Pup Academy S1E5 Script

Oopsie! (2019)

Oh, hey, Pom-Pom.

I didn't see you there.

Hey! C-C for something.

It seems like you did because you literally turned the corner and ran right up to me.

Cool.

Oh, hey. Nice poster.

Thanks. I just got it. I love Dude!

He's my favorite actor of all time.

I L-L love him in the D-D Descendants!

Me too! I totally love that actor who plays that dog in whatever it is you just said.

He's, like, my total fave.

What's your favorite thing he's ever done?

Yeah. You know, that, like...

Yeah? Go on.

The one movie where he does stuff--

Morning, pups. Please report to assembly.

Listen up, everyone.

This is one of the most exciting weeks of the year.

When all you pups get to show off the special talents that make you special.

At the annual Pup Academy talent show.

So, shout out your talent to me, and we'll get you in the big show tomorrow, okay?

Eating homework.

Okay. Very good.

Salsa dancing.

Okay, that's always fun. Sure.

Synchronized peeing.

What are you gonna do?

Synchronized peeing.

Oh, I did hear that right. Okay.

Anyone else?

This is my big chance to wow Pom-Pom.

What does that dog do again?

The one Pom-Pom loves?

You mean, Dude?

The most famous alumni from Pup Academy?

Your favorite actor?

The one who... acts?

Yes!

Then... I do acting.

You do?

Really?

Yes, I do acting.

Corazon acting.

How would you know how to act?

Because Dude taught me everything I know.

What? You know Dude? That's amazing!

How come you didn't tell me that earlier?

Didn't want to brag?

Yeah? Well, my cousin's brother was in a kibble commercial with Dude.

Really?

My human was an extra in a movie with Dude.

No way!

Oh, yeah? Well, Dude is my... uncle!

Whoa!

I'm gonna guess this backfires.

Yeah, here we are We're always learning something new There may be ups and downs But we'll be comin' through So pay attention We'll pick up a thing or two Uh-oh-o-oh I'll be right by your side No matter what No matter what You got me day and night No matter what No matter what I'll always be there For you And I know You're there for me too And we got that bond for life No matter what No matter what I got you like that

Why exactly did you tell Pom-Pom your uncle is Dude?

I don't know.

I just wanted her to think I was cool.

Is that bad?

Of course, it's bad!

You're right. It's terrible! What was I thinking?

G-G for it's a good day!

I'll tell her the truth, right now.

Hey, Pom-Pom.

Hey, you!

I can't believe you know Dude!

I'm just so E-E excited and D-D delighted!

Must tell truth.

You're the most amazing pup in the whole school, Corazon.

Corazon.

-Corazon! -What?

The truth. Remember?

So, can you introduce me?

Yes! Yes, I can.

Really? Can you get him to come to Pup Academy?

Sure?

When?

Tomorrow?

-Really? -Really?

Yeah, really.

I'm gonna meet Dude.

You are the best.

Now what am I gonna wear? Let's see.

-That's too purple. -Corazon.

-This is too... -What are you doing?

You guys have to help me.

Wait a minute.

That's Dude in the poster?

Corazon, if you lend me your tag, I might have a solution.

Oh, awesome.

Sometimes it pays to be a stray.

Oh, I remember doing this with your dad.

We had fun.

How did you make hammering fun?

Oh, we found a way. Here you go.

Works every time.

-Rubber hammer? -Yeah, it's a classic.

Your dad always said his biggest talent was messing with his pops.

So, talent show time was always prank-filled around here.

I heard. Mom warned me so I could be prepared.

Oh, no. What have I done?

It's on.

Oh, no.

All right, what do we got?

-Oh, some treats, couple of tin cans. -Rico?

Who's asking?

It's Spark. From the alley two dumpsters over.

I've got a job for you.

What's the pay?

One day, one T-bone steak.

All you gotta do is not say a word, and...

Well, spit it out then. And what?

And just look exactly like you look.

If I'm supposed to be a big old movie star, why I gotta be hided and quiet?

How do I put this nicely?

You sound nothing like a famous, talented movie star.

We need you to be seen, definitely not heard.

Yeah. Sit, stay. Good dog. Whatevers.

Over here, Pom-Pom.

Ready to have your dreams come true?

Are you kidding?

I was born ready!

Oh, my gosh! It's Dude.

I can't believe it!

Breathe, Pom-Pom. Breathe.

I can't tell you how big a fan I am.

This is the best day of my life!

Okay, Mr. Dude.

We should get you back to your fancy movie star life now.

Wait. No. I have so many questions!

How did you get to be such a good actor?

How much do you love being in the movies?

Whoa! Seriously.

