Teen Titans Go! S3E28 Script

Batman v Teen Titans: Dark Injustice (2016)





Teen Titans, let's go

Teen Titans, go




This is going to be so good.


Who's gonna be an April Fool? Huh? Huh?

[CHUCKLES] Not this guy with thumbs.


Titans, breakfast.

Oh, yeah! Let's breaks that fast, baby!


Oh, go, go, go. Go ahead. Take a seat.


I'll pass, weirdo.

More for us.


April Fools! [LAUGHS]

I got you! I got you, I got you! I got you so bad.


[SING SONG] Everyone thought you were tooting!

Comedy gold.


Just get off the floor.


I can't feel my butt.

I too have no feelings in the posterior.

Quick, someone smack mine.



I feel nothing!

Those whoopee cushions were too strong!

I just wanted a good clean toot sound.

[GROWLS] Well, you paralyzed our butts, fool!

Our behinds shall never again feel the soft fabrics of the couch cushions.

[INHALES] Because of you!

I... I'm sorry, Star.

No. [SNIFFLES] It was supposed to be a harmless prank.



April Fools!

Our butts are fine.

We got you.


That's good. That's good fun.

Fun? You were crying.

It was fun crying.

Because it was just a hilarious April Fools' prank.

What's fun about making your friends look dumb?

I shall demonstrate.


Kiss me now.

[GROANS] April the Fools!


Got me again.

You see, Raven?

Uh, you just humiliated him.

But in the fun way. See?


These "fun" April Fools' pranks are just excuses to be cruel to your friends.

No one likes being the butt of a joke.

Especially me.

I hear you, Mama. I hears you.

Uh, we promise not to prank you.

Shake on it. No.

Gum? No.

Peanuts? No.

Would you care to smell this nice flower that does definitely not spray the...

No. I'm leaving.

And if you guys are smart you'll stop with this April Fools nonsense.

I'm serious.

Maybe she's right.

The pranks do seem the cruel.

It's not fun if people get hurt.

Then let's agree right now, no more pranks. Deal?

Deal. Deals.


[LAUGHS] Oh, man...

It's gonna be so funny when someone walks right into this tape.

They're gonna look so dumb.

[LAUGHS] In a fun way.

Robin! What? Nothing. Hi.

Robin, we have found something most serious.

What is it?

Your parents, they're here, man.

Well, where are they?

They are just on the other side of the door.

[SOBBING] Mommy, Daddy!

Your baby is coming.

[GRUNTING] Whoa! Get this off me!


April Fools! [ALL LAUGHING]

BEAST BOY: Gotcha!

You sure did get me.

You sure did.


That was just mean.

Come on, don't be a downer, Raven.

It's all in good fun! [SOBS]

And the fun's just begun.

Huh, what's that? Huh?


April Fools! Ha-ha!

[MOCK LAUGHING] Oh, good one.



Ooh, the floor money.




April Fools!

Good one, friends. Ha, ha, ha.


Hey, buddy.


Very well.

Oh, hey, Star... Ow!

What was that for?

Following the directions.

Hmm, if the sign says so.



April Fools, brah!


You got me good.


Okay, you guys can stop slapping me now.

That is up to the sign.

What's going on, guys?

Uh, you know, just enjoying this wholesome April Fools' Day.

[SIGHS] We've really been pranking each other good, Mama.


[SHAKILY] Oh, yes.

But you will not feed me to the wolf again.


When the wolf chewed on your leg, so funny.



The comedy precious metals.

Guys, these pranks aren't fun.

You're just treating each other horribly and it's made you super paranoid.

We're not paranoid, Mama.

I'm watching you!

Great. 'Cause I'm watching you.

And you and you.

I've been watching you all for years.

And I am the watcher who watches, and I'm watching the watchers who watch me.

ALL: Watching...

This is fun?

Being suspicious of your friends and getting chewed on by wild animals?

That was the good one. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]


Well, I've had enough.

These pranks threaten to shatter the bonds of trust we share as friends.

And I can't let that happen.

As of right now, April Fools' Day is over.


But we haven't even pranked you yet.

Haven't pranked Raven...



Crime alert! Crime alert! Na-na. Na-na.

Oh! Oh, it is the crime alert.

Indeed. A huge, um, booger monster...

[BOTH GIGGLING] Is attacking Jump City.

Really? A booger monster?

[GIGGLING] It seems his power is boogers.

Wow. This is the best you guys could come up with?

This is no prank, Mama.

I don't know if we will be able to defeat this villain if we do not have your support.

You'll be fine.

Then we have no choice.

Titans, go!


CYBORG: [OVER DEVICE] Raven, help!

This booger monster is boogering all over us.

[MOCKING] Oh, no. That's terrible.

ROBIN: Robin to Raven, he's going to destroy the city.

Raven, please, 10-4 Over.

I'm not falling for this.

You're not gonna embarrass me.


They were serious.



The booger monster was real?

Yes, and we could not defeat him.

He destroyed our beloved city.

Cyborg is in a robot coma!

I told you there was nothing funny about April Fools pranks.

No good can come from being cruel to your friends.

We've learned our lesson, Mama.

No more pranks or lies.

Just the real reals.

Then be real, Beast Boy.

This is me getting as reals as I can.

I love you, girl.

I love you, too.

If Cyborg's robot coma has taught me anything, it's that some chances are worth taking.

Raven, will you marry me?

I, I...




You're awake. Yes.

These expressions of love and truth saved me from my robot coma.

I know how precious life is now.

That's why I'm leaving the Titans to pursue my dream of being in the Justice League.

It seems today is the day we all leave childish things behind.

Pranks, jokes and tomfoolery have no place here.

And my identity must reflect that.

From this day forward, call me Nightwing.

[GASPS] The hair, so beautiful.

We'll go our separate ways.

I guess this is it.

This is the end of Teen Titans Go!

Nightwing, kiss me now.

ALL: April Fools!

RAVEN: You guys thought I hated pranks.

I love pranks.

ROBIN: You are the queen of April Fools.


April Fools! We got you.

This is a good one. April Fools!