Teen Titans Go! S1E33 Script

Sidekick (2013)

(CHANGING CHANNELS)

Sorry, Titans, no time to chit chat...

I'm off on a secret mission.

(CHANGING CHANNELS)

That's right, I'm heading out now on classified work.

-No questions, please.

-(CONTINUES CHANGING CHANNEL)

It's "top, top, tippity top" secret.

(CLEARING THROAT LOUDLY)

So where are you going, Robin?

(GASPS)

How many times do I have to tell you?

It's top secret!

-Okay.

-Goodbye.

Have fun.

If you need me, I'll just be at the...

...Batcave.

(GLASS SHATTERS)

Batcave?

Can I come?

What about me?

What about me?

-I would also like to visit.

-Beats hanging around here.

-Can I come?

-What about me?

(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Uh-uh, nope.

Uh-uh, nope.

I'm the only one Batman trusts on this super important mission.

-Can I come?

-What about me?

Besides, you Titans are needed here.

(WHIRRING)

Someone might jaywalk.

(ENGINE REVVING)

(GLASS SHATTERS)

(ENGINE REVVING)

-(BEEPING)

-Robin.

(BUZZES)

Robin.

(BUZZES)

The, uh...

(CLEARS THROAT)

-...Boy Wonder.

-(BEEPS)

AUTOMATED MALE VOICE:

Voice recognition activated.

Boy Wonder.

(VOICE TITTERS)

All right, let's get to work.

(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)

(BUTTON CLACKING)

-(COMPUTER BEEPS)

-Huh. What's this?

(READING)

(GROANS)

Oh, snap. Juice.

(STUTTERING)

How did you get in the Batcave past all the alarms and sensors and booby traps?

-You left the door open.

-(GRUNTS)

I thought you said this was an important mission.

-Ah!

-This is an important mission.

-(ALARM BLARING)

-(GASPS)

Is that the crime alert?

No!

It's time to feed the fish.

No time to loose!

Must act fast!

-(TITANS LAUGHING)

-(GASPS)

Oh, for real?

STARFIRE: What is with the short shorts?

Come on, come on, come on, you can't be in here.

I've strict orders from Batman.

Don't worry, bro, we'll leave.

But first, let's check this place out.

Get down from there.

Just ignore him, guys.

-(CLANGING)

-Ah!

Don't lose those!

Two, three, four.

(DROOLING)

Take that off!

But the costume is too tight to remove.

Ah, ah... She's so...

(MUMBLING)

(SNARLING)

(BOTH SNARLING)

(CLANGING)

No, no, no.

That is not a toy.

It's a giant remote controlled dinosaur robot, of course it's a toy!

-(LOUD CLANGING)

-(CRACKLING)

Oh.

Ooh!

The ultimate batarang.

I thought it was just a myth.

Ow!

No one is allowed to touch the ultimate batarang.

This is Batman's most prized possession.

If anything happened to it, he'd kill me.

-Now, let's...

-(GLASS SHATTERING)

Awesome!

(METALLIC WHOOSHING)

(DOG GROWLING)

(SCREAMING)

(MIMICS BATMAN)

Well, well, well, what happened here?

I'm so, so sorry.

So, so, so sorry, Batman.

I leave you in charge for one day and what do you do?

I didn't mean to let you down.

What are we going to do with him, Alfred?

(MIMICS ALFRED)

Well, I don't know, sir.

Please just give me another chance.

(GRUNTS)

(CHATTERING)

He has some major issues.

Why are you so scared of Batman anyway?

(SCOFFS) What... Scared?

Come on, me?

No way.

I think it's 'cause Batman used to be your boss, so you still do whatever he says.

It's not like that at all.

We're peers now.

We work together, side by side.

You mean you're a sidekick?

I am nobody's sidekick!

Yet you ride in a side car.

On a side note, you should grow some sideburns.

Or go see a sideshow.

Ooh, would you like a side of the fries with that?

Oh, you're so funny

'cause you're just saying "side" a lot.

(CACKLING) I know.

We're so hilarious.

(ALARM BLARING)

Robin, quickly, feed the fish!

-It's not the fish.

-(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

It's the H.I.V.E.

Think we should?

Definitely should.

Very should.

The should.

Shouldn't!

Not the ultimate batarang.

Hey, we might need it.

(WHOOSHING)

Let's see how this baby handles.

(ENGINE REVVING)

(BEEPING)

(BATS SCREECHING)

The Titans?

Let's do this.

(GROANS)

The H.I.V.E. can wait.

Got to get back Batman's equipment.

Cyborg, no!

(GRUNTING)

Two, three, four.

Wait, where's the fifth one?

Wait, recount.

One, two, three, four...

Where's the fifth one?

Ah-ha, there you are.

Come to Papa.

Beast Boy!

-(GROANS) What did you do?

-Ah!

(SQUEAKING)

Okay, this should come right out.

(ROBIN GRUNTING)

(WHISTLES)

You know the rules.

Go home.

(GRUNTS)

Not so fast.

-(CLANGS)

-Whee!

(GRUNTS)

Looks like so.

Think I got most of them back.

Little luck, he'll never notice.

Oh-ho-ho-ho.

Where is the ultimate batarang?

They've got it.

We can't let them use it.

'Cause it would kill us.

Because Batman would kill me.

(BEEPING)

No!

(WHOOSHING)

(RHYTHMIC MUSIC PLAYING)

That's the secret weapon?

It is not even a weapon.

Yeah. What would Batman use that for?

(RHYTHMIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

And... suddenly I'm a little less scared of Batman.

This is going to be fun.


(SCOFFS)

Maybe Batman won't notice.

(EXPLODES)

Are you gonna be okay?

We could stay with you as you speak to the Batman.

Nah. It's time I man up and tell him I am not a sidekick anymore.

I'm not gonna water his plants or feed his fish.

I mean, seriously, you just sprinkle it in.

Batman is about to learn that from now on he is not the boss of me.

(SCREAMING)

I didn't mean it, Batman.

I'll clean all this up.

Please don't be mad.

-Please, please...

-Uh, dude, I was just putting this back.

Uh, who am I kidding.

(SPRAYING)

(DOOR CLOSES)