Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989) Script

Maria, turn down that radio!

Today's the day I'm going to camp.

Mom, did you hear me?

I'm going to camp today.

Yeah, I heard you.

What do you want me to do about it?

Aren't you gonna walk me to the bus or anything?

At 6:30 in the fucking morning?

Why don't you shut up and turn down the noise?

Hey, shut up. No, you shut up.

You both shut up. I'm going to camp.

I might never come back.

Good. Good.

Fuck you.

Hello, I'm Toni Richards with the WXIA news team.

We're here at Camp New Horizons, where an autumn retreat called an experiment in sharing is about to begin.

Let's meet the owners of the camp, Herman and Lily Miranda.

Herman, tell us about this wonderful and unique experiment.

Well, Toni, we brung together two specially selected groups from all over America.

The first group is from the higher-class establishments and the other is from lower-class homes.

Lilly, what are you trying to accomplish?

In our own little way we'd like to promote sharing, love, harmony and peace, and a better understanding between the rich and the poor. Thank you.

And thank you. Let's meet the kids.

Hello, my name is Cindy Hammersmith from Venuity, Georgia.

Thank you, Cindy.

Greg Nakashima. Westwood, California.

Okay, Greg. Move it along.

Jan Hernandez, Palm View, Arizona.

Peter Doyle. Houston Heights, Texas.

Thank you, Peter.

Bobby Stark. Western Springs, Illinois.

Home of the Western Springs Wildcats!

Hi, Marsha Holland. Defiance, Ohio.

Well, let's see who we have in our second group of kids.

Excuse me. Your name, please?

A-Rad. San Francisco.

Do you have a last name, A-Rad?

No. Do I need one?


And you? Snowboy.

From Chicago.

Anita Bertram. Sautel Gap, Kentucky.

Riff. Detroit.

Tony De Herrara, East L.A.

Maria Nicostro.

Where are you from, Maria?

Um, all over. Right now, New York.

Why don't you take your glasses off so your parents can see your pretty face.

Well, what interesting kids.

God, that Tony guy is so cute.

He's Mexican.

Ironically, Camp New Horizons was formerly known as Camp Rolling Hills, where last year 19 people were brutally slain by alleged psychopath Angela Baker.

Baker, also known as the Angel of Death, was allegedly responsible for another string of grisly murders seven years ago at nearby Camp Arawak, which has since closed.

Things have changed here.

We're now under new ownership.

Stop, please. New management.

New ownership.

Honey, what is the matter?

You told me you wouldn't say a word about the murders.

It's okay, dear.

If violence sells then you've gotta give the people what they want.


Come along, everyone. Come along.

Let's go to the dining hall and experience some more sharing.

This is a bunch of lunatics.

I'll see you after lunch, okay?

Oh, excuse me.

Excuse me.

You look a little older than the rest.

Massive drugs.

Drugs, huh?

You wouldn't know where I could score some coke?

Yeah, there's a machine in the dining hall.

Very funny.

I just need a gram.

It's already been a real shit of a day, you know what I mean?

I'll be right back. Thanks.

One of the many dangers of being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is pure.

Thanks, guy. See you. Okay, see you later.


It's a little much, isn't it? It's a gift.

You're my favorite newscaster.

Pretty good stuff? It'll really clean your pipes.

Happy camping. Thanks.

Have a nice life.

God. What's left of it.

It's just a firecracker.

You city broads should be used to that.


Testing, testing.

Welcome, everyone.

Welcome to the camp of caring and sharing, Camp New Horizons!

Thank you.

Would everyone take a seat, please?

Can I sit here?

It's not my table.

Hi. Bobby Stark.

Okay if I sit with you?

Drop dead, fag.

Hi. I'm Bobby Stark.

Is this seat taken?

That's not real, is it?

Cool, man.

No sweat, man.

Hi. Bobby Stark. Mind if I join you?



Your name's Maria Nicostro, right?

