Teen Titans Go! S2E12 Script

Baby Hands (2014)

Go

[OPENING THEME PLAYING]

T-E-E-N

T-I-T-A-N-S

Teen Titans, let's go

Teen Titans, go

[BOTH MUNCHING]

Mandatory meeting in one minute!

You and your baby hands are gonna have to wait.

I'm having a mandatory hamburger.

Yeah, and I'm having a mandatory burrito, Baby Hands.

Forty-seven seconds!

And I don't have baby hands.

Mandatory meeting in 37 seconds!

Please, what is the meaning of this mandatory word?

Nice try. I know you understand our language.

Baby Hands. I heard that.

Mandatory meeting in...

Mandatory meeting in three, two, one...

[TIMER BEEPING] [GROANS]

They just don't take this meeting seriously anymore.

I remember our very first mandatory meeting.

ROBIN: Things were so different.

Welcome to the very first mandatory meeting of the Teen Titans.

[SIGHS] I should have taught them to respect me when they were still fresh and impressionable.

Back then, Raven was actually happy to be here.

Do I get extra credit for showing up early?

ROBIN: And Starfire was fresh off the spaceship.

She didn't even understand the language.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

ROBIN: And Beast Boy and Cyborg were still too shy to gang up on me.

They weren't even friends yet.

Ah, those were the days.

If only I could go back.

Well, too bad you can't, Baby Hands.

Oh! He got some baby hands.

I do not have baby hands!

[ALARM BLARING]

Crime Alert! Brother Blood is in Jump City.

Titans!

Don't bother to wait for me to say go. Just go!

[SIGHS]

[MANIACAL LAUGH]

Oh!

The Titans have stopped you before, Brother Blood, and we will stop you again.

Of course you will.

How could any villain stand against such a formidable team?

Are you making fun of us, dude?

Why would I make fun of the most amazing superhero team of all time?

Yep, definitely making fun of us.

I mean it sincerely when I say you're a well-oiled crime fighting machine.

He does have a point, we could work together better.

This is exactly why we need those mandatory meetings.

I'm trying to say your teamwork is your greatest strength, which is how I came up with my latest plan.

This device will amplify my mind control powers, allowing me to erase every memory you have ever had together as the Teen Titans.

No team, no one to stop me.

Jump City will be mine!

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

We'll never let you, Blood.

[ROBIN GRUNTS]

[ALL SCREAM]

Who are you? Where am I?

Have I eaten today? [SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[GASPS] [LAUGHS]

Every moment you've spent building the Teen Titans into what they are is gone, Robin.

Do you know what that means?

I get a do-over!

This time everyone will respect me as a leader.

And no one will ever make fun of my baby hands again.

This is the best evil plan ever.

Ooh. That's not exactly what I was going for.

Thank you, thank you, so much!

Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

Okay, that's enough!

Really appreciate it.

Finally a fresh start.

This time I'll make such a great first impression that they'll have to respect me.

Teen Titans' first mandatory meeting starts...

[TUT-TUTTING] I didn't say now.

Now!

Uh, what's going on, bro?

How did I get into this large letter shaped building?

I don't like this.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

Don't panic, you're just a little confused because all of your memories were erased.

My name is Robin and I am your leader.

All I ask is for your unconditional respect and admiration and we will get through this.

Okay, first order of business.

What do you guys think of my hands?

They're fine. They look good to me.

Seem normal. [SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

Excellent. The ray might have affected your memory, but your minds are as sharp as ever.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

Why is the orange girl talking all funny?

She has forgotten our language and reverted back to her native tongue.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

Well, what's she saying then?

[LAUGHING] She's a... She's just flirting with me.

[CLEARS THROAT] Where to start?

Wait a minute.

Why are you the leader?

Because I'm the strongest.

I've got all sorts of powers.

In fact, I single handedly formed the Teen Titans. Yes.

Really? I don't remember that.

That's because your memory was erased, Beast Boy.

Hmm. I don't remember that either.

Listen up, once upon a time, in a land far away, but also right here.

