Samurai Jack S3E8 Script

Episode XXXIV (2003)

AKU: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.

But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me.

(SWORD CLANGING)

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law.

Now, the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.

Gotta get back

Back to the past

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Watch out

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Watch out

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Gotta get back

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Watch out

Gotta get back

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

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(FROG CROAKS)

(INSECTS BUZZING)

No, man. That's some magic type stuff.

You need to check out in the swamp.

WOMAN: Time traveling? The hermit of Boga swamp knows many of mystic secret.

ROBOT: Boga swamp lies exactly 2.7 kilometers due south of your current position.

Please take your complimentary map of the complete 40-hectare region.

For a holographic, topographical projection, Press enter when ready.

WOMAN: They say a twisted horn marks his doorstep.

The hermit knows.

Check the swamps, yo!

ROBOT: Press enter when ready.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(HORN BLOWING)

Who dares to blow my door horn?

I am called Jack. I am a traveler.

Hmm. Never heard of you.

I'm a hermit, after all, and I have little time for vagrants.

What is your business here?

I seek to travel back in time.

And I am told you may know of such things.

Time travel, hmm?

Come with me.

Thank you for your audience. I had hoped...

Quiet!

It occurs to me that we may be of some help to each other.

For I study the lore of ancient days, and it is here that I have collected artifacts and lost treasures, with links to mystic forces.

There is legend of powerful items That may serve us both.

Have you ever heard of the Titans?

Yes. The cosmic beings that sired the Gods of Olympus.

Quiet!

Before the birth of Aku... before the ancient gods, it was the Titans that ruled all things and Cronus was their king.

He understood the secrets of time and space and fashioned for himself three gems:

The eye of Cronus, to focus his vision of the universe or time.

Fists of might and ability, to grasp onto the cosmic essence.

With these, he alone held the power to command all eternity.

But as Cronus' power grew, so, too, did his arrogance and paranoia.

His appetite drove him to madness!

Until his own son Zeus rose to challenge him.

Cronus was dethroned and imprisoned in the cold depths of space.

He was stripped of his mighty gems, which Zeus cast earthward in hopes that they would be lost forever.

But, alas, with years of study, It is I who has discovered the tombs of these powerful relics.

And with the help of one such as you, we can unearth these treasures.

And with the magic of the gems, we can tear a hole in the fabric of time And mold a tunnel back to whenever you came from.

Come then, let us claim what you seek.

Unless, of course, you are a coward.

(GASP)

You are a fool.

You're taking forever!

We'll never get anywhere at this rate.

(CHANTING)

Vamonos, muchacho!

Now then, I'll worry about travel arrangements.

You just take care of the heavy lifting.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, no, young warrior.

I can only guide you to the challenge.

You must enter it alone.

(WATER DRIPPING)

What are you waiting for? Go and get it!

Come on, already!

(RUMBLING)

You better hurry up. This doesn't look good.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

You better get a move on!

I'll meet you out front!


(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

Quit horsing around and climb up here.

We've still got a lot of work to do.

(SCREECHES)

JACK: I think I can see our next treasure from here.

(SCREECHES)

Ah, the updrafts are too strong.

Guess we'll have to use the front door.

I'll stay here and watch the beast while you fetch the treasure.

And be quick about it! Grr! This thing gets cranky.

(SCREECHING)


(GRUNTS)


Whew!

(SCREECHES)

Nice going, young one!

Now, throw me the fist!

Come on, then! Two down and one to go!

(SCREECHING)


Ah, here's the portal.

The clock is timed to open at the crack of dawn.

The morn is nearly upon us.

The fist of might.

Our final treasure lies deep within.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(COUGHING)

Do it!

That's right, sunshine!

It's a door!

I'd start using it, if I were you.

Seeing how you managed to lose my rope.


Aah!

(COUGHING)

May I be of any assistance?

You can stay out of the way and keep your mouth shut!

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CHANTING)


(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Now, get him!

(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

Behind you!

He's right behind you!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Fool!

You were so blinded by your little quest for time travel that you couldn't see the truth right in front of your face!

Huh?

What's the matter?

Missing something, Aku?

The eye of Cronus.

No!

You have deceived me many times, Aku, but you have become careless.

Your lust to destroy me left you the blinded one.

And now, my trap is sprung!

Bah!

Insolent wretch, even without deception, without mystic weapons, you will fall against the powers of Aku.

(ROARING)

(SWORD CLANGING)

Aah!

Bah, I say!

Bah!

(GRUNTS)

(ROARING)


(ROARING)

What?

Aah! Ooh!

Aah!

Aah!

Now, let us test your enchanted steel against the power of the Titans!

Yah!

(WATER BUBBLING)

(CROAKS)

Bah!

Run, you cowardly shadow, for you know your destruction is at hand.

It is just a matter of time.

Watch out

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Watch out

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Watch out

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Watch out

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

Watch out

Gotta get back

Jack, Jack, Jack

Samurai Jack

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