Teen Titans Go! S3E44 Script

Crazy Desire Island (2016)

[CARIBBEAN MUSIC PLAYING]

The skies were clear and the water was warm

The sun was blazing hot

And where do we find our Titan crew

They're all up on their yacht

That's right, they have a yacht

It's called the Titan Yacht

It's a really big yacht

A super dope yacht

They all set sail for a day of fun

Full of dancing and good food

Till it all came to a sudden stop

When Beast Boy yelled out, "Dude!"

A massive wave was headed

Toward our frightened Titan crew

They tried and tried to outrun the swirl

But there was nothing they could do

It crashed onto the Titan Yacht

With the force of Poseidon's rage

And it seemed that all just might be lost if the Titans aren't saved

When suddenly behind a crest

Appeared a desert isle

Just then Robin yells out, "Whoo-hoo!"

And the rest went buck wild

It looks like they'll be stranded here

For more than just one day

They'll most likely be stranded here

For the next five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

Go! No. What? No. Seriously? Get out of here.

Uh-huh. What? No!

A birthday party without a cake?

You know, Football-with-a-face-on-it, if I didn't have you to talk to, I'd go crazy.

[LAUGHING]

Oh, come on!

Hey, quiet down.

I'm trying to talk to Football-with-a-face-on-it.

Sorry, bro. Hockey-stick-with-a-face-on-it is just cracking me up with his jokes, yo.

Oh... Tell him the one about the moose.

[LAUGHS] So good!

Basketball-with-a-face-on-it and I don't get it.

Friends, the skull of the pirate-volleyball-player-with-a-face-on-it has the concerns for your sanity.

He has told me talking to inanimate sports equipment with faces on it is the sign of madness.

[GASPS]

The skull of the pirate-volleyball-player- with-a-face-on-it is right!

It's this crazy island. It's making us crazy!

I wish we were just home already!

Did someone say wish?

Greetings, I am Mr. Robin. Your host.

Welcome, to Crazy Desire Island.

Mr. Robin, why were you creeping in the bushes like the creepy creeper creep?

So I can eavesdrop on you all without being seen.

That's super creepy, bro.

Even that suit's creepy.

It's island style. Good for sitting in bushes.

Creep.

Wasn't someone trying to make a wish?

Yeah, I wished that we were off this garbage island!

But why would you leave a place that can make your greatest wishes come true?

Is you saying this island is magical?

That's right. All you need to do is imagine your true desire and the island will bring it to life.

How does that work exactly?

Oh, would you like me to spend the next 40 seconds explaining the mechanics of the island's mystical powers?

Why, yes! Yes, I would.

And this bush, right here is the portal for all the magic.

Any questions?

Nope. We wish to wish the wishies.

Great! But be warned.

Your wish may not turn out how you expect it to.

You're giving off some mixed signals here, bruh.

Yeah. Should we wish for something or not?

Yes. But be careful what you wish for.

You just might get it.

It really sounds like you're warning us not to wish for stuff.

Just wish already!

Fine! Sheesh.

Hmm, let's see.

Oh! I know!

I wish me and my boy, Beasty, were famous musicians.

Ah, a wonderful wish.

Now. Please, step into the bush.

And let your dream become reality.

You want me to go in the creepy bush?

It's a magical bush!

All right.

But I better not get any weird heebie-jeebie vibes in there.

[DJ MUSIC PLAYING]

Uh-uh-uh. That's a sick beat, yo!

Sounds like you're making some hits up in here.

[MUSIC STOPS]

Sick beats aren't enough, dawg.

I need some sick words!

Bro, I gots words for days!

I'll put words on them beats.

Then let's do it!

MAN: Puttin' words on it.

What the Titans got ♪ ♪ Nobody else got

What the Titans got

Nobody else got

What the Titans got

Teen Titans got ♪ ♪ Go! Here's the demo, yo!

Hey, my name isn't on it.

This demo's gonna make us famous, dude!

MAN: Get famous.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Ha-ha! My song is on the radio!

Don't you mean, our song?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean... Our song is on the radio!

MAN: Toppin' the charts.

There's just one question we're gonna ask

Will we ask it? ♪ ♪ Will we ask it?

Better answer it fast!

What the Titans got ♪ ♪ Nobody else got

What the Titans got ♪ ♪ Teen Titans got, go!

[CHEERING]

What a rush. This is a dream come true, bro!