How'd you remember that?

I'm just great with names.

That's how I got to be senior class president of my high school.

That's nice. Yeah.


You're underprivileged, huh?

Alright, everyone.

Let's get started.

Could you turn that off?


Thank you. Thank you.

Herman will be handing out camp shirts for all of you to wear.

That way you'll all look the same and you won't feel different.

As soon as our third counselor arrives, we'll be splitting up into three groups.

And each group will stay with each other for three days.

During that time, each group will be camping out in the woods.

And we'll be getting to know and understand each other as best we can.

Um, excuse me. Yes, Cindy?

What do you mean by camping out?

Well, you know, sleeping in tents, cooking your own food, hiking.

Well, like, what are we supposed to do if we have to go to the bathroom or take a shower?

Oh, well there are outdoor toilets by every campsite and we'll be washing up in the lake.

You're kidding.

What are we gonna eat? Fish, mostly.

Oh, shit. We'll be catching them.

Fish is good for you.

And besides, it's better for our budget.

Now remember, the first three days you will be in your smaller groups and after that for the remaining two days we'll all be together. Are there any questions?

Yeah. Do the guys get to sleep with the girls?

No. . Well, why not?

Because, because...

They're afraid we'll fuck.

Oh, let's all sing a rousing camp song.

Does anyone know "I'm a Happy Camper"?

I do. Good.

That must be Barney.

Barney? Barney Rubble?

No, Barney Whitmore.

Everybody, I'd like for you to meet our third counselor Officer Barney Whitmore!


Sorry I'm late.

I guess I'll have to catch up on all the names later.

Are you a cop?


Hey, you got a problem?

Suck my dick, spic.


Any more shit like this and I'll have your butt in jail so fast you won't know what happened. You got it?


Anybody else carrying anything?

If you are give it to me now.

Same goes for you goes for him.

Now sit down.

Behave yourself.

Wow. This is better than T.V.

Hurry up, girls! We have a lot to do!

There's no electricity.

Hey, gimme a shirt, will ya?

How do you get that thing off, with a can opener?

Hey, you guys, come in here and look at this.

Come here.

Look, isn't that weird? It's that girl.

It's that girl who killed everybody, Angela Baker.

Oh, yuck. That is so gross.

I think they should have told us about this.

You think anybody would come here if they did?

Shit, you're dumber than you look.

UP yours.

And how much did they charge you to come here?

Little rich girl.

I don't know. 3,000 bucks, I think.


And I bet the fucking government paid them at least that much for us.

An experiment in sharing, my ass.

We're here 'cause they can't get anybody else.

And then we've got some crazy asshole named Angela Baker to thank for it.

Just sign here, please. Okay.

And that.

Hold it. I need to see some ID.

No offense, but it looks like you've been through a lot in 17 years.

I have.

Well, I hope you have a nice time here, Maria.

Thank you.


Alright, everybody, now pay attention.

Pay attention.

When you hear your name called, I want you to then stand next to your counselor.

Okay, my group is A-Rad, Bobby, Riff, and Cindy.

Let's meet over here.

And Herman's group is Peter, Jan, Maria and Snowboy.

Right over here.

Maria? Are you Maria? Oh.

Alright. Barney's group is Marsha, Tony, Anita and Greg. Right over there.

Alright, everybody.

I know that in the next three days we'll get to know each other much better.

When we all get together again, I promise it won't be the same.

Let's go. There's spray paint on my map.

He spray painted your map? Yes.

Well, at least he didn't graffiti the tree, dear.

Okay? Let's go. Come on!

Come on, come on.

We're here.

Home sweet home. Just put everything down... and rest.

God, we finally made it.

Oh, it's not that bad.

Back home we've got hills like this all over.

So do we, the Hollywood Hills. Right, Tony?

I guess.

Who's hungry?

I am. I am I am.

Good, let's cook something before we set up camp.

I know we're supposed to catch fish, and we will.

