Teen Titans Go! S2E35 Script

Multiple Trick Pony (2015)

Go

[OPENING THEME PLAYING]

T-E-E-N

T-I-T-A-N-S

Teen Titans, let's go

Teen Titans, go

The H.I.V.E.! This'll only take a minute!

Titans, go!

'Sup, guys?

Kid Flash.

He's so fast!

Ooh, he moves like the dashing Glorblax.

[EXCLAIMS]

Looks at those blurs, yo!

He's the blurriest!

Mmm. Love that breeze.

[YELLS]

It's not that amazing.

I mean, it's easy to be good at only one...

...thing.

I was just passin' through, thought you guys might need a hand.

Yeah, we do! Can you get me a burrito from Mexico?

Quick. Build me something that takes a long time.

Or perhaps find my lost bracelets.

Hey! I wants a penguin!

Immediately!

Whoa, guys!

I can't do all that stuff!

Just kidding!

Yay! [PENGUIN CHIRPING]

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Yeah! Woot-woot!

[LAUGHING] Yeah, boy!

Just passing through, huh?

Right.

You got me. I'm actually here to try out for the Titans.

How'd I do? You're in!

[LAUGHS] You were the amazing!

You can bunk with me, dude!

So good, so fast.

Yeah, and I say no!

He's a one-trick pony!

[SNORTS]

And there's no place on the Titans for one-trick ponies!

You're right, Robin. Speed is my only power.

Hat from Russia!

But it's a pretty cool power!

Anybody can run that fast.

Uh, you couldn't. Yeah.

If I'm a one-trick pony, then that makes you a no-trick pony.

I am a multiple-trick pony!

A master of sweet ninja moves!

[YELLS]

A natural born leader.

Titans, follow my train of thought here. And after that...

[SCATTING]

A detective. Hmm.

Mmm? Hmm.

I possess... the tightest butt cheeks of any Titan.

Ooh!

And, I'm a master beat boxer!

[BEATBOXING]

Look, you may be good at a lot of things, but you still couldn't beat me in a race.

I believe I could.

And if I win, you have to stop running. Forever!

And if you win, you get to lead the Titans.

[PENGUIN CHIRPS]

Well then, let's do it. Fine.

Give me one week.

I'm going to need to train.

ROBIN: Yeah! Come on! You can do it! You can do anything!

I believe in you!

This is the training?

Yes! Training so hard now!

I believe! This is the face of the fastest man alive!

That's not gonna make you faster.

Oh, yeah? Check this out.

[EXCLAIMS]

Whoa! I didn't even see my hand go by.

Shouldn't you actually, like, be running or something?

Kid Flash has the power of super speed, bruh.

But, but, but! I have the ultimate power!

I believe in myself!

Believing in yourself isn't a power.

Of course it is, my under-developed underlings.

ROBIN: You see, by believing in what we want, we send mind-waves into outer space, where it comes true and is sent back to us.

It's simple science.

Beast Boy! How many burritos can you eat in one day?

Hmm. My tummy gets angry at about 20.

Believe in yourself, and you can triple that!

[SCREAMS]

Raven, if you would just believe in yourself, you could fly! I can fly.

Now you're getting it!

Cyborg. You don't think you can pull off a fedora, do you?

Of course not! My head's the wrong shape.

[SOFTLY] Believe!

Whoa!

Lookin' good, brah!

I believe I am!

Star! Believe in yourself.

And you too can achieve your dreams!

Ooh!

[PLAYING SYNTH METAL MUSIC]

Is the believing in oneself truly a superpower?

If you... believe!

You don't stand a chance, Kid Flash.

[MUNCHING] Yeah. You may be fast, but Robin believes in himself!

Hope you brought an appetite, 'cos you're about to eat some dust!

[PLAYING SYNTH FLUTE]

On your mark!

May the fastest man win.

I plan to.

Get set!

[WHOOSHING]

[PANTING] Believe, believe! Believe, believe, believe!

[PANTING] Believe. What?

I believe I won.

Yeah, but my cape was slowing me down! Rematch!

Sure.

Believe! [WHOOSHING]

Three out of five!

[START GUN FIRING REPEATEDLY]

Ha! It's a tie! I won!

Actually, according to the photo finish, Kid Flash won.

Kid Flash? Won?

Several times.

Don't worry. I still believe.

In our new leader!

[ALL CHEERING]

STARFIRE: You were so great... RAVEN: I knew you could do it...

BEAST BOY: Gosh, you're gonna be... I guess I'll, uh...

See you guys around.

[WISTFUL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

[PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES]

Ah, what's the point in moving?

I'll just be slower than Kid Flash anyway.

Hey-ya, handsome, why so down?

If believing in myself isn't a real power, then I'm the worst of all ponies!

I'm a no-trick pony!

What are you talking about?

You're the trickiest pony out there!

Stop trying to cheer me up.

I'm just a slow, no-trick pony with flabby butt cheeks.

So, some guy is faster than you, you're better than him at so many other things.

And it wasn't because you believed in yourself, it was because you worked hard.

So... my ninja moves are still sweet?

Super sweet.

And I'm a master beatboxer?

Yeah, you're not bad.

And my butt cheeks?

The tightest. Mmm-hmm.

It would take years for Kid Flash to master all your tricks.

I reckon you got the juice, kid.

You're right! I may have lost, but I am still a multiple-trick pony!

[PONY NEIGHING]

[ALL CHATTERING]

Hey, Robin. What are you doing here?

I've come to take back the Titans.

Actually, we kinda like Kid Flash as our leader.

But he's a one-trick pony!

He can't do half the stuff I can do. [BEEPING]

Oh, excuse me.

Had to save a Norwegian family from drowning.

[BEEPING] Whoops! Sorry, one sec.

Disarmed a doomsday device.

CYBORG: You are so cool!

BEAST BOY: Awesome as usual! STARFIRE: Marry me!

[YELLING]

All right, One-Trick, you may be fast, and cool, and all-around amazing, but can you... beatbox like this?

[BEATBOXING]

Back to you.

[BEATBOXING]

Starting again.

Both fingers your way.

But... that's impossible!

What you're doing takes years of training!

Usually, usually.

But thanks to believing in myself, and super speed, it only took three minutes.

Now, not only can I beatbox, but check out my sweet ninja moves.

[EXCLAIMS]

And these butt cheeks.

'Cause they're tight!

[GIGGLING]

All right.

You win. The Titans are yours.

On one condition.

A condition?

I'm better than you at everything now.

Not everything!

You can lead the Titans if you beat me in a...

Foot race!

What?

Isn't you losing a race to this guy how this all started?

This time is going to be different!

This time I'm believing in myself more than I ever have before!

Okay. I thought we established that didn't work.

CYBORG: On your mark.

Get set!

Yeah, Kid Flash!

He is so dreamy!

[WHISPERING] Believe!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Oh, did I hear something rip?

Look at him go!

[SOBBING] He's doing it!

He's... He's really doing it!

[ALL CHEERING]

Believe!

[SOBBING] I believe!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

I need ice! It's swelling!

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]