You and I (2011) Script

Do you love me indeed?

I love you very much.

You are beautiful.

Lesson 7.

Part 1.

What is your name?

My name is Peter.

Hey, Lana Lana.

My name is Vadim I am 21 years old.

I'm sexy beast.

Shut up!

Lana, come with us I'm having a pool party at my place.

No. Every day you ask me the same thing.

Get over it!

Come on. I've got the new Loving You," Dance Dance Dance.

Revolution Ultra Mix 4 on my X-Box.

What a douchebag ever.

Now it's her turn to bug me.

Why are you so hard on him?

Mama.

His father could get you a good job I'll do it myself. I want to do it myself.

And you think you'll find a job in Moscow?

Over the weekend? With a friend you met on the computer?

I don't know. Yes.

Maybe. - Oh, God, Lana.

Swim with the tide.

Otherwise, God knows what'll happen with you.

Words that aren't Russian take me away from this shitty place.

Little people break to China, little people fall to pieces, ugly, pretty, major, minor, shoot to kill nobody misses.

Prison labor.

Every day my mother tells me how lucky we are we are not like them.

We have jobs We are free.

[Emil]

There is one difference between me and them.

I can go to Moscow


I was born here.

In this town my choice is simple work in the slaughterhouse or sleep with Vadim.

I hate this place.


This place sucks.

Asshole.

Yes, Janie?

So where is she now?

More lies about being stuck in traffic I'm stuck in traffic.

Is Moscow.

Oh look, the bitch got a new Porsche.

Fuck off.

Why do you always have to be late?

Every day you're late.

Okay, so what were you really doing?

The smell of pig never leaves my clothes.

When I become a model I'll bathe in perfume.

Make me a star, Edward.

You stole my pills again I did not. Get out of my room.

Then why do pills show up in dry-cleaning?

Because you were too high to remember where you left them.

Your dry-cleaning. - I didn't steal your stupid pills.

Now get out of my room.

Absolutely impossible to deal with that brat.

Stupid bitch thinks I'm a pill freak just like her.

Fuck everything.

Except t.A.T.u. They're nihilists.

Beautiful nihilists.

We're meeting them after the concert, I swear.

What is nihilist?

So we can do anything.

See you tomorrow.


Dad, I'm so over your never-ending business trips, being forced to live in this place and always feeling so alone.

Bitch


Lana, hello.

Lana, where are you?

No, I can't hear you Lana?

Lana.

Hello. - Hey, are you here?

What platform are you on?

Okay, yeah.

Hold on I don't know if I can... okay, I see you.

Lana!

Hi. - Hi.

I'm so glad you're here.

Let's take a picture.

First one of us together.

You should take it. Your arms are longer.

That button right there. - Okay.

Okay. Smile.

So what should we do?

We can go back to my place but my step monster's probably gonna be there.

Can we walk?

I really want to see Moscow.

No, Lana, you can't walk.

Moscow is so big I mean it takes like a month just to cross the street.

You know, Janie, in Moscow all dreams come true I feel it.

Dick head!

What?

Bill?

I'm loving the photo you have send.

I send you photo of me at beach of ...

Dima, question. What's a good beach in Russia?

Oh, not the Black Sea Something sexy.

Sochi? Are you sure?

Sounds like a lavatory cleaner.

Okay, Sochi it is then Thank you, bye bye.

You butt plug.

Also with visa is again problem.

Travel agent say to fix will cost of $2,000 I'm sorry, But can you send this amount?

Oh my big handsome Bill I cannot wait till you can hold me in big strong arms I am loving you so much.

Love Olga.

Fucking genius

I mean, people say New York is tough, but Moscow I think is much worse.

Everybody so could, Nobody ever smiles here.

If you smile too much it means nothing.

In Russia you have to earn smile.

Okay, like her. How would you get her to smile?

Trade in dog for vibrator.

Ana? Ana?

Ana?

Good, the wicked witch is gone.

Come on, my room's down here.

This your mom?

