas in action.

Yeah, maybe we'll even open for DJ Khaled in the end.

You don't think you'll open for Khaled?

Uh, no, I... I... I didn't say that.

Yeah, you did. You did. You just said it before.

You kind of implied it, if anything.

Well, I just... I could just tell him that you sing for fun, if you like.

No, I... I was just trying to... I... I'm...

I'm gonna go now. I'll see you later, but I'll be watching.

Okay. Good luck. See you.

What was that? That was so much eye contact.

One, two, three, They gonna run back to me

'Cause I'm the best baby That they never got to keep One, two, three, They gonna run back to me They always want to come But they never want to leave My ex's and the oh-oh-oh's, They haunt me Like gho-o-osts, They want me To make 'em all, all, all They won't let go, Ex's and oh's

Thank you, Saddle Up.

And now, one of the hottest new groups on the scene.

They are Evermoist.


Who came up with that name?

My bum crack's a bit dry.

Does anyone have an Evermoist towelette?

My grandma's in a band right now. Nevermoist.

Oh, God.

Step one, take These pictures off the wall Pick myself up After the fall, the fall I'll be better off After all When the pain's A hundred proof There are ways To change the mood It's good, you're getting it Like you should And Mr. What's-His-Name, But they're all the same Mr. What's-His-Name I'm gonna smile When it hurts Going out tonight With all of my girls Party till I can't See straight This is how...

Wow, they can really shred.

They're better than Saddle Up even.

Yeah, okay. So they're pretty and polished and sexy and, like...

I don't know, I was just listing stuff, and now I'm sad.

Hey, you guys are up next.

Oh. Good.

Great. I'm glad.

I'm gonna find someone new Somebody to love me The way you loved you Can't you tell I'll be okay?

This is how, how, how, how it works

Thank you so much.

We are Evermoist.

Oh, wow!

Who doesn't want to see that on "Salute the Troops" next week, huh? Keep it going.


Hey. Hey. How y'all doing?

Uh, we are Evermoist.

And now, an a cappella group with a few YouTube clicks.

So, put your hands together for the Bellas.

The Bellas reunited finally onstage.

They're gonna rock these troops with their mouth music.

And, as predicted, Gail, the Bellas are in over their heads, lost in a sea of seamen.

Up with it, girl, Rock with it, girl Bellas!

Show them it, Girl, bada-bum-bum Bounce with it, girl, Dance with it, girl Get with it, girl, Bada-bum-bum Come on, come on, Turn the radio on It's Friday night And it won't be long Gotta do my hair, Put my makeup on It's Friday night And it won't be long Till I hit the dance floor Bada-bum Hit the dance floor Bada-bum I got all I need No, I ain't got cash, I ain't got cash But I got you, baby Just you and me Baby, I don't need dollar Bills to have fun tonight I love cheap thrills Baby, I don't need Dollar bills To have fun tonight I love cheap thrills I don't need no money You worth more than diamond, More than gold As long as I keep dancing Free up yourself, Get out of control Me and you, girl, You and me Drop it to the floor, Make me see your energy Because Me no play no hide-and-seek Wanna see the thing you have That make me feel weak, girl I don't need no money You worth more than diamond, More than gold As long as I can Feel the beat Make the beat Just take control I don't need no money More than diamond, More than gold As long as I keep dancing Free up yourself, Get out of control Baby, Baby, I don't need Dollar bills To have fun tonight I love cheap thrills Baby, I don't need Dollar bills To have fun tonight Cheap thrills I love cheap thrills I don't need no money You worth More than diamonds, More than gold As long as I can Feel the beat Go on and make the beat Just take control I don't need no money You worth More than diamonds, More than gold As long as I keep dancing Free up yourself, get out of...


Tough blow. What was that?

That, my friend, was "Taps" from the back of the house.

Salute, salute. We have to salute.

Stand at attention. This is "Taps."

It's to honor fallen soldiers, and tonight, it's the fallen Bellas.

Look at this. Those girls don't even know what to do.

They look like idiots.

This is the best thing for the movie.

It couldn't be better.

Should we be considering using instruments?

Is that crazy?

Oh, that's so funny.

You know, I'm gonna pretend that you didn't just say that so we can still be friends.

If we had drums, then we wouldn't need Lilly, and if we had bass, then we wouldn't need me.

And we're still not clear why Jessica and Ashley are even here.

D... Did they just say our names?

Don't be stupid.

