Teen Titans Go! S1E19 Script

Meatball Party (2013)

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

(DISTANT CHIRPING)

(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

Meatball party!

-Who wants meatballs?

-I want meatballs!

Then you get meatballs!

I want meatballs!

But I'm a vegetarian.

Then you get tofu meatballs!

Ooh! What are the meatballs?

You're about to find out.

Keep it down.

I'm trying to read.

Coming at you, girl.

Meatball party!

Do you know what time it is?

ALL: Mystery meatball time!

-Ah, who's gonna get it?

-(BEEPING)

And the mystery meatball goes to

-(BEEPING)

-Raven!

Why do you always have to force everyone to do what you think is fun?

Because everybody loves meatballs.

Eat, eat, eat the meatball!

Eat, eat, eat the meatball!

Eh...

Shh...

Eat the meatball!

(DISTANT HOWLING)

(OWL HOOTING)

(SCREAMING)

Eat the meatball!

Eat the meatball.

(QUACKING)

(EERILY) Eat the meatball.

Fine!

I'll eat your stupid meatball.

? She gonna eat it, she gonna eat it

? Mmm-mmm, she's gonna eat it

? Eat it, she's gonna eat it

? Mmm-mmm, she's gonna eat it CYBORG: ? Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meatball

-One mystery meatball coming up.

-(BELL DINGS)

(UNENTHUSIASTICALLY) Ew...

This looks delicious.

My tooth... What did you put in that thing?

Well, it's a cyborg meatball.

So it's half meat, half robot.

(LAUGHS)

(FAKE LAUGHS)

Of course, it is.

Hey, Ray, how's that tooth doing, huh?

Looks like someone's giving you the silent treatment.

Silent treatment?

I love the silent treatment.

So, Raven...

Don't say anything if I can wear your cloak.

Awesome! Thanks.

Let's see if it fits.

Mmm. (SNIFFS) Fresh.

Look at me, I'm Raven.

(IMITATING RAVEN)

Darkness... Death...

Skulls and bones...

(ALL LAUGH)

Don't say anything if I can use your spell book to turn the couch into a burrito.

Hmm?

Awesome!

(CASTING SPELL)

(CROAKING)

Oops! I got this.

(CASTING SPELL)

-(NEIGHING)

-Almost had it.

(CASTING SPELL)

Don't say anything if...

I'm not talking

'cause that stupid meatball cracked my tooth!

(SCREAMING)

Ah!

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

Ow!

Uh... Er... Raven?

You, uh, said something about a cracked tooth?

And this crack is like a portal from which terrible things escape every time you open your mouth?

I'm guessing this has something to do with you being part demon.

You have an octopus living in your mouth?

Are you that...

-(BEAST BOY SCREAMING)

-ROBIN: Close your mouth.

Close your mouth!

Ah!

-We have to get you to a dentist.

-No way!

-I hate dentists!

-Ow!

Oh...

Argh!

Ow!

Ugh!

Why does it keep going for me?

(FINGERNAILS SCREECHING)

Oh!

Sorry, Rave.

We draw the line at devouring teammates.

We're taking you to the dentist.

(DISTANT TELEPHONE RINGING)

Whoa, guys!

If they seal that tooth, Beast Boy will be stuck in there forever.

Well, nothing we can do about it now.

I believe there is still time to stop--

(YELLING)

Can't you see I'm reading an important periodical?

Found the pork chop hiding in the tree.

Now, where are you, you tricky spool of thread?

DENTIST: Open wide.

(ROBIN HUMMING)

-You know, Goofus reminds me of Beast Boy so much.

-(BANGING)

Too bad we'll never see him again.

-Argh!

-(THUD)

-So, we all good now?

-What do you think?

No!

We have lost half our team and Raven still cannot open her mouth!

What are we going to do?

There's only one thing we can do.

Meatball party!

Who wants meatballs?

Perhaps, there is a better option.

Yes.

Perhaps.

Argh!

Can't you see this is all your fault, Cyb--

(SCREECHING)

Ah!

Clearly, that was your fault.

You're going to communicate by drawing pictures?

(GASPS)

I love this game!

Force... Angel... No good.

Is that a clock or time?

Hmm...

I always force you to have a good time?

Booyah! I am so good!

But I thought that was our thing.

You pretend to hate having fun and I force you to have it.

Sometimes you just want to do your own thing.

Genius! How did I put that together with just a drawing of a snake and an upside down happy face, I have no idea!

I didn't realize I made you feel this way.

When I act this way, you find me super, super irritating?

Aw, yeah! I'm on a roll!

Don't you worry, Raven, I'm gonna make this right.

Open wide.

Ah...

(SCREAMING)

(ROARING)

Uh... Ah!

(ANGRY GROWLING)

Tentacle, whack.

Another tentacle! Whack!

Poke, poke! (GROANS)

Oh!

(SCARED)

There's no way out, bro.

We've tried everything.

Quit it! We're all gonna die!

The only way out is to seal that crack.

And I got just the thing to do it.

(SCREECHING)

(BEEPING)

(GROANING)

Argh!

Gah! My mouth tastes like meatballs.

I know!

We're all super jealous.

Look, Raven, I'm sorry.

Just 'cause I enjoy something doesn't mean I need to force it on everyone else.

I won't ever do that again.

Promise?

Promise.

Meatball party!

Sorry, Raven, I just can't help myself.

? If meat is a ball

? You can eat it

? You can eat it all ?