Maybe tomorrow.

But I thought you guys would like a little something special.

I know I'm bending the rules a little bit, but...

Whoa, hey! Hey, wieners!

You can break the rules. You're a cop.


I'm doing it now because when I had a chance to do it with my own son, I didn't.

How old is he?

My son would have been 18.

He was murdered here last year.

God, I'm sorry.

You didn't know.

Hey, look, uh...

I'm sorry for giving you a hard time.

It's alright. I'm used to it.

I'm a cop, remember?


Where'd you learn to chop wood like that?

I've never chopped it before, but I've chopped other things.

Let me know when you want these sticks, Mr. Miranda.

Any time now, sweet pea.

And call me Herman.

Where's Snowboy? I don't know.


Yeah, what?

Time to go fishing.

What a dildo.

Do we have to? We gotta eat, don't we?

I hate fish.

That's no way to talk, sweet pea.

You guys go get a couple poles and some bait and I'll meet you down by the lake in a few minutes.


Sweet pea.

Come on out, sweet pea.

Daddy won't make you go fishing if you don't want to, sweet pea.

Hey, you know, this is kind of fun.


Kind of stupid, if you ask me.

I think I caught something.

Oh. Where'd that thing come from?

Storm must have washed it up.

Lot of trash in this lake. What day is it, anyway?

It's Saturday. Yeah, the 14th.

Here. I'll do it.

You get used to it after a while.

It's kind of fun. Trip out!

Herman should be here by now.

I wonder what's taking him so long.

He's trying to get into that rich skank's pants.

That's disgusting.

I wouldn't mind having a piece of her myself.


Come here, dude, let me try.

Yeah. Yeah.

We've got company. Oh, shit.


Maria, give me a chance!

My old lady don't give me no more of nothing no more.


Herman, come back in here. What are you doing?

Good thing you're dead, because in a couple years your breasts would have been sagging something terrible.

Hey, when are Herman and Janet coming back?

Not for a long time.

But before he left he said we should go to be early.

We've got a big day tomorrow.

You brat. Screw off.

Snowboy, would you help me with the fish?

I'm busy. Doing what?

I'm making art.

Trip out on this.

That's my tent.

Bombs away!

I warned you.

Party all night! Teenage wasteland!

Why did I think this year would be any different?

That was the best burger I have ever eaten.

Sounds like it. Mine, too.

Thanks for cooking, Tony. Yeah, thanks Tony.

No problem.

Well, I've got to go to the latrine.

Nothing against your burgers, Tony.

Tony, why don't you go with her?

No, I'll be alright. Maybe so.

But I don't want you going by yourself.

Go ahead.

Fine. God.

Tony's escort service.

Can you believe that about Barney's son?

God, I know. God.

If I had known all that had happened, I would never have come here.

Would you have? No way.

This place gives me the creeps.


But I'm glad to be out of L.A.

Hey, did you hear that?

What? Something in the woods.

No. Now come on.

Give me the flashlight.

Hey, who the hell's out there?

Who is it?

Who is it? What do you want?

Stop it.

Batter up.

I'm not very active in the morning until I've had my coffee.

Is it almost done?

Riff. Riff.

Riff, please turn the music down.

You scared the shit out of me.

Sorry. It's an old habit.

What are you doing here?

I'm supposed to switch with someone from this group.

Herman said so.

He wasn't supposed to...

He's always screwing up.

So who's like, the shithead you're supposed to switch with?


That's fucking great.

Hey, how old are you, anyway?

Seventeen. Oh. You look older.

I know.

When I was young, our town's water supply didn't have any fluoride.

Hey, how come there's only two tents?

The other one got sort of wrecked.

It was pretty wild here last night.

Alright. That tent's yours.

I think Peter and Snowboy are in there right now.

Anybody home?

There's no one in here.

You bitch! That hurt.

Don't you ever...

You're a Gemini, and a Cancer...

Aries. I'm a Libra.

