The Simpsons (1989) Scripts

The Winter of Our Monetized Content S31E1 Go Big or Go Homer S31E2 The Fat Blue Line S31E3 Treehouse of Horror XXX S31E4 Gorillas on the Mast S31E5 Marge the Lumberjill S31E6 Livin la Pura Vida S31E7 Thanksgiving of Horror S31E8 Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? S31E9 Bobby, It's Cold Outside S31E10 Hail to the Teeth S31E11 The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson S31E12 Frinkcoin S31E13 Screenless S31E15 Better Off Ned S31E16 Bart the Bad Guy S31E17 The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby S31E18 Warrin' Priests S31E19 Warrin' Priests Part 2 S31E20 The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds S31E21

Bart's Not Dead S30E1 Heartbreak Hotel S30E2 My Way or the Highway to Heaven S30E3 Treehouse of Horror XXIX S30E4 Baby You Can't Drive My Car S30E5 From Russia Without Love S30E6 Werking Mom S30E7 Krusty the Clown S30E8 Daddicus Finch S30E9 'Tis the 30th Season S30E10 Mad About the Toy S30E11 The Girl on the Bus S30E12 Episode #30.13 S30E13 The Clown Stays in the Picture S30E14 Episode #30.15 S30E15 Episode #30.16 S30E16 E My Sports S30E17 Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy S30E18 Episode #30.19 S30E19 I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh S30E20 D'oh Canada S30E21 Woo-Hoo Dunnit? S30E22 Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion S30E23

The Serfsons S29E1 Springfield Splendor S29E2 Whistler's Father S29E3 Treehouse of Horror XXVIII S29E4 Grampy Can Ya Hear Me S29E5 The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used To Be S29E6 Singin' in the Lane S29E7 Mr. Lisa's Opus S29E8 Gone Boy S29E9 Haw-Haw Land S29E10 Frink Gets Testy S29E11 Homer is Where the Art Isn't S29E12 3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage S29E13 Fears of a Clown S29E14 No Good Read Goes Unpunished S29E15 King Leer S29E16 Lisa Gets the Blues S29E17 Forgive and Regret S29E18 Left Behind S29E19 Throw Grampa from the Dane S29E20 Flanders' Ladder S29E21

Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus S28E1 Friends and Family S28E2 The Town S28E3 Treehouse of Horror XXVII S28E4 Trust But Clarify S28E5 There Will Be Buds S28E6 Havana Wild Weekend S28E7 Dad Behavior S28E8 The Last Traction Hero S28E9 The Nightmare After Krustmas S28E10 Pork and Burns S28E11 The Great Phatsby S28E12 Fatzcarraldo S28E13 The Cad and the Hat S28E14 Kamp Krustier S28E15 22 for 30 S28E16 A Father's Watch S28E17 The Caper Chase S28E18 Looking for Mr. Goodbart S28E19 Moho House S28E20 Dogtown S28E21

Every Man's Dream S27E1 'Cue Detective S27E2 Puffless S27E3 Halloween of Horror S27E4 Treehouse of Horror XXVI S27E5 Friend with Benefit S27E6 Lisa with an "S" S27E7 Paths of Glory S27E8 Barthood S27E9 The Girl Code S27E10 Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles S27E11 Much Apu About Something S27E12 Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 S27E13 Gal of Constant Sorrow S27E14 Lisa the Veterinarian S27E15 The Marge-ian Chronicles S27E16 The Burns Cage S27E17 How Lisa Got Her Marge Back S27E18 Fland Canyon S27E19 To Courier with Love S27E20 Simprovised S27E21 Orange Is the New Yellow S27E22

Clown in the Dumps S26E1 The Wreck of the Relationship S26E2 Super Franchise Me S26E3 Treehouse of Horror XXV S26E4 Opposites A-Frack S26E5 Simpsorama S26E6 Blazed and Confused S26E7 Covercraft S26E8 I Won't Be Home for Christmas S26E9 The Man Who Came to Be Dinner S26E10 Bart's New Friend S26E11 The Musk Who Fell to Earth S26E12 Walking Big & Tall S26E13 My Fare Lady S26E14 The Princess Guide S26E15 Sky Police S26E16 Waiting for Duffman S26E17 Peeping Mom S26E18 The Kids Are All Fight S26E19 Let's Go Fly a Coot S26E20 Bull-E S26E21 Mathlete's Feat S26E22