Enough with the questions already, cotton ball.

I'm getting a migraine here.

Rico!

He sounds totally different from in the movies.

Well... Yeah, of course he does.

My uncle... Dude, he's always trying out new voices.

Yeah. It's just what actors do.

Weird. I thought Dude would be way nicer than that.

Maybe he's just having a bad day.

Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

And for the record, no matter what he says, I think you're pretty cool.

I mean, you a'ight.

Well, yeah, we better go.

The deal was you wouldn't say a word.

She thinks you're her idol.

I'm being "idolitized"?

Whoa. I think I likes it.

Don't get used to it.

It's a one-time, one-day deal.

Do you want that T-bone or not?

Yes. But now that I think about it, I might just have a few other requests.

Excuse me?

Yeah. And if "yous" don't fulfill 'em, I think I'll tell everybodys that youse three snuck an outsider in to your secret school.

Pups, assembly is now starting.

Okay, Rico, sit, stay, and do not move.

Pups, I have a very big announcement.

Corazon, we have a problem.

We just confirmed that a very special alumni is coming as a guest judge for the talent show.

Rico is refusing to leave.

If anyone finds out we brought an outside dog into the academy, we'll be in big trouble.

"Chillax."

If anyone sees him, they'll just think he's Dude.

It's not like the real one's coming back now that he's all famous and stuff.

We got this. No problemo.

So, without further ado, it's our honor to announce our very special alumnist guest judge is none other than Dude!

How great is that?

Okay, I take it back.

This is a problem.

Haven't done that in a while.

Dude! It's so nice to have you back.

D-O-G!

Gruff. Charlie. Wonderful to see you all.

And wait, you must be Charlie's new apprentice.

Yes, this is Morgan.

This is so cool. I'm actually starstruck by a dog.

I know.

Yes. Welcome back.

We've got your favorite things ready in your dressing room.

Those special academy treats you love, triple-filtered toilet water.

Guys, stop. I didn't ask for that.

Look, I'm just Dude, Pup Academy alumni, lover of life, and excited to be judging this year's talent show.

But, hey, if you had one of those treats, I'd eat it, I guess.

I mean, if I had to.

Oh, yeah, here. Here you go, have a...

-Stuck. -You know what? I think I'm good.

Black tar on the hands?

Another prank war?

Yes. And I think I've finally met my match.

Rico?

What part of sit, stay, don't move a muscle did he not get?

I don't know. I'd say all of it?

Guys, chill. He's right over there.

I love this place.

Corazon, that's the real one.

We're missing the fake one.

Then we can chill, because he's right over there.

This way, my humble entourage.

Oh, no. We have to stop him.

Why are we still sitting here? Let's go!

Rico?

How did we lose him so fast?

He's not in here.

Okay, we gotta split up and cover more ground.

Spark, you take classrooms.

Corazon, you and I will take assembly hall and doggy park.

Ready? Let's go!

-I'm really proud of you, Grandpa. -Oh, thanks.

You probably helped turn a lot of good pups into great friends.

That's nice of you to say. Thank you.

Oh, look, a doggy door.

I love that. Oh, of course. Sticky paper, yeah.

"Puppy pile me"?

-That's classic. -Did I hear puppy pile?

Oh, no!

You got me!

You got me. Yes, you got me.

Morgan!

Pom-Pom was it?

I'm Pom-Pom!

I just saw your rehearsal.

I loved your energy.

Now did you choreograph that routine?

Yes! It's all Pom-Pom original cheers.

I really am your biggest fan.

I totally knew you were just having a bad morning at the lockers.

The lockers?

But... Well, I just got here.

There's Rico. The real Dude is with D-O-G.

There you are.

Good work on the fake voice.

It's time for you to bounce.

Excuse me? Have we met?

Move along, Dude.

Dang! You must be exhausted.

Let's take you to your dressing room so you can rest before you go on.

You know, eat that nice steak you keep going on about.

Steak? But I'm a vegan.

Very funny.

Seriously, Rico, get in the dressing room.

Wait. What? No, I think you're confused.

Hey, are these two bothering you?

Come on, guys, give the star some breathing room already.

Right this way, Mr. Dude. Sorry about that.

P-P Please don't forget about us, Dude.

-We love you! -Again, so sorry.

Don't bother the talent. Shoo.

I'm just so E-E excited!

Well, that was easy.

We did it. We're heroes.

Bad guy is locked up guy.

Yeah, we are sure that was Rico, right?

Pretty sure.

What am I supposed to do with this?

Yo, Mr. Dude, could you hook up a pup with a paw print, please?

Hey, no sweat, pup. But next time, maybe bring a treat.