You know what? I have an idea.

We just need to show DJ Khaled that we are different and better than all of those other bands, you know?

I think we did great.

I just think the horn cut our vibe.

True that.

All right, ladies. Pick up your tits.

We're going out.

What do you mean, "going out"?

What do you mean, what do I mean?

We just sucked balls in front of DJ Khaled.

Listening. He's staying at that fancy casino hotel across the street, okay?

I say we all get up, we get dressed, we go over there, and we show him that we are not a joke.

Emily, I can't believe that a half-decent idea came out of your dumb mouth.

Thank you. Okay?

So let's get tarted up and... Tatted up?

Tarted. Yeah, yeah, tarted up. It sounds like "tatted up."

She means "tatted." She's the caramel tart.

She's a chocolate tart. You're the vanilla tart.

Thanks, babe.


Oh, "tarted." Oh, "tarted." "Tarted."

If it's easier, we'll just say "slutty."

Okay, let's get slutty. We'll dress slutty.

Okay, great. For attention.

Let's aca-rock this.

Yes. Like music industry slutty.

Are you ready? Let's go, ladies! Come on!

Okay, ladies.

I think we should split up. Divide and conquer.

You ready? Mm-hmm.

Let's rock it.

Lilly, come with me.

Let's go this way.

We've been expecting you.

Please be our guest in the high-roller VIP room.



I bet it all on 21.

The minimum bet is a thousand dollars.

Oh, okay, well, do you happen to have... seven ATM machines?

I'll stake her.

Hello, Sunshine.


General Douglas. What an honor.

General. Good to see you.

There's that guy. Hide. What?

Why are we hiding?

I don't know.

Dude, what is...

What is this about?

What are you guys doing?


Ain't that Mr. Eye Contact?

He knows Khaled, right?

We should follow him.

Okay, legacy, come on.

You guys, act normal, casual. Here we go.

- Great idea. Patricia, you know how worried I've been about you?

You shouldn't have run away.

You should've talked to me.

About what, the C-4 explosives I found in the cereal box?

Or what about the time you smuggled drugs in Sir Bounce-a-lot and I had to see him get torn apart by custom agents right in front of me?

Sweetheart, it was my profession.

What, being dodgy?

Well, that's one word for it.

I mean, yeah, I was a criminal, but I'm different now.

How'd you even find me?

Well, what do you mean?

I've been in hiding.

Ah, my darling girl, I've known where you've been for years.

Uh, it's impossible for you not to stand out in a crowd.

Yeah, why do I have to be so brilliant at every single thing I do?

Here, look. I've always kept this photo of you and me close to my heart.

We used to play together. We used to sing together.

We used to be a team.

None of this is happening, okay? But... but...

No "but, but, but." No!

But... darling.

I'm getting old, Sunshine.

I want to be a part of your life.


You always do this.

What? I'm not falling for it.

Not this time. What? Now, now...

Patricia, stop!

Please, Patricia, don't leave again.

No, wait, darling.

Stay with me, fellas.

Everybody needs A little time away I heard her say From each other Even lovers need a holiday Far away From each other Please, Patricia.

Come back.

Don't make me keep singing.

Act cool. You be cool.

We got this. This is big as a house.

Okay. Mm-hmm.


Beca. Hey. Oh, what are you doing here?

I was waiting for you. I don't... That's weird.

I saw you hiding behind the bushes.

No, I don't think so.

This is a really popular jumpsuit and hairstyle, so that wasn't...

Oh. You know what?

I see what's happened.

This is not my friend Lenny's suite.

That's embarrassing.

Oh, no, it's, uh, DJ Khaled's suite.

Is it?

Oh, I had no idea.

We're throwing a... a little party for him, if he decides to show.

You guys should hang out. You want to hang out?

Twist my arm. We'll do it.

Well, let's go. I'll give you a tour.

Great. All right, come this way.

Uh, Khaled, right now he's, uh, into this kind of feng shui, so he has a specific kind of arrangement to maximize his chi.

And, oh, Sunburst here is Khaled's juiceologist.

Ah, Theo, pardon my zesting.

Would you like a beet juice?

Your glands look frustrated.

In my country, beet juice was reserved for the king.

DJ Khaled is the king of the beats.

You know, like the... Beat King, 'cause he's the...

Oh, honey, that was... we didn't like that at all.

It's awful. I know.

Um, can you explain this, uh, terrifying situation?

What? What, my... the face? Not your face.