Homerland S25E1 Treehouse of Horror XXIV S25E2 Four Regrettings and a Funeral S25E3 YOLO S25E4 Labor Pains S25E5 The Kid Is All Right S25E6 Yellow Subterfuge S25E7 White Christmas Blues S25E8 Steal This Episode S25E9 Married to the Blob S25E10 Specs and the City S25E11 Diggs S25E12 The Man Who Grew Too Much S25E13 The Winter of His Content S25E14 The War of Art S25E15 You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee S25E16 Luca$ S25E17 Days of Future Future S25E18 What to Expect When Bart's Expecting S25E19 Brick Like Me S25E20 Pay Pal S25E21 The Yellow Badge of Cowardge S25E22

Moonshine River S24E1 Treehouse of Horror XXIII S24E2 Adventures in Baby-Getting S24E3 Gone Abie Gone S24E4 Penny-Wiseguys S24E5 A Tree Grows in Springfield S24E6 The Day the Earth Stood Cool S24E7 To Cur with Love S24E8 Homer Goes to Prep School S24E9 A Test Before Trying S24E10 Changing of the Guardian S24E11 Love Is a Many Splintered Thing S24E12 Hardly Kirk-ing S24E13 Gorgeous Grampa S24E14 Black-Eyed, Please S24E15 Dark Knight Court S24E16 What Animated Women Want S24E17 Pulpit Friction S24E18 Whiskey Business S24E19 The Fabulous Faker Boy S24E20 The Saga of Carl S24E21 Dangers on a Train S24E22

The Falcon and the D'Ohman S23E1 Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts S23E2 Treehouse of Horror XXII S23E3 Replaceable You S23E4 The Food Wife S23E5 The Book Job S23E6 The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants S23E7 The Ten-Per-Cent Solution S23E8 Holidays of Future Passed S23E9 Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson S23E10 The D'oh-cial Network S23E11 Moe Goes from Rags to Riches S23E12 The Daughter Also Rises S23E13 At Long Last Leave S23E14 Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart S23E15 How I Wet Your Mother S23E16 Them, Robot S23E17 Beware My Cheating Bart S23E18 A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again S23E19 The Spy Who Learned Me S23E20 Ned 'N' Edna's Blend S23E21 Lisa Goes Gaga S23E22

Elementary School Musical S22E1 Loan-a Lisa S22E2 MoneyBart S22E3 Treehouse of Horror XXI S22E4 Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life S22E5 The Fool Monty S22E6 How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? S22E7 The Fight Before Christmas S22E8 Donnie Fatso S22E9 Moms I'd Like to Forget S22E10 Flaming Moe S22E11 Homer the Father S22E12 The Blue and the Gray S22E13 Angry Dad: The Movie S22E14 The Scorpion's Tale S22E15 A Midsummer's Nice Dreams S22E16 Love Is a Many Strangled Thing S22E17 The Great Simpsina S22E18 The Real Housewives of Fat Tony S22E19 Homer Scissorhands S22E20 500 Keys S22E21 The Ned-Liest Catch S22E22

Homer the Whopper S21E1 Bart Gets a 'Z' S21E2 The Great Wife Hope S21E3 Treehouse of Horror XX S21E4 The Devil Wears Nada S21E5 Pranks and Greens S21E6 Rednecks and Broomsticks S21E7 Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? S21E8 Thursdays with Abie S21E9 Once Upon a Time in Springfield S21E10 Million Dollar Maybe S21E11 Boy Meets Curl S21E12 The Color Yellow S21E13 Postcards from the Wedge S21E14 Stealing First Base S21E15 The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed S21E16 American History X-cellent S21E17 Chief of Hearts S21E18 The Squirt and the Whale S21E19 To Surveil, with Love S21E20 Moe Letter Blues S21E21 The Bob Next Door S21E22 Judge Me Tender S21E23

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes S20E1 Lost Verizon S20E2 Double, Double, Boy in Trouble S20E3 Treehouse of Horror XIX S20E4 Dangerous Curves S20E5 Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words S20E6 MyPods and Boomsticks S20E7 The Burns and the Bees S20E8 Lisa the Drama Queen S20E9 Take My Life, Please S20E10 How the Test Was Won S20E11 No Loan Again, Naturally S20E12 Gone Maggie Gone S20E13 In the Name of the Grandfather S20E14 Wedding for Disaster S20E15 Eeny Teeny Maya Moe S20E16 The Good, the Sad and the Drugly S20E17 Father Knows Worst S20E18 Waverly Hills, 9021-D'Oh S20E19 Four Great Women and a Manicure S20E20 Coming to Homerica S20E21

