Teen Titans Go! S2E34 Script

Rocks and Water (2015)

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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]

T-E-E-N

T-I-T-A-N-S

Teen Titans, let's go

Teen Titans, go

[SIGHS LOUDLY]

Ow!

Oh! Sorry, mama!

What are you doing in the ocean? That's weird.

Um, nothing.

I was just thinking... about the one that got away.

I'm thinking about the one that got away, too.

But it's not a fish.

It's a girl. [SIGHS]

Terra!

I thought you finally won her over with that song.

Endless love, one day you'll see

When I walk, you'll walk with me, Terra

Together let the light shine

Nice!

Again!

You can't fade away

The way I feel for you

There ain't no word that can say

You can't fade away

Can't fade away

You can't fade away Can't fade away

Fade away You can't fade away

The way I feel for... Ugh! I'm sick of that song!

And I'm sick of us! We're done!

Yeah. That song was really the only thing I was bringing to the relationship.

[GROANS] Now every time I see a rock, I think of her!

She used to crush me with ones just like this!

Get over it, already. Terra tried to destroy all of us.

Twice.

Then can you at least crush me with this boulder?

Sure.

It's like she's still here!

[GROANS] Thank you!

[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPING]

So, anyway. Terra, I just wanted to say I love you, and that every moment we're apart is complete agony!

So, uh, call me back when you get this!

Love you. I love you. Bye.

You're being pathetic. Stop calling her.

Shh! It's ringing!

[RUMBLING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

Terra! What do you want?

Oh, I know what she wants, Robin.

You can't fade away Stop! Ow!

Stop it! Now!

You've ruined that beautiful song!

What I want is for you to leave me...

[ECHOING] alone.

[SOBBING]

I've met someone.

See, she has a boyfriend. Move on. I can't breathe.

I can't breathe. Thanks, Raven.

Oh, I think you might know him.

[GASPS] That's a pirate!

No, it's Aqualad.

Yeah, it's me.

Miss me, Raven?

[STAMMERING] What?

Dating my other girl now?

Oh, it's on!

I will chew you up again, bro!

Relax, you little goblin.

That's all in the past.

Ooh! That is so the romantic!

You two have nothing in common!

Yeah. He's about water, she's about rocks.

He's a hero. She's a villain.

He's a boy, she's a girl.

Nothing in common!

When you rejected me, I was heartbroken.

But seeing you now, sad, alone and single, I know I dodged a bullet.

Whoa, okay. I am not single.

Uh, Beast Boy and I are... dating.

Really? Really?

The really? That's cool.

Well, since we're all so happy and in love, we should go on a double date tonight.

A couples' night out? Then make it a triple date!

Starfire and I will be there too.

All this romantic tension!

Will we fall in love? Won't we?

We will not... Nobody knows!

And I'll be the third wheel, baby!

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] Whoo!

Whoo!

CYBORG: Man, I love being the third wheel!

Taggin' along, bein' awkward, getting' in the way of true romance!

Hey! I am warning you, third wheel, do not get between Star and me!

Phew! Can something get between your bad breath and my nostrils?

No wonder he does not get the smoochie-smoochies on his mouth hole!

Argh!

Ha! Pshh.

You were telling me to get over Terra, and you still wanna do the smoochie-smoochies... with Fish-Face. [MOCK BARFING]

Well, maybe I made a mistake dumping him.

Well, I'm glad you did, though, 'cause I got a date out of it.

It's a fake date. We're just trying to make them jealous.

Ooh, that's dirty!

I like your style, mama! Come here!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING]

[GAGGING]

Mmm. Candlelight.

Cloth napkins.

Multiple forks.

The setting is so... romantic!

Wouldn't you say, Star?

Indeed.

That is why we should sit at the table with Cyborg.

[MUSIC SUDDENLY STOPS] Hey!

Over here!

I got a booth!

[ACCORDION MUSIC RESUMES]

Your makeup looks great today. Oh, yeah... thanks.

You're a beautiful young lady! Wow.

You, um, look... nice.

BEAST BOY: And I am enjoying the color of your...

RAVEN: Yes. Uh-huh.

BEAST BOY: Wow! Look at your feet! RAVEN: And your hair!

- BEAST BOY: They're so cute! - RAVEN: You're so hairy!

Oh, I love your eyes. Thank you.

And your cloak matches your hair perfectly.

I like you. A lot.

Why, thank you.

BEAST BOY: Maybe we should hug, or kiss, sometime.

RAVEN: Yeah, go around.

BEAST BOY: Mwah! Rawr! Y'arr.

RAVEN: Ooh. Mwah.

[RAVEN MAKING KISSING NOISES]

[BEAST BOY PURRING]

BEAST BOY: I'll eat you up. RAVEN: Yum. Mmm.

RAVEN: I... more than like being with you.

Oh, so sorry.

It's hard to contain our love.

By the way, I ordered for the table.

Ooh, I love calamari!

[MUNCHING]

I know what you're doing. [WHISPERING] And I love it!

So good!

Mr. Belvedere? Is that you?

It is!

You're eating the squid that raised me as a child!

Before him, no one cared!

How could you, Terra?

[MEOWS]

I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you!

I bet he was a good man.

[GROANING]

He would have liked you, Terra.

Would you look at the time?

It's make-out-o'-clock.

Thanks for dinner.

Wow. They really love each other.

Yeah. We're gonna have to work even harder to break them up.

[SQUISHING]

Oh, my!

Ha, I think I ordered too much spaghetti.

Uh, I might need some help, Star.

Ack!

Third wheel!

Whoo!

Whoo!

[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]

If you didn't like the song, you could've just said so.

It wasn't...

Unbelievable!

[DOLPHIN CHIRPING]

I'm not a fish, Aqualad, and you can't make me into one!

Terra, wait! You're beautiful without gills!

[IMITATING TERRA]

[BOTH LAUGHING] RAVEN: That's pretty funny.

Nice day.

Do you have to talk?

[STEAM HISSING]

BOTH: That's it! It's over!

[AIRPLANE CRASHING]

Enjoy your fish!

Fishface McFish!

At least my fish don't have hearts of stone!

AQUALAD: Stoneface...

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

[MUSIC STOPS]

Woah! Woah! Woah!

What are you doing?

I was just doing what you were doing!

What was I doing?

I don't know! But it was being done on my face!

Beast Boy!

Don't hurt me!

[ROMANTIC MUSIC RESUMES]

That was kinda nice.

Really?

[MUSIC STOPS] We should've known.

Guys, not a good time.

[RECORD SCRATCHING]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC RESUMES]

[MUSIC STOPS] You've caused us a lot of pain.

Now, we're gonna return the favor.

By crushing you with rocks!

Rocks? Why can't we summon some sharks?

[GROANS LOUDLY] Look, I know we're going through a tough time, but I've hated the Titans way longer than you have.

Let me have this! Longer than me?

[BOTH YELLING AND ARGUING]

I'm beginning to think hating them is all we had in common in the first place.

How about, you smash them with rocks, I'll throw some sharks, and we agree to see other people.

[EXHALES LOUDLY] Whatever.

Not the trash hole again!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

So...

What were we talking about?

I don't remember.

CYBORG: Whoo! Cyborg!

[LOUD DANCE MUSIC] What are you doing?

Nothin'! Just third wheelin' around town.

You know me. Ruinin' any chance for romance!

Sounds like fun!

[RECORD SCRATCHING] [RAVEN GROANING]

[DANCE MUSIC RESUMES] CYBORG: Whoo!

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]