The 's battle plan for Eizenhower D-Day was cakewalk compared to the preparation of Pam for our wedding.
By the time we wanted, this was the best we had.
A glorious afternoon of Wellington.
Gifts are another source of tension in marriages.
Husbands do not want to spend much as their wives.
Some of these guys knew they would have to drink
$ 300 champagne just to emulate.
One thing, one thing only asked this year and you did not answer.
If your wife asks you how your dress looks , never, ever say a flattery.
Flattery implies that she is big like an elephant and that she somehow miraculously he wants to reduce the size of a sheep.
She is coming.
I did not want to repeat the mistakes they committed my friends.
So only when married was really safe.
Really secure than I was doing.
Pam was sweet, fun, super- and libido the size of Australia.
By some miracle found my perfect partner.
Good afternoon everyone.
Simon and Pam would like to start saying some figures who have written for themselves with a little help from Khalil Gibran, an Arab poet who loves Pam.
Love one another, but do not ye love a fetter.
What there is a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
Give one another of your bread but eat not from the same piece Stay together, but not your too much.
For the pillars of the temple stand- separated.
Jumped a piece. What?
Oh, fuck. Completely forgot that shit have separate strings of the lyre and touch the same music.
Oh, my God! Lowe fainted.
Must be because of the Khalil Gibran.
See, most of these couples never married , That . This is marriage.
Except for him.
Soul denies that there can be better than his marriage.
Is she okay?
Harry, my godfather and my best friend.
Not very picky, loyal, cheerful, Loves sports, attractive in low light.
Well actually married.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
The sky of Berlin seemed to be about to cry the day I got married with Klaus.
Should have been my first sign.
The wedding almost did not happen, because usually, Klaus is always running late.
I was a shy student music when I met him.
He was everything I was not.
I need to close the registry.
This is not good. No, please, Have to do that today. We leave the country tomorrow.
Please only two minutes.
I would be happy to follow him until the end of the world that's what I ended up doing, when he was offered teach in Wellington.
My mother thought deeply repugnant , and so, of course, I found it irresistible.
Was not what his father and I wanted for you.
Took me to find the drug of my birth certificate.
This is for you. Do not have time to wash?
Good lighting, huh?
Every day, she on the other end of the world, and yet, will be here with you.
We are going to New Zealand tomorrow.
Next time, I will ask anesthesia also.
Is so elementary and universal putting strangers together because of that, and I know Harry Keith, a bank broker completely fucked.
First time? It is.
Is that you?
Is not my third.
With my second. Hers is the first.
Second marriage for both.
We are trying to last time the law of marriage.
Was present at the crucial moment?
How is it?
It was... it was beautiful.
You must have been on the other end.
Okay, ladies. I would like to sit.
Please crossed legs.
Having children and meet other mothers helped.
Long thought not to belong to New Zealand.
Glad it's over.
Looks like you have milk in my breast.
Keep it up and I promise I will their old bodies back.
I do not want my old body back.
I want it.
Introduce it to us. Oh, I'm sorry.
Pleasure to meet you. Hello, Pep.
Katrien Becker. Pleasure to meet you.
This is Pam smiling. Hi, Pam Nicholson.
Hi, Pam. Pleasure to meet you.
I was homesick. And the climate was a threat.
But then offered me to be the second cellist Symphony Orchestra New Zealand.
I could play again.
And that was the first time I saw.
She was beautiful and perfect, in a way that only can be foreign.
I got his eyes fixed on her as a baby a hanging star on top of the crib.
As if nothing else mattered worldwide.
Like she worldwide.
I love my children, but there's nothing like toys feet, dirty diapers and sleep deprivation to take more paternity.
Oh, for God's sake!
Is using a condom? Yes, I am.
Oh, I can not... This is the wrong house.
Oh, is now good.
Oh, is now good. Do not stop.
After seven years of marriage, think our sex life is no longer that snatch hearts.
This, thus, do not stop. Do not stop, do not stop...
Seems I was very interested.
Present 80 concerts a year on the road in small towns playing Debussy and Stravinsky, the most part, to people Who think that Andrew Lloyd Weber is the best songwriter of all time, is not quite as exotic as it sounds.
I miss the kids terribly.
I miss Klaus.
The first hotel bed alone is lush , then feels lonely and starts getting frisky.
I wanted to make a surprise for Klaus.
But not like this.
Like all couples, Klaus and I had our share experience of ups and downs.
Katrien, please. Fuck you!
And take with you this little bitch. It means nothing.
This is definitely one of the low.
Take this. I will not wash it.
And take your bitches with you.
Hello, my little monster.
What do you need?
I have to go to school today?
Why do not we go downstairs to a breakfast and see how you will feel.
I do not want to go.
Well, I do not wanna go to my essays And Dad also did not want to go to Parliament.
Come, let us put food stomach that comes.
What time back home?
Simon, what time will be home tonight?
Well, Boyle has office, then...
Do not be late. I arranged a dinner tonight.
Do not know about you, but I could have a drink.
Simon? Too early for me, sir.
Julie? Do not start before eleven.
's Eleven somewhere in the world. Health!
No . No, no, no.
As you know, this weekend Where is our colleague Phil has a heart surgery.
As he discovered he needed, I do not know.
Anyway, our leaders pointed me as Acting Minister of Environment.
This theme invites us to work to save this fucked world.
Gotta have a whopping bag! Simon has the details.
