Teen Titans Go! S2E42 Script

Head Fruit (2015)

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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]

T-E-E-N

T-I-T-A-N-S

Teen Titans, let's go

Teen Titans, go

[PLAYING GUITAR] [HEAD RATTLING]

[HEAD RATTLING] Yeah! Beast Boy, Beast Boy.

Huh!

[WHISTLES] Beast Boy! Whoa! Wah!

Get your head out of the clouds!

Ugh! Oh.

Huh, what's up?

We were asking you about that sound.

Oh, that's just my new song I'm working on, mama.

It goes like this...

[GUITAR PLAYING] Whoa!

[SCREAMS] Not that sound.

[HEAD RATTLES] That sound.

Oh, you're talking about my rattle.

Your rattle?

Yeah, that's my sweet rattle.

Check it. Whoa! [HEAD RATTLES]

[HEAD RATTLES] Wah!

And how long has your head been rattling?

I don't know. Couple of weeks.

What? Your head doesn't rattle?

Hmm? Let me see something, Beast Boy.

Cyborg, I'm going to need a hand.

[HEAD RATTLING] [LAUGHING]

I'm like a maraca, yo! Yeah, you are!

[SINGING LA CUCARACHA]

ROBIN: Cyborg! Sorry.

Beast Boy, I'm afraid that sound is coming from brain shrinkage caused by years of neglect.

[GASPS]

You must not neglect the brain, Beast Boy.

It craves the information, experience, and most of all, it needs to be challenged.

Yeah, I don't do that.

Me and my brain don't get along.

He's always getting me in trouble.

How does your brain get you in trouble?

Ugh! You know how you guys are always on my case about my mind wandering and telling me to get my head out of the clouds?

Well, that's my brain's fault.

In fact, he loves wandering so much, if he ever got the chance, he'd probably wander off and never come back!

That's why I keep him weak, so he can't escape.

I'm sorry, Beast Boy, but brain neglect is unacceptable.

You have to start using your head.

Use my head?

[SIGHS] I'll give it a try.

[SCREAMS] Ow!

Ahhh! Ow!

Ah! Oh!

Ah!

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ah!

[SIZZLING] [SCREAMS]

[SIGHS]

[GROANS]

BEAST BOY: Yo, yo, yo!

What's for breakfast? What happened?

[MUMBLING] I've just been using my head like you said.

I don't like it. It hurts.

[RATTLES]

But I still got my sweet rattle.

[RATTLING]

Okay, that's not what using your head means.

How about you try some math? Gross.

Or reading? Ugh!

What about the brain teaser?

Not gonna tease my brain. He already hates me.

Then, will you at least consider a hobby?

What's a hobby?

A hobby is an activity that's a little bit fun for you and a little bit challenging for your brain.

[GROANS] Me and my brain doing something together?

Uh, we'll talk about it.

Yo, brain, what up?

Uh, look, I brought you something.

It's for you to read!

[STRAINS] Ow.

Don't be like that!

I know we haven't always gotten along.

But the others thought we should get a hobby together.

[HEAD RATTLES]

I'm stupid? Well, you're my brain.

Now I remember why we don't get along.

[GROANS]

Pizza? You know me so well!

Apology accepted!

Mmm. Ah.

Now, I'm thinking a hobby that we can do together should be outdoors and doesn't involve math, reading, science, philosophy, debating, physics, chemistry, attention to detail, cleanliness, too much physical exertion or meat.

And I wouldn't mind if it involved digging holes.

What do you think? [HEAD RATTLES]

Gardening? That's perfect!

Let's make some plants, yo!

[LAUGHS]

[SCREAMS]

Ah.

[SCREAMS]

How is the new hobby going, Beast Boy?

[GROANS] It's like a job but without the pay.

Hobbies are terrible.

You're doing it for your brain.

Oh, yeah. That guy.

Anyway, you guys want a small tomato or a rotten strawberry?

