Teen Titans Go! S2E29 Script

Smile Bones (2015)





Teen Titans, let's go

Teen Titans, go





You didn't even use your teeth.

Teeth? What are these "teeth" you speak of?

I think he's talking about our smile bones, brah.

Man, who calls smile bones "teeth."

People who don't know how to eat, that's who.

Savoring each bite. Ugh.

Chewing the big pieces and the small pieces.

It's disgusting.

You're just inhaling your food.

This is inhaling your food, mama.


Ooh, I wish to try the eat breath.




Not bad, Star.

Just remember the point of eating is getting as much food into your belly as fast as possible.

No, it's not.

The point is to savor every bite.

Food does not just give us life. It is life.

Besides, you don't want to end up with a...


MALE VOICE: What's wrong with a beautiful belly, friend?

What? Who challenges me?


Your belly talk's a bunch of malarkey and you know it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there, belly.

Now, that's disgusting.


Don't you call that proud round mound disgusting.

Greetings, Cyborg's and Beast Boy's midsections.

I have nine of the stomachs but none of them speak.

They're just squishing their fat around to make them seem like they're talking, Star.

Who you calling fat, Shorty?

I'm the average height for a male of my age!

And be warned, you might be speaking for your belly now, but if you're not careful, one day it will speak for you.

Sounds like more malarkey, buster. Enough!

I want you two to take small bites.

Enjoy your food.

And most importantly, use your teeth when you eat.

They are called smile bones, okay?

And we're not the ones who need to learn how to eat.

[CHUCKLES] Not us.

[LAUGHING] But go ahead... [SLOSHING]

Try to enjoy your food if you can, friend.





Oh, look at these big old bellies.

So round and shiny.

[IN BELLY VOICE] You fellows sure do take good care of us.

[IN RUSSIAN ACCENT] Yes, we won't forget this when we take over the world.


Take over the world, good one! Oh, man.




[WEAKLY] We need food.

Please! Why didn't you say so?

Here you go.

[GASPS] That looks delicious.

I can't wait to sink my teeth into it.

I'm going to enjoy this so much.



You see where you went wrong?

You were savoring your food before you even took a bite.

[SIGHS] Y'all eat too slow!

Cyborg, Beast Boy, I was wrong to doubt you.

I'm ready to learn how to eat the right way.

Wait, Raven! Remember my belly warning.

I am ready as well.

Let's not make any hasty decisions.

Consider the consequences.

Are you ready to give up control to your bellies just because of a little... Ow. [STOMACH GROWLS]

Okay, what do we need to do?

Okay, let me see what we're working with.

You call those bellies! It's shameful.

What do you have to say for yourself?

Well, I for one... Not you! Your belly.


[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I want to learn how to eat the right way.

What about you, six-pack?

I'm up for the challenge, sir. [GROWLS]

You ready to get juicy, tangerine?

The belly still cannot speak.


We have a lot of work ahead of us.

Well, first things first.

Turn in your smile bones, please.

Just put them in the bucket.

Seriously? You want to learn how to eat or not?


Will those be stored in a sanitary manner?

Yeah, I put them in the bucket.

Now, let's eat!




Those bellies are looking ripe.

Here's your smile bones back, y'all. You earned it.

Oh, that's not right.

This belongs to... This isn't mine.

And that goes to you. Thank you.

Robin, have you considered eating less of the fish?

[SIGHS] Noted.

So what do you bellies have to say now?

Fill me with food. [GROWLS]

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] It's tummy time.

Oh, your belly's still not speaking, huh?

[DEEP VOICE] No, the belly can speak.

I'm loving this belly talk.

Now get me more food!

Why do we have to get you more food? [GROWLS]

In the world of the belly, biggest belly is in charge!

And that is us. [BABBLING]

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Fat chance, belly boys, I'm the biggest, I should be in charge.

[DEEP VOICE] It should be the majority rule and we are the many.

ROBIN: I'm the biggest belly. [ALL ARGUING]

Enough, bellies!

There's only one way to settle this thing.

That's right. Time to belly up!

Oh, I cannot do the inhaling anymore.

Our bellies weren't meant to hold this much food.

[BURPS] Ugh.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I am an abomination.


Ah. Thanks for the belly laugh.

Your tiny bellies are amusing to me.

Yes, brother, their pathetic bellies only exist to serve us now.


Um... I didn't say that. My belly did!

Oh, right we get it, your "belly" said it.

No, really, my belly said that!

That's enough malarkey out of you non-bellies.

[SCREAMING] Mine, too!

It's happening!

What's happening?

I warned you about this.

You've given your bellies too much power and now they've taken control.

CYBORG'S BELLY: Indeed, we have!

Yes, brother, now let us seek out more food. [LAUGHING]


While they were consuming the food, their obsession with eating was consuming them.

So profound.

There's only one way to fix this.

They have to learn how to enjoy their food.

But before we can take care of those bellies...

[GROANS] We have to take care of these.











So much delicious food, brother.

Yes, this world will be very easy to conquer.

Bro, this is out of control!

If only we savored our meals we wouldn't be in this situation.

It's time to teach those bellies how to eat.

Starfire, Raven!

You know what to do.

Nice try, but how will they savor these delicious treats without their smile bones.



Oh. They took our smile bones, bro.

How are we going to savor our food now?

Take ours.

Oh, man!

Do you eat anything other than fish?

Quick, Raven, give Beast Boy your smile bones.

Ew, no way. You do it, Star.

[SHIVERS] Very well.

Hmm. Mmm.

That is so good!

What are they doing?

They're enjoying their food!


[SCREAMING] No, don't do it.

Oh, what a world.

Well, I sincerely hope we all learned a little bit about the importance of savoring your food.

We sure did.

Thanks, Robin.

There's just one more thing.

Biggest belly is in charge!