Yeah.

She was very beautiful.

New iPod. It's so small I have all of t.A.T.u.'s music on it too.

And Ani DiFranco CSS, and le Tigre.

Everybody. - All on this little thing?

You are so lucky. - I guess.

Stuff is just stuff.

Unless you don't have stuff.

Yeah.

You have your own bathroom.

Your room's so big.

Is this what you talk to me on?

Yeah, my dad got it for me for my birthday.

He wasn't here, but he's never really here.

Let's see how many hits we got.

Shit, we didn't get any. - Any what?

Um, I took one of your poems, I made it into a song and I posted it on YouTube. Look.

Little people break like China.

Little people fall to pieces.

Ugly, pretty, major, minor.

Shoot to kill.

This is what I send you? - Yeah.

It's cool, rig ht?

I know why we have no hits. - Why?

You sing like squeaky brakes on Russian train.

Bitch.

Okay here, let's see what you can do.

Record here. There's the lyrics.

Night.

Little shadows run, night.

We can be as one, time.

Some kiss and tell, time.

We can live as one, love.

It's an exercise in.

Always telling lies in.

Always breaking hearts in.

Changing body parts.

Little people break like China.

Little people fall to pieces.

Ugly, pretty, major, minor.

Shoot and kill now.

Um, this is my friend Lana Lana, this is my stepmom.

Janie has no respect for her parents.

Maybe you can teach her some manners.

I let you go to the concert tonight.

But don't come back home late.

No later than midnight.

The concert doesn't start till 23:00.

Then 01:00.

As soon as it's over, home.

Home. Home.

Ugh, crazy.

Almost forgot.

For me? - Mm-hmm.

It's beautiful. - Open it.

Hi, guys. - How are you?

Looking forward to seeing you at our show tonight.

We love you.

Yours.. - T.A.T.u.

What is he saying?

He say tickets are fake.

No, they're not fake Check them again.

Lana, they're not fake. I bought them in the store.

No, they're not fake.

They're not fake. I want to talk to the supervisor.

No, go and get the supervisor.

I want to talk to a supervisor.

Go get a supervisor!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

What next?

I don't know, Lana. I don't have a plan B.

What hottest club in Moscow?

Cams.

Then let's go there Lana, there's no way we can get in there.

We are nihilists. We do whatever we want

I know that guy.

Who? - He's Edward Nikitin.

I've got to meet him. - Never heard of him.

Where are we going? The line's back there.

He owns model agency.

Come. - Lana, where are we going?

What are we doing?

What the fuck are you doing?

I'm so sorry.

What is this?

I'm so sorry.

Oh, you're from America. - Yeah.

Oh, this explains it. - What?

I love America. It's very good place.

I am just coming from New York. - I'm from New York.

Yeah? - Yeah.

Very good. - Hi, I'm Lana.

Okay, you enjoy club, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Nice try, darlings. Better luck next time I can't believe you did that. Now we're never gonna get in.

Girls! Girls!

First time?

Have luck.


You're the girl that bumped into Edward Nikitin earlier, aren't you, darling? Well done, you got in then.

Why don't you come and take the weight off your feet?

We're got a lovely booth over here with champagne.

Come on.

Sit down.

Right then, these are oh, doesn't matter. The only one that matters is my boy Dima.

Your boy? So does that make you his father?

No, darling. I'm more like his mother I'm his manager.

Hey, I know you. You were singer for Bang.

Boom. - What? Bang boom?

The band is called Boom It's fucking great.

Now I start little solo career.

And what do you do?

Oh, Lana's the new hottest model in all of Moscow.

I can believe this, yes.

No, not really.

No, maybe not now, but someday you will be.

Cheers!

Edward would like you to join us.

Not just now, darling. We'll be over shortly, okay?

Okay.

Always keep a man waiting.

Right, long enough Shall we?

Mm min, How are you?

Right, go to work.

He's over there.

Come on, Dima You can do this.

Who is that guy?

That's Max. He's t.A.T.U.'s manager.