All that is needed to be taken into account...
Besides Organization for Cooperation and Development meeting in Berlin on climate change.
Are you kidding me?
Protocol is our Minister make the opening speech.
Christ! I have to go?
Um-hum. Will be the keynote speaker, sir.
Do not fuck me!
Oh, forgive me.
What is it?
If my memory is correct, is... a prophylactic.
Same as condoms, sir. Only smaller.
What did you do then? I flew it.
It was with a lot of pressure? I was too much pressure.
Of those with much delay? It.
Calm, all is not lost.
What I'm saying is that the hottie Julie now realized that you are man juice and very horny.
You is a great comfort to me, you know that?
Mom! Mommy, Mommy!
My monkeys, missed you guys.
Hi, welcome home. Hello!
You know, Mom? What?
I ate my beans and I won the first time.
Really? You were very good.
There were children?
Uhm, that joke was this? Uhm, delicious!
Hey kids, why will not drink?
It has chocolate, my loves.
What's wrong? No, nothing is wrong.
I'll tell you later. I tell you later.
Oh, my God, are you kidding me!
When did it happen?
The children were sleeping outside.
She took an earlier flight and... caught them fucking in her bed.
Oh, you bastard!
What can I do it? A fillet, thanks.
Tell her to come to dinner with us tonight.
The mistress is speaking.
Now it's official. Klaus is a bastard.
And you have to dinner with us tonight, okay?
I feel so ashamed.
Tell her for me she can feel angry, betrayed and hurt.
It is perfectly normal.
Lucy, stop staring.
No need to be embarrassed.
Shame is a useless emotion.
You are not very hairy, is it?
I think you're right.
My mother has so little hair.
In her ass.
Pamela called. Um-hum?
Whether you take home two milks, and cheaper sherry, but still drinkable and... something else does not happen to me.
Great. What kind of milk? Creamy, she thinks best.
And you can, please go home early.
And to bring something for the kids to drink.
No artificial drink, since overactive maintained.
So, will find it again, huh?
Well, she has about 80 years, think it is already past the middle now.
You know what I mean. Family Group... wives... including the beautiful artist what you told me.
Katrien be there with her husband.
Oh, it's a shame.
Drinks at my office in ten minutes, buddy.
Look, I promised Pam go home early, so...
This is your first mistake.
Where should say return home as soon as possible.
Sometimes you can and sometimes you can not.
I am sure, Julie, or am I right?
Wake up. Are looking.
I did it again? Of course you did.
Sorry about that.
Anyway, drinks at my office in ten minutes.
You will not leave me alone with that.
It is your decision whether or not to stay alone with Archie bebão.
Hi . Come with me.
Hi, Simon! Get in there.
There she is! Hey!
If you can not help yourself, is best not to ask.
Beautiful coat. Thank you.
Do not touch that. Oh, no! It is to nibble.
Continue. May go.
Hi, Joanne. Hey!
You're late. Affairs of State.
Oh, by the way, is not sure, but I may have to go to Berlin with Boyle in November.
It is the month of my exams.
If you have bad news, is safer to tell Pam in front of visitors.
So she can not fit a backlash.
I'm just saying not to drink too much, right?
You ever smoke too much, you always smokes.
Nicotine causes constriction Shut up!
Hi Pep, wants a drink and a cigarette?
Do not get too cocky asshole crafty.
This means that a yes?
Hello, darling. Hi, Pep.
Oh, come, come.
Oh, Katrien! Thank you for coming.
Where is Picasso?
What? We'll talk later.
Daddy does not live with us anymore.
Mom caught him in bed with a naked woman.
Oh, I see.
Alright then. Come on people. Let's see Lucy and Mickey Mouse.
I hope you're good. Thank you.
Klaus is a bastard.
Lucky bastard, but still a bastard.
Has not been easy for Klaus in New Zealand.
How hard can it be?
He wants to join this group of men You spoke, Keith.
Where you talk about the difficulties of being married.
Is not that. Oh!
No more vague. I'm sorry.
Apparently, it is not difficult be married today.
It is since 1970 for me, Keith. So you're wrong.
Today is more about find the warrior within himself.
Well, if it was a group of women was just looking inside the vagina’s...
Katrien looked so vulnerable that I wanted to hug her, Stroking her hair, smell her neck , kiss her lips and kiss her nipples.
Kissing her nipples? Jesus, where did that come from?
I could not believe what I was thinking these things.
I thought nobody had noticed.
Funny that I never noticed the Simon before.
Not that way.
He was angry with Klaus because of me.
And I suppose that I appreciated that.
Children, bow their music.
Before, Pep and I wanted to share something with you.
I'll tell them.
When you come out you make your statement, right?
Ladies and gentleman, I decided that I am a lesbian.
Nanny to increase the music, kids!
Both see this as a growth.
This is obviously important for Pep and me too.
I hope to be loved for who I am and Pep for what it is.
Oh, what a day!
Katrien and Klaus probably will reconcile.
Couples usually be reconciled.
I think Katrien and Keith can come to understand, meanwhile.
It is not her type. I do not know which type would it be?
Apparently you are.
Well, I'm glad you find this amusing.
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Not Katrien told me that she is sick of men.
She said that next time you have a relationship have to be with someone shy and right as you.
Jesus, thank you.
I did not know that was the style of Katrien.
Would have to be extraordinary from now on.
How difficult was install me, remember?
