Dog Hand (2013)
Have you witnessed Raven's mood?
It appears to be un-good.
Yeah, she's been like that for the last few days.
Shh. Here she comes.
Okay, Raven, what's bugging you?
You know, uh, more than usual?
Don't wanna talk about it.
Come on, sing, little birdie.
I said I don't wanna talk about it.
And I can totally respect that.
I'll tell you.
My father is coming here for a visit.
You don't understand.
He's not your typical dad.
I can relate. I mean, I am half robot, after all.
Catch, daddy, catch. clang tring
It's just, I had a lot of issues growing up.
Who had childhood issues, ahem?
Excuse me, but are you my mother?
Okay. Okay, thanks anyway. thud thud Uh, are you my mother?
Are you my mother? bam
Are you my mother?
Are you my mother?
Look, my father, Trigon, is..
Devourer of a million souls.
Conqueror of countless worlds.
Trigon is one of the most powerful beings in the entire universe.
He is your father?
Yep, my dad is literally a demon who feeds off the suffering of others.
[banging on door]
Master of the dark Destroyer of dimensions Enslaver of civilizations..
Enough with the resume, dad.
Hi, I'm Raven's father.
You must be Cyborg.
Is that an upgraded optical sensor?
Uh, yeah, thanks for noticing all powerful Trigon, sir.
Greetings, I am Starfire your daughter's best female friend within the Teen Titans.
Young lady, these pale in comparison to your beauty.
And the party animal himself, Beast Boy.
No introduction needed, Boy Wonder.
The honor is mine.
How is your back?
It's fine. Why?
Thought it might be sore from carrying Batman all these years.
Why are you here, dad?
To see my only daughter and her friends, of course.
And now you have. Goodbye.
That was harsh, man, even for her.
Yeah, I mean, her dad didn't seem that bad.
There's something called knocking, dad.
This place is a pigsty.
How do you live like this?
So I was thinking, maybe tonight we can take your friends for some pizza.
You know, I wish you could at least pretend to be happy to see your dad.
How could I, when I know the real reason you're here is to lecture me about not living up to my potential?
When you said you wanted to be a hero did I stop you? No.
I figured it would be great for you to save some lives and get it out of your system.
But let's face it, you're wasting your powers here, Raven.
When I was your age..
Oh, here it comes.
...I had already enslaved my first dimension.
When was the last time you even tried to torment a species for no reason, huh?
I didn't ask to be a demon spawn, you know.
So just leave me alone.
Where did I go wrong?
Raven's not much of a conversationalist, is she?
Hmm, we don't exactly see eye-to-eye-to-eye.
Yeah, I irritate the snot out of her, too.
She must have a thing against powerful men, you know?
I mean, who wouldn't want a father who could grant any power?
Whoa. Did you say, "Any power?"
Seriously, you have no idea what a wiener my dad can be.
Dude, you got it twisted.
Your old man's straight up the bomb.
Why are you talking like that?
How are you talking like that?
Your dad gave her the power to speak like an Earth teen.
And he gave me the power to turn into anything I want.
And yet you choose to be a bean bag.
Now I can veg out on myself.
What's up, Rave?
My dad's got Princess Starry-eyes and the Beast Brain thinking he's the greatest thing since toilet paper.
Glad you and Robin aren't so gullible.
Where is Robin anyway? thud thud thud Notice anything different, Raven?
You're twitching. bang bang Yep, pretty awesome, huh?
[upbeat music] snap
What, you didn't want a power from my dad?
Of course I did.
He gave me a dog for a hand.
Quit it! Quit it!
I love you so much, dog-hand.
I just, I just love you so much.
Ugh, he got to you too, Silkie?
What's the haps, players?
You need to stop talking.
Haters gonna hate.
Raven, you've got Trigon all wrong. He's a great dad.
His breath smells like a fireplace.
What is wrong with you guys?
What's wrong with you?
Trigon said that you could have been granting powers for us all along.
Easy, boy. Easy.
Instead of fighting your dad maybe you should try to be more like him.
It's time I became the daughter my dad always wanted me to be.
After thinking about what you said, dad I'm ready to embrace my inner demon.
That's my little tyrant.
Just three easy steps.
First, draw your power from the terror of every Earth-child's nightmares.
Easy-cheesy, Rave, you can do it.
Now, focus that power and open an inter-dimensional portal. zoop Way to go, Raven.
I'm so proud.
The only thing left to do is kill all your friends.
Kill us, kill us.
You can, like, totally do it.
Yeah. Wait, what?
I'd like to first make an example out of one.
I suggest Beast Boy.
To force the others to swear their allegiance then eradicate them anyway.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not cool.
Just the last step in becoming truly demonic.
Go ahead and annihilate them, dear.
Then we can get ice cream to celebrate.
So, still want me to be..
...more like him?
That's what I thought.
Looks like I'm going to flunk out of demon school.
You've brought weakness upon the legend of Trigon.
After I revoke your dark powers then I will destroy your friends.
What do you know!
Raven was right all along.
You are a major wiener.
And how are you going to defeat the most powerful being in the universe?
By using the powers you gave us.
[snarling] zoop Aah!
Whatever. bam pow bam
He's gone for now.
But he'll be back probably for Thanksgiving.