Oh my God, they were here? - Oh yeah.

Do you know them? - Dima used to plow one of them I can't remember which.

They're great-looking girls though.

Go on. Want one?

What did he say? What happened?

If I make single. - Yeah?

...He's interested. - You're a star!

You're a star! Well done, Dima.

Yes!

Go on, have your best snorting powder. - Nyet.

Want a little tickle, darling?

Good girl, yeah.

Ahhh!

Yeah!

Hey, how are you?

Having the time of my life. You?

Edward's going to introduce me to Terrine.

Wow.

Who the fuck is Terrine? - He shoots for "Vogue."

You're very lucky.

It's 3:30. We've got to go

Lana, we've got to go.

Hey, you come to my party tomorrow at Taza.

Very good. Very big party You be my guest, yeah?

Yes, of course. - Good.

Hello?

My apartment's just up this way I spoke to your father.

If I let you in, tomorrow you go to rehab.

Fuck your rehab I'm not gonna come back.

Come on.

Bitch!

Come on. I know a better place than my stupid apartment anyway.

Go! Go! Go!

Isn't this better than being at my apartment?

Having a good time?

I don't speak Russian.

Don't speak Russian? Europe or America?

American George Bush McDonalds.

Hey! Good stuff, man!

What's up?

Let's spin the girls.

Don't be afraid. Come on, you'll like it.

Come on, Lana.

Oh my God.

Whoo!


Hey! Look who's here!

Come on in, girls

Vanya, we have guests.

Everything you've got on the table!

This better be good stuff.

Do you want a drink?

I'll be there in a second Make me a drink.

Hey, look what I got.

Way to go.

No holding back, come on Give us everything.

First time in Moscow?

Vane, You want to be a model?

Any luck?

Vane,

How long have you been trying?

I don't know Three years.

I have somebody who promised to help... Edward Nikitin.

Oh, Edward Edward.

Good good good.

Bye bye. See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow I'll take the blonde. Do you want the American?

I don't think so.

Mm-hmm.

At least, not yet.

So "Yes" is the most important word in Russian.

Da. - Da da.

You will fuck both of us.

Da da da da. - Da da da da.

Lana.

We're flying

I'll be seeing you.

You okay? - Mm-hmm.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. - Mm-hmm.

You stay here. - Yup.


I don't go home any more.

Endless parties, getting drunk switching off reality.

My life has become totally meaningless

I am so fucking weak


Janie?

Janie?

Janie?

Are you okay? - Yeah.

I'm okay. Come here.

Where the fuck are we?

I don't know

I am bad person

I say mother I will only come for some days.

But

I don't want to go home.


Thank you for coming to our show.

We hope you liked it It was cool.

We love you guys. - T.A.T.u.

Good morning, Natalya. - Good morning.

I want you to listen to something.

Always running free.

Little people break like China.

Little people fall to pieces.

Ugly, pretty, major, minor.

Shoot to kill, nobody misses.

Little people melt like vinyl.

Little people reassemble course.

I found it while browsing on YouTube, but there's something in the lyrics.

What do you think?

Not bad. Who is it?

I don't know.

You want to see something cool?

I've always wanted to put one up of my own, but I've never had anyone to share it with.


Dima, look this way!

I'm going to sing.

Kiss for luck?

That's right.

We should go talk to him

and here are surprise congratulations from t.A.T.u.!

Happy birthday, happy birthday happy birthday to you!

Max, hi. Hi. - Hi.

You are staying, aren't you? He'd be made up if you did.

Is he gonna do something new? - We're working on it, Max.

He needs to sing something new.

Dear friends, we continue our celebration.

It's time to give it up for the group "Boom"

Had the world on lock.

Living like I was Don Juan.

Love 'em and leave 'em.

Always deceive 'em I was bulletproof, no vest on mafia arm-Jim.

Made me see what's real and what's fake.

We did it all, but it went too fast.

What the fuck?