His mother was ashamed of my paintings.
Thought they were not paintings.
We were happy in Berlin, Katrien.
We should never have left.
What you want, Klaus?
I behaved very badly. I was very, very bad.
I'm sure he feels.
I did not want that to happen.
Not Sure it's my fault.
I should not have put the gun to your head and forced you to have sex with that girl.
I do not want we finish.
She means nothing to me.
But you had sex with her. It means nothing.
Oh, it makes me feel much better , Klaus.
You do not understand that sex is something precious.
Well, if sex is talk as important, never talked.
I made dinner for four families tonight.
I'm tired, right?
I can not pull the sheet and feel instantly... brand new.
I'll drink a drink.
What happened to the woman sexy fun and I got married.
I miss her.
Very clearly she does not feel the same miss me.
You say you feel guilty because has no libido.
How do you think I feel?
You make me feel like if I had to apologize.
Mommy, I want to bubbles chocolate.
Have you ever laid in bed and felt guilty for being excited?
We should not talk about it in front of children. How do you think she got here.
Go ahead, because I tend to be scum.
Oh, for God's sake!
You know, every plant, every animal, every bird, each bee...
How do you think that the Pope came here?
Okay, I get it.
I think you should at least try.
I fully agree with you.
What time will be home?
Well, it depends on Boyle.
I know how the Pope arrived here.
Mom and Dad are only talking, dear.
I know it.
Can I ask you a question?
Of course. Hey, Tim.
Let's have a few drinks. Want to join us?
Another time, bro.
I have coffee with my niece.
How many nieces do you think that this guy has?
How often do you and Joanne have sex today?
Well, we'll see.
When I finally got to go to bed Joanne makes sex whenever she feels ready.
The same happens to me, I do sex every time that Joanne feels ready.
Listen, I need a favor.
Joanne is concerned with Keith.
Do you think the guy is fucked.
The wife wants to have sex with other women and his masculinity must be shit.
She thinks we should give him more support.
Is not suggesting we join that thing.
Well, we can tolerate only for a few weeks.
Look, the main objective of this exercise Joanne is taking my back.
Come on, can be fun.
Furthermore, it can help with its thing.
What is man? I do not have anything.
Listen, before we begin, I want you to feel as if the house were to you and are relaxed and comfortable.
We have snacks there too.
Hey, Klaus, good to see you. How are you?
Unlike you who is looking like a shit.
Kind words open doors.
Get out, you also is like a shit.
Okay, we all know why we're here.
Hey, Keith. Hey, Earl.
Can I put Tracy in your bed partner?
Sandra is working, then I do the honors.
Is, second door on the left.
I think the pillow.
Many men are confused about what it means be a man today, so... have to go beyond these expectations and find out what means this need.
So, let's run and introduce ourselves.
Roger, would you like start?
Roger Resmison, systems analyst, father of three, married to Elena.
My wife and I have not made love...
Made love for about five months and...
I think I know why.
She thinks you physically repulsive?
I would like the group to discuss the issue intercourse long term.
Do you think she feels lack of this approach?
Klaus Becher, art teacher and painter.
Although anyone buy shit.
Katrien I married the day before we came to Wellington and that was a big mistake.
Leave Germany? . Marry Me Not.
It's over. That's it.
Not look for other legs, ignore all others titties, not dream of other xanas.
Must be hard to express deep feelings in another language.
Not Sex is easier be expressed in English.
German is a language very formal.
Thank you have shared this with us, Klaus.
Hi, I'm Simon Nicholson.
Am first secretary of the office of the Minister...
All quiet on the eastern front?
And I am married to Pamela, my wife.
And I have two wonderful children.
Well, that's all, really.
Do you have a problem you would like to speak to the group?
Uhm... no, no.
Do not be shy. Fuck you.
We can tell the staff under the umbrella of secrecy.
And nothing, shit, can leave this room, huh?
See? There is.
You might want to present now, Harry.
Harry Ronyne journalist. To be honest, I'm here because my wife insisted that I come.
Good for her.
I'd really like to be doing something else, Joanne but would not let me.
Maybe it's time to let down your guard and touch his feminine side.
Believe me, Keith, if I had a feminine side
'd be playing it all the time.
Hey, buddy, if you do not think would play, can go fuck right now.
Hey, maybe you can introduce now, Earl.
I am Earl, the fireman.
I left school at 15.
I have a daughter, Tracy, she is the love of my life.
I think I'm here because I broke my wife.
Every time she contests the my authority, makes me crazy.
A pus in the hospital twice... three times.
I'm not proud of it. Why do we do this?
Well, certainly caught our attention for possible future sessions on self-control.
Always have to express anger with his fists, right?
Why do we always do this in the first place, huh?
Huh? Yeah, right.
Listen, I know you and Harry do not believe much in the group.
What? No, man. No.
You do not Vi was very comfortable especially with the presence of the Earl.
He can not stay. He has to take care of her daughter.
He brings his daughter. Okay, Keith.
Where is your washing, partner machine?
Tracy had a little accident.
What kind of accident? Well, strange places.
I think she surprised her bed.
I took the sheets before who passed down.
Before passed to the mattress.
You said now, Dad.
Do not worry about it. Alright.
You're still here? Hello, ladies.
I hoped that Simon was there.
Shy and awkward.
How was it? Uh-uh...
The group discussions are strictly confidential.
I do not know what to say but shy seemed to be her type.