I know this seems like a lot of effort for no reason, most hobbies are like that, but listen, do you hear that? [SILENCE]

No. Exactly, your rattle's gone.

[GROANS] I liked my sweet rattle!

Whoa!

What happened?

Your brain is getting bigger.

It's going to take some time to learn to balance that weight.

I don't know guys. If my brain gets too big and strong what's it going to need me for?

Whoa! Ow.

[IMITATING ENGINE SOUNDS]

Guys, guys, looks!

[SCREAMS]

Oh, a tree. Cool!

I wish my head had a tree.

But this is not normal!

Your brain just wants to get in on that gardening action too, Beasty.

Oh, how nice!

You and your brain are becoming the friends.

I don't want my brain planting stuff in my head!

I don't trust him!

[CRYING]

Now help me pull it out.

[STRAINING]

Beast Boy, take this tree as a sign that your relationship with your brain is growing stronger!

You will see that this is a good thing!

You said this would be a good thing.

How is this a good thing?

I'll tell you how.

Head fruit!

Mmm, mmm!

That is some ripe and juicy head fruit.

Then you must try some of the fresh squeezed head fruit juice I have made.

It only tastes a little like the Beast Boy.

Ah!

Wow, that is so refreshing!

And you're right, not too Beast Boy-y this time.

Hey! Who wants to climb Beast Boy?

I wish to!

Check out the swing I made. Whee!

CYBORG: Whee!

Titans, now is not the time for fun and games.

We need to call a team meeting.

[SIGHS] Thank you, Robin.

Up in Beast Boy's head treehouse!

[ALL CHEERING]

RAVEN: Yeah, love the view!

Come on, shut the trap door. Okay.

So, I had to call this super-duper secret meeting to tell Starfire that someone she knows has a crush on her.

[ALL GASP] [STARFIRE GIGGLES]

STARFIRE: Who could it be?

Everyone out of my head treehouse now!

[ALL YELLING]

I thinks this hobby has strengthened my brain too much.

He's already wandering, trying to get my head in the clouds.

He's just waiting for the perfect opportunity to escape.

And when that happens I don't think he'll ever come back!

Sheesh, with your attitude I wouldn't want to come back either.

I've had enough of this.

[STRAINS]

[CRYING]

I can't get up.

I call dibs on the head swing!

I will gather the head fruits and prepare a healthy and hearty breakfast.

I'll head up to the treehouse and... Whoa!

What's wrong with Beast Boy?

Beasty? Beasty!

[GASPS] There's nothing in there!

You mean his brain wandered, literally?

Yeah, and this tree was its way out.

Now wonder it wanted Beast Boy to take up gardening.

Beast Boy was right.

He didn't trust his brain. And we shouldn't have either!

That head fruit was good though.

Super good. So juicy.

The juiciest. [SLURPING]

Where do you think his brain went?

Where it always wanted his head to be.

In the clouds! Follow me!

[GRUNTING]

Whoa.

Now wonder it wanted Beast Boy's head in the clouds.

I'd wanna wander here too.

There! It is Beast Boy's brain!

Let's get that brain back down to Earth.

Titans, go!

Careful, he's slippery!

I got him, I got him!

Oh! I don't got him.

[SQUEALS]

[SQUEALS]

Beast Boy's brain is astonishingly quick.

Slow down! Dang it!

It's mushy!

[GASPING]

Freedom!

Uh, oh.

We lost the Beast Boy's brain.

This is bad, real bad! What are we gonna do?

For most people, a brain would be irreplaceable.

But something tells me Beast Boy is going to be all right.

Yos, you gots my brain and my sweet rattle back.

[HEAD RATTLES] [LAUGHING]

Yes, we sure did. Everything is back to normal.

We were wrong, Beast Boy.

We should have listened to you.

But that's why we call you the smart one.

That's what's up!

[PLAYING GUITAR] [HEAD RATTLING]

Wah! Yeah! Huh!

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]