He played this stuff for my 16th birthday

I want to have you at my crib tonight.

It might be your lucky night.

In what way?

Terrine will be there.

He s shooting for Vogue.

If he likes you, you could be the new cover girl.

Let me ask Janie.

Go ahead.

Hey, what is crib?

It's a stupid way of saying house.

Okay. - Okay!

Both run out of things to say

I said, "Papa, classical, European, Japanese... who needs this, huh? Now it's time for Russia Russian devochki models, Russian money, Russian fashion...

I thought we were meeting what's-his-fucking-name.

Terrine. - Yeah yeah.

When is that? - I'll organize it tomorrow.

Okay?

Okay, come I show you my father's art collection.

Very famous, very nice and big beautiful paintings.

Very famous in Russia, you know?

Tonight you sleep here, okay?

If you lucky you sleep in my bed with silky sheets.

Ah, you like my jaguar?

It's nice, huh?

Anyway, this is very good... very good pattern.

I like it. Good for clothing.

This, $2 million.

Very many colors.

Very happy Abstraction.

Very good fink,

Bottle, guitar, happy singing, dancing.

$200,000 each My dad get it.

I only like Love It's very good.

This here woman, she is happy.

She is drinking. This... my favorite.

Butt, socks, caviar, naked, upside down Very good.

My dad give all this to museum and Mr. Putin let him back in country.

These are all designer clothes.

You know he thinks he's getting lucky tonight, right?

It's kind of like a two-for- the-price-of-one thing.

Hey, don't ruin this for me.

Why, do you like him? - No.

Then let's go 'cause I'm ready to leave.

Where, huh?

I want to meet Terrine.

Well, I'm not gonna sleep with him so you can get a job interview.

Are you?

Lana.

Hey, girls!

What do you want?

Champagne? Vodka?

Beers? M&Ms? Snickers?

I don't have any coke, but if you want I organize it.

Okay? Anything you want.

My pleasure.

Oh, I love this bed.

Look. Look at this.

I'm so tired. - Me too, me too.

Look. Spinning, yeah?

It's good, huh?

Janie, baby. Janie baby, come.

No thank you. - Janie, baby.

I'm good. - Janie baby, come.

You're not like my friends that I can't trust.

It's very nice for me for my soul.

So you're saying we're different than every other girl?

Yeah, I like you

Edward, the question is how much do you like us?

A lot.

Yeah? Do you want us to like you?

Oh yeah. - Yeah?

Then you should be a sweetheart and fuck off.

Oh, you funny funny girl.

So funny.

Good night, Edward.

Thank you.

Huh.

No?

You have everything you want?

Good night, Edward.

Okay.

Funny girl.

Okay, you call me if you need anything, yeah?

Nighty-night.

Nighty-night.

Maybe you want robes.

Or pajamas.

Come on, go already. - No, you come on!

Girls, very nice. - Good night. Okay.

See you in the morning. - Okay okay.

Ugh.

You want some pajamas? What do you like?

I get for you. You want a fur?

You want a car? I buy for you.

Anything you want.

He means well.

No, Dad, I didn't drink not a drop.

I promise, seriously I know I have to work tomorrow I know.

Okay. Sure sure

Lana, what are you doing?

I try to stop bed.

Fuck, I'm so dizzy.

How does it work?

Oh my God, that's so weird. - Fuck.

Lana, they're words Look.

Oh my God Oh my God.

Make it hide. - Oh my God.

Make it go away Make it go away.

Okay okay.

So gross Ugh.

Every night.

My only hope is the light.

That's shining from inside you.

Cause you believe.

In what we are.

You believe.

In what we'll be.

Give me strength.

So I can stand beside you.

Janie, this was the best moment of my life.

No.

Lana, this will be the best moment of your life.


Who taught this idiot to park?

Hey, you want to knock me in the fountain?

And cut his ponytail if he wants to continue working for me.

Anybody.

Papa, guess what.

Where is my son Vadim, the next Puff Daddy?

