Teen Titans Go! S3E17 Script

Two Parter: Part One/Two Parter: Part Two (2015)

Go

[OPENING THEME PLAYING]

T-E-E-N

T-I-T-A-N-S

Teen Titans, let's go

Teen Titans, go

Titans, can you feel it?

No, and I don't think I want to.

Well, I can! Something in the air is telling me today is special!

Special how, yo?

Special!

As in something is going to happen that will take twice as long as it usually does for us to resolve.

The increased amount of time sounds the amazing!

Yes! Because every so often, an event occurs that is...

Special!

A special event, if you will, that propels us into an epic adventure.

I'm kind of busy. When does this go down?

Just wait for it.

Keep waiting.

[CLEARS THROAT] It'll be special.

[CLANGING]

Hark!

[WHISPERING] Did you hear that?

The air conditioning broke down.

Special!

But, Robin, did we not already experience the breaking of the conditioner of the air long ago?

And that was not special at all.

We had trouble using that situation to fill the normal amount of time.

I am telling you. This is especial!

[LAUGHS]

From this broken air conditioner, we will set forth on our most exciting adventure to date.

A double-length adventure, perhaps divided into two distinct parts!

I'm feeling pretty hot, yo.

Feeling hot! Excellent!

Okay! Let's see where that takes us. [BEAST BOY WHIMPERS]

[GLASS SHATTERING]

This does not feel like the special event yet.

Uh, are you sure? Pools can be pretty special.

You want something special?

Cannonball!

Great job.

You ruined the pool, Cyborg!

Wait.

This could be special!

Hopefully. Bros, I'm still crazy hot.

I gots to cool off, and I knows a special place to do it.

The Hall of Justice!

I like where things are going!

[IMITATES FANFARE]

Special! Please stop saying "special."

Just trying to get everyone hyped!

All right, I'm swimming. Who's with me?

ALL: We are!

[SPLASHING] [ALL LAUGHING]

BEAST BOY: Marco!

ROBIN: This is special! BEAST BOY: Polo!

You know, you guys are disrespecting the fountain with all your horseplay.

Lighten up, bro. Come on in.

No way! What if the Justice League catches us?

Who cares?

They'd never let me join if they caught me swimming in their fountain.

I did not know you wished to join the League of Justice.

It's always been a dream of mine to be a part of a first-rate superhero team.

BEAST BOY: Maybe they'll take me too. STARFIRE: Ah, yes, first-rate team.

I'd give anything to be a member of the Justice League.

Wow. So touching, Cyborg.

But, you do know if they took anyone, it would obviously be me, right?

So, stop worrying and get in here. It feels great!

Ooh. I just found a warm spot.

Ew.

This warm water is really relaxing my muscles.

Mmm.

That's the warm embrace of justice, bro.

I would like the embracing of the warm justice.

Uh, no! You really don't.

In fact, we should all get out now.

Good idea.

Since today is so special! [FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

I think Cyborg should live his dream.

Come on, buddy. I'll introduce you to the Justice League.

I'm nervous, let's just go home.

Nonsense.

You should meet them. They'll love you.

[SNICKERING]

You really think so?

[DOORBELL RINGING] Psych!

Ding dong ditch!

No, don't leave me!

[LAUGHING]

ALL: [CHANTING] Ding dong ditch. Ding dong ditch.

Ding dong ditch. Ding dong ditch!

Uh, uh...

Hello?

[CLEARS THROAT]

Hello, Wonder Woman.

You have a lovely home. Is that jasmine I smell?

Greetings, Superman. What a cape you have there. It is red.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Man, this is lame. No one is even home.

If the Hall of Justice is empty, how about a little tour?

ALL: Yes! No!

[STRAINING]

Locked. Dude, we can't just let ourselves in.

Oh, no?

Then why did they leave a key?

[ALL GASPING] BEAST BOY: Wow!

ROBIN: Look at this! RAVEN: Yeah!

Now, this truly is a special, special, special event!

You say that, but nothing's really happened yet.

But, we are filling lots of time, which is...

[WHIRRING] Special!

This is special.

[ECHOING] We are in the home of the greatest superhero team of all time.

I feel inspired.

I, too, feel the inspiration.

Eh, not me.

So, what do you want to see first?

[ALL GIGGLING]

Of all the cool things in here, you wanna see the fridge?

[SIGHING]

I thought the contents would be more heroic.

