Teen Titans Go! S1E37 Script

Legs (2014)



We know what that sound means.

-Oh, yeah.

-We are ready, Robin.

Then let's do it.

Titans, dance.

Ha, ha, ha!

Yeah, yeah, that's how green brothers do it!

Uh! Uh! Uh!

Step ball, change and heel, toe and hey!

(GRUNTS) Oh yeah, do the sprinkler.

Cabbage patch, uh, uh, The running man. Look out.


Oh, shake the thing!

-Hey, do you mind?




Hey Rave, you in there?


Get out!


I don't want to dance!

Oh shocking, Raven doesn't want to have fun.

You can't hide inside that cloak your whole life.


(GASPS) I believe it is the cloak that makes her this way.

So you think if I changed clothes I'd change personalities?

Perhaps. On Tamaran we celebrate the day of clorthog

-in which...

-Ah, ah, ah!

Not in the mood for one of your Tamaranean stories.

Raven's right. It's not the cloak that makes her no fun.

It's her terrible personality.


I think we should try an experiment.

? Life is sad my dad is bad Whoa!

? Too many things make me mad

? Oh la la la la Oh la la la ?

Hey guys, look what I have.


Ooh, put on the cloak.

-Ah, I'm scared.

-Do it, do it, do it.

Dude, what's it like in there?

It feels safe.

Mmm, quiet.


So nice and dark.

Let me try.




I too would like the experience of the wearing of the cloak.

What are you looking at, dog face?

Oh! So mean!

(SHUDDERING) I did not enjoy that.


Careful Cyborg, that cloak really does change you.

(SCOFFS) Whatevs.


Well nothing.

It's just a rag with a hole in it.

Ah! She's coming.

(GRUNTS) It won't come off!

Ha-ha! Very funny, guys.




-You've got legs.

Ah, this is so weird.

I'm only used to seeing your eyes and a little bit of your mouth. Ah!

Okay. That's better.

Come on. Give me back my cloak.


It's stuck. (CHUCKLING)

Ugh! I'm really angry at you for stealing my cloak.

Woah! Did you just share your feelings?

No, I'm just trying to tell you how uncomfortable you've made me.


Ow! You did it again.

You're sharing.

Ha ha! You're a new woman without that cloak to hold you back.

Stop it.

You're upsetting me.



(WHINING) Share.

Robin is correct.

Your posture is better and you are speaking more clearly.

And I'm, uh, getting used to your legs.

See? What do you think, Cyborg.

(HOARSELY) We live in a meaningless universe.


Her legs are pretty nice, actually.


Yo, Cy, wanna play some video games?

Quiet. I have to finish my father's dark work.


Do I smell vanilla?

Those are my ritual cand...


-Titans, dance.

-RAVEN: Hey.


-Give me a beat!




Dancing is fun.

Who knew I had all these moves.


That girl could get down.


-More dancing.

Stop dancing That's the real crime alert.

Titans, go!


Azarath Metrion...

Wait, I've got legs.

And I know how to use them.




Wow, that feels good.

Hey, why haven't I been fighting like this all my life?


Love those lovely, lovely legs, mama.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos.

(LAUGHING) That's not even magic, bro.

-Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

-Woah! Woah! Woah!

I was just joshing you, bro.


Listen up, Titans.

I'm calling a meeting to discuss a time for tomorrow's meeting.

I already called one.

Have a seat.

Oh, okay.

I've got an announcement to make.

-I'm leaving the Titans.




Drama queen.

You were all right.

That stupid cloak was holding me back.

Shhh... Don't listen to her.

Please, Raven.

You cannot leave us.

Oh, what's gonna happen to those legs?

These legs, along with the rest of me, shall henceforth be known as, "Lady Legasus."


Lady Legasus.

Oh, wow.

Well, it's been fun.

I guess.






Classy, Beast Boy.

Real classy.

Must you always have the sarcastic put-up and smart remark?

Hey, someone has to be the smart one around here.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

Dude, what are you doing?

Creating a portal to escape my despair.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos.

(LAUGHING) That cloak didn't give you any powers, bro.

It just made you no fun.

Super no fun.

You are a total sack of the sadness, Cyborg.

(LAUGHING) Yeah, grumpy grumpster McGrumpy-pants.

(LAUGHING) Oh, look at you.

Oh, you're so sad. Oh.

(MOCKING) I'm just gonna cry all day.



Waah! My life is so dark and gloomy.

(LAUGHING) Oh, man.

Ha, ha, ha! Oh...











Them legs. (CHOKING)


I feel... (HISSING)

...so much better.

Raven, I mean Lady Legasus, you came back.

I had to.

Apparently no one else can handle the dark power of my cloak.

And so for the greater good of humanity, I'll resign to bear the burden of wearing it again.

No! The legs!

(SOBBING) The legs are gone!

(SCOFFS) Whatever.


? Baby's done a bad bad thing ?