Pup Academy S1E7 Script

Izzy Gets Busy (2019)

Morgan! Oh, hi, Izzy.

I've been looking for you all day.

-Me? -Yeah, you.

How do you explain this?

It's a brush. You run it through your hair to get the knots out.

No.

I mean, how do you explain this?

It's a dog biscuit.

It's the biscuit we made in Food Sciences.

Why are you feeding my dog?

How do you know I gave that to Corazon?

How do you know my dog's name?

Well, why would I feed a dog I don't know?

Always a treat, Izzy.

He's up to something.

My favorite part of the day: beating your humans home.

See ya later.

Bye!

Time to get home before Izzy notices I'm g--

Pom-Pom.

Hey, Corazon.

Corazon?

Corazon.

You're the most handsome pup in school.

Will you go to the Doggie Park with me?

Hey! Corazon!

What?

Hello?

I gotta get home.

Oh, no! The third whistle! I'm late!

Corazon?

Yeah, here we are, We're always learning something new There may be ups and downs But we'll be comin' through So pay attention We'll pick up a thing or two Uh-oh-o-oh I'll be right by your side No matter what No matter what You got me day and night No matter what No matter what I'll always be there For you And I know You're there for me too And we got that bond For life No matter what No matter what I got you like that

Bye, Corazon.

See you after school.

Izzy?

Just going to school.

Okay.

Why didn't she wake me up?

She never leaves without rubbing my tummy.

Izzy?

Izzy?

The whistle? I'm late!

What are you up to?

I really appreciate you covering for me today.

Where you going again?

Well, D-O-G hates the vet.

He's been refusing to go. But he's had a burr in his paw for a week, and it has to come out.

And where does D-O-G think he's going?

You ready for the best day off ever, pal?

You bet!

Okay. Time to go.

Now remember, you officiate the--

Fetchball game at 10:00 a.m. sharp.

Right. Also--

Kibble by noon or the pups go crazy.

Yes.

And then, Human Protection 2:00 p.m. sharp.

-Nice. -And I'll need to be the human.

And if you are really so worried about me looking after the place while you're gone, you should have made me a list.

Oh, I did.

Thank you for reminding me. Right here. This is it.

Oh, no, wait. That's my grocery list.

-Okay. -That's not it. It's here somewhere.

Oh, yeah, this is your list. Right here.

Are you kidding me?

That is all you do in one day?

That's everything you do in a day?

-Yeah! -Are you sure he can handle all that?

What did D-O-G say?

D-O-G has complete confidence in you.

Best man for the job... I'm paraphrasing.

-He did not say that. -Yeah.

I did not say that.

Seriously, Grandpa, how am I supposed to do your job if I can't understand a word the dogs are saying?

You'll be fine. Feel it, don't hear it.

And you'll understand more than you expect.

What?

See? There you go. I'm gonna go get my stuff.

You hang on to that list.

Be right back.

You finally convinced Charlie to go to the dentist for his sore tooth?

No!

Charlie hates the dentist. I'm tricking him.

Then where, exactly, does he think he's going?

Ready to go, pal?

Yes. And are you ready for the best day ever?

I sure am.

-Bye! -Yeah, have fun.

So, we still have a few hours before he have to go to the v--

What was that? The "Vvv"?

The "vishing." Yeah, fishing. Shall we?

Sorry.

Oh! Well, hello there, Corazon.

D-O-G?

Corazon! Yeah.

How're you doing?

That pup of mine is really up to something.

Fancy running into you Corazon, but aren't you late?

Yeah. Off to school, pup.

This is documentary filmmaking at its best.

Come on, let's go. Come on.

Start our day. Yeah.

It's gonna be relaxing.

How?

What?

What?

Whoa.

Okay, class, I'm Izzy, and this documentary just got really good.

I chased Corazon, he disappeared into a hydrant.

I found this tag that worked like some sort of magic key, I guess?

And now I'm at...

Wait. What is this place?

This is just like the old days.

Okay. Again?

Why would I say no?

Just like the old days.

Oh, you bet.

Here we go.

Oh, I've got an idea.

Let's take a break, shall we?

Is your paw bothering you?

What?

No.