Husbands and Knives S19E7

The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer S18E1 Jazzy & The Pussycats S18E2 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em S18E3 Treehouse of Horror XVII S18E4 G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) S18E5 Moe'N'a Lisa S18E6 Ice Cream of Margie: With the Light Blue Hair S18E7 The Haw-Hawed Couple S18E8 Kill Gil, Vol. 1 & 2 S18E9 The Wife Aquatic S18E10 Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times S18E11 Little Big Girl S18E12 Springfield Up S18E13 Yokel Chords S18E14 Rome-old and Juli-eh S18E15 Homerazzi S18E16 Marge Gamer S18E17 The Boys of Bummer S18E18 Crook and Ladder S18E19 Stop or My Dog Will Shoot S18E20 24 Minutes S18E21 You Kent Always Say What You Want S18E22

The Bonfire of the Manatees S17E1 The Girl Who Slept Too Little S17E2 Milhouse of Sand and Fog S17E3 Treehouse of Horror XVI S17E4 Marge's Son Poisoning S17E5 See Homer Run S17E6 The Last of the Red Hat Mamas S17E7 The Italian Bob S17E8 Simpsons Christmas Stories S17E9 Homer's Paternity Coot S17E10 We're on the Road to D'ohwhere S17E11 My Fair Laddy S17E12 The Seemingly Never-Ending Story S17E13 Bart Has Two Mommies S17E14 Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife S17E15 Million Dollar Abie S17E16 Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore S17E17 The Wettest Stories Ever Told S17E18 Girls Just Want to Have Sums S17E19 Regarding Margie S17E20 The Monkey Suit S17E21 Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play S17E22

Treehouse of Horror XV S16E1 All's Fair in Oven War S16E2 Sleeping with the Enemy S16E3 She Used to Be My Girl S16E4 Fat Man and Little Boy S16E5 Midnight Rx S16E6 Mommie Beerest S16E7 Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass S16E8 Pranksta Rap S16E9 There's Something About Marrying S16E10 On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister S16E11 Goo Goo Gai Pan S16E12 Mobile Homer S16E13 The Seven-Beer Snitch S16E14 Future-Drama S16E15 Don't Fear the Roofer S16E16 The Heartbroke Kid S16E17 A Star Is Torn S16E18 Thank God It's Doomsday S16E19 Home Away from Homer S16E20 The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star S16E21

Treehouse of Horror XIV S15E1 My Mother the Carjacker S15E2 The President Wore Pearls S15E3 The Regina Monologues S15E4 The Fat and the Furriest S15E5 Today, I Am a Clown S15E6 'Tis the Fifteenth Season S15E7 Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays S15E8 I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot S15E9 Diatribe of a Mad Housewife S15E10 Margical History Tour S15E11 Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore S15E12 Smart & Smarter S15E13 The Ziff Who Came to Dinner S15E14 Co-Dependent's Day S15E15 The Wandering Juvie S15E16 My Big Fat Geek Wedding S15E17 Catch 'Em If You Can S15E18 Simple Simpson S15E19 The Way We Weren't S15E20 Bart-Mangled Banner S15E21 Fraudcast News S15E22

Treehouse of Horror XIII S14E1 How I Spent My Strummer Vacation S14E2 Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade S14E3 Large Marge S14E4 Helter Shelter S14E5 The Great Louse Detective S14E6 Special Edna S14E7 The Dad Who Knew Too Little S14E8 The Strong Arms of the Ma S14E9 Pray Anything S14E10 Barting Over S14E11 I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can S14E12 A Star Is Born Again S14E13 Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington S14E14 C.E.D'oh S14E15 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky S14E16 Three Gays of the Condo S14E17 Dude, Where's My Ranch? S14E18 Old Yeller-Belly S14E19 Brake My Wife, Please S14E20 The Bart of War S14E21 Moe Baby Blues S14E22

Treehouse of Horror XII S13E1 The Parent Rap S13E2 Homer the Moe S13E3 A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love S13E4 The Blunder Years S13E5 She of Little Faith S13E6 Brawl in the Family S13E7 Sweets and Sour Marge S13E8 Jaws Wired Shut S13E9 Half-Decent Proposal S13E10 The Bart Wants What It Wants S13E11 The Lastest Gun in the West S13E12 The Old Man and the Key S13E13 Tales from the Public Domain S13E14 Blame It on Lisa S13E15 Weekend at Burnsie's S13E16 Gump Roast S13E17 I Am Furious Yellow S13E18 The Sweetest Apu S13E19 Little Girl in the Big Ten S13E20 The Frying Game S13E21 Papa's Got a Brand New Badge S13E22

