Teen Titans Go! S3E43 Script

Open Door Policy (2016)

[CARIBBEAN MUSIC PLAYING]

The skies were clear and the water was warm

The sun was blazing hot

And where do we find our Titan crew

They're all up on their yacht

That's right, they have a yacht

It's called the Titan Yacht

It's a really big yacht

A super dope yacht

They all set sail for a day of fun

Full of dancing and good food

Till it all came to a sudden stop

When Beast Boy yelled out, "Dude!"

A massive wave was headed

Toward our frightened Titan crew

They tried and tried to outrun the swirl

But there was nothing they could do

It crashed onto the Titan Yacht

With the force of Poseidon's rage

And it seemed that all just might be lost if the Titans aren't saved

When suddenly behind a crest

Appeared a desert isle

Just then Robin yells out, "Whoo-hoo!"

And the rest went buck wild

It looks like they'll be stranded here

For more than just one day

They'll most likely be stranded here

For the next five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

Go! You know, Titans, I thought we'd starve to death here.

But, boy, was I wrong!

We've got more food than we could ever eat.

This island is a horn of plenty!

I'm abouts to get down on these lovely scrambled coconuts.

[CHOMPING]

Save room for some awesome coconut waffles!

And do not forget my famous coconut syrup.

[SLURPS]

Oh! I'm loving this coconut juice!

Got that good coconut pulp in it.

You want some shredded coconut on that, bro?

You know it.

Keep that coconut coming.

[ALL GNAWING AND MOANING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

I can't take this anymore!

I hate coconuts! Nasty!

Never again! Never!

Die, coconuts!

[SCREAMING] Die! Die! Die!

Die! Die! Die!

Die!

I am done now with the coconut rage.

Titans, we need a new food source, fast.

But all we've got here is garbage coconut.

STARFIRE: [SCREAMS] Die!

Maybe we should check the other side of the island.

Ooh, but that is the unexplored side of the island.

Who can say what mysteries await us there?

STARFIRE: ♪ The mysterious side of the island

Woodoo, woodoo

It's where the mysteries lie

Woodoo, woo, woo, woo

It is the different fun island

Woodoo, woo, woo, woo

Where marvels await the eye

Woodoo

Woodoo But...

Shrouded in the mysteries

Woo, woodoo, woo, woo

Ancient treasures to discover

Woo, woo, woodoo, woo, woo So...

Action and adventure await the brave

Woodoo, woodoo, but.. Watch out!

There's a shadow on that wall

Woodoo, woodoo, woodoo, woodoo, woodoo

Uh, that's good, Star.

To the other side of the island!

[ALL GASP]

[GROWLS]

[SCREECHING]

[GROWLS]

They have been here this whole time!

ALL: Potatoes!

[ALL CHOMPING]

Mmm! Mmm-mmm-mmm!

[SIGHS IN RELIEF]

So much better than the diabolical coconuts.

It's like a flavor explosion, yo!

Mmm! You know, I bet these will be really good mashed!

Mmm.

Oh, hey, check out those dinosaurs.

Yeah, saw them.

But we're currently focused on the potatoes. [GRUNTS]

Oh, okay. Just wanted to make sure.

[ALL CHOMPING]

ALL: Mmm.

ALL: Dinosaurs!

STARFIRE: The saurs of the dinos are the amazing!

I thoughts they were extincted.

They were, bro, they were!

I read it in a book.

And somehow they've survived here for millions of years, untouched by humans.

Titans, we have found something quite remarkable, and now we have only two options.

Use these animals to start a state of the art amusement park or make them our pets.

Eh, amusement park sounds like too much work.

Yeah, and it's the kind of thing where everything can go wrong unexpectedly, despite all the security measures and what not.

Pets it is!

I call the brontosaurus, my favorite!

Did you know that the name brontosaurus means "thunder lizard"?

'Cause my boy is huge!

A brontosaurus can weigh over 15 tons.