RAVEN: Huh. Wonder Woman really likes that yogurt that makes you poop.

Dibs on the sandwich. No, no, no, no, no!

That belongs to Batman! His name is on it!

Come on, bro.

You really think Batman cares about a sandwich?

[GROANS] Of course he does.

He's Batman! [BUZZING]

[CRIES OUT]

Mmm. [ALARM BLARING]

Batman put an alarm on his sandwich?

Of course he did, he's Batman!

[SLAMMING] [ALARM STOPS]

Area restricted to Justice League members only.

Intruders will be detained.

[TEEN TITANS LAUGHING]

ROBIN: Run!

[SHOTS BLASTING] [CHAINSAW BUZZING]

Ahhh!

[CHAINSAW BUZZING]

[EXCLAIMING INDISTINCTLY]

[BEEPS]

[GRUNTING]

Okay. That robot won't stop for anyone but the Justice League.

So, suit up!

Uh, we are not gonna fool the robot by putting on these costumes.

What a dumb idea.

Dibs on Batman!

Slow down, there, Raven. I'm Batman.

Yo, I can be a bat. Let me be Batman!

I wish to be the Batman!

I already called dibs. I'm Batman!

[GAGS] So sweaty.

[GRUNTS] Ugh!

Smells like vinegar.

[SNIFFING]

And the sweaty cheese.

Of course he sweats. He's Batman!

Or should I say, [IMITATING BATMAN] "I'm Batman"?

[GAGGING]

Beasty, you be Martian Manhunter. Who?

You know, the cool green dude from Mars who hunts men all the time.

Sweet. I wanna hunts me some mens.

CYBORG: Raven, you be Wonder Woman.

Great. So, all I get is a swim suit, some bracelets and a rope?

That rope is the Golden Lasso.

Those bound by it are forced to tell the truth.

Really? Hey, Batman.

Remember that wet spot on your pants you said was water?

[STRAINING]

It was pee.

I said it was water, but it was totally pee.

You try fighting crime after drinking too much cranberry juice!

[CHUCKLES] Cool.

Ooh, who shall I be?

How about The Flash?

I am the Flash! Flash, flash, flash, flashety, flash, flash!

[CLAPS] Nice moves, Flash.

Green Lantern approves.

[ZAPPING]

[BELL DINGS] Booyah!

Sweet ring, bro. Thank you.

This ring is the most powerful weapon in the universe.

It can manifest anything with your willpower alone.

Witness its power!

[GOLDEN GIRLS THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Are those the Golden Girls?

You know it. What up, Bea?

That ring can manifest any weapon imaginable, and you choose the Golden Girls?

These sassy old broads are the toughest ladies around.

When the chips are down, you want the Golden Girls in your corner.

Wow. You'd make such a great member of the Justice League.

It's okay, Bea.

Not even your sardonic one-liners can make him a pal and confidant.

[THUDDING]

Okay. Be cool.

Play your parts or this won't work.

Area restricted to Justice League members only.

Intruders will be detained.

Intruders! What?

We're the Justice League, baby.

Scan complete.

Welcome back, Wonder Woman.

Uh, yep. That's me. How'd you know?

Them legs.

Well, then, we are clearly the Justice League, so you can stand down. [SCANNER BEEPING]

[BUZZING] ROBOT: Identity unconfirmed.

State your name.

Green Lantern, obviously. Check out the ring.

Which Green Lantern? There are several.

Why would there be more than one?

[EXCLAIMS] I'm, uh, you know, uh, Steve.

There is no Green Lantern Steve.

Intruders will be detained.

[SHOTS BLASTING]

[SCREAMS] Raven, help!

Raven? Never heard of her.

I think I'll try one of the those poo yogurts.

Well, Cyborg, you did your best trying to lead us.

But, we're still going to die...

Which is why they'd choose me over you to be in the Justice League!

[ROBOT RUMBLING] Goodbye, dear friends.

"Friends." That's it!

Thank you, Starfire.

Thank you for being a friend.

Bea Arthur in your face!

[GOLDEN GIRLS THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

How'd it go? Awesome, that's how.

I told you today was a special event.

Indeed. But it took the same amount of time as our other adventures.

[ALL EXCLAIM] [ALARM SOUNDING]

[BEEPING]

The Justice League has been captured by Darkseid.

[ALL GASP]

Uh-oh. Looks like this little adventure has another part coming at you.

You know what that means.

Special!

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]