Now that we know each other's signs... Maria!

Come join us.

I call this our sharing and caring time.

For instance, what's your favorite movie?

E.T. That's nice.

Bobby, what's yours?

I like movies that make America look great.


Like Rambo Part 3. Great film.

Cindy, what's your favorite movie?

Oh, I don't know.

Ones with really good acting, like Gone with the Wind, or The Carebears.

How about it, Riff?

Ones with tits and blood.


What I want to know is why we have to keep listening to these stupid rap tapes.

I mean, who likes that stuff anymore?

Fuck you. Riff, now--

I mean, rap is a hell of a lot better than that country shit.

I never said I liked country.

I'd rather see that than a bunch of darkies who can't sing.

Bitch. Riff.

You dirty nigger.

Riff, stop it! Stop it right now!

Stop it right now or I will call Officer Whitmore.

Shame on you, Cindy.

So... Maria.

What's your favorite color?

Blood-red. Hey, me too.

Really? Yeah!

Oh, sharing. That's nice.

He scared that raccoon half to death.

It was so funny. Come on, Tony.

Scream again, we want to hear it, come on.

This white girl keeps giving me a hard time.

You poor baby. I hate to ask this, but whatever happened to Angela Baker?

Nobody knows.

There've been no pictures of her since seven years ago.

Plus, when she was 18 her juvenile records were destroyed.

So all we have to go on are descriptions.

But she was a counselor here last year.

Didn't anyone take a picture with her?

Nope. She wasn't very popular.

Supposedly nobody wanted to.

Well, what did she look like?

She's white.

5 foot 5, 115 pounds, brown eyes, reddish-brown hair.

She's 21 years old.

And what would you do if you ever met her?

I'd kill her.

Alright, you sharers. Come gather 'round.

Alright, everyone.

It's time to put our differences aside, Cindy, and try to move on. Atta girl.

We're going to do a trust game right now.

Let's break up into pairs.

Let's break up into pairs, Bobby.

Looks like you and me are partners-

Shut up! Cool, man. Right on.

One of you will be blindfolded with your hands tied behind your back.

Your partners will then lead you around and after 15 minutes or so you'll switch.

Oh, this'll be fun. You can go first.

Good work. Ow.

Oh, did I hurt you? I'm sorry.

How you doing, honey?

Okay. Good.

I wish I could say the same.

That nigger could have killed me.

I bet he would have liked that, too.

He could brag to all his homeboys how he massacred some rich white girl.

Those street gangs do that, you know.

Would you watch out? Sorry.

Be a good girl and stay right there just a second.

Hey! Gotta have my ciggy-

There's something crawling on me!

I don't see anything. Get this blindfold off.

What did you put on me?

Honey, it was nothing.

Your turn.

You don't have to get so screwed up about it.

You city kids have just got to get used to the country.

Too tight? Yeah.

Where are we? It's a surprise.

Well, I'm getting tired and my feet hurt.

I thought you country girls were used to this kind of stuff.

Ha ha. Are you a cheerleader?


Are you a virgin? No!

Do you take drugs? Doesn't everybody?

Strike three. It's about time we stopped.

Take this stuff off me right now.

Did you hear me?

Oh, I get it. You're leaving me now.

Oh, help! Something's crawling on me.


What... What are you doing?!


Oh, is this some kind of joke?

Oh, you think this is funny?

You don't know who you're messing with.

Do you know who my dad is?

What's going on?

Let me down!

Stop it!

I'll sue you for everything you've got!

Stop it!

Why are you doing this to me?!

Because you're a cheerleader, a fornicator, a drug taker, a nasty, snotty bigot, and besides that, you're real nice.

Where's Cindy? She's at the main camp.

She's got a headache.

Oh, be a dear and go get her.

And while you're at it, grab that garbage bag next to my tent and put it in the dump behind the dining hall.

Oh, and I'm almost out of bug spray.