Um, the thing behind you. Oh, the apiary.

Oh, right, yeah, no, this is, uh, a portable beehive that Sunburst uses to harvest natural honey.

Doesn't seem like a disaster waiting to happen.

Yes, it can be.

Oh, Beca, I got to show you something.

You're gonna love this.


Yeah? Yeah.

I'll bring her right back.

Oh... yeah, just her.

Just borrow her for a second.


Ooh. Is that an AKG C-24?

Yes, it certainly is.

Incredibly rare.

Madonna, Beyonce, Joan Baez.

Oh, I'm happy for them. That's nice.

Yeah, the boss likes to be ready for whenever inspiration strikes him, so we have this setup here. Sure.

Yeah, must be good to be really, really, really rich.


You want to give it a go?

No. No?

Couldn't possibly.


We're coming to you live. Oh, that's nice.

Oh, we should've recorded that. Oh, she's a beaut.

What's this? Oh, this is just...

Khaled has a... a little loop going.

You want to hear it? Okay.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh Eh, eh Eh Eh, eh Eh Hey Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh Eh Eh, eh, eh, eh Eh, eh, eh, eh Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh Eh Eh, eh, eh, eh Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh I got to, uh... I'm sorry.

Khaled. Oh, okay. I...

Yeah? I'll be right back. Do you want me to...

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Carry on. Okay.

Go on. That's okay. I wasn't gonna leave anyway.

I'll be honest with you. Yeah, just destroy everything.

Okay. Okay.

Eh Eh, eh, eh, eh Oh, oh, oh, oh Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh Dad!

I knew that song would get you.

Whoo-hoo! Oh, yeah.

That's my girl.

I can't wait.

We'll travel the world in my yacht, stop at all your favorite places... the Atlantic Ocean, the Pacific Ocean... That would be great!

But I'm in the middle of a tour right now.

But that's perfect. I'll finally be able to see one of your performances.

Dad, you've never come to any of my performances.

Sweetheart, I've changed.

It's not the first time I've heard that.

But you're still my little Turnip Top, aren't you?

I promise I won't screw it up this time.

General Posen and I were wrapping up a, uh, clandestine operation.

In fact, I've just come from our classified briefing.

Oh, my God, so you were just with Aubrey's dad?

He was so excited to see your show.

It's just too bad that he can't make it.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, that's okay.

Yeah, it's... it's really okay. No, that's okay.

It's totally fine. You know, he's a busy man. Uh-huh.

That's right. And my dad always said, "Expect finite disappointment, and remember, "there's always more where that came from."

Oh, my God, Aubrey!

Someone open a window!

What is wrong with this door? I don't know!

Stand down!

Eh Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh

Checkmate, Bellas.


Oh, hey.

Heard you all really, uh, lit it up last night.

That's a great joke.

It's really funny. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, only a really sad version where there's no phoenix and just ash.

Sorry, I forgot where we were in the conversation.

Next time, when you're trying to impress DJ Khaled, try to have some dignity.

Uh, we never do anything with dignity, so...

Hey, where'd you go last night?

What, uh, you mean when you were burning down the hotel?

Dude, where were you?

Okay. I was with my father, all right?

Wait, your dad?

He's been trying to track me down for years, and last night, he found me.

Why are you running from him?

I wish my dad would pay attention to me.

Because my dad wasn't a very nice man.

So, when I was 18, I had to run away, which was a real bitch because of the chafing.

And now he has found me, and I don't know what to think.

I mean, I... I think that's amazing, and so should you.

I mean, it... it's... it's a crazy thing.

He's finally found you after all these years?

Now you can rekindle the relationship, and... and it could be even stronger than it was.

And maybe he was not a very nice guy before, but maybe he is now, and maybe he's amazing and wonderful and he wants... Okay, Emily, you are so shrill and inarticulate! No, no!

Hello? Oh, it's Stacie.

Stacie! Stacie's calling me on FaceTime.

You guys! Stop. Get over here. What, Stacie?

Oh, hello? Wait. Right over here.

Oh, hi, hi, hi. You guys!

Hi. Stace!

Where are you? Stacie, it's going terrible here.

Yeah, we getting our asses handed to us.

Guys, I had the baby.

What? Aw.

He's so cute.

She's a girl.

Oh, okay, then average.

What's her name?

Baby Fat Amy or Baby Fat Patricia.

You can choose. No, no, listen.

I know I've always been your favorite.


I named her Bella.