Cheers then, Keith.
Oh, it's cold outside. Let's put your coat, dear.
We did not know that way, is not it?
I caught. Thank you.
Let me put this jacket on you.
Oh, there it is. Excuse me.
One more here. Seems a tent.
Alright, little beauty? Come.
Pick up your mother next week, huh?
Well, gotta go too. So long, partner.
What you talk about there?
I can not count.
What I can say is that the wife of the Earl loves not having sex.
You did not talk about us?
Uhm-Uhm . No
Make love to me.
It is late. So let's fast.
Come to me, my beast.
Oh, yes! Oh, how nice.
Oh, yes! Ohhh!
Oh, yes! You're my sexy man!
Oh, shit! No, no, no. Comes.
Oh, shit, shit, shit. Come on, baby.
It's okay. It is late. We are both tired.
It's a shame.
This should not be happening a man at my age.
Some women find flattering.
And Pam does not help. Always pushes me.
Another night I asked if she wanted to make love and she continued reading a book.
How so, what book? This is not the point?
I'm curious. I do not know.
Something about farms in Provence.
So it's more serious than I thought.
The other time, make fast, she said.
It was very fast. Quick too.
And the good Lord knows.
It's like she does not give a damn.
It's like she forced a little my premature ejaculation.
First, fire does not hurt no healthy woman.
Second, there is no such thing premature ejaculation.
There is the delayed orgasm and the sooner women consult a doctor to see the condition, best for all of them. Oh!
Who is this fucking guy.? Not even want to know the name.
I came to pick up the kids. Sure. Come in.
Hi, Mommy. Hi, Mom.
Kimberly made pancakes for us.
Hi You're spoiling them.
We were up late last night, so... let them sleep a little longer.
Sally, go get your shoes.
Um, was it tasty? Um-hum.
Kimberly looks cool kids?
She let us do whatever we want.
I do not need any dish washing.
And they call it? Sorry, guys.
Where are the others? Hey, baby.
Exploring the creek. We go?
Yes, it is perfectly safe.
Simon is there.
Go on, then. Go there.
And do everything that Simon say to you.
Let me guess.
The children were with Klaus last night.
Were still in my pajamas when I got and of course could not find the shoes.
Any sign of the boss?
The artist and the resident did pancakes with whipped cream.
Bitch! I was bribing them.
It is difficult to engage in it, can tell you.
Fuck, I think is trying to say "fuck".
Well, we can eat.
The meat is totally fucked.
I'll get the kids.
Do not go too far, kids!
Lunch is ready, kids!
Oh Hi.! Oh, my God!
Give me your hand.
I fell! Yeah, you fell.
Wait a minute.
Promise I will not tell anyone.
Thank you. Right.
Run, Mother! Santa!
Daddy, he's stuck.
OK. Children, stay back there.
He'll be fine.
Come children. Come all.
Come on, come on.
He injured his leg.
Yeah, I'll have to shear the wool to see what happened, is not it?
What do you think, Archie? Dog Food, partner.
Do not go shoot him in front of the children, for God's sake.
I will not shoot him, Simon. Give me some credit.
Goodbye, little lamb. Say goodbye.
It was our lamb. Jesus was not our lamb.
It was our lamb, Lucy, dear.
It was our lamb. Our wool had.
No! Oh, for God's sake!
It's okay? Thomas is having an asthma attack and not want to go back. Please can drive my car for me to go in the back seat. Simon will direct.
You should go, dear. Pam will direct.
You could drive?
I could not believe my luck.
Thank you, love.
When the planets align thus, what can we do?
Hey, the first time in this place thought I saw an ice cream parlor.
There is one. I saw it first.
Well, as today was a hot day think we all deserve an ice cream.
There is no light. What place.
Want a drink? Pam will be here soon.
Well, all right.
Thank you, Simon.
I felt wonderful.
Wrong is pretending to be happy in a relationship when you're not Wrong is accepting exhaustive pretense.
Maybe I've been selfish.
Maybe I was.
But I was not all the time in my marriage.
And where it got me?
I heard you went Katrien's car the other day.
That was the idea Pam.
I can imagine how you resisted.
For God's sake, Harry, I was only nice to her.
Best keep it that way.
Oh, you who's calling?
Am I never jumped the fence And walked fucking around.
While you and the other guys are always partying, I'm with Pam like a good boy.
And where it got me.
A wife who finds me boring.
Katrien finds me fascinating.
Do you remember how that feeling, Harry?
When someone thinks you're hot.
And if I told you that Julie finds exciting you?
She thinks? No
The next phase was a dinner family's house Katrien.
I told Pam that would have to work until later As I could.
If I were there late enough Katrien could be alone.
For several hours thought to retreat or continue.
Had to go home.
Come in. Sorry I'm late.
I had a lot of work.
No worries. It's okay.
Thank you came just to tell me that.
I must say that now all gone.
Oh, so I'm even too late.
While you're here, want to get to have a drink.
Only... Well, feel free.
Well, I see you met my pet.
Children, were not you?
All artists. Yes, it's Thomas.
It is amazing, so much freedom and expressive colors...
Should I go? Yeah, I guess.
Would be better.
But it happened.
I was officially fucked.
This had to stop.
Simon was married to one of my friends.
And I was corrupting luring him first.
His reliability and his decency.
The kids are fine.
I'm so lonely. I...
I'm so sad, Mommy. I know.
