Teen Titans Go! S3E41 Script

Coconut Cream Pie (2016)

[CARIBBEAN MUSIC PLAYING]

The skies were clear and the water was warm

The sun was blazing hot

And where do we find our Titan crew

They're all up on their yacht

That's right, they have a yacht

It's called the Titan Yacht

It's a really big yacht

A super dope yacht

They all set sail for a day of fun

Full of dancing and good food

Till it all came to a sudden stop

When Beast Boy yelled out, "Dude!"

A massive wave was headed

Toward our frightened Titan crew

They tried and tried to outrun the swirl

But there was nothing they could do

It crashed onto the Titan Yacht

With the force of Poseidon's rage

And it seemed that all things might be lost if the Titans aren't saved

When suddenly behind a crest

A heated desert isle

Just then Robin yells out, "Whoo-hoo!"

And the rest went buck wild

It looks like they'll be stranded here

For more than just one day

They're most likely to be stranded

For the next five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

Go!

[SIGHS] Ugh.

[ALL GROANING]

We're shipwrecked.

Is everyone okay?

Yeah, I'm good. I think so.

CYBORG: Beast Boy?

[SHOUTING] Beast Boy!

That sounds like my dude.

And it's coming from overboard.

Dude overboard!

I got you, bro.

[GRUNTS]

[LAUGH TRACK]

Hey, what are you doing?

Let me go.

I'll never let you go.

Don't you die on me.

[LAUGH TRACK]

[GRUNTS]

I am not drowning. This is a beach.

A beach?

Sweet.

Beast Boy!

[GROANS]

Ooh, that is the nice skipper hat.

Well, you got to have some sun protection when you're out on a boat.

That's right. We'd be blocking them harmful UV rays with hats, yo.

[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

Wow. Well, this has been fun, but I'm getting out of here.

What?

Do not worry, I shall fly and alert the rescue persons.

How strange.

It seems we're stranded on a deserted island.

But why don't our powers work?

Because we're stranded.

On a deserted island.

Which means we can't get off.

Even with our powers.

That seems like the logic problem.

ROBIN: And there's probably some kind of mysterious Bermuda triangle thing and that's why. Okay?

Oh. I buy that. [LAUGH TRACK]

Great. That's settled.

Now, we'll have to rely on the island's natural resources for survival.

We can start by constructing a rudimentary shelter by utilizing the indigenous flora.

Whoa! So smart.

You's like a professor, bro.

You and Cyborg, go gather up some bamboo.

Raven, why don't you put that sturdy mid-western frame to work and get us some coconuts?

Ooh, I could make coconut cream pies.

Everybody likes those.

[CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING]

And what shall my task be?

"Task"?

You're a star.

Yes, that is my name.

No. Like a movie star.

You're too glamorous for manual labor.

Why don't you go sit in the shade with them?

Who are they?

Just some millionaire and his wife that were on the boat with us.

[LAUGH TRACK]

[WHIRRING]

[BOING] [SCREAMS]

Ow!

ROBIN: It's crude, but it should keep us alive.

Coconut, put it in your mouth.

The coconuts are taking on the coconuts this weekend.

Don't miss the big Coconut Bowl...

Co, co, co, co, coconut, coconut...

[LAUGHING]

[CONTINUES LAUGHING]

Man, how does this TV even work?

Simple science, really.

I made a rudimentary enclosure by combining coconut husks with bamboo wiring and then ionized coconut milk to project a picture.

I even had enough spare coconut to make this remote.

In other news, coconut futures are up.

President Coconut had this to say on the matter.

Less coconut... [TURNS OFF TV]

Oh, man. I wanted to hear what President Coconut had to say.

I love that guy.

President Coconut is flushing this coconut country down the coconut toilet.

All right. We need to discuss our exit strategy.

According to my calculations, there are enough raw materials on this island to construct an escape vehicle.

The only problem is, fuel.

We'll worry about fuel later.