That is adorable. Oh, that's perfect.

That... Okay. I love you guys.

We love you. We love you so much. We miss you.

You guys.

She's so cute.

Guys, can we stop trying to win this tour and just sing together?

I mean, that's why we're all here, right?


But also, let's still try and win this thing because I don't know how else to live.

Ciao, Bellas.

Who wants to go to Italy?

Four countries in four days.

One, two... And then DJ Khaled will announce the winner when we arrive in France. Let's do this!

I don't like it I love it, love it, love it Uh-oh Uh-oh So good it hurts

'Cause I don't want it I gotta, gotta have it Uh-oh Uh-oh I can't find the words, I just go Well, these Bellas actually seem to be enjoying themselves, Gail.

I think it's possible the Bellas could be picked by DJ Khaled.

You can say that again, and I hope you won't.

Well, the soldiers are loving them.

Let's see if you can keep this up, girls.

All night, let me group ya Dance with me, Turn down for who, girl?

Another runner help us Step the moves up, yeah Bet that round Need a measure or ruler Celebrate life And I'll pay for it That Cavalli nice Next to my Tom Ford Yeah, party all night, Let's all aboard Let's all aboard, All aboard Whoo, whoo I don't like it, I love it And them other girls, They can't touch it Competition, That's a whole another subject I want to walk it out In public You a star, baby, Just go, let's go To the mansion Or the condo, let's go Perfect time, Gotta let it flow You know I'm watching, I'm watching Oh I don't like it I love it, love it, love it Catch me!

Everybody, catch me!

I got a little bit of your panties, but who hasn't?

Catch me. Yeah!

When I can't find the words, I just go

We honestly just are really appreciative for this opportunity.

We can meet DJ Khaled any time you want.

Yeah, no, absolutely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he... he's watching you guys.

Oh, yeah Hey.

I don't like it No, I love it...

I don't like it But I love it Ow!


I don't like it No, I love it Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah I don't like it No, I love it

Bellas! Make some noise for Bellas out there! Whoo!

What a fitting swan song for the Barden Bellas.

Yes, and as these young women approach 30 and cease to be of value as human beings, perhaps this is the bittersweet memory they will take into the bar with them.

Okay, welcome to the South of France.

We wanted to do something kind of special for you guys.

This feels like a group date on The Bachelor.

Oh, it's just so beautiful.

Yeah, thank you.

Not free.

Got it.


Um, hey, I just wanted to say thank you for... for this.

And for looking out for us on this trip.

And protecting the United States... always.

It's my pleasure.

Must be kind of lonely, always being away from your family, being in a different place.

Yeah, but being in the Army is kind of like having a second family, you know.

Well, yeah, of course you know.

I mean, you guys come together for your tour, and when it's over, you go your separate ways.

But you're always gonna be there for each other, right?

I mean, you're never really alone.

Wow, that was really cheesy.


I liked it.

You okay?

Oh, yeah.

Of course.

Don't hide your feelings from me.

We're like sisters, Aubrey.

It is "Aubrey," isn't it?


Well, to be totally honest, my dad was supposed to come to see us perform tomorrow, and I heard that he can't make it.

And he's never actually heard me sing with the Bellas, and now maybe he never will, so...

Dad? He's here!

What? Where?

That's my dad's yacht, the Fat Dingo Bitch.

That's what he always used to call my mum.

Obviously, he's come to see me perform in our last ever show!

My dad came!

Must feel aca-amazing.

They gotta be close to making a decision.

They film the special with DJ Khaled tomorrow.

And he needs an opening act.

Oh, look who it is.

Did you guys see the way they got off stage yesterday?

They literally went out of their way not to congratulate us.

They clearly just see us as a threat.

Oh, shit! Oh, my God.

You are so weird. Wow. Sometimes.

That's not fair. You seem very nice.

Can I borrow you for a second?

Yeah, great. Yeah? Come on.

You want to hold hands?

Nope. Cool.

Where are we going?

You remember when you burnt down DJ Khaled's room?

No, that was not...

I don't remember that. Back in Spain?

You were looking for Lenny, hiding behind the bushes, released the bees.

No, I think that... that was my sister.

I hate her. What?

DJ Khaled wants to meet you.

Why? Hey, boss.

Theo, my guy.

Magical ears.

Beca. H... Hello.

How beautiful. Oh, thank you.

So nice to meet you. ASAP!

Need a drink for Beca, ASAP! Have a seat.

