Teen Titans Go! S1E3 Script

Driver's Ed (2013)

? Go ?

[theme music]

? T-E-E-N ?

? T-I-T-A-N-S ?

? Teen Titans ?

? Let's go ?

? Tee-tee-tee-tee-tee ??

? Teen Titans ?

? Go ??

[instrumental music] zap zap zap zap zap zap This is gonna be the greatest achievement of my life!

[zapping] click click click

[zapping]

Beast boy, emergency.

No time to explain.

Come on, get the car!

Gotta go!

[zapping]

[intense music] vroom What's the emergency?

Got a monster to deal with.

A monster case of the munchies.

Cheeseburger, fries, milk shake, and a small side salad, stat.

[indistinct]

Man, these backups seem like they take longer every week.

[door slams]

Cyborg, emergency.

'No time to explain.'

Come on, get in the car!

We gotta go! beep beep beep

[intense music]

Check it out, Dog Simulator 2000.

[clatters]

gulp gulp gulp You cannot eat the berry, Silkie.

They are bad for you.

Yes, they are.

Oh, yes, they are.

[glass shatters]

Starfire, emergency!

No time to explain! Come on!

Get the car! We gotta go! chomp chomp chomp

[intense music]

Pick me up in an hour.

Thank you.

Arrrr!

[growls]

Back, foul demon.

[zapping]

Azarath metrion zinth..

[machine whirring]

Raven, emergency!

No time to explain!

Come on, get the car!

We gotta go!

[intense music]

chomp

clang clang clang Guys, emergency!

No time to explain!

Come on! Get the car!

We gotta go!

Guys, emergency!

Car, go, now!

Guys.. He he. Emergency?

Oh, yeah? So, what's the big emergency, Robin?

Everything's half off at the dollar store!

Man, all week you've been bumming rides for stupid stuff.

You know you messed up my weekly backup, right?

You're lucky I didn't lose any important data.

I must agree with Cyborg.

It is most irritating.

Thank you. beep beep beep Who's that orange girl?

[crackling]

Why can't you just drive yourself, dude?

Uh...my, uh.. Ahem.

My license was suspended.

What?

Yeah. I..

I was in a little fender bender.

No, no, no.

You don't need to come down.

It's, uh, just a scratch. boom So, you destroyed the Batmobile.

[laughter]

You did not.

Ahh!

Ah, you in trouble.

He he he!

It is enjoyable to laugh at someone else's misfortune.

Anyways, I found a guy on the internet.

He says he'll get my license back, no problemo.

Sounds kinda sketchy, Robin.

It's on the level.

Besides, how can I not pass?

I am a master driver.

[instrumental music]

[tires screeches]

Well, this is where the driving instructor told me to meet.

"Get in. Start engine."

Okay.

[engine revving]

[music on radio]

[hip-hop music]

[alarm blaring]

[intense music]

thud

[hip-hop music]

My name is Ed. I'll be your driving instructor.

Ed, as in "Driver's Ed?"

Ha ha!

Just Ed.

The way this works is that every time you fail to comply with an instruction, I make a deduction.

Too many deductions, you fail.

Hey, what's that noise?

Is that--

Pull out into traffic and proceed through the intersection.

But what about the--

And that's a deduction.

[sighs]

Okay. Right, right.

I'm going.

[dramatic music]

[gunfire]

I swear, that sounds like--

Eyes front.

Sorry.

That's a deduction.

Left here.

[tires screeching]

No signal, another deduction.

Oh, man.

[siren wailing]

Increase your speed.

If you say so.

Now, turn right.

[tires screeching]

Are you sure?

Deduction.

Left.

'Deduction, hard right.'

[sirens wailing]

Turn right.

But there's no..

Two deductions.

Hard right.

[sirens wailing]

I think we're finished here.

So, how did I do?

So, you failed your driver's test?

[laughing]

Whoo.

[sighs]

Master driver, huh?

[scoffs]

[chuckling]

Laughing at your shortcomings makes us all feel better about ourselves.

[giggles]

[sighs]

It is okay, Robin.

A lot of people fail the test of driving.

Will someone please tell me who that strange woman is?

Look, I'm a great driver.

I'm just not a great test-taker.

'L, R, alligator' and blurry spot.

[crashes]

The good thing is I can keep re-taking the test until I pass.

And I will pass.

Because I am a master driver.

He is gonna fail, isn't he?

Big time.

[alarm blaring]

[gunfire]

So, last time I think you freaked me out a little but now I'm ready.

Did you hear that?

It sounds like..

That's going to be a--

Okay, okay.

No deductions.

[sirens wailing]

This music is terrible.

[classical music on radio]

That's a deduction.

thud Only three seconds in the air, deduction.

[door dings]

[sirens wailing]

I asked you to turn down the cereal aisle.

I know, that's a deduction.

["Benny Hill" theme music]

[crashing]

[door dings]

Meet me for a re-take in front of the casino.

[gunfire]

By the money factory.

[gunfire]

At the end of the rainbow.

[gunfire]

How about you just tell me who you are?

We went to school together, right?

You look a lot like my cousin.

Did we eat at the same restaurant the other night?

Hey, is that Robin?

Huh. He's supposed to be meeting his driver's ed instructor.

I don't know why he's in front of a jewelry store.

[alarm blaring]

[tires screeching]

[gunfire]

Looks like it's because he's the getaway driver.

Surely Robin is not aware he is aiding and abetting a criminal.

Well, that's why we've got to warn him..

...whoever you are.

[electricity crackling]

[car honking]

What are they doing here?

Oh, they're here to laugh at me.

No superpowers, and can't drive.

I bet that's what they're saying.

I'll show them.

Make a right here.

Stow it, Ed.

I've got this one.

[tires screeching]

[upbeat music] boom

[crashing]

[thumping]

[music continues]

[dramatic music]

boing screech crash boom thump Nice driving, Cyborg.

[electricity crackling]

Hey, when did Starfire get here?

[panting]

[gulping]

You pass.

Yes!

But only because I never want you as a getaway driver again.

I was using you the whole time, and you couldn't see it.

Nope, I knew. That's why I'm not warning you about the demon.

[screaming]

That's right. Master driver.