There's some in the pantry next to the kitchen.

The door should be open.

Take the trail by the old outhouse.

Isn't there a cabin up there? Yeah, it was torn down.

Is that where they found all those dead bodies last year?

How'd you know about that?

I guess I read about it.

Don't tell the others. It'll spook 'em.

Hurry back. It's almost time for lunch.

Good morning, campers. Good morning, Angela.

Isn't it a wonderful day to be alive?


Oh, I'm a happy camper. I love the summer sun.

I love the trees and forests. I'm always having fun.

Oh, I'm a happy camper. I love the clear blue sky.

And with the grace of God, I'll camp until I die.

Thank you! Thank you!

As some of you may know...

I've had a lot of hard times in my life.

I've been abused, picked on, and misunderstood as long as I can remember.

But that's why places like this are so great.

We can go to camp and learn to love each other.

Thanks for being such good kids.

You've made this camp a lot of fun.

I love you all.

You like me. You really, really like me!

Thanks, dear. ls Cindy coming?

No. She's resting in one of the cabins.

She's not supposed to do that.

Oh, well. What can I do?

Well, are you ready for another trust game?

I thought it was time to eat.

Well, it's almost time. Bobby, come over here, dear.

I want you two to stand together.

Come on, side by side.

And I'm going to tie you together.

Now, you're going to have to coordinate your walking, and your hand movements, everything.

On, Riff.

Since Cindy's not feeling well, looks like you and I are gonna be partners.

No fucking way.

How long do we have to do this for?

Well, until you catch enough fish for lunch and dinner.

It'll test how well you work together.

What about the steak you were cooking?

That was mine. I'm allergic to fish.

Here, give me the hook.


Wow, you're good at that.

Yeah, that's what everybody says.

Now cast.

So Why'd you come here, anyway?

Well, it's a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Plus it'll look great on my resume.

Will you hold this for a minute?


Can I tell you something?


I think you're nice.


Do you think I'm nice?

Yeah, I guess.


Can I tell you something else?


I like being tied up.

Especially next to you. It turns me on.

Stop it!

I thought you wanted it! No!

Your type always does.

At least not now.

Meet me at the main camp right after dark.

How will we get away from Lilly?

Don't worry. I'll handle it.

Oh, excuse me.

Just keep it down.

Good job, but why don't you put them down?

Riff? Marie and Bobby caught the fish.

I think you should clean them.

Oh, fuck that shit.

Bobby, maybe you should clean them.

But that's not fair. He never does anything.

I'll handle it!


Look, we just spent two hours catching fish.

I think it's only fair that you clean them.

Can you please turn that down?


I said turn down the music!


You heard me the first time!


Bobby, clean the fish.

This is pretty easy.

Oh, yeah? Make it harder.

Hey, how's that? Alright, alright, stop it!

Stop it, I'm getting dizzy. God.


Get this off me.

Alright, it's gonna be your turn now.

Nuh-uh. Mm-hm.

I'll tell. I'll do it. Oh, jeez. I'm scared.

Hey, so what's it like where you live, huh?

Where I live it's kind of- Oh, no, don't tell me.

You go to a little red brick school and you're in the choir.

It's orange brick and I'm in the band.

Same difference. You got really nice parents, and your town has a park where every 4th of July there's fireworks, plus at Christmas there's a big parade when Santa Claus arrives.

Yes! Yes. Am I right?

You don't have to make fun of me, you know.

And what have you been doing to me this whole weekend?

Tony, are you in a gang?

Yeah. Really?

Where I come from everybody is.

God. Well, what is that like?

Oh, you know! Baggy pants, man!

The low riders! The bandanas.

All that gang shit.

I wish I could get out.

Why don't you?

Because the only way to do that is to move.

Well, you could move. Yeah, I could.

Maybe I'll come live with you in Idaho.

It's Ohio. Same difference. Same difference.

Are you scared of me?

No. Well... I was, kind of.