Make yourself at home.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Yeah. Here you go, mademoiselle.

Thank you.

I hope you like cherries.

Beca, have you been talking to my guy, Theo?

Yeah, he talks a lot.

But I have no idea what's going on.

He doesn't actually give me that much information.

I thought maybe you could break the news.


On what?

I want you to open up for me.

Tomorrow night.


DJ Khaled.

Are you ready?

Seriously? Yeah.

That is great.

You are not gonna regret this. I...

The Bellas are gonna die. Can I go tell them?

I... I think you misunderstood.

Uh, what DJ Khaled's trying to say here is that he doesn't want the Bellas.

We want you.

What? The other day, when you was just playing around with the loop and you was singing and you was just...

I could tell that you was just playing around, but...

I seen something, I heard something, then I felt something.

Amidst the chaos, I went back in the room, and I pulled your recording.

Why did you do that?

Because I wanted to know what you could do on your own.

Beca, it's time to go to the next level.

I see it.

I'm DJ Khaled, aka Billy.

Who? I know these things.

That is so amazing.

That means the world to me, honestly.

But I'm part of a group, and we all have something special.

I respect that you love your group, but it's time for you to move on.

It's time for you to grow.

It's time for you to climb that mountaintop and reach the top.

And the group will be happy for you.

What Khaled is trying to say here is that you've really gone as far as you can with the girls.

It's time for you to now flourish on your own.

Independent... ly.

These ain't opinions.

These are facts.


Come with me a second.

Bless up.

Listen, I... I know it's a lot to take in, okay? Uh, yeah.

The label is gonna sign you, Beca.

The label's gonna sign you. They're gonna help you develop your own material as a solo act. Uh, yeah...

Th... This is very generous, but we're talking about my family.

I'm... I'm... I'm not interested.

It's a tough decision. I get that. No, it's not.

It is. It is.

It's a big opportunity for you. All right?

Look at me. Stop.

What are you doing?

Go home. Sleep on it.

You come back, and you tell me what you want to do in the morning, okay?

All right?

I'm... I really am sorry. I...


Your performance was incredible, Patricia.

So proud of you.

Thanks, Dad. How did you see it?

Were you on the base?

Oh, you know me. I've got my ways.

What a note to go out on, eh?

What do you say we leave tonight?

I would, but tomorrow's, like, the big televised event with DJ Khaled, and they're definitely gonna pick the Bellas to perform.

So I need to be there 'cause my talent compensates for the weaker members of the group, like Beca.

Tomorrow it is.

And you can go wherever you want to go.

Urban Outfitters?

You gotta think bigger, Sunshine.

A Caribbean tour.

Have you ever been to Martinique?

Or the, uh... the Cayman Islands?

The Cayman Islands? Oh, they're beautiful, just like my little girl.

Uh-huh. Right.

Dad, let me ask you, what was your favorite moment of the show?

Well, there were too many moments of greatness from which to choose.

'Cause my favorite part was the bit where I sang that duet with Beca, and then was on the top of the pyramid.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you were wonderful in that part.

God! There was no pyramid!

And as if I'd be the top.

And I know exactly what's in the Cayman Islands.

Yeah, I do. That bank account that Mum set up for me on my 13th birthday.

She said it was just a bit of an allowance, but...

I know she didn't want me to ever need your dirty money.

How much is even in it anyway?

A hundred and eighty million, give or take.

When am I gonna learn... to open my mail?

I'm done with you, Dad.


No, no, you're not.

We are done when I get the money.


Is this man bothering you?

Yes, he is. Yeah. Yeah.

Sir, step away from the Bella.

Patricia, all my accounts are frozen.

Good-bye, Fergus.

I tried to do this the nice way, Patricia.

You remember that!

So, do you know how to do this? How do you do this?

Pour the water over the sugar, and smash...

Do you guys know where Beca is?

Theo must have said something to her by now.

The show's literally tomorrow.

I know. Guys, if Khaled picks us, it'll be our last show together.

Bellas, a toast.

Ah, a Chloe toast. They say that... home is where the heart is.

But you guys are the homes that my heart lives in.

I am inside of all of you.

It feels so good.

Cheers. Cheers!

Cheers! Guys, I love you so much.

I feel like... Are you hallucinating?

Excuse me. Uh, are you the Bellas?

Yes. Oui, monsieur.

- Sí. My name is Henri.

Chicago sent me to take you to the USO reception.


Chicago never mentioned any reception.