Go down to the lagoon and gather up some bamboo and leaves, little homie.

You got it, yo.

Coconut cream pie for the road.

Uh, no, I'm good.

Maybe later. I'll save you a slice.

[CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING] Sweet, sweet, coconut pie.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bamboo

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bamboo

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bamboo

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bamboo

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bamboo

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bamboo

[SCATTING, SCREECHING]

What's this?

"Rocket foo-el."

"Fuhhel..."

"Fooo-el?"

Huh...

"Fool"? [GASPS]

Yo! Robin said he needed fuel.

Oh, man, we're saved.

You's coming with me, fool.

[GRUNTS]

[IN SPANISH ACCENT] I love you, Coconut.

I love you, too. Kiss me.

[CRYING]

I knew they'd always end up together.

Yo, yo! Check out what I found.

Rocket fuel?

Yup.

[RUMBLING] [ALL GASP]

This is powerful enough to launch a 100-ton rocket into orbit.

You know it is! [RUMBLING]

And you brought it the inside?

That's what's up!

Run!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Oh!

[RUMBLING]

Well, you've certainly done it again, Beast Boy.

No, this is good.

This rocket fuel is extremely potent.

In fact, this single barrel is enough to get us back to Jump City.

You've done it again, Beast Boy!

All we need to do now is build a rocket.

Leave it to us.

What do you need?

Let me think.

Bamboo, yes.

Leaves, definitely.

Mmm... I'm missing something.

Coconut cream pie.

[CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING]

That's it! Coconuts.

I can't believe I didn't think of that.

Now, we only have this one barrel, so we'll have to keep the rocket's weight down.

Stick to the essentials and we should be fine.

Hello, friend, Beast Boy.

What up, Star?

I must request that you construct a wardrobe for my many movie star gowns.

I don't know. Robin said we gots to keep the weight down.

I cannot be seen wearing the same dress twice.

You understand.

When did you get so movie starry?

[SHOUTS] I cannot be seen!

Okay! Okay! Okay, you got it.

[LAUGH TRACK] Wardrobe city.

[SHRIEKS]

I was thinking, I need you to build an oven in here, so I can bake my world-famous coconut cream pies.

You want to be able to eat on the way home, right?

Uh, I do loves to get my eat on.

Excellent.

I'll be sure to save you one of my pies.

Okay...

So, you better get out of here so I can start.

Bye.

Let me guess, you want first-class seats?

What's all this?

Hey, Robin. Just finishing up the first-class section, yo.

"First-class section"?

Yeah, for the millionaire and his wife.

Do you have any idea how much those chairs weigh?

Not half as much as Raven's oven.

"Oven"?

[DRAWLS] Pie... [CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING]

Robin gave you one simple job and you failed.

[GROANS] I was just trying to make everyone happy.

Coconut cream pies make people happy.

Okay, Beast Boy, get rid of all of this stuff.

Aye-aye, bro.

Then when you're done, get some lunch for everyone.

You got it.

Phew, done! Now I just gots to get the lunch.

[MACHINE DINGS]

Huh. "La-unch."

"Laooonch."

La, la... "Lunch"! Lunch!

Sweet, a lunch button.

[ALARM BLARING]

All right, we're ready to go.

Let's get this rocket cracking, yo.

Where's those lunches, little homie?

Oh, they'll be here in about 10 seconds.

What are you talking about?

I hit the lunch button.

And it said 10 seconds.

"Lunch button"? [LAUGH TRACK]

There's no lunch button.

That was the launch button!

So, we're not getting lunch? [LAUGH TRACK]

Beast Boy!

[ALL GASPING]

Oh!

The fuel.

It must have been unstable.

If we had been on that rocket, we'd all be dead.

You saved us, little homie.

That's how I do.

[ALL CHEERING]

Yes, coconut cream pie for everyone.

[SLURPS]

Hey, this is really good, yo. [LAUGH TRACK]

Told you.

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]