Why would you say that? No.

Just felt like...

Getting some ice cream.

Ice cream is... Ice cream is bad for dogs. No, don't get ice cream.

No. Getting some ice cream for you!

Well, unless there's some reason you can't eat something cold right now, like a very sensitive, sore tooth, maybe?

Now, why would you say that?

No.

Ice cream would be fabulous.

Then great! Let's go!

Would love to have some ice cream.

You bet! Shall we?

Oh, great.

Oh, jeez. Oh, boy.

Are you seeing this?

The lockers look like some sort of doghouses.

They have garden hose water fountains.

Whatever this place is, it's off the charts.

And look at that.

These two dogs are wearing blazers, and it's almost like they're, I don't know.

I know this sounds crazy, but talking to each other?

I bet what they're saying is really important.

Turns out, Uranus and Mercury are both in retrograde.

And I'm a Sagittarius.

It's chaos!

Oh, wow!

Fascinating.

Very sensible.

Still got it.

What actually is this place?

I don't know, but class, I will find out.

Because that is what Project Puppy is all about.

Keeping you in the know.

Okay, pups, scrimmage!

Howlers against Growlers.

Morgan is our new ref, so take it easy on him.

That's an order. Ready, Morgan?

What? Are you talking to me?

Okay.

You all know the rules, no tail-grabbing.

Tail!

I'm not sure that applies to your own tail.

Unspecified.

Moving on.

No biting.

Hey!

No, Bite. I'm not singling you out, but I do have my eyes on you.

Game on!

Okay, pups, get out there and fetch.

Hut!

Okay, I'll just start up the launcher.

And fire!

Fire.

It's jammed again!

Oh! I really should have fixed that.

Well, that didn't go by the playbook.

Time out! Ref down.

Hey! Morgan!

How many paw-pads am I holding up?

There's four, but it's a paw.

It's always four.

There's your ice cream.

What's the matter, old friend?

Don't like your ice cream?

Oh, no! It's great.

Well, take a nice, big bite then!

Okay.

-So good. -And another.

You missed the bubble gum.

Oh, did I?

Hey, look at that fish jump.

Oh.

Whoa! You really wolfed that down.

-Yeah. -Want to get another one?

Oh, no. No, thanks. No. I'm good.

Look, what do you say we go to the doc--?

-What? -The dock... over there.

Remember? Going fishing?

Oh, right.

Yeah, let's do that.

Saber-tooth tiger, that hurts.

Whoa.

Whoa.


Corazon?

Eating again?

He gets lunch here, and he still begs for scraps?

This is relaxing, right?

Just two old friends kicking back.

No hidden agendas.

Nobody trying to get anybody to do something they don't want to do.

No.

Candy apple?

No. Thanks.

Gotta watch the waistline.

Go for a jog on the rocks?

No! I think I'm good.

Yeah, like I said, two old pals, young at heart, no ulterior motives.

Oh, yes.

You said it, friend. You said it.

-Hey, Morgan. -Oh, hey, Izzy.

Just wrecked my grandpa's fetchball launcher.

Gotta go fix it.

Izzy?

Morgan?

Wait. What?

What are you doing here?

I found this magic thing on the ground.

Then I followed my dog through a fire hydrant, which is a sentence I never thought I'd say.

Wait. What are you doing here?

I'm supposed to be here.

But you!

Followed my dog Corazon in here.

So, I guess, I'm supposed to be here too.

Well, you're not supposed to have this.

Okay.

But you have to tell me everything you know about this place.

All I can tell you right now is that you can't be here.

But I am here.

Maybe you're not.

Maybe this is just all a dream, and...

Doesn't even work a bit.

Not even a bit.

Look, if my grandpa finds out you're here, I am in huge trouble.

Well, I demand answers.

It's almost like this place is--

A super-secret school for puppies.

Very secret.

Like, beyond secret.

"O-M-Geez," that is so cool.

What do you teach here?

Is Corazon a good student?

He has a good heart.

He's failing, isn't he?

A really good heart.

Yeah, he's such a good pup.

Anyway, you gotta show me around. Please!

-Please! -Nope.

But I'll take you home later.

Get back here.

It's in the shape of a bone.