Something about an announcement?

Oh. We won. Did we win?

Um, we need to find our friends, Beca and Fat Amy.

Oh, they are already there with Chicago.

Oh. Perfect.

Let's not keep this handsome Frenchman waiting.

Let's go. Shotgun! Ready?

I guess we should go. Let's go.

Hey, let's go. Henri?

Oh, yeah. Whoo! Sounds like music.

I am Florencia. Nice to meet you.

Na na na-na na-na Waste time with A masterpiece Don't waste time With a masterpiece You should be Rolling with me You should be Rolling with me, ah You're a real-life fantasy, You're a real-life fantasy But you're Moving so carefully Let's start living Dangerously Whoa, talk to me, Baby, yeah I'm going blind from this Sweet, sweet craving, whoa-oh Let's lose our minds And go crazy, crazy Crazy, crazy Ah ya-ya-ya-ya I keep on hoping we'll Eat cake by the ocean, baby Oh, la vache. The singing sounded very good.

Oh, merci beaucoup, Henri. Um, are we almost there?

Uh, yes. In fact...

'Cause it feels like we've been driving forever.

...we are right here.

Yay! Oh, great!

I don't know. I can't lift it.

I can't see. I can't see anything.

Why won't the shade go up? It's, like, stuck.

It's so dark out there. Can you guys see out yours?

No, I can't see. Well, this don't seem right.

Maybe we...


What was that?

I don't know. What was that?


What happened? Huh?

I don't know.

Hang on. You guys, are we...

Are we floating?

Why would we be floating? What?


You guys, I can't open the door.

What? The door's not opening?

It's the old van-ferry death-trap maneuver.

I should've seen it coming.

Oh, God. What?

Open it. Open the door. Help!

Does anybody's cell phone work?

Where's my cell phone? No service.

No service. There's nothing.

That's so inconvenient. Hell's bells!

We could scream on the count of three.

Okay. One, two, three.


Sir Bounce-a-lot.

- I told you we're through! I know.

But there are some people here who think you should reconsider.


How could you?

I swear to God, if you hurt any one of them, except for Jessica and Ashley, I will kill you!

I don't want to hurt anyone, Patricia.

The only one I wanted was you, but you weren't with them, were you?

Oh, well.

Plan B.

You have 30 minutes.

Come to the boat, or your friends swim with the fishes.

And I think you know I mean it.

Oh, I know you mean it.

Because you're a terrible person that does terrible things.

But there's one thing you're forgetting, Dad.

I'm your daughter.

Your nightmare blood, it runs through my veins!

Hey, Amy, um, I need to talk to you about something.

It's kind of important. Oh, yeah, just a sec.

I'm on a call. Okay.

You think you're bad?

You have no idea what I'm capable of.

I've graduated college.

I could do anything.

So say your prayers, 'cause Fat Amy is coming... for you.


So... which two of you are Ashley and Jessica?

- Ah, shit. Okay, so...

I have kind of bad news.

Uh, and I know you're gonna be fine. Uh, I know everybody's gonna be fine, but, like...


Um, w... well...

We didn't get picked, man. And you know what?

Like, screw them. It's not, like, the whole story.

There's... uh, uh, uh...

I don't know, I still feel like I want to tell you

'cause I think that, like, secrets are, like, the worst, right?


Yeah, it's the worst.

Let's go.

Go where?

Don't worry. We'll change in the cab.

Amy, what are we doing?

Why are we not calling the police or Chicago?

No cops. There's no time.

And if my dad sees 'em, he'll take off.

This is serious.

The Bellas could really get hurt.

Not on my watch. Amy, come on.

Look, I know my father.

I know his guys.

Some of them I know, like, really well.

And I know that boat.

We can do this.

Okay. What's the plan?

First up, I need you to pick up the pace.

This boat's not gonna row itself.

Okay. That's the ladder that'll take you up to the main deck where the Bellas are.

Do not let Fergus hear what I'm doing below.

Okay, giant distraction coming up.

You sure about this? Have I ever let you down?

Dozens of examples spring to mind, if I'm honest.

What? Yeah, you're very unreliable.

It's, like, one of the hallmarks of your personality.

I don't think we have time to unpack that right now.

Shh. I'll just see you up top.

Nobody's gonna die tonight, right?

Yeah. Right?

Yeah. Well, that doesn't help.

Okay. Okay, ready?

I've got my serious face on now.

Okay. It's time.

