Teen Titans Go! S1E39 Script

Waffles (2014)

(THEME SONG PLAYING)


CYBORG: Waffles!

Waffles.

Excuse me?

Waffles?

Waffles?

Waffles.

STARFIRE: Waffles?

-Waffles!

-Waffles!

Wait... What?

Obviously, they're playing some idiotic game to see who can go the longest saying only "waffles."

Waffles.

(SINGSONG) Waffles.

(GIGGLING) Ooh-hoo-hoo!

I wish to participate in this merriment.

Waffles.

(CLICKING TONGUE)

Waffles.

But how does one say

"waffles" incorrectly?

-(EXCLAIMS)

-(LAUGHTER)

Saying "waffles" over and over isn't funny.

It's annoying. Please stop.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Waffles!

Waffles!

(GRUNTING)

What Robin is trying to say is that we're having trouble understanding the point of your waffles game.

Perhaps you can explain its appeal.

(SITAR MUSIC)

(HEAVY METAL GUITAR)

(R&B GROOVE)

BOTH:

? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles ?

Wow. Incredibly annoying.

Let's change the subject. Quick.

Good idea.

How about I make breakfast?

What do you guys feel like?

-Waffles!

-Waffles!

Of course you do.

(COW MOOING)

Waffles.

Right.

(SIZZLING)

-(BELL DINGS)

-Here you go. Waffles.

Waffles, waffles, waffles!

Waffles, waffles?

(SCOFFS) Waffles, waffles!

Is that not what you asked for?

CYBORG: Waffles.

Ah! It's going to be a long day! Phew!

-Waffles.

-(GROWLING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Waffles, waffles, waffles.

Waffles.

-ROBIN: Hmm.

-Something up?

Maybe.

The computer is picking up a strange distress signal from the other side of town.

I think we should check it out.

Then we are with you.

Let's do it.

Titans, go!

-Waffles!

-Waffles, waffles.

Uh, why don't you two sit this one out?

Waffles?

Yeah, we got this.

Wah-affles.

ROBIN: Well, this is where the distress signal's coming from.

It appears no one is here.

So, who sent the signal, then?

BROTHER BLOOD:

That would be me.

Greetings, Titans.

Brother Blood!

The fiendish Headmaster of the H.I.V.E. Academy.

Creepy guy who stands under dramatic lighting.

You didn't think you'd seen the last of your favorite enemy?

Then this was a trap!

-And you have stepped right in.

-(DEVICE BEEPS)

Thanks to our many encounters, I'm prepared for every possible contingency.

We'll see about that.

(EXCLAIMING)

Oh, God. Oh, God.

(RAVEN GRUNTS)

Ahh!

Like I said, every possible contingency.

What do you want, Brother Blood?

What I want is simple...

Control over the Titans Tower weapons arsenal.

Sorry, but I designed the system so it could only be used by us.

Which is why I require your voice recognition codes.

(FEEDBACK WHINES)

We'll never give you our voice recognition codes.

Your mind control won't work on us.

While I know I can be very persuasive, -I thought this would be more fun.

-(BEEPS)

PAIN BOT: Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain.

Pain.

This is Robin, and I hereby authorize access.

This is Raven, and I hereby authorize access.

This is Starfire, and I hereby authorize access.

Pain.

But I was really looking forward to using this.

I spent a lot of time making it.

Oh, I know this pain.

Oh, I know this pain.

We do not like the torture.

Yeah, that looks super uncomfortable.

Besides, you still need Beast Boy and Cyborg's authorizations, too.

And they'll never give it up.

I assure you they will sing like birds.

Eh, I kind of doubt it.

-Not today.

-Trust us.

Then you underestimate me and this machine.

Pain, pain, pain, pain.

Good call on the talking.

? Waffles?

? Waffles?

? Wa-aa-aa-aa-afles ?

? Ooh, waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles, wa-aa-aa-affles ?

? Wa...ffles ?

? Waffle, waffle, waffle, Wa-aa-aa-ffles?

? Waffle, waffle, wa-aa-a... ?

Hello, Cyborg.

Beast Boy.

I have some important news.

I've captured your friends, and if you don't surrender immediately, you'll never see them alive again.

Waffles!

Indee- - wait.

What did you just say?

Waffles! Waffles!

Am I coming through clearly?

You understand I am making a serious threat, right?

Waffles, waffles, waffles.

You're messing with me now, aren't you?

Waffles.

Look, you know where to find me, and don't try anything foolish, as I've prepared for every possible contingency.

-Waffles!

-Waffles, waffles!

(DEVICE BEEPING)

(WHISPERING)

Waffles, waffles, waffles.

(WHISPERING) Waffles.

Waffles.

Waffles.

Waffles.

Waffles.

-Waffles!

-Waffles!

I am really impressed at your commitment to this game.

BROTHER BLOOD: Glad you could join our little party.

Waffles!

-Waffles, waffles, waffles!

-(GUN FIRING)

-(DEVICE BEEPS)

-Pain.

Pain.

Waffles.

Your fellow Titans have already given up their voice recognition codes.

If you want to save them, you'll do the same.

Waffles.

Last chance.

Pain.

Waffles!

Waffles!

Okay, stop saying that, it's getting very irritating and it's not funny at all.

Pain, pain.

BEAST BOY: Waf...fles!

-(BEAST BOY SCREAMING)

-CYBORG: Waf....fles!

I cannot bear to watch.

Ready to talk?

(WEAKLY) Waffles.

Stop...saying..."waffles."

Waffles.

-(BEEPS)

-Oh, I know this pain.

-BEAST BOY: Waf...fles!

-(CYBORG SCREAMING)

BEAST BOY: Waffles! Waffles!

BOTH: Waf...fles!

-Pain, pain.

-(GRUNTING)

Waa-affles.

-CYBORG: Waf...fles!

-I think I have an idea.

Does it involve waffles?

Exactly!

Brother Blood may think he prepared for every contingency, but you can't prepare for Cyborg and Beast Boy's stupid games.

Please tell your friends to just give me the voice codes.

I mean, don't tell me you're not annoyed, too.

Waffles!

Oh, come on! You now?

-Waffles!

-Waffles.

It's not funny!

ALL: (CHANTING)

Waffles, waffles, waffles.

Can't you see this is the stupidest game ever?

ALL:

? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

? Waffles ?

-? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

-(GRUNTING)

-? Waffles, waffles, waffles?

-Argh! Stop!

-? Waffles ?

-PAIN BOT: Pain, pain... ?

(TIRES SQUEALING)

(CRASHING)

ALL: Waffles!

? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?

Okay, it's not funny anymore.

-What?

-The waffle thing.

You guys are so annoying!

But was this not your game?

And you guys ruined it.

Thanks a lot.

So, how do we get out of this cage?

Waffles.