Teen Titans Go! S3E45 Script

The Titans Show (2016)

[CARIBBEAN MUSIC PLAYING]

The skies were clear and the water was warm

The sun was blazing hot

And where do we find our Titan crew

They're all up on their yacht

That's right, they have a yacht

It's called the Titan Yacht

It's a really big yacht

A super dope yacht

They all set sail for a day of fun

Full of dancing and good food

Till it all came to a sudden stop

When Beast Boy yelled out, "Dude!"

A massive wave was headed

Toward our frightened Titan crew

They tried and tried to outrun the swirl

But there was nothing they could do

It crashed onto the Titan Yacht

With the force of Poseidon's rage

And it seemed that all just might be lost if the Titans aren't saved

When suddenly behind a crest

Appeared a desert isle

Just then Robin yells out, "Whoo-hoo!"

And the rest went buck wild

It looks like they'll be stranded here

For more than just one day

They'll most likely be stranded here

For the next five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

No less than five whole days

For certain five whole days

Go!

[YAWNS]

I wonder how many ponies I can count to.

One pony, two pony, three pony, four pony.

[YAWNS]

[YAWNS, SNORES]

Fifty-seven ponies, 58 ponies.

I like ponies. They're pretty.

Hey, is it just me or have we run out of things to do on this island.

Indeed. What at first seemed like the exciting change has become the very tiresome.

Yeah, I hates it here.

I think we should go back to our normal setting.

[CONCH BLOWING LOUDLY] [ALL SHRIEK]

Have you all lost your minds?

This island adventure has been filled with excitement.

If this was a TV show, it would be billed as a week-long event.

Hmm, maybe, but I'm not sure it's lived up to expectations.

[SHATTERS]

I believe battling all of the villains in the epic fight to the finish would have been the much more exciting...

[MIMICS BUZZER] Wrong!

Island adventures are what's exciting.

Island adventuressss!

Well, you can keep your island adventures.

We're gonna bounce.

We's going home!

ALL: Whoo!

[CHEERING]

Hurray! [ALL CHEERING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[ALL CHEERING]

[GROWLS]

[ALL SCREAM]

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Don't you remember? This island is inescapable.

We learned that in our first island adventure.

Dude, we're sick of island adventures.

Yeah, they're really lame.

Ha! Lame?

Island adventures aren't lame.

You guys just need to be reminded of how much fun we've had this week in the form of a catchy song.

We found dinosaurs and had a dino fight

Watched a bamboo rocket blow like dynamite

Made coconut pies You know the kind you like

Hung with a millionaire and his millionaire wife

TV made of coconut

Remote made of coconut

President was a coconut

Island adventure

This here is a coconut

That there is a coconut

This is not a coconut

Island adventure

There was a magic cat that spat rainbows

And my man Beast Boy had the illest flow

We were hunted by an alien for our skulls, bro

Ate pure protein and held a fashion show

Volleyball ♪ ♪ With a face on it

Basketball ♪ ♪ With a face on it

Football ♪ ♪ With a face on it

Island adventure

Hockey stick ♪ ♪ With a face on it

Baseball ♪ ♪ With a face on it

Pirate skull ♪ ♪ With a face on it

Island adventure

We discovered that the island is actually fake

That tree right there is actually fake Wait a minute. This island is fake?

[GASPS] The song was right. The trees are fake.

They all are. How did we not notice that before?

Because we've never walked behind them I guess.

Only the weirdos would walk behind the trees.

Is anything real here?

The rocks are foam!

[GASPS]

The banana has the microphone inside.

[GASPS]

I think this crab is actually a camera.

[GASPS]

The freckle on my butt looks like Mickey Mouse!

Looks more like a meatball sub if you ask me.

I believe it's the unicorn upon its cloud of dreams.

Okay, clearly, it's a human skull.

Enough about the freckle!

It's obviously shaped like two bears high-fiving.

[ALL CHATTER IN AGREEMENT]

They're girl bears.

Now, as crazy as it sounds, I think this is a stage and we are being watched.

We need to find a way out.

How about through there?

A hatch. That's it!

Something tells me that this is the start of another Island Adventure.

[ALL GROAN] The ugh.

Island adventure!

[ALL GASP]

What is this place?

Someone's placed cameras over the entire island.

And they've been recording our every move.

Aloha, Titans!

Control Freak.

I should have known the master of media manipulation was behind this.

While you were on your little pleasure cruise, I captured your boat, wiped your memories, placed you on a fake island inside this giant viewing arena and suppressed your powers. Ha!

But why?

I was starting to get bored watching you in your normal environment.

Living room, kitchen. Living room, kitchen.

It's so repetitive and predictable.

Hey! Sometimes we goes to the roof.

And the lawn.

Ooh! The lawn. How exciting!

I just thought it would be interesting if you did something, you know, interesting for once.

Like, you know, an island setting.

Howdy!

Sorry, but this maniacal mini-series is over, Control Freak.

Yeah! We want to get back to our normal setting.

The living room. And the kitchen.

And sometimes the roof.

Don't forget the lawn.

All right. But your audience won't be happy.

Audience?

[LAUGHING] This show wasn't just for me.

I was hoping to bring in a huge audience with this ridiculous stunt.

And I did.

Our greatest villains!

Why would people who despise us devote so much of the time and energy to watching us?

Girl, have you been on the Internet?

CYBORG: Brutal, brutal. Stop! [BABY CRYING]

RAVEN: Why are people so mean?

CYBORG: I don't deserve this.

Well, keep in mind the opinions of people on the Internet aren't accurate indicators of popularity or success.

Anyway, you can try and stop the show, but they won't let you!

Ha-ha, not without a fight.

[HECKLING]

Man! Look at all of them.

Ooh! This is going to be good.

Way better than another island adventure.

Fine! Then let's give everybody what they really want to see.

Titans, go!

[GUN FIRING]

[EXPLODES]

[GROWLS]

Ouch!

[SCREAMS]

Azarath Metrion Zinthos.

[SCREAMS]

[YELLING]

Whoo!

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

There's too many of them. What are we gonna do?

There's only one thing we can do.

Hiya!

See, those island adventures ended up paying off after all.

Titans and Island Extras, go!

[SHRIEKS]

[GROWLS]

T-wrecker!

Laser horn! [LASERS FIRING]

[GROWLS] Mega spear!

[GROWLS] [SCREAMS]

[ROARS]

Grr! [LOUDER GROWL]

Thunder stomp!

[SCREAMS]

Booyah! That was so good.

I don't know why we don't fight more.

I mean we are superheroes.

Bad news, Control Freak.

Your special summer event is over!

Looks like you've failed.

No...

You turned my island idea into something super cool and genre-appropriate at the end.

Now that's what I call a stunt.

Look how many new viewers you pulled in. [EVIL LAUGH]

Island adventure CONTROL FREAK: Freak out!

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]