Let's do it.

Once we get the money, we sail directly to Sydney.

Unless she doesn't show.

Then things get ugly.

Ten minutes, ladies.

Guys, you know what we should do?

Where did you come from?


You weren't here before.

I've been here the whole time.

I'm just small.

Just... if we only have ten minutes left, I say we spend it doing something we love.

Let's go out like Bellas and sing one more song.

You want to sing right now?

I think we should sing one more song, though.

I don't know if I feel like singing.

Oh, my God. Guys, I just want to sing so bad.

We really think you'll like it.

You want to entertain me?

Knock yourselves out.

Nine minutes.

Let's make it a loud one, guys.

You are terrible at reading signals.

Come here.

Baby, can't you see I'm calling A guy like you Should wear a warning It's dangerous, I'm falling

There's no escape I can't wait I need a hit Hit me, baby Baby, give me it You're dangerous I'm loving it Ah, ah, come on Too high, can't come down You know that's exactly what you're gonna have to do.

You know I can take your head off, don't you?

What is the matter with you two idiots?

You act like she's human.

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under Yeah, they're not bad, are they?

With a taste of Your poison paradise Four minutes!

Don't you know That you're toxic?

It's getting late


Mikhael, my former jelly-wrestling coach, slash babysitter.

Do you remember me?

How could I forget the girl who gave me this?

You really shouldn't have put me in a time-out.

Let's dance.


Whoa. Easy, now. Easy.

Easy, now.

Come on. Yeah?


Nipple cripple!

Nipple cripple!

Take it.

This is way too much cardio.

Good old Dad.

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under With a taste of Your poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know That you're toxic?

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride...

Freedom...! Go, go!

Go, go, go!

Come out here! Amy!

Amy, come on! Amy!

Sweet baby Jesus!

Amy, let's go!

Amy, come on! Patricia!

Stop her!

Beca! Beca!


Hey, you've been a very naughty girl, Turnip Top!

Amy! Amy!


I rained hellfire!

The MPs arrested Amy's dad.

He's going to jail for a long time.

I'm gonna go meet them, all right?

Sit tight.

I have no idea what just happened, but if Khaled doesn't pick us after all of that, what are we doing with our lives?

Uh, I think Beca has something she'd like to share with the group.

Um, thanks, Amy.

Uh, yeah.

I was gonna say something earlier, but we were involved in a hostage crisis, so I just...

They picked her.

DJ Khaled and his team.

They didn't pick the Bellas.

They picked Beca.

So they... yeah, so they only picked her.

Yeah, but I said no because I feel exactly how you feel.

You guys are family, and you don't walk away from family.

Don't you want to make music?

No, I guess, but...

Beca, you can't say no. You've gotta do it.

Look, your real family doesn't hold you back.

They lift you up.

Kind of feel like I've been saying something to that effect the entire time. Oh, my God, Emily!

Smart people are talking right now.

Aubrey, don't, please.

It's... I... I won't do it. It's not important.

No, no, no. It's not that.

You know, I have to be honest with you guys.

Every time I perform in front of people, I feel like I'm gonna puke.

And I don't have to anymore.

I'm so happy.


No more puking. Whew!

No more puke. No more puke.


You know what? I think I might just...

I don't know, move to Mykonos and become a doula.

A doula? A birthing coach.

You gonna coach babies? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I'll be like...

"Come here, little guy. You can do it.

"There ain't really nothing to it.

"You can do it, you can do it. Come on!"

Ah... Now that gay people can serve in the military, I'm a join the Air Force and let them pay for my flight school.

I have my Abnormal Psych exam coming up next week.

But also, you're gonna keep writing so your life isn't filled with crushing regret, right?

Yes. Good.

Well, guys, a music career would interfere with my business, so...

Yeah, that little tiny juice truck you work at.

The juice truck I own and just secured capital to franchise.

Huh? Uh, what?

I didn't tell you guys? Congratulations.

Cool beans.

You talk?

Satan has finally left my body.

Hi. I'm Esther.

Wha... I have many questions.

You guys?

I think it's time that we go on with the next chapter of our lives.

It's time for us to move on. You know?

I mean, we're always gonna be there for each other because we're family.

And, I mean, I, for one, am very ready.

I got the call that I got into vet school.

You got in! Yes, I got in. I know.

No way! I got in. I'm a vet.


What about you, Ames?

You sure you're cool with this?

Are you kidding me?

