Teen Titans Go! S3E14 Script

Animals, It's Just a Word! (2015)





Teen Titans, let's go

Teen Titans, go

Check it out.

My new laser cannon.

Fire it up, Beasty.

You got it, bro.


Whoa, now, what's with the cat?

Keeps me frosty.

That's what I like to hear.

Hit it!



Oh, it looks very laser-cannony, Cyborg.

So beautiful.


Hey, don't touch that.

I wasn't going to touch nothing, yo.

So, Cyborg, how much power does the cannon have?

Well, it's got 54 giga... I said do not touch that!

I wasn't. Yeah, you were.

You gots me, mama. I was going to touch it.

You know how cats be.


Please, Beast Boy, fight your animal urges for once.

[GROANS] All right, all right, all right!

I won't touch anything.

As I was saying, it's got a 54 giga...

Get your hand away from that button!

You will kill us all if you touch that button!

Sorry, won't happen again.



ROBIN: What... What happened?

Uh, I pretty much killed you, yo.

But don't worry. I replaced all the blood you lost with my own.

Your blood?

In us? Gross.

Please remove it.



Oh, come on. I saved your lives.

After you almost killed us.

Yeah, sorry about that.

You just couldn't resist your animal urges, Beast Boy.

I am so mad, I... [SNARLS]


Dude, you just transformed into a dog.

Beast Boy's blood must have given us the power to turn into animals.


I wish to turn into the animal... [MEOWS]

[GASPS] I am the adorable.

[SINGING] ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow I'm thirsty.


[SQUAWKING] This is so cool.

Now, remember, Titans. We can be animals.

We just can't become them.

Whatever, I just want to turn into a tiny donkey.

ALL: Go, tiny donkey!


I like your style!

Breakfast ready.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

What smells so good?

We are breaking the fast.

Not that smell.

[SNIFFS] That smell.

Bro, bring that butt on over here so I can get a better sniff.

[SNIFFS] Oh, yeah, yeah. Guys, get in on this.



You've got a good bouquet going on there, Cy.

Motor oil and...

[SNIFFS] Ooh, is that a hint of meatball?

[LAUGHS] It is.

[SNIFFS] Hmm, not bad.

Whoo, doggy! I could sniff butts all day.

Why stop at sniffin' butts?

Check this out.


Whoo-hoo! [LAUGHS]

We've got that good air in our face and the sun on our wings.

I could already do the flying before.

Sure. But could you do this?



[DEFECATES] Nice car, bro!

[ALL LAUGH] I've got you.


Over there.

It's the H.I.V.E.

Let's get 'em!



STARFIRE: Chomp, chomp, chomp!


Nothing like a game of cards after a long day of sniffing butts and pooping on cars.

Indeed, it is so wonderful being the animals and...




What was that about, Star?

Outside, I saw...

The cat.

ALL: [REPEATING] Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat!


Whoa, what's happening to us?

That's your animal urges, yo.

Friends, is it safe for us to continue the animal life?

Absolutely, we are people.

Suppressing our animal urges is what we do all day, everyday.

Hey, the moon is out.






What up, dogs?

You ready to sniff some butts?

You know it.


Our shapes have not shifted.

Then our ability to transform must have been temporary.

And yet, I still yearn to claw the furniture.

And I just want a cracker. Any cracker will do.

Is it just me or is it crazy dry in here?

Uh, you okay, Ray-Ray?


I'm good.


Hey, stop messing with that.


Man, I really want a cracker.

Cyborg want a cracker!

Man, you guys are a bunch of animals.

Control your urges, yo.


Stop that.

Uh, here, fetch. [PANTING]

Mine. I saw it first! Give me the toy!

Hey, hey, hey. No fighting.



Oh, gross!

Robin, did you do this?

Why are you blaming me?

Because you're trying to pee in the corner right now.

Stop that, bad boy. Bad! [WHIMPERS]

I said, "No."


You guys gotta control your animal urges.

You're gonna learn the same way I did.

When you're good, you get a treat.

But when you're bad you get the spray bottle.






Good boy, good girl.

Treats for everyone, yo.

CYBORG: Booyah.

Hey, where's Raven?

Oh, no. I forgot to feed her!

She's dead!


May I eat her? [HISSES]

No, she's gonna have a dignified funeral.

Raven... [SIGHS]

Oh, you were a great teammate, but even a better fish.

Now we send you back to the sea, where you can swim forever.


Dude, she's not going to the sea, she's going to the sewer.

Oh, uh, now we send you back to the sewer where flushed pets mutate, and roam free.



[BLUBBERING] Get in...

It's so big.

Just flush already.



Finally, ugh.

May she rest in peace.



Man, Raven's dead, the place is a mess and it smells terrible.


Crime alert! Cinderblock is attacking the city.

Come on, dude. Say the thing you always say.

Tut-tut, aren't you forgetting something?


Now? After you rub my tummy.

Who's a good boy? Who's the good boy?

Ooh, ooh, I am, I am. I'm a good boy.

Titans, go!


Let's do this!


Bro, get down here.


I finally understand why you guys always told me to control my animal urges.





[GASPS] Oh, Raven!

What happened to you?

Well, I was sleeping, and the next thing I know I wake up in the sewer.

I'm super mutated, and I've got cool new mutant sewer friends.

Sup? Sup? Hey, dudes. Hey, dudes.

Yeah, sup? Hey, dudes.



We got this.




I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.

If you flush a friend down the toilet, they will come back horribly mutated, and save your butt from Cinderblock.

Thank you for saving us, Raven.

No problem. My new bros are gonna hang, if that's cool.

Sup? Hey, dudes.