But most people don't know that they also love to have their chin scratched. [BRONTOSAURUS PURRS]

Your long-neck leap year is nothing compared to my triceratops.

She's got one, two, three horns and a solid bone plate that can grow up to seven-feet long, making her super tough!

My T. rex and me, both got sweet meaty thighs, and he can run 20 miles an hour!

And its tooths can be up to one-foot long sometimes.

The pterodactyl has the 40-foot wing span.

The name means "winged finger."

Also, the P is typically silent, but I enjoy the saying of, "Pterodactyl. Pterodactyl."

You've all picked the dumbest dinosaurs!

This velociraptor is ferocious and intelligent, like me.

The velociraptor is the only dinosaur that can open doors.

[SCOFFS] Big deal. Push, pull, anyone can open a door.

But my big boy Bronto got that neck-reach, baby!

Oh, what, so it can eat leaves? Wow!

Lame!

The pterodactyl can fly all above the world's troubles.

Three horns, baby! Count 'em! One, two, three!

[ALL ARGUING]

You guys are ridiculous. I can't even talk to you anymore!

Okay! Okay-ah!

There's only one way to decide which dinosaur is best.

We make them fight!

ALL: Yeah!

Whoa, whoa, guys.

These dinosaurs have miraculously survived here for millions of years.

They are a part of the fragile ecosystem, and you wanna make them fight each other before we properly train them?

[SNARLING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[GROWLS] All right, kid, work that bag.

Follow me, the pterodactyl.

[SCREECHES]

Spear 'em!

[GROWLING]

Prove your mental superiority and open that door!

[SCRATCHING]

No! Bad dinosaur!

[GROANS] Like this.

Open, close.

Open, close.

It's simple, see.

Good! Now open!

CYBORG: These dinos are looking lean and mean!

Now that they are trained, we can see which dinosaur is the best!

Let's get to some dinosaur battles, yo!

Wait! This isn't right.

These beautiful dinosaurs are creatures of flesh and blood.

They may be big but their lives are as fragile as our own.

I can't believe you wanna pit these magnificent beasts against each other, before we fit them with battle armor!

ALL: Oh!

Seriously, am I the only one who knows what she's doing?

CYBORG: Bring the thunder, big boy!

[GROWLS]

BEAST BOY: We got some real arms now!

[GROWLS]

STARFIRE: The Flying Fortress!

[SCREECHING]

RAVEN: Why stop at three horns?

ROBIN: With this armor, no door will remain unopened.

It is remarkable we were able to fashion all of this with only the resources found on the island.

Yeah, I know.

It sounds pretty far-fetched but that's what we did.

Now, we will have a fair fight to decide who has the strongest, smartest and best door-opening dinosaur!

Let's do it!

TEEN TITANS: Dino Fight!

Thunderstorm!

Mega spear!

Open-door policy!

Open the door. We need to hide in here.

It's our only chance.

[SCRATCHING]

[SCREECHING]

Come down here and fight like a real dinosaur!

[SCOFFS AND SCREAMS]

Laser horn!

[BUZZING]

Come on, come on, come on, open it, open it, open it!

This is the only reason I picked you!

Tree top!

BEAST BOY: T-wrecker!

[GROWLS]

He's weak. Let's finish this!

Whoa!

Uh, what you doing, T-dawg? [GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

The dinosaurs are revolting!

[ALL GROWLING]

Perhaps forcing them to wear the armors and fight was the unwise.

They're gonna eat us!

Now we need to find a door. Dinosaurs can't open doors.

It's our only hope.

Run!

[DINOSAURS GROWLING]

Should we lock it?

[PANTING] No need.

Those dinosaurs are worthless when it comes to opening doors.

Trust me.

See, they'll never get us in here.

Oh, good boy! You did it!

[GROWLS]

Uh-oh.

[TEEN TITANS SCREAMING] [THUDDING]

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]