Samurai Jack S3E7 Script

Episode XXXIII (2003)

AKU: Long ago, in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.

But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me.

(SWORD CLANGING)

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law.

Now, the fools seeks to return to the past and undo the future, that is Aku.

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Watch out

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Watch out

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Gotta get back

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Watch out

Gotta get back

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Samurai Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Watch out

(CAPTIVATING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)


(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Ah.

(RUMBLING)

(LOUD SNORING)

(FLIES BUZZING)


Huh?

Why do I have this feeling that I am being followed, when I know it to not be true?

Hmmm.


(FOOTSTEPS STOP)

(FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE)

(FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE)

(CRASHES)

(GASP)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(CROAKING)

(CHIRPING)

(CROAKING)

(VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES)

(TWIG SNAPS)

(LEAVES RUSTLING) (GASPS)

I am beginning to grow very, very weary of this.

Oh!

(FLIES BUZZING)

It's you again!

Why are you following me?

Well?

(GRUNTS)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(SIGHS)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS)

(CHUCKLES)

I need not get upset over such foolishness.


(SQUEAKS)

(SWORD CLANGING)

(LEAVES RUSTLING)

(GROANS)

(ROARS)

(WHIMPERS)

(HONKS)

(HONKING)

(HONKING)

(HONKING)

Still hungry, are you?

Here. Take these and depart, that I may continue my quest unhindered.

(GULPS)

(HONKING)

I am guessing it will require more than berries to satisfy your appetite.

(MYSTERIOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Just a little closer to that mushroom, and soon we'll both be filling our bellies with fresh, juicy venison.

Isn't that right, my furry friend?

(SIGHS)

JACK: I told you, you have got to stop following me.

My journeys have taken enough of my energy.

The last thing I am in need of is another burden.

And plus, this mission has a very low survival rate for those not schooled in every facet of martial arts discipline.

(ROARS)

(CHUCKLES)

(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)


Wait!

In accordance with the map, the cave should be there!

That's it!

The crystal of Cagliostro.

My quest has finally ended.

The power of the crystal will return me to the past, to destroy Aku and reclaim my land.

(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

It seems we will be parting ways now.

(WHIMPERS)

Yes, I know.

I am sorry if I was at times impatient with you.

I feared you would somehow interfere with my goal, when you actually helped me achieve it.

Well, goodbye,

Wait! You must stay behind!

Please, go back.

Nothing can interfere with me reaching that portal!

(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

What are you doing?

No!

Please, stop!

(GASP)


(HONKS)

(INTENSE MUSICAL ACCENT)

I cannot believe what you have done.

I must sleep now.

Tomorrow, you will return to from where you came.

(SOLEMN INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(YAWNING LOUDLY)

(HONKING)

(HONKS)

(HONKING)

(HONKS)

(WAILING)

(WAILING IN DISTANCE)

(SIGHS)

(BIRDS COOING)

(RUMBLING)

(GASPS)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

She comes roaring out of nowhere

In a crazy street machine

She's pretty, pretty, pretty

But mean, mean, mean

I'm gonna help you, buddy

It's a real bad scene

But when that ride is over You'll be seven shades of green

Wild ride, she'll take you For a wild ride

In and out and up and down

Wild, Wild ride

Wild ride, she'll take you For a wild ride

Ride on high, don't get thrown

Wild, Wild ride

This ride ain't Got no...

(TIRE SQUEAL)

Wild ride, she'll take you For a wild ride

In and out and up and down

Wild, Wild ride

She'll take you for a wild ride

She'll keep your head a-spinning Like a hubcap on the road

And run your heart right over

(TIRES SCREECHES)

Burn rubber on your soul and laugh

As she goes rolling on

Funny thing about it is

You'll miss her when she's gone

Wild...

(THRILLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)


(WHIRRING)


(HONKS)

(PUNCHING)

(JACK SCREAMS)

(ROARING)


(ROARS)

(PANTING)

(FLIES BUZZING)

(MOANS)

(CRIES)

(WAILS)

(SOBS)

JACK: Ahem!

(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

It looks like there is a small village just over these hills.

We might find a warm meal and some shelter.

Watch out

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Watch out

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Watch out

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Watch out

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Watch out

Gotta get back

Jack, Jack, Jack

Samurai Jack

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Watch out