You'll be fine, you just need to get out and meet some men.
Is. Meet men.
And you're... you're... Mom, please.
Look, you need to meet someone different...
Someone more like you.
You know? Okay.
Thank you, Mom. I'll be fine. Love you.
That's why I like it.
Is always a novelty.
I went to a concert, Germany, when I was a student.
They say the empty old streets are dead to dreams.
Are wet because of the time in Berlin.
Here, you can dream, you can be anything.
If you put a cutaway tomorrow and out saying, I'm your bitch, No one will even venture to look.
I always thought a man wearing tuxedo is not good.
Yeah, the other day I saw six guys leaving the station naturally.
They should be uniform, I hope.
I mean, if a man finds another man attractive it really does not bother me.
American College know what I'm saying.
A woman who loves finds a man attractive.
Now, as a woman can fall in love with a man?
I am always surprised when I see some guys parked flirting in some blocks some transvestites.
If a woman finds attractive another woman there is usually no sense.
The amazing here is that to lesbians there forever.
Well, Pep also understands this well.
All your women, you know?
She thinks Joanne attractive?
Yes, although she has slept with Katrien.
Fuck the hell!
Pep was sleeping with Katrien?
Before or after I have it dropped?
Hey, Katrien met someone. Is not it great?
It is fabulous. Who?
An Albanian instructor.
It seems kind. I am so happy for her.
Yeah, me too.
Well, you make this wine? My uncle does.
Let's just stop breathing.
Do not you mean that alcohol is for me.
You need to try this one, mate.
You may find watery medium.
Is a bit thin.
Therefore leaked, is not, mate?
You are swimming instructor of Katrien, is not it?
Yes, I am.
How did you meet?
I was in a pub and he fell upon me like a scud.
No doubt fell.
You are not the only acting fast here, Romeo.
He is so sexy.
You are so perverted.
Do not mind me.
I tell you to go in Berlin?
The site is described as idyllic. We have to get to know.
Hung like a Japanese rhinoceros walking down the street.
Pep, you realize that the Japanese rhinoceros is the smallest of all rhinos.
I noticed a twinge of envy, Harry?
Looks more like a pig than a rhino.
Still gorgeous, 'm seriously considering back in my sexuality.
Honey, I'll get some drink for children.
You could... No
Oh.! Oh, stop!
You're so crazy.
Daddy, I had a little accident.
OK. Oh, it is! Oh, it is!
Gonna get? No
I got the impression that you avoided me yesterday?
God do not know where you got that impression.
You was so preoccupied with his toy.
This is childish?
Incidentally, returning the fuck man.
How is the guy for you?
What do you mean?
You know what I mean. Fuck you!
Fuck you too.
We have 4 questions on paper. Here is his profile.
Archie. Oh, here, right.
Luxurious Nothing I hope.
I hate working with big words.
You'll be monosyllabic, but very convincing.
You'll love it. Thanks, guys.
Oh, Simon, you can take Pam climate this forum?
A lot of your kindness, Archie, but she has exams this week, so...
I have two questions for you, doll.
Your passport is up to date?
Can you keep a secret?
I want you to go to Berlin us, my guest.
Oh, is very generous of you, Archie, but I have an exam in the afternoon you will fly.
He wants me to go to Berlin. I know that.
I'll put you on another flight.
And do not tell your pathetic addicted husband in work and do not intend to tell.
I want to make the biggest surprise of his life and want you to have some fun.
It will be our secret, right?
No, it's out of the question.
Do not tell yet, think of it and will be our little secret.
Archie! I can not really go!
Of course you can.
Archie, sorry, 'm hearing the baby cry.
I have to go, right? Thanks. See you.
I can not. I have an exam. And I have nothing to wear.
Honey, you do not buy clothes for traveling , you travel to buy clothes.
Joan, have two children to create.
And a husband.
When was the last time you had a vacation?
Together, just you two, huh?
I'm looking for Mr. Nicholson.
Do not tell me you forgot lunch.
No Yes Julie, Katrien.
Nice to meet you.
Mrs. . Simpson, ah, you already met.
Lunch. Good Nice to meet them..
. Mrs. Simpson, may I ask you a personal question?
Do you think older men attractive?
Well, Mr. Simpson is an old man... now.
But to be perfectly frank with you , Julie, my answer to this question has to be "no."
So Pep and I slept together.
That's none of my business.
After Klaus had left me, Pep came with a bottle of champagne and drank.
And she began to speak of how much she wanted... how much she wanted to sleep with me.
That's not my...
I said she was being ridiculous , she began to cry, then fainted and I went to sleep.
I understand that you do not want to hear about it, but I want you to know the truth.
Ready to order? Huh? No Yet.
I love you.
You need to know that Nick and I are not together anymore.
As? I was a complete idiot.
Do not need a man in my life now.
Neither he nor you.
So you can sleep with that kind but can not sleep with me?
I can not, Simon.
You will suffer. Maybe.
Hi Who do I see.
Who can it be?
Tim Bristow, and...
Linda! This is the Katrien.
You can call me Tim.
Katrien, what a lovely name! Dutch , is not it?
Well, we should let them.
Children will to a party on Tuesday and not return home before eight o'clock.
Are you sick? I'm leaving.
Good You work hard.
This will not take long. Just a quickie.
I do not have many regrets, Simon, but I wished he had spent more time with my children when they were little.
Youth is certainly a short period of time.