Treehouse of Horror XI S12E1 A Tale of Two Springfields S12E2 Insane Clown Poppy S12E3 Lisa the Treehugger S12E4 Homer vs. Dignity S12E5 The Computer Wore Menace Shoes S12E6 The Great Money Caper S12E7 Skinner's Sense of Snow S12E8 Homr S12E9 Pokey Mom S12E10 Worst Episode Ever S12E11 Tennis the Menace S12E12 Day of the Jackanapes S12E13 New Kids on the Blecch S12E14 Hungry Hungry Homer S12E15 Bye Bye Nerdy S12E16 Simpson Safari S12E17 Trilogy of Error S12E18 I'm Goin' to Praiseland S12E19 Children of a Lesser Clod S12E20 Simpsons Tall Tales S12E21

Beyond Blunderdome S11E1 Brother's Little Helper S11E2 Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? S11E3 Treehouse of Horror X S11E4 E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) S11E5 Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder S11E6 Eight Misbehavin' S11E7 Take My Wife, Sleaze S11E8 Grift of the Magi S11E9 Little Big Mom S11E10 Faith Off S11E11 The Mansion Family S11E12 Saddlesore Galactica S11E13 Alone Again, Natura-Diddly S11E14 Missionary: Impossible S11E15 Pygmoelian S11E16 Bart to the Future S11E17 Days of Wine and D'oh'ses S11E18 Kill the Alligator and Run S11E19 Last Tap Dance in Springfield S11E20 It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge S11E21 Behind the Laughter S11E22

Lard of the Dance S10E1 The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace S10E2 Bart the Mother S10E3 Treehouse of Horror IX S10E4 When You Dish Upon a Star S10E5 D'oh-in' in the Wind S10E6 Lisa Gets an 'A' S10E7 Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble' S10E8 Mayored to the Mob S10E9 Viva Ned Flanders S10E10 Wild Barts Can't Be Broken S10E11 Sunday, Cruddy Sunday S10E12 Homer to the Max S10E13 I'm with Cupid S10E14 Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers' S10E15 Make Room for Lisa S10E16 Maximum Homerdrive S10E17 Simpsons Bible Stories S10E18 Mom and Pop Art S10E19 The Old Man and the 'C' Student S10E20 Monty Can't Buy Me Love S10E21 They Saved Lisa's Brain S10E22 Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo S10E23

The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson S9E1 The Principal and the Pauper S9E2 Lisa's Sax S9E3 Treehouse of Horror VIII S9E4 The Cartridge Family S9E5 Bart Star S9E6 The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons S9E7 Lisa the Skeptic S9E8 Realty Bites S9E9 Miracle on Evergreen Terrace S9E10 All Singing, All Dancing S9E11 Bart Carny S9E12 The Joy of Sect S9E13 Das Bus S9E14 The Last Temptation of Krust S9E15 Dumbbell Indemnity S9E16 Lisa the Simpson S9E17 This Little Wiggy S9E18 Simpson Tide S9E19 The Trouble with Trillions S9E20 Girly Edition S9E21 Trash of the Titans S9E22 King of the Hill S9E23 Lost Our Lisa S9E24 Natural Born Kissers S9E25

Treehouse of Horror VII S8E1 You Only Move Twice S8E2 The Homer They Fall S8E3 Burns, Baby Burns S8E4 Bart After Dark S8E5 A Milhouse Divided S8E6 Lisa's Date with Density S8E7 Hurricane Neddy S8E8 El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer S8E9 The Springfield Files S8E10 The Twisted World of Marge Simpson S8E11 Mountain of Madness S8E12 Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious S8E13 The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show S8E14 Homer's Phobia S8E15 Brother from Another Series S8E16 My Sister, My Sitter S8E17 Homer vs. the 18th Amendment S8E18 Grade School Confidential S8E19 The Canine Mutiny S8E20 The Old Man and the Lisa S8E21 In Marge We Trust S8E22 Homer's Enemy S8E23 The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase S8E24 The Secret War of Lisa Simpson S8E25

Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two S7E1 Radioactive Man S7E2 Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily S7E3 Bart Sells His Soul S7E4 Lisa the Vegetarian S7E5 Treehouse of Horror VI S7E6 King Size Homer S7E7 Mother Simpson S7E8 Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming S7E9 The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular! S7E10 Marge Be Not Proud S7E11 Team Homer S7E12 Two Bad Neighbors S7E13 Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield S7E14 Bart the Fink S7E15 Lisa the Iconoclast S7E16 Homer the Smithers S7E17 The Day the Violence Died S7E18 A Fish Called Selma S7E19 Bart on the Road S7E20 22 Short Films About Springfield S7E21 Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish' S7E22 Much Apu About Nothing S7E23 Homerpalooza S7E24 Summer of 4'2" S7E25

