Teen Titans Go! S1E48 Script

Más y Menos (2014)

What's your problem?

In T-minus any second now, two young impressionable superheroes will be here.

And we need to set the best example possible.

Ah, man, kids?

Why are kids coming here?

Because I have offered to take these lads under my wing, and mold them into the superheroes of tomorrow.

But why do they need the molding?

So they'll grow up to be like me, and not you.

What's wrong with us?

Everything-a!

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

They're here.

Everyone, shape up.

It is with great pleasure that I welcome you to the Titans...

-Yo soy Mas.

-Y yo soy Menos.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Oh, they are so full of the energy.

(GIGGLES)

Yo, pequito amigos.

Qu onda?

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Mas. Menos. Eh.

Don't even think about it.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

-Si.

-Guys.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

(METAL CLANGING AND ECHO)

(LAUGHS) Man, what's their deal?

Yo! I just found clip online about Mas y Menos. Check it.

They only go fast when they're touching, and they only speak Spanish.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

So they go super fast when they're touching.

That's fresh.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Guys, the learning is happening over here.

Forget about these people.

I'm your mentor.

There's nothing you can learn from them.

We're going to have a lot of fun how to be a true hero, but I do have one rule.

No hand touching in class.

-Pero si no...

-No excuses!

I don't like your negative attitude, Menos.

You will not jeopardize Mas' bright future with your shenanigans.

Get it together.

Now, lesson one.

Villains lurk around every corner.

A.B.S.

"Always Be Suspicious."

Hey, guys, what's going on?

Es el chico Bestia.

-Or is it?

-What?

Imposter. Whaa!

(SCREAMING IN PAIN)

Ah! My eye!

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Wait. This may actually be the real Beast Boy, but to be sure...

I'll run a DNA analysis on his tooth.

(MUNCHING LOUDLY)

Pizza, pizza, pizza.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Pizza!

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

STARFIRE: (GASPS) Look at them go! They are even faster than before.

ALL: Wow!

RAVEN: What do you think they're making?

Tamales!

I don't know. This is slightly different than what I'm used to.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

(SNIFFS)

Ooh. That's so good.

MAS AND MENOS:

Los Tamales de Guatemala!

(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)

Tamales colorados.

Tamales de elote.

Tamales de loroco.

Tamalitos de chipil?n.

Mmm. I can't believe there are so many different kinds of tamales.

What is going on here?

Oh. The tiny fast ones have opened our opened our minds to the new experience of the tamale.

Ah. Who cares about tamales and new experiences?

I'm trying to teach them important stuff, like how to be suspicious and hit things.

Now, come on, you two, back to work.

And no touching hands.

Time to learn about the most important part of being a hero.

The pose.

Knee up, at a 90 degree angle.

Shoulders back.

Fist on the hip if you're feeling sassy.

And always... Always look into the wind so you can get some of that cape action going.

(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Oh, thank you. I have been working out.

Okay, pop quiz.

Name the hero pose.

Batman. Superman.

Wonder Woman.

Aquaman. Flash. Robin.

Well done, Mas.

Menos, get your head out of the clouds.

Eh, hey, let me get that power up.

Get out of my way, Beast Boy.

-BEAST BOY:

What are you doing, Starfire?

-STARFIRE: (GIGGLES)

Man, this dude is impossible to beat.

No, no, no.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Ooh. I think I understand.

We should all work together.

(ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING)

Bravo. Wow.

What a brilliant waste of time and energy.

Na, man. That was a life lesson straight up.

They're just kids.

You can't learn anything from kids.

Mas and Menos taught us about the value of working together.

-That's just stupid.

-Maybe you should let them mentor you.

You might learn something.

(ALL LAUGHING)

You're behind this, Menos.

I know it.

Something tells me you're about to flunk out.

(CHUCKLES)

(ALL LAUGHING)

Menos, your brother has gotten food poisoning from a bad tamale.

You have to get him to the hospital right now!

No time to lose!

-(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

-No time to explain.

Go! Go! Go!

Class is back in session.


All right. We've made a lot of progress without that troublemaker brother of yours.

Now, show me what you've learned.

Titans! Vamonos.

Whack. Whack. Doble whack.

Well done, Mas, well done.

But aren't we forgetting something?

Yes! I'm finally getting through to you.

Hey, Robin.

Have you seen Menos?

Sorry, he's not my problem anymore.

You didn't do something to him, did you?

What? Of course not.

He's probably around somewhere.

I'll go find him.

Oh, hey. You're back.

Si

-Did you see Robin?

He was looking for you.

-No!

(DING)

(SNIFFS)

Que este no es mi hermano.

Uh...

V?monos!

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

A d?nde te fuiste, mi hermano?

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Robin?

Uh... Si.

I separated them so I can have Mas's undivided attention.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

But I'm not. Look how well Mas has turned out.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

(BEEPING)

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

What happened?

Their energy built up too much.

What happens if we can't stop them?

Yo, I just found a clip online about it. Check it.

Whoa. Why didn't Menos warn us this could happen?

Titans, go!

Got 'em.

Lost 'em.

I've got this.

Ow!

They are too fast.

Raven, they're heading your way!

Azarath Metrion Zin...Whoa!

My turn.

Well, you saved the day, Robin. Again.

Yeah. You mentored us all like a pro, bro.

And you taught us all the lesson.

Well, you know, I try.

And what a lesson.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice yourself for the greater good.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That was not the lesson.

The lesson was, put yourself in the spotlight and get all the glory.

(GROANS) You guys never learn anything.