Anyone else?

You complete me.

Stop. No, come on, don't stop.

Off you go, pups. You should be warming up your talents.

Dude, shall we get you set up in your dressing room so you can freshen up before the show starts?

Wait a sec?

A Dude here and a Dude there?

That's a little too good for one of Grandpa's pranks.

Well, here's your dressing room, old chap.

I'll let you get freshened up, and we will see you out there.

Sound good?

A dog of few words. Classic Dude.

All right, cut the baloney.

Who are you?

I am you. And I think we oughta keep it that way.

-Come here. -No, wait. Let's talk about this.

Help!

Well, that should hold him.

My fans await!

I'm telling you. I have no idea what you're talking about.

I saw two Dudes.

Yeah, there's two dudes in this room. Dude. Dude.

-Seriously. -Hey, look.

There's two Charlies and two Morgans.

Now there's two times two dudes in this room now.

No, Grandpa. Two dog Dudes.

Yeah. Here a dude, there a dude, everywhere a dude dude.

No, seriously, Grandpa. Something weird is going on here.

Can we just stop pranking each other for one second?

Absolutely, I apologize.

That's classic. The old "seeing double" distraction technique. Nicely done.

In fairness, I set that before I saw the two Dudes.

Okay. Oh, Morgan, the show's starting.

-Gotta open these curtains. -But--

Oh, no buts. The show must go on. So focus.

Welcome, pups, to your Pup Academy talent show!

Let's raise the woof up in here!

You know? Woof, like "roof."

Anyway.

Let's hear it for our special guest judge, Dude!

Go, Dude!

Yeah, that's me. From that movie.

The Discriminants!

Show me the respect!

Where did you leave Rico?

We locked him in the dressing room.

Where was the other one going?

The dressing room. Oh, no.

First up, put your paws together for Bite and Rotty showing us their fetchball talents off the field with this interpretive modern dance.

This should be interesting.

Well, it's certainly... unique.

You call that a talent?

Next!

To pee...

or not to pee!

Not! What a ham.

If I don't see something good soon, I'm outta here!

Now, show me what youse got.

Keep it goin'!

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

Is this guy serious?

Yeah, don't quit your day job.

Guys, this is getting scarier than herding sheep.

I started this, I gotta end it.

We need to find the real Dude.

Something is definitely not right.

Okay, next.

And you better be good.

Oh, thank goodness!

There was a dog who looked exactly like me.

I can't understand you.

B-B Best cheer ever!

D-D for Dude!

G-G Get off the stage!

Could somebody get me my earmuffs?

Dude! What's gotten into you?

I don't understand.

Stop! Stop the show!

Corazon?

You can't talk to Pom-Pom like that, Rico!

Rico?

Yeah, who's Rico? I'm--

A fraud. And you're not Dude.

What?

And he's not my uncle.

He's not? But you--

I made up a story because I wanted to impress you.

I knew it.

And then we brought this look-alike to school.

I did not know that.

I ruined the talent show, and you're insulting my friends.

And worst of all, hurting Pom-Pom's feelings.

Yeah, enough already.

If I ain't this "Dude," then who is?

I'm Dude.

And you were saying?

Corazon, this is very bad behavior.

I know.

Yes. Yes, it is.

But we all made mistakes when we were pups.

Oh, you know, Corazon, you didn't have to do any of this.

My favorite dog actor, a golden retriever, once told me your greatest talent is just being who you are.

So true.

But this is a talent contest, and I am not a motivational speaker.

So, for amazing cheers, Pom-Pom wins!

Whoa! I do? Give me a P!

P!

Give me an O!

You know the rest!

I win!

Wait a second.

You did all this for me?

Yeah. And I'm sorry.

I get it if you don't wanna talk to me again.

Actually, I think you're pretty cool, Corazon.

I mean, you a'ight.

She knows my name!

Wow. I guess...

I guess I got carried away.

That is an understatement.

I'm sorry.

And did you mean it?

The "best talent is being you" stuff?

I do. And I may just have the perfect job for you being you.

And a way for you to make this up to me.

Really?

What a show!

I hate it when it ends.

Well, time to get this lighting down 'til next year.

-Help me with the curtains, will you? -Okay.

I forgot!

I think the prank war is over.

Truce?

-Glue on the rope? -Yep.

-Any idea how to get down? -Nope.

-Classic. Right. -Yeah, right?

Okay, stunt double in position.

And action!

Whoa!

See? Like I said, everyone is talented at something.

This is 'cause of that thing with the dressing room, ain't it?

Maybe. But after this, we're even.

Okay, next up's the cannonball scene. Rico?

You're the cannonball.