You're very pretty.


Can I kiss you?

Wait. What's wrong?

Nothing. Just, if we're gonna make love...

You have to wear one of these.

Okay? I'm moving to Ohio.


Let's play the blindfold game together.

Oh, no, I don't think so.

Please? I'll lead you back to camp.

That was you can check up on Cindy.

Why not? I was beginning to worry about her anyway.

I'll get two strips of cloth.

I got some.

I'll do you.

So are you planning a trip soon?

Yes, Herman and I are going to Europe.

It'll be very expensive, but like Herman says, we're worth it.

You know, I saw cockroaches in the pantry.

And I think I saw a mouse.


We've got to do something about that.


Why do you bury your trash?

Uh, garbage companies cost an arm and a leg.

They're not that expensive.

Every penny counts, let me tell you.

It hasn't been easy taking over this place.

Nobody wants to go to a camp where everyone's been slaughtered.

So, have you ordered your tickets yet?


Good, because your trip's been cancelled.

Let me out of here!

Get me out of here!

What are you doing?! Stop, get me out of here!

There's rats in here! They'll eat me alive!

Don't worry. They'll be suffocated soon.

What are you doing? Get me out of here!

Oh, I'm a happy camper. I love the summer sun.

I love the trees and forests. I'm always having fun.

Oh, I'm a happy camper. I love the clear blue sky.

And with the grace of God, I'll camp until I die.

Help me!

I changed my mind about Europe. You can go with us!

By the way“-

Your husband fools around.

You can't leave me. You can't leave me.

Come back! Come back!

Oh, no. You're in big trouble.

You little shit, get back here right now!

Come back here, did you hear me?!

Come back and dig me out of here!

No, no! Not the lawnmower!

No No

Guess who?

Bobby? Yeah.

How'd you know? Lucky guess.

Stand against the tree.

So you like to be tied up, huh?

Yeah, but don't tell anyone, okay?

If the wrong person found out I could lose an election someday.

My lips are sealed.

Put your hands behind the tree.

Aren't you going to take my clothes off first?

No, it's much more fun like this.



This is like something in one of those dirty magazines, you know?

Bondage Camp.

Oh, wouldn't that be cool?

Reading about this?

I think it's much more fun to live it.


I really appreciate this.

You know, I don't want you to think that I don't respect you or anything because I really do.

I think you're really a neat person.

So... When do we screw?

Hey, what are you doing?

Thank God there'll be one less idiot in politics.

Hey: What are you doing?!


Get back here!

Yes, sir.

Angels are pretty, angels can fly, and here is an angel that can make you die.

You got no style, got no flair, all you do is fight and swear, so say your prayers and make amends, 'cause your life story is about to end.

What the fuck?


Hey, what the fuck? You fuckhead!

I'll get you!

OW! Ow! Hey! Ow!

There's Maria.


Hi. What can we do for you?

Herman wants me in this group.

I'm supposed to switch.

With Marsha.

Oh, man. Oh my God.

I mean, our group was so good!

Maybe if I talk with Herman he'll let you stay.

But it's not my camp so we're gonna have to do what he wants.

Besides, we're all getting together tomorrow anyway.

I know, but it was tonight that was so special.

With us? Or with Tony?

Maria, look out! God.

Are you alright?

It hurts. What are we gonna do?

Got to cut it off.

No! I'm just joking.

Come on, now lighten up.

Let's get you up. Let's take it easy.

We're lucky we have this.

Our first aid kit is pretty empty.

What a surprise.

Well, it doesn't look that bad.

But you're going to need to stay off of it as much as possible.

Is it gonna make it feel better?


Thanks. I mean it.

As soon as I get this thing bandaged, I'm gonna have to go get Herman.

How well do you know him?

Not very well.

Good, because he's a terrible counselor and so is Lilly. Oh, they're not that bad.

They eat steak while we eat fish.

He fornicates with the campers.

He does?