I built this great big T-shaped tower with my super powerful robot suit.

But then, I came across poor Cyborg who was destitute and just a head.

I let him borrow my suit so he could be awesome like me.

Oh, thanks!

And you, Beast Boy.

I found you abandoned on the top of Mount Everest.

And I fed you like a baby bird, until you grew up big and strong.

Wow.

So that's how I got so big and strong.

What about me?

Ah, yes, Raven.

Back then you were just a little purple blanket.

I used my magical powers to bring you to life.

Wow, I used to be a blanket and now I'm a real girl.

Thanks, Robin.

And finally, Starfire.

She's my girlfriend, so, you know, kinda had to let her be on the team.

Oh. I get it.

Been there. [SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[LAUGHS] That's... That's so sweet.

Uh, she was telling me how handsome I look.

Uh, yes, Raven.

I want to say how much I'm enjoying this mandatory meeting.

Teach us more, Leader! Yeah, this rocks.

[LAUGHS] Ah, you flatter me.

Uh, what else?

Ah, Starfire, did you know that Tamaraneans can learn any language through lip contact?

Remember the days when we used to kiss

Now somewhat outta rhythm..

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[GROANS] I love you too, baby.

King Robin.

No, Raven. You used to just call me King to save time.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That sounds right.

King, I was hoping you could regale us with some more tales of your awesomeness.

More? [LAUGHS]

I've been telling you about my awesomeness all day.

Please? You're just so cool.

And then, we can have a mandatory meeting afterwards.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

Okay, okay, since you asked so nicely.

One dark day, in the not so distant past, an evil super villain named Brother Blood captured you guys and locked you in an inescapable cage, hanging over a volcano, on the moon.

Whoa! The moon?

That's incredible.

Yes.

I had to use my ability of flight to soar all the way up to the moon.

[MAKING WHOOSHING SOUND]

Then I blasted Brother Blood into oblivion with my heat vision eyes.

[IMITATING LASERS FIRING]

I used my magical telepathic thought waves

[MAKING WHIMSICAL NOISE]

To float you to safety.

Ooh! That was intense! Whoa! Thought waves!

Could we have that mandatory meeting now?

[ALARM BLARING]

Uh-oh.

The mandatory meeting is going to have to wait.

[ALL GROAN]

Brother Blood is robbing the Jump City Weapons Depot.

ROBIN: Hello, Brother Blood.

This time you're going down for good!

Titans, go!

No way! We want to see you fight, great leader.

Yeah, go get him!

Use your awesome heat vision to obliterate him.

Uh, right. About that heat vision...

[BOTH GRUNT]

Ooh.

What are you waiting for, King?

Do some magic or something. Aah!

[LAUGHS]

Ah, it's just you and me now, Star.

[LAUGHS]

You want to hug me now, Robin?

Ow! [BLOOD BROTHER LAUGHING]

Oh, this is my fault.

You? You're a great leader.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

The, uh... [CLEARS THROAT] The stories I told you, I made them up.

[ALL GASP]

I just wanted you to respect me.

Here's the truth.

Cyborg, I never gave you your awesome robot body.

No! ROBIN: And, Beast Boy, I never raised you from a wee chick.

It can't be true.

ROBIN: Raven, you were never a blanket.

I don't believe it.

ROBIN: And sadly, Starfire's never been my girlfriend.

But there's one thing that might trigger your memories.

Take a cold, hard look at my hands.

[BABY COOING]

[GASPS]

That dude's got baby hands! Look at them.

Say what. They're so small and chubby.

[LAUGHS]

Yes, I am your leader and I have baby hands!

[ECHOING] Baby hands.

[ECHOING STOPS]

Raven! Starfire!

Cyborg! Beast Boy!

Your memories have been restored.

Titans, go!

[BLOOD BROTHER GRUNTS]

Oh yeah!

The Teen Titans are back and better than ever.

So, I guess that means you're going to stop listening to me again.

Hey, we may not listen to you sometimes.

Or respect you.

And, sure, we like making fun of you.

But...

There is no but.

That is all.

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]