Welcome to "Night Life"

Tonight we are at the club Taza, where oligarch Aleksey Mitronov is celebrating his birthday.

Weakling. - 50 kilos!

Pop, Pop, Pop! Look, it's Lana!

The Strakova girl?

Uh-huh.

She's in Moscow now.

And this is Dima, Dima Shiskin.

He is a superstar.

Oh, yeah? How much money does he make?

Ask him to take you into his group I'll pay for it.


Good morning, pussycat

mmmmmh...

She went out.

All right, get up.

Let's go meet Terrine.

Happy?

Course!

Good.

You see, Lana..

These things are not for free

I don't have money.

You don't pay for this with money.

This is your way out.

You're not going to have another chance like this.

Do you understand me?

What does this... what does this mean?

Okay.

Go take a shower.

Pick a dress.

We need to get going. - Where?

To see Terrine.

So Terrine only speaks English.

Okay?

Relax, huh?

He's just photographer.

You like my car? - Da.

Yeah, it's good.

Put arms up Put arms up.

Oh, Jesus Christ Okay.

Helpless helpless helpless helpless.

Good good good good You got a book?

Okay, open your mouth. I said do you have a book?

Yeah, a book. A book with head shots in it Jesus Christ. All right, open your mouth I don't have money for book.

Oh my God. We've got a little sob story going.

All right, good. Got it. All right.

Let me see you walk. Walk. Walk walk walk.

Right over there, go.

Stand up there Spin her!

Can I see right at the end where she looked right at me?

Fucking brilliant. - That one is good.

Don't think with your dick, okay?

This is important stuff and that's just slutty.

Okay okay. - Uh, hey.

What have you got that's special?

I won a beauty competition once.

Yeah? Where? Where did you win it? - In Gorsk.

In what? - Gorsk.

Gorsk? How many people live in Gorsk? 12?

14. - Okay, stop spinning her.

Let me ask you something. What have you got that's different?

That is unlike anybody else in this room?

Every model has to have something that is unique to her.

What have you got? No, I'm not going hunting I don't want a deer in the headlights I want some focus.

Let some fire out of your eyes Let the fucking thing...

You got nice eyes You got cute hair.

Every girl in Russia has that Turn around.

Turn around. Face that way.

Fact that way, okay? Look, hold your dress.

Let me see your ass. Let me see your ass. Tight.

Face that way. You know what?

What am I supposed to do with this ass?

Show widescreen movies? I mean for fuck's sake.

That's not an ass. That's a continent and I am not a satellite photographer.

All right, all right Hey hey.

Just keep it down. It really wasn't that funny. Don't be sycophantic.

I will find money I will get a book.

Do you want to make her a star?

All right, you know what? I don't... I don't...

I'm gonna start over because I liked her lips darker.

Come here. Come here Come here.

Come here.

You need to have a plan B.

You understand what that means?

Because plan A, this, is a nyet-nyet.

Don't look at him.

There's nothing going on Bye bye.

What a zero. - Tsk.

All right, let's get these guys back.

All you little pied-eyes, over here, come on.

Get some attitude. Get up on the chair and you come down.

Shit. I've got to go.

Tell Vanya I'll be back.

What did she say now? - She'll be back soon.

Is Edward coming later?

No, he's not. His father called him back to Switzerland for important business.

You know what you should try? Escort service.

What difference does it make? Whore, model... it's all the same.

Do you want to be a model too?

No.

Then you're here to borrow money.

What do you mean?

Why else does anyone come to Edward?

He's going to invest in single for me.

No.

Probably not I just need little money for single it's going to be big you know, but...

Lana. Lana!

Lana, where were you? - I saw Terrine.

Edward took me I woke up, you were gone and he was here.

What happened?

I asked you a question.

What happened?

Grown-ups don't put out before getting what they want.

Oh, Lana, Janie. Lana.

Where are you going?

You need to have a plan B.

There's nothing going on. Bye bye mafia.

Grown-ups don't put out before getting what they want.