And she's so lazy, she doesn't do anything but sit around all day.

And how do you know all this?

I have eyes.

Did Herman really tell you to come switch with Marsha?

Or did you just make all that up?

I made it up. I want to be with you guys.

Sorry, Maria.

You got to stick to the rules.

And you're going to have to go back to Herman.

Oh, Barney, she can come with us.

Please? It's just for one more day.


We'll help you walk back to the camp.

Sorry. You do it.

Does Lilly really just sit around all day?

Yeah. In fact, she's out there right now.

Go see for yourself. Really?

Can I, Barney?

Sure. Just don't laugh in her face, okay?

I won't.

I'm warning you, it's not a pretty sight.

Alright, I'll be right back. Okay.

How's that feel?


What's wrong?

Oh my God.

Oh, God.

Seems like every time I go to camp, somebody loses their head.


You remind me of this girl I used to know.

Her name was Molly.

What? She was really nice.

Marsha, get out of here! Run to the highway!

No! Sta“

Marsha, get out of here!

Marsha, get out of here!

You look just like your son when you get mad.

How many have you killed this time?

I don't know. Lots.

But I had no choice. They deserved it.

You going to kill me, too?

Well, how are you going to do it?

Knife? Drill?

How about a chainsaw?


Battery acid?

Or are you just going to cut my head off like you did my son's?

Come on, Angela.

What's it gonna be?

A gun.

Oh my God!


Don't make me hurt you.

We're going to have so much fun together, just great.

I think we should go look for them.

Me too.

Barney told us to wait.

Maybe it's some kind of test.

It was hours ago, man.


Barney wants to see us all at the main camp.

Marsha's there, too.

We're gonna play some kind of a trust game or something.

Where've you guys been?

Oh, it's a long story.

Hey, how come you don't have to be tied up?

Because Barney said so.

Hey, when's he getting here?

I told you, any time now.

You know, this is bullshit. Don't swear.

It'll be fun. Says your mama.

Okay. All set.

Oh, there's Barney!


Oh, never mind. I thought I saw him.

Is that him?


Mind's playing tricks on me, I guess.

Oh, there he is.

Barney. Thanks for dropping in.

Okay, time to play.

Now, the object of the game is to stay alive.

The rules are simple.

Marsha is in one of the three cabins behind me.

Is she in cabin number one, cabin number two, or cabin number three?

You have exactly two minutes to find out.

If you run away, I'll kill you.

If you don't find her, I'll kill you.

And if you hurt me in any way, I will kill you.

Any questions? Good.

On your marks, get set, go!

Do you think I'm joking?

I'm dead serious.

And you just lost 15 seconds.

Look, she'll kill us. Let's go!


Minute and a half to go.


I can't take this anymore! No!

Move along, move along! No!

Two down and one to go!

40 seconds left.



You made it, with 7 seconds left.

You guys are nice kids.

If you ask me these other two were kind of boring.

Well, I've got to be going.

All the phone lines have been cut, but there's a pay phone about three miles up the road, at a little store.

I have to admit, I kind of had a crush on you.

But you and Marsha make a nice couple.

And as my aunt always says, there's plenty of fish in the sea.


Marsha, stop it!

Stop it. Stop it!

It's okay. We're gonna call the police.

We've gotta call the police. Come on.

You try to be nice to somebody and...

Look what happens.

You okay?

You sure?


I love you so much, babe.

I think everything's going to be okay.

I'll move to Ohio.

We can be together forever.

Get married... Tony.


I kind of already have a boyfriend.

You could come visit me.

Yeah, I could do that.

She's still alive.

She doesn't deserve to live.

What do you mean?

Let's kill her. Nobody'll know.

I don't know.

Come on! She's a fucking maniac.

It wouldn't be hard to do.

It'll put an end it it once and for all.

Alright. Where are we? I'll check.

Jesus Christ! God!

Hey! What's going on back there?

Just taking care of business.