Teen Titans Go! S2E7 Script

Nature (2014)

Go

[OPENING THEME PLAYING]

T-E-E-N

T-I-T-A-N-S

Teen Titans, let's go

Teen Titans, go

[MONSTER SCREAMING]

Star, Raven, take the left flank!

Cyborg, we'll take the right.

And Beast Boy, you go pterodactyl right up the middle!

Titans, go!

[POPPING]

[SCREAMING]

Ugh!

What happened to my pterodactyl?

Hurry, Beastie, we need you!

It's Cheetah time, then.

[CAT GROWLING] [POPPING]

[PANTING]

[GRUNTING]

Uh, is something wrong with your powers?

Of course not!

Great! Because we need a rhino to knock this guy off-balance!

One rhino comin' at ya!

Where's that rhino?

Are, are you blind, bro?

[IMITATING FIERCE RHINO]

[STRUGGLING]

Ow!

[ELECTROCUTING]

Ha, ha, yeah! That's how rhinos do it! Uh!

[ELEVATOR DINGING]

Admit it, Beast Boy, you've lost your powers.

I was just having an off day, bro.

Beast Boy, we need to talk about this.

Yes, we can talk about it over the vegan portobello pizza with the creamy garlic sauce I've brilliantly prepared.

[CLAPPING]

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Ooh, fancy!

Ha! [SMACKING]

Ow!

Were you just gonna eat that with your hands, bro?

Gross! Use a serving fork.

[LOUD CHOMPING]

Star, please, that's super gross.

Bro, napkin. Use it.

Ugh, animals.

Whoa, when did Beast Boy become the civilized one?

That's it!

The comforts of modern life have stripped you of your animal instinct.

Then that is why Beast Boy cannot turn into the animal.

Ahh! You're right!

The old Beast Boy would never have used a fork to eat pizza!

I need to get my animal instincts back by reconnecting with Mother Nature.

Be warned, Beast Boy.

She is the worst mother of them all.

There is a reason we all live inside.

I gotta do it, bro.

I gotta run free!

Then run free, Beast Boy! Run free!

Free, free, free!

[ALL MUNCHING]

[INHALING]

Finally! Back to Mother Nature!

Beautiful sun.

[SNIFFING] Ah, fresh air.

Clean water. [SLURPING]

So good and so fresh. [SLURPING]

So hairy... Ahh! [SPITTING]

[BURPING]

[LOW GROWLING]

What's up, buggie-bug?

How's nature been treating you, baby?

[CHITTERING]

[NERVOUS SQUEALING] [LOUD SQUISHING]

[GROANING]

[RETCHING]

What up? [CHOMPING]

Ahh! Why, nature, why?

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[GROWLING]

[WIND HOWLING]

[SCREAMING] [SQUIRRELS SQUEAKING]

[SCREAMING]

[CHIRPING]

[SNIFFING]

I warned Beast Boy about coming into this hostile environment.

[HOOTING]

We need to remember that Mother Nature is against us out here.

We'll have to do whatever it takes to survive until we find Beast Boy.

[CHOMPING]

[GULPING]

Ahh! What did you do that for?

Blech! Pure protein!

Out here, you take every meal you can get.

You never know when you'll have a chance to eat again.

Okay, crazy, you just ate a sandwich five minutes ago.

[CHOMPING]

Oh, come on, man!

In the wild, any meal could be your last.

No, Robin, please!

Mmm, this forest is loaded with butterflies!

[BEAST BOY SHUDDERING]

How am I supposed to connect with nature when it's so terrible!

[SHIVERING]

I'm cold, I'm hungry...

[SQUEAKING]

Hey, bunny. How do you do it, bro?

How do you survive out here?

You're so cute and fluffy.

I mean, how do you stay so meaty, bro?

With those delicious ribs, and juicy thighs?

So thick and fat. Come here!

Let me put you in my mouth!

[EXCLAIMING]

Who... What... Who are you?

I am Mother Nature.

Woah.

[TITANS GASPING] Titans!

I have found some tracks belonging to Beast Boy.

[SLURPING AND CHOMPING]

Pure protein!

Now, is everyone staying hydrated?

I could use the liquid refreshment.

Mmm-mmm!

Where did this water come from?

From the lake.

[CROAKING]

Ugh.

We have to do what we have to do to survive in the wild.

[HOOTING]

This place is making me so crazy.

I almost ate that adorable bunny.

Hey, where did the bunny go?

He's right there.

[WOLVES HOWLING] [BUNNY TWITCHING]

[GASPING]

Robin was right. You are the worst mother ever.

[BIRD SQUEALING]

[YELLING] What did you say about me?

Not that robin, fool!

How do you let your animals live in these conditions?

[BIRD YELPING]

I'm a firm believer in survival of the fittest.

But if see your wolf kid eating your bunny kid, you gotta do something.

I can't. It's the circle of life.

You don't need any circles if you have taco stands.

Tacos?

Yeah, tacos.

I've been out here for a while, and I know exactly what this place needs.

[TASTING]

[GASPING]

Titans! Ahh!

I know what happened to Beast Boy.

Where is he? Follow me.

He regained his instincts and can turn into animals again.

Oh, that is the great news!

But, then he got cocky!

Prancing through the forest in the form of a deer, he had a fateful meeting with the majestic King Deer.

They couldn't come to terms, so Beast Boy challenged that deer to become the Emperor of the Forest! Yes!

It's all so very clear now.

I do not understand. Where is the Beast Boy now?

This is Beast Boy.

BOTH: [SOBBING] No!

No, that's not him.

Poor, poor Beast Boy.

You could never be Emperor of the Forest, couldn't you see that?

Why?

[SOBBING] Why did you challenge King Deer for his throne?

Why? Why?

He was just a boy!

[ALL SOBBING]

Wow. Well, I'm ready to go back to the tower.

Are you sure this will improve the forest?

I guarantee it, mama. You don't even know.

Now, let's ditch a couple of those trees.

Okay.

[ZAPPING]

See how that opens everything up?

Now put some homes in there.

[MOTHER NATURE GIGGLING]

Now we're cooking!

Speaking of cooking, hook this place up with that taco stand, yo!

Now some billboards to advertise those tacos!

Now, do you see this? Look at that!

No one's eating anyone.

Everyone's got a roof over their head and a good paying job.

That's what I call nature.

This is so much better, Beast Boy!

How can I ever thank you?

[POPPING] Whoa, look!

I've reconnected with nature. Literally, yo!

My powers are back.

[POPPING]

That's what I'm talking about.

[ALL GASPING] Pure protein!

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]