Teen Titans Go! S2E39 Script

Video Game References (2015)

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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]

T-E-E-N

T-I-T-A-N-S

Teen Titans, let's go

Teen Titans, go Titans! On the other side of this door lies a world of adventure, intrigue and danger.

Don't you ever get tired of being excited about everything?

Yes I do! That's why I'm in therapy, to lower my blood pressure. [GLASS BREAKS]

But this time, I have reason to be excited.

Because I am about to show you something truly beyond your imagination.

Ooh! Imagination!

And don't you ever get tired of saying "Ooh!" to everything Robin says?

Yes I do!

I am only trying to be the polite.

Now, as I was saying...

Just open the door, Robin.

Fine.

Behold, the wonders of... imagination!

It's just an empty room.

Until we fill it!

Yeah, that's how rooms work. They're empty until you fill them.

But we're going to fill it with imagination!

Ooh!

We are standing in a state-of-the-art virtual reality room that can simulate any environment imaginable.

Okay! That is cool!

For training purposes!

ALL: Ugh!

Training?

Don't you ever get tired of making cool things boring?

Yes I do! And I'm in therapy for that as well!

Now watch, as cutting edge technology transforms this empty room into a world of...

[BORED] - Imagination. Imagination.

[BLOWS]

[POWERING UP] [ALARM RINGING]

[VIDEO GAME NOISES]

Uh, I thought you said this was cutting-edge.

Yeah, these graphics are terrible.

They're not terrible.

Wait. Are you sure this is a virtual reality machine and not some souped-up video game?

Does this look like a video game?

Sure does. Mm-hmm.

Indeed. Yes.

Well, it's not! Now...

I've set up different simulated missions to test each of you individually.

Now, Titans, are you ready to experience a world of... [GASPS] imagination!

Ooh!

[SARCASTICALLY] Imagination!

Love that patronizing attitude, Star!

You're up first!

[VIDEO GAME NOISES]

Ooh, this battle simulation looks like the beginning of a great quest of legends.

[OLD MAN SPEAKING]

OLD MAN: Take this.

[STARFIRE SPEAKING]

[OLD MAN SPEAKING]

Yes, yes, of course. Don't mind this old man.

You're young, you have things to do.

I'll just be here, sad and alone with a wooden sword that no one wants.

STARFIRE: I suppose you could come with me.

OLD MAN: You mean, leave the cave?

STARFIRE: Yes! Yes!

Join me in the quest of the legends, sad old man!

OLD MAN: Hot dog! I'll bring the sword!

STARFIRE: A wooden sword is useless, but wonderful!

OLD MAN: Be careful, hero.

These are dangerous creatures.

I'll handle this.

Ouch!

That smarts!

Protect me from this vicious beast, hero!

STARFIRE: This beast is not vicious, sad old man.

He merely desires the scratchy-scratchies.

[IN SINGSONG] Scratchy-scratchy scratchy-scratch!

All the livvy-long days and months.

[GIGGLES] Adorable!

[VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING]

STARFIRE: Land squid, will you join us on our quest of the legend?

[BEEPING] Joy!

[VIDEO GAME CHIMES]

DISTRESSED WOMAN: Hero, help! My Coocalacka has escaped!

STARFIRE: You mean, the chicken?

DISTRESSED WOMAN: No!

Coocalacka!

OLD MAN: I'll handle this.

Ha-uh!

[CHICKEN CLUCKING] [SCREAMING] Ow! Oh, my eye!

Oh, the pecking! Ah!

DISTRESSED WOMAN: Please, hero! Catch my Coocalacka and I'll reward you with this empty bottle.

That is the useless reward.

[IN SING-SONG] Scratchy-scratchy scratchy-scratch!

All the livvy-long days and months.

[VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING]

[VIDEO GAME CHIMES]

You are gathering an army!

You are truly the hero of legend!

You will slay the villain for sure!

Slay?

Oh, but I just wish to dance!

Works for me!

[VIDEO GAME MUSIC]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

BEAST BOY: Cross the street? Come on!

Why doesn't anyone think I can do anything hard?

Ugh. Whatever.

I'll just transform into a little froggy-frog, and...

[CAR HORN HONKING] [CROAKS] Ah!