So, like I said, big mess but, you girls, you take bedroom, yes?

And I sleep here, yes?

Like family Big family.

I'm going out for food.

Yes, keys on table

I'm going to make phone call I'll be back in a second

Lana, I saw you on TV.

Dima is my hero!

Shit!

Ian, I know. This is why I pay you, okay?

You worry for me It's why I pay you.

Okay, call me back Goodbye.

Motherfucker sorry.

It's okay. - I thought you were done.

It's just Ian. Nothing much.

No.

How do you like my crib?

What happened?

I just need money for a new single.

Then I'll be...

I'll be back on top

I have an idea I know where to get money.

Hey, Ian, guess what Lana knows somebody who can put money into group.

What, they've got money in the small towns?

Fucking cheeky bastards.

She arranged meeting so we give her money for her photo book.

A finders' fee? You're fucking mad.

It's coming out of your end.

Look, you want to make single, yes?

Yeah. Right. - Okay.

Okay, and how does she know this fella?

She knows his son. - Fair enough.

Give me a call when you find out the time.

Okay. - Yes, bye bye. Fucking mongrel Ian loves the idea.

We're good to go.

Hello, Janie.

Hey, did you get food? - No.

I found way to get money for book.

Really? Cool. Can I smoke in here?

What are you smoking? Maybe a little some for me?

Yes? No?

Fucking step monster canceled the credit card I thought you talked to your stepmom.

No, Lana. Why would I talk to my stepmom?

She kicked us out.

It's okay. I have a little money.

Why you act so strange?

I'm not. I'm fine. - Hey, look at me.

This place is way too fucking small I need some fresh air.

You want to go to Vanya's I know he give you drugs.

What are you talking about?

Give me my money. - No.

If you spend that money on drugs, we are fucked.

No, Lana, you're fucked.

Isn't that what this is about?

Poor little Lana wants to be rich so bad she'll fuck some idiot just because he has a big penthouse.

At least I'm not drug addict.

No, you're a slut.

Last night was a joke.

It meant nothing to me because you're not real.

Nothing about you, Lana, is real.

Oh, and you want to be a model?

Nobody actually wants to be a model, Lana.

Do you know how stupid you sound?

So what happened?

What happened?

Hey hey hey hey.

What's wrong?

Emile.

Of course not. Why do you listen to her?

You're beautiful


Lana?


You're not real!


Where's Vanya? - In his room.

No. Kay.


Hmm?

Here is one more. - New song.

These girls are great I can tell they are from here.

We've got to find them.

No lies to deny its.

We're too scared to cry.

And when we cry for help no one will break our spell.

Say that again. - What?

What you just said. That's quality, that is.

Is that what you write down in your little book?

Can I read it?

Come on, don't be like that, love.

Finding talent is what I do.

Come on.

Oh, we change here.


WEEK-3 happened?

Don't worry.


Why are we stopping here?

Because man who give us money has dacha. So we go Lana! Hi!

I've been waiting for you to come back! I missed you!

He is Vadim.

Son of man who stopped train.

Oh right. Fine-looking young man. Hello, Vadim.

Hi! How are you? Come on out! Welcome!

Yeah, we're coming out.

Hi, how are you?

Oh, Vadim, they're beautiful Oh, you shouldn't have.

Wonderful!

I'm Dima, pleased to meet you. - I'm Leonid, nice to meet you.

This is Lana Lana, ohhh.

Very happy to finally meet you, Lana.

Your eyes, your nose... what a beauty!

Hello hello. - Hello.

And this is Ian, Dima's manager.

Ah, beautiful beautiful Beautiful beautiful, da.

Thank you.

Where is that paparazzi? Come here.

Okay, mate.

Oh, okay.

Come here, Lana. - Two big men for the newspaper.

Okay, smile. - Yes.

Mere!

My dear guests, good luck and nice to meet you.

Long story short, let's drink To your health!

Cheers!

It's a beautiful boat. What exactly is it you do?

Ah, property.

I give you money no problem.