You wake up one day and they've grown.
What was I saying? Children.
Children? Ah, children, is...
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I knew I had to put a stop to it.
But decided I should tell her face to face.
Oh, God! Between.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Let's rock and let's have a chat?
We have not much time. It.
Oh, no, no, no.
Are you okay?
Sorry, I feel ridiculous.
No, you're amazing! Obviously.
Sorry, this never happened to me before.
Look, give me five minutes. Five minutes and I...
'll be good.
Well, kids will be back in a minute.
I'm free after eleven tomorrow.
I'd better tell you. What?
The children never saw her grandmother before then... going to Germany for a while.
But it is not Dutch.
, but she is a professor of history at the University of Potsdam, then we go to Germany.
Wait a minute.
When are you going?
In four weeks.
I'll be in Berlin.
Can be very good.
You're not - I mean I dislike the idea of my children go to the other side of the world... without me.
In my opinion, it is illegal. I do not like it.
Why Granny does not come here?
And if Klaus wanted to take the children to meet his parents?
Like Klaus would feel if Katrien not give permission?
Puto life. Exactly.
It's all about confidence.
Or do you trust someone or not.
Katrien and trust me... I fucked one out.
I took a girl on film last week.
Sorry. Oh, sorry.
I was at a spa, all flirting world a girl at the bar dodging carefree.
She invited me to her apartment.
It was incredible.
I forgot how good sex can be.
When I got home, I confessed everything to Elaine.
The unbelievable happened. We have all night.
So good mistake.
She is insisting on doing at least... twice a day since then.
Obligation of sex.
When you feel safe will cut transaction.
What the fuck does that mean?
Obligation of sex is when a woman bride or meets a man she thinks is good provider to any descendants.
During this mandatory period, she can fuck hanging from a chandelier a restaurant and even upon a tombstone during funerals.
With Katie went anyway.
When the obligation is cheap, it reduces the requirement for the minimum possible only to avoid the obligation of sex with another person.
You are a sick fuck.
What about the reality of minimizing regarding demand, he's absolutely right.
Mount of shit.
Who are the rapists in this world?
They are fucking arrogant like you.
Ah, enough already.
What gives you the right to call me rapist?
Do you have the equipment, guy ass.
You have a right only because I have the equipment?
I think you heard me.
His wife walked eating people, Earl?
For God's sake, Harry! If I'm a rapist, then she is a cannibal. I'm warning you.
She has the equipment, has some teeth, have a good digestive system.
Let's face it, his wife is a cannibal potential.
And you being a firefighter, can take the baked people.
Earl, bring it back!
Put me down!
Your guy ass!
All right. So where were we?
You heard me warning him.
Well, your fucked! No, no, no!
Come fucked her!
Come here! Earl!
No! Get off me!
Are you fucking crazy?
Earl, sit down!
According to the German constitution , I can not participate in active combat, can only be an observer or peacemaker.
Look what you are doing?
Your Children? What's going on?
Get out! Get out, now!
We are discussing something.
And you boys may fall out as well.
The group ended!
Hey Archie, mind if we stop at my house?
Promised to say goodbye to Pam and children.
Yes, do not worry.
I already told you that I think Pam too good for you?
Hey, do not leave her alone. Never know.
I believe in my good looks.
I get, I get. Is.
Has many shells here.
Put the lot here.
Who's that? Santa.
Oh, are you okay?
Hey, Dad. Hey, little man.
Who is it?
Hi, Archie, Maureen. Hi, Pam.
When you grow up you will be a politician?
Oh Yeah, good luck in Berlin..
Do not worry, your husband blew everything will be okay.
Good luck in the exams. Thanks, Archie.
Well, it's better we fly. I went to say goodbye.
Come hither, come hither. Yes Uhmm.. All right.
Love you, Dad. Oh!
You're in charge, right?
Say goodbye to the father. Goodbye, Daddy!
I had unconditional love for my family.
But I could not go back.
I already told you that Pam is too good for you?
Archie continued repeating what and started to think there was a reason.
We're colleagues, Simon.
This seems very understandable.
I suggest you go back... now, if you please.
And if I need a cup of sugar in the middle of the night?
I have work to do. Goodbye.
You know where to find me, if you need anything.
I felt excited.
I felt nauseous.
As a double agent on a spy movie.
Being back in Berlin made me feel displaced.
I do not know where I belonged more.
I just wanted to see Simon again.
Let me look at you.
You are great. You too.
When they built this, horses were facing west.
For France and England.
The Germans like to think that are part of Europe, but when the Russians came, they divided the city and turned their horses facing to the USSR and Poland.
Then when the Russians left, they turned the horse again.
Now they do not know whether they are coming or going.
I have good news.
Well, I think that is good news.
There is a vacancy for a cellist in the Berlin Philharmonic and my old teacher think I should do a test.
I was invited, of course, but still not sure.
Oh, you have to go.
'll Never forgive yourself if not.
I want you to take me to bed.
This time it will be fun.
Do you want to meet? Yeah, I do.
What are you doing?
Come on, get dressed. Let's have a few drinks.
No, I will not.
Come! I need company.
If you have a German there piranha, at least, should invite me.
Now, hurry up.
Who is it?
Is the room service.
I hope you know what you're doing.
Simon is there? No, he is not.
He has company? Company?
You want a drink? I want a drink.
Come, let's have a drink, my guest. Come, come.
What shall we drink?