[CROAKING]

Okay, that guy totally came out of nowhere!

[CROAKING] Ah!

[CROAKING]

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Why won't anyone stop for a frog?

Ow! Come on!

Who taught you how to drive?

[HISSING] Ah! A snake!

What's a snake doing on the highway?

How am I supposed to cross this stupid road?

Oh! I just need to use the crosswalk. Easy!

[CROAKING]

[CAR HORN HONKING] Aah!

I had the right of way, you fool!

[SIGHS] Ugh!

I don't understand how this is supposed to teach anyone how to cross the road!

Cross the road?

Ah-ha! That's it!

This is a job for a chicken! [CLUCKING]

[CLUCKING] Yeah! I'm doing it!

I'm doing it! Yeah! Ha-ha! Whoo!

Can't hit me! Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Almost there!

Ah! Gator!

Ah!

RAVEN: Look at us! We're dressed nice!

Hey. Who's that circle guy?

Why is he eating our balls?

We have to stop him! Go!

Guys gonna help or what?

Seriously, look at you guys.

No wonder circle guy just takes all your stuff.

Look, now he's eating your cherries. Come on!

Now, let's focus.

Move in formation on my command.

Go! Go! Go!

I don't know what he ate, but it's making him nuts!

Pull back! Pull back! Pull back!

No!

I'll never forget you, Stinky.

Let's end this.

No!

Ah!

[PUCKERING]

Ugh.

CYBORG: Ooh! Pie hunter!

Pie in four miles.

Rev it up, baby! Vroom-vroom!

And, check the mirrors, seat belt on, turn signal, and merging.

Hey! Ah!

Slow down, you maniacs!

I am going the posted speed limit!

Just go around me! [HONKING]

Go around me!

Why is everybody in such a rush nowadays?

Driving is a privilege, not a right! Gosh!

Oh, look at Tailgate Johnny back there.

You like my bumper stickers or what?

Hey!

CYBORG: Great! Just what I need today.

SPY VILLAIN: [RUSSIAN ACCENT] Now, you are going to pay!

CYBORG: What? You're gonna pay, buddy.

No way that accident was my fault.

You better have insurance.

SPY VILLAIN: Can't we handle this without insurance?

I cannot have another accident on my record.

Well, you should have thought of that before you decided to drive so recklessly.

Come on now, I will pay for the repairs in cash.

Huh? Okay?

Uh-uh! No-kay.

[GRUMBLES] Fine.

Ooh, look at that! Pie! I love pie!

Ah! [GUNSHOTS]

SPY VILLAIN: Mess up my driving record, I mess up your face!

[SCREAMING] Oh, my goodness!

This is so scary! I just wanted to get some pie!

Get away! You are a careless motorist!

No pie for you! I make you die now! [SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING] Pothole!

Whoa! Oh!

That's what you get for being a careless motorist.

Booyah!

Just in time for pie!

Finally!

When I say apple you say pie

Apple pie apple pie

When I say...

[SCREAMS] SPY VILLAIN: Ah-ha!

I bet you did not know I had helicopter!

Ah! My car!

I kill your stupid pie!

No! [LAUGHS] Okay, I go now.

I hate you, Pie Hunter.

I'm coming for you, Princess!

Bug stomp!

Uh, better stomp it again to make sure.

Bug stomp! Ha ha! Awesome!

Bug stomp! Bug stomp!

Aw.

Now where was I? Oh, right! The princess!

Oh, bet there's something good in there!

Ow! Money!

Ow! I'm rich! Ow!

Oh, that's a concussion!

But I'm rich! Whoo-hoo! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ooh... Who am I?

Why am I here?

Argh! No more distractions!

The princess needs me! I'm coming, princess!

Huh.

I wonder where this large sewage pipe goes.

No! Gotta save the princess!

Ah, but there could be something really good in there!

I can't resist! Ah ha ha!

Whoo!

[SPLASHING] Aw, man. Ooh, that stinks.

Urgh! Oh! Ooh!

Why did I just go down a sewage pipe? Oh!

This is so gross.

So much sewage...

In this sewage pipe. Can't breathe!

[VIDEO GAME CHIMING]

[SAD VIDEO GAME MUSIC]

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]