Teen Titans Go! S2E43 Script

Yearbook Madness (2015)

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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]

T-E-E-N

T-I-T-A-N-S

Teen Titans, let's go

Teen Titans, go

Ooh! Yeah, baby!

What? We...

Just... Had...

The... Best...

Idea... Ever!

And... It's...

Not... Just...

Taking... Turns...

Saying... Each...

Word... In...

A... Sentence.

What could be a better idea than the alternating of words?

Please don't encourage them, Star.

We... Had...

The... Great...

Idea... To...

Just say it!

We want to make yearbooks for the Titans.

Of what year is this book?

The year is this year, Star.

Hmm...

This year!

We're going to finally commemorate all the highlights of the last year in the form of pictures, in the form of a book!

Absolutely not!

Yearbooks are only popularity contests that leave people with hurt feelings.

Tell them this is a bad idea, Robin.

Popularity contest.

Popularity contest.

May I sign the yearbook?

Sure, I still have some space in the corner of this page.

I want to sign it too, Your Majesty.

Keep in touch with me, bro!

I want you to have a good summer.

Whoa! Whoa! One at a time.

One at a time.

A yearbook is a great idea!

My notable achievements will finally be recognized in print.

Like "Best hair" and "Class clown".

Class clown! You're not funny.

Only the yearbook can say for sure.

Finally, I can prove I'm socially superior to all of you!

Indeed.

What is the first step in the making of the yearbook?

Picture day, girl!

Ah! Ooh.

So good! Silkie, you are working it, buddy.

The camera is in love with you.

Next!

CYBORG: Next!

Smile, tiger.

[ROARS]

Next! Let's get this over with.

How about we get a shot with your hood off, so we get a picture of your smiling face?

No.

I know there's a pretty girl under there.

Just take it. Oh, come on.

Don't be shy.

You're so pretty.

Show the world how beautiful you...

[SCREAMING]

[VOICE TREMBLING] Next.

Handsome devil.

Next!

[GRUNTS] I have to nail this photo.

Ha! Whoo!

Cha-cha! Hi-yaw! Ha.

Dude, how about a smile?

[SCOFFS] Sorry.

Cool dudes don't smile.

Oh, come on, Rob, give us a little smile for the birdie.

[SQUEAKS] Oh, you...

You think a dog toy is going to make me smile?

CYBORG: We're two birds of a feather, aren't we, Robin?

I want to be your friend. [SQUEAKING]

[CHUCKLES] He's my friend.

Got it! [SCREAMING] No!

Well, picture day was a disaster.

I told you yearbooks were a bad idea.

It's okay.

It was only one picture out of possible thousands.

There can be more of the pictures in the yearbook?

Of course, like pictures of all my clubs.

Yeah!

You're not in any clubs.

I'm in a lot of clubs. I'm just the only member.

There has to be two people in a club, otherwise it's just a sad and lonely little man hanging out with himself.

Yeah, like we're in the Pancake Appreciation Society.

Silver dollar short stacks

Syrup on my flapjacks

Pancakes! Pancakes!

We appreciate pancakes!

Pancake Club! That's not a real club.

It's real 'cause I like pancakes for real, mama.

All it takes is two members.

Ooh, then let us all form the clubs.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[GRUNTS]

Sorry, none of your clubs worked out, dude.

[LAUGHS] That's funny that you mentioned that.

I just formed a new club.

Anyone else want to join the "People Who Talk to Themselves" club?

[MIMICKING GIRL] I do, Robin.

That's two members.

[MIMICKING BOY] Uh, me too.

Whoa! This club is growing so fast!

[MIMICKING OLD MAN] It's nice to meet so many fellow voices.

I was worried about this.

His need to be featured prominently in the yearbook is driving him cuckoo bird.

Don't worry about me, Raven.

I'll be featured.

I'm a lock for the yearbook awards.

"Best hair." "Tightest pants."

Don't forget the "Most Voices in His Head" award.

Why, thank you, voice.

And of course, "Most Likely to Succeed".

What exactly makes you more likely to succeed than us?

[SINISTER LAUGH] Just watch me!

Come on, come on, come on. Think, Robin, think.

How can I be a success?

I just have to start a business providing something everyone needs.

But what?


Ha, ha!

I made a multimillion dollar boot industry.

Time to give me that "Most Likely to Succeed" award.

Sorry, Robin, we can't.

But my boot factory is a huge success.

They are super comfortable.

[CHUCKLES] See!

Bro, how can you be the most likely to succeed when you've already succeeded.

It does defeat the whole point of the award.

[SIGHS]

[BEEPING]

Hey!

Everyone!

Yearbooks... Are...

In! Check...

Them... Out!

Just give me the book!

[GASPS] Oh, you beautiful leathery little book.

You're finally going to validate me as the most popular Teen Titan.

Oh, yeah! Check it out!

I got Most Likely to Have Worms!

[GROWLING]

Who is this dashing gentleman on pages 7, 18, 24, 109, 157, 187, 191, 211, 215 through 236 and 254?

Oh, it's me!

I'm on nearly every page!

Oh, look, there I am. Cool.

Quiet! [SHUSHING]

I need silence while I check out all my pictures.

Not me, not me, not me, not me, ha!

Oh, that's a cactus.

Not me, not me. Hey, there I am.

Ooh, that's not a very good picture.

Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me.

What's happening to him?

Yearbook madness.

Not me, not me, not me, not me...

One page! I'm on one page!

[SIGHS] That's okay.

It's not like the true test of popularity is how many times you show up in the yearbook, it's how many signatures you get in your yearbook.

Sign my yearbook!

[HISSING] Sign it!

Oh, I see, you're afraid I'm going to be most popular.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, I don't need your signatures, because I'm going to get the most signatures of anyone in any yearbook, of all time!

[SCREAMING]

[BANGING]

[SCREAMING]

Raven, will you sign my book of the year?

Sure.

Sign my yearbook!

Sign my yearbook!

Sign my yearbook!

[SNORING]

Sign my yearbook!

Sign it!

Sign it!

Sign it! Sign it!

Sign my yearbook!

Ha, ha! I have more signatures in my yearbook than anyone else.

[SINGSONG] ♪ I am the best Are those... signatures?

Green Lantern, Aqua Man, Haunted Tank, Aliens Rule, Superman! Where did these come from?

The heroes heard about our yearbook and wanted to sign the adorable messages.

And you didn't have to scream or beat them to get them to do it?

No, bro. They just like us.

Huh! Must be nice.

Well, I can still get more signatures!

[MIMICKING GIRL] Great job, Robin.

Oh, thank you, Robin.

No, Robin, you're clearly the best.

See you next year.

Good luck. KIT. To Robin, a true BFF.

Too good to be forgotten!

It's not a popularity contest, Robin.

Yes, it is! And I'm going to win it.

I have to be in the yearbook.

You do have the one awkward picture, Robin.

No, I mean, I have to be in the yearbook, literally!

Raven, magic me in there, now!

No way.

How about you just calm down, take some deep breaths?

Sorry. I got a little worked up.

This is supposed to be fun, right?

Can I sign your yearbook, Raven?

Sure, why not?

Will you read what I wrote you?

Of course. Azarath Metrion Zinthos.

Wow! I'm dumb.

[LAUGHING]

We're the best bros ever!

Pancakes! Keep in touch.

"Most Likely to Get Married."

Checkmate. Chess Club rules!

Woo-hoo! [LAUGHING]

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Can we save him?

Yeah, but do we really want to?

I win yearbook!

[CHEERING] Yes, yes, yes!

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]