Teen Titans Go! S1E46 Script

Missing (2014)

Oh, man!

It's about to get




This is, like, the best concert ever!

You know it!

Can you believe all those suckers in there paid for tickets?

And ours only cost "Free-99"!

Yo, those beats is mad-sick, kid!

Know what would make tonight even better?

ALL: Snack bar run!



Ooh, half a hotdog.


And you guys thought we needed money to have fun.

Man, being broke is so cool.

That's right. Hey Cyborg, hand me a wall napkin.


(GASPS) Guys, check it out.

Killer Moth put up a sign for Silkie.

Like we would ever return our beloved house pet to that villainous lunatic.

Yeah, that would just crush Starfire.

Wait, I'm not sure Killer Moth made this sign.

I think a snake wrote it. See?


Those are dollar signs, Beast Boy.

He's offering a cash reward for the return of Silkie.





You know, I bet Killer Moth really misses Silkie.

If I lost a pet, I'd probably want him back, too.

Perhaps, our selfishness has blinded us and we should return him.

It is the right thing to do.

ALL: The right thing to do.

"And that is how the beautiful princess

"mercilessly killed all her enemies and became queen.

-"The end."


Now, it is the bath time!



Do you not think the daily ritual of bathing is necessary?

Not when you do it on the couch, with your tongue.

I have found it is the best way to evacuate the most stubborn gunk.

For being such a good Silkie, I shall now share my zorkaberries.


(GAGS) Ew, ew, ew!

We are merely sharing our mutual affection.

Silkie's only affection is for that bowl of food.

(WHISPERING) Do not listen to her, Silkie.

Her insights are dark.




You, my darlings, will rise up and take over the world!



Killer Moth.

The Teen Titans, you shall not defeat me!

I have been...

(TUTTING) Save it.

We here about the flyer.

Larva M3-19?

I missed you so much!


My special little guy is back.

This is embarrassing.

You guys seeing me like this.

Just look away! (SHUSHES)

Thank you so much for returning him.

ALL: It was the right thing to do.

Well then, good bye.

Okey-dokey. See you the next time I try to destroy the world.

You're waiting for the reward, aren't you?

-(GASPS) Oh, my gosh, there was a reward?

-Oh, you didn't have to.

We were just trying to do the right thing.


Oh, Silkie! (WAILING)



The Silkie has gone missing.

I found this at the location of the criminal action.

It indicates that a snake has stolen the Silkie!


Uh, no. I think someone just returned him to Killer Moth for a reward.

But, who would do such a thing?

The Killer Moth is a bad man!

What's there to worry about?

He's a bug.

The Killer Moth will not lick behind his ears.

And he most definitely has horrible plans for the Silkie.

I'll tell you something, and it's...

This may sound harsh, but...

Silkie is incapable of loving you the way you love him.


You are wrong, Raven!

I know the Silkie loved me more than anything.


Oh, Silkie!


Whoa! I've never seen so many zeros in a row.

I don't know how to spend this much money!

You're right.

What are we going to do?

Wait, who's the richest person you know?

Scrooge McDuck.

That's right.

So, how would he spend his money, yo?

? We're rich, oooo-oo!

? This whole place is filled with money

? We're rich, oooo-oo!

? I never knew you could swim in money

? We're rich, oooo-oo ?


The gunk accumulates.

Oh, gross!

Gross, gross, gross!

What are you doing?


Bathing you?

Okay, that's it. you need to move on.

Silkie is gonzo.

How can I move on when he is surely suffering right now?

Okay, come with me.

I'm going to show you Silkie is perfectly happy with his rightful owner.

Now that you are back in my clutches, Larva M3-19, you will get exactly what you deserve.


Tummy farts!



What'd I say? He's fine.

He cannot be fine.

The Killer Moth has forgotten to bathe the Silkie.

KILLER MOTH: And now, it is time for your bath.

Can we go now?

KILLER MOTH: A bath in this tub of chemicals.

That will mutate you into a harbinger of destruction and death!

Killer Moth! You will not lay another hand on the Silkie!

Yeah! He belongs to Starfire!

-Too late.


Wow! What a day.

Race cars!


-(SING-SONG VOICE) Airplanes!

-We solved some mysteries.

-Rewrote history!

Man, it's all such a duck blur.

So, why do I feel so...


I don't know, man.

Money was supposed to make everything better.

Well, we were never happier than when we were eating out of that dumpster.

We made a terrible mistake returning Silkie.

I need we need to spend our last few dollars trying to make up for what we did to Star.


Yes, yes!


Now, destroy them my evil beast!


Oh, my gosh!

Look how big I am! Yay!

You can talk, Silkie?

Oh, my gosh! I can talk!

Kill them, Silkie! Now!

No, wait. I want to dance!

Oh, this could not have gone worse!

I spend all my savings to mutate you into something really horrible, and I get this?

(GROANS) I give up!

I'm going to bed.

-I want my tummy farts!


You are even more adorable at this size.

Thank you! I love you.

(GASPS) You love me?

I love you.

Oh, my little bumgorf, I knew it!


Wow, I guess I was wrong about Silkie loving you, Star.

I'm sorry, guys.

That's okay, I love you, too!

Who wants to go for a ride?

-A ride?

-A ride!

-A ride?

-A ride!



(GASPS) Oh, Silkie!

It is wonderful!

Look, it is the Tower.


I sure hope Star likes these kitties.

-What the...









And Silkie and Starfire had many other amazing adventures.

But, that is another story.