Teen Titans Go! S1E32 Script

No Power (2013)

(OPENING THEME PLAYING)

Okay, Titans.

I've spent weeks designing an obstacle course to push us right to our limits.

Test our muscles, reflexes, and most important, our ability to think on our feet.

Man, you really love obstacle courses, don't you?

Yes, I do!

Now, follow my lead.

That is, if you can.

(BEEPING)

Titans, go!

Aah! Ha ha!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Scared?

Fine, we're coming.

And, I'm done.

(GRUNTING)

If you can survive this, you can survive anything.

(CLEARS THROAT) Okay.

Gotta time this just right.

Or not.

(SQUAWKING)

(GASPING) Huh!

Limits being pushed.

(ZAPPING)

That was very, very obstacle-y.

(TERRIFIED)

Please don't die.

Please, please don't die.

Can we go now?

(STRUGGLING)

What was I thinking when I designed this?

(ROBIN SHRIEKING)

What took you so long?

No fair! You used your powers!

Aren't superheroes supposed to use their powers?

But this was supposed to test your reflexes, your ability to think.

No need to think when you can turn into a bird, bra.

You guys rely too much on your powers and it's made you lazy.

That is not true.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Why are you burning a hole through the tower wall?

Because it is too far to fly to the door.

Unbelievable.

I bet you guys couldn't even go one day completely powerless.

Of course we could.

But why would we?

To prove you're not getting soft.

And because if any of you could last a whole day, I'll make you the new leader of the Teen Titans.

Ooh. I like the sound of that.

Then we have a deal.

-Twenty-four hours starts--

-Uh-uh!

You're using your powers.

(GULPING)

Ah, yeah!

It's finally lunch time.

I've been waiting since breakfast for this!

(STRAINING)

(STRUGGLING)

Lid... too... tight.

(SIGHING)

No problemo.

Someone's using their powers.

Ah!

(STREAKY SOUND)

Ha! Enjoy your dry pickle jar juice, Beasty.

I'm just going to make a frozen burrito.

(SINGING AND DRUMMING)

User of super-powers!

I gotta get off my feet.

They're killing me.

(THUMPING SOUND)

Why doesn't anybody ever sweep around here.

This floor is disgusting.

-(BANJO JAMBOREE PLAYING)

-Yee-haw!

(GULPING)

? Powers are being used by you! ?

(SQUASHING)

I am going to my room to partake of the mustard.

-(SQUIRTING)

-(GIGGLING)

(ZAPPING)

Powers!

Fine. I will just walk all the way to the door.

See. Not using powers isn't so easy, is it?

(FROZEN CRUNCH SOUND)

Argh.

How do you do it, man?

Your life!

Your life must be so horrible.

(ALARM SOUNDING)

-It's the HIVE.

-I guess that's a time-out on the no powers.

No way! It just means you're going to find out what it's like going up against the bad guys without a super crutch.

Unless of course, you want to forfeit the challenge.

Ugh. No.

We'll do it.

Titans, go!

(LOUD THUD)

You guys ready to find out what I'm faced with every day?

(CHUCKLING)

How can I defeat a super villain when I can't even open a pickle jar?

How does Robin do it?

It appears he uses common objects and turns them into weapons.

Maybe we can do the same.

Titans, go!

(MEOWING)

(MEOWING)

What took you so long?

-You defeated them?

-Yep.

So now you know how hard it is, right?

Heh-heh.

It's not so hard, bro.

I've got a major case of the munchies.

Then let's chow-down, baby!

(ANGRY KITTY HISSING)

(CHOMPING SOUNDS)

(BASHING SOUNDS)

I always thought you made things look so easy.

Now I know they actually were.

-(CRUNCHING)

-Ah!

You have taught us we are just as capable as you.

And in a couple more hours, one of us will be the new leader.

(MUTTERING)

No powers, no problem, we're just as capable...

Yeah, we'll see about that.

(ALARM SOUNDING)

(VIDEO GLITCHING)

Titans...captured...

Tied up in the obstacle course...

Rigged to explode...

Need help... save me!

Guys, you made it!

Robin, who did this?

Not important. Right now you've got to through this course and save me before the timer runs out!

And I'm sorry to say that the only way to do it is by using your powers!

Why do we have to do that?

Don't ask questions!

Starfire, use your eye-beams to short-out the timer!

Beast Boy, turn into an elephant!

(VOCALIZING ELEPHANT)

Raven, use your telekinesis!

(MAKING WOOING SOUND)

Cyborg, target the main control panel and blast it!

What are you waiting for?

We are going to do this without our powers.

Titans, go!

-(THUDDING)

-Ow.

ALL: Ah! Yeah!

(GROANING)

Yeah! Huh! (LAUGHING)

Use your powers! Please!

Ugh!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(GRUNTING)

-Yeah!

-(THUDDING)

Come on, Beast Boy!

Turn into a bird or something!

No way, bra.

I got this.

Whoa! (SIGHING)

Or not...

(ALARM SOUNDING)

(ALL GASPING)

(ZAPPING)

(EXPLOSION)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Oh, my... (VOMITING)

(ALL SOBBING)

(ROBOT MALFUNCTIONING)

Guys?

Wait, it was a fake?

You just wanted us to use our powers so we couldn't win the contest.

Not cool.

(SIGHING)

It just really bothered me that it was so easy for you to stop using your powers.

I mean, you know if you guys can make it as heroes without super powers, then what's so special about me?

Dude! You are not just another Titan.

We look to you for guidance.

Inspiration.

You're our leader, bro.

You're right!

I am your leader!

(DINGS)

Yoink! But not anymore!

Twenty-four hours!

We have done it.

Yeah, boy! Guess we're all the new leaders of the Teen Titans, bra!