Well, anything that packs later.
Holy shit, Pam!
What are you doing here?
Well, loved to see you too, Harry.
Well, do not expect to see you, because we are in Berlin.
I'm here to surprise Simon.
Simon? Simon is not.
It is with Boyle. It. With Boyle.
Oh, I'm going up then. Why you...
Why do not you have a drink?
Uh, no, not now. Come have a drink.
Pam Come, come. No, no.
Oh! Oh! Uhm!
Look at you. Uhmm!
Come, Pam, only a drink.
Harry, I flew halfway around the world. I just want to freshen up.
You can cool off after.
We are in Berlin, for God's sake!
Look, Simon is out.
I will not let you pass the first night in Berlin Locked in a room hotel alone.
Harry, is not a good time.
Look, seriously. Wait, Pam.
What a beautiful coat. Is wool?
Champagne for Mr. Nicholson.
Probably some mistake.
Simon Nicholson, room ♪ 627? Yes, it is ours.
Wait, let me see. Can not be.
Oh, yes, please.
Champagne, right? My wife.
Mr. Here. Oh, no. Yes Very generous. Thanks.
How do you know?
Well, Archie, he is terrible to keep secrets.
Look at you.
Someone's happy to see me? Oh, yes.
I left my purse there. I took.
Oh, and this.
Can I use your bathroom, please?
Make yourself at home.
Oh, baby, that tasty. Oh, fuck me!
Oh, my pretty! Oh, fuck me!
Fuck me! Fuck me until my eyes bleed!
Shhh! Hey, shh. Control up
Is a married man and that woman is his wife.
So why do you have the key?
Jesus Christ! Ohh!
What are you doing? I'm going for a run.
In New Zealand it is still early.
It will help me sleep.
Be right back!
So how is the lover?
I think you probably already know.
Never had the pleasure.
Katrien. That was a fucking mistake!
Katrien! Hey! Taxi!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
How would I know that Boyle would make me a surprise.
It was a surprise, you know, I did not expect.
I was horny when you Pamela...
Yeah, I heard the sound across the wall.
It's... Please, come here... I do not want to talk!
I imagined being with you. Do not... talk to me!
Hello. Who is speaking?
The Hi Katrien is, please?
Who is speaking?
Well, I would like to talk to Katrien.
She is not...
Strange, I'm trying to call the Archie to wish you luck with the speech but... nobody answers. Oh!
PLANET IN DANGER.
Thank you, fellow delegates.
When we say that the sky is the limit, mean that everything is possible, as if the sky had no limits.
But this is not the case.
If you catch a train from one side of Berlin to the other , you travel 50 km, which is nothing Compared with the rest of Germany.
But if those same train tracks are placed perpendicular to the surface of the Earth, 50 Km could take them to the end of the atmospheric layer, through the ozone layer, besides the stratosphere, and you would be on the edge of outer space.
So if outer space can be achieved by a train trip then the sky is very limited, in fact.
You wrote that shit.
If you look at the clouds on the horizon, Floating so beautiful from a distance, need to understand that the world below them is struggling and suffering.
Come, come, come!
Hello? Hi . Hello?
Hello, Simon. Are you?
Okay, you have a right to be angry.
Do not want to talk to you your fucked!
Hi, could call a taxi to take me to the airport.
This is crazy. Talk to me!
I do not want to see you again anymore.
You know what makes me more pissed?
You did not have sex with a stranger one you fucked my friends.
You were so cruel. Also was a bummer.
Compared to dry, dusty surface of the Moon Earth looks moist and alive.
We should do everything possible to keep it that way.
Congratulations. Thank you.
When we say that the sky is the limit, mean that anything is possible.
Oh no. Oh, yes.
But this is not the case.
He will do the same speech again.
Someone must've put two copies together.
What incompetent fucked!
Compared to the rest of Germany.
But if those same train tracks...
Ah, this guy will end up packing a fucked collision.
For God's sake, Archie, do something!
Ah, I'm trying to sleep , Maureen.
What you have in mind?
You are visitor Minister of the Crown, call the Department Diplomatic or something.
What the fuck is going on here?
Archie, his sexy old lecher!
This man needs a drink!
Heard the woman, this man need a drink!
Ah, I'm proud of you.
Hey, where is Simon? He's resting.
Hey, excellent speech today.
Serious? I almost lost me in the middle.
Middle Delegates seemed impatient.
You were spectacular, capitalized.
Where is Maureen?
Oh, she's in bed.
She had a great day, the poor thing.
Gentlemen, I'm out.
Ladies, a little place for your local member.
Well, tell me you speak German?
Someone should put a leash on him.
I'm from Hamburg. Yeah, yeah, Volkswagen.
It is! I love you all!
Hey. Hey, bro.
Hey, you missed a great party.
This is the story of my life.
Where is Pam?
Pam. You are high.
Harry, there you are.
Look at you? It.
Hey, I'm still standing.
Shit, man, I did not tell you. there!
Katrien hates me.
Pam also hates me.
Boyle fucked my speech!
Ah, I need...
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, what the fuck you're doing?
What are you doing? Huh?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Enough! Go to bed!
I go to bed. Go to bed.
Open it, motherfucker! Go to bed!
Open, I tell you!
Hey, are you man?
Hey, hey, we're both in shit now, huh?
Jesus! Fuck! Enters.
Who fucking, through the window?
Ah, the chair.