Cash in a suitcase.

In a suitcase.

And Vadim will be in group.

Of course. Yeah, of course.

Uh, great looking kid your Vadim.

I mean rule number one: He's got to impress the ladies.

Boys and girls,

My guests, my friends.

Pig.

In honor of my beautiful boy Vadim

the next Puff Daddy.

And beautiful Lana girlfriend.

To Vadim!

To Vadim.

Okay, Vadim, go sing now.

Vadim sing. Vadim sing for me.

Friends, everybody let's cheer my son!

I'm with you, son. Don't screw this up!

You are so beautiful.

To me.

You are so beautiful.

To me.

Can't you see? - My beautiful son.

Check him out!

Everything I've hoped for.

Every girl in our town want to fuck him.

You like?

You are so beautiful.

To me..

It's crap. - Shut the fuck up.

But it's crap. - What's crap? What did you say?

What did I say?

Sorry, I said it's crap.

I'm sorry, he's completely crap. - Shut the fuck up.

He's really drunk. Please forgive him Ian, come here. I said you don't know what you mean.

Sit down. - I fucking do mean it I fucking discovered the Mondays, darling. Fuck off.

Hey, hands off! Don't forget who I am!

It sounds like, I don't know, two cats fucking in a black bin bag, darling.

Now watch out, manager.

To me.

You, get off your knees! Get on the stage, singer!

Well, supermodel, is he not good enough for you either?

You'll pay for this disgrace, darling You'll see.


What's up?

We lest everyone.

Have I?

What do you need them for?

You have now better friends.

Why do you do this?

Why do you?


Papa!

Papa.

Papa, she had nothing to do with this.

It was her idea to bring those jerks.

She will now pay for this insult.

I said, drop it! It's done.

Mom?

Mom?


Lana Starkova?


You're fucking fired because I've finished with you.

Okay, fine. My fucking ears are hurting.

My ears are hurting, my head is hurting, yeah?

Excuse me, love. You got any aspirin?

Any aspirin, love?

Motherfucker.

Oi, listen you Right, listen.

Hey, I've been through shit like this 1,000 times.

This ain't over yet.

From here on in things can only get better.

Dima, look at me Look at me.

When have I ever let you down?

That's right. I have never let you down I've never ever let you down.

Men.


Cause you believe in what we are.

You believe in what we'll be.

It's fucking magic.


Order in the court Lana Starkova?

You are charged with violating Article 213 of the Criminal law..

Hooliganism.

Three months penal service.

For what? I didn't do anything I repeat, three months penal service.

Please, Your Honor, forgive her.

She's just a young girl.

No, Mama.

Fuck your laws.

This case is closed Take her away.


Max, it's Ian.

You're going to be very excited when you hear this, Max.

We're really onto something different here.

Music reflects the world around us, doesn't it, Max?

I mean you remember when the wall came down.

It was Bruce Springsteen and David Hasselhoff and so on and so forth and such like.

It was sex, drugs and rock and roll, wasn't it?

I mean we loved it didn't we?

Every night we're all alone.

Every night, my only hope is the light.

That's shining from inside you.

Cause you believe in what what we are.

You believe in what we'll be.

Give me strength.

So I can stand beside you.

No truth to conf...

I mean, it's raw emotion, Max Do you know what I mean?

That's what I brought- - We. We brought.

That's what we brought you today... raw fucking emotion. Dima's found his soul.

It is very good. I mean it's a smash It's a fucking smash.

You wrote it yourself? - Da.

Every word. - Do you have more?

I mean the boy's on a roll, Maxie.

He's a fucking genius. - One thing.

It sounds like a girl wrote it.

Yes, I mean absolutely.

And I think that was the big breakthrough... that Dima's got in touch with his inner woman.

I don't know.

But still, it's a girl song to me.

No, of course. but what you don't realize here, Max, is that it takes a man with huge testicles to sing a power ballad, and that is what we've got here.

Make no bones about it, it's a fucking power ballad I mean it's just so fucking sellable.