What are you doing? Are you crazy? You can't film this!

I don't know what you're doing for your special credit project, but I created my own video channel on the Wolfehead Web.

New video every week on how my dog, Corazon, spends his day.

And besides, why do you get to tell me what to do?

The world can't know about this.

Come on, pups! Let's go! Hut!

We have to hide you, fast!

Get into this. Quick.

Whoa! What is this?

What part of "quick" don't you understand?

Quick, change here.

Come on!

Pups! What did I tell you about running in the field?

That's right, do it! Hut!

Move your tails, let's see some hustle.

Come on, let's go. Move it.

Good. All right, pups.

Welcome to Human Protection class.

Oh, no! I forgot it's time for Human Protection class.

And I'm supposed to be in that suit.

What?

Just pretend to be me, and let the puppies do what they do.

Put it on!

Hurry!

Who do we protect?

Our humans!

And who do we protect them from?

Bad humans!

That's right!

Go!

Bad humans, like the one that's standing behind me right now.

-What am I supposed to do? -Ready, Morgan!

Hut to it. Hut!

Oh, no!

What are you waiting for? Get 'em!

Take him down to the ground.

Look at them chasing after me!

It's so adorable!

Oh, man! I love my job.

Good job, pups.

Class dismissed. Hoorah!

Where are we going now anyway?

Well, certainly not any place you wouldn't want to go.

The dentist?

The vet?

-I knew you were up to something. -I knew you were up to something.

All day with the ice cream and the cold soda.

Me? You, with the disc toss and the walk on the rocks.

Well, I am not, I repeat, not going to the dentist.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

There is zero chance I'm going to the vet.

Well, good. I'm glad we sorted that out.

Oh, my tooth is killing me.

Paw. So sore.

I can't believe we had to trick each other to take care of each other.

Look, I'll go in with you, if you go in with me.

Of course.

I'm your best friend, that's what best friends do.

All right. Let's just get this over with.

And if you're good, maybe you'll get a lollipop.

I like lollip--

Should we visit the chiropractor next?

No!

I'll go first.

Come on! Let's see some hustle! Hut!

Are you okay?

I am really sorry about that.

Are you kidding me?

That was one of the coolest experiences of my life.

What just happened?

Well, they teach pups how to be better dogs here.

And one of the classes teaches them how to fend off bad guys.

Whoa.

No time to explain more.

We have to get you out of here, and fast. Come on.

Hello.

Oh.

Looks like everything went okay.

It did, right?

Yes. Absolutely. Pretty much as normal as it gets here.

I mean, normal as usual.

Yes, very normal.

I found your tag over in the grass.

Whoa! I can't use the portals without that.

Lucky I had you to wheel me back, Charlie.

Good eye, Morgan.

You stepped up today. I'm proud of you.

You handled this school all on your own, and that's no small feat.

-I guess. -You guess?

You know, I was reminded today how very special our bond with dogs is, and without this school, it wouldn't exist.

And we wouldn't be able to keep this school going without you.

I wish your Dad was still here to watch you take this all on.

Me too.

I see him in you every day.

You make his memory proud every time you come here, Muffin.

I'll let you get away with that one.

Oh, I should probably get back before somebody wonders where I am.

Oh, absolutely. We don't want to blow the secret, right?

Nope. Okay. I'll get D-O-G home to bed, rest his paw.

Hey! What are you doing? I told you, you couldn't film here!

I filmed all that stuff before I realized how important this place is, which is why...

I'm deleting this.

All of it.

Wow, thanks.

And, I'm sorry about your dad.

That must be super hard.

You heard all that?

Whenever you need someone to talk to, you can talk to me.

Cool. Because I clearly can't talk to dogs.

You're not so bad, Muffin.

Hey! That nickname is also a secret.

And your secrets are safe with me.

So, how do we get out of here?

Yeah. About that.

You know how I rush to the bathroom a lot?

This is the Portal-Potty.

Come on.

Awesome!

Hey, Project Puppers!

This week's video is about what Project Puppy does all day.

"The Secret Life of Corazon."

I went deep undercover and have a mind-blowing exclusive.

So, what exactly does my pup do all day?

You're looking at it.