And we did it, together!

No, man. It was all me.

[CHEERING]

Your wish seems to have taken an unexpected turn.

Yeah. Look at him out there.

I've never been happier for him!

Excuse me?

My dude is killin' it!

Well, he's taking credit for the work you did together!

This should be tearing you up inside!

Come on. How often do you get to see your best bud become a star?

Why can't you just be happy for the man?

That's it. You refuse to learn anything so I'm ending this wish!

[BUZZER RINGS]

How was your wish, bruh?

Awesome.

It was not, "Awesome."

Beast Boy stole your fame and you just stood there cheering him on.

Really?

Thanks for your support, dude.

I love you, bro.

Ugh!

Starfire, it is your turn to make a wish.

But beware, the path to fulfillment is lined with potholes of disillusionment.

Mr. Robin. I have done both the long and also the hard thinking on this, I am ready to experience my greatest desire.

Then, step into this bush.

And let your dream become reality.

Your wish is to be a kitty cat?

Meow.

I guess I can work with this.

[CHOKING]

Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Looks like the little kitty has a hairball.

You see, the life of a putty-tat is not so easy after all.

[GRUNTS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Wait a second, you're taking liberties with your wish!

Oh!

[COUGAR ROARS]

This is too weird.

Her little mind is a web of madness.

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

[HUFFS] ♪ Meow meow meow No more, no more, no more! ♪ Meow meow meow meow meow

[BUZZER RINGS]

Oh, what a wonderous wishing that was!

[GASPING]

She was a cat. There was a cat.

And a hairball. But... But... But... It was a rainbow.

I fell into a cat mouth...

Bro, hey, my turn.

Huh? Right.

What is your life's wish? And don't make it weird.

I want a piece of cake.

And...

And nothing.

You can wish for anything you can imagine and you want cake?

You knows it!

Maybe you wanna think about this a little more.

No. I wants what I wants.

[SIGHS] Then into the bush. And let your dream... come true.

Imma get me some of that.

[MUNCHING LOUDLY]

How's the cake?

It's dope.

Tummy starting to hurt?

Nope.

Wish you had some milk?

Nope.

Don't you wish you had a friend to... Nope.

But... No.

Let me finish... No.

[BUZZER RINGS]

Hey, I wasn't done with my cake, yo.

Cake is for people who listen!

[GROWLS]

[GULPING NOISILY]

Hey. Get out of there.

[BURPS]

Ah... Doneskies.

Ugh!

I am trying to teach you magical life lessons and you keep messing it up.

Is the lesson, "Wishes are always good

"and nothing bad will ever happen if they come true"?

No, that is not the lesson!

You're supposed to learn that wishes can have unexpected downsides.

And you should be happy with what you already have.

I did not pick up on that at all.

It's my turn to have a great wish where nothing bad happens.

I wish to get off this island and go home.

[SIGHS] Fine. Let's go.

Step into the bush and let your dreams become reality.

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[ALL CHEERING]

Oh, it is the wondefulness to be home.

I gots to get me a shower.

I am ripe.

Sniff me, mama.

Ew, get away from me. [GRUNTS]

I'll smell you, bro.

[SNIFFS]

Whoa, doggy. Sick! Now smell me!

[SNIFFS]

[YELPS]

Nasty, bro. [CHUCKLES]

You think that's bad? Smell behind my ear.

BOTH: Ew!

Ugh, I'm just gonna watch Pretty, Pretty Pegasus.

What's up with the TV?

I thought, perhaps the recording box would make a nice hat.

Do you like it?

Ugh, we've been here less than a minute and I already hate everything.

I... I wish I was back on the island.

Oh, really?

So, you might say that I was right!

You should watch out for what you wish for.

Yes.

Yes! Knowledge bomb dropped!

[WHISTLES]

[MIMICS EXPLOSION]

Friend Robin, I must give you the many thanks for helping us survive upon the island.

Well, I learned my lesson.

End this wish already, so we can... ROBIN: Shh.

There is something else.

I have the feelings for you.

That I hope you will reciprocate...

Boyfriend.

Boy... Boyfriend?

[GASPS]

[SIGHS]

So, yeah. Lesson learned. I'm canceling my wish.

[BUZZER RINGS]

[CRYING] Send me back!

It's all I ever wanted!

[CRYING]

Ha! Ha-ha!

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]