Come on, Maxie, let's talk dollars.

It will be a big hit. - So let's talk big money.

Absolutely. Handle this right, we can make a lot of money.

Whoever created this should get their share.

If we can find her.

In what we'll be, give me strength.

So I can stand beside you.

No truth to confirm, no lies to deny...

What's this, Max?

That's our fucking tune Max, I'll tell you what...

I'll tell you what's fucking happened here.

Me and Dima had put the tune on YouTube for a bit of a tester and these fucking tarts have stolen it.

I mean has no one got any fucking integrity any more?

Can I tell you what I think?

Fucking lies, Ian.

This is heartfelt and honest.

Unlike you, Ian.

Get out! - Max.

And you? No conscience left whatsoever?

Max, the percentages are there to be negotiated.

Out!

Right. Okay, Max.

What I'll do is I'll give you a call tomorrow, okay?

Give you a chance to sleep on it, okay, darling?

Speak to you tomorrow, Max Yes? Ciao for now.

Dima.

You could have jumped in there and helped out a bit.

Dima, come on, darling. You know, you win some, you lose some.

When do I win? Listen, you're fired.

You're really fired, okay? - Fired?

Don't be a donut, Dima You can't mean it.

I mean it's Ian and Dima Dima and Ian.


I am Max I've been looking for you

I manage a band called t.A.T.u.

You and I holding tight.

You and I got to fight.

You and I side by side.

You and I satisfied.

You and I feel so right.

You and I holding tight.

You and I side by side.

You and I for the rest of our lives.

Way cool. I like your song.

Yeah, we really loved it. - Do you really?

Course.

If I say it's good it is good.

So you've written a lot more songs, yeah?

Yeah, I just haven't finished them yet.

You wrote these lyrics and composed?

You've got a great future.

I do?

I didn't do it by myself I know.

Lana wrote the lyrics.

Well, she's good.

You are good too.

Where is Lana?

I don't know

Lana! Sweetheart!

Sweetheart.

I told you.. Swim with the tide man

I understand one thing... the world is shit.

Lana Starkova.

Come with me


I'm so sorry, Lana

I haven't been very honest with you.

After my mother died

my mother wasn't there, my father wasn't there.

The drugs were there

I know

I never slept with Edward.

And Dima... - It's... it's okay I know.

I was going to come back after I got the money.

But I thought I could do everything on my own.

I learned some Russian. - Da?

I love you I love you too, very much.

I like your scarf. - Shut up.

There's one more thing I have to tell you.

It's kind of a long story and a little complicated, but you know what?

Hold on. Hold on. I'll be right back, okay?

She'll be so surprised.

Ta-da! - Ta-da!

This is Lana. Lana, this is t.A.T.u.

Hi! - Hi!

I told you it was a little complicated.

But they're gonna get you out and they're gonna be singing our song at the concert.

Yeah, we really like it.

Mom!

Every night we're all alone.

Every night my only hope ls the light that's shining from inside you.

Cause you believe in what we are.

You believe in what we'll be.

Give me strength.

So I can stand beside you.

No truth to confirm.

No lies to deny its.

We're too scared to cry.

You and I holding tight.

You and I got to fight.

You and I side by side.

You and I say goodbye.

You and I feel so right.

You and I holding tight.

You and I side by side.

You and I for the rest of our lives...

man and wife?

Look after each other.

Cast aside to an angry street.

Criticized for what we believe.

If we hide.

Maybe we can make it through this.

No truth to confirm.

No lies to deny its.

We're too scared to cry.

You and I holding tight.

You and I got to fight.

You and I side by side.

You and I say goodbye.

You and I feel so right.

You and I holding tight.

You and I side by side.

Did all this happen so we would end up here?

No, this is where it begins.

What's a good name for a bird?

Marsha Marsha? Who falls in love with a bird called Marsha, you donut?

Yes?

Do I look like my name's Olga?

My name's Bill.

Yeah, so?

So why, fucker,