I just found out I got $180 million to put into "Fat Amy Winehouse."

What? Yeah.

Wait, I could do more shows.

"Fat Amy Adams." "Fat Amy Grant."

Oh, that would be good for Christmas.

Would be great.

Beca. Don't.

I swear to God, don't make that face.

If you cry, I'm gonna cry. I swear.

I'm not gonna do this with you today, so...

I'm not doing it. I hate that face.

I'm not. Don't make that face.

This is my regular face.

You know how much I love you.

You just get out there, and you crush it. Okay?

You crush it so hard that your nips tingle a bit.

She loves hugs. Don't.

That's not funny. We should give her one.

Here we are.

The final show, the conclusion of the USO Tour in the South of France, coming to you from the Citadel.

What a gorgeous setting here tonight under the stars.

Isn't this beautiful? Doing a wonderful musical presentation in a bunker.

In the South of France.

I mean, it's so romantic here.

I've never been to France.

I hope never to come back.

Oh, no, it's not a place for you.

Oh, no, no. There's no good people here.

No, no.

On your toes, folks.

We're on in ten. First positions.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for DJ Khaled!

When I say "fan," you say "love."


Love! Fan!


First of all, I want to thank all the troops for coming out here.

It's about you.

We salute you.

We praise you and thank you.

But tonight I have a surprise.

I'll be introducing you to a new star.

A superstar.

Somebody that I have cosigned.

I introduce you to...

Beca Mitchell.

And here's Beca Mitchell stepping onto the stage, just as small as she was the day she was born.

You know, we've been following this little sprite-light lady for, I don't know, seven years now, I think.

We have been showing you her new life out in the real world, where she's out to take another perfectly good job from an able-bodied man.

Go, Beca!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Heaven knows I was just a young boy Didn't know What I wanted to be

I was every little hungry Schoolgirl's pride and joy And I guess it was Enough for me

To win the race, A prettier face Brand-new clothes And a big fat place On your rock and roll TV

But today the way I play the game Is not the same, no way I think I'm gonna Get me some happy What?

I think there's something You should know I think it's time I told you so There's something Deep inside of me There's someone else I gotta be Take back your picture In a frame Take back Your singing in the rain I just hope you understand Sometimes the clothes Do not make the man All we have to do now Is take these lies And make them true Somehow All we have to see Is that I don't belong To you And you don't belong To me, yeah Freedom, freedom I won't let you down I will not give you up Freedom Gotta have some faith in the Have some faith in the sound I think there's something You should know I think it's time I stopped the show There's something Deep inside of me There's someone I forgot to be Take back your picture in a frame Don't think that I'll be back again I just hope you understand Sometimes the clothes Do not make the man I will not let you down Hey...

Freedom, freedom Have some faith In the sound Have some faith in the sound, oh Freedom Freedom, freedom Yeah, yeah All we have to do now All we can do Is take these lies And make them true somehow Make them true All we have to see Is that I don't belong to you Freedom And you don't belong to me Freedom I won't let you down I will not give you up Gotta have some faith In the sound It's the one good thing That I've got I won't let you down I will not give you up It's the one good thing That I've got



Yeah! Whoo!

I love you guys so much.

I can't believe we finally got our big ending.

You got all that on camera, right, John?

Sure, I did.

This is confusing technology for a woman.

It's child's play for a man.

All right, because the red light was not on, so I just had to ask.

That was amazing.

You guys, it's like my dad always says, "Always give a hundred percent, "unless you're donating blood

"or getting a divorce." "Or getting a divorce."


Oh, I knew you'd make it.

Punching bag. Go!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

That's for being late.

Hi. I'm Esther.


You smell like Skittles. Can I taste the rainbow?

You can definitely taste the rainbow.

Mm, let's go to it.

Hey. You were great.

Aw. Oh, that's nice.

So you work for me now. Yeah, you're the boss.

That's cool. Yeah. I had some ideas, right?

I'm gonna be a real handful, I gotta tell you.

Oh, I realized that from the beginning.

Gail. John.

Who are we kidding?

It's just us.

It's always been just us.

Maybe we should just drop this facade between us and speak honestly about how we feel.

Oh, my.



I love you.

We have so much footage. How are we gonna edit all this?

Well, that's a problem. You just touch the one button.

No, no, I have to do a lot of buttons.

You make sure that the light's on.

I have the lens on. I'm just... Are you sure?

Well, that about wraps it up.

Let's see what we have in the can.