Thank God, I found that someone had jumped.
What is it?
Not so fast, son.
Do not want a diplomatic incident we?
Give me your wallet. Huh?
Walk, walk, walk. Gives me, Simon.
Put the damages on my account, right?
And Harry needs a new room...
No, no, no. I'm staying here, Archie.
Okay. Copied? Yes.
I think we can all get some sleep now.
I'm sorry. Get out!
Ah! Ahh! Oh, yes!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Hey, sorry to wake you.
Do you have clean towels? We're done.
Oh, I get it for you.
And that will be something left in your mini-bar?
Our is empty. I'll take a look.
Irish Cream. Fantastic thing, you know?
I experienced in the American bar.
I forgot, you've been there.
Tim! I'm alone!
Jess is alone.
Hey, can I ask?
As those pills worked with you?
Go away. Okay, okay.
Hey, take care, bro.
How did you sleep?
How do you think I slept?
I think I screwed up.
I received an email from Pam.
She wants to separate. Can you believe that?
Who separates a man by e-mail?
Luck not a torpedo.
She thinks I do not love her anymore?
Do you love? Yes, I love her.
But I'm not in love with her.
Here's a tip, never tell her.
I am passionate about Katrien.
Mount of shit, man. For the love of God!
You had your case. Leave well.
You do not understand, right?
Anyway, I can not do that.
I have not had...
What do you mean?
Is a long story. I did not have... you know... sex.
Does not matter.
I've been there, partner.
've Been thinking with my little head.
Not worth shit.
Look man, I know that thing will mess up.
And I know people will get hurt but...
Harry, this may be my last chance at happiness.
If you really want good advice, go straight to the airport right now , and catch a plane home, and when you get there, fall to your knees and ask Pam forgiveness.
Harry, my last chance of happiness.
If you ever feel like that again...
Be a man, get out.
Happiness. Go home.
Happiness. Go home.
Hi, it's me.
Simon, I have nothing to talk to you.
Please do not call again.
What are you doing here? Right. Fucked up, is not.
Well, things got a little crazy after you left.
I threw a chair by the window of the hotel, Boyle ruined the speech, Pam left back, Harry did not want to talk to me again is not lost and I thank my employment.
All I know is that wanted to see you again.
Why Pam returned?
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
She wants separation.
This is crazy.
Is a fucking crazy.
Katrien, what that means to you?
Because... eventually not know how to say, but if we are to be together, then , will be what will happen.
Together? Simon, I...
I love you, you know that.
But you love.
It was the word he used... No You said you loved me...
I said "love."
What matters it now have a million things I could have said or... could not have said.
I mean, I was hurt and needed.
And you were bored... and impatient.
Oh, boy, I feel horrible.
You know that does not want the separation, Simon.
I do not.
You need to go home.
I learned an important lesson in Germany.
Unconditional love lasts forever as conditional love has a very short life.
It was the longest flight three days of my life, and besides, when I got home, Pam told me she had slept with someone else and that she wanted a divorce.
Hi Not expect to see you here, bro?
Do not tell me that his wife expelled him from home too?
I just told him to get out, and now you have to go shopping.
A pair of pillows, pliers, pots and things to build a house.
It is. It.
Same here, bro.
Is a fuck of an epidemic.
City of Separation.
City of Separation, bro.
Here, as I join the group of men of you?
Not The drug my wife.
Only let me see the kids on certain days of the week.
I do not know if they could match day, but...
The group no longer exists. I'm sorry.
How are you keeping, bro?
Well, one day at a time. One day at a time.
I did not dare to tell Tim felt that the greatest scoundrel century.
Hid my feelings as so did Tim.
How is the apartment? Well small.
Children do not seem to mind though.
Still need to buy furniture.
Mobile did not enter the agreement?
What do you think is this? Los Angeles?
I wanted to see you and Joanne make one.
I'm afraid you're mistaken.
We would sit and we would go carefully and calmly.
In case of divorce, Joanne would get everything including the clothes I'm wearing now.
I was invited to play at the Berlin Philharmonic, I accepted.
Klaus returned to stay closer to the children.
He lives a few blocks away.
We are able to share custody.
He paints landscapes from distant places.
He is happy.
The kids are happy too.
Careful, careful. Do not over tighten.
Hey. How are you?
You? I'm good.
I made a list of things to divide.
I'm sure that is fair.
You know, for the record, no matter what happens, no matter what you feel, does not matter what you think, I love you.
I think you pretty incredible.
And I regret not having shown enough.
I could, I should, and did not.
I who should apologize.
Not Enough blame.
Daddy, Daddy, I four crabs for you.
Oh, now I only have three crabs for you.
Let me take a look. Look! Is not that fantastic?
You take care of them for me, right?
Need to have a talk with Mom.
Come here. Sure.
Gives me a hug.
You should read it.
No, okay. I trust you.
Must be a lovely feeling.
Pam and I used to think were the only ones.
But now we know that we belong to the graph, Like everyone else.
We might bother us with our infidelities.
She did not tell me he slept with , only that it was a fantastic lover.
As if I needed to know.
Pam went to bed with Klaus.
Perhaps this has helped to to forgive Simon.
They are together again, which is good.
I do not expect she'll forgive me.
I think of Simon from time to time.
I wonder if he thinks about me.
Love is an undulating sea is time that water moves away, leaving it aside,
Then you have to be strong and patient and wait for the moon and stars work the magic again.