Bart of Darkness S6E1 Lisa's Rival S6E2 Another Simpsons Clip Show S6E3 Itchy & Scratchy Land S6E4 Sideshow Bob Roberts S6E5 Treehouse of Horror V S6E6 Bart's Girlfriend S6E7 Lisa on Ice S6E8 Homer Badman S6E9 Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy S6E10 Fear of Flying S6E11 Homer the Great S6E12 And Maggie Makes Three S6E13 Bart's Comet S6E14 Homie the Clown S6E15 Bart vs. Australia S6E16 Homer vs. Patty and Selma S6E17 A Star Is Burns S6E18 Lisa's Wedding S6E19 Two Dozen and One Greyhounds S6E20 The PTA Disbands S6E21 'Round Springfield S6E22 The Springfield Connection S6E23 Lemon of Troy S6E24 Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One S6E25

Homer's Barbershop Quartet S5E1 Cape Feare S5E2 Homer Goes to College S5E3 Rosebud S5E4 Treehouse of Horror IV S5E5 Marge on the Lam S5E6 Bart's Inner Child S5E7 Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood S5E8 The Last Temptation of Homer S5E9 $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) S5E10 Homer the Vigilante S5E11 Bart Gets Famous S5E12 Homer and Apu S5E13 Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy S5E14 Deep Space Homer S5E15 Homer Loves Flanders S5E16 Bart Gets an Elephant S5E17 Burns' Heir S5E18 Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song S5E19 The Boy Who Knew Too Much S5E20 Lady Bouvier's Lover S5E21 Secrets of a Successful Marriage S5E22

Kamp Krusty S4E1 A Streetcar Named Marge S4E2 Homer the Heretic S4E3 Lisa the Beauty Queen S4E4 Treehouse of Horror III S4E5 Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie S4E6 Marge Gets a Job S4E7 New Kid on the Block S4E8 Mr. Plow S4E9 Lisa's First Word S4E10 Homer's Triple Bypass S4E11 Marge vs. the Monorail S4E12 Selma's Choice S4E13 Brother from the Same Planet S4E14 I Love Lisa S4E15 Duffless S4E16 Last Exit to Springfield S4E17 So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show S4E18 The Front S4E19 Whacking Day S4E20 Marge in Chains S4E21 Krusty Gets Kancelled S4E22

Stark Raving Dad S3E1 Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington S3E2 When Flanders Failed S3E3 Bart the Murderer S3E4 Homer Defined S3E5 Like Father, Like Clown S3E6 Treehouse of Horror II S3E7 Lisa's Pony S3E8 Saturdays of Thunder S3E9 Flaming Moe's S3E10 Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk S3E11 I Married Marge S3E12 Radio Bart S3E13 Lisa the Greek S3E14 Homer Alone S3E15 Bart the Lover S3E16 Homer at the Bat S3E17 Separate Vocations S3E18 Dog of Death S3E19 Colonel Homer S3E20 Black Widower S3E21 The Otto Show S3E22 Bart's Friend Falls in Love S3E23 Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? S3E24

Bart Gets an F S2E1 Simpson and Delilah S2E2 Treehouse of Horror S2E3 Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish S2E4 Dancin' Homer S2E5 Dead Putting Society S2E6 Bart vs. Thanksgiving S2E7 Bart the Daredevil S2E8 Itchy and Scratchy and Marge S2E9 Bart Gets Hit by a Car S2E10 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish S2E11 The Way We Was S2E12 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment S2E13 Principal Charming S2E14 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? S2E15 Bart's Dog Gets an F S2E16 Old Money S2E17 Brush with Greatness S2E18 Lisa's Substitute S2E19 The War of the Simpsons S2E20 Three Men and a Comic Book S2E21 Blood Feud S2E22

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire S1E1 Bart the Genius S1E2 Homer's Odyssey S1E3 There's No Disgrace Like Home S1E4 Bart the General S1E5 Moaning Lisa S1E6 The Call of the Simpsons S1E7 The Telltale Head S1E8 Life on the Fast Lane S1E9 Homer's Night Out S1E10 The Crepes of Wrath S1E11 Krusty Gets Busted S1E12 Some Enchanted Evening S1E13